@wotermelon_ hitler wanted everyone to have blonde hair and blue eyes, and the guy in the video has blonde hair and blue eyes. That’s why he said “of course you do, look at me”
@@nazaninsoltanpour6254 Sorta haha, Hitler had this Aryan Supremacy theory where he believed people with blonde hair and blue eyes, the whole shindig are superior to everyone else
@@nazaninsoltanpour6254 No, not because he's white. I'm white but I have dark hair and dark eyes. His obsession wasn't about skin colour, it was about how he thought Germans were the superior nationality so he valued German features like blond hair and blue eyes.
@Kaleb Kurian If someone would rather kill a baby than give it a healthy upbringing to prevent it from doing bad things, they shouldn't be preaching anything about righteousness.
@Kaleb Kurian -the sensitive ones, uh. I don’t completely dislike the CONCEPT but specifically writing work surrounding Hitler goes a bit beyond just sensitive. Like, why not just write the story about a fictional dictator instead?
@Kaleb Kurian i mean, really depends on the execution. If they handled an already very touchy and gorey subject on human history poorly than people got reasons to throw rock, but if they handled it with respect while controversial, people gonna enjoy it. But also like why i dont see why you necessatily need hitler to make that story. You can litetally made a fictiomal character gave em good ol' dictatorship and boom! You got yourself the same story woth the same impact without offending anyome because its fictional. Unless its a political statement or sth i dont see why Hitler is necessary in this partoculad prompt
This is my whole beef with the "Would you kill Hitler as a baby?" queston. You got a time-machine! Just go to when he's writing Mein Kampf and your conscience will be clear!
Or go further back, and interact with his dad in any way before he’s conceived. Or even better, sneak some anticoncepcional pills into his mother’s food.
@@nodontdoitno5279 "Listen man, i know that he's injured and only wants to get back to his trench, but if you dont pull that trigger RIGTH NOW you are gonna fock over 60 million persons"
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v Hitler considered the Aryans as the superior race, basically non-Jew white folks in Nazi definition, bonus point for blue eyes + blond hair.
@@user-mg7wh8zq6vHitler was ranting on about the Aryan/master race. And they were a race of people with blonde hair, and blue eyes. And the guy who did the video has blonde hair, and blue eyes. Now that I think about it, Hitler would fs like Naruto.
Everyone talking about the morality of killing the Hitler Baby but NO ONE is talking about the comedic genius of “ohhh you like me!!!…of course you do”
I think he was "suppose" to die in three separate occasions, First before he even born( His mother wanted an abortion). Second when he was a kid he nearly drown in a river, only to be saved by a boy, and finally during WWI in which a grenade landed in the room that Hitler left a minute a go, thus avoiding death a second time.
Killing a baby Hitler actually wouldn’t make everyone see you as a hero, it would just turn you into the guy who killed a baby once Edit: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY THATS A LOT OF LIKES
@@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift Jes, but actually no. His stepfather beat him up and was a strong austrian patriot. Hitler wanted to be the opposite of his stepfather out of hatred and became a german patriot.
@@bigmanbarry2299 this is the good moral answer. But realistically some else would do the evil things. It wasn’t just one person responsible for all of it. The trends where there
@@DaxSports1 hmm you make a good point. Those little books with all their victims and planned victims are actually to do lists set by their agency directors the ones we don't catch were successful and returned to their time heros.
@@thinkingboi9508 or i guess just stop ww1 i guess, he was a warmonger and supported the war so try to make any monarchie's/democratic republics at that time try not to go to war until he dies
@@Turki.alshayea This is a skit where he goes back in time to meet baby Adolf Hitler. This guy in the video is blonde haired, blue eyed, hence the "oh ofc you'd like me" joke.
@@cookieaddict5956 Be honest now. If someone appeared in your house, claiming to be from the future, and accusing your baby of killing millions of people. The fuck would you do?
@@rednocrust8548 If he killed Hitler while he was a baby, none of the stuff Hitler did as an adult would have happened so people would only see that he killed a baby and not an evil dictator that's sick in the head.
I literally laughed so hard at the glitchy effects before I realized my internet was just crap… I thought the joke was that the 1890s had no internet so you wouldn’t be able to capture the moment in film and now I feel extremely stupid
Yeah, probably worse off lol. Without the nazis slaughtering a good few million Russians, not mention the expenditure of resources fighting them, communism may have won the cold war.
In the movie credits of Deadpool 2, Deadpool time traveled to the Austria 1890 and went to Hitler’s birthplace to kill him but he felt too bad of murdering a baby.
@@elluisda3211 Year seven part? It's like different years at school. People in Year seven are usually 12 years old. School years go from Year 0 - 5 Year 1 - 6 Year 2 - 7 Year 3 - 8 Year 4 - 9 Year 5 - 10 Year 6 - 11 Year 7 - 12 Year 8 - 13 Year 9 - 14 Year 10 - 15 Year 11 - 16 Year 12 - 17 Year 13 - 18 These are usually in Australian and New Zealand schools, and British I'm pretty sure. I don't know if I explained it, or if that's what you wanted explained sorry
This wouldnt actually prevent anything in the long term and maybe even have worse consequences. The best way would be to make sure the Treaty of Versailles is gonna be more geared towards preserving long term peace.
I love his “of course you do look at me” because he’s blonde with blue eyes 16k likes and 78 comments. Most of which are saying I’m a dumbass who ruined the joke. Best and worst comment I’ve posted
Oooh there's a serie with a similar idea ! Like there's a guy who can see the future and has to kill babies before they grow up and become mass murderers and other stuff like that 🤔
@@akazienoel2009 Phone, google, information about the future drawing make a new art form that back in the day doesn't have he will become a famous artist and ofc get into the art school he always wanted
@@Very_Questionable But you know what you risk if he still doesn't get in. The reason he didn't get in is because he wasn't good enough. He was a loser with a bad attitude to put it lightly. You know what he did, but you would reward him with his hopes and dreams anyway.
