Full Guitar Hero 3 Battle vs. Lou

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  • @allip9267
    @allip9267 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Guys, he was not trying to beat Lou. Read the description. "This video was made to show the whole song" It said that in the description.

    • @TheBeast9417YT
      @TheBeast9417YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alli P, I READ THE DESCRIPTION ALREADY AND KNEW THAT HE WASN'T TRYING TO BEAT LOU.

  • @masonc.1786
    @masonc.1786 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember playing this late at night with my uncle on expert when I was 7, I could never beat him

  • @hooly69
    @hooly69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't read the description so at the end of the video I said: "What? USE THEM!!!!!!". Until I saw the description :/

  • @thebilby602
    @thebilby602 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol I cant find anyone who plays on easy, why wont someone who is terrible like me play?

    • @Tailzy26
      @Tailzy26 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I can only play on easy... I suck at other modes.

    • @JacoboTheHobo
      @JacoboTheHobo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tailz A same

    • @chickerinoradio6617
      @chickerinoradio6617 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tailz A i cant do expert, but i can do hard

    • @Tailzy26
      @Tailzy26 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Filuslolol The Epic Troll I can barely play medium.

    • @chickerinoradio6617
      @chickerinoradio6617 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tailz A youll get better

  • @Lensah23
    @Lensah23 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was unreal...though i've actually seen more difficult stuff, that was frickin hard. You did pretty good.

  • @Miligram573
    @Miligram573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recognize this as the wii version. Although it didn't have the video quality and accessibility to DLC like other versions, it was still a definitive version of the game that brings on a wave of memories.

  • @VoLTJay
    @VoLTJay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as a matter a fact, metal head, or p1 is using a guitar known as the gh guitar which is not a dlc but buyable when you go to the guitar store, the guitars pricing is 2k and it has both of the main colors one of which is the only colors red and black i hope this information was helpful and have a great day or night

  • @DaBananaboat
    @DaBananaboat 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This must've taken loads of pratice time :P
    Insane battle, intense song, awesome. :D

  • @zachw1014
    @zachw1014 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember when GH3 first came out and this battle was like soooo epic lol. Good times.

  • @Matt92Machine
    @Matt92Machine 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i had a really hard time beating him, took many tries. It felt great when i finally did.

  • @compedycakemine6960
    @compedycakemine6960 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always used ALL of my power ups during the Death Drain Solo.
    "Oh, nice ending solo you got there! Would be a shame if.... something happened to it!!!!!"

  • @NiValentine
    @NiValentine 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for showing the full song/battle, that was really cool :D

  • @xDiizylegendsx
    @xDiizylegendsx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i give this guy props for the difficulty, it looks hard as!

  • @ayesharehman100
    @ayesharehman100 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG u played soooo well!
    u didnt miss a single note!

  • @andrewjohnson4965
    @andrewjohnson4965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nice job :)

  • @hit925
    @hit925 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great playing! by the way, GO METALHEAD!

  • @jccbm
    @jccbm 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    jajajajajaja dude i like you... it takes guts to finish that song without throwing any attacks and surviving all of his attack....

  • @TheMeowMyster
    @TheMeowMyster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ps3 is harder than ps2

  • @acehard40
    @acehard40 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the people who are continuously trying to talk like you are so great because you beat him, he said that he was showing the whole song. I say props to him for surviving to the damned death drain. I myself can't even make it past the devils solo. Only made it to johnny's solo once. I think it's pretty cool, so please people, stop being so ignorant and commenting like you are so amazing just because you can do one little thing. Pathetic.

  • @nintendork2000
    @nintendork2000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just so the song makes sense to me while I'm playing... I always play as Johnny Napalm, cause the dude in the song is named Johnny. OR, If I'm playing some weird Lou vs Lou battle, I make my Lou have Elroy Budvis's Guitar. They should really put this is a later game as just a regular song. (that way, you can guitar battle two real people. They just need Lou and Elroy in the game. Johnny vs Lou with golden guitar = epicness.)

