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Here's some more: Bluebird - Team Rocket fail to murder young adult due to terrible disguise. Volleyball - Princess Leia has existencial crisis and Bird Lesbian Lady helps her backflip away from lasers. Little Homeschool - Steven yells at cheeto puff because she didn't want to go to school. Why So Blue - Local waterbender kicks the sh*t out of two mini Regina Georges. That's all I got
Prickly pear: teen turns plant into monster by bottling up his emotions Little homeschool: cute transfer student watches desperate former celebrity fight anxious teen. SU the Movie: Steven’s mom is NOT done ruining his life
*Steven universe future:* Steven slowly goes mentally insane at the fact that people are solving their own problems and leaving him behind while trying to cope with all the burdens his dictator mom gave him.
If someone wanted me of giving a sentence summary of Steven Universe I would say: Gay space rocks raise young boy only for said boy to be traumatized by his mom’s enemies and needs therapy
*[At first, it was a toon about a young boy learning how to control his powers and going in epic adventures with his rock friends. Now, it's the story about his future, and how he'll face his problems, and learn how to keep moving on]*
I’mma do the future episodes because this is fun Little Homeschool: Boomer war veteran doesn’t want to attend preschool Guidance: Smoky the intersex alien discovers they have Quicksilver powers Rose Buds: Boy spends the day with his dead mom’s clones because he doesn’t know how to say “no” Volleyball: Boy nicknames his mom’s traumatized slave after the first thing that hits him in the head Bluebird: Team Rocket manages to pull off another terrible disguise, but only because everyone feels bad for them A Very Special Episode: Everyone fights over who gets to combine forms with their son as part of their PSA Snow Day: Clingy moms try to kill their child in deadly game of tag Why So Blue: Blue lady meets other blue ladies and tries to woo them with the art of song Little Graduation: Boy holds high school graduation and nearly kills all the attendees with his emotional issues Prickly Pair: Boy’s cactus comes to life and it also has emotional issues EDIT: More episodes are out, so I’m doing those. Also, thank you for the kind words :) In Dreams: Green friend traumatizes boy with her fan fiction Bismuth Casual: Blacksmith Hulk and bird get it on at the roller rink Together Forever: Steven wastes a bunch of food because he’s lonely and sad Growing Pains: Giant naked boy nearly destroys hospital as a response to being told he needs help Mr. Universe: Angry boy breaks into his grandparents’ home and nearly kills his father Fragments: Boy turns into Goku and fucking kills someone Homeworld Bound: Boy is scared of the pretty, pink princess that lives inside of him and threatens to take control Everything’s Fine: Pink teenage trauma victim spends eleven minutes being weirdly relatable I Am My Monster: Pink Godzilla kaiju monster is defeated with the power of friendship and a big hug The Future: Boy leaves his family and becomes homeless drifter in quest to find himself Well, there it is. That’s all, folks.
it was that one ep where steven made clones of himself in alternate timelines, but all existing at the same time. made a band steven and the stevens, then kills them all.
Because I feel like it... Steven Universe: The Movie: Rubber hose animation character gets revenge for their animation style no longer being relevent. Little Graduation: Underated character returns to kill main character, giving him anger issues. Guidance: Teenager who thinks he knows what he's doing destroys the entire ctiy. Rose Buds: Teenager thinks his sisters look like his dead mom. Volleyball: Character shows up to get help with her trauma, and just gets more trauma. Bluebird: Two haters combine to become one hater. A Very Special Episode: A PSA. Snow Day: Smash Ultimate, but everyone is playing as Steven. Why So Blue?: Teenager says continental drift was bad. Little Graduation: Hardcore shipper cannot accept the fact his ship isn't cannon. Prickly Pair: Little Shop of Horrors, again.
In Dreams: Steven and his friend write self-insert fanfiction. Bismuth Casual: When one ship sinks, another rises. Together Forever: Steven takes his first date WAY too far. Growing Pains: Therapy? What's that? Mr Universe: Man breaks into a house and his son crashes a car. Fragments: Steven just fucking murdered someone. Homeworld Bound: Ex-dictators are attempting to redeem themselves by solving jigsaws, dealing drugs and using reverse mind-control. Everything's Fine: No it isn't. I Am My Monster: Godzilla is brought back to life with a hug. The Future: Basically just crying for eleven minutes.