Most mid-wits going back in time be like: "better kill baby hitler" Meanwhile I, an intellectual, would just rig his entrance exam so he gets accepted into the vienna academy for arts
@Kaleb Kurian “set him up with the Jewish girl” LMAO you sound like the redditors who were proposing government mandated girlfriends for depressed kids 💀
@Kaleb Kurian difference between cultural marriages between families and suggesting marriage as a cure to a man's depression like she's an object to be used to make him feel better lol. I know you didn't mean it that way (hopefully) but that's the way it kinda comes across. Def. not the same as arranged marriages where the focus of marriage isn't really the people getting married but combining 2 families lol (I am Asian too) - also, arranged marriages aren't that common anymore, at least in Asian countries I'm familiar with it's more like Blind Dating and less like arranged marriage since the participants still have a say.
Low IQ “intellectual”: “just pass his art class.” Me, A mastermind philosopher time travelling back to April 28, 1944: “Look the british are throwing a fake fighting force to Norway and Pas De Calais, the vehicle’s are made out of wood and balloons, it’s a distraction. Send all of your troops to Normandy listen to Rommel, you will need the tanks, you can thank me later.”
“If you were to go back in time and kill hitler as a baby, you wouldn’t be known as the man who killed hitler, you’d be known as the man who killed a baby.” -idk yoda or sum shit
“Idk today or sum shit” The first person I heard this quote from was by high school theatre tech teacher/theatre director. He was all of 5’2” and looked like a mix of Santa and Jerry Garcia. He spoke in strange artsy folkisms that most of us didn’t understand and communicated his displeasure with various glares. Oh and we knicknamed him Yoda, though I was only person to say it to his face.
Plot Twist: You introduce him to the entirety of the Bob Ross collection. Giving him a chill role model he can associate with. AND.. help with his art skills. Who knows? Could've had master works from Adolf if things went different
I first read the caption as "I've time travelled back to Australia..." Because of that, I spent the whole video thinking "what on earth does this guy have against Australian babies"?
@@bisneytm1511 In the credits after Deadpool 2 this basically happens. Deadpool is trying to kill baby Hitler but failing to because he's still a baby.
@@boss30045 he believed that Aryans, northern Europeans with fair skin, blue eyes, and fair hair were the most superior race. The farther away from that standard, the less value you held in his eyes. Which is, of course, extremely wrong.
Hitler was actually could've been an architect. He was rejected from the art program because his drawings were considered lifeless but were perfect for architecture. He couldn't get into that either though because he needed a highschool diploma which he didn't get because he dropped out of highschool
But then, the career of another artist would be rejected and they would do something equally horrible, the thing about time is that it's impossible to prevent something bound to happen you can just delay it a little. But aside that I would actually like to see his works.
I’ll do you one better, travel to visit the art teacher that rejected him and his art and tell him that it is in the world’s best interest to admit that guy (Adolf Hitler) into art school and see how that timeline plays out
Another one would be in his place and do the exact same thing, just a little differently, but with the same results History is a process, you can't change it alone. Sooner or later someone will fulfill your role in history.
@@limeright09 it means hitler attempted to make a whole race of ‘perfect’ people. So he killed anyone who wasn’t blonde with blue eyes and tanned skin.
@@MarsCherry He didn't kill *anyone* who didn't have those features. But he did want to get rid of Slavic people and lots of people skim past that for some reason lol, but if some Slavic people had blonde hair and blue eyes they were taken and "groomed" to be Germanic whites. For example the two little Czech girls from a village called "Lidice". The whole village was wiped out, including all the animals except those two girls, bc they were blonde.
@@Bugz-5683 then you might want to revisit some history class. The whole Genocide was not just about Jewish but about finding/creating/selecting and separating people to the "best human" of Hitler's ideal. No mental illness, blonde, blue eyed, even the head circumference etc. He said hitler liked him because he's the "perfect aryan" of his ideal human. Part of it was blonde and blue eyed.
The only parent that was not good to hitler was his father who he died early on in Hitler's life and hitler didn't listen to him infact if he did he'd be more in power earlier on
@@VempireAYO he’s talking about the cultural influences, as well as parental. His father was cruel, and his culture informed his opinion about jews. Had he grown up in the UK for example he would’ve been a regular person
@@jeanettemily1109 idk if that would've worked tbh. A lot of people cite that as the way to "prevent" Hitler. And while its _possible_ that would keep him from being a politician, he'd still be like. A fascist. The reason hitler was denied from art schools was because he art was seen as "too traditional." During his reign, hitler opened the museum of _degenerate art._ a museum full of experimental and contemporary art, some of the art was made by jewish or otherwise minoritied art, but a lot of it was simply _untraditional._ these two very key factors imply that Hitler's perception of art was very much in line with - and an extension of his political beliefs. (It's the same reason you can see alt-right talking heads like prageru u and that loud british guy who works with alex jones constantly yelling about THE SANCTITY OF ART!!! When art can be anything, it us Untraditional, and when things are not traditional, they do not uphold the status quo. Its a silent, but deafening belief that art must push the agenda of the Motherland or whatever dumb shit. Anglochristian paintings of perfect landscapes and white portraits.) Hitler's dedication to _traditional art_ is a microcosm of his beliefs. In the absolute best case scenario of him being accepted into art school he'd become a blight on the artistic community, but it's much more likely his obsession with _true art_ would lead him straight back where he was, deciding to prove his ideology in government. Btw, for an AMAZING video essay on the subject "Who's afraid of Modern Art?" By Jacob Geller, a Jewish video essayist on youtube is a wonderful exploration into the topic of fascism and the anti-modern art movement and how they're connected!
It might end up like in Flashpoint Paradox where Bruce Wayne got killed and his father became a messed up version of Batman. Can you imagine a messed up version of Hitler?
Plot twist: He remembers seeing you, the time traveler, and was so stricken by you that he became obsessed, which is why he likes the whole blonde hair, blue eyes, "pure race" thing and wanted to make that in your image. Also, somehow remembered the sharpie mustache you gave him. He told people about you, but since you never came back and no one believed him (since he was a baby and all) he went crazy crazy. What the fuck just came out of my head? 😂
@@obscure.reference honestly just take the damned kid and give him to better parents, no matter what time period, as long as they give him a proper opportunity to not be a racist asshole! 💀
If I was able to time travel to the 1890s I wouldn’t kill a soul. I’d warn Arthur about TB and Micha. Provided of course I could go back in time into a fictional reality.
