Zero soldiers lost as Germany
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ส.ค. 2020
- We can't let a single one of our soldiers die, but we will still defeat the USSR.
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The challenge is to play as Germany and can't have even one casualty.
Rules:
- Play as Germany
- historical
- Ironman
- no casualties
- defeat USSR
What did I do wrong, what did I do right? What should my next challenge be. Let me know in the comments.
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By the way I was just told by Enigmatic Rose that Total War Troy is free on Epic for 24 hours, go get it!
This is NOT a sponsored post. Free games. Yay.
Thank you, I nearly forgot it!
Thanks
Epic is pretty sketchy but I’ll still get it
Thx man i love total war games:)
Playthrough when?
Anti-War Protesters: "The war against the USSR must end, millions of Germans died in it!"
Adolf Hitler: "No they didn't."
Amazing propaganda xD
😂
Anti-war protesters: Understandable, have a great day
Captain Oblivious XD.
Protesters in the Third Reich? Funny yoke
You've heard of, "why die for danzig" now get ready for, "why die?"
What about "Why?"
@@vexxfulomega9 uninstal game
@@vexxfulomega9 you invented philosophy, congrats
This conversation is great
Don't forget about "For what?" What's the goal of this game? Getting millions of human beings with potential to invent let's say cure for cancer. All of that just to conquer few countries, a dot you can't even see in a scale of universe, becoming the "King of nothing"
Taureor: I won't let a single german die
The killed agents: Am I a joke to you?
Taureor: I said no soldiers will die, who cares about dead spies when you get more for free.
“He sits on a throne of lies!”
They were mostly Russian, so he was actually making more Russians die.
To be fair he did say SOLDIERS soooo
The "Am I a joke to you?" joke is tired and wants to die.
“We will see to the defeat of the Soviet Union. Pretty simple...”-German High Command just before Barbarossa .
@-Umut Deniz- "Hanz, ze country ran out of oil"
@Trevor Richardson “nein nein NEIN”
@-Umut Deniz- Hanz, I'm afraid Herr Taureor is on vacation and can't be reached. If we can't find someone else, ze Soviets will get to us first.
@-Umut Deniz- Herr Ramblerstein ist missing!
@-Umut Deniz- Hanz, do you want me to try and contact Herr PrussianPrince, Herr FeedBackGaming, and Herr Mordred Viking? Zey are probably ze next best thing to help us fight ze Soviets.
Check this if you don't know who they are: th-cam.com/video/C-C-uB2u400/w-d-xo.html
"Today I'm going to show you how to lose 0 soldiers as Germany"
> opens game
> closes game
> video ended
FranchuFranchu LMFAOOOOOOO
"why are you booing me I'm right"
FranchuFranchu well hey nobody died except for that microorganism that you squished when you hit the mouse
@@thezombiecreeper what about the mouse
中国语言中国皇帝威廉 the microorganism could’ve been squished when he clicked on the mouse
This is "Don't die for your country", but for actual military personnel.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his"
@@subira8518 "The object of war is not to die for your country, but align tinier countries everywhere to send their men to do the dying for you, thereby making the other bastards die for their country."
Also somehow your comment was made 7 hours ago despite the fact that the comment you replied to is only 5 hours old. I've never seen that before.
It seems only you see the time difference. For me I posted it a hour after this guy commented
@@subira8518 You were right, it was a bug on my end.
“Fight for your nation, but live to fight the next day”. -Me
A kitten is called Kätzchen in German, but kleine Katze is the next best thing.
Im Sure He has no ä on his Keyboard XD
@@hendrik9180
ae would do fine.
Nur wir wachsen damit auf das ae ä ersetzt, woher sollte er das wissen?
You can type umlaut with commands
And how to wryte it in polish from german: Kecchen. And the real polish word: kotek
Some German soldier that chokes to death:
I'm gonna destroy this man's whole career!
Died in combat with a baguette
why is vichy dying for germany
gets choked by france's white flag
@@boudgaming5123 bruh its a meme, dont sweat it man
Imagine fighting for your country and dying so the future generation can live and being called a coward by them 100 years after
"Hitler makes friends for 39 minutes straight"
lol
lol
Funny man.
pov:you looked at the video if it really have 39 minutes
@@cookielover6896 but making it took 1 week lol
Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, Taureor saves both. - Erwin Rommel
You mean blood saves sweat? 🤔
@@petermarkkekse3002 nope he is correct, what this quotes implies if you put more effort for battle might prevent you getting shot by enemies due to unpreparedness.
Hoi 4 loading screen xD
13:46 Your agent was killed! Doesn't that mean you lost the challenge?