Little homeschool: the "perfect" quartz soldier wages war on grass Guidance: young adult encourages others to do what they want by telling them what to do Rose buds: *I AM DEAD ROSE QUARTZ* Volleyball: pink diamond's traumatised servant is nicknamed after a sport Bluebird: two gems predict the future of the show A very special episode: cool cat saves the gems Snow day: Steven is threatened by a purple version of himself Why so blue: lapis teaches outlaws how to be even more destructive Little graduation: Steven starts to die inside Prickly pair: cactus makes all Stevens private thoughts public
Gem Harvest : Gem meet boomer Jungle Moon : Non-binary vs Wild (+hallicinations) A Single Pale Rose : Kid goes inside his mom to learn about his other mom who is actually Batman. Now we're only falling apart : Roleplaying turns you gay.
The uncle grandpa crossover was actually foreshadowing Uncle grandpa: Don’t worry kid, none of this is canon. But this is! *Shoots cannon* Sadie and lars: Oh no! Our ship! *HMMMM*
Here’s the same thing but with Steven Universe Future: Little Homeschool: local boy has fight with girl Guidance: guy tries to help people and fails Rose buds: local boy finds 3 clones of his mom Volleyball: boy tries to help a one eyed girl Bluebird: 2 lesbians become 1 lesbian to kill boy A very special episode: boy overbooks life Snow day: boy plays tag with himself against his will Why so blue: boy helps ease 2 girls Little graduation: local boy traps all his friends Prickly pair: boy fights overgrown cactus monstrosity
Decided to do everything you said at 0:51 Pilot: Non-canon skull destroys a donut shop. Shorts: Lion Loves to Fit in a Box: Unless a dumpster counts, he doesn't. What Are Gems?: You tell me. We Are the Crystal Gems: Steven creates the anthem for a rebellion. How Are Gems Made?: They come from the cliffs and they're stealing the plants. Unboxing: Steven reviews a bag while his moms beat up a plant. Fusion: When two lesbian rocks love each other very much... Cooking with Lion: Steven teaches you how to make sushi. Gem Karaoke: Steven gets a copyright strike while Connie has stage fright. Steven Reacts: The show parodies its viewers. Video Chat: Steven breaks a laptop while trying to prove two characters exist. Steven's Song Time: Steven teaches you how to play a guitar. Steven Universe the Movie: Pink strechy lady attempts to destroy a planet because she has PTSD, but she forgets she has PTSD. Steven Universe Future: Little Homeschool: Underrated character doesn't want to go to school and mows the lawn, which makes Steven mad. Guidance: Steven enacts communism. Rose Buds: Steven offends a subspecies by having PTSD. Volleyball: Steven nearly kills his mom and his mom's servant by using his mom's powers. Bluebird: Greg gets a haircut. A Very Special Episode: Babysitting a demon and being a PSA makes for a great PSA. Snow Day: Steven can't go to work so his moms play tag. Why So Blue: Two blue ladies are destroying planets, so Steven asks them to go to school. Little Graduation: Non-binary character saves everyone from pink dome caused by Steven's emotional trauma. Prickly Pair: Steven beats up a cactus because it tattle-told on him.
The movie: boy finds out his dead mom abandoned another child on an island in space. Which proceeds to try to kill him but instead presses factory reset on everyone and now boy has to reenact traumatic experiences to recover their memory. Also kill you syrup was put in the earth that somehow healed very quickly.
A single pale rose: Stets uniu finds out that his mother was the dictator that his supposedly shattered and also that one part where bird shapeshifted.