Hell yeah! Someone got their priorities straight. Plus since he's fictional he would only only break that universe's present time. But that might change all the gta games and LA noire. I would still do it.
People always like “would you go back and kill little hitler” there’s so many other options tho. give him to other parents, take him to another country to grow up, take him back to the future with you so he wouldn’t have even been in his own time to make a lot of the stuff he did ever happen. So it concerns me that the person who first posed this question decided that the only option available was murdering a child
i mean, using the butterfly effect you could impact the future with the smallest action, no need to transfer him to another country or changing parents
I’m not sure it would have been possible to raise him to be a good person. The type of person that’s capable of the stuff he did in any circumstances I’m pretty sure already has something deeply inherently wrong with them. Hugs don’t cure psychopathy.
@@annataymond9529 Hugs would help considering his dad beat him like a witch in church. It's not the entirety of what was wrong with him, but it's a start.
@@screamingseal4805 it’s not cynical, this man pretty much committed every crime known to man. He believed in and encouraged not only in murder but also slavery, torture, and sexual abuse. That goes deeper than not being taught morals. That is something fundamentally wrong with the mind.
@@aegis6485 that’s true, in a different environment he probably would not have been as bad as he was, but what I was saying was I don’t think it would be possible to raise him to be good, maybe to be less dangerous, but I doubt it would be possible to teach him to be good.
I like the theory that the grenade that missed Archduke Franz Ferdinand was a time traveler fixing his mistake, and that the world is (regrettably) worse off if Archduke Franz Ferdinand didn’t die.
Prob nuke war or something would happen, honestly it gonna be war anyway even no assasination and people forgot japan will still invade anyway for WW2. Not to mention germany cause of war is treaty of Versailles not really hitler
Imagine being Hitler's mom, constantly fighting time travelers because of your baby.
Oh all we have to do is add some metal people
That could be very popular
Shit this could be a movie
Imagine being Hitler's dad, constantly being ignored by time travelers when he's the one who made Hitler a monster.
@@cat_city2009 how????
@@DomtorettoReal
The fuck ton of abuse?
Back in the future:
“I killed hitler!”
“Who?”
205 likes. No comments, except me?
I like ur profile pic
@Führer congrats on the 69 views on the one and only video on your channel
"Who's hitler?"
Joe mama
HEY WHY'D YOU KILL THAT FAMOUS ACTOR?
Imagine he did it all to find the blue eyed blonde haired man who had cocomelon...
This comment needs hella more likes
BAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
This is amazing. As is Cocomelon.
@@imagineaworldlikethat4081 Cocomelon is about as amazing as a Guantanamo Bay auditory torture session
Ay im subbed to u
“Of course you do, look at me”
FOUL 😭
@wotermelon_ hitler wanted everyone to have blonde hair and blue eyes, and the guy in the video has blonde hair and blue eyes. That’s why he said “of course you do, look at me”
@wotermelon_ blue eyes, white skin, blonde hair. Hitler was racist.
@wotermelon_ Blue eyes / blonde hair.
@@dimdims2667what about that.
@@pipipupu5104Hitler as a black man was very hateful of blue eyes and blonde hair
"Of course you do, look at me" I CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS JOKE
I don't get it tbh
Is it because he's white?!
@@nazaninsoltanpour6254 Sorta haha, Hitler had this Aryan Supremacy theory where he believed people with blonde hair and blue eyes, the whole shindig are superior to everyone else
@@s.c.1251 Wow! The more you know heheh!
@@nazaninsoltanpour6254 No, not because he's white. I'm white but I have dark hair and dark eyes. His obsession wasn't about skin colour, it was about how he thought Germans were the superior nationality so he valued German features like blond hair and blue eyes.
@@MicukoFelton HOLUP... hitler ain’t even blonde tho 😂
I love the idea of a time traveler just kidnapping baby Hitler and raising him because he can't just kill a baby.
That should be a book or an animated show or something.
@Kaleb Kurian If someone would rather kill a baby than give it a healthy upbringing to prevent it from doing bad things, they shouldn't be preaching anything about righteousness.
Did you mean: Star Wars: Prequal Trilogy
@Kaleb Kurian -the sensitive ones, uh.
I don’t completely dislike the CONCEPT but specifically writing work surrounding Hitler goes a bit beyond just sensitive. Like, why not just write the story about a fictional dictator instead?
@Kaleb Kurian i mean, really depends on the execution. If they handled an already very touchy and gorey subject on human history poorly than people got reasons to throw rock, but if they handled it with respect while controversial, people gonna enjoy it.
But also like why i dont see why you necessatily need hitler to make that story. You can litetally made a fictiomal character gave em good ol' dictatorship and boom! You got yourself the same story woth the same impact without offending anyome because its fictional. Unless its a political statement or sth i dont see why Hitler is necessary in this partoculad prompt
Everyone asks would you finish baby Hitler, but no one asks would you raise baby Hitler so he's grow up into a better person?
😲
I'd finish on baby Hitler
Jokes aside, this is the only right fuсking way. Make his dream of becoming a painter come true
@@elijahrathon6011 hold up-
@@squidballs 🥵😈
Plot twist: that 5 second clip of cocomelon rendered him mentally unable to commit genocide
It's more likely that it caused it
@@CheDaCheez💀
thx cocomelon
@@CheDaCheez the cocomelon paradox
X😭
You don't kill him, you raise him as your own to be a happy and well adjusted person.
and try get him into an art school, tell him to never give up orrr try encourage him to be passionate about something else
But imagine that the future changes because of this. The Butterfly effect.
@@TedEhioghae Butterfly effect doesn't mean a worse future, necessarily, but yes, it would mean a different future.
@@kritsadventures It means that most probably lots of us wouldn't exist for example.
But fr I tought about this concept like few years ago.
