Me: "These guys keep screaming, insulting and shooting each other every other second. Are they really friends?" Video: 8:30 Me: "Yeah, they're friends"
Horace: "someone gave me a boomerang for christmas but i dont want it" Herbert: "why dont you throw it away?" Horace: "ive been trying to for the last fortnight"
this is top notch quarantine videos honestly the replayability is insane on each one of your videos and I'm pretty sure i've rewatched your entire arma antics series at least 5 times god bless you hope you're safe
yeah the bulgarian space program is still in its early development in several years maybe we will be ready with a proper launch site or at least a blueprint of one
1:19 fun fact you DO get a participation medals in the military! such as the "Good Conduct" Medal for being a good little boy for 2 or 3 years of service ^^
"It is all aboard the down rank train." Nodern, you are going to be stuck in Silver status for a long time and somehow, it will be pure luck that you manage to get out of Silver rank. Considering you aced an entire team like it was nothing. XD
Why do I feel like whenever you lot play something its a contest to see who manages to be the most oblivious. Aside from Nordern of course, he has no competition in that category.
7:43 that's when you message then back and tell them "it's not cheating if I'm not actually in a relationship with you". It's great for making them do a wtf.
Grim EoD joke - Guy asks if the EoD gets nervous about being wrong when defusing a bomb. EoD guy shakes his head, 'I'm either right, or it's very suddenly not a problem anymore.'
I watched this video while sober, and without sound... Moral of the Story: Nordern's content is much more funny and worthwhile if you view it WITH sound... and while drunk. Edit: Side note, I've never been motivated to play CS:Go, more than seeing that these hijinks can be had.... with friends, and while drunk. MAIN OBJECTIVE: Achieve friends, Also, never had to correct my own typos this much. 9th shot of vodka, GOOOO!!!! =D
1 year later i forgot about this video and nordern gets an ace see i told you guys he can toggle and my god the lag is making my spelling as bad as moti's
Nordern, I don't know if I am the only one to say this or not, but you should have a grenade face-off with Soviet just to see who throwing arm is the worst.
Nordern and his clan should have a face-off with the ZF clan on CSGO
That would be some top-tier shit
Oh yes
Liked your comment - we must make this idea as visible as possible
Cue Edberg murdering everyone...regardless of side
Is that fair if so they should do a flash bang only round
"Do you think people get medals for not disarming bombs?" Yes, it's called a purple heart.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Maybe a bronze star.
Also, if it's disarmed improperly its suddenly not their problem anymore
I see Nordern's crew and ZF went to the same school of aiming.
Whats that pray and spray
Especially that flashbang class
Spray control!
Nordern crew is part of the ZF
You can’t play braindead when you have no brain
Random neighbour goes BRRRRRRRTTTTT
Must be a Romanian in the morning or late in the evening. Maybe even a Bulgarian.
It sounded like an A10 was firing its GAU next to you.
@@OVH_Schultz Yep
That crosshair exists somewhere between "stupid" and "good."
Read: It's terrible.
that crosshair is good for smoke lineups, not so much for aiming tho
@@applehack97 its just getting used to, any crosshair can work for if you know how to use it
@@julianviefers6703 Try my thicc boi Alpha Crosshair. cl_crosshairthickness 10 (iirc)
@@julianviefers6703 then go use crosshair 0 in the console
there is the let the hand of stalin guide your shot crosshair. no lines, just the words across your screen.
There are latitude lines shorter than your crosshair. Jesus...
The worst part is the crosshairs changes almost every clip!
Technically latitude 90* north and 90* are of exactly zero length, but point taken.
Me: "These guys keep screaming, insulting and shooting each other every other second. Are they really friends?"
Video: 8:30
Me: "Yeah, they're friends"
That’s why I love playing games on Xbox because you meet random people who can just mess around and have fun like that
Horace: "someone gave me a boomerang for christmas but i dont want it"
Herbert: "why dont you throw it away?"
Horace: "ive been trying to for the last fortnight"
i just learned what means fortnight! i feel so proud of myself
@@necchirivas1536 I just googled fortnight and my mind has been blown
2 weeks
"Nyetflix"
Send her to the gulag.
-mom, can we have ZF Clan?
+we already have ZF Clan at home
*ZF Clan at home:*
This makes perfect sense holy shit
I have the best victory Screech.
i agree
Facts.
