By the way, fundamental thing about seeing a therapist: if it’s something that’s harming you mentally in some way, it’s a problem, no matter how small it might be. I might not be phrasing this right, but, no good therapist would tell you that they aren’t “real” problems.
Yeah, but you know they're thinking it. "Why is this guy so obsessed with how he ties his shoelaces? I've got bills late and he's crying his eyes out because he can't figure out how to do a fun pattern with string?"
@@thegoldencrab3672 I fucked up trying to do neat shoelaces and ended up putting them back in wrong when I tried to fix them and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
What is bothering you may not be why you are bothered by it. What I mean is, just because your partner wears odd socks of the same colour (for example) and when they do your laundry, pair same-coloured, odd socks together, and that infuriates you (whilst they have no idea why you care) doesn't mean it's about socks. It could be a myriad different reasons associated to the way your mind works. Maybe you were raised poor and had to mismatch clothes because yo just couldn't afford new ones. Maybe someone messing with your clothing makes you feel less independent or out of control. Maybe it's just that the person 6ou love is oblivious to something so obvious to you. Little shit that screws with you isn't ever little shit, it's sand in your mental shoe. It's going to keep irritating you until you deal with it. So therapy helps. And if you live in America where Therapy is theft, just find a friend to tell stupid shit to. Might e a close friend - could be a distant friend depending on who you feel like opening up to. Just so long as you have someone you don't mind opening up to and being honest with. Hell, talk to your dog or cat or a pet rock. The most important part is talking it out and saying things out loud.
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reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where a man flipped a coin and it landed on it's side, and somehow, that gave him the power to read minds. he worked at a bank and read the mind of an old man, and found out that old man had a plan to rob the bank vault when he left that day. in the end, apparently the old man just thinks about doing that every single day though he would never do it.
"She's probably planning to kill Sam right now" "Oh my God, I-" I can't be the only one who thought at first that she was gonna talk about one of her "Kill All the YOGs" schemes
What’s freaky is that most of the problems they talked about shrinks laughing at, are problems people most often talk about! One of my friends asked his shrink, and she said, “It doesn’t matter if they’re actually problems or not, they’re problems to you. That’s what we’re getting paid for.” I dunno if it’s true or not, but I dunno.
I mean, it's true. They -are- problems to you, and a good therapist will help you through them, no matter how small. That's the whole point of a therapist: To help you through the problems that you feel you can't open up about with your friends and family due to social pressures.
At the time this was uploaded I thought no-one would actually keep being a fan if a TH-camr were to kill, fast forward towards 2019 and people are now petitioning to free the "yander murderer" because they find her cute. How much my trust in humanity has been lowered, you have no idea.
You really don't follow the news then. This isn't a new phenomenon. There was this really hot guy who got enough fangirls to get a modeling career straight outta probation. And to be blunt, there was O.J. Simpson.
@@blissfulsoul5056 I don't know if Aria is referring to this, but there are communities on Tumblr (because of course it is Tumblr) idolising school shooters. Look up "dear Tumblr school shooters" on TH-cam for videos talking about it.
2:32 Thats because humans are almost the most destructive thinkers one time when I got my rabbit I was terrified like half of me was like I could so easily kill you right now and the other half is hiding in the corner terrified
I have to admit, when I finally watched a bit of the cooptional podcast for real, I was kinda disappointed that everyone didn't just look like their cartoons because I'd watched so many of them. The style for these cartoons are just wonderful, I love it. Everyone isn't just standing around stiff, it's very fluid and expressive, it's professional. Real life is boring, we need to make some alternate reality implant thing that makes this all a cartoon.
In marvel comics their was a plot about the precognitive murders and its like a another civil war like the first group of heros think is correct to arrest somebody before they do it but the other heros they say its not correct
It's a reference to the Space Butterfly, which is a meme that Jesse created during the Terraria playthrough with TB. It caught on and got really popular and so it even got merch made for it. Jesse is wearing Space Butterfly pajamas in the animation.
CodeRed99911 ah. Makes sense. I apologize for my ignorance, but thanks for clearing that up. Both of you. I hope you have a nice day/night (depending on what time it is for you when you’re reading this).
..... Are you really that stupid? Jack The Ripper isn't from a movie (yes, there have been movies about the topic, but) Jack The Ripper was a real historical person. Look it up sometime. They never did figure out who the murderer really was. One of the most well-known criminals in history and we know so little about him.
