Yes, the human mind is greatest weapon of course but it’s only matched by the human hand. Without the hand we would be like the dolphins. Intelligent, perhaps even sentient, sapient yet unable to change their environment in any significant way. The mind and the hand. Our best weapons.
@@mikoto7693 hey! dont crap talk the dolphins ability to charm lees intelligent murder monkies to do the hand stuff for them ;) a few more generations and they mind control directly or develop telekenisis
@@Xsiondu - Army Ranger wound up in extreme CQC with an insurgent at the Haditha Dam in Iraq. They were clearing rooms in a house full of hostiles and one pulled a grenade at kissing distance. Ranger slammed into him to trap the spoon and the hand to keep the grenade from being deployed, wound up entangled and couldn't reach his sidearm (chest rig instead of drop leg holster, if I remember correctly) or knife, so he grabbed the only thing he could- an MRE spoon he'd stuffed into his MOLLE straps earlier and stabbed the insurgent in the neck repeatedly until he stopped moving. As anyone who has ever held an MRE spoon can attest, they are NOT the same as the cheap plastic spoons you get from the store. Buggers are durable as hell, and I've personally punctured soda cans with the hand out of boredom before.
My uncle was a man you never visited without notice, but was the hit of the party. Even his car was… peculiar. The biggest smile, you simply didn’t mess with. The world around him was at his disposal. It was like watching a magician. Cool dude. Very Jax like.
yeah they probably coul've easily replaced the blades in the R9X hellfire with 40 LBS of play dough and it would still have been deadly from the sheer kenetic energy... between the flying gensu, the bazooka tank, the mk-19 grenade machine gun you would think DARPA's RnD team was made up of 6 year olds from texas or something...
Lol @ that thumbnail. I don't know what alien pissed that man off but I do know one thing, he is about to give a whole new meaning to the phrase "there is no spoon". x'D
Truthfully, all humans are, and all humans ever will be, is chaos in the purest sense. Any one human is a unique individual. Some are strong, others are weak. Some are kind, others are cruel. Yet as a collective force, they can and will make anything possible; logic and reason are no barrier to their sheer willpower and "because we can" mentality.
Better than most of the stories the algorithm has been feeding me lately. Sounds like it was at least written by a person. This could be fleshed out into a pretty decent story, with some more dialog, physical narration, etc, to replace the mental and emotional process outlines.
Ok, this is the one that got me to subscribe. I do review critically, but also praise well plotted narratives. This one was a terrific change from all the stories about the indomitable humans saving the galaxy like some unelected bunch of super heroes. Those stories tend to all sound the same and ... well now that I'm subscribed, I'll start commenting on them but never with a mind to be cruel, just honest, if sometimes pointed, observations and sometimes even some suggestions to fill out plot holes. In any case this story paints a picture, that to me sounds a lot more plausible, and sheds a far more realistic light on humanity as seen through Jax. The story was rushed in one aspect that kept knawing at me while I listened to the rest, and that was how bug boy got into trouble. Maybe it's because I'm looking at the situation through the sensibilities of a human. It was hard for me to follow how he officially got exiled for not breaking any rules or breaking any laws. A few lines of dialogue between them could maybe shed a little light on that. What exactly happened that caused an official trial followed by banishment? I'm sure that the offense would be very clear to your Thyroxeian readers, but it flew over the heads of your human readers. I really like the premise of the rebellion. Not a traditional war where people are fighting and dying and ships are blowing up, but an attack on the infrastructure which is what the problem is. Wouldn't it be grand if all wars were fought like that?
My uncle has the *WIERDEST* hobby. He makes fully-automatic...potato...gones. Only bastard I know who is more dangerous in the PRODUCE store, than at an FLGS 😂
Humanity gets kickt in the groin and left in the mud by the universe itself Huminity slowly clawing back up: "i aint heard no fucking bell" Alien:"I'm gona try that to"
"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart."
whatever prompts you are using are working, it's staying on track for about 15 mins now. making these shorter so they don't drift into generalisations might work. the ai voice seems to be reading sentences better than before, guessing a functional intonation well most of the time
Ummm.... "Tools to make other tools"? Uh... how the hell do they have warehouses, drinks with glasses, and *spaceships*, then, if they don't have the same thing?!