“Aww you like me 😁”
“Oh of course you do look at me🧍🏼♂️”
This is the best quote of that line for the accurate emojis
I JUST GOT THAT
XD
Omg you said the thing he said in the video
LMAO
Lmaoooo “I would gladly murk any year 7 let alone you”
💀
I mean I would they’re annoying asf
In case someone didn't get the point then Murk you = Beat the living s out of you
@@vulc1 oh thanks for that
Year 7s are just so hateable
"I keep getting attacked by time traveling jews, I should probably do something about it"
Okay, this is a good one. Lol
lmaooo
ITS A CANON EVENT
this is the best comment
Time paradox
This is my whole beef with the "Would you kill Hitler as a baby?" queston.
You got a time-machine! Just go to when he's writing Mein Kampf and your conscience will be clear!
Or go further back, and interact with his dad in any way before he’s conceived. Or even better, sneak some anticoncepcional pills into his mother’s food.
How He was in prison while He wrote it. You need to go back in time and tell the sniper who spared him to just pull the trigger.
@@nodontdoitno5279
"Listen man, i know that he's injured and only wants to get back to his trench, but if you dont pull that trigger RIGTH NOW you are gonna fock over 60 million persons"
Or just send him to art school
Go the day before the munich putsch
"Oh you like me don't yo- Oh of course you do."
Had me rolling 💀
Was so good hahahaha😂
i dont get it
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v
Hitler considered the Aryans as the superior race, basically non-Jew white folks in Nazi definition, bonus point for blue eyes + blond hair.
@@user-mg7wh8zq6vblonde hair and blue eyes
@@user-mg7wh8zq6vHitler was ranting on about the Aryan/master race. And they were a race of people with blonde hair, and blue eyes. And the guy who did the video has blonde hair, and blue eyes. Now that I think about it, Hitler would fs like Naruto.
“Of course you do, look at me” fuckin dead 💀
Yes lol
Does anyone here need help understanding this joke?
@@technoape6130 Hitler adocated white supremacy and racial purity
@@technoape6130 yes
@@jdn9750 Hitler believed that Germans with blonde hair and blue eyes were the superior people, obviously wrong.
Man somehow got an internet connection in 1890
he used yt premium
Download the video so it's an mp4 file
🤓☝Downloaded videos
I get wifi on my stitch in the 1800s just fine.
He downloaded the video to the device as a backup plan
Everyone talking about the morality of killing the Hitler Baby but NO ONE is talking about the comedic genius of “ohhh you like me!!!…of course you do”
Keep scrolling down
That was very funny
I thought I was the only one who got that lol
Ameriga eggsblain
@@remysrandomcrap3267 dude said “of course you like me” cause he’s a blue eyed blonde
Killing baby Hitler is controversial
Killing juvenile Hitler is acceptable and won't cause temporal paradox.
Would still cause a paradox
Why wouldnt it cause a paradox?
Going back in time to kill anyone would cause a paradox
I think he was "suppose" to die in three separate occasions,
First before he even born( His mother wanted an abortion).
Second when he was a kid he nearly drown in a river, only to be saved by a boy, and finally during WWI in which a grenade landed in the room that Hitler left a minute a go, thus avoiding death a second time.
Instead of killing baby Hitler, I would have taken him to another country and find a loving family for him
When he turned on Cocomelon, I called him evil.
I feel like cocomelon is better than my 3 year old sister watching that guy wasting food
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@@bivee3 agree
@@bivee3 agree that guy was next level cringe. More cringe than morgz
@@nameytprohibitions1688 Btw his name is TopperGuild but theres some other dumb tiktokers like him that do the same thing😕
Just give him a crayon box so the baby can work on his art
😂
This comment is going to blow up any day now
his art was actually very decent
“Ofcourse you do look at me”.
FOULLL 💀💀💀💀💀
Your pfp and user makes me imagine a full SAS detachment going to kill him
Ikkr
I don't get it
@@foolishgold3171 he's blonde
@@shadowfox3442 and has blue eyes
Adopt him. If he infuriates you, don't punish him severely. Paint with him to make memories.
"This enraged his father, who punished him, severely."
hahah that refrence
@Kaleb Kurian He then grows to hate his wife. 1939, Adolf dodges dishes and chairs thrown at him whilst throwing back beer bottles and german insults.
i understood that reference
His son, Adopt Hitler.
Him drawing the mustache on his face is an underrated joke
It’s so subtle and once you realize it’s so cartoonishly funny I love it
Theres actually a game where you time travel and kill baby hitler and you can draw the mustache on the baby
@@BlockiestBob what is the name I need it
@@sodamhmm.. i leave this reply so when someone tells the game name i also know it
@@BlockiestBob dont leave us here
I misread that as AUSTRALIA and was SO confused
Same lmao
could not be me.
history buff
Adoll 'itla'
Bro same, I was so confused too 😭
Fucking SAME😂
Killing a baby Hitler actually wouldn’t make everyone see you as a hero, it would just turn you into the guy who killed a baby once
Edit: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY THATS A LOT OF LIKES
a small price to pay for salvation
You’re gonna time travel back to your own time after though, so how will anyone find you?
exactly! when you come back like "HEY YALL I KILLED HITLER" everyone would be like "wtf this dude talkin about who is that hitler guy"
@@DonnieTheGuy Why... why would you say it then ? Are you just killing Hitler for fame ? 🥴
@@donkeykong315 Not really, could easily raise him in a better way and still get the same result
I read Austria as Australia and was really confused
Glad I'm not the only one!
SAME
As an Australian I was momentarily shocked, insulted and ready to fight.
...Despite the fact I was not born in 1890.
Austrians: 😤
@@JamesLawner Me, an Austrian: already used to this lol
"Aw you like me- oh of course you do... look at me..."
That line took me a second and then KILLED me lol
OH I JUST GOT THAT
@@wallfishz SAME
@@Herobrineice12 _cough he's a blue-eyed blonde cough_
@@Herobrineice12 he is white
@@Herobrineice12 he looks like the good old *A R Y A N*
Hitlers mom actually lost 2 children before adolf and was very protective towards him.
Lmao that's the time traveler's preventing other disasters and it just kept getting worse so by Adolf they stopped.
man did she fucked up on that part
@@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift Jes, but actually no.
His stepfather beat him up and was a strong austrian patriot. Hitler wanted to be the opposite of his stepfather out of hatred and became a german patriot.