Okay, so the therapy skit is a joke, I get it. I do like it as well BUT Even if you think your problems are not "real" but still feel awful about them, do talk to a psychologist. Maslow's Heirarchy is a real thing, so don't bottle it up as "Not really a problem" Many small streams makes a big river.
Indeed. Internet trolling has been getting so much worse over the last few years, and thankfully people outside the online circle are actually starting to take seriously the amount of mental damage it can do.
Oh christ. I feel this. Imagine going to a therapist and bitching about your problems and the therapist just stares at you like, "Are you fucking serious? These aren't even real problems." lol SHIT, I FEEL THIS~! XD
@@PlankensenDeep woods? would be easier and would decay faster, as in at all. just get off the beaten trail, and I mean by a lot, and place the body. eventually it will be completely consumed.
Theses things they are talking about really aren't real problems, but they are made problems because people are raised in sheltered environments where they didn't have to deal with bad shit happening to them or their parents focused more on removing the problems for them instead of teaching them how to solve their own problems. I am a big supporter of therapy and if you feel there is no way you can solve an issue yourself or through your friends and family, go ahead, there is no shame, still, when people say your shit at something or your an asshole ask yourself, why do you care so much? Take a step back and honestly ask yourself, why does this matter to me? I've spent a year in therapy for various stuff and trust me, this is likely one of the things you will be asked to do anyways.
WAITAMINUTE Don't we have a sci-fi series like that? I mean Psycho-Pass is definitely not about technology that allows that sort of precognition stuff but to an extent, thinking about those things will probably get your Crime Coefficient high enough to put you as a Latent Criminal and get taken into an institution.
Ahsoka: i swear to kriff! That fancy hair skywalker If he spends his sweet time playing baseball all day instead of helping me use the force I SWEAR TO KRIFF I AM GONNA KILL EM "Ignite bloodsaber"
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I still love the whole therapist scene.
All the “problems” are the most real thing I’ve ever seen and hilariously portrayed
Meanwhile, 5 years later and I’m still looking for Dodger’s murder podcast.
how many do you think she's gotten away with so far? ;)
It’s Criminal Murders
No it’s actually “criminal Adventure”
Dodger saying "jail time" is the cutest thing ever.
Ya
4:19 for people who don’t know when she said it
Ultra Light dodger in general is the cutest thing ever
Nein
GabeTheBest GabeTheBest lies
I love that the cats are forcing Dooger to the psychiatrist
And she's just laughing maniacally 🤣
She's in a straight jacket
Same it really sounds about right
These are lovely to rewatch
By the way, fundamental thing about seeing a therapist: if it’s something that’s harming you mentally in some way, it’s a problem, no matter how small it might be. I might not be phrasing this right, but, no good therapist would tell you that they aren’t “real” problems.
Yeah, but you know they're thinking it.
"Why is this guy so obsessed with how he ties his shoelaces? I've got bills late and he's crying his eyes out because he can't figure out how to do a fun pattern with string?"
What? Why is that comment like 2 hours long
@@Lucifronz that's too specific man you alright
@@thegoldencrab3672 I fucked up trying to do neat shoelaces and ended up putting them back in wrong when I tried to fix them and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
What is bothering you may not be why you are bothered by it. What I mean is, just because your partner wears odd socks of the same colour (for example) and when they do your laundry, pair same-coloured, odd socks together, and that infuriates you (whilst they have no idea why you care) doesn't mean it's about socks. It could be a myriad different reasons associated to the way your mind works. Maybe you were raised poor and had to mismatch clothes because yo just couldn't afford new ones. Maybe someone messing with your clothing makes you feel less independent or out of control. Maybe it's just that the person 6ou love is oblivious to something so obvious to you.
Little shit that screws with you isn't ever little shit, it's sand in your mental shoe. It's going to keep irritating you until you deal with it. So therapy helps. And if you live in America where Therapy is theft, just find a friend to tell stupid shit to. Might e a close friend - could be a distant friend depending on who you feel like opening up to. Just so long as you have someone you don't mind opening up to and being honest with. Hell, talk to your dog or cat or a pet rock. The most important part is talking it out and saying things out loud.
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reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where a man flipped a coin and it landed on it's side, and somehow, that gave him the power to read minds. he worked at a bank and read the mind of an old man, and found out that old man had a plan to rob the bank vault when he left that day. in the end, apparently the old man just thinks about doing that every single day though he would never do it.
7 years later, they're totally right about that murder thing. There will always be that one fan that says "Nah the victim deserved it."
7 years later. Still re-watching these. Still love them.
Watching this when I was 16 and watching it now at 21. I appreciate it so much more.