  • @Krati08071995
    @Krati08071995 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to be pretty good in GH3...But since my sister gone out of our house its been more than 9 months without playing...So i now suck pretty much...And i had to buy a new wii....So i´ve been almost through hard, i only needed one and rain of blood...And i´ve been in...chapter 4? i don´t know...the thing after england...On expert...but that was just one song that i mostly couldn´t beat...Well you just rock dude ;)

  • @suggestions8
    @suggestions8 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like this song...but...its so...fucking...HARD! and how if you dont win before the part with no notes for you, that bastard makes sure you KNOW you lost...
    "crap, i lost..."
    *keeps playing without missing a single note*
    okay...
    2700 NOTE STREAK!!!
    *continues playing perfectly*
    okay, i get it...
    *continues*
    beating a dead horse....
    *CONTINUES*
    ....goddamnit...

  • @TehGhoomba
    @TehGhoomba 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huh, i always saw the proof of gangster rap doing that, since most crime IS black people (Not being racist) and metal isnt a bad influence well most is, not metal like metallica, they're the non swear more about life songs =3 and im a metal head and i dont use hair spray thats Glam rockers not metal heads, :3 just thought id let you know :)

  • @alaa9876
    @alaa9876 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    To: margladys (13 pages back)
    I don't know why you put these things... O.o
    OMG please!!!
    It's just a ******* text!!!
    How "Nick" knows if you sent that text to other 5 videos???
    How???
    When I see all these coments I think "There are very dumbass people in this world..."
    And other thing... To other people...
    Read the ******* description!

  • @roflwaffles777
    @roflwaffles777 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the last song on Expert I need to beat, but every time I get to the fucking single notes, he busts out a fucking Lefty Flip, and then the solo starts and I fucking loser because of it, I hate Lou so much, and the fact that it isn't fair because you don't get a power up at the same time as Lou, Lou always gets his power ups first.

  • @mrGlitch2000
    @mrGlitch2000 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Due to the Wii not being able handle graphics the 360 and Ps3 game would normally have so many of the games that are on the 360 and they are ported onto wii the graphics gets toned down a little.

  • @EnragedSephiroth
    @EnragedSephiroth 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man there's a whole section at the end where you can lay him to waste, and here I was thinking he had the advantage... wait he does, because he gets the first attack, fucking Lou I hate his ass! >:\

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the Wii version of this game is in 480p, you uploaded this video in 240p :(

  • @OneWingedGamer18
    @OneWingedGamer18 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol it's more fun to loose just to see this kikass solo that kills you XD!

  • @BangSzymon
    @BangSzymon 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    OKay guy's that dude is fucking good and he's just doing the battle it never said in the title either that he was winning battle against lou.. he's showing you the whole battle..-.- omfg go watch some other videos and stop posting negative comments on this one

  • @Ojochris1
    @Ojochris1 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try this; get a decent size mirror and put it behind you. When he throws Lefty, just turn around and look at the screen through the mirror, it looks normal and you can just turn around when it's finished. EASY! yes, It's cheating a little bit, but it worked for my lil cousin.

  • @Climaxus
    @Climaxus 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow you slaughtered him lol, thx for uploading this, im stuck on lou on hard -.- im on 8th set of songs on expert and cant do a single one and i cant even beat lou on hard -.- i suck tbh, could anyone plz give me some advice? like when to use the power up things and stuff like that? thx

  • @soccerboy1996
    @soccerboy1996 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    The entire battle, until the death drain at the end.
    This is the description, read it: To clarify: I was not trying to beat Lou; I have beaten him several times. This video was made to show the whole song.
    Number of people who can't understand those last two sentences: Over 70. T___T

  • @AlextheRadman
    @AlextheRadman 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lous finisher and my comments: 5 seconds in: Ok I lost.
    10 seconds: I get it i lost!
    15 seconds: Sweet rock and roll jesus! You and Dr Robotnik should hang out sometime!
    Dr Robotnik: You know what they say, the more the-
    Me: SHUT UP!

  • @nailman40
    @nailman40 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @benjamin2197, THANK YOU! i absolutely hate people like her. Metal doesnt cause harm, its people who dont care and listen to the music. this isnt really considered metal, it is a remake of a country song. i dont think this is a bad song.

  • @Zanark9
    @Zanark9 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    whoa how come half of the people who watch this dont read the description..
    ive beaten lou on expert but it's just sooo hard for me. it seems the first item(lou gets) is ALWAYS lefty flip. i fucking hate left flip. i always fail right then

  • @only1cherai
    @only1cherai 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was 10 or 9 years old and i beat lou and everty one infact me and my sister finished the whole game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if the guy wanted he would have beaten lou!!!!so leave him alone!!!!!!!!!

