Spore but evolution continues to fail
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2018
- Time to play god in Spore, I am not a good god
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The Kill Me has an uncanny ability to float because the planets gravitational force rejects their DNA and the heavens will not have them either
lmaoo
This is canon.
This deserves to be top comment
Or maybe they are propelled by their self hate.
I’m gonna sob.
"How does the bone structure work?"
"It doesn't."
That was hilarious.
it's science we were never meant understand 🤣
It looks like they all accidentally got paper drinking cups stuck on their heads.
5:00 “Go on then attack us! Leave your child an orphan then!” Jesus Christ that’s a good threat. 💯/💯
Imagine if the first sentient life we find in the universe is this shit
We kill it, no questions asked, no pondering on the ramifications of our actions or the moral or ethical stance of the event, we just kill it.
If anything we find anywhere looks a little close to what Kevin creates, then we declare Jihad on them.
That's why space exploration requires caution.
Fek run away
yung malaria make more memey For Honor vids
What if Spore is really controlling the evolution of creatures on some alien planet, and their technology is so advanced that they got us to do it for them just by playing Spore?
You look like a news reporter super nervous to be on tv for the first time
That's how he normally looks
Well, I can’t argue with that logic I mean when he’s right he’s right
He always looks nervous, I guess it is a sideffect of amnnosia.
Tbh, I think he looks like an Irish MatPat lmao
so cute
Space stage will be even better for you because you can:
-Destroy entire planets
-Get your allies to attack other planets for you
-Create epics (the supersized creatures) to wreak havoc on other planets
-Destroy other planets ecosystems
-Trigger pirate raids on other planets (although you have to have been the warrior archetype from your previous stages to do so. If you complete your civilization stage by killing everyone you will unlock it.)
-Drop asteroids on other people's cities
-Mutate other species you find
The best part is having your allies attack your other allies, and convincing your other allies to attack the allies you sent to attack them in the first place.
Wait, really?? Every time I get to the space stage, save and exit, it resets me to the civilization stage. Damn it
@@BentleyS6336 This is an old post but I'll try replying. I play Spore from a disc and never got the patches so mine had quite a few bugs.
I had a bug similar to yours where I would try evolving to the next stage, and it always crashed me. However, it only happened on one world. If you've only ever tried to go to space on one world and this happened, then try making another world and see if it still happens.
If you're having this bug on all planets I really don't know how to fix it. If you have it on disc EA has some sort of download manager that you can use to install the patches. That might fix it.
and to be a true hunter, befriend the grox so everybody hates you
Don't forget scientist archetype where you have a super weapon.
Only Kevin manages to make a creature look like two creatures...
You haven't watched NerdCubed
Want to bet
Kevin is like a crazy scientist
Kevin, blink twice if that picture of jim is holding you in his basement
Jim can hold me in his basement anytime.
@MeefHere same
Yo same
TTC
😐😑😐😑😐
I hope my parents are proud of me for watching educational documentaries instead of doing my homework
AngryFruit same
"And here we see a group of purple levitating sentient pears yelling at the ground, in their natural habitat"
Great. Now I'm emotionally attached to this species
me too I hope they will survive
I'm sure they will. What could kill them?
@@1umbreon4life themselves
Jim doesn't make mistakes
He makes happy little accidents
*Cuts to the screams of innocents being massacred in thousands*
@@rebecasandstrom6526 XD
who is Jim?
@@jayemdoubleyou jim pickins
JayEmDoubleyou how dare you?
Last episode of spore name Needs to be " Spore but Darwin was wrong"
*Evolution. More like Spore Ragnarok*
This needs more likes. even if it is 3 weeks old
This is the comment of the century.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG
i know where this is going…
Kicked out of existence.
"I want him to be like a modern car. He's got a reversing camera back here."
*puts an eye on its ass*
Me: dead
0:51:
"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with smooth purple flesh where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into
legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil
gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.
Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing
whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the mind of Jim Pickens, whom kevin created
because his time was badly spent and he must have known unconsciously that he could do it better.
At least the others are safe at last.
Jim will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet Jim hasn't won, simply he has
taken his revenge.
I have no mouth. And I must scream. "
-Unidentified 'Kill me'
More like Bore Ragnarok, am I right guys?
wat
Best reference.
Holy shit is that a motherfucking I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream reference
Best short history.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Kill Me should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The Kill Me, of course, flies anyway because Kill Mes don't care what humans think is impossible. -Bore: Ragnarok
1:55
This should not work
Is that a quote from the Wasp Movie, the Bee Movie's lesser known sequel?
