【HANDCAM】Produce Smash or Pass
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.พ. 2024
- The objectively correct food smash or pass list.
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Crimzon Rulez:
1: Don't be a jerk, that's my job.
2: If you backseat me, I'm going to defenestrate you.
3: When someone's causin' trouble in chat, let me handle it.
4: Keep the stream about the stream. I get that you're excited about other stuff and so am I, but it's bad practice to show up for entertainment, then talk about how much you wish you were elsewhere.
5: Don't change the topic to other people. ON THAT NOTE: Don't bring me up excessively in other peoples streams. I know you mean well, but their streams are for them! So unless they're talkin' about me, don't do that!
6: Sometimes I'm gonna correct people, it's in good faith- so don't take it personally. I'm not tryin' to bully you or get you to leave, I'm just establishing the space so everyone can have an equal chance at feeling comfortable here. If I wanted you gone, I'd remove you.
7: I have a lot of opinions on a lot of things. Occasionally I'll be wrong, let me know and I'll do my best to correct it, I'm definitely not infallible.
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"this has not been my favourite experience" - ruze with smashed fruit on the floor and an axe dissolving in pineapple juice
10/10!!!
something about the hand camera really brings out the chaos in him
1:15:07 "like, i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all." is such a raw line to come from a stream where ruze chops produce in half for 90 minutes
Suggestion, start a series called Will it Axe? And make this a thing. Because this was funny as hell.
this whole stream was so wondrous!!? what did he see looking into that cabbage portal? what crimes did that cantaloupe commit to deserve such divine punishment? why was that eggplant so absurdly thicc?? and then the big red STOP on the baby sensory fruit background tying everything oh so perfectly together????
11/spicy apple SMASH + MARRY chef's kiss stream, very educational as well!!! 👏👏
RUZE YOU ARE A GEM!!!(and a little scary)
What an amazing vod I have woken up to. What fruity carnage.
this was exactly what i expected and incredibly entertaining good luck with that clean up, i died when u found that heart sticker on the cantaloupe
You definitely smashed all of those fruits into oblivion i really always love your handcam content
Amazing stream Ruze! Get some rest and let yourself recover okay
Thanks for the stream!
That was a absolute 10/10 SMASHING stream! Now hopefully you have a good pallet cleanser for all that gross stuff you ate
Thankyou for the fun stream n hoping you best of luck cleaning up all that mess!!!
Hopefully your tum tum is ok for Karaoke tomorrow lmao
❤😂
Also make a apple/rasberry/mango salad with grilled pineapple and shredded "fucked up lettuce", and use the onion/eggplant and paprika for your fried rice?😊
I do hope you rebroadcast the karaoke tho, cus I wanna see it but I can't tomorrow 😢😢
Oh..and the lemon for lemon tea?
Rip to the orange >.>
he took smash and pass literally lol
My personal timestamp for u Ruzaders. TY Ruze for your answer 1:07:35
38:10 (pretend this is a bell pepper) 🍎
As someone who took a bite out of an onion like it was an apple because someone told me not to, I finally feel seen.
underrated part of this stream: finding the tiny pink 🩷 valentine's heart on the giant cantaloupe at 1:11:08
13:50 THREW ME PLS
Thank you so much for the Stream/VOD, it's been wonderful and truly hilarious to watch.
It's really fun and would be something I'll toss it over to friends and watch it. 😆🤣
Other streamers: Oh, man, I need to eat breakfast but I also need to stream.... guess I just won't eat.
Ruze:
But raw onion is delicious, tho :/ I always eat it like an apple.
Genuinely the streamer of all time
i enjoy it
Lol. I'm gonna keep watching this idiot.
Nothing more satisfying than smashing things with an axe
Thank you for the VOD!!
More like slash or pass
Weirdly this is one of my favorite streams ever now, thank you and I'm sorry
personal timestamp 1:00:16
this stream has taught me that crimzon ruze has not bought produce for himself until now
I'm sorry but the "Mmmmmmm! Thath wath cwithpehhhh!" was so fucking funny. 😂 I love all the Ruze-isms we get every stream and the goofy dork behaviour. It's so comfy.
Stream of all time
1:20:23 ww
54:40
Ngl i wasnt sure about this one, but watching was an absolute joy. Hilarious. Otsu Ruze !!
thank you, it's very entertaining stream... Also you have a pretty cute set up
This was so chaotic and entertaining. Thanks! Also did you know that the chemicals from onions, that make you cry, become stronger when you cut off the bottom (bottom is where the roots are/were) ?