Edit: A grand total of FOUR Germans were killed in the line of duty! #SpyLivesMatter
But no german SOLDIERS died
@@KEKMaster3000 He did say "no Germans" a few times tho'
#SLM
@@FLUX.2226 spies were not Germans.
Those were russian spies he abducted from russia
It went from "Let's befriend the Netherlands" to "Can I nuke them?"
Nuking someone is the ultimate demonstration of friendship!
@@theshadowforce3438 ikr
How broken that feature is is truly infuriating
@@MikeyPFilm he had historical on, of course Netherlands won’t choose to go fascist.
- Gandhi, probably
No losses? Easy, no war.
*Switzerland would like to know your location.*
Thought the same
No losses? 10 10 forts. AA in every military squad. Camp borders. Wait for Britain while turning the world fascist.
What was the Job of the mission tree again?
Pacifist run
"Hungary proclaims Hungary greater than Hungary" is my favourite quote of Taureor.
My favourite quote of him is "lots of French people in France", but this one is my second favorite
No german will die for this war.
the germans in the Sudetenland and Austria:
Am I a joke to you?
"Today, I'll take over the world without losing solders!"
- start game
- annex all
- exit game
- video end
"Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death." -Sun Tzu
welp this just got really interesting
00:03 Nobody:
Auto-generated captions:
hello everyone i am torrier and welcome to my townsvillain 4 challenge
lol
"Nobody"
Why „nobody“. Do you never learn?
Wtf is wrong with you by using "nobody"? It's a dead meme, at this point it's just so obvious that you want to get likes the easiest way
@CrusaderPrince I think South Persia Rifles is the redditor here.
Play as Ireland and conquer everyone known for potatoes; UK for the famine, US for the state of Idaho, ussr for vodka, Belgium for their invention of French fries, and Germany because they produce alot of potatoes.
Perú??
@@astrocinco5 Turkey as well lol.
Fun fact: In my country (Portugal), Peru means Turkey (the animal)
That would almost be any country in the world, way too many stereotypes m8, you might as well say world conquest
What about conquer all of America as Ireland cuz potatoes came from America and also kill Britain cuz of famine
You forgot North Korea look up the song Potato Pride.
challenge idea: Super Chile
Rules: Own all coastal provinces in america without own a single non coastal state ever.
Only South America or also North America?
@@fds-lg6gm I mean, he said America
@@thespaceman9146 Well in truth "America" is what citizens of "The United States of America" call themselves, but in truth anyone born in the Americas can be considered an "American".... it is just hard to keep saying "I am a United Stateian" or "I am a United States of Americaian".
To the old worlders a Brazilians is just as American as someone from the United States or Canada or Mexico.
I. M. Notamoose maybe the founding fathers should of called it Columbia instead of the USA
I feel bad for Romania :(
They lost 1M men for nothing. They didn't even get any land
_Some random German soldier in the open fields of Russia, hight on drugs, stumbles on a fallen tree branch and smashes his skull on a nearby sharp rock, thus dies_
*Taureor:* "Nooooooooooooo!!!"
This reminds me of when people but expensive shoes, but don't wear them so they don't get dirty
Ikr. Don't get shoes if you arent going to wear them. And don't get an army if you arent going to fight.
@@TheRealAaronbrine having armies aids negotiations, germany needs manpower in the field. then he gave away all the military goods to puppets and poland. so its like he gave away his shoes to the poles.
@@carbonado2432 A fair point.
Hearts of Iron 4 but Hitler behaves like the United States in the Middle East
y e s
I feel like you don't know how tense US and middle east relations are.
@@youtuberobbedmeofmyname it was a joke lol
Hearts of Iron 4 but Hitler actually behaved like Bismarck.
@@youtuberobbedmeofmyname stfu
next vid: 'Germany World Conquest with no keyboard or computer'
Oh no...
Not too hard for taureor! It's possible if you use remotr streaming to use your PC through phone so it's technically with a phone and without a keyboard
Someone tried it, ended up shooting himself in the head
next vid after that: Real world conquest as germany that will work this time.
Jodie Tyaswara W *instructions unclear, shot myself in the head*
Challenge: Play as Denmark and try to recreate the North Sea Empire from 1033. EDIT: You are not allowed to puppet China for manpower. And you have to start at 1939 historical.
bro is there a challenge that is harder than that ? xD
@@tedddiii i know it is easy but i would still love to see taureor do that
@Clash România yes
Good idea
Didn't say anything about the Dutch East Indies
I was just thinking if it would be possible to do a world conquest with no casualties and this got uploaded. Are you a mind reader?
BinaryOrbitals how else does he have such good content
"There are no accidents." - Master Oogway
I was thinking the same thing...
Tried to do that.
