**dream stares down his foe, the two children at his side* **you took everything from me* the blonde one said **lets cut a deal* he maniacally smiled **if you attack me, tubbo dies*
You approach the mysterious man. His expression doesn't change; He's simply grinning. You ask him if he wants to watch you speedrun. He stays silent, but offers you a nod. *The battle begins.*
"It was once such a nice day rising over the hills..." "parrots were singing..." "sugarcane was growing..." "but then you came along... and you just HAD to speed run the game didnt you... and ruin everything..." "and now... i must teach you a lesson within the game... dream..." * Shitass * ATK 1 DEF 12 * Here to stop the SHIT from hitting the fan
"Honestly, I already gave up on completing the game long time ago." "After all, we'll come back into this forest with no tools again, won't we?" "Just so we can try it harder? Faster? Where's the motive? Where's the fun?" "I can complete this story in just 5 seconds." "Why? I just feel empty. Noone and nothing impresses me anymore." "Even your attacks. They're lamentable. You're doing too much things wrong."
You start a speedrun, get to the nether, see a fortress across a lava lake. start speed bridging over to the fortress, and realize you've run out of blocks. So you turn around to get more... but a blurry figure blocks your path. You hear a faint tune start to play, getting louder and louder. meanwhile the blurry haze around the figure starts to fade. Just a moment later you begin to recognize the face, the shirt, the only thought in your head is "oh no" The music is at full blast now droning out any other sound as shitass hurls towards you with inhuman speed. The last thing you see before your body slams against the wall of the fortress is shitass's dark, empty eyes staring into your soul, judging you... *BAD, YOUR BAD*
* There's a person at the end of the hallway. * ... Ask him if he wants to see you ❤️*speed bridge *Do not * You ask him if he want's to see you speed bridge. *He stands there and slightly nods. *You place down two blocks, and tell him to try it, scoffing and saying he isn't going to be able to do it. * He looks at you eerily. * *THE BATTLE BEGINS*
*You watch in fear as he speed bridges faster then you can run in minecraft *You ask for his name as an enormous dirt structure appears spelling the word *Shitass*
• It's a tough world in the realm of SpeedRunners. • Streamers are raging, history is being made.. • On bridges like these, bowspammers like you... *• Should be sleeping in the nether.* [It seems like Shitass doesn't wanna see you speedbridge anymore.. Keep attacking.]
*Speedrunner engages you! [ACT] - Speedbridge *You ask the speedrunner if he wants to speedbridge with you. *He nods confidently, before falling off after two blocks. *He doesn’t seem dissuaded.
**Uh, no?* *well too bad **Wait what?* **mic blowing on noises** **AAHHH!* **among us kill sound** *hello again, it was only a matter of time before you came back, how many has it been? i’m starting to lose track, say your last goodbye, this is your final reset **Act** **Reset** **But the button refused...*
You approach the madman, And challenge him to a duel But not any typical duel. You challenge him to a speed run duel His expression stays the same Silently, he nods in approval Beginning the speedrun, you are confident you are going to win. He hasn’t even started. As you are reaching the end, you hop inside the portal but something isn’t right. The dragon is defeated, and as you start to question, Shitass flies at you on an elytra at top speeds and hits you, Causing you to tumble into the void and die.
It's a Bright day outside. Speedrunners going for the record, And let's plays left for ages. On days like these, Minecrafters like you, *Should know challenging me is a death sentence*
What about Halland/Dalarna? Those came from the pretty recent Minecraft Dungeons. Come to think about it, Dream's speedrun music (Trance Music For Racing Game) is even more recent
⁎ the world is shaking ⁎you see herobrines dead body ⁎you see dreams dead body ⁎you see notchs dead body ⁎you feel a very powerful presence ⁎a figure blocks you way. ⁎good luck
*you see that the sand hasn’t hit the ground *you see that dream hasn’t beaten minecraft yet *you see that minecraft hasn’t been made yet *you see the world is flat *everything is gone *just you *and shitass *finish this world off =)
@@reimusandwich bedrock edition has a faster speedrun than java because it 10 times the playerbase size and you have the audacity to call the edition with the 14 minute speedrun fake
"its a beautiful day outside" "Pros are fighting" "Builders are building" "On days like these,players like you" *"S H O U L D B E P E R I S H E D I N T H E N E T H E R"*
*After Killing Shitass's Friend, You Approach Him. His smile Has Never Changed. Question is... How? *Hey Shitass, wanna battle? *Shitass Doesnt Speak, But Gives A Nod In Approval. *Then take out your weapons, _Coward._ *As Happy As He Looked, You Could Feel As If He Was Angered. - Fight Starts - *FIGHT* *You try to hit him, but in a flash, he has full enchanted netherite gear. Now The Battle Truly Begins.
