This is like an extended joke of that episode of Phineas and ferb where dr doofenshmirtz admitted that his parents didn't love him so much that they didn't even show up at his birth
@oversight i'd love to live in your world where comedy has to be exact recreations of real life events. as the saying goes "it can't be funny unless it can actually happen" wait no that's really dumb :)
I'm really glad you made this video to raise awareness of this issue. My wife is pregnant right now and we may have made the same mistake if it weren't for you.
Yoooo. when I reload ur comment i can see the likes going up.... i mean... yeah... No shit... but its cool asf😭😂 Edit: AHhhhHhH somebody unliiiiiiked 😂😂 Edit 2: it stopped🤭
Can we take a moment to appreciate this mom? She delivered a kid and went home to chill straight lol. I mean yeah she’s starting the mom process horribly but hey no one gets it right from day one lol.
Reminds me when I was little and my mom was pregnant with my baby brother, and I started crying when my parents said mom had to deliver my brother. I thought they meant they were shipping him off somewhere to be literally delivered!😂
Honestly, my friend told me that she is anal about something and I couldn't keep it together. Apparently it means "really particular" or something like that. But I never heard it used in any way except to refer to the butthole. So I feel your pain. Sincerely, A Porn Addict (no, really)
I never heard anyone say they were Anal themselves about something. Usually you say that about other people. Being really Anal = being really particular about something. It's like a diss, if anyone still uses THAT word ;D
Yeah but no, he’s just Implying that there just straight idiots, and they truly believe they deliver baby’s to there house. Now disgusting would be if they truly didn’t want there baby
It's just him editing a video full of people that are just him while being interrupted by numerous characters who want a shot at coming back because they all know it's gonna be the next big thing 😂😂 honestly if he did like a zoom call about this with everyone arguing about all the backgrounds being the same even though they by themselves I'd lose it
There is only one Caleb in each shot because they're all social distancing from each other right now. So cool that they've found a way to still make content despite the pandemic!
I thought they were going to argue about the parents abanonding the baby to go up for adoption. They flat out just figured it'd be shipped to them, lol. I love how these always subvert my expectations.
I think we sure as hell did watch the same video, imagine just copying 2 dialogues and adding nothing to it still getting 200 likes....unorignality at its best
@@livetochange974 y'all niggas weird. It was a funny line, he just saying this part made him laugh. He not the first person to do this in ANY comment section. Y'all really just blew the vibe for no reason.
thats the part that fw me the most because the extensive process of it for no reason. so look he got up from his bed, went into the garage and got into his vehicle, turned the vehicle on, backed out the garage, did a uturn, started driving, pulled up to the hospital and mind you while driving there he having thoughts, "I'm a dad now", "what am I gon do" he driving, excited, contemplating his new life with the baby, in the middle of the night on the way to the hospital to his wife and soon child. He checked in at the front. he doesn't have a pen on him so he asks the clerk to borrow her pen to check in. he took the elevator to the floor in which his wife was on. mind you the hospital is a relatively large structure. the elevator ride he took was even more tense than the car ride was , he's contemplating "what am i going to name my child", " i hope its a boy". the elevator music is playing, helpful in this moment as it calms his anxiety. he steps out the elevator and nearly bumps into someone and apologizes now makes his way past several people to get to his wifes room. so now he sat there in his chair at the hospital , observing, bored and cold for hours. wife delivers the baby and they both get up and leave without the child.
Oh no lying about your past to get 500 likes and attention...I'm sorry if you don't get any in real life but refrain from making jokes about child abuse
@@livetochange974 Dude... For all you know, OP is speaking from experience. Or even maybe, he was actually abused as a child and is choosing to make light of it. I still cry over my dead dad but that doesn't stop me from making or laughing at dead dad jokes. I don't know if you or someone you know is a victim of abuse, and sorry for that, but keep in mind different people have different ways of coping. I can understand where some jokes can be out of line and hurtful, but this joke doesn't strike me as one of them.
