There was a time when I thought our host was perfect. In fact, I estimated his proximity to perfection to be so close that he might not be human. You know, angel, or perhaps even archangel on a good day. But tonight a dark shadow has been cast over my enthusiasm. The trouble started around the five minute mark of the video. We are coming down a bridge incline and two green traffic lights are smiling in our direction. But then at 5:02 the lights change to amber... one and a two and a three and a... Oh, no! Please God don't let this happen! Horrified by the catastrophy unfolding before my eyes, I forced myself to go back and stop the video at 5:06. Oh God!. On the left side of the intersection there is a red light. On the right side of the intersection there are two red lights. Strung along the near edge of the truck hood there is a relflection of five red lights. Five. Red. Lights... Jack Daniels, my one true friend, comfort me now!
There was a time when I thought our host was perfect. In fact, I estimated his proximity to perfection to be so close that he might not be human. You know, angel, or perhaps even archangel on a good day. But tonight a dark shadow has been cast over my enthusiasm. The trouble started around the five minute mark of the video. We are coming down a bridge incline and two green traffic lights are smiling in our direction. But then at 5:02 the lights change to amber... one and a two and a three and a... Oh, no! Please God don't let this happen! Horrified by the catastrophy unfolding before my eyes, I forced myself to go back and stop the video at 5:06. Oh God!. On the left side of the intersection there is a red light. On the right side of the intersection there are two red lights. Strung along the near edge of the truck hood there is a relflection of five red lights. Five. Red. Lights... Jack Daniels, my one true friend, comfort me now!