@@kirakit3017 step father?? I'm pretty sure that was his biological father
@@kirakit3017wrong
If you did you’d be known as a guy who killed a baby not the man who saved the world form a terrible war and holocaust
There's tons of baby killers.
also if he tried to explain himself he'd be seen as a lunatic by the whole world
Not that bad
To be fair you could just kidnap him and put him up for adoption halfway across the planet. He’d probably grow up completely normal
@@bigmanbarry2299 this is the good moral answer. But realistically some else would do the evil things. It wasn’t just one person responsible for all of it. The trends where there
“Oh of course you do, look at me” 💀 advanced humor 💀
Fckin died at that
I lost my shit there hshhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Not really
Explain pls
@@advaysatardekar8537
Blonde and blue eyes
Aryan features...
“If you killed Hitler as a baby, you wouldn’t be known as hero, you would be known as the guy who killed a baby for no reason”
-Sun Tzu,
Art of War
Who knows how many serial killers were actually sent from the future to save humanity.
@@DaxSports1 hmm you make a good point. Those little books with all their victims and planned victims are actually to do lists set by their agency directors the ones we don't catch were successful and returned to their time heros.
@@DaxSports1 reminds me of an episode of Grimm
Conspiracy theories only reply section
And also the guy who killed baby Hitler wont exist
POV: you're Hitler during the end credits of Deadpool 2
“I would gladly murk any year 7” the motto I live by
Glad I’m year 8
Is year 7 grade 6 or grade 7
@@NotRatio would still gladly murk you
@@DarkDomain0001 k
Glad I am high school
"Of course you do look at me" had me dying
Same
I feel great to be ur 1k like
I want a sitcom where a guy spends years raising world dictators the right way
I really want this to be a thing now
Nice concept, Cyanide and Happiness.
Well, if you like manga, you can actually find this exact thing.
@@allisonnewman6958 can you tell me that sauce iis??
That plot is more likely to show up in otomeisekai manwha.
You monster, you gave Hitler Cocomelon! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED!!!
You don’t need to kill him, all you need to do is to make sure he never gives up on being an artist and never get into politics
plus not giving him any book that nietzsche wrote
And make sure he gets the girl of his dreams so that his hatred for jews doesn't get a chance to blossom.
@@thinkingboi9508 or i guess just stop ww1 i guess, he was a warmonger and supported the war so try to make any monarchie's/democratic republics at that time try not to go to war until he dies
It would be easier to beat the shit out of it tho.
I think somebody else would have rose up instead of Hitler if he never went into politics
Everybody liked the “look at me” joke (me included), but the “i got an idea” and proceed to draw a mustache on the baby is pretty good too lol
E
“You like me don’t you?!! Oh, of course you do, look at me” 🤣🔫☠️
@@DarkDomain0001 Hell yeah I won't.
@@DarkDomain0001 why would you want me to watch this
@@DarkDomain0001 *moan, *squirt
This video is literally burning my brain trying to remember where I've heard this voice in movies
“Aw you like me?…. Oh of course you do” LMAO
I dont get it
@@Turki.alshayea This is a skit where he goes back in time to meet baby Adolf Hitler. This guy in the video is blonde haired, blue eyed, hence the "oh ofc you'd like me" joke.
@@Turki.alshayea I was just quoting the video
@@Turki.alshayeacause he’s blond with blue eyes lol
@@eligirl100 wdym?
Dude I read Austria as Australia, needless to say the accent, shirt, and cricket bat didn't help. I was like who is he going to kill?
Same here
Why do Americans always say Brits sound like Aussie's? We sound nothing alike
@@semesabrown489 to be honest a very light Aussie accent sounds similar to us
@@cameronbridge9122 where the hell are you from 😂
@@shadowsdclxvi3062 Britain, that's why I said us
Technically if you killed him then traveled back into normal time, you'd just be known as a guy who killed a baby.
That's why you go back to the time the British soldier didn't kill a Hurt German Soldier (Wich was h*tler) then kill em
@@pilotmustard7205 but then you’d be a war criminal seeing as Hitler was unarmed at that moment
You could go when he turns evil, bam headshot, and you've saved most of the Jewish population.
@@dreamt0wn739 Yep
Or alternately you’d go back to realize there was nothing to motivate a time travel mission causing a paradoxical reset
Dude i didn't get the blonde hair blue eyes joke at first ☠️
Oh man! Now I get it. Right.
I thought it was a "I'm beautiful" joke 💀
I could just imagine hitlers mom being like “you think your the first time traveller sent to kill him?”
"You're not the first assassin sent to kill him... And you will not be the last"
So she's protecting a genocidal maniac? Damm
@@cookieaddict5956 Be honest now. If someone appeared in your house, claiming to be from the future, and accusing your baby of killing millions of people. The fuck would you do?
@@The_Whitefr
"I'm gonna come back in 12 years coz I would gladly murk any year 7"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Felt that one lmaooo
I am in 7 th grade, If someone try’s to kill me I’ll know why
@@AnthonyThings u aint hitler
bruh… people r so cruel nowadays…
@@AnthonyThings the boys group chat?
"I would gladly murk a year 7" - anybody that's not a year 7
Spoken like a true year 7
@@addisonmarriott6131 year 8 also sucks
@Kaleb Kurian at my school y9s are the worst
year 10s are starting to get obnoxious
Any year below sixth form is terrible, and that's being generous. Children at school can just be annoying in general
Finally,The correct use of POV
"I'd gladly murk any year 7"
There are over 7000 languages in the world, and he chose to speak facts
Ikr I felt like he was imitating me for that one line
Bro what did the 11 year olds do?
@@imcommentingtogetthisintot4425 everything
@@imcommentingtogetthisintot4425 exists
When he comes back to the present day, he wouldn’t be recognized as a hero, he would be recognized as that guy that killed a baby for no reason
It took me a second to figure out the joke
Onlyjayus reference?
I still don't understand the joke bruh
@@rednocrust8548 The baby is hitler.
@@rednocrust8548 If he killed Hitler while he was a baby, none of the stuff Hitler did as an adult would have happened so people would only see that he killed a baby and not an evil dictator that's sick in the head.