*Its a wonderful day outside *Parrots are being tamed, Villagers are trading *On days like these *Players like you *SHOULD BE ROTTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE VOID
Probably the best Megalovania inspired song I've heard in a while. Just like your TWR remix, very unique from the original! I'm glad this one blew up, but I wish the rest of your vids got more attention too!
"HEY SHITASS, WANNA SEE ME SPEEDBRIDGE? wait, where is that music coming from? shitass? why do you have a netherite sword with sharpness 5? SHITASS NO PLEASE AH GOD NO-" *insert minecraft death sound here*
![(3000 Subs Special) [Spongeswap] HELL OR HIGH WATER (BIBULUS)](/img/n.gif)
IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS:
please credit me, thats it
nae nae
Truer words have never been spoken
hi i rus
Geometry Dash?
WATHC ME WHIPD WHIPP WHATCH ME NAE NAYE
if it exists, it's got a megalovania
Rule Sans
Where’s my Megalovania then
@@Onceortwice45 make one
petition for megalovania megalovania
@@adrian00w signed
They built their bridges from the dirt they dug
He built his from the players he massacred
woah O_o
Oh wait..i saw u
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh a tad dark for YT, no?
meat bridge
he used soul sand for his bridges
but he still went the regular speed when walking on it
an absolute banger
*hey shitass wanna watch me make a remix?*
Wait a minute.... Don't i know you?
Tank Fish? I guess we saw a Fish Tank jjyam15 for this banger.
Sorry, ill just Go Fish.
Really speedran it
*"Hey Shitass Wanna see me Speed-Fish"*
this slaps
Yes it slaps big
S A N S F O R T N I T E I I ?
@@PelusaPY lolll
Also hi yahiamice
Hey love your content but how tf do I pronounce your name?
**you feel the bridge falling one by one*
Im gonna use that line in blockate, im gonna create SHITASS BOSS FIGHT
My roblox ACC is riccardoo2317 btw
@@TheVr71 :O i think that of create a shitass boss fight :D i will add you my acc its elowoseco
@@TheVr71 what is it called
**you feel like your gonna have a shitty time**
“Your blocks won’t last forever”
“And neither will you”
- he can’t threaten us like that...
“Oh, but I can : )”
Them: wait WHA-
That is both menacing and hilarious. I am unsure how to feel about this.
Oddly terrifying
i like how weegee said this
**You feel the cobblestone crafting table crawling on your inventory.*
*never*
OH FUCK-
AA
* You're feel like You're gonna have a worse speedrun.
**dream stares down his foe, the two children at his side*
**you took everything from me* the blonde one said
**lets cut a deal* he maniacally smiled
**if you attack me, tubbo dies*
You approach the mysterious man.
His expression doesn't change; He's simply grinning.
You ask him if he wants to watch you speedrun.
He stays silent, but offers you a nod.
*The battle begins.*
"Hey shitass, watch me speedrun"
GET THIS MAN SOME LIKES
Sadly enough this is a battle nobody can win.
Oh crap
Epic
It’s not a fight
It’s a flex
Weird flex but ok
U cant Win against shitass thats why
uh oh
So... its that horse guy all over again?
* He stares directly into your eyes.
* Some expressions...
* are best not graced with a description.
id like your comment, but theres 69 likes
You sure?
I like the last line, gonna yoink it for later
420th like funni because drugs
@leander krider I will do what I must, I may have been the 420th like, and I will sacrifice that to get it back to correct number
jesus, i never knew wet hands could work in a megalo
Moistlovania
(Sorry)
@@sage581 Don't be.
