Invading Poland but i'm the WORST tank commander in Germany (Total Tank Simulator)

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  • @Crusader-ct1qv
    @Crusader-ct1qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    2:24
    Isaac Newton: F = ma
    Big Shaq: 2+2=4-1=3
    Drew: 5040 - 5015 = 35

  • @paulkirwan9541
    @paulkirwan9541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Drew yesterday: *takes DNA test*
    Gets 1% German
    Drew today: *German Invasion
    Edit 1 day after: Bro why are all my replys yes no nes yo yen yeno?

  • @morshk
    @morshk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    me: sees the title
    also me: scared in polish

    • @captainvanhorn773
      @captainvanhorn773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Me: Happy German sounds

    • @michal.128
      @michal.128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: Hell no!

    • @iexist2217
      @iexist2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@captainvanhorn773 **ANGRY POLISH NOISES**

    • @sabre7212
      @sabre7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Happy Mexican that hate Polish sounds*

    • @iexist2217
      @iexist2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ok-rg2hu Exactly

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "Invading Poland but I'm the worst tank commander."
    H1tler: _"Its not much, but it's honest work."_

    • @samhall3605
      @samhall3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First Replay

    • @hanneslundin346
      @hanneslundin346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im Just One Simple Guy agreed

    • @gabiboudreau5870
      @gabiboudreau5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's you again

    • @hanneslundin346
      @hanneslundin346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabi Boudreau ye he is spamming comments

    • @radianzero
      @radianzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanneslundin346 I'm sorry Hannes, tell me how I'm spamming comments?

  • @JGSC_
    @JGSC_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    “You can’t win a battle with just planes”
    Battle of Britain: “am I a joke to you?”

    • @electrom.1703
      @electrom.1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JG BH um Radar and Intelligence lol

    • @jaikee9477
      @jaikee9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A tiny insignifant battle that didn't do anything to actually decide the war, according to literally all scholars outside little England.😊

    • @xyzak47-pl
      @xyzak47-pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaikee9477 You mean the ones that said that Brexit will kill GB?

    • @bottleofvodka1927
      @bottleofvodka1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jaikee DE the Germans would of invaded Britain ending the war before any significant nation would join the battle, it would of made all axis units free on the eastern front with more then 5 million axis soldiers invading the ussr, in between 3 years Germany would of taken down the 2 biggest countries

    • @thecoolcat8294
      @thecoolcat8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jaikee9477 the battle decided the fate of britain

  • @Bobbusinessgaming
    @Bobbusinessgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    *Everybody gangsta till Poland wins*

    • @CaptainAhab117
      @CaptainAhab117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only if it's post 1815.

    • @olitor2004
      @olitor2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @ottercar1493
      @ottercar1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      only if they supported czechoslovakia

    • @olitor2004
      @olitor2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ottercar1493 what do you mean

    • @olitor2004
      @olitor2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CaptainAhab117 what do you mean

  • @ScuderiaRB
    @ScuderiaRB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    4:12 When Drew is invading Toruń
    Me: O kurwa i need to Protect my pierniki

    • @screencropper9676
      @screencropper9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol polska hussar

    • @gordonk9001
      @gordonk9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pierniki isn't even a thing

    • @pixieanornalnumberblockfan5137
      @pixieanornalnumberblockfan5137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gordonk Pierniki is an Gingerbread in polish

    • @gordonk9001
      @gordonk9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pixieanornalnumberblockfan5137 Yeah I know, I'm Polish myself. It was just 2AM when I sent that message; I don't live in Poland anymore so I haven't heard anyone say Pierniki in quite some time

    • @noviceleader8745
      @noviceleader8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mikeu I tried to pronounce viszontlásra and I went to translator to see it was correct
      happy Lengyel Magyar ket jo barat noises
      tho something else popped up called viszontlátásra

  • @olegk9911
    @olegk9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:01
    Hand motions of a true general

  • @anamosamapper7521
    @anamosamapper7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Drew: does Poland have an airforce?
    Me:óf ćòüRßë ÿœü ègg

    • @victorious8315
      @victorious8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me: *cries in 303 air division*

    • @anamosamapper7521
      @anamosamapper7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@victorious8315 *screeches in over 200 destroyed German planes*

    • @StickDudeYT
      @StickDudeYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @ReCrofnead
      @ReCrofnead 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drew is now officially an egg.

