Audiobooks are NOT Real Books

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  • @helens8977
    @helens8977 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +681

    "We understand you can't always find the time but if you do it adds to the discussion." Sounds like my actual bookclub.

    • @henbane2247
      @henbane2247 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +88

      You just want to punch him don't you.

    • @bob_the_bomb4508
      @bob_the_bomb4508 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

      As someone who reads a lot, I’m feeling slightly smug :)

    • @wendynine-sc2sv
      @wendynine-sc2sv 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Hilarious, the look when they put the earphones on!

    • @lunasky5635
      @lunasky5635 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      My last book club devolved into a wine -drinking ladies night out. Was happy to move away from that town

  • @87worms
    @87worms 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +510

    "What did your ears do?" is not a sentence I thought I'd ever hear 😂

    • @christopherfleming7505
      @christopherfleming7505 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

      Sounds like a sentence you'd encounter on Duolingo 😂

    • @87worms
      @87worms 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      @christopherfleming7505 It really does! I think I had something like "My grandmother is hiding in the blue bin" once

    • @meehall3960
      @meehall3960 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      Maybe they held up his reading glasses

    • @87worms
      @87worms 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@meehall3960 Wow, such hard work

    • @christopherfleming7505
      @christopherfleming7505 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@87worms In my Polish course I had the following sentence: "pingwin pije wino." Translation: "the penguin drinks wine." WTF?

  • @ElysiumCreator
    @ElysiumCreator 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +412

    Lads, I just can’t follow this video. Please re-release it in Audio-book form whenever you can.

    • @polygonalmasonary
      @polygonalmasonary 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Funny 😂👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

    • @mickeysanders74
      @mickeysanders74 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Perfect comeback.

    • @drot13
      @drot13 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      And it must be narrated by Stephen Fry...

    • @OlssonDaniel
      @OlssonDaniel 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      The subtitles are great so you can just read it, if you don't have time to listen to it. 🙂

    • @johannebaker9730
      @johannebaker9730 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂

  • @yasaminwhy8212
    @yasaminwhy8212 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +304

    I'm an audiobook narrator, not sure whether to feel victimised or INCREDIBLY powerful now

    • @cjsky5822
      @cjsky5822 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Do you listen to your own narration but at the same time, Not listen to your own narration? If so then you know how it feels to be us.
      Of course, if you are distracted by the sound of your own voice telling you a story, you might what to seek psychiatric help. 😅

    • @daftirishmarej1827
      @daftirishmarej1827 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Powerful!

    • @timearly8333
      @timearly8333 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      Oh, so you’re the author!

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Thank you for many hours of lovely book listening. You are POWERFUL.

    • @lud3445
      @lud3445 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'd say both

  • @tehczmych
    @tehczmych 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +190

    I listen to loads of audiobooks while kniiting... so I connect those books my knitted garments. So when I think about any book, it is like: yes, I remember that one, I was knitting those fluffy red mittens for aunt Mary then...

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      I do that with CDs and car journeys. Florence and the Machine always brings back camping with my daughter in Glenties.

    • @thienkimnguyen1260
      @thienkimnguyen1260 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I feel you, though it's with music. I went to uni by bus, which took about an hour, so i usually put on my headphone. Even as i type this comment, i'm remembering a specific song when the bus went through a location on its route, the time, the sky, the trees ect.

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@thienkimnguyen1260 It's actually really good for the memory; if you can link two experiences together in your head you are splicing something into your mind in two different, but connected, ways. I used to get students to try it when they had something to memorise.

    • @nocturnalizzie
      @nocturnalizzie 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      For me, it's usually the nail art I painted while listening! But also sometimes more random things like repainting my kitchen, sewing some pillowcases, or baking pumpkin bread for Thanksgiving. :)

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I sleep to them. Romance ones which is funny because that's the one genre I cannot stand reading but they do make for very peaceful dreams.

  • @ahumanmerelybeing
    @ahumanmerelybeing 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +294

    As someone who mostly consumes books aurally while doing housework out of a need to feel like I'm being productive, I'm feeling very condemned by "What task were you doing while reading it?" 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +116

      I wrote that line, and it's about me

    • @anaalves3658
      @anaalves3658 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @LeRoiEnJaune
      @LeRoiEnJaune 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      While I'm at work and on the clock for me. 👍
      (Look, you gotta stay engaged to be efficient, and between obsessing over pallet dimensions or listening to Plutarch's _Parallel Lives_ I know which one, at least on the face of it, is going to keep me more engaged.)