😂 this was really good. But it just pains me to think that all of the misinformation, sabotage and Division that's tearing apart the galactic council is the same thing here in America tearing her apart from the inside right now
that thumbnail... shiiiii... a spoon, that's babby games... if you can't kill something with a spoon, you aren't human... or trying. look around you right now... find the thing you think could be the least deadly... (xenos... don't read this bit) okay, you found that thing... how would you kill something with it..... (on my last smoke break... A dried leaf.... not easy or glorious... but, I could kill something (human ish... ) with a dried leaf....)
Shouldve followed up with the fears at the beginning. This got boring and went nowhere once u had the human and bug ally. Random shit happenig out of nowhere, something called the dominion just popped up out of nowhere. Even tho a human at the beginning, this felt like ai. Ai stories go nowhere. Give us the fucking bar fight u set up for 20 mins
I once saw him kill 3 aliens in a bar, with a pencil, a f... pencil.
Sharpened would be 12 !
Nice reference
and than he made the pencil disappear ...
I am so glad someone else had the exact same thought.
if John Wick was hired for the Men In Black
"Have you heard what happened on Hyperion Hub with a writting stylus"
Would that be space John Wick?
Likely
Hell no- Heath Ledger did it first, remember? 😆
@@clarkb1900 Finally someone else acknowledges it.
@@StrangeUncle01 that said that was just 1 goon, not against 3 deadly assassins
there are a couple of characters the old man with the scythe does not concern himself with visiting
John Wick and Mr. J are but 2 among them
Human: "The mind is the greatest weapon!"
The U.S. Army Green Berets were saying this in the 1960s.
after they read it from sunzu and gustavus centuries and thousands of years before them ;)
Yes, the human mind is greatest weapon of course but it’s only matched by the human hand. Without the hand we would be like the dolphins.
Intelligent, perhaps even sentient, sapient yet unable to change their environment in any significant way. The mind and the hand. Our best weapons.
@@mikoto7693 hey! dont crap talk the dolphins ability to charm lees intelligent murder monkies to do the hand stuff for them ;) a few more generations and they mind control directly or develop telekenisis
@@mikoto7693 well our thumbs and out fine motor skills. cus chimps nor gorillas cant build anything complex
Ah, The deadliest thing we have,
What ever the hell is just laying around.
Humans have innate proficiency with improvised weapons
Our mind to improvise our new weapons and our hands to wield them.
And good old reliable.
*These hands*
A likely trait of any species that learned to use tools.
It does not make sense that it would be a uniquely human trait.
just a sole man sprinting at you with goddamn spoon
Feckin terrifying
@@ThunderStruck15 i was going for a russian badger referance :)
You’ll protect your eyes unless you want them scooped out xD
Fun fact there is a confirmed kill irl with the MRE spoon
Tell me more
@@Xsiondu - Army Ranger wound up in extreme CQC with an insurgent at the Haditha Dam in Iraq. They were clearing rooms in a house full of hostiles and one pulled a grenade at kissing distance. Ranger slammed into him to trap the spoon and the hand to keep the grenade from being deployed, wound up entangled and couldn't reach his sidearm (chest rig instead of drop leg holster, if I remember correctly) or knife, so he grabbed the only thing he could- an MRE spoon he'd stuffed into his MOLLE straps earlier and stabbed the insurgent in the neck repeatedly until he stopped moving. As anyone who has ever held an MRE spoon can attest, they are NOT the same as the cheap plastic spoons you get from the store. Buggers are durable as hell, and I've personally punctured soda cans with the hand out of boredom before.
@@BreandanOCiarrai"and he killed the guy with a plastic spoon...a fkin plastic spoon"
@@BreandanOCiarraiSomehow that story doesn’t surprise me.
@@mikoto7693 the only thing that surprises me is that it was a ranger not a marine
My uncle was a man you never visited without notice, but was the hit of the party. Even his car was… peculiar.
The biggest smile, you simply didn’t mess with. The world around him was at his disposal. It was like watching a magician.
Cool dude. Very Jax like.
Everything's a weapon if you throw it fast enough
Very true
everything is a weapon if you have the technical skill to use it as such
Everything is a weapon if you're determined enough.
yeah they probably coul've easily replaced the blades in the R9X hellfire with 40 LBS of play dough and it would still have been deadly from the sheer kenetic energy... between the flying gensu, the bazooka tank, the mk-19 grenade machine gun you would think DARPA's RnD team was made up of 6 year olds from texas or something...