Sum of whole series: Dictator fakes death and dies during birth,then lesbian aliens take care of kid and sing and dance and “save universe” while scaring homophobic parents
Steven Universe the movie: *Magical girl Micky mouse impales Earth with a bowling pin in order to rage about her parental figure leaving her in the Maryfield parking lot*
“Nonbinary badass challenges rich boy to a dance off” is my favourite Probably because I’m NB and not attracted to men lmao Edit: Nevermind, “Man trespasses to get some gussy,” is now my favorite
Steven Universe Future: Episode 1: Steven gets mad at a delinquent gem. Episode 2: Steven gets mad at gems trying to do their jobs. Episode 3: Steven gets mad at representations of his mother. Episode 4: Steven gets mad at an automated pearl customization service. Episode 5: Steven gets mad at a conflicted lesbian pair Episode 6: Steven gets mad at an Onion Episode 7: Steven gets mad at his family treating him like a child Episode 8: Steven gets mad at two blue lesbians doing their job. Episode 9: Steven gets mad at his friends growing up. Episode 10: Steven gets mad at a cactus.
Episode 11:he gets mad when get a nightmare Episode 12:he gets mad when got hitted Episode 13:he gets mad when got exploded Episode 14:he gets mad when growing now Episode 15:he gets mad when drive in van Episode 16:he gets mad when attack the gem Episode 17:he gets mad when escaped in homeworld Episode 18;he gets even mad when starts a transformation Episode 19: he is a MONSTER! destroy right NOW! Extra Episode:he say good bye and leave the second movie:HE RETURNS
I am very happy to see I got a cameo (4:06)! I'm sure Rose's Scabbard had a ton of options given to you for summaries since it's such a well-known episode but I am glad you found mine to be good enough to read!
I did this for Future, God knows why. *Little Homeschool:* Steven argues with indignant war criminal about how uneducated she is, while still having no formal education himself. *Guidance:* Amethyst empathises with and reaches out to recently rehabilitated war veterans and helps them integrate into normal life again; Steven decides that isn't allowed. *Rose Buds:* Pink ladies invade Steven's personal space. *Volleyball:* Competitive servitude. *Bluebird:* Oliver Twist causes mayhem. *A Very Special Episode:* Steven fucking dies. *Snow Day:* The Gems learn what growing up is, despite knowing a grown man for at least two decades. *Why So Blue?:* Blue ladies singlehandedly cause climate change, purely for shits and giggles. *Little Graduation:* Steven wishes he had his own human zoo. *Prickly Pair:* Hostile gardening. *In Dreams:* The wacky world of fanfiction. *Bismuth Casual:* Panic! At The Disco. *Together Forever:* Secondhand embarrassment abound. *Growing Pains:* Steven relives childhood trauma while getting a routine checkup. *Mr. Universe:* Greg trespasses and breaks into a house to prove to Steven that lazy parenting is good. *Fragments:* Steven commits aggravated assault and involuntary manslaughter. *Homeworld Bound:* Steven turns to genocidal tyrants for help, but all they can offer him are steroids and weed. *Everything's Fine:* No it isn't. *I Am My Monster:* Godzilla (2014) *The Future:* It's bright.
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*_[... you didn't talk enough about the Rubies though...]_*
do you think you'll do a vid on infinity train book 2?
Steven Universe Future: boy needs thearpist.
Little Homeschool: Jasper finally smiles.
Movie:
Steven has to deal with his mom’s problems 2: electric boogaloo
Crack the whip:
Amethyst *has self confidence*
Jasper "wait that's illegal"
Little graduation: Steven is sad cause his ship isn’t canon
Omg yesss XD
Here's some more:
Bluebird - Team Rocket fail to murder young adult due to terrible disguise.
Volleyball - Princess Leia has existencial crisis and Bird Lesbian Lady helps her backflip away from lasers.
Little Homeschool - Steven yells at cheeto puff because she didn't want to go to school.
Why So Blue - Local waterbender kicks the sh*t out of two mini Regina Georges.
That's all I got
Uncle grandpa was right
OMG IM CRYINGGG
YES
Prickly pear: teen turns plant into monster by bottling up his emotions
Little homeschool: cute transfer student watches desperate former celebrity fight anxious teen.
SU the Movie: Steven’s mom is NOT done ruining his life
“Pink diamond makes a fursona” IM DYING
Your username is probably accurate at this point.