3:07 I'd be scared too if I saw that thing moving slowly towards me
4:54 when you studied hard for a test but still failed
I'm crying. XD
And as we all know, on the second day, God created this
*AAAUGHHHHAUUUUUAAAHGGHGAAUGH*
*After watching a few seconds* I fear what would become of us if Kevin was our creator....
We would all be evil.
I don't know if I should be saying this but he did make us we would originally all be migets and we would all have the urge to fight and god would be 6ft tall and he would laugh at all the tiny migets fighting
It would explain A LOT if Kevin was our creator...
Imagine your knees being twelve feet in the air, and your mouths on the bottom of your feet.
meme cow You could just eat while walking, imagine the time it would save!
what if *jim pickens* is *kevin* from the future
What if Kevin is Jim Pickens from the future?
What if jim pickens is Kevin's wife?
We need a lab!
Clearly Kevin IS Jim Pickens, he just had to go into hiding and got the Grim Reaper to make him a new body.
What if Kevin is jim pickens from the future?
KristiyanG that really confused me
I can't look at these creatures move around without imagining the jetsons flying car noise.
God help whomever gets stuck with Kevin in an apocalypse
I didnt realise how cute he is until now haha... Id be happy to spend Fallout with him :)
you should get some more acoustic foam, make some stencils and spray paint jim onto it really big so he can absorb your sound
lmao why is this so funny
it's spelled soul not sound
oh yeah my b
*Checkmate Atheist!*
You mean the only one that's left after watching Kevin's first two videos?
You're right, there is no god, because he is dead and kevin killed him
Cute pic!
Omg how do I combat this???
Crap
I couldn’t stop laughing when he said they were meat balls!!!
13:44 "this is just for spore-t"
Oh no...
Stylist-Sin oh yes
What if Kevin was God and made shit like this in his spare time
we would all be dead or oppressed in a matter of minutes, while being mostly non functional.
@*Gasp I wouldn't suffer these creatures are beautiful
Well he'd be angry that he didnt kill us yet, all the disaster's and we still live, he made us go through the ice age, ice age again, the plague, we just missed a solar flare in 2012, I can go on i have a whole list of disaster's with me
*Spore: Ragnarok*
Kevin: the kill me tribe
Me, an intelectual: "i have a mouth and i must scream"
an intellectual who misspells ‘intellectual’
lol just giving u a hard time. it was too easy!
They shouldn’t give Kevin this kind of power 😂
Yeah, he was already bored of designing life after 5 minutes hahaha
Kevin you and your videos literally make my day everyday. Thank you!
the only wholesome comment on this entire channel
Kevin, whhyy do you have flopping screaming slightly suggestive angry eggplants? Oh right....you're kevin.
Oh man! The new No Man's Sky update looks great!
Spore, more like, SBore Ragnarok
Thanos blobs
No you didnt!
Yeet teet SBore Ragnorak, more like Bore Ragnorak
Bore ragnorak? More like, More Ragnorak!
Spore? More like Sbore Ragnarok! Am I right guys?
stef12121999 FECK OFF
Am I right guys? More like Bore Ragnarok? Am I right guys?
yes u are
stef12121999 correct
Satan hell yeah
2:05 oh my god I can't breath, just the collection of one sinking through the floor, the other vibrating aggressively and the weird noise they made is Killing me-
“GO GET THE BLOODY SPI-”
If you do this again and you really want to piss about then you might want to use the command codes.
Just press Ctrl + C (It might be Ctrl + Shift + C, try both).
"adddna" gives you resources in build mode every time you use it. (Evolving, dressing up, and building vehicles/buildings)
"freedom" lets you add infinite objects to creations
adddna only works on evolving)
Nah I've used it when building houses trust me
(but i am gonna double check quickly)
ya it definitely works (unless an add-on kevin might have stops it)
Then i might have written it wrong)
And freedom never worked for me so i downloaded the Unlimited Complexity mod)
wow evolution has came this far
Call me Kevin creating meatballs B.C 90 colorized 6:45
1:05 Kevin literally manifested the phrase talking out of your backside into a real thing
One of the creatures me and my friend made did a really quick nazi salute every time they captured a city. When we noticed it the first time we literally died of laugter.
3 billion years perfected into a simple game.
Omg I was dying when the little fecker laughed and kevin zoomed in😂
The screams of pain kill me everytime lmao
Spore But Evolution Was A *SUCCESS*
And now you can see how *Mark Zuckerberg* has been created.
*All hail Jim Pickens*
CptJack PL underrated comment
That’s gold brah
Z U C C
Shout out to Kevin's parents for looking at the baby him and immediately realizing what it would be and naming it properly
Soldiers when the trees speak vietnamese: o_o
Russians when the snow speaks Finnish: 0_o
Rockabus when the trees start screeching: 0_0
I'm convinced the Irish race consists of 5 people and their God conor McGregor
Irish race 😂
Is it a 3 legged (master) race
It does.