  • @darknycoiler8513
    @darknycoiler8513 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, if I'm right, all right with you did the full battle but the song doesn't end when Lou does the Death Rain, the song ends with 4 parts you forgot, was the Verse 4, Chorus 2, Johnny's Theme Lead 2 and End Riff

  • @BADRANG4EVER
    @BADRANG4EVER 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't even beat this on hard...not only is the song and the CHARTING INSANE but lou gets a powerup and uses it every single friggin time I need to nail a section to get a powerup...urrrrrgggh and the game IS hard

  • @owendawes4590
    @owendawes4590 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Darkestmomentsjim since you're only 11 but maybe if you read the description he was showing all the views the entire time and he also mentions that he has beaten him several times it doesn't take a genius to read you know

  • @Locclo
    @Locclo 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You, sir, are a god among guitarists for this song. The only time I actually beat him on Expert was when I just took him out as early as I could. I imagine it was actually harder to NOT beat him. Good show.

  • @mentalmen111
    @mentalmen111 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    don't try to rush it, try it a few times and if you don't succeed then leave it for an hour or so, then you'll do abit better, and when you get a power leave it for when it's his turn and he has a large bit to do

  • @zelldincht13
    @zelldincht13 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    About the comments here,... guys,.. the descirption said he is not trying to beat lou he only wants us to listen the Whole song others here saying he's noob and stuff I bet you can't do the same notes that he did.

  • @andymci2
    @andymci2 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    see, i would agree with that, but all the times i've beaten/lost to him we must have used hundreds of attacks on each other, and i've never seen a double notes one. it's extremely unlikely that that would happen :s.

  • @coitoangel
    @coitoangel 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    that sweet dude, ty for the almost full song exhibition, he´s not a cheater, i see parts when he dont hit some notes, like 7 or 10 and without lou´s traps, dont listen the bad comments theyre jealous, ty again

  • @andrewmifsud
    @andrewmifsud 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    its not a matter or being able to read the description, its clearly a matter of being bothered to read it, and yes i did beat him first try, after much practice on guitar hero 4 of the most difficult songs.

  • @ziggyrig
    @ziggyrig 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude i was sitting here like "YOU HAVE 3 BATTLE POWERZ FINISH HIM OF!!!" then i read the discription lol
    but i have beat gh 1 and 2 on expert but not 3 cuzz i dont have it yet but i play at my friendz house all the time

  • @zkar-sl7ch
    @zkar-sl7ch 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    No saben leer? -_-
    Según la descripción solo estaba mostrando la canción ._.

  • @NanTheDark
    @NanTheDark 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @jhonatancon "To clarify: I was not trying to beat Lou; I have beaten him several times. This video was made to show the whole song."
    El propósito del video es mostrar la canción. No ganarle.

  • @therightcocacola
    @therightcocacola 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been trying to get too that part so i can beat him then the song would go on bravo your going to the book of people who get past bosses without attack much i just need to get in that book myself xD

  • @suggestions8
    @suggestions8 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ciberuchija i play 4 on hard. its much easier on medium with 4 fingers, you can hit the blue button without having to reach. i'd love to see someone play hard / expert with three fingers. LOL.

  • @Krati08071995
    @Krati08071995 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @windowsarenice Yeah becuz beating him is easy. Just wait for double note and 2 other things and wait for a hard part....He´ll be dead as bread ;p
    But....jeah, the hole song is fuckin long Oô

  • @ZakkHardy
    @ZakkHardy 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    To clarify: I was not trying to beat Lou; I have beaten him several times. This video was made to show the whole song.
    C'mon people. I think anyone is smart enough to read the description -.-

  • @Kingslay3r
    @Kingslay3r 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    he makes it look easy lol
    he could have beaten him a couple of times but thats not the point of the video.
    even tho you could have dished the 3 weapons at his ending solo just to pwn him :p

  • @Acepilot0zero
    @Acepilot0zero 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    umm.. it seems to me to be a bot... cuz the broken string was not attempted to be repaaired... but i guess.. it is possible to be that awesome, and if you are... congratz.. you are my new god

  • @lilaj34siren
    @lilaj34siren 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    advice....you had 3 power ups when lou was doing the death drain...hit him with everything you had....boom he would have lost....works for me

  • @goldmaster11
    @goldmaster11 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, like see how the pictures on the neck of the guitar are going towards him? Well mine go away from me, while the notes come toward me, and makes i really confusing when playing.

