Maldhound needs to find a way to make a deck called, "The answer is yes, can they get it, is the question." I think the theme behind it is fairly simple.
Everyone needs to go have a closer look at the art, specifically the collar. Because Eriette is a magical catfish who is using the facetune app in real time.
@@wydx120this. If the dream is good why tf wake me up? Edit: they deleted the comment I was replying to, sadly, it was basically a "Yeah, but who cares, I'm not asking her to take the illusion off when we bone" or something like that
Thanks comment section, I literally didn't notice that her collar is a mirror reflecting her true self until you mentioned it here. I just thought her collar had a weird design. That's a crafty include on the artist's part.
She seems absolutely nuts in a 2-headed giant game: buff up your partner’s creatures (they weren’t attacking you anyway), then double-drain your opponents (each opponent loses life which means their team loses twice)
I finally made one about 3 weeks ago. My biggest problem was board wipes, removing all of my enchantments, so I have switched my strategy to aura curses on players instead. I’ve only played, tested it once since then, but it looks to be promising.
First and foremost, thank you, Sir, for giving Orzhov Power Mommy Dommy the spotlight. Thing about this build is; it really REALLY doesn't take much of shit to keep the entire table at bay while you laugh and dance around; A) Commanders. Can't take 21 from Big Stompy if it can't hit you. B) Darksteel Colossi. The number of enchantments you can buck around at instant speed for 2 mana or less is something to behold, truly. C) Life totals in general. Trust that you have become Premiere when piloting this, and remember that you've come into Extort colors. 1 mana enchantment? Extort, and suck up all that Sweet Sweet. It's truly unstable how fast you can get to 100+ life while the rest of the table wastes away.
I just started playing magic in August, and this was the first commander I made a deck for. I’ve been watching your content since I started playing and tbh this feels like a rite of passage seeing a video made about my first commander.
Friendly reminder that if you return an Aura to the battlefield with Sun Titan or Obzedat's Aid, the object you attach it to is chosen, not targeted, so it gets around shroud, hexproof and ward.
I built this commander solely because I was tired of getting ganked by the Ur Dragon, Magister sphinx combo... I am head overr heels in love with it now.
Just a reminder that, canonically, Eriette is the maternal great aunt of Rowan and Will Kenrith... meaning she old AF. That BJ would more like a GJ, all gums.
I've been looking her over for my Black/White deck. I'm glad my play-time-unseen opinion of her seems to be correct. I'm looking forward to seeing her in action one day. This is my however-many times request for Marchesa the Black Rose.
I'm telling you, Zedruu the Great-hearted If you've never been dunked by the world greatest switcheroo, one, two bubble someone else's shoe, then you don't know what you're missing
Mirri, is still one of my favorites to play. attach some equipment, auras, enchantments, whatever you like, and then perceed to tell opponents you can only block with one - except not because I'm gonna tap down that one. She's also the bane of ever token deck ever.
As the person who kept recommending Eriette, thank you for doing the girl good, so she can get back to doing everyone else dirty with horses and cantrips
I can't believe how dependant I have become for these to come out geeze, loved the Thrun one as my local Jeskai player is closer to punching me in the liver than playing again against me.
I feel like Mald is forgetting that a significant proportion of Black’s enchantments are actually really quite bad for whatever creature they get stuck on, making this less Iran-Contra and more ‘supplying crack to underfunded Black communities.’
You get the most important part of Pacifism from literally every aura you run that's allowed to target the opponent. Actually running them seems redundant.
I thought it would be super cool to make her a deck about scattered cursed role tokens around and yucking it up but there just aren't enough of those because we only get one set in Eldraine instead of a block 😢
Kinda reminds me of that one Curse commander, but the big difference is that this one has insurance to make sure your not gonna get decked by a +14/14 with trample because you put a treasure curse on someone
As someone who made a deck with her as commander the moment you tick people for damage at the end of turn you become a massive target not because your deadly yet but because it’s annoying also fuck token decks
Slight problem: once you become enchanted by her, you can’t get closer
She keeps you exactly where she wants you
I mean, it only _says_ "attack". You can get as close as you want, you just can't touch.