Failed
1. Open console
2. Type 'annex all'
3. Enter
That awkward moment when you realize Italy lost almost 2M soldiers to the Soviets but you lost 0 to the Soviets as Germany
"I never threw a single soldier into battle. You cant punish me, I'm not responsible for the deaths, my allies are!"
Challenge: Greater than what?.
As Hungary defeat the commintern, the axis and the allies.
Alternatively: Greater than all.
Do the same in elite difficulty.
"They're a puppet, what can they do?"
*Manchukuo has entered the chat*.
He:not a single German life was lost. German spies:the world ignores
You see the spies where citizens of the country the spied in and thus no German died
I can't invade Denmark, don't want to step on all those Lego bricks
Use negotiation that’s what the germans did and they succeeded
You again
hoi4 achievement: why die for danzig?
Taureror: why die?
Idea : Do nothing as Germany and reach 1948
would probably be boring but i really like the idea
i think i will try it xD
Btw i am doing it right now and so far a really funny world
Napoleon came back and annexed benelux and most of germany
I am a puppet of france
Whole world burning and much action in south america and europe
Taureor: No troops shall die in Germany!
That one alcoholic solider: Well, crap.
"Not one German Solder can die." Opens console: "Annex All"
35:06 "Knock knock, it's the United States."
“With huge boats, with guns, gunboats”
Challenge: play as the uk and try and own every island possible (even ones that are part of an province on land, and island nations Japan, Ireland, New Zealand etc)
+1000 extra points for that you remembered to put an "e" in "Klein*e* Katze" :D
i just love the "what did we learn" part of the videos.
That was a very interesting video, I try more and more to use diplomacy to win in HoI4 and that's pretty hard, but I think, and you prooved it right now, that it can be very powerful ! :)
As a German, your german pronouncing „Kleine Katze“ Is great
Also Austrians count as German sooooo
Austrians are Austrians. You lost the war, deal with it.
@@kjetilnyjordet7742 Austrians are Austo-hungarians
@TheWeeaboo Your name... Interesting
@@kjetilnyjordet7742 yes, but the majority of Austrians speak German, although some speak other languages
Technically he passed the second he begun the game
3:41
"Kleine Katze" is theoretically right but we say "Kätzchen"
Nein wollte er aber nicht nicht sonst hätte er kitten gesagt
@@luwey58 ?
No one: Absolutely no one: Taureor: “SUFFICIENT”
Clearly you're better at the politics than any other part of the game so I liked it. I liked the USSR with no army video as well. Keeping the challenges different is key. Thanks for the vid and hope all's well with the kid
Now play as Afghanistan and take over the USA.
Brady Hudson How to get demonetized 101
@@airfriedpotato3958 *right back at ya, buckaroo!*
Better idea: Be iraq and fight everybody that fought iraq irl as soon as possible. No joining factions, no switching ideoligies. Goal: Defeat Everytbody
No, with Liberia.
Hearts of Iron 4 challenge:
Play as the Communist China take the historical route and conquer all the chinese modern day holdings.
Rules:
Ironman
Historical
No puppets
No order 66
Only your own faction or chinese united front.
You cannot control more than chinese land. (and tibet)
Japan does not have to capitulate.
Cannot control taiwan.
I know theese are very strict rules but i want to see you just conquer spesific things, not half of the world.
Is this even challenge dude ? China us piece of cake even warlords are easy . Qinq is only hard if japan does non aligned and leaves china
Crazy that you managed to pull this off, props to you man!!!
As per usual, great vid.
Very interesting that you pulled it off, I went into this thinking you had bit off more than you could chew.
I was wrong and not afraid to admit it.
Stay safe healthy and strong everyone.
From Canada.
“Operative Killed, better than captured”
Challenge: As Germany defeat the cominten and allies having only a division per state
@Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 I think not, Germany has like 20 states
@@ivanmendezfernandez796 how about annexed states?
@@f4fphantomii468 That is the idea of the challenge, but it stills not being that much (austria, 3 czecoslovaquia, 9, etc)
@@f4fphantomii468 An opening strategy could be using a lot of paratroopers (in relation with the amount of units Germany will have) to conquer france, that has a lot of states and then use the territory from focuses
@Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 That's true, but even if it becames boring, just remember that he played as the most boring country, the USA
I love this channel for one big reason.
When you came back two years later, you know exactly what to expect: A smooth, calm voice playing super interesting challenges while giving usefull tips.
And when he overlooks something important, that laugh is infectious.
Please continue this very save! It was amazingly interesting as a concept to me. I would love to see you continue this puppet master game. Maybe first without expedition force but they are okay if necessary. I want to see how far you can get with the crazy built up puppets.
