A microwave, but this is the control panel: [ - ] Start [ + ] Features: -pressing the plus or minus signs adds and subtracts 1 second of cook time respectively. -this is the only way to set the cook time. -cook time is in shown in seconds only. -holding down plus sets the timer. -holding down minus toggles whether the turntable spins. -it jumps back to the previous cook time once finished. -it does the the same thing if the door is opened without pausing first. -pressing start while it is running makes it beep, this does not pause the microwave. -pressing plus and minus at the same time pauses the microwave. -holding plus and minus lets you to set the clock. military time only. -pressing minus when the cook time is set to zero takes you to the extra presets. you must press minus repeatedly to cycle through presets, as plus takes you to the options for the current preset. -the door hinges are at the top. think oven door, but upside down. -the microwave is in portrait mode
@@PolygonDonut A staircase: -all the stairs are tiled downwards slightly. -the top and bottom of the staircase are a half step below their respective floors. -it goes down 4.5 steps to a landing before going up 18.5 steps. this should make a total are 4 half steps. there are 6 half steps. -the average length of a step for this staircase is 7 inches. I repeat: the _average_ length. the range is between 6 and 9 inches. the landing is 12 inches. -the stairs are carpeted with a pattern of dark gray, light gray, and white horizontal stripes of varying thicknesses. the pattern makes it impossible to see the edges of the steps. oh, and it looks bad. -it is freestanding, away from any walls. -each step creaks. loudly. -there is no banister
@@PolygonDonut A bed: -comes up to chest height -rocking chair style feet -the mattress is stuffed with those microfine beanbag pellets, which shift out from under you until either you’re lying directly on the hard bed frame or you slide off the bed. -there is a 2 inch tall by 3/4 inch wide wooden rim surrounding the mattress, which scrapes your entire lower back when you get out of the bed and your entire body when you fall out of the bed. -you cannot put sheets on the mattress. the mattress is stapled to the sides of the frame. -there is a pillow built into the mattress, at roughly one third of total length. -the pillow is too tall and too firm to rest your head on without spraining your neck. -the pillow has a spoiler attached. -it only comes is neon orange. -it has a headache-inducing VOC smell sometimes found with new memory foam mattresses, but the smell never goes away.
A keyboard, but all the keys are joysticks. So they all move, but you have to click them in to actually use the key. Jiggling them around doesn't do anything.
@@itsgirlcraft5842 My ADHD would love a keyboard like this. I would lose my train of thought three letters into the first word and spent the rest of the day typing random letters, but I would have fun doing it! XD
I did this with a friend and we imagined something we simply called “universal silverware”. It’s a very W I D E piece of silverware, on one end it’s a fork and on the other end it’s a knife. They are both too wide to work well and when you use it the other end pokes your wrist. Also, as if it wasn’t enough, it’s concave so you can use it as a spoon, but the problem is that everything is concave so it becomes really hard to cut and the soup (or whatever) gets on your fingers when you try to eat it (since EVERYTHING is concave)
@@jamasa007 well, considering how broken was at the time, I would say kind of. Jokes aside, I know this was stupid, but that’s exactly why me and my friends did it
"Does it ship worldwide or just in North America?" "Uhm, only... Only Portugal" A little fan fact, the Azores, on of Portugal's archipelagos, still has vulcanic activity is some of the islands! You can eat stew cooked with vapours that come from the earth. I myself have never tried it out but my parents have and they said it tastes like sulphur, which does make sense.
Idea: staircase that has pistons on the bottom of each step so it'll be elevated by one stair height on complete random. Therefore, making it completely impossible to run up and down the stairs quickly.
a gun that pulls bullets out of people, even if they didn't have bullets in them before it still kills you its just... off... -also you push the trigger instead of pulling it-
I was daydreaming and I clicked on this video and the little boops at the first 2 seconds of the video immediately just made me happy and snapped me out if it wow
I remember in high school, in our design class our teacher was showing us these and making us like analyse them and stuff and as a joke (we all hated the teacher) my friend 3D printed like one of the really uncomfortable mugs and replaced her mug with it and was like “so miss, how is this mug a good idea” ( basically asking the q she asked us) long story short she was pissed but that’s for another time
Imagine a blanket, but no matter how long the blanket is or what ever your height is, this blanket never fully covers you, and your feet always stick out the end
Tie the right liwer corner to the victim's right leg and the left lower corner to the left leg, do the same with the upper corners and the arms, oh wait we weren't talking about bedframes! Meh it works either way
jokes on you I made a bot that makes an infinite obby via intense ai learning with lua and 2000 different stages I made by hand with my friends which took painstakingly long hours now you'll never finish the obby for free bobux!