Cloud Lion yep probably
Green rock proclaims that it's her turn to go on the Xbox
Sum up entire series in one sentence: Young dictator fakes her death, dies in childbirth and traumatizes the universe.
Yes
*Steven universe future:*
Steven slowly goes mentally insane at the fact that people are solving their own problems and leaving him behind while trying to cope with all the burdens his dictator mom gave him.
Nice profile pic
*It SuRe Is BoRiNg ArOuNd HeRe*
Nice double meaning in that last word
The whole series: Gay space rocks cry and sing
*INHALES*
Why are you so right.
Featuring: Mommy issues!
Am I the only one who thinks that this is the show in a nutshell in six words
Also featuring Anxiety and depres!sion
And fight
Steven universe future: Local teenage boy needs therapy
You should add teenage pink boy
true
Came here to say she should totally do the movie & future. It would be a short vid, but you've written the script.
"Sister traumatizes her younger brother by cosplaying his dead mom"
why is this morbidly accurate
Because that's literally what happened oh god my poor baby 😭
You know, relistening to what Amethyst says in that episode, i think she viewed Rose as a parental figure too before she entered the exit
Morbius accurate
Ikr?!
The one you chose for The Question was great but I'm still going with mine:
Eternal flame baby gets rowdy
It's beautiful( also happy new year)
Hell yes
Hoooooooo boi.
The Movie:
Magical girl Mickey Mouse threatens teen, then befriends them, only to attack them again.
Or
The movie:
The Alien bipedal equivalent of Hachikō attempts to assassinate teenage half-alien Gandhi and his lesbian friends.
All of these are true.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The movie: A fucking pink Jenny the teenage robot clone tried to destroy earth because her master ghosted her and reincarnated herself into a child
Or old animation Attacks new animation because she was an Abandoned project by Disney
Another way to explain “Change Your Mind” is:
White: You’re a child!
Steven: No u!
Change Your Mind: Reverse Uno Card edition
Okay boomer
@@rontanamo_bae okay zoomer
Nora Trainor
White: *o shit your rite*
If someone wanted me of giving a sentence summary of Steven Universe I would say:
Gay space rocks raise young boy only for said boy to be traumatized by his mom’s enemies and needs therapy
Gavin Lee : D I think u mean “Mom’s enemies AND said Mom”
Local boy experiences an identity crisis while space lesbians raise him: the musical
themaan you absolute genius
@@the-ma-an Gavin Lee
You both are absolute geniuses they're sO ACCURATE AHH MY POOR BOY
Noice pfp 👌
Prickly Pair (Steven universe future): Steven gets mad at a cactus
Cactus turns on creater
Little Shop of Horror but with an emotionally damaged child
Frankenstein or the modern cactus.
steven vents to a cactus
getting flower donut is worth destroying your home for fifty seventh time
*[At first, it was a toon about a young boy learning how to control his powers and going in epic adventures with his rock friends. Now, it's the story about his future, and how he'll face his problems, and learn how to keep moving on]*
And how we need to start a go fund me for Stevens therapy sessions even though Greg is rich
I’mma do the future episodes because this is fun
Little Homeschool: Boomer war veteran doesn’t want to attend preschool
Guidance: Smoky the intersex alien discovers they have Quicksilver powers
Rose Buds: Boy spends the day with his dead mom’s clones because he doesn’t know how to say “no”
Volleyball: Boy nicknames his mom’s traumatized slave after the first thing that hits him in the head
Bluebird: Team Rocket manages to pull off another terrible disguise, but only because everyone feels bad for them
A Very Special Episode: Everyone fights over who gets to combine forms with their son as part of their PSA
Snow Day: Clingy moms try to kill their child in deadly game of tag
Why So Blue: Blue lady meets other blue ladies and tries to woo them with the art of song
Little Graduation: Boy holds high school graduation and nearly kills all the attendees with his emotional issues
Prickly Pair: Boy’s cactus comes to life and it also has emotional issues
EDIT: More episodes are out, so I’m doing those. Also, thank you for the kind words :)
In Dreams: Green friend traumatizes boy with her fan fiction
Bismuth Casual: Blacksmith Hulk and bird get it on at the roller rink
Together Forever: Steven wastes a bunch of food because he’s lonely and sad
Growing Pains: Giant naked boy nearly destroys hospital as a response to being told he needs help
Mr. Universe: Angry boy breaks into his grandparents’ home and nearly kills his father
Fragments: Boy turns into Goku and fucking kills someone
Homeworld Bound: Boy is scared of the pretty, pink princess that lives inside of him and threatens to take control
Everything’s Fine: Pink teenage trauma victim spends eleven minutes being weirdly relatable
I Am My Monster: Pink Godzilla kaiju monster is defeated with the power of friendship and a big hug
The Future: Boy leaves his family and becomes homeless drifter in quest to find himself
Well, there it is. That’s all, folks.