A feather.
Lol @ that thumbnail. I don't know what alien pissed that man off but I do know one thing, he is about to give a whole new meaning to the phrase "there is no spoon". x'D
Truthfully, all humans are, and all humans ever will be, is chaos in the purest sense.
Any one human is a unique individual. Some are strong, others are weak.
Some are kind, others are cruel.
Yet as a collective force, they can and will make anything possible; logic and reason are no barrier to their sheer willpower and "because we can" mentality.
Underrated comment 😞
You just described arguably every living thing in the universe.
Life is chaos, but potentially a way for the universe to know itself.
To quote the Tick and his battle cry:
SPOON!
"There are no dangerous weapons, son. Only dangerous men."
- Sgt Zim, Starship Troopers
Who remebers stories from their parents as kids with grandma and her wooden spoon chasing them sround the table
"I once heard about of one who subdued an entire raiding party using only a roll of bonding tape"
Never underestimate the power of duct tape 😂
Space McGyver!
Better than most of the stories the algorithm has been feeding me lately. Sounds like it was at least written by a person. This could be fleshed out into a pretty decent story, with some more dialog, physical narration, etc, to replace the mental and emotional process outlines.
I can only imagine Zorak speaking with the voice from The Brak Show, and that makes the story so much better.
Yes everything can be weapons cause Humanity's creativity😂
Good because that our blood line.
We're so good we turn nothing into a weapon
Everything can be a weapon, because everything can be a weapon, that doesn't change regardless of humanity or not.
Adapt overcome improvise. We are surprisingly good at it.
I've been saying "Control is an illusion, ride the wave of Chaos," for the better part of 30 years.
That was a very well crafted short story. I enjoyed it very much
I expected him to ask for a spoon at least at some point and waving it around the "bar".
Ok, this is the one that got me to subscribe. I do review critically, but also praise well plotted narratives.
This one was a terrific change from all the stories about the indomitable humans saving the galaxy like some unelected bunch of super heroes. Those stories tend to all sound the same and ... well now that I'm subscribed, I'll start commenting on them but never with a mind to be cruel, just honest, if sometimes pointed, observations and sometimes even some suggestions to fill out plot holes.
In any case this story paints a picture, that to me sounds a lot more plausible, and sheds a far more realistic light on humanity as seen through Jax.
The story was rushed in one aspect that kept knawing at me while I listened to the rest, and that was how bug boy got into trouble.
Maybe it's because I'm looking at the situation through the sensibilities of a human. It was hard for me to follow how he officially got exiled for not breaking any rules or breaking any laws. A few lines of dialogue between them could maybe shed a little light on that.
What exactly happened that caused an official trial followed by banishment?
I'm sure that the offense would be very clear to your Thyroxeian readers, but it flew over the heads of your human readers.
I really like the premise of the rebellion. Not a traditional war where people are fighting and dying and ships are blowing up, but an attack on the infrastructure which is what the problem is. Wouldn't it be grand if all wars were fought like that?
This is the art of war in space
Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.
My uncle has the *WIERDEST* hobby. He makes fully-automatic...potato...gones. Only bastard I know who is more dangerous in the PRODUCE store, than at an FLGS 😂
Oh my god! I'd love to see a video of that shit! 😂
I too would like to see such a video! Potato science!
aliens watch humans like we watch an episode of MacGyver.
we are of john wick's race! do you want, my alien friends, to know what he does with a pen?.. 😊
Anything can be a weapon if you're determined enough
Humanity gets kickt in the groin and left in the mud by the universe itself
Huminity slowly clawing back up: "i aint heard no fucking bell"
Alien:"I'm gona try that to"
Who is this one?
Other alien, "they call him Neo."
"it is said that he even denied the spoon."
A pencil?! So somebody wrote John Wick into an HFY story?! I love it 😂
Another really well written story, with a great plot line. Yet another story that would make a really good 3 hour film, or a TV series.
So, humans are a whole species of space Yodas? I'll accept it.
Not the first time humans have reached this level of technology and pretty sure it wont be the last.
several stories stitched together
"Weapon from a writing stick? Ha! Sounds like a pup's bedtime tale."
Jackie Chan has entered the chat
“Checkmate” is one word, NOT two!
A great tale of epic quality.