@@kalebhopping800 a SHITASS
Everyone’s stupid except me there is no way to make a megalovania bad
It is nearly impossible to ruin this song.
"It was once such a nice day rising over the hills..."
"parrots were singing..."
"sugarcane was growing..."
"but then you came along... and you just HAD to speed run the game didnt you... and ruin everything..."
"and now... i must teach you a lesson within the game... dream..."
* Shitass
* ATK 1 DEF 12
* Here to stop the SHIT from hitting the fan
this is beautiful
That shitty roleplayer who acts like dream: *”*dodges*”*
Pin?
“I was waiting for him to come and say ‘hey shitass’. But he never came...”
*Its your fault isn’t it?*
"Honestly, I already gave up on completing the game long time ago."
"After all, we'll come back into this forest with no tools again, won't we?"
"Just so we can try it harder? Faster? Where's the motive? Where's the fun?"
"I can complete this story in just 5 seconds."
"Why? I just feel empty. Noone and nothing impresses me anymore."
"Even your attacks. They're lamentable. You're doing too much things wrong."
this really hit different, i commend you.
@@muchotexto4248 Shakespeare called he wants his talent back
School bully finally surrendered because of my shitass costume on Halloween
So we aint talking about how this actually goes hard
What kind we talkin m8
@@dusttrustsongs6746 lmao should we call the fbI?
You start a speedrun, get to the nether, see a fortress across a lava lake. start speed bridging over to the fortress, and realize you've run out of blocks.
So you turn around to get more... but a blurry figure blocks your path.
You hear a faint tune start to play, getting louder and louder. meanwhile the blurry haze around the figure starts to fade.
Just a moment later you begin to recognize the face, the shirt, the only thought in your head is "oh no"
The music is at full blast now droning out any other sound as shitass hurls towards you with inhuman speed.
The last thing you see before your body slams against the wall of the fortress is shitass's dark, empty eyes staring into your soul, judging you... *BAD, YOUR BAD*
This is such a good comment
(angry microphone chewing noises)
If a song doesn't have a Megalovania version of it, it doesn't exist.
True true
I found Ed sheeran megalovania lmao
So im not exist! Wow!
yes
i mean i do have a megalovania name for myself. Gluacaphobia
My body when am not groovin' to this: *visible anger*
technically yes
Well "yes" but actually "yes"
Absolutely
Me when I see you not groove to this: *visible confusion*
@Jack Laragione finally
Someone make the caveman version
* There's a person at the end of the hallway.
* ...
Ask him
if he
wants to
see you
❤️*speed bridge *Do not
* You ask him if he want's to see you speed bridge.
*He stands there and slightly nods.
*You place down two blocks, and tell him to try it, scoffing and saying he isn't going to be able to do it.
* He looks at you eerily.
* *THE BATTLE BEGINS*
True determination
And the True speedrunner
*You watch in fear as he speed bridges faster then you can run in minecraft
*You ask for his name as an enormous dirt structure appears spelling the word
*Shitass*
Dude made his entire song out of leitmotifs, what a legend.
Check out Revolution UnderToad
Welcome to undertale
That glorious 8x8 face...it fills you with determination.
It’s 8x8 lol
@@SmilingSkyTH-cam whoops
This was one of the funniest, most creative and absurd memes i've seen, I love my timeline
• It's a tough world in the realm of SpeedRunners.
• Streamers are raging, history is being made..
• On bridges like these, bowspammers like you...
*• Should be sleeping in the nether.*
[It seems like Shitass doesn't wanna see you speedbridge anymore..
Keep attacking.]
daem xd
Underrated comment
• Sh** as* spawns beds and explodes you up
"go commit nether sleep" is now one of my favorite ways to tell someone to go screw themself lol
Sh1tA33: 1Atk/1Def
*the face says it all, easiest player in the game
*...You are unsure
*Insults won’t hurt him now
*Keep attacking
@SEN LONG ZHAO oops
*you challenge him to a speed bridge, sh*t*ss's attack greatened by 15*
@@Cosmic_crossing23 *you tell him your sorry and he beat you -15 Atk.
O
@SEN LONG ZHAO infinite dmg and attack is not allowed
*Speedrunner engages you!