All these are fantastic
All of these are very accurate and great
Andrew Oxford and Pearly P Thank you!
Also Rose Buds: *ssssssSLUMBER PARTYYYYYYYY!"
Beautiful I’m dying of laughter right now!
“I’m dying, I am dying! I am dead. I am dead Rose Quartz!” Heheheheheheheh
For kikis pizza delivery service i would have said
"It aint easy, being cheesy"
“Steven Universe Future” aka the reason why Steven needs therapy the show
watermelon steven:
"steven accidentally creates a cult"
i feel like this isn't the only time he did this for some weird reason, could anyone help
it was that one ep where steven made clones of himself in alternate timelines, but all existing at the same time. made a band steven and the stevens, then kills them all.
Prickly Pair: Therapist doesn't know doctor patient confidentiality
Escapism: Steven finds out he is Jesus AND Mohammed.
GIORDANO LUCENTI
IM....
IM SORRY?
I-
@@floofkiniguess1026 What?
GIORDANO LUCENTI
i genuinely started cry-laughing at that comment lmao
B Y E
The movie: abandoned pink jester wants to kill everyone.
And
n e c c s t e v e n
7:36 “JASPER”
Read that as soon as it appeared
😂
ﾌa𝓈ᴇᵖᵉᖇ!
*_[the perfect way to wrap up the decade]_*
Ruby [Doc] Lmao
Truly
@@ConnieMaheswaran1202 *salt teach a meat bag to die*
* *y* * * *e* * * *s* *
Steven’s birthday:
*FETUS DELETUS*
My favourite one
Because I feel like it...
Steven Universe: The Movie: Rubber hose animation character gets revenge for their animation style no longer being relevent.
Little Graduation: Underated character returns to kill main character, giving him anger issues.
Guidance: Teenager who thinks he knows what he's doing destroys the entire ctiy.
Rose Buds: Teenager thinks his sisters look like his dead mom.
Volleyball: Character shows up to get help with her trauma, and just gets more trauma.
Bluebird: Two haters combine to become one hater.
A Very Special Episode: A PSA.
Snow Day: Smash Ultimate, but everyone is playing as Steven.
Why So Blue?: Teenager says continental drift was bad.
Little Graduation: Hardcore shipper cannot accept the fact his ship isn't cannon.
Prickly Pair: Little Shop of Horrors, again.
In Dreams: Steven and his friend write self-insert fanfiction.
Bismuth Casual: When one ship sinks, another rises.
Together Forever: Steven takes his first date WAY too far.
Growing Pains: Therapy? What's that?
Mr Universe: Man breaks into a house and his son crashes a car.
Fragments: Steven just fucking murdered someone.
Homeworld Bound: Ex-dictators are attempting to redeem themselves by solving jigsaws, dealing drugs and using reverse mind-control.
Everything's Fine: No it isn't.
I Am My Monster: Godzilla is brought back to life with a hug.
The Future: Basically just crying for eleven minutes.
Fragments: Steven thinks that uncontrollable rage is a controllable murder weapon,and Jasper is murdered.
“Invader Zim doesn’t understand Earth’s weather” LMAOOO
i was looking for this comment XD
5:53 Oh my God, it’s funny because it’s true.
😂
Snow Day: Three space rocks chase adopted teenager while looking like him.
