I feel conflicted. QB tells me here he loves me, but when I asked him to tell me he loved me in the chat, he said no. STOP TESTING OUR LOVE, QUARTER BLACK!
Love this show. Constantly has the best mix of everything & from a sane and admirable, dare I say it, 'risque' perspective. 💜 For Bravery. Much love from the U of K.
No one should have to incriminate themselves (5th amendment violation) filling out a “background check” to buy a firearm. In my opinion, the right to bear arms is absolute. If your right should not be able to be taken away, If it can be taken away, it’s not a right, it’s a privilege.
I agree, but at the same time why should we advocate for the rights of someone who wouldn't advocate rights for us? It's like taking 2 steps forward and 3 steps back.
@@christopherclark1658 Because we should stick with our beliefs and not change depending on who is on the receiving end. Basically because we are better people than they are. I’d rather him not get charged instead of having the precedent set and other ppl get the same charges
Why pardon him when all he will get is a slap on the wrist and a small fine if he doesn't get the case tossed out all together on appeal. The system is 100% corrupt
Well, we will see how the tax evasion trail goes. it's probably the more serious case, and now he has a record which means when it comes to sentencing he is no longer a first time offender. I wonder if they are going to try and ram though everything hunter has for pending legal matters, THEN pardon him after the election.
Educate yourself on your states sex ed policy. Idaho just approved (4 years ago) a 3 minute segment for their sex ed that encourages your kids to watch porn, that it’s natural. Parents should do the teaching.
Please never have that guest on again. If that reprehensible take and whining that people have an opinion about the "festivities" in June is considered "normal", then I don't want to be normal.
Right, just another cry-bully. How does he feel about the month of gay flags in the middle schools that won't teach regular sex Ed and forbid the American flag being displayed or worn? We still the cognitively dissonant bigots?
For real. How about gay flags for a whole month (and we know it's really all year) in the middle schools that refuse to teach regular sex ed or permit the American flag to be displayed or worn? Are WE still the cognitively dissonant bigots? This dud is a pretty typical pro gay 'Christian' sop. I don't know why they had him on.
As far as the whole women shaving thing... i dont really care that much either way, but it is easier to eat chicken if you pull the feathers before you cook it.
My dad (I can’t believe I’m sharing this) taught me “the basketball trick”. If I were to be walking alone and saw an attractive woman, I was to instantly have my eyes look towards the floor, then bounce back up again looking somewhere else. Believe it or not, actually works.
something that gets left out of the sex education and wait till marriage conversation is that times have changed a lot. it was not uncommon for people to be married when they were 14 up until the 1900s. my grandfather who passed away recently, him and my grandmother were married when he was 16 and she was 14 back in the 40s, that wasnt any sort of scandal. they were together for 70+ years. i think the reason its hard for parents to talk to their kids about sex is because it never used to be something you had to talk about until very recent generations, when we expect young people to not get married until they are like 25 or later. the sex talk probably cpincided with the marriage talk up until the 40s and 50s. as such we have come to accept hookup culture to a degree and porn, both of which i do believe are very detrimental, but im not sure society will ever start telling kids its ok to get married when your 15 again so i dont see a fix.
Parents being honest is huge. My parent were "swear with us and not at us" parents. Dad instilled fear into me about getting a girl pregnant before marriage, STDs, Heroin, Getting arrested and staying back or dropping out of school before graduating high school. Mom found my promo mag when she was washing my sheets. I came home from school my dads said "your mom changed your sheets today" i knew immediately. he said "dont worry she didnt take it BUT she just wants me to make sure you know that not all girls are like that" ....What a lie that was pfffffttt.... but they always talked to me like an adult WHILE still letting me be a kid. I had it made with them. Little league involved but also was into harleys... kept me in line but allowed me to have fun. Highschool came. They said look, youre going to start drinking (when i got caught out) Do it in the house dont be an idiot and getting in trouble. They didnt buy it for me or anything like that but when i got a pill problem the first person i went to was my dad. "you got yourself on, you can get yourself off" and here i am. Youre out and drunk? i dont care if its 4 am you dont drive that car you call the house and well come get you. Never had to do that but i dono i just think thats the way to go. AND they stayed together until my father passed.