[ACT] - Speedbridge
*You ask the speedrunner if he wants to speedbridge with you.
*He nods confidently, before falling off after two blocks.
*He doesn’t seem dissuaded.
why is this not more popular this deserves millions of likes
OOF
its cuz the others are scared to have a 'shit' time
The man in the chicken costume?
What are you doing here?
I mean, this is your average well made megalo
yea
*hey player. . .
*wanna see me stop your genocidal rampage?
**Uh, no?*
*well too bad
**Wait what?*
**mic blowing on noises**
**AAHHH!*
**among us kill sound**
*hello again, it was only a matter of time before you came back, how many has it been? i’m starting to lose track, say your last goodbye, this is your final reset
**Act**
**Reset**
**But the button refused...*
Cringe
You approach the madman,
And challenge him to a duel
But not any typical duel.
You challenge him to a speed run duel
His expression stays the same
Silently, he nods in approval
Beginning the speedrun, you are confident you are going to win.
He hasn’t even started.
As you are reaching the end, you hop inside the portal
but something isn’t right.
The dragon is defeated, and as you start to question,
Shitass flies at you on an elytra at top speeds and hits you,
Causing you to tumble into the void and die.
The Reason You Never Challenge Him: A Documentary
@Kevin Kass Your Welcome
69 likes noice
society's gotten to the point of where we are making a theme song for a guy named after poop
actually he’s named after an insult, but you still have a point
😏
@@usada9353 *Is no.*
@@usada9353 i feel a good time coming on
@@NewiDeltafell Ayo say less 😏
-shitass blocks the way, with only a haunting grin on his face ready for battle.
...what do you do?...
-fight
-act
-mercy
-items
Mfw when everyone acknowledges the wet hands music, but they don't talk about the Stal whistles.
uhm wet hand and the minecraft theme are both in the remix tho
@LudoCrypt Lost
Stal whistles are legit the best
The Stal part was my favorite part
Stal is my favorite disc
I swear there’s a megalovania for almost everything at this point
I want a MEGALO of Fran Bow :(
I want a megalo of a chair
I want a phone megalovania
@@francescobatta *YAS,ME TOO*
i want a megalovania of me :(
Why does this sound like wet hands but faster and more upbeat until the sans megalovania sounds kick in
because it is
because it is
because it is
because it is
because it is
You feel like a god is hovering your domination...*
His netherite armour won't get past us though. *
Finish the job, *Y/N* =)
Thanks whoever liked!
N
@Blueberry Scarf
*holy peck that is epic.*
*But the DETERMINATION is getting to you. You are filled with fear*
*you are losing your determination!*
Y
It's a Bright day outside.
Speedrunners going for the record,
And let's plays left for ages.
On days like these, Minecrafters like you,
*Should know challenging me is a death sentence*
Inspired yes
,/, I was actually going to say something like that but different where he had enough of people just using him as memes
E
This
Needs
More
Whoever can name every minecraft disc and song reference in this without looking them up is a true minecraft veteran.
I thought the minecraft disc/song references were pretty clear, i guess im a true minecraft veteran now.
@@twitterusersshouldntbreath2680 Congrats
What about Halland/Dalarna? Those came from the pretty recent Minecraft Dungeons. Come to think about it, Dream's speedrun music (Trance Music For Racing Game) is even more recent
@@eclecticsoffy True but you get the point.
This sounds like an anime intro but better
Edit: sad that this is not on Spotify
Some random dude: say no more
Anime is bad
@@luckyastrogames4503
Shame on u
@@toki7282 no u
@@luckyastrogames4503 look at this dood
Some people say this generation has the worst music ever
I beg to differ
It has pretty good music if you don't mention lo fi and trap
@@polygonpossum hey only some of the lofi and trap is bad.
@@polygonpossum try listening to some of gamechops lofi
K
My dads says 21 century music is s*** but I like 21 music it has the greatest music 20st century music is real s***
I am so used to low-quality megalos that this actually surprised me. Nice job mate 👍
You feel the failed speedruns crawling up your back
Its all about that one seed man... I've been rolling good fucking runs and the dragon has to fuck it up
Your mic starts to get scratchy
Rule 54: if it exists, there is a megalovania made for it
Rule 55: if it exists, and no megalovania is made, it will be made
I don't see any gardevoir megalovania
@@jhonnyk04games68 look at rule 55
Theres no megalovania of me,and Im pretty sure rule 55 doesnt apply here.