Man these are great even after a decade
Ikr, I just find myself coming back to these whenever I feel down
I am glad you are keeping it all alive and carrying on the work.
"She's probably planning to kill Sam right now"
"Oh my God, I-"
I can't be the only one who thought at first that she was gonna talk about one of her "Kill All the YOGs" schemes
RIP TB
What’s freaky is that most of the problems they talked about shrinks laughing at, are problems people most often talk about! One of my friends asked his shrink, and she said, “It doesn’t matter if they’re actually problems or not, they’re problems to you. That’s what we’re getting paid for.” I dunno if it’s true or not, but I dunno.
I mean, it's true. They -are- problems to you, and a good therapist will help you through them, no matter how small. That's the whole point of a therapist: To help you through the problems that you feel you can't open up about with your friends and family due to social pressures.
1:04 Damn, 4 kids and Jessie's imaginary wife is still smokin'
At the time this was uploaded I thought no-one would actually keep being a fan if a TH-camr were to kill, fast forward towards 2019 and people are now petitioning to free the "yander murderer" because they find her cute.
How much my trust in humanity has been lowered, you have no idea.
You really don't follow the news then. This isn't a new phenomenon. There was this really hot guy who got enough fangirls to get a modeling career straight outta probation. And to be blunt, there was O.J. Simpson.
Aria of effect ive given up on humanity at this point
Aria of effect wait what? I need some more info
@@blissfulsoul5056 I don't know if Aria is referring to this, but there are communities on Tumblr (because of course it is Tumblr) idolising school shooters. Look up "dear Tumblr school shooters" on TH-cam for videos talking about it.
TheAtomicLemon what the fuck? I don't want to live on this planet anymore, especially after dating a yandere :(
2:32
Thats because humans are almost the most destructive thinkers one time when I got my rabbit I was terrified like half of me was like I could so easily kill you right now and the other half is hiding in the corner terrified
1:51
Why is one of those cats holding a sign that says "Butts"?
I have to admit, when I finally watched a bit of the cooptional podcast for real, I was kinda disappointed that everyone didn't just look like their cartoons because I'd watched so many of them. The style for these cartoons are just wonderful, I love it. Everyone isn't just standing around stiff, it's very fluid and expressive, it's professional. Real life is boring, we need to make some alternate reality implant thing that makes this all a cartoon.
That one frame Dodger was great.
I like how Felicia is Jesse's wife
miss hearing you tb.
The animations feel so different now with TB gone.
REWt in peace,my dude.
killing someone is not a punishment, even a disfigurement is mild. Sensory deprivation and mental torture is the most vile.
How long have these comments been enabled?
Genna enabled them shortly after TB passed away.
As long as you want them to be babe.
TB: u r 2 kool 2 b 4gotten!
2:09 *Punisher joins the chat*
I miss TotalBisquick 🥲
I love these...
Sad feels time man
Cox, you are not a big fat loser! And will even call you a absolute champion... if you pick up your Skyrim play through again. That was legit fun!
Its called sliders! 💕 (A show that shows a reality where police knew peoples precongontion of murder
There's an anime called Psycho-Pass that does it as well.
Minority Report anyone?
...................soooo no-ones gonna mention why Jesse's in a butterfly costume?
In marvel comics their was a plot about the precognitive murders and its like a another civil war like the first group of heros think is correct to arrest somebody before they do it but the other heros they say its not correct
Jesse's sci-fi idea is basically Psycho-Pass
uuuu minority report
Oh gosh the fact comments are enabled are making me depressed
Thankfully, I haven't seen that many dickheads here.
Why?
What I wanna know is what’s up with the fairy bug outfit Jesse is in in this video.
It's a reference to the intro, where jesse turns into a butterfly.
Ok, thanks.
It's a reference to the Space Butterfly, which is a meme that Jesse created during the Terraria playthrough with TB. It caught on and got really popular and so it even got merch made for it. Jesse is wearing Space Butterfly pajamas in the animation.
CodeRed99911 ah. Makes sense. I apologize for my ignorance, but thanks for clearing that up. Both of you. I hope you have a nice day/night (depending on what time it is for you when you’re reading this).
I Miss TB.
We all do
The premise jesse is talking about is psychopass
What’s the podcast?
Thinking of murder is my sleeping pill
this is about betterhelp isn't it
I think Jesse would love the final destination series
my great uncle was the I-5 killer
Um quick question, what horror movie is “Jack” from
Jack the Ripper?