"DE-LIVER? Literally every hospital uses that terminology!" "Apparently Amazon does too huh" Bruh, you know these were his shower thoughts and he made them into a skit.
How ya do it is you first steal the key before you steal it then peel the banana the put the key inside of the banana then you use the time stone to turn back time on the banana and the banana only so the key stays inside and the banana is unpeeled Your welcome
"I have never heard thF word used like that in my entire life.." And at this point i am done. It's 1am and i gotta go to work. So let me just go to sleep and rewatch this later. Because this man just broke through to a whole new level of....idek what to call this. Goodnight
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“It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both my parents failed to show up.”
Nice reference
_Perry the Platypus sits in silence and listens, while simultaneously reversing the -inator’s wiring_
Lmao
The first thing that I think after I watch this.
Pin this comment caleb
Doofenshmirtz’s parents be like
TRUE.
Wow, what an original and funny comment. Nice job 👍
He should've built a baby deliverinator 2000
They were absent for his birth haha. Being the mom, how does that even happen?
"It all started when I was born"
*Dr. Doofenshmirtz:* "It all began on the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up."
So thats how that happened
we've come full circle
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS LMAOOO
Lol! 😂
I love that scene
I love how at 1:24 the camera shakes so violently as he is saying *”THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING!”*
Props my friend I didn't catch that the first time
no u dont
"can I return this baby?"
"Sure, I just need a receipt"
I see what you did There
*hands them the hospital bill*
"is there anything wrong with it?"
@@OurNewestMember " I think it's defective, its alarm keeps going off in the middle of the night for no reason"
😱
Parents who live their entire life in quarantine be like
That’s gonna be us...
@Veonnj Caines *Be quiet*
I can only imagine the baby's first words are: *"Hey I'm here for the interview"*
@@dylanfd3735 no probably not
@@raigo5602 "GET OUT!!!"
"You see where there could be some confusion, right?"
*"NoOoOooO"*
Best part
@@brianfikes3931 worst part is you being born and commenting such a unoriginal reply that took you less than 5 seconds to come up with
@@livetochange974 worst part is being an asshole for no reason
@@coreywells6765 worst part is being able to draw your mother unclothed perfectly and posting it on my instagram account...got any other insults ?
@@livetochange974 I checked out yo art that shit mid asf
This is when you just apologize to the dad for the confusion, offer a refund, and put that kid up for adoption.
😂😂😂
Bro how dare you make fun of adoptive relationships that is disrespectful!!!
That is what a dumb person with no sense of humor would say lol
They were saying the lid would be better pff with an adoptive parent then these idiots
You feel stupid now, dont you
I hate that I can't tell if this is satirical or not 💀
@@LASERobot instead a different person with no sense of humor said it
i wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened one day
Yeah with all the 5G causes corona shit going on, people could actually be dumb enough to do this
MZB Tech true true
Probably already has 😭
As a gen z where pretty dumb so I won’t be surprised
George Brown III shi prolly already did😐sad world we live in😂
I like how he’s using a green adidas shirt as scrubs
ィa k o z
th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
The flex tho
The green is very similar too
Between that and the cap I legit didn't notice until I saw this comment, this man is that good of an actor
@@JacklynBurn hes not really trying to act, its just comedy.
Plot twist: he did this because he didn't want to go back up there and pay for parking.
Or he didn’t want to go to the hospital because that the worst place to go to during the virus
Dude the mf shipping is like 5 bucks that's expensive asf
Do you have to pay for parking at the hospital? I am sorry... I have never been to the hospital as an adult or teen....😅
Not a twist. Thats the reason.
wot, he was already there how does that even make sense lmao, and don't woosh me either cause that joke literally makes no sense
"Apparently Amazon does too, huh." Speech +100
This is like an extended joke of that episode of Phineas and ferb where dr doofenshmirtz admitted that his parents didn't love him so much that they didn't even show up at his birth
But if the mother gave birth to him, how tf she did not show up at his birth?