I literally laughed so hard at the glitchy effects before I realized my internet was just crap… I thought the joke was that the 1890s had no internet so you wouldn’t be able to capture the moment in film and now I feel extremely stupid
You made me laugh don't worry.
LMAOOO
Oh my God that is hilarious 😂 Thanks for the laugh!
That’s brilliant though
To bad you didn’t make this a video and if nobody did it I don’t think it’s to late good idea
The world would be an entirely different one without him ever existing.
Yeah, probably worse off lol. Without the nazis slaughtering a good few million Russians, not mention the expenditure of resources fighting them, communism may have won the cold war.
yeah, a WW2 - Stalin attacks Europe
In the movie credits of Deadpool 2, Deadpool time traveled to the Austria 1890 and went to Hitler’s birthplace to kill him but he felt too bad of murdering a baby.
If Deadpool can't do it, we can't.
Unless someone's soulless enough to kill the fuck out of baby Hitler
And he pretty much said what this guy is saying verbatim
Yeah, this dude just copied deadpool
Then he got his friend to do it 😂
yeah bro copied deadpool no original humor sad
"I'll gladly murk any year 7 let alone you" LOL THAT KILLED ME 😂
Are you a year 7?
@@Cloverdew4406 that took me 2 reads to get 💀
@@Cloverdew4406 aaahh I was gonna say the same thing
I don't understand that part, what does that means? (Not a native English speaker) thanks
@@elluisda3211 Year seven part? It's like different years at school.
People in Year seven are usually 12 years old.
School years go from
Year 0 - 5
Year 1 - 6
Year 2 - 7
Year 3 - 8
Year 4 - 9
Year 5 - 10
Year 6 - 11
Year 7 - 12
Year 8 - 13
Year 9 - 14
Year 10 - 15
Year 11 - 16
Year 12 - 17
Year 13 - 18
These are usually in Australian and New Zealand schools, and British I'm pretty sure. I don't know if I explained it, or if that's what you wanted explained sorry
“Aww you like me! Oh, of course you do, look at me.” I DIED
Blonde hair blue eye Arian dream😐
LMAO!!! YESSS!
So relatable😐
@@pawnfnf9317 ...
“Cummins”
This wouldnt actually prevent anything in the long term and maybe even have worse consequences.
The best way would be to make sure the Treaty of Versailles is gonna be more geared towards preserving long term peace.
I love his “of course you do look at me” because he’s blonde with blue eyes
16k likes and 78 comments. Most of which are saying I’m a dumbass who ruined the joke. Best and worst comment I’ve posted
I wished someone noticed that. Pretty good detail.
@@pratikchakraborty6354 I did, I just hoped others would
I understood that reference
@@pratikchakraborty6354 everyone did. That's why people aren't commenting it. It would be stupid
I wonder how many actually understands this
(For those who doesn't know it's Aryan)
“Oh you like me!” “Wait of course you do, look at me” 😂😂
Got me rolling
The best line😂😂
OHHHHH I GET ITTTTT
That one got me 😂😂😂
@@ravensrcorvidsI DON’T YET LMAO
What if the people mysteriously killing babies are actually time travellers coming back to save people?
This is actually a great conspiracy theory
Then they did a poor job. 😂
@@encendercolores1684 how would you know, non-time traveler?
Holy shit
Oooh there's a serie with a similar idea ! Like there's a guy who can see the future and has to kill babies before they grow up and become mass murderers and other stuff like that 🤔
"Of course you do, look at me." 💀💀
"awwww You like me- of course you do, look at me" please I can't-
Yes you can
"please I can't-" Shut up!
*Just help him get into that damn.. ART SCHOOL DAMN IT!*
how would he do that even?
@@akazienoel2009 Phone, google, information about the future drawing make a new art form that back in the day doesn't have he will become a famous artist and ofc get into the art school he always wanted
Why would you reward a genocidal maniac
@@aspensastrology7964 because that side of him would've never happened.
@@Very_Questionable But you know what you risk if he still doesn't get in. The reason he didn't get in is because he wasn't good enough. He was a loser with a bad attitude to put it lightly. You know what he did, but you would reward him with his hopes and dreams anyway.
Most mid-wits going back in time be like: "better kill baby hitler"
Meanwhile I, an intellectual, would just rig his entrance exam so he gets accepted into the vienna academy for arts
that wouldn't change much
@Kaleb Kurian “set him up with the Jewish girl” LMAO you sound like the redditors who were proposing government mandated girlfriends for depressed kids 💀
@Kaleb Kurian difference between cultural marriages between families and suggesting marriage as a cure to a man's depression like she's an object to be used to make him feel better lol. I know you didn't mean it that way (hopefully) but that's the way it kinda comes across. Def. not the same as arranged marriages where the focus of marriage isn't really the people getting married but combining 2 families lol (I am Asian too) - also, arranged marriages aren't that common anymore, at least in Asian countries I'm familiar with it's more like Blind Dating and less like arranged marriage since the participants still have a say.
He didn't get accepted for a reason. An admission letter isn't going to make him less of a failed artist.
Low IQ “intellectual”: “just pass his art class.”
Me, A mastermind philosopher time travelling back to April 28, 1944: “Look the british are throwing a fake fighting force to Norway and Pas De Calais, the vehicle’s are made out of wood and balloons, it’s a distraction. Send all of your troops to Normandy listen to Rommel, you will need the tanks, you can thank me later.”
That last line was brilliant.
“If you were to go back in time and kill hitler as a baby, you wouldn’t be known as the man who killed hitler, you’d be known as the man who killed a baby.”
-idk yoda or sum shit
who cares, at the end of the day a world war never happens/
@@thatguy3213 I doubt that.
@@thatguy3213 some other guy would have taken his place instead
“Idk today or sum shit”
The first person I heard this quote from was by high school theatre tech teacher/theatre director. He was all of 5’2” and looked like a mix of Santa and Jerry Garcia. He spoke in strange artsy folkisms that most of us didn’t understand and communicated his displeasure with various glares.
Oh and we knicknamed him Yoda, though I was only person to say it to his face.