microwave: sphere. stairs: varying heights and spiky bed: lay sideways, big spike in middle couch: bottom is always wet, back and arms are leather and its always hot door: slighty floppy, handle is triangle and leather and slippery keyboard: sticky, greesy, membrane, keys are random each day and all keys are blank
After I saw those memes, I had a stress dream wherein I made an "uncomfortable guzheng," (for context, a guzheng is a Chinese instrument that's similar to a harp except horizonal that lies over your lap). The thing was bent at a 90 degree angle in the middle with a string wrapped around the middle at the bend to keep the strings tight. To play, you'd wrap your hand around the part pointing "up" and then pluck the strings on the part lying across your lap. It was so strange that I forgot the dream and the memes until this video brought it back to mind, lol
Microwave. Where you normally put the food is the timer. Where there's normally a timer, is where you put the food. Only things about the size of a cosmic brownie fit inside.
Shift gets an added feature: it swaps delete, alt, escape, backspace and enter in a cycle each time it is pressed, independently of its normal function.
A bed where it’s too short, but it has a headboard and footboard, so you have to sleep diagonally to fit. That’s my real life situation right now. Help.
A washing machine, but it works like a microwave, but still spins like a washing machine. So technically and washing machine that spins food around at high speed and also give the food heat as well, giving you a battered up and perfect food.
POV: Using School chromebook. All keys are greasy and the I and A keys do not work. Screen is covered in fingerprints and half of the keys are sticky. Uncomfortable computer.
No one is gonna care but I’m gonna put in my ideas along with da video Microwave: push and hold button to make it work. Stairs: normal but really thin, like 2 inches thick. Bed: yogurt blanket. Normal blanket, but the inside is slathered with yogurt. Spoon: fuzzy spoon. Other idea: spoon with mug handle Couch: too small back rest. Big enough to be ‘usable’ small enough to not be worth using. Just uncomfortable Door: series of small doors that have to be opened individually to enter. There should be enough that opening the door should take a full 5 minutes. It also automatically closes. Keyboard: randomized keys, no letters on the keys, and it randomizes again every day
A microwave that instead of spinning the food it spins itself
Yes
the circle microwave put it on a car
They spin me like a record baby round round round round
speen
Now you just play some polish music and you’re good to go
Imagine a pencil, where both sides are an eraser, and both erasers are hard as a rock
OH GOD
Holy Fricc
this is things that make your entire nervous system scream
Officer? Yeah this one here
i have a really old pencil in my room and it's eraser is hard as hell
Uncomfortable keyboard idea: Sticky keys keyboard
When you press a key, it'll stay pressed until you pull it back up
Shift shift shift shift shift
@@unregisteredhypercam2774 me when I try to be friends with People on Minecraft
@@jonathanluk7 And then they see you stare into the void as sticky key's pop up.
Noooo
that just sounds like my xbox controller
f
Honestly, a normal microwave but it runs on 3 AAA batteries just sounds horrendous
Of course it's AAA.
No, wait. It's three AAs and three AAAs.
AAA
why are we screaming
so it runs on AAAAAAAAA batteries?
@@TantalumPolytope With each extra A it gets even smaller
The circular microwave gave me the idea of a microwave that tumbles the things inside like a washing machine
When its done it ejects the contents
Imagine you microwave a pizza or something and you get microwave bits in your food
Oh god
@@cheddar7777 😐
@@ryanhernandez8324 IM CRYING
that's a very comfortable profile pic
That's a very comfortable blixer pic
@@salad-salad8362 hmmmmm hmmmmm hmhmhmhmmhhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhmmhhahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahshahahajfmfmmgmgmfmfmffmmfmfmggmmgmmbnlnmmmnmmnmmbmbmmbmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmmnnnmnmnmnmmñnmnnmmñmnmnmnnmnnmngixjmhhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@alexanderseitz5439 are u okay buddy?
Pagan cat
Pagan cat
As is yours.
:thinking_blixer:
Imagine a microwave but it has the dimensions of a refrigerator.
Make it scream powered and put someone in, ready you've got yourself some auto-dinner
I'm getting in for science.