Little homeschool: the "perfect" quartz soldier wages war on grass
Guidance: young adult encourages others to do what they want by telling them what to do
Rose buds: *I AM DEAD ROSE QUARTZ*
Volleyball: pink diamond's traumatised servant is nicknamed after a sport
Bluebird: two gems predict the future of the show
A very special episode: cool cat saves the gems
Snow day: Steven is threatened by a purple version of himself
Why so blue: lapis teaches outlaws how to be even more destructive
Little graduation: Steven starts to die inside
Prickly pair: cactus makes all Stevens private thoughts public
Gem Harvest : Gem meet boomer
Jungle Moon : Non-binary vs Wild (+hallicinations)
A Single Pale Rose : Kid goes inside his mom to learn about his other mom who is actually Batman.
Now we're only falling apart : Roleplaying turns you gay.
Garnet’s universe: two lesbians in a trenchcoat have an LSD trip
The uncle grandpa crossover was actually foreshadowing
Uncle grandpa: Don’t worry kid, none of this is canon. But this is!
*Shoots cannon*
Sadie and lars: Oh no! Our ship!
*HMMMM*
When it rains: small rock convinced a bigger rock is going to end the world.
Gem drill: small rock was right.
Here’s the same thing but with Steven Universe Future:
Little Homeschool: local boy has fight with girl
Guidance: guy tries to help people and fails
Rose buds: local boy finds 3 clones of his mom
Volleyball: boy tries to help a one eyed girl
Bluebird: 2 lesbians become 1 lesbian to kill boy
A very special episode: boy overbooks life
Snow day: boy plays tag with himself against his will
Why so blue: boy helps ease 2 girls
Little graduation: local boy traps all his friends
Prickly pair: boy fights overgrown cactus monstrosity
A boy confronts a giant space dictator who thought everything was perfect and changes her mind in the end
Change your mind
"Dewey wins"
No, he didn't 😂
"Beta"
Amethyst finds out that Jasper is professional bodybuilder😂
1: Gussy
2: we do not, NOT, mention say uncle
3: Distressed orphan deals with abandonment issues by beating up estranged brother (the movie)
The movie: Magic teenager learns that a floofy haired space slinky wants to murder him from being ghosted by his now dead mother.
Decided to do everything you said at 0:51
Pilot: Non-canon skull destroys a donut shop.
Shorts:
Lion Loves to Fit in a Box: Unless a dumpster counts, he doesn't.
What Are Gems?: You tell me.
We Are the Crystal Gems: Steven creates the anthem for a rebellion.
How Are Gems Made?: They come from the cliffs and they're stealing the plants.
Unboxing: Steven reviews a bag while his moms beat up a plant.
Fusion: When two lesbian rocks love each other very much...
Cooking with Lion: Steven teaches you how to make sushi.
Gem Karaoke: Steven gets a copyright strike while Connie has stage fright.
Steven Reacts: The show parodies its viewers.
Video Chat: Steven breaks a laptop while trying to prove two characters exist.
Steven's Song Time: Steven teaches you how to play a guitar.
Steven Universe the Movie: Pink strechy lady attempts to destroy a planet because she has PTSD, but she forgets she has PTSD.
Steven Universe Future:
Little Homeschool: Underrated character doesn't want to go to school and mows the lawn, which makes Steven mad.
Guidance: Steven enacts communism.
Rose Buds: Steven offends a subspecies by having PTSD.
Volleyball: Steven nearly kills his mom and his mom's servant by using his mom's powers.
Bluebird: Greg gets a haircut.
A Very Special Episode: Babysitting a demon and being a PSA makes for a great PSA.
Snow Day: Steven can't go to work so his moms play tag.
Why So Blue: Two blue ladies are destroying planets, so Steven asks them to go to school.
Little Graduation: Non-binary character saves everyone from pink dome caused by Steven's emotional trauma.
Prickly Pair: Steven beats up a cactus because it tattle-told on him.