Im not a fan of Joe Biden at all, and as a mother who has lost a child to addiction, I know what grief and trauma does to a person. I can barely run a household, and to run a country is something I would never even consider. My husband's mental state is worse than mine, and he has has a brain bleed since the loss of our son. If I was to lose another child, it would be the end of me. Whoever I an, because I'm not "me" anymore. And if I only had one child left out of 3, I would do everything in my power to keep them from any pain or anguish. In movies and comics, these things can turn the nicest guy into a villain. Just sayin..
I saw Jamie kilstein do standup and he did a weird joke about tryna put “it” back in after the first time he got off and justified that for wanting to talk to kids about S…..
Talk about healthy/protective se×ual interc0urse with your children. Teenagers are going to do it whether you're ok with it or not. The best thing you can do, is prepare them. Don't be like my mom and stop their birth control after she finds out you're active... "Because you're too young to be doing that stuff" My parents seperated when i was young. My mom had sole custody of me. I, being a female, didnt feel comfortable talking to my dad about this stuff,but even if i did, he wasn't allowed to take me to appointmens, per court order. Looking back, i know he'd have at the very least gave me some sort of protection and i probably wouldn't have had my first at 17. I make sure to prepare my children. My oldest is 15 now and i already bought him stuff, not because i want to encourage him, but to prepare him. I was active before 15
@DaveLandauComedian First off, I love you Dave. Taco Bowman was the national president of the Outlaws motorcycle club during some of the craziest times in club rivalry disputes. The Outlaws are the oldest motorcycle club in America and have world wide chapters. They are some of the best people you will ever meet, however live by a different code, a better code than most people do. Outlaw comes from ama Outlaw class racing, thus they took the name of the class they raced as the club namesake.
@@dhippstarrso where am I ignorant? I said that was what he was, not what the club is still or ever was. I’ve met tons of bikers that are fans. It’s also none of my business what they do. I was told that patch was earned so I respectfully returned the shirt. I said there was no threat, just a mutual understanding. I didn’t have time to go into everything I learned about them because we discussed it for a minute and a half. I also specifically didn’t go into anything about them because I don’t know. If I wanted to talk out off my a** and pretend to know things I didn’t, that’s ignorance. I save that for news stories I make fun of and not stories that actually happened to me 😊
@DaveLandauComedian And this Biker is a huge fan of yours Dave, no offense intended. I guess it was my ignorance that figured you being from Detroit grew up during Heyday of the Detroit chapter seen it in real time.
only have to tell the state of Michigan about your handguns, nothing else. Hunter deserves more than what he got convicted of, but the 4473 is what Democrats have trumpeted as the "Document that will solve gun violence" but then wants to let it go to the back burner when it's one of their own that violates it. Hunter's child pron is what really matters, so he should be pending the rest of his life in prison for it, but given his family's position in the country, he's going to get a slap on the wrist for all of his transgressions. To think otherwise is to not be paying any attention. Joe is going to pardon Hunter 5 minutes after sentencing, even if it's for 6 months of probation and a fine, which is all that he is going to get.
I think you all are being rough on that Dolphins NFL player...it's not like he told women they weren't failures if they wanted to be homemakers and raise a family sheesh
I feel like the choice of guests drags the conversation down more often than not. Don't invite anyone who isn't more entertaining than Matt. The booker is trash.
I like the guest and he is definitely funny, but hes one of the weak men who make hard times. Hunter biden deserves no sympathy, addict or not. If you'd seen the laptop you'd agree.
The whole Larry Nassar bit almost made me crash my car I was laughing so hard. You guys are the best
Ive been up since 4am working today. Im glad to end this day on this show.
🫡
Just when I was thinking the SA jokes were going too far, they killed me with the speedy gonzales😂🤣💀
I'm in my early 40s now, and dating in the 90s and early 2000s was still wholesome, and then it seems like the rules changed almost over night.
Totally agree. Dating is hell. I blame the dating apps. Everyone is looking for what’s next. Cum and go.
Tongue Punch Tuesday… must be Normal World time!
Y'all should've gotten Crispin to interview Larry Nassar;I KNOW that HE could get him to talk. 😂😂😂
Havent laughed that hard in a long time, thank you guys, and angela, and nasser.
I start every day laughing. You three are a great crew, thanks.