  • @ChronicAgitation
    @ChronicAgitation 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ShadicSonamy101 Umm... You mean Guitar Hero 3 legend. xD If this was on a real guitar I'd be way more impressed. Not that I wasn't, cuz that kicked so much ass lol. Good job :)

  • @maendhros
    @maendhros 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol I started to shout "Damn it use that broken string -thing" here, then I realized that you didn't even want to beat Lou, just show how that battle goes.
    Youre such a good player!!

  • @shaunki3
    @shaunki3 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Suomimies112 no, its actualy from The Charlie Daniels Band, Steve is just a guy hired by guitar hero to make this song in the guitar version, cuz ist originaly for fiddle.

  • @HellShooter2
    @HellShooter2 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I played this, and saw Lou come up, I thought I was literally going to guitar battle the Devil. Then I saw his name was Lou. Lou the Devil. Has a nice ring to it, eh?

  • @pingo57
    @pingo57 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i beat him at the first try on medium, but its clearly that this video was made with the controller no with the guitar, because he never fails the consecutive notes.

  • @TheSkaterforlife777
    @TheSkaterforlife777 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    good job dood...I can beat lou in expert but I cant make it all the way to the end...i have to take him out fast otherwise he will get meh..lol...but yea...you beastly

  • @goldmaster11
    @goldmaster11 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone help me please. Whenever i play gh3, the pictures on the neck are going the opposite direction of the notes and its messing me up. How do i change this?

  • @MultiRiffer
    @MultiRiffer 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i beat him 1 time in middle level and i dnot find the song :/
    i love it,plz where the song is ? i found throu fire and flame but i didnt found this one plz :/

  • @egeltje1987
    @egeltje1987 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i only beat it ONCE on hard, can't do it ever since XD
    i need to finish or raining blood or One to get to the battle on expert, though i don't know if i want to :D

  • @musichalloffame
    @musichalloffame 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow good job guy I am impressed with your playing..I would of died like 5 seconds into the song...good job and yes i know you could of beaten him if you wantted to

  • @roflwaffles777
    @roflwaffles777 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    The problem is that he doesn't give me an opportunity to get a power up because he always has a power up that messes me up when I'm about to get a power up.

  • @beccaz678
    @beccaz678 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    he was playin the whole song for every to hear the whole song...dur but the devils victory solos were heaps fukin great!!!! they were amazing!!i love tht bit

  • @BodoKST
    @BodoKST 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    A ver, si usa los poderes y le gana la cancion acaba antes y no la puede poner entera ya que en el momento que el demonio falle mucho se corta la cancion, por eso se deja ganar

  • @coitoangel
    @coitoangel 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    para los mexicanos ke no entienden ingles el no lo keria derrotar lo ke keria era enseñarnos la cancion completa, por eso lou lo vencio, por el drain life ke pasa cuando acaba la cancion y no lo venciste,y ese personaje lo sacas creo acabndote la carrera en easy, creo, no recuerdo

  • @NarutoSagepi
    @NarutoSagepi 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man Lou just creamed you so hard your mama could hear it all the way cross youjustgotold town.
    Sorry just had to get it out, you both are very good

  • @behindthemyth
    @behindthemyth 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Mr88867 If he was a bot, how did he miss those note's in the beginning? People can play and decide to do this instead of letting a bot do it for them.

  • @guyg55
    @guyg55 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    wowage
    thatz good
    im shit at the game and can barely win on EASY!!!
    sum peeps dont understand wot this dood sed in the explanation HE WOSNT TRYIN TO WIN!

  • @tavosj9059
    @tavosj9059 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    que pedo, por que te dejaste ganar? pero la neta te rifas por que el que se veia perdiendo era el diablo, buen juego...
    in english
    you fart, why you let me win? but the truth is that you raffle which saw missing was the devil, good game

  • @gustytem
    @gustytem 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know you weren't trying to beat him but this is how I beat him:
    I beat him 12 times on easy 5 times on medium 3 on hard and 2 on expert. Done

  • @wildcatsfan3333
    @wildcatsfan3333 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate the solos at the end =P they all ways mess me up. So I've gotten to where I save my power-ups until a solo lik at the end, then I use them.

  • @taa20
    @taa20 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, it was pretty obvious he could have crushed Lou if he wanted to. At one point he even had to hold back because Lou almost failed, anyway.