But she can certainly touch you!
She can't enchant players just their creatures.....unless she starts playing curses......
@@fraser7211she clearly does not need curses to enchant people. Have you seen the way Mald looks at her?
i appreciate that we didnt even need to wait to find out if she can get it. we open strong with "mean sugar mommy" at the 0:01 mark
She's a 14/10 on a bad day, of course she's gonna get it.
Followed shortly afterwards by "MILF"
Maldhound needs to find a way to make a deck called, "The answer is yes, can they get it, is the question." I think the theme behind it is fairly simple.
So i assume the commander would be Sisay?
@@azelight7931Plot twist: it's actually Omnath, Locus of All.
@@seanheath4492 I don't know doesnt look like "get it" material
@@azelight7931 I'm sure someone, somewhere is into that. :P
@@seanheath4492 you probably right
Everyone needs to go have a closer look at the art, specifically the collar. Because Eriette is a magical catfish who is using the facetune app in real time.
OH SNAP
The facetune app can stay on in the bedroom I don't mind
@@wydx120this. If the dream is good why tf wake me up?
Edit: they deleted the comment I was replying to, sadly, it was basically a "Yeah, but who cares, I'm not asking her to take the illusion off when we bone" or something like that
"Well, this has been manageable so far. I can't think it'll get too ba---"
Light-Paws: I'M HERE NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
I like how wizards looked at Kaima, the fractured calm, and said, "That but hot lady and in drain colors"
Kaima is still super fun to play though.
Giant boar turning into a smexy lady indeed sounds like a cool rendition of Beauty and the Beast.
As someone who owns a Kaima deck, this is too accurate
"The only thing she can't get from me is a break". Liked and subbed for that one
Thanks comment section, I literally didn't notice that her collar is a mirror reflecting her true self until you mentioned it here. I just thought her collar had a weird design. That's a crafty include on the artist's part.
Magali Villeneuve GOATed
She seems absolutely nuts in a 2-headed giant game: buff up your partner’s creatures (they weren’t attacking you anyway), then double-drain your opponents (each opponent loses life which means their team loses twice)
Just when you think comedic dialogue can't get any tighter; killed it with every word of this one, Mald.
*New Commander acquired*
The mirror did not know what it was talking about when it said this wasn't the finest mommy of them all.
As someone who deeply appreciates the art of being stepped upon. Building this deck is tempting as fuck
It is a lot of fun too
But it prevents opponents creatures from stepping on you!
try to fill it wih as much art of people being brought to heel or being stepped on as possible XD
I finally made one about 3 weeks ago. My biggest problem was board wipes, removing all of my enchantments, so I have switched my strategy to aura curses on players instead.
I’ve only played, tested it once since then, but it looks to be promising.
@@c-mac9902Board wipes really hurt the strategy, but cards like Replenish, Brilliant Restoration or Open the Vaults are really clutch
5 seconds in and we’ve already got an unhinged line. Never change Maldhound
Yes! This is one of my decks, and I smiled from ear to ear that I had all of the cards you showed.
First and foremost, thank you, Sir, for giving Orzhov Power Mommy Dommy the spotlight.
Thing about this build is; it really REALLY doesn't take much of shit to keep the entire table at bay while you laugh and dance around;
A) Commanders. Can't take 21 from Big Stompy if it can't hit you.
B) Darksteel Colossi. The number of enchantments you can buck around at instant speed for 2 mana or less is something to behold, truly.
C) Life totals in general. Trust that you have become Premiere when piloting this, and remember that you've come into Extort colors. 1 mana enchantment? Extort, and suck up all that Sweet Sweet. It's truly unstable how fast you can get to 100+ life while the rest of the table wastes away.