Abyss watcher megalovania when?
@@Generic_Gaming_Channel wheres *my* megalovania,also I want one for my main and my other alt as well.
2 years later and this still slaps. Like if you’re back here too.
yessir
The more you’re being distracted by listening to this
he’s only getting closer
HOLY SHIT HE'S ALEREADY HERE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wait wha- *...*
You can't outrun what's already here.
*OH SHI-*
@@utkuayranc3210 *ENGLISH BEAM*
New rule of the internet:
If it exist, there's a megalovania of it.
Edit: Stop saying its stolen, I just had same idea as someone else thats all.
Why Sparky (One of my Ocs) don't have it yet?
xD
@Gl1tch K1d rly? I never saw someone say this
Just like tails or Dream.
Another rule: if it gets popular somebody will copy it.
Rule 105
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE BANGER
⁎ the world is shaking
⁎you see herobrines dead body
⁎you see dreams dead body
⁎you see notchs dead body
⁎you feel a very powerful presence
⁎a figure blocks you way.
⁎good luck
My ver.
*Everything is dark.........
*Everyone is dead.........
*You’re the only one left........
**REVENGE EVERYONE THAT HAS FALLEN*
*you see that the sand hasn’t hit the ground
*you see that dream hasn’t beaten minecraft yet
*you see that minecraft hasn’t been made yet
*you see the world is flat
*everything is gone
*just you
*and shitass
*finish this world off =)
@Blue Among us ah, a fellow furry
@@SilverFoxeGames well congratulations you got to see my main among us account now
@@SilverFoxeGames in particular you finally arrived at the truth
Nobody:
People on bedrock edition servers:
Facts
Ur name is completely wrong because I am a bedrock Minecraft player
@@agnesia5258 ahh yes sans plays Minecraft
*W A N N A S E E M E S P E E D B R I D G E ?*
lmao yes
*You feel the shit crawling down your back
Beautiful
"no, I do not want to see you speed bridge."
“On days like this noobs like you...should be burning in the nether!”
i don’t see you in the nether
Wow
when you fail a speedbridge
felt endermite crawling on your back
“Wears elytra” I dont even need anything else to kill you.
*Checks enchantments*: Thorns 32767
@@Muncher_of_oil omg this got pinned
@@multiplequarters if it was its not anymore
lol finally someone who is from turkey and love english mcyt
"hey dream, heard you cheated...."
All I'm thinking about is Mexican Dream right now
*Intense mexican music*
EYYYYYY COMPRADEEEE
*MEXICAN MUSIC IN THE BACKROUND*
Tommyinnit:Shit
he does look like big q, ngl
AYY AYY AYY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME SPEEDRUN SMELL YOU ?!?
*la chona music intensifies*
Sans + Shitass = Sansass
Hmm... Makes Sans
no shitsans
😏
*WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM!?!!??*
@@ntt9389 OVA dio lol
"You feel the speedbriging intensify"
rule something:
"if it exists, there is a megalovania of it"
Always has been
Where is the DoomHermit megalo???
@@AngriiOkii he is in your mind
Techniclly true, i have seen megalovinas of everything, even 2020
Megalovania is the "This is Sparta" of the current youtube generation.
I love that you added music discs like stal into there, great job!
wait WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY WELL ARRANGED
0:54 - 1:02 C418 - Stal
*You hear screaming in the distance
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE STAL
jschlatt: i have a sudden urge to murder someone
@@electrobean Schlatt Vs Shitass: A never ending battle
Shitass is the final Boss of Minecraft
>When PC Bedrock players sees Mobile users: *IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BAD TIME PAL*
Sweats on The Hive be like:
But when u realize he has kill aura
Ohhhh shhhiiii
@@platomedicine4298 Bedrock players can speed bridge easily. I'm on Nintendo Switch and can speed bridge even though I'm only level 5.
@@Eradicator-jv9xr >Game crashes
Pc premium: i cant do speed bridge, its imposible
Pc pirate: 999 combo per second
*Its A Blocky day outside
*Speerunners are speedbridging
*on days like this..