@@jordantheblackgenius1393 that's part of the joke
@@jordantheblackgenius1393 they left the baby at the hospital before he was born
No because in this sketch they were actually there for the birth but left after expecting the baby to be delivered
Jordan The Black Genius It is possible is he was born in vitro
the funny part is the wife is as clueless as he is
Luckily your parents didn't do this:
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@@fodebic5253 glad they didnt do this either: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@TWICE PLEASE STEP ON ME YOU should be glad YOUR parents didn't do this:
m.th-cam.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/w-d-xo.html
Ah hell nah are all of theese rickrolls?
@@zeltroidmania what rickroll
*"Do you guys have an exchange policy for babies?"*
Bruh.
babies be like: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
B r u h
@@theoverreactor7435 i hate you
@@theoverreactor7435 Jokes on you, I've memorized the link
I thought he said "shaking policy".
ITS TOM AND JERRY AT THE BEGINNING SCENE, THAT’S THE BEST CARTOON EVER
I'm not even going to disrespect the comment. It's beautiful...
Facts💯 but the classic one not the newer shyt
I was gon say that!!!
@@noklizzy7878 all Tom and jerry is greatness to me.
“I didn’t get a confirmation email or nothing” 😭😭😭
"you can see the confusiin though right"
facts th-cam.com/video/UDakqHjMtp8/w-d-xo.html
This is why you always should have a tracking number.
Cant loose anything
tylo melania
th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
Last time people had numbers on them it didn’t turn out too well
It’s called a name
Ah yes, I have my social number right he- Oh wait, that's not what you meant?
This kids gonna have a long history of being left at the store.
Ong 😂🤦♀️
Maybe he can become a new character 🤔
Why did you get 1.4k likes for such a unfunny unoriginal comment?
skellyaart Instagram cuz nobody cares
@@shiro9112 well I draw mothers n-nakked on my instagram so I agree
This is what happened in Phineas and Ferb when Doofenschmirtz said that his parents didn't turn up for his own birth 😂
😂😂😂
"We will deliver the baby"
"Wtf don't touch their liver"
Tf XD
lmaoo
where is that?
caleb shoots other caleb
WAIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
They tried to teach him about homonyms in school but he was all “that sounds gay.”
LMAO
Let me have my name be in the thread of this legendary comment.
everybody gangsta til they don't understand what a homonym is and their baby gets misplaced.
Oleg's Balaclava 😂😂😂
Sukacita Yeremia mines too😌 Let us put our handprints on this ancient masterpiece (the ancient masterpiece that was made 3 weeks ago)
This dude watched his wife give birth at the hospital and goes home to watch Tom and Jerry, dude got his priorities straight.
No he and the wife left.
I thought he was watching CoryxKenshin with that yell
@oversight i'd love to live in your world where comedy has to be exact recreations of real life events. as the saying goes "it can't be funny unless it can actually happen" wait no that's really dumb :)
@@Zeldamarie1482 nah. That yell is whenever Tom gets hurt by Jerry, or spike usually
Donny oh I know, I'm just clowning on cory
I'm really glad you made this video to raise awareness of this issue. My wife is pregnant right now and we may have made the same mistake if it weren't for you.
normal people: congrats we've delivered the baby successfully
Caleb:so can i get that with amazon prime
king deku
th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
Click bait
Where do babies come from?
Amazon
@@Vekkq yes
so after the birth, the mom is just like "congrats, we've completed the mission 😀"??? 😂
“I just want a refund, y’all can keep the baby”
Lol
Yoooo. when I reload ur comment i can see the likes going up.... i mean... yeah... No shit... but its cool asf😭😂
Edit: AHhhhHhH somebody unliiiiiiked 😂😂
Edit 2: it stopped🤭
@@RitCore Uhhh the likes are going down... your comment put some reverse psychology out there and now this man is losing likes
Exactly! This is why they should have kept the storks that fly the babies right to you. Would be far less confusing. 🤦♀️
Are you kidding me? You have to buy Stork Prime just to have quality service. Last time I used standard, I was given the wrong baby.