  • @Kapwner
    @Kapwner 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    the whole point of the video was so that people could see the whole song not that he could beat lou like read the description before you comment

  • @blhicks4012
    @blhicks4012 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    man..i finally got thru raining blood on expert and i can't beat lou..its been 2 months and i havent beeten him yet..lol..i guss i never will

  • @shd0w123
    @shd0w123 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    because if you read the description he wasn't trying to beat him he was wanting to let us see all the battle up to and including the death drain

  • @ManOFsTeeL116
    @ManOFsTeeL116 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    seriously I hate all these guitar hero boss battles. Obviously theyre gonna hit every single note until u blow them with a battle power thing.

  • @djlamar2
    @djlamar2 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh yeah baby I did it. i beat Lou in 1 try. whew. today I messed up 1 when I played through the career because I unleashed the power-up too early and he beat me once but just now I beat him in 1 single try without losing to him. the trick is get 4-5 power ups then unleash them at all at once. he won't stand a chance. I'll upload the video on how to in a few minutes.

  • @Omegatron666
    @Omegatron666 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find something funny. Here he plays as Metalhead, meaning that he has either the PS2 or Wii version. But in another video he has, he's playing "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" without battling Lou, which you can only get by downloading it, so that means that he has the PS3 or XBOX360 version too. Why have two versions of the same game...?

  • @SuperSmashiz
    @SuperSmashiz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I completed this song yesterday on expert! and I'm a girl.. *happiness*
    You're extremly skillful, hope I can be as good as you one day! :D

  • @MegamanZ9000
    @MegamanZ9000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    You missed some notes, but no way I'm better than you and not to mention that I would never finish this song even on easy. Nice work, man.

  • @piale1704
    @piale1704 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMFG, Thats totally unfair!,
    i play on easy mode, and im still lossin this battle!..
    grr!..
    this makes me sad!..
    snif snif...

  • @ustingnumber9
    @ustingnumber9 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mentalmen111 the original song that inspired this rendition is called "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band...

  • @FloorAvenueDiary
    @FloorAvenueDiary 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    To clarify: I was not trying to beat Lou; I have beaten him several times. This video was made to show the whole song.
    De-scrip-tion...

  • @dreuzz
    @dreuzz 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    insane.
    im playing on hard, and i cant finnish the last songs exept cliffs of dover xD
    that guy who plays is a freak. thats how it is! :D

  • @allanm93
    @allanm93 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    aand also i thought i had beat him but he gets that long solo at the end so when hes playin that i can just sit and watch him go to green

  • @TeeDubbleDee
    @TeeDubbleDee 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you mean that the fret buttons are on the opposite on the display screen, (orange, blue, yellow, red, green, from left to right IN THAT ORDER) then go to options, there should be something called "Lefty Flip" there. If it is enabled (Marked with a check mark), disable it.

  • @TheHystericalDude
    @TheHystericalDude 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, it's so hard to get to the death drain on this song. It's fairly easy to beat Lou therefore I have to try to not beat his ass while trying to save my own ass (Because he gets a shitload of Lefty's in that area). Very difficult, but fun. I managed to do it once.

  • @gh3hero123
    @gh3hero123 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey u should of used all of those objects at the end for his solo that was perfect timing, i can't believe that u didn't use them.

  • @thenewmase
    @thenewmase 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    what could be more awesome than a robot and a demon batteling in a rock duel with ``the devil went down to georgia´´ as playing music

  • @ConnorDarkrule77
    @ConnorDarkrule77 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    try an online translator and figure out the settings so u can turn back to english. thats what i did, when mine was in spanish -_-'

  • @18004699269
    @18004699269 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice palying dude and i undestand what you meen you should come out with another and show how you can win and shut the others up lol

  • @Anonimus1111011
    @Anonimus1111011 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I get to a battle, it's starts to lag, so there's no chance I could beat anyone even on easy. Does somebody know why is that?

  • @robertsonbarboza9408
    @robertsonbarboza9408 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lou, siempre el mas dificil de todos los jefes que haya enfrentado de guitar hero

  • @Gibstack
    @Gibstack 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The entire battle, until the death drain at the end.
    To clarify: I was not trying to beat Lou; I have beaten him several times. This video was made to show the whole song.
    Number of people who can't understand those last two sentences: Over 70. T___T