    • @lewismcdermott3024
      @lewismcdermott3024 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      I mean, it's better than consuming books rectally.

    • @ashassassin
      @ashassassin 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Oh yeah. That one hit way too close to home.

  • @SandraOnCloud9
    @SandraOnCloud9 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +204

    I know the problem of light traffic! You just can‘t listen to the book long enough! That‘s when you‘ll find me sitting in my car in front of my house listening to the audio book which will end any second now…😅

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +78

      I've done that, and people are like "is he okay"

    • @spacecaptain9188
      @spacecaptain9188 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

      You could always take the dog for a good long walk. My dog LOVES audio books!

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      The comedy slot on BBC Radio 4 does that for me. I don't want to miss the best bit.

    • @CS-ol7wo
      @CS-ol7wo 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Gotta at least read to the end of the chapter!
      (Makes me loathe books with long chapters now though 😂)
      And I ❤❤❤ the ones that put the book into 3 min tracks!
      Modern problems smh

    • @TheFeldhamster
      @TheFeldhamster 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      My audible subscription still has not 100% recovered from Covid. Before Covid, I'd listen to the 1 free audiobook every month during my commute. Between 2020 and 2021 I ended up doing so much home office that by 2022 I had a whole year's worth of unconsumed balance on my account. I am FINALLY down to a balance of only 3 books.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +103

    Ok but the posters behind everyone IS SENDING ME 😂
    ‘Well played, lads!’ is too limiting as a compliment. It’s beyond brilliant.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      Cheers mate

    • @stefanjacasha7566
      @stefanjacasha7566 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      You can’t get paper cuts from a kindle either guys…

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @ What do you ears do when you read the Kindle? 😂

  • @DPXerxes
    @DPXerxes 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +66

    Hog's script for this one:
    -_tongue click_
    -_empathetic grunt_
    -_whispering:_ no
    -hm
    -oooh

    • @ivetteareli960
      @ivetteareli960 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I know!!!! I wanted to see and hear more of him 😢 ❤

  • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
    @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +97

    The book is the Snob's "Apres le Seelaaance"!!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      I would LOVE the Snob to narrate a book. I wouldn't have hair left by the end of it, but... actually no that sounds terrible 😂😂😂

    • @anniesoernym
      @anniesoernym 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      It IS! 😲🤩😆 Good catch!

    • @sarah.bea.
      @sarah.bea. 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I have actually read (yes, with my own eyes) that book 😄

    • @katharinaeveliina
      @katharinaeveliina 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Haha, yes, I thought of him immediately when Foil showed his real book.

    • @LunaStic10
      @LunaStic10 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂Oh yes 🤩all we need is Snob as the narrator. He should really join this book club.

  • @mickeysanders74
    @mickeysanders74 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

    Great storytelling. Focusing on the eyes added to the tension and drama. Excellent technique. Reflected the tendency of human nature to get judgy and somewhat elitist when someone is at variance from the group think. The acting, filming and editing were top notch in this video. So far in 2025, the stories, sets and filming techniques are a cut above. Though, no wig for Hog in this one. Kudos to FAH.
    I still prefer the act of reading a physical book. I've been a voracious, some would say compulsive, reader since I learned to read nearly 70 years ago. When our kids were young we used to listen to books on tape on road trips. Multiple cassette tapes to be kept in order and carefully placed in and later removed from the tape player so as to not destroy the tape. We didn't use earphones, so for one sweet, shining moment, we were all tuned in as one. Good times.
    I seem to remember there was a time in FAH's past when the books threw a party and would not let the audiobook join in with them, asserting that an audiobook was not a real book. That tide has apparently turned with the times.
    Have a great week everyone. I'll reconnect with you all next Thursday. - Mickey

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      Thanks Mickey, thats a lovely nostalgic picture you paint with the cassette tapes. Interesting how some technologies can bring us together

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      You know ... podcasts seem to have overtaken audiobooks, I just realised, so they might also be nostalgia soon. Podcasts give the reader the illusion they aren't alone, with the chatty tone and usually more than one speaker, and listeners can be more fannish about it than books.

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Cassette tapes, now that was a joy. I did actually possess ONE book on tape once upon a time. Do people still do anything resembling a mix tape?