..... Are you really that stupid? Jack The Ripper isn't from a movie (yes, there have been movies about the topic, but) Jack The Ripper was a real historical person. Look it up sometime. They never did figure out who the murderer really was. One of the most well-known criminals in history and we know so little about him.
@Ekim Temen that, actually does sound cool
Okay, so the therapy skit is a joke, I get it. I do like it as well
BUT
Even if you think your problems are not "real" but still feel awful about them, do talk to a psychologist. Maslow's Heirarchy is a real thing, so don't bottle it up as "Not really a problem"
Many small streams makes a big river.
Indeed.
Internet trolling has been getting so much worse over the last few years, and thankfully people outside the online circle are actually starting to take seriously the amount of mental damage it can do.
Oh christ. I feel this. Imagine going to a therapist and bitching about your problems and the therapist just stares at you like, "Are you fucking serious? These aren't even real problems." lol SHIT, I FEEL THIS~! XD
_wait, is Jesse’s wife Felicia Day_
1:05
Why is the daughter crying
Because the dad talking about killing someone is upsetting her.
I must not be average then. I've never thought about or planned a murder in my head. xD
So Jessie should watch Psycho-Pass then...
Dodger predicted the pauls
Jail time
Does anyone still watch these funny videos?
It's.....Timejail......haha! got you
Rimworld is the perfect place to handle this
jesse in his buttferly costume is so cute, its a shame that totalbiscuit died
2:25 cute
0:26 goddamn O-O
I never murdered anyone. In a way, it does feel stupid do it for apparently no reason, but there are no good reasons anyway.
i'd murder Hitler.
Besides the _perfect_ murder is an impossibility. It would either require a lot of good luck or a time machine.
Hide body in polar circkle
@@PlankensenDeep woods? would be easier and would decay faster, as in at all.
just get off the beaten trail, and I mean by a lot, and place the body. eventually it will be completely consumed.
you know why you think it's impossible? because the one's that figured it out got away with it.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 But we all figured out the murder happened.
Jessie: "People think bad things, but no one acts on it ya know"
Me:.......yeah.....except the ones that do ^^;
smartass.
Theses things they are talking about really aren't real problems, but they are made problems because people are raised in sheltered environments where they didn't have to deal with bad shit happening to them or their parents focused more on removing the problems for them instead of teaching them how to solve their own problems. I am a big supporter of therapy and if you feel there is no way you can solve an issue yourself or through your friends and family, go ahead, there is no shame, still, when people say your shit at something or your an asshole ask yourself, why do you care so much? Take a step back and honestly ask yourself, why does this matter to me? I've spent a year in therapy for various stuff and trust me, this is likely one of the things you will be asked to do anyways.
At home I actually planned a murder and how to get away with it. If you want to know what I thought just ask.
4:09
It tells you right there, in the top right corner.
Papa J is the best one of the murderer family member things
There is an sci fi anime where they can predict murderus intent it’s called psycho pass
lök
What th-
there already sifi anime like that though
Well, Minority Report did the whole precognition thing nearly 20 years ago.
Thought police
2:00 I plan murder in my home tomm even though I'm just 11 years old =)
*too
Your so edgy
...you mean “The Minority Report”?
I thought the same thing^^
I was thinking Psycho Pass, but Minority Report is a classic.
Lord Vecna Well played, Undying King.
@@Ilbram_Harker Ah, another traveler to Greyhawk. Well met.
hey guys it jail time
you don't have to kiss their ass if you kill them :)
or if you wanna do it legally just engage in a hostile takeover
Why the heck is YT removing my likes on all of these videos? Anyone else that this happens to?
I love the trolls
Oh wow
I'm related to fatty Arbuckle
:P there anime like that
We miss you TB
I was like that until i kill every npc and bosses and animals
Psycho Pass..........
Nice 420
WAITAMINUTE
Don't we have a sci-fi series like that?
I mean Psycho-Pass is definitely not about technology that allows that sort of precognition stuff but to an extent, thinking about those things will probably get your Crime Coefficient high enough to put you as a Latent Criminal and get taken into an institution.
That’s the plot to Minority Report XD
Phycopass
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM PHYCO PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH IT AND THEN thank me later
Jessie needs to watch Psycho-Pass (s1 only).
To be fair. Crendor's decks are pretty bad
Ahsoka: i swear to kriff! That fancy hair skywalker
If he spends his sweet time playing baseball all day instead of helping me use the force
I SWEAR TO KRIFF I AM GONNA KILL EM "Ignite bloodsaber"
This is 4:20 minutes
A joke
Tumblr users would love this internet therapy program
10000000000000000000000000 vidiyo