When the dommy mommy brings out the toys
Something not mentioned is that she exists in the same set as Role Aura Tokens, so you don't even NEED CARDS at times
Spellbook Vendor goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(Un)fortunately most effects that create Role tokens specify that they are created attached "to a creature you control".
@@Ceraciostill works for the life drain
@@51gunnerspellbook vendor goes crazy in this deck
Not to mention she arrived in a set where the big gimmick is spreading aura tokens like the plague.
Forever referring to Eriette decks as "Rizz Gatling Gun" decks now
Speaking of mothers, we need our iconic Mother, Oona Queen of the Fae. She's as mother as it gets.
Eriette is like... a mean sugar great grand mommy. She could get it but, she's older than dirt itself.
You are on fire with this consistency. keep up the great work!
I just started playing magic in August, and this was the first commander I made a deck for. I’ve been watching your content since I started playing and tbh this feels like a rite of passage seeing a video made about my first commander.
Be carefull Mald because if inspect the card closer you might see Eriette face is not quite hers.
Now that you've done Eriette, you should do her sister Hylda.
"Rizz Gatling Gun."
- Maldhound, 2023
Unprompted next to woman with mysterious aura
Friendly reminder that if you return an Aura to the battlefield with Sun Titan or Obzedat's Aid, the object you attach it to is chosen, not targeted, so it gets around shroud, hexproof and ward.
Oh this is the PERFECT card to make the commander for a deck with the ojou-sama Smothering Tide.
I built this commander solely because I was tired of getting ganked by the Ur Dragon, Magister sphinx combo... I am head overr heels in love with it now.
Just a reminder that, canonically, Eriette is the maternal great aunt of Rowan and Will Kenrith... meaning she old AF. That BJ would more like a GJ, all gums.
Remember guys, the real Eriette is the old woman in the reflection, the pretty mommy is just a lie
Yeah but…. Pretty face.
@@antoniobautista1840 don't be fooled by it! A kiss would probably feel disgusting!
@@raonair That's our kink.
Yeah but...... grow a spine.@@antoniobautista1840
@@raonairdepends on how good the disguise magic is..
Inb4 her price skyrockets after you described her as a mean sugar mommy.
Accept that Isshin isnt doing anything but getting his cool friends to say Fuck you, but twice.
I've been looking her over for my Black/White deck. I'm glad my play-time-unseen opinion of her seems to be correct. I'm looking forward to seeing her in action one day.
This is my however-many times request for Marchesa the Black Rose.
Love this card, love enchantments, and I have a Voltron light paws deck that'll have you scooping in 4 turns.
Good vid Maldy.
Ok those get it jokes are staying fresh as hell man 😂 I love it
"coughs at some time your bug now" i would never "hides stack full of locked down enchantment cards."
"Fuck you, BOGO" is the most accurate comment I have ever heard about Light-Paws.
Eriette player boosting your creature: “Stick out your gyat for the rizzler.”
The collar art detail is wild. I'd love a playmat of it
I'm telling you, Zedruu the Great-hearted
If you've never been dunked by the world greatest switcheroo, one, two bubble someone else's shoe, then you don't know what you're missing
Mirri, is still one of my favorites to play. attach some equipment, auras, enchantments, whatever you like, and then perceed to tell opponents you can only block with one - except not because I'm gonna tap down that one. She's also the bane of ever token deck ever.
And even wilder is that Wilds of Eldraine made enchantment tokens a thing to just spray everywhere all the time
I agree, she definitely not getting a break.
Eriette, My Beloved, FINALLY!
I absolutely love these. She just wants to be friends, with or without your consent hahaha.
i run an eriette deck and this is the most accurate description of her and my deck ive ever seen
Yet once more I beseech the Lord of Roasts to take a chance on Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
She’s sooo good I love playing her. Can shut down the entire board
Her anime artwork from polluted bonds is so good
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Don't forget the mighty "Nomad Mythmaker" to recur all possible nice Auras in ALL Graveyards
I am once again asking for my main Mardu man, Isshin, to be the next contestant on "Fuck this Card!"