Microrator
that's what I was thinking lol
Legit they used to be that size
A toaster that only burns bread to the point of being unrecognisable then shoots it on the floor
DA PIZZA HEMAN
*crunchy splat*
@@MorganOgerpon_Fan wait
I see that as a potential gun that'd be banned in war
how about a normal keyboard but instead of pressing the keys down, you have to pull them up
GENIUS
Bigbfain
And you have to slide the arrow keys in the opposite direction indicated for them to work(eg. Slide up arrow key down for it to work)
Or make it so you have to double click every key
Magnetic keycaps which require a special magnetic glove to pull up and register a keypress
The trapezoid microwave is actually genius,
for this instance of course.
Better yet, have the door on the small face, and the timer on the opposite face. *inside the microwave. Under the food*
@@Tonatsi that way, you can only use it a few times
Imagine a toaster but it opens like a microwave.
Shut
A tosterwave?
...toaster oven?
@@gondolajesus4864 yes
@@fdcijugdrhj4807 yes
A tap that’s always on except when you put your hands under the water
Like the bathrooms with the automatic sensor, but its opposite. Great idea lol
@@PolygonDonut what u mean, they always active when i take my hands away and close when i put them back under
@@dinoaurus1 you are a lucky man.
@@spingleboygle ?
@@spingleboygle unlucky*
A microwave, but this is the control panel:
[ - ] Start [ + ]
Features:
-pressing the plus or minus signs adds and subtracts 1 second of cook time respectively.
-this is the only way to set the cook time.
-cook time is in shown in seconds only.
-holding down plus sets the timer.
-holding down minus toggles whether the turntable spins.
-it jumps back to the previous cook time once finished.
-it does the the same thing if the door is opened without pausing first.
-pressing start while it is running makes it beep, this does not pause the microwave.
-pressing plus and minus at the same time pauses the microwave.
-holding plus and minus lets you to set the clock. military time only.
-pressing minus when the cook time is set to zero takes you to the extra presets. you must press minus repeatedly to cycle through presets, as plus takes you to the options for the current preset.
-the door hinges are at the top. think oven door, but upside down.
-the microwave is in portrait mode
WHAT THE FRICK
@@PolygonDonut A staircase:
-all the stairs are tiled downwards slightly.
-the top and bottom of the staircase are a half step below their respective floors.
-it goes down 4.5 steps to a landing before going up 18.5 steps. this should make a total are 4 half steps. there are 6 half steps.
-the average length of a step for this staircase is 7 inches. I repeat: the _average_ length. the range is between 6 and 9 inches. the landing is 12 inches.
-the stairs are carpeted with a pattern of dark gray, light gray, and white horizontal stripes of varying thicknesses. the pattern makes it impossible to see the edges of the steps. oh, and it looks bad.
-it is freestanding, away from any walls.
-each step creaks. loudly.
-there is no banister
WTF
@@PolygonDonut A bed:
-comes up to chest height
-rocking chair style feet
-the mattress is stuffed with those microfine beanbag pellets, which shift out from under you until either you’re lying directly on the hard bed frame or you slide off the bed.
-there is a 2 inch tall by 3/4 inch wide wooden rim surrounding the mattress, which scrapes your entire lower back when you get out of the bed and your entire body when you fall out of the bed.
-you cannot put sheets on the mattress. the mattress is stapled to the sides of the frame.
-there is a pillow built into the mattress, at roughly one third of total length.
-the pillow is too tall and too firm to rest your head on without spraining your neck.
-the pillow has a spoiler attached.
-it only comes is neon orange.
-it has a headache-inducing VOC smell sometimes found with new memory foam mattresses, but the smell never goes away.
.
A keyboard, but all the keys are joysticks. So they all move, but you have to click them in to actually use the key. Jiggling them around doesn't do anything.
I can imagine that being very handy for my ADHD brain
@@itsgirlcraft5842 samd
@@itsgirlcraft5842 My ADHD would love a keyboard like this.
I would lose my train of thought three letters into the first word and spent the rest of the day typing random letters, but I would have fun doing it! XD
aight, but that "slightly too long couch" is just evil
That's literally every bench in my city
I did this with a friend and we imagined something we simply called “universal silverware”. It’s a very W I D E piece of silverware, on one end it’s a fork and on the other end it’s a knife. They are both too wide to work well and when you use it the other end pokes your wrist. Also, as if it wasn’t enough, it’s concave so you can use it as a spoon, but the problem is that everything is concave so it becomes really hard to cut and the soup (or whatever) gets on your fingers when you try to eat it (since EVERYTHING is concave)
You are concave too?