  • @aurelian3847
    @aurelian3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    he's actually playing the game

  • @7dreams169
    @7dreams169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yesterday I listed out every youtuber that I am subscribed to and then got rid of the second channels, group channels, and music channels. That left me with 67 youtube channels. After that, I decided to rank the channels from most liked to least liked. I am happy to inform you that your channel placed 3rd in my ranking.

    • @fadoronaldo7217
      @fadoronaldo7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KNNY_-sp6kq the motherland an the supreme lider

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Drew: This might be a nice building to put a bunch of infantry in, this nice church.
    Geneva Convention: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is it forbiden? first time i hear that (no sarcasm)

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well... i think that; if you are a soilder and your comrade is wounded and there is only a curch to take refuge the war tribunal is gonna forgive you right? and if there are 3 guys comming at you and your wounded comrade and you shoot at them... that can NOT be considered a war-crime right?

    • @archeverything
      @archeverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keledran Von Sebottendorff Article 53 of the 1977 Additional Protocol I provides:
      Without prejudice to the provisions of the Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict of 14 May 1954, and of other relevant international instruments, it is prohibited:

      (b) to use such objects [historic monuments, works of art or places of worship which constitute the cultural or spiritual heritage of peoples] in support of the military effort.

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archeverything ok... now i know it... man... the world had changed since the last time i seen....

    • @anabsolutemess8850
      @anabsolutemess8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mitaka.Kotsuka that was over a hundred years ago

  • @Kruk-lg8wz
    @Kruk-lg8wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I'm from Poland and I was just waiting for you to lose xd

    • @michal.-_
      @michal.-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @capyb1236
      @capyb1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Też xD

    • @_Majki_2137
      @_Majki_2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no one cares you are from poland lol

    • @wiolettabielinska7566
      @wiolettabielinska7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@_Majki_2137 what's wrong with you?

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@_Majki_2137 I do 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Britain and France say war has been averted with Germany
    Germany invades poland
    Britain France: *_here we go again_*

  • @kaimatus843
    @kaimatus843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    AI: Has no planes
    Drew: We're gonna need some fighters to protect our bombers. Is 2 enough? Probably not.

  • @thepioneer1525
    @thepioneer1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:05 that's because the tanks contain infantry inside of them that can exit the tank if needed. the infantrymen in the tanks are their own unit.

  • @angelom621
    @angelom621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "you can't win a battle with planes" *America laughs*

    • @victorious8315
      @victorious8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Laughs in battle of England*

    • @wongijen9167
      @wongijen9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@victorious8315 *Britain

  • @a_potato4454
    @a_potato4454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Literally every vehicle in the game: Has smoke fumigating from it.
    Drew looking at one thing: Oh no it's on fire!
    (Also Drew not realizing that planes need fuel.)

  • @prosopro3146
    @prosopro3146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “I would never have a beard”
    Drew in 2021:
    “We lied to you,and we are going to do it again”

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2021 is chad drew, 2022 is gigachad drew

    • @Giao55
      @Giao55 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CCABPSacsach so true

  • @GamingWithThenixTurk
    @GamingWithThenixTurk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Cant win a battle with planes only”
    The RAF: Am I a joke to you?

  • @gc9632
    @gc9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Drew: you can’t win a battle with just planes only
    The battle of midway: am I a joke to you

  • @auriinvernizzi8036
    @auriinvernizzi8036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You lost more units because in a light tank you have two guys inside.

  • @hepiik.8822
    @hepiik.8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me while watching first battle: "Yeaaa booys lets smash him!!!
    Show him that Gdańsk is too strong!!"
    Drew 30s later: "Oh, that was super easy"
    **cries in Gdański**

  • @tyreesenelson9159
    @tyreesenelson9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me: reads title
    Also me: Ahh sh*t here we go again

  • @luftwaffle173
    @luftwaffle173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You're doing so bad that Poland should give you a medal for deeds in the name of the country

  • @pavelmachytka5604
    @pavelmachytka5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the battle of modlin was a very bloody battle and ended in a very minor victory for the polish

  • @mino1470
    @mino1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last mission Drew took looks like a blitzkrieg

  • @Nothing-1w3
    @Nothing-1w3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:00 I'm losing braincells like Soviets are losing men in 1942

  • @TheJesterCW
    @TheJesterCW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "oh panzer of the crop field, what is your wisdom?"