No, the Irish God is obviously Jim Pickens
Race?
Spore, But devolution IS evolution.
Now, THAT is a great title.
more like BORE RAGNAROK, am I rigt?
This is probably still my favourite series/video on the CallMeKevin channel
4:23 "A rival tribe of Rockabu, they'll never defeat the Kill me tribe." I'm laughing my butt off rn!!
Printer ink is popular as a return because there are so many different models, and that causes people to buy the wrong thing. They open the package, notice that it doesn't fit, and then they return it.
What has this got to do with the video?
@@stephaniescott4359 the more you know
Thank you for this very insightful information, kind sir.
@@som3random72 I'm just here to help
This is the most random comment I've ever seen
9:53 your creature is part slug, part gazorpazorp, part jar jar binks
I accidentaly paused the video before it began, and now I just have the image of Kevin being the most friendly looking door to door salesman ever trying to give me a pitch for his new religion, The Cult of Jim Pickens... and hes honestly doing a good job
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT YOU HAVE JIM ON YOUR WALL
It’s the supreme leader
Of corse he dose
The Beginning
1 In the beginning Jim Pickens created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Jim Pickens was hovering over the waters.
3 And Jim Pickens said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 Jim Pickens saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 Jim Pickens called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.
6 And Jim Pickens said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So Jim Pickens made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 Jim Pickens called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9 And Jim Pickens said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And Jim Pickens saw that it was good.
11 Then Jim Pickens said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Jim Pickens saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day.
Henry Gorrill no light is bad
@@scottjewell911 Yes i agree
Then jim put all the sinners in cages in his basement. Glory be to the Father
This is one of the best comments I've ever seen
Sign me up for this religion.
Wonder if Jim Pickens is the leader of the Grox...
It would explain a lot.
Every video we see you talk, you look more and more confident and it's great to see like this.
Keep it up!
0:50 I'm reporting for nudity!!!
Lol "...he's just a little blob!"
I love these new live-kevin intros. keep up the good work, kevo.
Man I'm so glad I found your channel. It's feckin amazing.
Kevin, i feel like i get you on personal level. The dark humor, The murderous intent, just being an awful yet inspiring person. Because of that, im waitikg to watch thia episode until im high af. Only then Will i get the pure joy of you being a monster as i devolve from the normal human mindset. You my sir are a hero.
This video made me laugh more often than any other video in a long time. Thanks Kevin.
Why Kevin haven’t 10000000000000 subscribers
I dont know maybe it is the fact that he
Because there’s only 8 billion people on our rock
Kevin in andromeda galaxy
This had to be one of the best intros and its so true
ggcookieking 64 your picture is so adorable. I legitimately subscribed to you because of it.
My god I'm crying with laughter. This made my day thank you so much
You have got to make more of these. Fecking hilarious
More babies
*Makes babies go to war*
Religion? more like Bore: Ragnarok
This is the hardest I've laughed from a youtube video in a long time, keep it up! 😀
I NEED MORE
He's wearing the same outfit as our Dear Leader!
OMG he is!! How did I not notice this?!
Evolutionary perfection? Here's perfection: 0:00
No not Kevin; Jim Pickens
Mannnn I hope Kevin makes more of these I’ve rewatched em a ridiculous amount of times
I have waited eagerly for more Spore!
Thanks for more spore!
I knew there was a perfect civilization
your legit the funniest youtuber ive seen! You never fail to make me smile
I think Spore creatures are Jim Pickens ancestors.
God please make more spore videos and by God i mean Kevin
Love the vids
"I don't even need you for meat anymore, this is just for SPORT" jfc lmao
This was fantastic as always Kevin you are so god damn hilarious keep them coming
Can you do another Detroit become human but you fail the QuickTime events like you did with mike in until dawn
*continues to be perfect
Your videos make me laugh more than anything ever did
I wish I got as much joy out of little things as Kevin does.
Lord and Savior.
and
*"The Spazzberries taste like Spazzberries!"*
I need more things like this, *great channel*
My god, I was struggling to breath while laughing the entire vid
Catholic Irishman ?
*_DEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULTDEUSVULT_*
Fuck no. Begome orthodox stop being heretic
ave maria.
@@viniciusyugulis7278 I'm Muslim 😅
no no , seriously
@Honest M'aiq
SEIZE YOUR HERESY
PerFECKtion
The Nostalgia just hited hard, Spore was a big part of my infancy and teenage years.
I just love watching kevin videos everyday