Aliens unintentionally saying Richard Watterson's line in fright: HE'S GOT A SPOON!!
Space CIA VS Space KGB lol
Interstellar rope-a-dope. Gotta love that.
Would love to see these stories animated
This shows the power of Monke with stick
QUESTION: Have subscribed to this channel. Why is there a red circle/dot on the icon? The blue circle/dot is new content, what is Red.
There’s a live broadcast going on
@@TimPenny-k4h Does he have a permanent live story cycling his stories?
There’s live podcast
@@AkReaper I think he has a live broadcast and a reading repeat broadcast?
They beeing live
Spoon! - battle cry of The Tick!
Gen-X Don't start a fight but you had better finish it if one starts...
Very interesting channel overall I'm hooked
adrenaline is one hell of a drug
Another great story.
mind giving the below a reading with a humans voice
Earth's Toughest Student Astonished Classmates with Deathworld Tales
and if so the other parts too
Humans don't start Wars. Have they studied our history?
A futuristic John Wick
i guess the dominion found out that control is a fleeting thing if it's by force
Please don't let this aliens watch a Jacky Chan movie ... they would shit their space pants
Bro, you have a good reading voice.
Sounds like the good basis for a movie
How to make a 10 minute story an hour long.
If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d say these stories exist to boost our confidence as a species before being exposed to alien life
shhh! don’t expose the truth :p
"ever heard of David and Goliath?"
The only problem with these stories is they are written without excitement.
This is pretty good, especially the compared to o all the drivel here.
Now look, xenos. We don’t want a fight. We’re not looking for trouble. But you push a human into a corner and give no choice, well…
McGuyver!!!
Dude animate some of these, be a great movie
"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart."
I love that you’re reading it yourself! Do you have any women stories coming out? Or already posted?
whatever prompts you are using are working, it's staying on track for about 15 mins now. making these shorter so they don't drift into generalisations might work. the ai voice seems to be reading sentences better than before, guessing a functional intonation well most of the time
Uhh... This is one of the human narrated channels, friend
Ummm.... "Tools to make other tools"? Uh... how the hell do they have warehouses, drinks with glasses, and *spaceships*, then, if they don't have the same thing?!
I think the point was that humans only see those things as more tools to do more things never the end point
Rock vs. laser.
*WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS* ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
❤
just do not let the valcans get in your way!!!
Zorak? As in Space Ghost?????
Spaaaaaaaace Ghoooooost! "Are you getting enough oxygen?"
I used a milk carton as a weapon once.
Duct tape for the win
This statement can be true if you try hard enough we can turn about anything into a weapon
I just love scifi story, s
also also.... this is a Bromance... and I'm okay with it.
100th like! 🎉
Kix was the name of that clone from domino squad if i recall corectly
Riddick...tea cup...
Zorak!? Where's Moltar?😂
General Ludd :D
😂 this was really good.
But it just pains me to think that all of the misinformation, sabotage and Division that's tearing apart the galactic council is the same thing here in America tearing her apart from the inside right now
these aliens are quite right about us humans! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
these aliens are quite right about us humans! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍖🍗 be afraid aliens! even a chicken bone and a beef bone can be used as a weapon!
Naiive
that thumbnail... shiiiii... a spoon, that's babby games...
if you can't kill something with a spoon, you aren't human... or trying.
look around you right now... find the thing you think could be the least deadly...
(xenos... don't read this bit)
okay, you found that thing... how would you kill something with it.....
(on my last smoke break... A dried leaf.... not easy or glorious... but, I could kill something (human ish... ) with a dried leaf....)
This video is true but most videos in the past was science fiction also, I’m actually alien see this video we are gonna go instinct
The comical spoon will be a weapon that can beat army's
❗️BS!
I saw Jhon wick kill 3 men with a pencil
Why does ur voice sound like AI generated xD
Racist as racism can be!
Okay, this story got annoying... The observation part went on for far too long, took ages to get anywhere.
Improvise, adapt, overcome. But this story was still a little too boring. For me
john wick
Alcoholism wins again!
Your story telling is not good
Shouldve followed up with the fears at the beginning. This got boring and went nowhere once u had the human and bug ally. Random shit happenig out of nowhere, something called the dominion just popped up out of nowhere. Even tho a human at the beginning, this felt like ai. Ai stories go nowhere. Give us the fucking bar fight u set up for 20 mins