@@kindadumb916 cap
Plot Twist: You introduce him to the entirety of the Bob Ross collection. Giving him a chill role model he can associate with. AND.. help with his art skills. Who knows? Could've had master works from Adolf if things went different
*”Babe! The Adolf Collection Exhibit just arrived at the MET! Wanna go tonight?”*
AU: Hitler is a famous German artist displaying the horros of wars with beautiful scenery.
Ah yes, the Ethereum Snake reference
Or just take him and leave him on some random persons doorstep in a different country
“I call this next piece ‘Crystal Night’”
Timetraveler: *sweating profusely*
I first read the caption as "I've time travelled back to Australia..."
Because of that, I spent the whole video thinking "what on earth does this guy have against Australian babies"?
@Bird Lover it’s hitler
Do you mean Austria?
@@forjangwn read it again
SAME lol the third time I realised
Its austria in Europe
“Oh, of course you do, look at me” FUCKING FLOORED ME
"how about this I'll come back and I'll bring my friend Cable, he loves killing kids"
-Deadpool
yes because deadpool is here for no apparent reason
@@bisneytm1511 deadpool 2 after credits
@@bisneytm1511 In the credits after Deadpool 2 this basically happens. Deadpool is trying to kill baby Hitler but failing to because he's still a baby.
Ii haven't watched Deadpool and now I wanna watch it just because of this comment 💀💀
Imagine he was the reason Hitler turned out the way he did because of his time travel lmao
"awww you like Mee, oh- of course you do look at me-" i- my new favorite quote
"oh, of course you do, look at me" NAHHHHH
"Aw, you like me-- course you do, look at me."
God dammit 😂😂😂
Could you explain the joke
Hitler is racist and believed in a pure race which is basically white people
@@lingoalfa789 he thought that people with blonde hair and blue eyes were superior
@@boss30045 he believed that Aryans, northern Europeans with fair skin, blue eyes, and fair hair were the most superior race. The farther away from that standard, the less value you held in his eyes. Which is, of course, extremely wrong.
@@ralphvanderven1343 be wasn't even blonde tho
You don’t kill him, you help him with his Art, leading to him becoming a famous artist.
…Until a Jewish critic comes along
@@LAMENTFORLOSTLOVE Just delaying the inevitable.
Hitler was actually could've been an architect. He was rejected from the art program because his drawings were considered lifeless but were perfect for architecture. He couldn't get into that either though because he needed a highschool diploma which he didn't get because he dropped out of highschool
Bold of you to assume I could help someone with art
But then, the career of another artist would be rejected and they would do something equally horrible, the thing about time is that it's impossible to prevent something bound to happen you can just delay it a little. But aside that I would actually like to see his works.
All of this angered Hitlar’s father, who punished him severely.
HAHAHAHA I GOT THE REFERENCE
i understood that reference
Ayyyy oversimplified
Haha
HA-
No, you pick him up, bring him back to modern day, and raise him. If he still decides to become an artist, he might end up too poor to start any wars.
Being poor DID NOT stop him the first time buddy. Read something.
Hitler was homeless tf are you on about
Homie was homeless bro and he still managed to become dictator 💀
@@dmitriresnais4579 take a joke karen
Why didn’t I think of that?
I’ll do you one better, travel to visit the art teacher that rejected him and his art and tell him that it is in the world’s best interest to admit that guy (Adolf Hitler) into art school and see how that timeline plays out
Another one would be in his place and do the exact same thing, just a little differently, but with the same results
History is a process, you can't change it alone. Sooner or later someone will fulfill your role in history.
@@zakazany1945 Ya, instead of Hitler, it'd be Himmler or something.
@@ihaveadream3321 I mean... I was joking and used Himmler because it sounds like Hitler lol
“Aw you like me, course you do look at Me” took me a minute 💀
Tell me what it, MEANS. Plz
@@limeright09 it means hitler attempted to make a whole race of ‘perfect’ people. So he killed anyone who wasn’t blonde with blue eyes and tanned skin.
@@MarsCherry wrong, where do people get all this misinformation?
@@AK-xi5vy what is it then? This is what my parents told me.
@@MarsCherry He didn't kill *anyone* who didn't have those features.
But he did want to get rid of Slavic people and lots of people skim past that for some reason lol, but if some Slavic people had blonde hair and blue eyes they were taken and "groomed" to be Germanic whites.
For example the two little Czech girls from a village called "Lidice".
The whole village was wiped out, including all the animals except those two girls, bc they were blonde.
I have watched dark, so i won't consider anything related to time travel
I love how he has a cricket bat. True Englishman.
True Englishman
“Aww you like me. I mean of course you do look at me”
I only just got that now and I saw this video when it came out.
I didn't realise until I read this comment LOL
I don't get it
@@Bugz-5683 blonde, blue Eyes, aryan.
@@vincanautica still don't get it I'm missing something 😃
@@Bugz-5683 then you might want to revisit some history class. The whole Genocide was not just about Jewish but about finding/creating/selecting and separating people to the "best human" of Hitler's ideal. No mental illness, blonde, blue eyed, even the head circumference etc.
He said hitler liked him because he's the "perfect aryan" of his ideal human. Part of it was blonde and blue eyed.
“I would gladly murk any year 7”
A bit too relatable 😂
What😳
It's really fun, I did it a couple years ago
@@friedbeanz3953 good for you
@@stricksbelief Murk - to mess up or cause grievous harm
*sweats nervously in 7th grade*
"Never back down never what?'
"Never give up"
👶🔫🗿
Take baby Hitler to your time and raise him to be a good person
Yes!!!
The only parent that was not good to hitler was his father who he died early on in Hitler's life and hitler didn't listen to him infact if he did he'd be more in power earlier on
Even better, rigged the art school he was applying to and made him got accepted
@@VempireAYO he’s talking about the cultural influences, as well as parental. His father was cruel, and his culture informed his opinion about jews.
Had he grown up in the UK for example he would’ve been a regular person
@@jeanettemily1109 idk if that would've worked tbh. A lot of people cite that as the way to "prevent" Hitler. And while its _possible_ that would keep him from being a politician, he'd still be like. A fascist.
The reason hitler was denied from art schools was because he art was seen as "too traditional."