@James there was a massive lawsuit because they wanted better pay. Turns out they were expected to survive off of tips.
I heard they’re trying to replace the storks with drones. It may be more cost efficient but it just doesn’t deliver the same message you know?
@@AndrewAce. should have gave it one starfish
@@LividAF LMAOOO
Can we take a moment to appreciate this mom? She delivered a kid and went home to chill straight lol. I mean yeah she’s starting the mom process horribly but hey no one gets it right from day one lol.
Exactly she’s learning 😂😂😂
"They said they were gonna deliver him actually"
Ad: Doordash - Food Delivery
Well that changes things now doesn't it
I had ubereats lol
Skip the dishes?
I had skip the dishes
Ah yisss my food is finally here
You know he was just chilling and this video idea just hit em.
Smile I feel like most of his videos just come to him like this in some random shit 😂 th-cam.com/video/JG8y7Ug1_QA/w-d-xo.html
He probably found out that deliver has 2 meanings and was like „this makes good content“
@@CCaiser01 or he tryna tell us he secretly just had a kid
“My own parents failed to show up to my birth”
-Guy everyone should know
LeDonkly THE SELF DESCRUCTONATOR
Tragic af
"Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateddddd"
LeDonkly dude u literally copied me and got more likes why is TH-cam so dumb
i just finished the show and came here cause I was side and wanted to get my mind off of it so thanks for reminding me
Gen Z be like: when y’all gonna ship him?
I’m poor I’m not paying extra for same day shipping.
@@oscarwang7227 Imafo too much.
Lmao
Sadly there was no one in universe to ship him with so we had to ship him with himself.
Ironically I could see this happening with me or something fucker even has my name I love this
“I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages.”
“THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING!!” 🤣🤣
R/wooosh
@@nathanthe1st whut
I can use my ears
@@nathanthe1st that's not how you use that
@@nathanthe1st bruh stfu this ain't Reddit
“You see where there could be some confusion though right?” Lmao
NO!!
NO!!
I mean there could actually be
literally my mom when there's no confusion
*TIME TO RUIN THAT 666 LIKES*
This is still better than what happened to Dr Heinz Doofensmirtz...his parents didn't show up on the day he was born
I send my regards :(
@Boi frfr 🤣🤣🤣
Doof: is born
His mom: Aight, I did my job, imma head out
That’s tough.
@@lucylu3342 nah you don't get it. she was NEVER THERE!
You know how dedicated he is when he used two different phones
11 Pro and X
1960 : we will have flying cars
2020 : *babies delivered by drones*
Alymationz
th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
By birds..aka storks
I love how he's watching Tom & Jerry.
Was trying to figure out what it was
You mean CoryXkenshin
I’ve heard that so many times that I know it wasn’t Tom & Jerry but the boomerang commercial
@@prestonx9888 facts
@@prestonx9888 uP dOwn UP doWn-
“Both my parents failed to show up to my birth”
-Heinz Doofenshmirtz
"GRRRGG GEGEGGEGEGEG"
-Perry the Platypus
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD"
-Peter Griffin
"Oh, there you are, Perry"
_Phineas Flynn
"..."
-Ferb Flynn
"Power comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need" - Son Goku
"You see where there could be some confusion tho"
" *_NO!_* "
“I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages” lmfao. Best part of the video.
Damn🤣🔥
This is halaious
I read this comment at the moment he said it and that feels weird
This video was pretty weak
th-cam.com/video/1uG9MOkWY4w/w-d-xo.html (drop the dislikes✔👎)
Do y'all realize this is literally how Doofenshmirtz was born
Quote: "It was the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up"
Kobe Kola
th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
And how do you know that?
Kobe Kola OMG finally the secret has been revealed 😂
@@knightfury9097 cause.. he literally... said it?