@@jamasa007 well, considering how broken was at the time, I would say kind of. Jokes aside, I know this was stupid, but that’s exactly why me and my friends did it
A bed that drops down half a foot when you pass out so you get the sensation of falling, it resets itself back to original height.
When you have a falling dream and it’s not a dream
"Does it ship worldwide or just in North America?"
"Uhm, only... Only Portugal"
A little fan fact, the Azores, on of Portugal's archipelagos, still has vulcanic activity is some of the islands! You can eat stew cooked with vapours that come from the earth.
I myself have never tried it out but my parents have and they said it tastes like sulphur, which does make sense.
CmeforT
lol i thought it was half a milion, or something, no joke
@@Derekky same???
e
@gvmbqll__ i have brought it to 70.
22k subs now
Imagine a keyboard with only the F key and the screen is a microwave
Does it pay respects?
@@purplesweaterboi4763 Sadly, *no*
@@Gramerr dammit
*insert “Press F To Pay Respects” meme*
F
@@Gramerr Does it burn the letter F onto the food
Idea: staircase that has pistons on the bottom of each step so it'll be elevated by one stair height on complete random. Therefore, making it completely impossible to run up and down the stairs quickly.
"it goes to michigan, then just straight down."
im dying lmaoooooo
You are going to Brazil
@@GM_Neo
*You are going to Michigan
pov: you live in Michigan
@@Andrewchristefor42069POV: you live in Michigan and you have a love hate relationship with the state you were born in 😂
evaworciM, reverse microwave. Produces heat from outside, inside is safe.
Toasty
That was literally in the video
Thats what happened at 2:50
Sun
Yes it was made by the Senko guy
MICROWAVE WITH THE BUTTONS ON THE INSIDE
Noooooo i thought of that before i saw this comment
You beat me to it
@@vanessasixsmith8754 We don't care, kid.
@@vanessasixsmith8754did care, did ask
6:36 I would like to propose my own:
Rounded staircase. All the steps are cylinders
9:20 also: trapezoid bed. Too small at the top so just gotta lay down and hope for the best
Lmao nice
this is so underrated thees micro waves need to be a thing
Greg Hamon OVERDRIVUUUUU ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAA
microwave bus
@@x-3688
interesting
Ahh, i see, u r a man of culture as well
@@ilovecairns5181 hIs nAME IS HARMON, NOT HAMON-
Imagine a spoon but both sides are the bottom part.
Demonstration:
()
|
Thats genius, you should draw it out and post it on my discord server
How do I do that?
@@JimFourOneTwoThree with a pencil, on paper, on a table etcetc
I don't understand cause the demonstration looks like and actual spoon.
@@dreams.5558 pretend that is a side view.
Imagine a Microwave with the control panel on the inside
Cool
Wait, thats not normal?
@@Kittneyy SILVER SPOON PFP
@@pillblenderyaoimars is now officially classified as a silver spoon. the moon is also classified as a stainless steel fork.
@@spingleboygle oh ermm that comment was made when they had a silver spoon pfp,, people change their pfp's you know,,
a gun that pulls bullets out of people, even if they didn't have bullets in them before
it still kills you its just... off...
-also you push the trigger instead of pulling it-
IM SO OFFENDED YOU GUYS ARR MAKING FUN OF CHERRY MX BROWNS >:(
@Dominic Rios yes....he's the one
@Dominic Rios Same lol
Omg it's u
What was your favorite invention? Reply to this comment with your fave
bomb
No jabob it wasn’t a bomb
me ncectro wave
the mnicrowave
WHY DON’T YOU PIN THIS
I was daydreaming and I clicked on this video and the little boops at the first 2 seconds of the video immediately just made me happy and snapped me out if it wow
My favourite microwaves were the trazoid and circle ones, since they were the only "uncomfortable" ones, the rest were just death traps.
I remember in high school, in our design class our teacher was showing us these and making us like analyse them and stuff and as a joke (we all hated the teacher) my friend 3D printed like one of the really uncomfortable mugs and replaced her mug with it and was like “so miss, how is this mug a good idea” ( basically asking the q she asked us) long story short she was pissed but that’s for another time
this sounds like when polygon was still sane.