*Speerunners like you..
*Should Not Have the ability to speed bridge
GG my friend. U just finished it
The second time you said speedrunners you said speerunner.
Laughs in bedrock edition
*fake speerunners*
@@reimusandwich bedrock edition has a faster speedrun than java because it 10 times the playerbase size and you have the audacity to call the edition with the 14 minute speedrun fake
Why do I like it and want to destroy the internet at the same time
POV: You’re showing off in a bedwars match and you see *him*
well hello there ☺️
*crap*
"its a beautiful day outside"
"Pros are fighting"
"Builders are building"
"On days like these,players like you"
*"S H O U L D B E P E R I S H E D I N T H E N E T H E R"*
*You can feel the fire crawling up your spine.*
Welp.
_au people do your thing._
when the battel begins
you feel your iq dropping
when he gets tired
your gona catch up hes gota run out of blocks edventualy
i do indeed feel my iq dropping while reading this
Battle? U mea battle
English at its finest
You foght him mat?
*After Killing Shitass's Friend, You Approach Him. His smile Has Never Changed. Question is... How?
*Hey Shitass, wanna battle?
*Shitass Doesnt Speak, But Gives A Nod In Approval.
*Then take out your weapons, _Coward._
*As Happy As He Looked, You Could Feel As If He Was Angered.
- Fight Starts -
*FIGHT*
*You try to hit him, but in a flash, he has full enchanted netherite gear. Now The Battle Truly Begins.
When you see him speed bridging toward you
*Insert Boss Theme*
Shitass has:
*Inf Damage
*Inf Defense
*Inf Speed
youd have to be VERY lucky to survive this battle
maybe even as lucky as dream is, huh?
* You feel like you're gonna have a bad speed bridge.
You feel countless speedruns
Crawling on your back
"Hey shitass! Why do I hear boss music?"
This would be “the song that sometimes plays when you speedrun”
Playing god would be the genocide megolovania
dream after you call him clay
"You feel shit stabbing your back"
hey *curse word* , wanna see make a megalovania?
Cool, another good guy who can’t swear for the life of him. Hey, no judge, I’m the same.
I, is also the same
hey y’all i’m like that too
oop same
Hey Shitass, wanna see me make a Megalo?
At this point, Megalovania is a genre, an instrument, and a song all at once.
its an beatiful day outside
the theme is playing
steve is choping wood
on days like these
dreams like you
should be dying in the nether
*Its a wonderful day outside
*Parrots are being tamed, Villagers are trading
*On days like these
*Players like you
*SHOULD BE ROTTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE VOID
why does this shitpost still slap my socks off every time I come back here? this is WAY better then it really should be lol
for real bro
*you use your microphone from the electronic section in the mall
*it has no effect on his menacing grin
*All that speedbridging has caused you to run out of breath.
*You can't resume your Hamon breathing.
*Shitass grins and raises his Gaster Blaster.
@Sara Qin EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*Guess your SPEED wasn't enough to BRIDGE trough the battle... W A S N ' T I T ?*
*You...
*you...
*...you FOOL.
*YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL.
*I WAS THE ONLY ONE HOLDING HIM BACK.
*...well...
*...enjoy your hell.
-Dream's last words
"It was all fun and games...
Until you brought out the hacks..."
Probably the best Megalovania inspired song I've heard in a while. Just like your TWR remix, very unique from the original! I'm glad this one blew up, but I wish the rest of your vids got more attention too!
*You Used The Legendary Totem*
*You Gained full hearts!*
*"You Feel your bridge failing behind your back"*
Maybe the real speed bridge was the friends we made along the way.
Song that you might hear before your ultimate destruction and inevitable demise
*top 10
"HEY SHITASS, WANNA SEE ME SPEEDBRIDGE? wait, where is that music coming from? shitass? why do you have a netherite sword with sharpness 5? SHITASS NO PLEASE AH GOD NO-" *insert minecraft death sound here*
Anything: Exists
Everybody: So anyway I started Megalofying
Anything can be a megalovania
yeah just rule 51 i believe
he is both the immovable object and the unstoppable force
this actually helps me speedbridge...