    • @ulrikkeT
      @ulrikkeT 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      I guess that'd be playlists on Spotify

    • @paultuck
      @paultuck 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      For me, cassette audiobooks were solely consumed on childhood family trips while travelling in the car. We had three books and repeatedly listened to them on trips to Scotland, Wales or France.

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +81

    The simultaneous "Hi Simon" made it sound like an AA meeting.
    Audiobooks Anonymous 😂

    • @mickeysanders74
      @mickeysanders74 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Greetings, Sam. I hope your summer is going well. Here in the US we are experiencing bitter cold this week. - Mickey

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@mickeysanders74Our summer is going pretty weird actually! The other week it SNOWED! Like for real!!! Then it was too hot. The poor planet right now is so confused 😅
      Sorry you're having to live with bitter cold days atm! Here, have some fire to warm you up 🔥😊

    • @tobiMelka
      @tobiMelka 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      You mean "Hi SIMON! ", right?? 🤨😁 I agree otherwise✌️

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @tobiMelka OMG I'm so used to calling him Stephen haha!!! Lemme edit that

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Good catch on AA.

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

    "She's fallen asleep... reading!" Hog, with contempt, as an angry Irish mother.

  • @bzilla8566
    @bzilla8566 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    1:15 Genre shift from skit comedy to psychological horror.

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    "You can't get a papercut from an audiobook" 😂😂😂😂

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +55

    Poor Hog getting all dressed up in a suit, all for an "Ahhh" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chapoule
      @chapoule 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@SamFAHntha He does look great, though!

    • @tobiMelka
      @tobiMelka 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Yeah... who does need lines when the blue suit speaks for you 💙👌

    • @rossini138
      @rossini138 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Maybe it’s from another video 😛

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@chapoule Oh he looks fookin fantastic

  • @RhondaofTheVale
    @RhondaofTheVale 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    I was tasked with selecting and buying the first audio book (talking books) collection for my public library - on cassette. Imagine listening to 7 cassettes and halfway through the 8th the tape is chewed up by your player. Glad you get to find out who done it these days.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Feels like when I watched 23 out of 24 episodes of a show called... 24.

  • @andrewtolmie5565
    @andrewtolmie5565 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    As a Deaf avid book reader, thumber of real paper books, I find this very funny!! Keep up your good work lads!

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

    The cross eyes were not necessary, but very much laughed at, thank you Foil 🤣

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      Then they were clearly necessary

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@foilarmsandhog...... sorry I don't believe in logic and facts ✋😌

  • @sammyberry859
    @sammyberry859 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    Round of applause to whoever made the signs they are perfect

    • @lexicornix7530
      @lexicornix7530 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Except for the "it's" where it should be "its".

    • @wisteriapetalsinthebreeze
      @wisteriapetalsinthebreeze 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lexicornix7530
      That's part of the beauty of the skit. These audiobook listeners do not read, so they need not know proper spelling. Based on their reactions, they probably comission Stephen Fry to make audio recordings of emails, presentations, and reports to send to their bosses.

  • @Zdravko-x8c
    @Zdravko-x8c 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +126

    It’s crazy how this book isn’t blowing up yet. The Censored Guide to Wealth on Bovolorus is packed with real gems.

  • @samurijder9550
    @samurijder9550 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

    Stephen fry is a very good narrator, can't blame them there..
    Cheers from the Netherlands!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'll have to give him a try. Robin Miles is my favorite.

  • @Gemma.618
    @Gemma.618 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    There aren’t many sketches I come back to every day, but I did with last week’s one. I absolutely loved it!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Thanks Gemma, it's one of favourites in a long time. Wish we could have a set like that every week.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Me too!! Absolutely loved it! It reminded me a bit of their Worst Job on the Battlefield sketch - and that's one of my favourites!

  • @katiesmith9482
    @katiesmith9482 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I often have to take the audio book route to get the thing read in time for book group. But one time I accidently listened to a radio play version with a different (and happier) ending - it made for a confusing discussion I can tell you!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      What!! Thats gas

  • @ACEM1306
    @ACEM1306 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    Cat got Hog's tongue? Sore throat? Oath of silence? 😂

    • @leszekkadelski9569
      @leszekkadelski9569 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      A lost bet, perhaps?

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Maliciously edited out? What could he have done to Arms?!