Blackmello And he’s had countless flashbacks to it
“Do you guys have an exchange policy for baby’s” that is life in 2040
Paradigm flashbacks
it's babies
2020*
Noatry no, the kids name is baby DUHHHH
Wahab utd they aren’t talking about this year lol
Reminds me when I was little and my mom was pregnant with my baby brother, and I started crying when my parents said mom had to deliver my brother. I thought they meant they were shipping him off somewhere to be literally delivered!😂
The new delivery app UBaber:
We deliver your babies with a fresh dodo wiper and a premium diaper set only for u
I'm waiting for the punch line ? Was this supposed to be funny ?
Download a separate app and wait for delivery of your punchline.
@@motharchenemy8549 okay...
@@livetochange974 ur fun at parties 😁 huh
@@Hadi.Hussein I never go to parties especially now in quarantine
"I have never heard that word used like that in my entire life."
CaptainDreadEye ikr
Same
🤣
aRe yoU sEriOus??
@@kozara8202 "I am dead serious."
"I have never heard that word used like that in my entire life"
This honestly happens to me more than I'd like to admit
Honestly, my friend told me that she is anal about something and I couldn't keep it together.
Apparently it means "really particular" or something like that. But I never heard it used in any way except to refer to the butthole.
So I feel your pain.
Sincerely,
A Porn Addict
(no, really)
Wow @@afreen5058!! I was today years old when I discovered that anal means something other than the butthole😱😅
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I never heard anyone say they were Anal themselves about something. Usually you say that about other people.
Being really Anal = being really particular about something. It's like a diss, if anyone still uses THAT word ;D
Afreen lol literally used that word to complain about grammar a couple of days ago! 😂
Truly disgusting, that some “parents” would do this horrible thing.
Yeah but no, he’s just Implying that there just straight idiots, and they truly believe they deliver baby’s to there house. Now disgusting would be if they truly didn’t want there baby
@@stormallen3659 y’all we got a modern philosopher right here!
@@stormallen3659 uh... This is a meme
@@stormallen3659 *they're, *babies, *their, *their
@@albond RUN!! ITS A GRAMMAR NAZI!!!
“Do you guys have an exchange policy for babies?”
Best line hands down
😂
Refund policy make more sense.
666th like lololol
The policy:
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LMAO Thanks for quoting that line, I wasn't sure what he said at the end. 😂🤣👍
Is no one talking about the fact that this women went straight home AFTER a delivery?!?! And sounded energetic as hell?! 🤯
no because this is not supposed to portray reality in an accurate form
@@EfftingES 😂😂😂😂
@@EfftingES You must be great at parties.
Eh I just had a baby. Whatevs.
Energetic to finally be rid of the baby.
“I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages”
*Mfs after 1 year of online schooling*
@slick "you see where there could be some confusion tho right?"
@@hikatenmaiafu4391 *"NO!"*
@@hikatenmaiafu4391 *"Do you have a exchange policy for babies?"*
th-cam.com/video/y1HnSoMOJck/w-d-xo.html, wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂😂😭😭
Everyone is just ignoring that this man is watching Tom and Jerry.
If there's one kid's show that's okay for an adult to watch, it's Tom and Jerry.
i guess there’s a lot of uncultured swine😔
You recognized that from just one scream? Count me impressed.
BRUH I caught on as soon as I heard Tom’s scream!
tom & jerry is one of the GOAT
"You guys left your baby at the hospital."
Well, now we know who Doofenshmirtz' Parents are.
amen
but wait
Doof is white
The wife cheating
This is funny but if you remember his family had him but they just left him out side as a lawn gnome
I was waiting for him to say: "I want to talk to your manager".
Then we will truly be equal.
Let’s ALL demand to talk to the manager!
It has been 3 days since this comment and you are not hired as Co owner of this channel.
Depressing.