Broke: Around the Maginot
Woke: Around Poland
Idea/Challenge: Estonia conquers nordic countries
Idea: Estonia becomes Estonia
Yesss
I guess Estonia CAN into Nordic
Well taureor did super estonia ussr
I definitely like seeing these weirder/more unusual video topics.
Some Bavarian soldier dies of over drinking. Taureor: You werent supposed to do that
Kleine Katze = small cat
Große Katze = Big Cat
Is big cat spelled gross katsu
@@artanisplays3982 no its spelled like "Grosse kaze" even if its written "Große Katze"
@@davarus i meant how you say it sorry
@@artanisplays3982 yea we actually das "Grosse Katze"
@@davarus ok
Hot damn I'm early. Loving this!
Hop in potato man!
We are going to find who asked!
No one
@@aleksa8705 Daaaaang, who hurt you today?
Fun fact, if you are playing on Historical, having high trade influence with the Netherlands doesn't do anything except delay the political part of their focus tree, as they will not take either aligning trade with Germany or going the middle way, no matter what happens
Taureor, you are basically god of Hearts of Iron 4. So here is a challenge that you may can’t do (it is very unlikely): Play as Kingdom of Hungary, restore the Austria-Hungarian Empire without joining the Axis. But the hardest part of the challenge is you must play in Elite difficulty.
Deushcwargern that’s not very hard it’s just focuses
really 0 ? (wow at 4 seconds and first? maybe?)(love from turkey)
In which DLC is the puma included? The new "La resistance" DLC?
Zoe Boe yes
It was more interesting, and far better than the old order 66 videos. 👌 Should make a navy focused challenge 🤔
It looks like using that decision is completely pointless in historical focus. Even if the UK doesn't use the focus at all (so it winds up, say 300-0), it doesn't do anything. The Netherlands don't actually ever take the relevant focus, so the decision winds up having no impact whatsoever.
😠😠😠
wow, i'm early for once!
Uruguayan Playz same
same
Hop in bro!!
We are going to find who asked!
No one
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Challenge: " Playing Germany without producing any equipment " It wouldnt be that hard since you would be allowed to train division and use captured equipment
Very interesting strategy. I liked the video
I love challenges like those you are doing. I am German and you did everything right with your spelling and your writing. Ps: I love your Videos plz continue
Świetny wideo Panie Taureor!
This was something different to your normal content, I liked it
One thing you could have done, is claiming day one luxembourg, puppeting them in a fast war, then once at war with belgium and netherland, give them the territory. They will form Leo Belgicus, giving core on those two other countries, which makes them a valuable ally. x)
this was quite an interesting video to watch since you couldnt rely on your usual tactics
sometimes i go on youtube SOLELY because u posted a new video. keep it up i love ur content
Liked it before watching it. Love your content taureor! Hope you're doing well.
its thanks to you taureor that i managed to actually win at hoi4. thank you for all the videos and tips man. Appreciated every little bit
>be me
>strong german man
>want to bring honor to my country and join the army
>get put in the “small cat” unit
:(
Wow thats a pretty cool challenge.
Taureor enjoying being a warlock and winning by summoning friends and then sit and chill
Just letting you know about the Gateway to Europe decision thing with the Netherlands, the Netherlands are able to help boost the side they want as well, so if you play with historical focuses they will always side with the British and there is no point in even trying to get their side unless you want to purposely delay their focus. Nothing wrong with Paradox, just part of the game.
Cool savegame at the end! i want it
Nice idea and nice video!
Taureor, a single agent doing an activity within a network will maintain the network up to 90%. Learned that the hard way.
12:55 Lets get Heisenberg employed
Would you ever make some tutorial and strategy guides for Hearts of Iron 4? You have an intimate understanding of the game and I think that your guides would also be well organized, which isn't something you see a lot with other guides. I hope you'll also go in depth into the more advanced parts of the game, instead of stopping right after the basics like a lot of other guides do.
Great video. Thanks!
,,kleine katze" was correct 👌
Good Video btw
well well well, some of your agents died! lol u are so good that u don't need to fight to win a war
Welcome to the "Try not to get mad at the Dutch backdoor mechanics" challenge
That was EPIC bro
Well done. Very interesting.
Play as Yemen and conquer all of Arabia.
-You must stay non-aligned
-You must puppet the UK
-You cannot join factions.
play luxembourg and kill all the majors without having an army
Haha good Luck with that
"so i started in the Wehrmacht and i want to get an life insurance"
"Haha no u don't gonna need it
great idea and execution
"Kätzchen" would have been a good name for the small div template
Whaat 0 Casualties Im interested and its probably an as perfect video as usual.
Not boring at all I actually loved it