I thought this story was so outlandish. And then I thought about how I met my husband and thought well, no, not so outlandish. We were freshmen in college. He was playing an arcade game with a mutual friend of ours, a punk rocker named Rob Noxious. He had just come in from playing flag football and was covered in mud and blood. I asked him, "How was the game." He said something like it was alright and when I looked at the bloodstains, he said, oh don't worry it's someone else's blood. I asked him out to a floor party our dorm was having and we had a great time. Yeah, so maybe not so outlandish.
I was listening with headphones while the misses was watching tv and when the bit with the ghost pepper and what happened when the aliens tried it came on I laughed so loud the wife jumped and shouted at me.. really enjoyed this 😂
Okay! This is one of the most entertaining stories I've listened to in the past 2 years!!!!!! Thias was fantastic! Better then any of those dule, boring space battle stories that seem to use the same damn names and plots ...... have shitty AI narration programs that screw up simple words ...... or jump around in no particular order! Well done!👍👍👍👍👍
O Dear Ghod --- self esteem camp for humans. URK! Why oh why must the aliens always be overly timid and faint at the slightest puff of air? There are enough of these stories already, how about something new? It seems like many of these races have been around for many thousands of years --- isn't it possible that humans could have something to learn? But all we get is the same old formula over and over.
Florida? Aliens should land in Texas. Granny would come out drunk with no teeth holding two 12 gauge shotguns. Little timmy (8) would be backup with an AR-10 because an AR-15 is for babies.
I'm sorry... but you've "broken the camels back"... Why is this Author so obsessed with the term "sweet summer child". Does he/she have any thing else to work with? I've literally heard this term 20-25 "Different" times on 20-25 "Different" stories... and at least 3 times on 1 story.
This term is from the the Summer of Love during the late 60s and through out the 70s. And adopt by Guns and Roses song "Sweet child of Mine" ...or so I believe. I used it myself when faced with persons who were very naive (or ignorant)about the decade.
It's not even a minute in and I feel called out it's not my fault that I am a clumsy crazy dumb fuck I mean who didn't cut himself with power tools and gave himself a scar apparently not me because I did
Mmm depending upon the appearance and location, scars a great way to start conversations. I have distance issues, I can only really focus one eye so I don't have great depth perception but I have really good tactile feel. When I go fishing, I can feel all the slightest nibbles and hook "baitstealers".
I want to laugh and cry at the same time, stories like this make me proud of being a human. How in the world can you make something so special?!
I almost started crying watching this. God I miss being able to play paintball! (total destruction of my right knee at age 63).
I thought this story was so outlandish. And then I thought about how I met my husband and thought well, no, not so outlandish. We were freshmen in college. He was playing an arcade game with a mutual friend of ours, a punk rocker named Rob Noxious. He had just come in from playing flag football and was covered in mud and blood. I asked him, "How was the game." He said something like it was alright and when I looked at the bloodstains, he said, oh don't worry it's someone else's blood. I asked him out to a floor party our dorm was having and we had a great time. Yeah, so maybe not so outlandish.
Such an entertaining & funny story, FINALLY!!
A great story. Well done.
I was listening with headphones while the misses was watching tv and when the bit with the ghost pepper and what happened when the aliens tried it came on I laughed so loud the wife jumped and shouted at me.. really enjoyed this 😂
Okay! This is one of the most entertaining stories I've listened to in the past 2 years!!!!!!
Thias was fantastic!
Better then any of those dule, boring space battle stories that seem to use the same damn names and plots ...... have shitty AI narration programs that screw up simple words ...... or jump around in no particular order!
Well done!👍👍👍👍👍
just a clean AI voice, i have herd a faster bad version of this AI voice. fun story
Paint ball guns with muzzle flash? Lol
I noticed that in the thumbnail before even clicking into the story.
It could be possible with an old tippmann c3 it ran on propane
That is the advanced version 😂 usually used in Hollywood
Airsoft has simulated muzzle flashes🤷
You're a muzzle flash 😂
My unexpectedly colorful new favorite space combat!!!❤
Zig Snax!!! I missed him from the other stories! I saw the one with Dave and the boyband xD ... I'm guessing this is the prequel?
Hilariously awesome 👍
Love the videos with this theme.
Jake and Dave should have an insanity contest
Train as u fight, so when the real fight starts ur ready.
So true. Bleed in training so you'll bleed less in training.
My favorite one yet. 😂
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Great fun listening to this one best in a while
A college Dean with a sense of dry humour... I really needed a good chuckle too. I just wonder who has to do clean-up?
Ooo-yaa great story
19:11 A triple backflip over a wall while nailing opponents with pinpoint accuracy? What is this? Resonance of Fate?? 🤣
ok this was funny
wow, 2nd time I heard Zix Nax lmao
I'm starting to think we're a bad influence. l😂
Those r paintball guns. Lmao
What does mildly radio active mean?
Radium is mildly radioactive.
You won't exceed your Whole Body Dose before you wash it off.
O Dear Ghod --- self esteem camp for humans. URK! Why oh why must the aliens always be overly timid and faint at the slightest puff of air? There are enough of these stories already, how about something new? It seems like many of these races have been around for many thousands of years --- isn't it possible that humans could have something to learn? But all we get is the same old formula over and over.
That's because alien technology can't stop humanity's "primitive weapons"! 😂😂😂
Its the same three characters playing paint ball or shark wrestling, thats all.
The story was good enough...blobeons?
Florida? Aliens should land in Texas. Granny would come out drunk with no teeth holding two 12 gauge shotguns. Little timmy (8) would be backup with an AR-10 because an AR-15 is for babies.
go home Speedy, yer drunk! 😇
@@silverbird425 Yeeeehaw!!
Tummy kicks ass. Always has. Always will.
I guess you are not up on Polk county Fl. where home invaders were shot by all 4 members of the family including the son and daughter under 12.
God bless Florida, America and Earth. This video would be funnier if it were true.
I'm sorry... but you've "broken the camels back"... Why is this Author so obsessed with the term "sweet summer child". Does he/she have any thing else to work with? I've literally heard this term 20-25 "Different" times on 20-25 "Different" stories... and at least 3 times on 1 story.
AI writing is imitative, not creating. AI narration is terrible.
This term is from the the Summer of Love during the late 60s and through out the 70s. And adopt by Guns and Roses song "Sweet child of Mine" ...or so I believe. I used it myself when faced with persons who were very naive (or ignorant)about the decade.
I think its only been once this story. Its OK. Perhaps you should play some paint ball to destress. 😇🥰
It's not even a minute in and I feel called out it's not my fault that I am a clumsy crazy dumb fuck I mean who didn't cut himself with power tools and gave himself a scar apparently not me because I did
Mmm depending upon the appearance and location, scars a great way to start conversations. I have distance issues, I can only really focus one eye so I don't have great depth perception but I have really good tactile feel. When I go fishing, I can feel all the slightest nibbles and hook "baitstealers".
Where is Dave?
eating hamburgers.
@@silverbird425 with Wendy?😂
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