Caleb leaving the hospital, expecting his baby to be delivered, is exactly why his kids gonna grow up fighting a platypus
Imagine if he makes a “when your skits crossover”
Tbh I would love to see that
It's just him editing a video full of people that are just him while being interrupted by numerous characters who want a shot at coming back because they all know it's gonna be the next big thing 😂😂 honestly if he did like a zoom call about this with everyone arguing about all the backgrounds being the same even though they by themselves I'd lose it
@@yadsewnde Does he have enough costumes/clothing for that though? haha
ON GOD IM WAITING FOR THE DAY HES DOING A SKIT THEN TIME LOOP GUY COMES IN "hey, im here for the interview?"
HEY, I'M HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW?
Caleb: Babe!??
???: *woman's voice*
Me: Impossible.
that’s his girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LovelyPeaches she through his burger out his caaaarrr 🎶
Sounds like Kimmie D to me.
Im Nier yep that’s her
@@Rezafeild he didnt think that she could go so far 🎶
There is only one Caleb in each shot because they're all social distancing from each other right now. So cool that they've found a way to still make content despite the pandemic!
I thought they were going to argue about the parents abanonding the baby to go up for adoption. They flat out just figured it'd be shipped to them, lol. I love how these always subvert my expectations.
Nurse: okay we are going to deliver your baby
Dad: actually we'd like him to keep his liver
Lol
This one is good.
Hahahahahahahahaha
th-cam.com/video/Nhki6UyFnpw/w-d-xo.html
@@imachildmolester9813 my man kept true to his word
Dr.Caleb: "Every hospital uses that terminology!!!"
Father Caleb: "Apparently Amazon does too"
💀💀💀
Dr father lol
“Our Father”....🥺
😂😂😂
Caleb still isn't a father you moron he dosent even show his gf if he has one
@@livetochange974 He definitely has one. Kimmie D
Caleb be careful, your son might end up becoming an overpowered villain.
I liked the comment then unliked because it’s at 69 but we all know that never lasts
I seen you in 2 other comment sections
And had to fight with a platypus
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated~
Hi I'm here for the interview
"Hello, this is waterridge hospital, can I speak to Ms. Rodger?"
"This is him."
No it said Mr. Hodger. Listen more carefully
He should’ve been like “And u better make sure Fed-Ex don’t deliver my baby, cause u know what they do to fragile packages”
Spit out my drink because of this
Looks like ur gonna have to get a New-Ex for that one
that was funny.
@@theoverreactor7435 I like you know it wasn't funny but still post it
@@theoverreactor7435 I saw what you did there
when i see fragile i throw the shit outta those boxes
The look on the doctor’s face when the guy said “you guys have an exchange policy for babies?” xD
The look on Caleb's face when he said that to himself 🤣
That's not a doctor you idiot that's Caleb acting, or you didn't realise that sooner ?
You're the reason why kids shouldn't watch comedy videos since you can't understand what solo acting is
skellyaart Instagram YOU’re the reason kids shouldn’t watch comedy, the doctor is his character and Asiatiko was obviously talking about that
skellyaart Instagram wtf is wrong with you🤦🏾♂️😭 he’s obviously joking smh
“And i ain’t get a confirmation email or nuthiiin!” 😂😂
“on top of that”🤣
Lol
One year later and I’ve seen this over 1000 times is still makes me laugh out loud genuinely every time. I’m so grateful for this channel.
This took the sentence "My parents didn't show up when I was Born" to reality
My head:
*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated*
Hello, Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Did you just make a Phineas and Ferb reference
Yes, yes he did.
@@User-ki1ws Yes, yes I did. 😎
“I am dead serious.”
“ ThEy NoT ThE sAmE ThInG”
😂💀😂
hi todoroki
Xero _ Yo
Hey Shoto
Oh- hello Tsu
@@reneeshototodoroki4936 Just came strolling done comments and saw you, decided to say hello. Hope everything does alright
Doctor: The baby has been delivered?
Caleb: I didn’t get a confirmation email or NOTHING!