  • @hridaanjhaveri9267
    @hridaanjhaveri9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drew:I will never have a moustache.
    2021: Are you sure about that.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:13 Officer Snowflake got an upgrade

    • @ariusae
      @ariusae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      boof

    • @SilusValeriusVT
      @SilusValeriusVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh its you again, why do you follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @hoodsans908
    @hoodsans908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drew: "that cant be me, I'll never have a mustache
    Him 2 years later: (has a mustache)

  • @Eques2749
    @Eques2749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Drew, the memes reaction videos you are making, are incredibly funny and addictive, your work is incredible.
    Best wishes, and stay safe.

  • @wilsonhuang3917
    @wilsonhuang3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nobody:
    Thumbnail: Germany invades east Prussia! *0*

  • @parallel_ravens9401
    @parallel_ravens9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Drew: thats not me i dont have a mustache
    Drew in 2021: bruh

  • @CT-Polski
    @CT-Polski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m kinda offended. Not to mention that Poland actually won a few battles (battle of Mokra, polish cavalry with anti tank rifles won the day) they did have an airforce. They were exiled and fought in many battles.

  • @thegoblin957
    @thegoblin957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last battle actually had me at the edge of my seat

  • @yeboiCris
    @yeboiCris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody
    Drew:so were back to the-
    Graystillplays: excuse me but that’s my line so if you don’t mind I’ll just head back to my fullliquorbar!

  • @matthewlim2307
    @matthewlim2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    History Books: Support vehicles were a great support for mobile vehicles during the war...
    Drew: that dump truck though

  • @Alex-sv7gt
    @Alex-sv7gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Germany: *is nice for Poland when WWIII is going to appear*
    Poland: Thank you Germany! *hug*
    Germany: *knife in the back*
    World: ah shit, here we go again

  • @Redarmy1917
    @Redarmy1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want this game to come out already!

  • @kasumihimura
    @kasumihimura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This anti tank was probably a major player"
    *Shows decrewed gun

  • @JesusChristpraisethelord
    @JesusChristpraisethelord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That cant be me, I would never have a moustache." Drew Durnil 2020

  • @blackholesproductions7437
    @blackholesproductions7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay but in all honesty, the Polish forces in 1939 were fairly decent, and might have held out against the Germans way longer. But the Soviets screwed it up.

  • @birinsan2581
    @birinsan2581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    drew:I would never have a mustache drew in 2021:Mustache

  • @dariotoska
    @dariotoska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drew, can you please check the amounto units INCLUDING crews, then it’ll make sense.

  • @testermann1709
    @testermann1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Drew should do a video reviewing comments or hate comments

  • @austinm6168
    @austinm6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think drews expertise at observing would work perfectly for company of heroes 2

  • @stefschenkel6794
    @stefschenkel6794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would never have a mustache”
    Well that aged poorly.

  • @seargentbeast8472
    @seargentbeast8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i would never have a moustache" oh little did drew know...

  • @SethGreve-g1m
    @SethGreve-g1m 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "i would never have a mustache"

  • @theblackcatchannel5642
    @theblackcatchannel5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:17
    The Battle of Britain: am I a joke to you?

  • @someoneyouknow284
    @someoneyouknow284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm loving this talking paint brush, and his new set up

  • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
    @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:47
    Do you know history my dude?

  • @miniaturejayhawk8702
    @miniaturejayhawk8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:51 putting troops in religious buildings is a warcrime 😂😂😂

  • @dootgod8193
    @dootgod8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You were wondering why you had more losses than units, if you look at the thing below it it shows the units you have with the crews of the vehicles because they can actually leave the vehicles

  • @CandyCornCorgi
    @CandyCornCorgi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That’s not me I’ll never have a mustache”
    ARE YOU SURE ABOU THAT

  • @wilsonsmith2903
    @wilsonsmith2903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pls make more of these make a series on this I really wanna see more of tgis

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5040 minus 5015 is 35? The quick mafs is strong with this one

    • @SilusValeriusVT
      @SilusValeriusVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heard you were in bad health, comrade. Get well soon.