  • @markbeecroft-stretton3314
    @markbeecroft-stretton3314 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    Reading the book AND listening to the audiobook.....is that going the whole Hog?!!.....I'll get my coat...

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      My sister does that Simultaneously! I bought her a year subscription to audio books.
      One day I askd which book she was listening to, and she said she was waiting for the physical book to come in.
      O_o
      What ever gives one joy :)

    • @andreagriffiths3512
      @andreagriffiths3512 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was funny! But yes, guilty of that on occasion. I like non-fiction so it really helps with technical things. I’ve got a shark book in paperback that I’ll be reading and listening too next.

  • @TerezatheTeacher
    @TerezatheTeacher 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    "by it's thumbnail" is amazing attention to detail, I love it

  • @emilys.6787
    @emilys.6787 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    Haha, brilliant 😂 I remember the German audio books for Harry Potter read by Rufus Beck. They were so funny, cause he ran out of different voices at one point and started reading the characters in random accents instead. Madame Pomfrey suddenly sounded French, Snape Russian and for Lupin he chose to do the weirdest pauses in the middle of sentences, haha
    Have a wonderful day!

    • @TerezatheTeacher
      @TerezatheTeacher 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      And Fred and George sound creepy af always saying long sentences in unison! Why???? Btw in French audiobooks, Ron speaks with a lisp. Very unfair to give the boy a speech impediment he doesn't have in the books!

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@TerezatheTeacher How do you know it wasn’t in the book, who read it to you?

    • @sophieb.1287
      @sophieb.1287 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, the German audiobook was awful! Don't know how said "OK" to that crap to be published. On the other hand that's why I heard the version of Stephen Fry over and over again. And again. And again.... That is voice acting at its finest!

    • @Cara-39
      @Cara-39 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      This is the only time I wish I understood German because that sounds hilarious!

  • @Melhappens
    @Melhappens 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    I for one enjoy adding to the dust mite sheltering totem pole balanced by my bed.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      You too! There's a pair of you in it

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@foilarmsandhog That's my best reading time. If you fall asleep reading a real book, at least you can pick up where you left off next day. Whereas an audiobook will just keep going. Confusingly.

    • @AmandaKMason
      @AmandaKMason 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Steffibear267 that's why I use the sleep timer.

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AmandaKMason ?? Yes, I'm actually going to ask it...what's a sleep timer??

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Steffibear267 on my old stereo, it used to simply be that you tell it to switch off in an hour or two. Still doesn't help with finding your place in the book if you fall asleep before that time I guess.

  • @LaughLurkInsights
    @LaughLurkInsights 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +54

    Sketch Idea: Stationery items having a party

    • @yanitchka
      @yanitchka 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      It sounds a bit sketchy

    • @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena
      @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      The ruler and the set square fighting, who is better and the eraser complaining that nobody knows why he is half blue while the dried up pens get a laugh out of stories where someone tried to use them, which didn't work, but they still weren't thrown out. 😅

    • @siccodierdorp6947
      @siccodierdorp6947 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nah, I don't think they can go anywhere with them

    • @christopherfleming7505
      @christopherfleming7505 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yes, we need this sketch! 😅

    • @heartofdawn2341
      @heartofdawn2341 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Tape tells a story that goes around in circles and doesn't know where the end is. Paperclip and stapler argue over who is responsible for getting everyone together. Binder then enters the chat. Music is provided by the rubber band

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    I feel like this was the genuine reaction when they invented the printing press and Reading To Yourself became a thing

  • @basilsigerson
    @basilsigerson 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I love listening to audiobooks, it is neat and less strenuous on the eyes.

  • @77sarabanda
    @77sarabanda 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    😂 the famous "Apres le silence", as the snob once translated! ❤❤❤

  • @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena
    @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hog is like the silent persons in groups, that usually know everything and have ideas, but never say a word.

  • @anna.popović
    @anna.popović 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    Loving the mildly threatening cult vibes, such good cinematography and return of the creepy child soundtrack. I wonder if they have a good recipe for goat curry...

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I just love that child soundtrack

  • @daniellevantol457
    @daniellevantol457 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Beautiful quotes on the wall. Especially about the papercut 😄Loved the collab! And Arms, i think you found a cult if you were to join one 😂

  • @alastairrae3894
    @alastairrae3894 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    I'm visually impaired so can only read audiobooks.I didn't realise people did other stuff while listening!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Shoutout to Fiona and Sophia! They were fab in the sketch. Good luck with the shows, ladies!
    No borrowing turtlenecks and upping the wig budget.