Our whole class watched Philadelpia in the theater. We were in 6th grade. 😂
I feel conflicted. QB tells me here he loves me, but when I asked him to tell me he loved me in the chat, he said no. STOP TESTING OUR LOVE, QUARTER BLACK!
He strikes me as the kind of guy that would play with someone's feelings.
Yep, I read the same kind of gossip in a bathroom stall in a Texas rodeo... QB really gets around.
Stereotypes are so funny. They brought the Thursday show on Tuesday this week.
That's just the milk and cigarettes part of 1/4 Garrett. The other 3/4 is a solid dude.
@@DerrickRG damn...🤣🤣
😂 18:38 😂 Never change, Dave.
Love this show. Constantly has the best mix of everything & from a sane and admirable, dare I say it, 'risque' perspective. 💜 For Bravery.
Much love from the U of K.
👏👏👏👏👏 clap for the algo
killstein is the only guy that could be hanging out with Dave and do fake laughs. I absolutely hate that guy.
Yeah, who is this sop? First encounter, seems like a real twit.
Great show!
I found one of those in the woods! I put it in the hands of a farmers scarecrow that was nearby. The farmer thought it was pretty funny 😆
I love the midweek because it’s normal time!!!
ALMOST 100K!!!!
Dave can make any guest great
You think this bozo was great?
😂😂😂😂...!!!! Oh that hurt! I mean not as Bad as Larry's face.. Or Butt.!!
Excellent show today
Ric Flair used to have a rule... No hair, no Flair
Never forget Gonzalo Lira.
Understand what's going on.
I've asked before but I'll ask again what happened to Coach Red Pill
The wrong kid died!
25:00 hey , wild idea: PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
Angela is kicking ass lately!!
She can be really damn witty! That’s the Gemini in her. Her, Dave, and QB are all Gemini’s which is awesome.
That dude sounds like Bobby Lees laugh.
Dave, QB, and Angela 🤌💋
Dave get Cumia on Normal World. Thank You Georgeee my eye lids hurt.
No one should have to incriminate themselves (5th amendment violation) filling out a “background check” to buy a firearm.
In my opinion, the right to bear arms is absolute.
If your right should not be able to be taken away,
If it can be taken away, it’s not a right, it’s a privilege.
I agree, but at the same time why should we advocate for the rights of someone who wouldn't advocate rights for us? It's like taking 2 steps forward and 3 steps back.
@@christopherclark1658 Because we should stick with our beliefs and not change depending on who is on the receiving end.
Basically because we are better people than they are.
I’d rather him not get charged instead of having the precedent set and other ppl get the same charges
Thank you for making this forklift cowboy laugh!!! Enjoy your Sara Lee products 😊
Ahoy lads!!
Love the show!! QB, get Dave on FNT to increase the black representation! Love you guys!! ❤
Love is understanding
Why pardon him when all he will get is a slap on the wrist and a small fine if he doesn't get the case tossed out all together on appeal. The system is 100% corrupt
Well, we will see how the tax evasion trail goes. it's probably the more serious case, and now he has a record which means when it comes to sentencing he is no longer a first time offender. I wonder if they are going to try and ram though everything hunter has for pending legal matters, THEN pardon him after the election.
Educate yourself on your states sex ed policy. Idaho just approved (4 years ago) a 3 minute segment for their sex ed that encourages your kids to watch porn, that it’s natural. Parents should do the teaching.
Hoot and holler!
Taint’s shaved and I’m wearing bells on my balls. Let’s have a good show tonight ladies and gents.
❤ you guys
It was "Leisure Suit Larry" Dave! 😒
why did the guest take a goblinesque posture the whole video are we sure he is human and not a creature of the night
Please never have that guest on again. If that reprehensible take and whining that people have an opinion about the "festivities" in June is considered "normal", then I don't want to be normal.
Right, just another cry-bully. How does he feel about the month of gay flags in the middle schools that won't teach regular sex Ed and forbid the American flag being displayed or worn? We still the cognitively dissonant bigots?
For real. How about gay flags for a whole month (and we know it's really all year) in the middle schools that refuse to teach regular sex ed or permit the American flag to be displayed or worn? Are WE still the cognitively dissonant bigots?