During his reign, hitler opened the museum of _degenerate art._ a museum full of experimental and contemporary art, some of the art was made by jewish or otherwise minoritied art, but a lot of it was simply _untraditional._ these two very key factors imply that Hitler's perception of art was very much in line with - and an extension of his political beliefs. (It's the same reason you can see alt-right talking heads like prageru u and that loud british guy who works with alex jones constantly yelling about THE SANCTITY OF ART!!! When art can be anything, it us Untraditional, and when things are not traditional, they do not uphold the status quo. Its a silent, but deafening belief that art must push the agenda of the Motherland or whatever dumb shit. Anglochristian paintings of perfect landscapes and white portraits.)
Hitler's dedication to _traditional art_ is a microcosm of his beliefs. In the absolute best case scenario of him being accepted into art school he'd become a blight on the artistic community, but it's much more likely his obsession with _true art_ would lead him straight back where he was, deciding to prove his ideology in government.
Btw, for an AMAZING video essay on the subject "Who's afraid of Modern Art?" By Jacob Geller, a Jewish video essayist on youtube is a wonderful exploration into the topic of fascism and the anti-modern art movement and how they're connected!
Haven’t you watched any show before. Killing hitler just means the dinosaurs take over in the future
💀
Huh
I watched that weird what if video too. Forgot the name. Hilarious stuff
Huh
You say that like it's a bad thing
It might end up like in Flashpoint Paradox where Bruce Wayne got killed and his father became a messed up version of Batman.
Can you imagine a messed up version of Hitler?
anime probably does
i don't think he could be any more messed up
@@exactlyschrimps you’d be surprised
Ok hear me out, what if hitler is our paradox…what hitler do is terrible but maybe someone from different timeline doing something more f*cked up
@@exactlyschrimps you think that but imagine a Commie Hitler.
"I would gladly merc any year 7" I mean same tbf they're like human bowling pins
“Ahhhh you like me, don’t you.. oh of course you do look at me.”
"Of course you do, look at me" That is brilliant
Plot twist: He remembers seeing you, the time traveler, and was so stricken by you that he became obsessed, which is why he likes the whole blonde hair, blue eyes, "pure race" thing and wanted to make that in your image. Also, somehow remembered the sharpie mustache you gave him. He told people about you, but since you never came back and no one believed him (since he was a baby and all) he went crazy crazy.
What the fuck just came out of my head? 😂
This....is amazing. That's a movie idea o-o
Why do I want this to be real
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Brilliant. You have a beautiful brain🤯 Missradioactive. 🙏
Warrior that's what the mustache is about! Now I get it lol
Make this into a movie holly shit
Imagine hitler after this he actually didnt kill mass murder in the millions including himself
Why not threaten the director of the art school when he's applying to it so he can be an artist
Yeah, everyone gets to be happy that way
I ruined the 99 likes
@@Arch-Vex except the director...
why not just place him in a different period of time
@@obscure.reference honestly just take the damned kid and give him to better parents, no matter what time period, as long as they give him a proper opportunity to not be a racist asshole! 💀
If I was able to time travel to the 1890s I wouldn’t kill a soul. I’d warn Arthur about TB and Micha. Provided of course I could go back in time into a fictional reality.
Hell yeah! Someone got their priorities straight. Plus since he's fictional he would only only break that universe's present time. But that might change all the gta games and LA noire. I would still do it.
Agreed, take out Mica and get Arther some medical help from our modern day society UwU OUR BOY DESERVED BETTER!!!👏👏👏
We gotta get everyone prepared and just say you found treasure in the mountains and bring Micha then kick him off the ledge
Who
@@xlady_osirisx U-
Uwu?
alternate timeline: he becomes the next greatest artist and his name is known in many highly regarded art communities
You could always just adopt him and then meet the incredibly low bar of being a better parent than Hitler's dad.
People always like “would you go back and kill little hitler” there’s so many other options tho. give him to other parents, take him to another country to grow up, take him back to the future with you so he wouldn’t have even been in his own time to make a lot of the stuff he did ever happen. So it concerns me that the person who first posed this question decided that the only option available was murdering a child
what if hitler is inevitable
He is not hitler per se but another similar person would cause the war. The war was caused by germays situation not just hitler
Get him into art school
i mean, using the butterfly effect you could impact the future with the smallest action, no need to transfer him to another country or changing parents
nah, imagine if that makes the future worse
I loved where he drew a mustache on the baby hilarious
I’d raise him to be a good person and be a successful popular artist
I’m not sure it would have been possible to raise him to be a good person. The type of person that’s capable of the stuff he did in any circumstances I’m pretty sure already has something deeply inherently wrong with them. Hugs don’t cure psychopathy.
@@annataymond9529 how cynical of you
@@annataymond9529 Hugs would help considering his dad beat him like a witch in church. It's not the entirety of what was wrong with him, but it's a start.
@@screamingseal4805 it’s not cynical, this man pretty much committed every crime known to man. He believed in and encouraged not only in murder but also slavery, torture, and sexual abuse. That goes deeper than not being taught morals. That is something fundamentally wrong with the mind.
@@aegis6485 that’s true, in a different environment he probably would not have been as bad as he was, but what I was saying was I don’t think it would be possible to raise him to be good, maybe to be less dangerous, but I doubt it would be possible to teach him to be good.
I read this as "Australia" and spent like 5 minutes wondering just what evil Australian guy used to exist to make this video happen
I like the theory that the grenade that missed Archduke Franz Ferdinand was a time traveler fixing his mistake, and that the world is (regrettably) worse off if Archduke Franz Ferdinand didn’t die.
I wish prussia still existed
@@Dylan-kv1ee FUCK PRUSSIA
Prob nuke war or something would happen, honestly it gonna be war anyway even no assasination and people forgot japan will still invade anyway for WW2. Not to mention germany cause of war is treaty of Versailles not really hitler
@@iatethecrayons someone really doesn't like prussia🤣
@@potatogeneral4072 Justice for Prussia. ABOLISH WESTPHELIA OR AUSTRIA. THIS WAS AUSTRIAS' GERMAN. IT'S HIS FAULT!