    • @whittenaw
      @whittenaw 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yes! Especially when she said what did your ears do 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Damn it, should have rolled out the turtlenecks

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@foilarmsandhog No no, you roll them *down* or you can't see out of them. Fiona and Sophia were brilliant, loved seeing their contribution.

    • @charles5553
      @charles5553 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@foilarmsandhogthere's always the next sketch

  • @bernadinesavarin
    @bernadinesavarin 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

    I like the way that the sepia-type colouring adds to the "cult" of audio books. Great filmatography and drama, lads! 🤣👍

  • @theTeslaFalcon
    @theTeslaFalcon 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    I used to listen to 1-3 audiobooks per DAY while trucking cross-country. I had a 12 hrs shift so it was easy to breeze through. I started buying longer books to last a few days. GOT was awesome. Each book was super long + there are so many of them. (Still waiting, George!!!!)

    • @martind2520
      @martind2520 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Brandon Sanderson is the name you need.

    • @theTeslaFalcon
      @theTeslaFalcon 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @martind2520
      If I could find book 1, yes. I'm not starting at book #45 in a series of 300.

    • @pendlera2959
      @pendlera2959 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@theTeslaFalcon What do you mean? As I understand it, he has several self contained series that have a bit of minor relatedness.

    • @martind2520
      @martind2520 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ Mistborn: The Final Empire or the Way of Kings are your two best books to start with. Both are clear opening stories.
      Or Warbreaker and Elantris are both stand alone.

  • @josephinecronin1195
    @josephinecronin1195 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I imagine this as an actual conversation between Arms and Foil. And the audio was great

  • @chapoule
    @chapoule 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

    The misspelled signs really add an extra level to the sketch 😄

    • @effiemills5251
      @effiemills5251 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      So now I have to watch for a second time to pay attention to spelling!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      Possibly an accident.

    • @NaiveDJack
      @NaiveDJack 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@foilarmsandhog "we might have done it, but we weren't paying attention"? So what audiobook were you listening to

    • @pretzel2272
      @pretzel2272 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@effiemills5251 Yepp, me too! 😄

  • @stacy9538
    @stacy9538 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    Physical copies are people too 😅🎉

  • @Vack91
    @Vack91 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    😂 The face close-ups with fantastic sounds at the back and possessed voice tones did it for me.

  • @CDL_Gaming
    @CDL_Gaming 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I feel like this would have been the perfect cameo opportunity for The Snob.

    • @Cara-39
      @Cara-39 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ah the Snob would have been a great club member...joining without any invitation and drinking an entire box of wine by himself, straight from the carton!

  • @KristineBarman
    @KristineBarman 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    The audiobook book clubbers' posters as so authentic, they even use the greengrocer's apostrophe, thus proving they never read😂
    As always, a brilliant and innovative sketch. Thanks for brightening Thursday mornings!

  • @Kiaanisthebest
    @Kiaanisthebest 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    “Yee shall be saved from damnation by the power of eternal narration”

  • @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena
    @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Foil getting all his hate for audiobooks out in one sketch.

  • @nelew6454
    @nelew6454 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    WITCHCRAAAAFT... Is what too many of my students think when there's a classmate who actualy read the book before writing the paper.

  • @ananyachatterjee197
    @ananyachatterjee197 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Audiobooks are the modern day lullabies for adults 😂

    • @henbane2247
      @henbane2247 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      And short story podcasts like LeVar Burton Reads, or ghost stories read by Christopher Lee which are on TH-cam

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      haha

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      They really are like the difficult-school-subject-books that I would try hard to study and wake up on in the mornings. I would SO like to give my eyes a rest sometimes but my ears are obviously used to other sorts of processes (I will be BURNT soon, I know)

    • @koorkad7405
      @koorkad7405 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      True crime podcasts are.

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@koorkad7405 that's a fact, many women have already told me so

  • @andro564
    @andro564 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    God, your quality of cinematography just keeps going up and up and up! Love it :)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks Andro, trying to up it in 2025!

  • @Sudipta_Scoral
    @Sudipta_Scoral 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The texts on the wall are great! Loving the new guest stars! 😄

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    If FAH ever narrate an audiobook (which they should - lovely voices) then I'll get into audiobooks!