This dud is a pretty typical pro gay 'Christian' sop. I don't know why they had him on.
Angela had to say that. Now I’m beatin it
Best progrum on TH-cam.
As far as the whole women shaving thing... i dont really care that much either way, but it is easier to eat chicken if you pull the feathers before you cook it.
Everyone says ladies’ nethers are JUST like farm animals.
I am crying oh my God
please have speedy Gonzales impressions every show.
Matthew 5:38. You're angry, but do you want that anger to control you?
Wow, this was an important conversation regarding porn. Way too go team.
My dad (I can’t believe I’m sharing this) taught me “the basketball trick”.
If I were to be walking alone and saw an attractive woman, I was to instantly have my eyes look towards the floor, then bounce back up again looking somewhere else. Believe it or not, actually works.
Or you can just look at the vvoman like a normal man thats not ashamed of being attracted to vvomen.
I'd love to see a sex during covid skit where they're smoking a cigarette through a mask at the end
I loved the gangland undercover show about the bike gangs. I hate that it was canceled
I forgot about the inbetweenis😂
something that gets left out of the sex education and wait till marriage conversation is that times have changed a lot.
it was not uncommon for people to be married when they were 14 up until the 1900s. my grandfather who passed away recently, him and my grandmother were married when he was 16 and she was 14 back in the 40s, that wasnt any sort of scandal. they were together for 70+ years.
i think the reason its hard for parents to talk to their kids about sex is because it never used to be something you had to talk about until very recent generations, when we expect young people to not get married until they are like 25 or later. the sex talk probably cpincided with the marriage talk up until the 40s and 50s.
as such we have come to accept hookup culture to a degree and porn, both of which i do believe are very detrimental, but im not sure society will ever start telling kids its ok to get married when your 15 again so i dont see a fix.
Clap yo hands👏👏👏
Is that band equipment behind Angela real? Whose stuff is that? I'm just being nosey.
Parents being honest is huge. My parent were "swear with us and not at us" parents. Dad instilled fear into me about getting a girl pregnant before marriage, STDs, Heroin, Getting arrested and staying back or dropping out of school before graduating high school. Mom found my promo mag when she was washing my sheets. I came home from school my dads said "your mom changed your sheets today" i knew immediately. he said "dont worry she didnt take it BUT she just wants me to make sure you know that not all girls are like that" ....What a lie that was pfffffttt.... but they always talked to me like an adult WHILE still letting me be a kid. I had it made with them. Little league involved but also was into harleys... kept me in line but allowed me to have fun. Highschool came. They said look, youre going to start drinking (when i got caught out) Do it in the house dont be an idiot and getting in trouble. They didnt buy it for me or anything like that but when i got a pill problem the first person i went to was my dad. "you got yourself on, you can get yourself off" and here i am. Youre out and drunk? i dont care if its 4 am you dont drive that car you call the house and well come get you. Never had to do that but i dono i just think thats the way to go. AND they stayed together until my father passed.
I don’t know why people have Kilstein on. Luis J Gomez can’t stand him
I want to see Luis J Gomez on this show, or any of LOS, I’ve seen Landau on skanks. I know Ralph Sutton has been on this show
Im not a fan of Joe Biden at all, and as a mother who has lost a child to addiction, I know what grief and trauma does to a person. I can barely run a household, and to run a country is something I would never even consider. My husband's mental state is worse than mine, and he has has a brain bleed since the loss of our son. If I was to lose another child, it would be the end of me. Whoever I an, because I'm not "me" anymore. And if I only had one child left out of 3, I would do everything in my power to keep them from any pain or anguish. In movies and comics, these things can turn the nicest guy into a villain. Just sayin..
Nassir is now a human pummel horse. In addition, the dismount can make or break scoring. At least one's ability to..
Angela was thinking the same thing as me about the paid artist.
Woot and whatnot
jamie dont laugh
I had a pet rat named slowpoke Rodriguez.
It was my buddy.
Up & Cummer from the 3rd world 🌎 Slummer reporting in 😂
I saw Jamie kilstein do standup and he did a weird joke about tryna put “it” back in after the first time he got off and justified that for wanting to talk to kids about S…..