Q: "How many auras could they possibly get to play?"
A: "All 'em."
This Commander shall join my Orzhov rotation.
Bring my the Sherei reaction !!! *Smashes my mug on the ground *
Surprised she could get it. My man not seen the reflections? 👀
"Shitty low grade arms dealing" until double strike and flying get involved
Removal is awesome! Especially when you turn her into a bug...
Nearly forgot to ask for the Saheeli, Sun’s Brilliance roast!
As the person who kept recommending Eriette, thank you for doing the girl good, so she can get back to doing everyone else dirty with horses and cantrips
Giving out free hugs and will keep giving free stuff until Phelddagrif's demands are met
Amen brother this is the most "can get it" ive seen on here yet
Now naming my Lightpaws deck "Fuck You, BOGO."
Peek the reflection in her collar, Mald.
I can't believe how dependant I have become for these to come out geeze, loved the Thrun one as my local Jeskai player is closer to punching me in the liver than playing again against me.
Light-paws definitely needs a video.
I feel like Mald is forgetting that a significant proportion of Black’s enchantments are actually really quite bad for whatever creature they get stuck on, making this less Iran-Contra and more ‘supplying crack to underfunded Black communities.’
If you run wedding ring you can go all in on the 2v2 gameplay.
This was my next commander build anyway, now i just have a bit more of an idea
For that extra Spicy hate throw in a few Cards with bestow.
Sets you up to swing after somebody inevitably board wipes.
Smeagol, Helpful Guide, I am BEGGING, I am CRYING, I am PISSING, I am SHITTING, please I am begging
I love shoving all the Pacifism effects out when I play her.
You get the most important part of Pacifism from literally every aura you run that's allowed to target the opponent. Actually running them seems redundant.
The only thing she can't get from me is a break is wild 😂😂😂😂
Yeah absolutely. Cannot hit "smash" hard enough.
this is like orzhov kaima, the fractured calm.
Narci, Fable Singer deserves your attention!
MILF? Oh no, this is better. She is canonically the Kenrith twins Hot Aunt. That's Canon. It's in the lore.
Desperately need to see your take on the Unhinged Timmy Gaming™️ that is Jetmir, Nexus of Revels
I should get her for my eriette (the beguiler) deck!
As if Benalith wasnt already annoying with Necrogen, she now has a Goku to her Vegeta.
"rizz gatling gun" got me
Zur the enchanter directly searches them 😀
Begging for a Firesong and Sunspeaker Roast
You had me signed up 3 seconds into the upload ngl
Was just starting to build a deck for her
Way ahead of you, it's already in the works
Now we just gotta convince Mald into doing the other two... day 1 of asking for a General Ferrous Rokiric roast
Requesting Tergrid, god of fright
Kresh the Bloodbraided my man!
My man is down horrendous, and honestly? Same.
Another day, another Nekusar roast request
I thought it would be super cool to make her a deck about scattered cursed role tokens around and yucking it up but there just aren't enough of those because we only get one set in Eldraine instead of a block 😢
I won with that card as commander. I can just recommand it to you, it's also really funny!
This might be my next build! Would love to see one done about my boi Blanka, Ferocious Friend if you haven't yet!
The very last line got me to like the vid
Kinda reminds me of that one Curse commander, but the big difference is that this one has insurance to make sure your not gonna get decked by a +14/14 with trample because you put a treasure curse on someone
Day 2 of Grist, the Hunger Tide. The best insect!
Wait till he hears about sythis
She is the wicked rizz of the west
As someone who made a deck with her as commander the moment you tick people for damage at the end of turn you become a massive target not because your deadly yet but because it’s annoying also fuck token decks