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Their voiceovers are excellent, so that's a good sign.

  • @VoltronKnight
    @VoltronKnight 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    FOR THE GREATER GOOD

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Ah yes, apres le se-lounce. 🧐 A classic

  • @lilliankeane5731
    @lilliankeane5731 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    “By the power of eternal narratioonnnn! “ 😂 thanks lads I enjoy your spoofs!

  • @kedaver263
    @kedaver263 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Pity Simon's buddy Schuster didnt come along. They would have owned the club

  • @The1234philly
    @The1234philly 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "I only listen to books written by Stephen Fry"

  • @EmilyE2601
    @EmilyE2601 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    Instructions unclear. How do you do the "jolted awake by book falling to your face as you fall asleep reading" with an audiobook?

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      hahah would pay to see

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I've done that with my phone... more times than I care to admit 😆

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I've done that multiple times with my diary!

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@SamFAHntha right on my teeth, too

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      As a child my audiobooks were on tape, and the equivalent is the sound of it reaching the end. It's even worse when you're awake, and the book is scary, and you're lying in the dark with the hiss of dead air, waiting for that guillotine thunk.

  • @aljosacebokli
    @aljosacebokli 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is so spot on. Though as for the trees fellin' fella, I find physical labour one of the most rewarding opportunities for audiobook listening, that's when they excel for me.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      At least he couldn't hear the screams of the people who's house he dropped the tree on

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      'Tree fellers'. So that would be Foil, Arms and Hog? :)

    • @pretzel2272
      @pretzel2272 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@foilarmsandhog 😂😳😱😂

  • @uberschpast4575
    @uberschpast4575 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Maybe audio books are a good thing for Oisin: he can listen to it while helping Anne around the house

  • @mojosbigsticks
    @mojosbigsticks 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    And this is why I'm always late for work on a Thursday.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      I do not and will not apologise

  • @gimmethatplease2224
    @gimmethatplease2224 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Someone needs to say it - you're silly. And very funny.

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Cork Foil to narrate every audiobook from now on please.

  • @MatijaGrcic
    @MatijaGrcic 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    By the power of the enternal narration.

  • @miippi
    @miippi 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I just started listening to a new audiobook today, because my grandma used to be a narrator, and I really missed her, so I wanted to hear her voice. Its weirdly calming listening your grandma talk about the warsaw ghettos.

  • @sarah.bea.
    @sarah.bea. 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    Let’s ignore the chart and pretend that Stephen Fry wrote Harry Potter. Save the millennials from a dreadful dilemma!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      That's actually hilarious

    • @anna.popović
      @anna.popović 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Absolutely brilliant 😂 Life hack!

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes, honestly think that's the way publishing companies will go (cp. how Gaiman's name got ever larger on Good Omens from being smaller first and that probably changing in future editions)

    • @handlenot030
      @handlenot030 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Someone hasn't read 1984...

  • @garyneilson1833
    @garyneilson1833 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm like Simon, I have to read a book

  • @jean-ivey
    @jean-ivey 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I only listen to books read by Sir Stephen too, which makes the range very wide.

  • @mrsjbrooks6499
    @mrsjbrooks6499 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    “You can’t get a paper cut from an audiobook.” Thousands of lives have been saved 👏😂👏

  • @CuriousEchidna
    @CuriousEchidna 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    I really want to see 'parents on their birthday' with Anne and Oisín. And possibly oisín applying for a job would be fun.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yes, thanks for that

  • @thatdmguy4512
    @thatdmguy4512 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Oh no they're onto us!

  • @claire.thefirst
    @claire.thefirst 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Real books all the way - reminds me, I need a bigger bookcase…

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      You're hoarding Claire

  • @KerstinS-qo5xf
    @KerstinS-qo5xf 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    As an editor of printed books I would like to offer Simon a silent escape in our publishing house!😂

  • @ivetagluzge524
    @ivetagluzge524 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love it! Love it! Love it! So atmospheric, so spine-tingling..

  • @katiesmith9482
    @katiesmith9482 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ah, that background music again. It goes so well with a traumatised Foil!

  • @sarahlongstaff5101
    @sarahlongstaff5101 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Oh, you have no idea what this meant to me! I get frustrated by audiobooks! That would be the perfect audiobook club for me. And here I was, literally crying about what's going on in my country, and I switched to your video--and instant laughter! Thank you so much!

  • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
    @philomena_def-not-malcolm 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Admit it Arms: The Exorcist Priest role is something you like to play! You are so convincing 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Absolutely, a whole childhood of catholicism to draw on

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@foilarmsandhog And cowls REALLY suit you, from Curries to WhatsApp to Monks

  • @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75
    @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love Foil‘s jumper.

  • @Steffibear267
    @Steffibear267 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Wow, this was really funny again, but such a superb change of direction as well. The guests were brilliant and the whole idea was so well explored. I've been scrolling the comments, and there is actually the feel of a proper discussion going on... guys, you're amazing, and you've brightened my Thursday yet again. ❤

    • @mickeysanders74
      @mickeysanders74 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Greetings, Steffi. Hope your are having a great week. - Mickey

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks Steffi, it is interesting indeed!

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes, a more pleasant one than with other subjects, I would love photographs of shelves of people who still own books (thought the comments about " ITS " are also starting again ;))

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@mickeysanders74 As ever - hi Mickey, hope all is well with you!

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@a__cat___asis Yeah, despite my grammar fixation, and as a linguist it's a heavy one, and does have its place in discussion (see what I did there? 🤣), I am *not* going to fuss about intelligent people making an excellent point without ambiguity!

  • @kaedo182
    @kaedo182 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Love the videos lads!

  • @celtdragon7026
    @celtdragon7026 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Never understood how people can drive an actually imagine a book that is read to them. Guess it's because I am in one of the most dangerous cities in the USA for car crashes, because at least 50% of people either do not have a valid license and/or car insurance; yet drive like they no one else in on the road. In the past month, have almost had 10 accidents, not because of me; and also seen 3 police chases where someone drove on the shoulder of the highway/interstate. A good joke was "People in Memphis don't know how to drive when it snows. People in Memphis don't know how to drive when it rains. People in Memphis don't know how to drive when there are LINES on the road." And sadly it's true.

  • @moragf8175
    @moragf8175 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Eternal narration - a fate worse than eternal damnation for sure. Love it as usual lads.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks morag

  • @KatieAliceGamer
    @KatieAliceGamer 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was half expecting a sponsorship from audible to pop up 😂

  • @mayfield3314
    @mayfield3314 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nobody expects the audiobook inquisition.

  • @newshefan
    @newshefan 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Dry humour turned dark," the narrator narrated.

  • @Raanki
    @Raanki 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Witchcraft! Take him! He shall be saved from damnation by eternal narration!" 😂 Definitely didn't see that coming 😀

  • @Blackadder75
    @Blackadder75 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    you guys (+ the guest comedians) are the best comedy group I have encountered in the 2020s. Top of the decade so far.

  • @anniesoernym
    @anniesoernym 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    LOL, lads! That was unexpected and unexpectedly creepy! Thank you for the laughs!!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      You are very welcome annie

  • @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75
    @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    NEW IRISH COMEDIANS TO CHECK OUT!! Yay thank you for making me aware of those two, their acting is amazing!!

  • @jamesmccallum8641
    @jamesmccallum8641 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love how they are reading After The Silence. Now if only some well-learned snappy-dressed highfalutin' indivudual could explain the title to me. Preferably on a 5 hour flight.

  • @henbane2247
    @henbane2247 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like the Bluetooth joke 😄

  • @suecole6473
    @suecole6473 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm one of those who can't concentrate when listening. Would my ebook be acceptable? I love the presentation of this.

  • @gabsie7224
    @gabsie7224 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Loved the close ups 😂

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I was so confused about how many people were in this. It honestly added to the confusion and tension at the bit at the end there where it was zooming in and people were talking one after another.
    Not sure what your goal(s) was/are for this video, but I think you succeeded.

  • @belsnickles
    @belsnickles 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The signs on the wall are superb.

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The book title being "After the _Silence_ " works in so many levels, even beyond the Snob reference.

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Please tell me you haven't replaced the almighty Derek reign with... Simons 😂

    • @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena
      @JeleFili_savage_Filipomena 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Those Simons are everywhere, though I'm more worried about the lack of an Ed in the comments. 🤔

    • @a__cat___asis
      @a__cat___asis 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well Simon is half yellow

  • @PeterWardActor
    @PeterWardActor 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Well, that took a turn.

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Audio books are a gateway drug to "I'll wait for the movie".