35:26 ww
1:07:35
i love that the hand axe always comes around for these handcams and that it cares enough to come to the event dressed up! do you think we can name the axe friend for next time? (PS amazing stream mr crim the vod has been very entertaining to have on while i work hehehe)
th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxN4YuN5YkxH71cZHoFYtRXnEFu5RHuQ4o?si=nraIdKv9kmzd-dOS just found a new color, its very pretty
11:16 I just really like this laugh + the response to an earlier chat comment lol.
12:38 more laughs as he figures out how to handle the axe
13:03 azure ruze jumpscare for hakka in chat "this is you" *misses*
13:52 do not eat the glitter glue ruze. RUZE.
17:25 the moment leading to the apple smash was tense, but the cut was clean!
20:02 more laughs tskr
21:12 🥭 pronunciation-mengo....
22:25 gotta reconstruct the crime scene for the 🧅 6.5/10
23:37 hopital....we did tell him not to lmao.
24:15 the beef he has with the 🧅 I'm dying + more ruze noises and suffering from eating the onion
The onion part is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on the internet.
I’ve never seen a video where the concept was taken quite so literally, and I loved every second. Thanks for putting in the effort (both you and Zephyr)
OtsuRuze! Thank you for the stream! This was a absolute 10/10 SMASHING stream, this was very fun but full of CHAOS! Have a good rest, we love you always
I’ve been on the fence about it but this stream has convinced me to buy an axe. The way it cuts through a variety of fruits and veggies makes it one of the most essential tools in the kitchen. Thanks Ruze for demonstrating without losing any fingers
the coquette axe 😭😭🤭youre cute through and through ruze 😂
If our least favorite idol told us to eat our vegetables, I'd eat them
There will be a wall of text saying "No that's bad" and Ruze will still somehow get one guyed.
leave it to Ruze to play the smash or pass card literally
My favorite moments:
6:45 💬 you mean smash with your axe right?
9:15 "f*cked up lettuce"
19:35 "you gotta get right with god"
27:16 "shallows"??
28:46 "are you prehistoric, were you around when Jurard's family was around?"
29:28 🍊 kinda thicc tho
32:38 not the Jurard slander
38:54 "spicy apple"🫑
42:04 💢 shows his stamina potion 🧪
42:55 💢 asks a serious question 🍆
45:42 💬 we need to know the exact species of eggplant
1:07:34 💢 uses x-ray vision to see the inside color of the cantaloupe 🍈
1:08:28 Azure jumpscare🟦 + Altare impression 🎇
1:14:47 💢 prefers the onion to the cantaloupe
Gallagher would be proud.
I love how his axe always has a ribbon 🎀 coquette-ifying ruru chan 🎀
had to be vod gang today but this was a lotta fun =w=
That pineapple smash was incredibly satisfying.
Thank you for the stream! I found it very fun to watch you smash stuff while I painted for class, the orange ribbon on the axe was super cute 😮
Our resident axe endorser, everyone. Not the brand.
23:12 CRIMZON RUZE HOLOSTAR FROM HOLOLIVE'S EN BRANCH DIES ON STREAM LIVE AFTER NOT LISTENING TO HIS CHAT REAL NOT CLICKBAIT (VERY SHOCKING)
Nice asmr content for when you suffeer anxiety. 11/10 healing, calm vibes. Hmmmmmm produce...
(Kidding aside, thinly sliced fried eggplant dipped in soysauce go well with fried rice... hmmmm)
WHAT IS THISSSS WHY ARE THERE VEGETABLES?!!!
OH NO I BLINKED TOO LONG ah well vod gang
Upset that no one told you that eggplant was a type of nightshade. Would have been a fun little tidbit to joke around with.
the produce sure was smashed and/or passed ty for the stream!
What a fun stream!! Thank you Ruze
Stream start : 4:50
👊Smashstamps👊
raspberry- 13:09
apple- 17:12
onion- 21:58
orange- 30:57
bell pepper- 38:05
cabbage- 51:40
lemon- 59:16
eggplant- 1:02:10
melon- 1:11:50
pineapple- 1:17:30
👅Tastestamps👅
raspberry- 13:33
apple- 17:47
onion- 23:20
orange- ... 33:16
bell pepper- 40:33
cabbage- 52:40
lemon- 56:57
eggplant- well...
melon- 1:13:20
pineapple- 1:20:04
😹Personalstamps😹
6/10 rant- 39:02
Fun stream Ruze! Good luck cleaning up! o7
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What a stream this was. I could watch you do anything and it would be a wild ride.