Yeah im pretty sure we saw the video
I think we sure as hell did watch the same video, imagine just copying 2 dialogues and adding nothing to it still getting 200 likes....unorignality at its best
skellyaart Instagram I know, odd.
Why do people get so mad just because he said what was in the video it's still funny even in text form
@@livetochange974 y'all niggas weird. It was a funny line, he just saying this part made him laugh. He not the first person to do this in ANY comment section. Y'all really just blew the vibe for no reason.
Don't you love when your hospital has a lightsaber and an nes as decoration.
At least the parents showed up for his birth, my man Doof can’t say the same.
At least he has perry.
Protendo for real. All he had to use was the Birthinator tho.
😢😢
Phineas and Ferb lore is crazy
Damn, that is the burn of all burns.
“ I know he was born there, I was there. Now find the address and deliver it there” 😂
That is indeed something that was said in the video. I might have missed it if you hadn't typed it out for me. Thanks!
thats the part that fw me the most because the extensive process of it for no reason. so look he got up from his bed, went into the garage and got into his vehicle, turned the vehicle on, backed out the garage, did a uturn, started driving, pulled up to the hospital and mind you while driving there he having thoughts, "I'm a dad now", "what am I gon do" he driving, excited, contemplating his new life with the baby, in the middle of the night on the way to the hospital to his wife and soon child. He checked in at the front. he doesn't have a pen on him so he asks the clerk to borrow her pen to check in. he took the elevator to the floor in which his wife was on. mind you the hospital is a relatively large structure. the elevator ride he took was even more tense than the car ride was , he's contemplating "what am i going to name my child", " i hope its a boy". the elevator music is playing, helpful in this moment as it calms his anxiety. he steps out the elevator and nearly bumps into someone and apologizes now makes his way past several people to get to his wifes room. so now he sat there in his chair at the hospital , observing, bored and cold for hours. wife delivers the baby and they both get up and leave without the child.
th-cam.com/video/y1HnSoMOJck/w-d-xo.html, wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣
The quote is not even right.
@@wavematrix "I hope its a boy" bruh Caleb doesn't looks Asian to me 😂
Caleb: He wasn't delivered?!?!? My day is ruined and my disappointment Is immeasurable...
Caleb: Upset and confused why Caleb doesn't understand the other 'delivered' terminology
*my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Wait was this a Jaiden animation saying you said?
@@FFFitzmerald no, its a Reporteroftheweek, or ReviewBrah
Samuel Gyan
*gets meme format messed up*
me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
The fact that he's just watching Tom & Jerry at home chilling while waiting for his baby to be delivered makes this 10x funnier. 🤣
Just hate when they never send the confirmation email pufftt...
I edited this so you can wonder why this has so many likes 😉
Only up to a certain time before they're born.
BasedShadowDon
Abort and do over.
MoJo Claw 😭✋ hahah noo.. 💀
@Ted Baruli wish your parents sold you there instead then I would like to see you joke about it kid
@@livetochange974 the man is making a joke idiot chill tf out
This is why Doofenshmirtz had no parents at birth
Parents didnt show up to his birth
I was raised by a family of ocelots
My best friend was a balloon.
Who is dpofenshmirtz?
@@livetochange974 you poor uncultured soul
"I didn't get a conformation email"
I ain’t get a confirmation email or nothing
I can confirm, my parents left me exactly this way
He said that like he was doing somethin 🤣🤣
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None
-he doesn’t clickbait
-he’s entertaining
-his skits don’t waste time with random extra scenes
Boys we have found the perfect TH-camr
When will they deliver him though?
So you just gonna ignore RDC1, Griffey, and ProZD
-he's super hot
i mean, what?
@@ojutay8375 griffy not that funny
Let him grow a bit more, you will find him giving away his merchandise while promoting a site/brand
"Do you have an exchange policy for babies?"