  • @annabanabanana
    @annabanabanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You loose more units than you put down because inside the planes you have a driver + the plane its self gets counted as a unit same for tanks,artillery and ect

  • @finneganmurray7331
    @finneganmurray7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I will never have a mustash". Sure drew, sure

  • @alexz678
    @alexz678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think he got the axis memo of going through a forest "We'll meet them in the open fields "

  • @blackholesproductions7437
    @blackholesproductions7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game is actually pretty cool

  • @yadiraponce8451
    @yadiraponce8451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Drew: I will never have a mustache drew one year later:has a mustache

  • @alexz8903
    @alexz8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You: *says something about Poland in title*
    The Poles (including me): *I have been summoned*

  • @sergeantsal647
    @sergeantsal647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I would never have a mustache” foreshadowing

  • @akmalfarrel6297
    @akmalfarrel6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drew:That cant be me tho ill never grow a mustnasce
    Drew in 2022:Uhhhhhhhhhh

  • @nyx178
    @nyx178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So excited for this game.

  • @Wasserschwein8888
    @Wasserschwein8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I understand almost nothing what this guy says, I am from Ukraine (a country near Russia), I don’t know English, it's just fun to look at the gameplay of this game :D (and this is written with the help of a re-donor, lol)

    • @Xerxes4720
      @Xerxes4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ukraine? Are you safe?

    • @human-ity4731
      @human-ity4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh the nostalgia of half the world outside Europe not knowing Ukraine existed, maybe it actually was for the better :’)

  • @exeous8205
    @exeous8205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your humor Pleases me

  • @eliot.0525
    @eliot.0525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    pls more radio general

  • @WAGNViolent
    @WAGNViolent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me when drew invades Poland: Panik
    Me when I realize he is shitty as a tank comander: Calm
    they get Alex The rambler: Panik

  • @karatekid186
    @karatekid186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1 year later he would have a full beard

  • @reflectivegaming9979
    @reflectivegaming9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go into sandbox and spam infantry on both sides and play as a soldier

  • @Gyokko_Fan
    @Gyokko_Fan ปีที่แล้ว

    "You can,t win a battle with just planes"
    Battle of Coral Sea: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @hnrhq3430
    @hnrhq3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drew having that purple lite makes you look like a tick tocker

  • @Elijah1354
    @Elijah1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this game drew play more of it

  • @jadenjones3559
    @jadenjones3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see how drew would be a bad commander, He isnt a true german HELI

  • @giubob1862
    @giubob1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i guess anti-tank would be a little OP in a only tank game

  • @damianmatras8568
    @damianmatras8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maps and History - My favorite topics!

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *0:27** WATCH OUT*

  • @generalbacon7476
    @generalbacon7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drew attacks
    Drew: why are the pumpkins speaking Polish?

  • @UlyseesSGrantGaming
    @UlyseesSGrantGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drew: ill never grow a moustache
    Drew 2022: ima grow a beard and shave it into a moustache

  • @brambakker5253
    @brambakker5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was looking forward to this

  • @nolandeni
    @nolandeni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude You should do more of this

  • @juliancampos5532
    @juliancampos5532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2021 Drew:I will never have a mustache
    2022 Drew got a mustache

  • @wojciechgorczynski172
    @wojciechgorczynski172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as polish, i find it funny how you pronounce polish cities names

  • @themunchers4749
    @themunchers4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Can’t win a battle with planes only 7:17” me: hmmmm I sorrow productions planes only

  • @kian6639
    @kian6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you have a moustache now drew

  • @theautismman69
    @theautismman69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not again this is Germany’s job

  • @Just0eht
    @Just0eht 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drew: I could never grow a mustache.
    Drew now: *has a beard*

  • @kimjong-il6199
    @kimjong-il6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Next time play as Madagascar!!

  • @csgoguy7427
    @csgoguy7427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:05 Yeah thats a couple of infantry 🤣🤣

  • @jovannipizarro
    @jovannipizarro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poland: Germany is invading me, pls help
    Allies: Nobody Cares!

  • @lordchicken6293
    @lordchicken6293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That can’t be me though, I would never have a mustache.”
    Oh my how the times have changed…

  • @deopsey
    @deopsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So in the thumbnail Drew is picturing that germany is going to invade Eastern Prussia

  • @mino1470
    @mino1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Panzers are disappointed on your performance

  • @magubrothersproductions1140
    @magubrothersproductions1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You always find the best games that leave me wanting them but never getting the chance to actually purchase them. It's a sad life.

  • @adiistea2106
    @adiistea2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welp that's the blitzkrieg plan man!

  • @heckinchonker4957
    @heckinchonker4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Dang Poland spent a lot, they spent 5,000, I’m scared now I only have 6,000” -Drew