Nail cutters with serrated edges
A table lamp but you have to constantly wind it up.
This is almost exactly what it's like to work in engineering design
"A spife is just uncomfortable"
Am I the only one who has spifes at home? They are actually fun to use!
THEY EXIST???? LIKE THE HALF KNIFE HALF SPOON???
WHAT
@@PolygonDonut i have one specifically for eating kiwis
Imagine a blanket, but no matter how long the blanket is or what ever your height is, this blanket never fully covers you, and your feet always stick out the end
Sounds like something out of SCP's universe
Tie the right liwer corner to the victim's right leg and the left lower corner to the left leg, do the same with the upper corners and the arms, oh wait we weren't talking about bedframes! Meh it works either way
@@Golden_Projects victim?
shapeshift
How many casualties died during making of this video
I had to replace them so many times by entering into a different universe and yoinking a clone of my friend and bringing them back here
@@PolygonDonut summoned them
technically speaking, all of them
@@PolygonDonut JoJo reference
how many breads have you eaten in your life?
A keyboard where the letters are actually cleverly hidden electrodes that taze you whenever the key is pressed
a microwave that spins the food like a washing machine
That’s not uncormtabke that’s detah
LHC (Large Heated Centrifuge), becomes a kinetic energy weapon even when slightly unbalanced.
Nobody gonna question the fact Oayx sent the uncomfortable microwave at 4:20 pm?
c:
@@OayxYT omg it's the funny man
0,2,4
jokes on you Roblox obby's are my specialty
free robux
@@avokadosauce2784 free robux
fredvho robbucx
jokes on you I made a bot that makes an infinite obby via intense ai learning with lua and 2000 different stages I made by hand with my friends which took painstakingly long hours
now you'll never finish the obby for free bobux!
Jokes on you, I made a nothing
You know how washing machines are top load and side load? Imagine a top load microwave.
*imagine a side load blender with a slightly loose lid*
You are a psychopath
those aren't memes, they're actually an art project and there's a whole bunch more of them :)
ive only seen a few of them, if you have a link to anymore that would be really dope!!
@@PolygonDonut www.theuncomfortable.com here you go! i think this is all of them
@@PolygonDonut agreed
This is just Carson, Traves, Charlie, Ted, and Jawsh if they were younger.
*I love it.*
the beginning of the video: staircase but taller
the end of the video: *there is always blood*
Freaked out just a tiny bit at the Made in Abyss reference. I fuckin' love Made in Abyss.
me too
ha i found one pongon
A laptop that opens automatically, REAAAAAAALLY slowly. Like five minutes on a good day
Imagine a cereal box in the shape of a sphere.
microwave: sphere.
stairs: varying heights and spiky
bed: lay sideways, big spike in middle
couch: bottom is always wet, back and arms are leather and its always hot
door: slighty floppy, handle is triangle and leather and slippery
keyboard: sticky, greesy, membrane, keys are random each day and all keys are blank
Madmen: I fear nothing, but those things
(Shows uncomfortable images)
They scare me.
A microwave that, instead of rotating the food horizontally, it rotates it vertically.
It also has the door in the bottom
should've made a rule where the inconvenient version must work
After I saw those memes, I had a stress dream wherein I made an "uncomfortable guzheng," (for context, a guzheng is a Chinese instrument that's similar to a harp except horizonal that lies over your lap). The thing was bent at a 90 degree angle in the middle with a string wrapped around the middle at the bend to keep the strings tight. To play, you'd wrap your hand around the part pointing "up" and then pluck the strings on the part lying across your lap.
It was so strange that I forgot the dream and the memes until this video brought it back to mind, lol
a stair, but it's moving endlessly in the middle of it like an escalator
Imagine a spoon, but, It's fused to second spoon creating a shell
Goodidea
The first microwave design has a spoon still in the soup bowl.
Very uncomfortable.
The cat is having a seizure when you talk
Imagine
A carpet covered microwave. On the buttons and she'll of the microwave
Stairs that are angled a bit inward so you have to bend your foot forward.
EVIL
Death
Microwave. Where you normally put the food is the timer. Where there's normally a timer, is where you put the food. Only things about the size of a cosmic brownie fit inside.