These are all amazing
Thank you for your services to humankind
The "mows the lawn" got me. 😂👌✨
"boy avoids telling his best friend that he's a wanted war criminal"
well she ends up knowing that anyway
"So Many Birthdays: Boomer is a mindset" SET ME OFF
Still not giving up: Steven uses singing about how he needs therapy as therapy
Omg yesss that song is honestly so underrated, it's the closest we'll get to him singing about his feelings 😭
8:43 "The Birth of Jesus Christ 4 B.C. Colourized" That got me lmao
*_she's not wrong_*
MEE TOOOOOOO LMAOOOO
Cat Fingers: This is the movie Cats but animated and even more creepy than the original.
Say uncle: D:
No more explanation needed
I just realized Steven does the thing with his hands whenever someone says ‘My Diamond’
Omg look 0:24
OMMMG YESSS
😨
0-0
Steven Universe Future episode 1: “Little Homeschool”
Teenage Gandhi gets into a fight with and beats up a homeless and unemployed war veteran.
The movie: Steven wants to be happy, pink alien that his mom ghosted ruins some of it.
The Movie: 16-year-old boy and space rocks stop space rock with a weapon.
Wait-
The movie: boy finds out his dead mom abandoned another child on an island in space. Which proceeds to try to kill him but instead presses factory reset on everyone and now boy has to reenact traumatic experiences to recover their memory. Also kill you syrup was put in the earth that somehow healed very quickly.
The movie:
Pink lady tries to murder her master's son.
Dewey Wins: No he didn’t
Oh that one killed me
I love how the one for say uncle isn't even a joke or badly explained
The movie: Boy talks about how everything's great till mickey mouse ruins it then becomes great again.
Rocknaldo: This weird fry- human hybrid tells boy that his "Best friend" is only in because she's his girlfriend
Prickly Pair: Steven is so depressed that he makes friends with a cactus.
A single pale rose: Stets uniu finds out that his mother was the dictator that his supposedly shattered and also that one part where bird shapeshifted.
Sum of whole series: Dictator fakes death and dies during birth,then lesbian aliens take care of kid and sing and dance and “save universe” while scaring homophobic parents
Alternative title: Gay earth rocks die and come back while alien boy helps local eco system to not worry about his therapy
3:05 "Secret team: Lesbians in a gay panic"
I'm SCREAMING....
“14 years old boy roasts the hell out of boomer and stops war”
Me:Is this Magnus Chase?
*Change Your Mind: local 14 year old boy dances with a pink copy of himself.*
"Communication Hub causes lack of communication"
W O W
BOI
Steven Universe the movie:
*Magical girl Micky mouse impales Earth with a bowling pin in order to rage about her parental figure leaving her in the Maryfield parking lot*
"Arcade Mania: video game addiction destroys town"
Boomers: *nods of approval*
Nobody going to talk about "14 year old boy roasts the hell out of a boomer and stops war"
Recap of Steven Universe: the movie: alien with anxiety tries to destroy world
“Nonbinary badass challenges rich boy to a dance off” is my favourite
Probably because I’m NB and not attracted to men lmao
Edit: Nevermind, “Man trespasses to get some gussy,” is now my favorite
My favourite is Fetus Deletus
Oh boi fresh *C Ö M Ə D Y*
Happy Roaring 20's part 2!
Electric Boogaloo
WELP this didn't age well
Protect Steven from being Curoupted into Wormy Boi.
Start the petition
@@cloudlion1610 Yesss! Hugs Steven
All of Future right now:
"Angsty teen denies therapy"
Omg i love how you put denies YES ;w;
"Dewey Wins"
"No he didn't."
Lmaoooo 😂
True though
Dewey Wins
-No he didn't
Me: *WHEEZE*
The marriage part of a divorce is optional.
Pink diamond: *happiness noises*
12:10 holy heckin crap that animation is so cute!!
Steven Vs. Amethyst: Steven and Amethyst have a battle to see who has the lowest self esteem
these are all Florida newspaper headlines
Pilot: Boy takes advantage of time travelling device and roasts people.
I’m actually crying with laughter! Thanks for including me, I think I did a pretty good job describing Sworn to the Sword. Happy New Year!
Yours was great!!
Not_in_the_mood_right_meow And accurate!