Btw what sound clip did you use for your victory screech?
@@opticalduck2587 Predator roar.
Yes
this is top notch quarantine videos honestly
the replayability is insane on each one of your videos and I'm pretty sure i've rewatched your entire arma antics series at least 5 times
god bless you hope you're safe
Search up sovietwomble
@@bridge2far927 Ah trust me I've already watched those several hundred times
@@eatingyourselfalive ok dad
Nordern: *throws a flashbang*
Also Nordern: "Lemme get a good look at tha... oh dammit not again!"
yeah the bulgarian space program is still in its early development
in several years maybe we will be ready with a proper launch site
or at least a blueprint of one
seems to me their space program consists of a pack of c4 and an idiot XD
don't go so hard on moti
1:00 nice ace.
*_now repeat 664 times just to reach gold rank_*
Nice ace
1:19
fun fact you DO get a participation medals in the military! such as the "Good Conduct" Medal for being a good little boy for 2 or 3 years of service ^^
i am more triggered by the inconsistent cross hair than the entire screen cross hair.
the enemy can't predict my shot patterns if not even i know what i'm going to shoot with.
"It is all aboard the down rank train." Nodern, you are going to be stuck in Silver status for a long time and somehow, it will be pure luck that you manage to get out of Silver rank. Considering you aced an entire team like it was nothing. XD
That nyetflix joke made me laugh... I'm disappointed in myself
I gonna add that joke in My Book "how to annoy your friends/partner 101"
@@sarcastic_slob It actually made my friends laugh too
I thought it sounded like Nep saying it, but I'm not sure
Your becoming more like womble every video
But im still enjoying it
Btw it’s not a bad thing
And my comment will show up about as often as a Soviet Womble video! Nordern does have a better upload schedule.
4:30 "Victory screech" (Opens a portal to the underworld)
Morning dude. Appreciate another upload. Love the vids
I can feel the madness spreading
Ok but that nietflix joke was top tier. That was hilarious. I didn't see it coming at all
0:55 - 1:04
norden: omai wamo shinderu
the entire enemy team: NANI
That sneeze classifies as Aboose.
That crosshairs provides accuracy stats to at least +9999 points '-')b
+ nordern grenade skills are remarkable as always XD
0:54 The Epic Throw
I just got my first gaming pc yesterday and then you upload CS. Perfect timing, I'm gonna use this video as a guide on how to play
Tip use this a do not do guide not a do guide
Love it. Alternative title: Nordern Strike: Salt and Pain
I am comment
Cheater :)
I am reply
I am bread
Nordern: barely every gets hit
Me: pulverized before I can even see the enemy
7:18 I don't hear a drill, but something much worse... closing your eyes makes it a lot more worse...
Someone being anally pounded at Mach 4
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS NEXT STATİON:ANAL DEVASTATİON
Good morning. Always good to start off the day with a fresh and hot mug of csgo bullshit in the morning. Thank you for this blessing
Why do I feel like whenever you lot play something its a contest to see who manages to be the most oblivious. Aside from Nordern of course, he has no competition in that category.
4:58 It was nice playing against you m8
The flash bang at 8:11 was perfectly time for an ad on my end. The flash gos of and intently an ad for taco Bell starts to play.
Norden is almost like Soviet, they never fail to entrain me.
7:43 that's when you message then back and tell them "it's not cheating if I'm not actually in a relationship with you". It's great for making them do a wtf.
I felt bad that my reaction time in CS is around 950ms.. but your vid made me feel so much better about that :D
Lmao as soon as the flashbang went off so did a google chrome ad and the transition was perfect lmao
7:08 HEHEY IT IS VADIM BLYAT! XD
That last joke was so bad my headphone restarted themselves to forget it
I was having a bad day but this actually made me smile so thanks Nordern
HAPPY BIRTH DAY Nordern AND NORWAY!!!!
Nordern: CSGO is the most infuriating game ever.
League of Legends: Allow me to introduce myself
One antic a day keeps The depression away
I wonder when Womble an Northern will be in one video again o3o
Have they been in the same video before?
@@legoworris they've been together in some arma videos from both channels
@@davidallendominden4948 cool, do you know wich?