Caleb's really sounding like my dad when I misbehaved as a child
well thats dark
Oh no lying about your past to get 500 likes and attention...I'm sorry if you don't get any in real life but refrain from making jokes about child abuse
@@livetochange974 Are you ok ? You seem very angry in all these comments
@@livetochange974 Dude... For all you know, OP is speaking from experience. Or even maybe, he was actually abused as a child and is choosing to make light of it.
I still cry over my dead dad but that doesn't stop me from making or laughing at dead dad jokes. I don't know if you or someone you know is a victim of abuse, and sorry for that, but keep in mind different people have different ways of coping.
I can understand where some jokes can be out of line and hurtful, but this joke doesn't strike me as one of them.
skellyaart Instagram i find it funny and I have been beat by my dad
" do you guys have an exchange policy for babies " 😂
"DE-LIVER? Literally every hospital uses that terminology!"
"Apparently Amazon does too huh"
Bruh, you know these were his shower thoughts and he made them into a skit.
oh H I
@Ptao Tom I feel like i can get babies delivered at amazon.
One day a karen shall take on this act
I’m just glad that he didn’t break up the word. “De-liver”
Caleb: why does my baby still have a liver?
KG - 07RS - McCrimmon MS (1481) right?!
Caleb's search history:
"How to put a key inside of a banana"
How ya do it is you first steal the key before you steal it then peel the banana the put the key inside of the banana then you use the time stone to turn back time on the banana and the banana only so the key stays inside and the banana is unpeeled
Your welcome
Ayush Kumar
th-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/w-d-xo.html
That one was mad funny
Ayush Kumar it’s a reference to another video
*"I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages"*
I'm deceased😂😂😂
Takhellambam Anindro “you see where there could be confusion right?”😂
@@justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293 And the "NOOUUU!!!" after that LMFAOOOO
Takhellambam Anindro shit had me cryingggg
This the point where you hold their baby tight and cry because you know the baby will have a hard hard life.
“It all started in the day of my birth, both of my parents failed to show up” - Heinz Doofenshmirtz
“We never got him. He was never delivered here. And I ain’t get a confirmation email or nothing!” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Yo I got nice toes
He's think buying think online same about a baby born
“APPARENTLY, Amazon does too, huh.” Underrated line right there 🤣
If I ever became a doctor, I would dream for this moment.
The way his wife just basically forgot she gave birth😂
What wife? Σ('◉⌓◉’)
"yeah i just had a weird shit and went home"
@@sossololpipi9633im rolling
😂
• and in the future this child became overpowered protagonist/villains
This is exactly what i thought ! Like in 2040 , the children is gonna be overpower that they can't be kidnapped at all !
So you mean doofenshmirtz?
Villain most likely.
@@ocean_demon Actually, I mean character from the last Caleb's vid.
@@SultanxD Yeah, if only they will not kidnap adults. What a twist, ha.
"I have never heard thF word used like that in my entire life.."
And at this point i am done. It's 1am and i gotta go to work. So let me just go to sleep and rewatch this later. Because this man just broke through to a whole new level of....idek what to call this. Goodnight
Good night my man... It’s 2:00 am where I’m at
Good night online stranger
Sleep tight online citizen. I too should go to bed
Lol it's midnight where I'm at, I might need to be bed but who knows
I do
I knows
I go bed bye now
Hectic Hive have a nightmare
That baby will end up being raised by a pack of ocelots and fight a platypus for a living.
He switched the phone to the other ear that’s when you know the conversation is getting serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This how Jeff bezos became a trillonaire, delivering babies
Jeff bezos? never heard of her
He's not worth a trillion lol
In packages
TrunksSupreme
He isn’t a trillionaire yet
cursed comment
Dang I hate when these doctors won’t deliver the baby
facts th-cam.com/video/UDakqHjMtp8/w-d-xo.html
Next he gonna ask for 2 year warranty
There's a tik tok that basically lip synced this entire skit. This is why I hate some of the people on that app.
Ugh plagerizers
wait. can u send the link of the video, please. i wanna see it
68th like, I feel like Red skull now
@@geordstar1532 69 likes now 😏
Without giving credit?