Alternate description for Gem Harvest
Steven and theGems meet Greg’s cousin, Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
6:05
*THIS*
*WAS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR*
Steven's birthday:Fetus deletus. That got me laughing i lost my voice for a minute
6:50 Blue Katara i nearly died
Rose Buds: Teen's dead mom's look-a-likes haunts him and becomes their brother when he is also their mother.
Steven Universe Future:
Episode 1: Steven gets mad at a delinquent gem.
Episode 2: Steven gets mad at gems trying to do their jobs.
Episode 3: Steven gets mad at representations of his mother.
Episode 4: Steven gets mad at an automated pearl customization service.
Episode 5: Steven gets mad at a conflicted lesbian pair
Episode 6: Steven gets mad at an Onion
Episode 7: Steven gets mad at his family treating him like a child
Episode 8: Steven gets mad at two blue lesbians doing their job.
Episode 9: Steven gets mad at his friends growing up.
Episode 10: Steven gets mad at a cactus.
Episode 11:he gets mad when get a nightmare
Episode 12:he gets mad when got hitted
Episode 13:he gets mad when got exploded
Episode 14:he gets mad when growing now
Episode 15:he gets mad when drive in van
Episode 16:he gets mad when attack the gem
Episode 17:he gets mad when escaped in homeworld
Episode 18;he gets even mad when starts a transformation
Episode 19: he is a MONSTER! destroy right NOW!
Extra Episode:he say good bye and leave
the second movie:HE RETURNS
@8:43 WHY IS THIS SO FREAKING FUNNY!?!
4:31 Lia about to die from laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am very happy to see I got a cameo (4:06)! I'm sure Rose's Scabbard had a ton of options given to you for summaries since it's such a well-known episode but I am glad you found mine to be good enough to read!
Me too Ruby
@Volant Valors Oh thanks!
10:56 Omg that’s perfect 😂😂😂
Mirror/ocean gem - the one that cemented the show
"steven stabs a traumatized war veteran then tells his family about it" good gOD-
Long story short:
Lesbian Crying Space Rocks that sing.
Rose's Scabbard:
Boy's mom comes out as gay and cries about being friendzoned
I did this for Future, God knows why.
*Little Homeschool:* Steven argues with indignant war criminal about how uneducated she is, while still having no formal education himself.
*Guidance:* Amethyst empathises with and reaches out to recently rehabilitated war veterans and helps them integrate into normal life again; Steven decides that isn't allowed.
*Rose Buds:* Pink ladies invade Steven's personal space.
*Volleyball:* Competitive servitude.
*Bluebird:* Oliver Twist causes mayhem.
*A Very Special Episode:* Steven fucking dies.
*Snow Day:* The Gems learn what growing up is, despite knowing a grown man for at least two decades.
*Why So Blue?:* Blue ladies singlehandedly cause climate change, purely for shits and giggles.
*Little Graduation:* Steven wishes he had his own human zoo.
*Prickly Pair:* Hostile gardening.
*In Dreams:* The wacky world of fanfiction.
*Bismuth Casual:* Panic! At The Disco.
*Together Forever:* Secondhand embarrassment abound.
*Growing Pains:* Steven relives childhood trauma while getting a routine checkup.
*Mr. Universe:* Greg trespasses and breaks into a house to prove to Steven that lazy parenting is good.
*Fragments:* Steven commits aggravated assault and involuntary manslaughter.
*Homeworld Bound:* Steven turns to genocidal tyrants for help, but all they can offer him are steroids and weed.
*Everything's Fine:* No it isn't.
*I Am My Monster:* Godzilla (2014)
*The Future:* It's bright.
SU Future: *_Organic Jacket makes you want him to have therapy_*
XD
Bluebird: When your haters tries to attack you in disguise but fails miserably.
Jail break: Two lesbians in a trenchcoat try and sneak into an R rated movie only to end up fighting Hulk Hogan
**I Understood That Reference*
@@laurendyer2838 good
The movie: sentient rubber band tries to destroy the earth using pink coolaid.
The movie: bipolar mickey mouse who gets ghosted by kid president forces gay space rocks to watch a recap episode
Little Homeschool: Retired soldier still wants to fight and doesn't want to go to school.