10:36 the way that hit synced up with the gif is just PERFECT
I am feling very uncomfortabled
The F.I.B. actually makes sense as an acronym
federal
informaton
bureaueahyo
This video is clearly not a bo- *explodes*
Killa Queens third bomb BITEZ ZA DUSTO
quality queen has already blessed this post
Keyboard, but the delete and backspace keys are swapped, and the shift and capslock keys are swapped as well. Sounds like a nightmare, lol
Shift gets an added feature: it swaps delete, alt, escape, backspace and enter in a cycle each time it is pressed, independently of its normal function.
@@Tonatsi Oooh, evil!
A bed where it’s too short, but it has a headboard and footboard, so you have to sleep diagonally to fit. That’s my real life situation right now. Help.
16:10 Same vibes as the cat faceplanting out of the wheelchair.
Honestly the Senko bread is a blessing
Wow! Peak video, might I say! I very much enjoyed this experience.
9:52 "look at his face, he's so harppie -.u-."
Happy I got recommended this, I like creative content like this, just subbed!
uncomfortable microwave ideo: no door and there are wheels that wont stop moving
A washing machine, but it works like a microwave, but still spins like a washing machine.
So technically and washing machine that spins food around at high speed and also give the food heat as well, giving you a battered up and perfect food.
Uh maybe for spaghetti and soup those are the only two I think would be fine
I haven’t watched the reveals yet, but someone should make a top/bottom loading microwave
TH-cam recommended this to me and I thought it was gonna be about the original useless objects. It wasn’t, but I’m not disappointed.
part 2 please i love this video
A normal pillow, but the inside is made of rock and the inside can not be seen
Everyone is just gonna ignore the made in abyss bed, huh.
A bed with a hole in the middle, so to sleep in it you either have to have your back arched in the hole, or you have to be as stiff as a board.
Anyone else just die when "bed on da roof"
Microwave but it emits the strongest radiation possible instead of microwave radiation and you can't close the door
10:36 "he is dead"
**cat has seizure**
Uncomfortable Ideas:
Microwave:
Since microwave radiation is safe,
let's make it unsafe by turning it from a microwave oven to a gamma ray oven. (very mutate and cancer)
Stairs:
Stairs with mucky and disgusting staircases.
Bed:
The bed has a pillar in the middle, so you can't sleep comfortably.
Spoon:
Thicc Spoon. Side View:
_
/ \
| |
--
||
||
Can't hold any Solids, Liquids, Gasses, and Plasma.
Couch:
Couch edgeframe. You can only sit on the edgeframe. (edgeframe means a frame that is only the edges of a specific object.)
Door:
Doorn't. The door that doesn't open but the wall does. (©️ lol)
Keyboard:
Shiftboard. All keys are [SHIFT]. Very Sticky.
Done.
I would’ve made a cloth microwave, just cover your sandwich and press the numbers drawn on the piece of clothing and boom it works
that actually sounds comfortable
"It literally just created radiation"
Yup, that's what a microwave does.
uncomfortable microwave is atleast good for blocking internet connection
That macrowave is something straight out of jackbox lol
A keyboard in wingdings and the caps are switched up and it's not qwerty
My friend and I thought of a Macrowave as a thing that would basically flash freeze things, so you've got your micro for hot and your macro for cold
so a faster fridge
how about a light switch that does cave ambience noises every time you flick it
I like to imagine the pillow stays up through pure spite
This is literally the underrated version of CallMeCarson
POV: Using School chromebook. All keys are greasy and the I and A keys do not work. Screen is covered in fingerprints and half of the keys are sticky. Uncomfortable computer.
Still better keyboard than ThinkPad T540p.
Reminds me of old CallMeCarson vids. These are hilarious and you deserve more subs
No one is gonna care but I’m gonna put in my ideas along with da video
Microwave: push and hold button to make it work.
Stairs: normal but really thin, like 2 inches thick.
Bed: yogurt blanket. Normal blanket, but the inside is slathered with yogurt.
Spoon: fuzzy spoon. Other idea: spoon with mug handle
Couch: too small back rest. Big enough to be ‘usable’ small enough to not be worth using. Just uncomfortable
Door: series of small doors that have to be opened individually to enter. There should be enough that opening the door should take a full 5 minutes. It also automatically closes.
Keyboard: randomized keys, no letters on the keys, and it randomizes again every day
Who disliked this comedy gold
This is not even gold, it's greater than gold something like netherite
@@robertspeedwagon982yes
@@robertspeedwagon982 its diamond
You Should Get Back In The Microwave.