@@legoworris m.th-cam.com/video/59EjwdMYnTo/w-d-xo.html
Nordern can be heard at the end
m.th-cam.com/video/QOMm19KEAms/w-d-xo.html
@@davidallendominden4948 Thanks!
Loved the bad pun at the end
'there guun, there left right......!!' classic
ZF and Nordern's clan would be an epic faceoff
That damn victory screech though
This is great, he's like Soviet but less british, more uploads and sometimes actually good in the game.
Grim EoD joke - Guy asks if the EoD gets nervous about being wrong when defusing a bomb. EoD guy shakes his head, 'I'm either right, or it's very suddenly not a problem anymore.'
Monster seems like a fun gal.
Nobody:
Sophia: *Daddy pfp*
At this point nordern is just a sovietwomble that posts more
Me: (hears drilling) VADIM BLYAT!
Nordern couldn't throw a rock into a lake if his life depended on it.
Norden jeg elsker dine videoer, de sjove, geniale og redder min dag, forsæt det gode arbejde 😁
>BTR-60
>pug of the *tank* world
good job
I want you to know I sat through a five minute long anime ad just so you get all the support.
Also got the noti 15 minutes ago.
It is incredibly appriciated, like genuinely, people watching AD's are the reason i can do this near full time, so thank you!
I watched this video while sober, and without sound...
Moral of the Story: Nordern's content is much more funny and worthwhile if you view it WITH sound... and while drunk.
Edit: Side note, I've never been motivated to play CS:Go, more than seeing that these hijinks can be had.... with friends, and while drunk.
MAIN OBJECTIVE: Achieve friends,
Also, never had to correct my own typos this much. 9th shot of vodka, GOOOO!!!! =D
Nyetflix.... grooaan! XD ^^
He blinded himself with a flashbang and instantly I got a Google Chrome ad
Norden evil laugh is to much😂
That victory screech sounded like a T-rex or something
1 year later i forgot about this video and nordern gets an ace see i told you guys he can toggle and my god the lag is making my spelling as bad as moti's
That flash in 8:12 transitioned into an ad for me... They are evolving and I hate it
*Victory Screech* CALL THE EGZORCIST
Everyone says Nordern and his friends should face off against Sovietwomble and ZF, but I think two teams made from mixing the two would be better
1:22 thats called a purple heart
This is really entertaining.
Victory screech
*Predator noises*
Wishing you a blessed future 🙏🙏
Modern when you kill the whole team that was very funny 😂😂😂😂
Nordern, I don't know if I am the only one to say this or not, but you should have a grenade face-off with Soviet just to see who throwing arm is the worst.
A video without any garbage sponsorships?
It's a fucking miracle!
In Russia we don't even watch Netflix, we have ivi
1:50 Snipor Man
"I'm and american. I'm the minority."
That probably goes under the list of things he didn't think he would ever say or hear.
Fairly sure that this "victory screech" at 4:31 is actually a Predator roar (Yautja) 😆😆😆
It is indeed!
@@Nordern Nailed it ! 😆
7:18 That is very very relatable
Me: *russian*
Sophia: *NyetFlix*
Me: *rofling around*
Nordern should've pressed Ctrl+enter
Victory screech...
*Proceeds to summon satan*
Nobody :
Leviathans in Subnautica : 4:34
4:33
when he opens gates of hell
WE NEED ZF AND NORDEN TO COLLAB
7:15-7:40 ... Is that Vadim making himself a nusiance on a channel other than Boris'?
In the words of the boris,, VADIM BLYAT !!!!!!
As funny as these people are, I just have to admire that clutch
Finally, an entertainment in these trying times...
Well done, my discount-Sovietwomble. Well fuckin' done.
I think they also struggle with the bomb defusing
They get tempted to mill each other when that happens
Nordern is like a cross of Fitz and Sovietwomble.
I see that Mocksybren have the Halo music !!
For the UNSC !!!
And the Spartan Group Omega !!!!!
The thing that didn't make sense in this whole video was that he had a good nade
still you deserve the sponsor money BUT thank god a day without raid ad xD
this is like watching soviet wombe, but worse.... The comedy is fucking golden
As a Scots alchae (Scottish alcoholic) I can agree
JESUS NORDEN I CAN LANED A PLANE ON THOSE CROSSHAIRS