Talk about healthy/protective se×ual interc0urse with your children. Teenagers are going to do it whether you're ok with it or not. The best thing you can do, is prepare them. Don't be like my mom and stop their birth control after she finds out you're active... "Because you're too young to be doing that stuff"
My parents seperated when i was young. My mom had sole custody of me. I, being a female, didnt feel comfortable talking to my dad about this stuff,but even if i did, he wasn't allowed to take me to appointmens, per court order. Looking back, i know he'd have at the very least gave me some sort of protection and i probably wouldn't have had my first at 17.
I make sure to prepare my children. My oldest is 15 now and i already bought him stuff, not because i want to encourage him, but to prepare him. I was active before 15
Limewire had the video downloads……or so I’ve heeaard 🙄
I'm very sorry to hear that, Angela. You got mixed up with an absolute jerk in your youth.
Dave you're looking less fat today.
Laying off the bed cake
Edit:
Dave:(One minute into the video) I just had cheesecake...
I thought younger but I agree.
Dave getting swole
Great show! #JesusHadGreatAbs
Mariachi Band 🎸🎸🎸🎸😮🎉
I dont like hair in my food or drapes over works of art.
Haha. I get jokes
The guest just destroyed this episode for me.. had to shut it down 15 mins in.
Wow, Dave doesn't have a clue about the Outlaws.
How so?
@DaveLandauComedian First off, I love you Dave. Taco Bowman was the national president of the Outlaws motorcycle club during some of the craziest times in club rivalry disputes. The Outlaws are the oldest motorcycle club in America and have world wide chapters. They are some of the best people you will ever meet, however live by a different code, a better code than most people do. Outlaw comes from ama Outlaw class racing, thus they took the name of the class they raced as the club namesake.
@@dhippstarrso where am I ignorant? I said that was what he was, not what the club is still or ever was. I’ve met tons of bikers that are fans. It’s also none of my business what they do. I was told that patch was earned so I respectfully returned the shirt. I said there was no threat, just a mutual understanding. I didn’t have time to go into everything I learned about them because we discussed it for a minute and a half. I also specifically didn’t go into anything about them because I don’t know. If I wanted to talk out off my a** and pretend to know things I didn’t, that’s ignorance. I save that for news stories I make fun of and not stories that actually happened to me 😊
@DaveLandauComedian And this Biker is a huge fan of yours Dave, no offense intended. I guess it was my ignorance that figured you being from Detroit grew up during Heyday of the Detroit chapter seen it in real time.
@@dhippstarr I didn’t know much about the bikers. I was too young to pay attention to the news, but I always saw the clubhouse.
More speedy!
Austin Texas is contaminated 7:43
Convict hunter. He committed real crimes. Being on the drugs he was on is also a crime. Where is hunters 34 charges?
AY UP DAVE AND 1/4 BLACK
only have to tell the state of Michigan about your handguns, nothing else. Hunter deserves more than what he got convicted of, but the 4473 is what Democrats have trumpeted as the "Document that will solve gun violence" but then wants to let it go to the back burner when it's one of their own that violates it. Hunter's child pron is what really matters, so he should be pending the rest of his life in prison for it, but given his family's position in the country, he's going to get a slap on the wrist for all of his transgressions. To think otherwise is to not be paying any attention. Joe is going to pardon Hunter 5 minutes after sentencing, even if it's for 6 months of probation and a fine, which is all that he is going to get.
Ted Buddy would be let go by this show’s standards.
No he wouldn’t and Hunter should serve time too.
Daddy Biden… 😵
Happy coming out the whohah day!
We are NOT "built to be addicted to stuff." Don't blame God for your poor decisions. Blame yourself. The struggle is real but it is NOT God's fault...
Hunter dumped his gun in a bin. Responsible gun owners don’t do that.
45:00 did Jamie just equate not liking pride month to to straight up murder? Dafuq?
I think you all are being rough on that Dolphins NFL player...it's not like he told women they weren't failures if they wanted to be homemakers and raise a family sheesh
Unpopular take: Hunter shouldn't have any charges for obtaining a gun.
I see the problem of discarding it in an improper manner.
The club is called a bought a bod
1/4/black love that chap
If Joe was smart he wouldn’t, cue the pardon!
Stay golden
I feel like the choice of guests drags the conversation down more often than not.
Don't invite anyone who isn't more entertaining than Matt. The booker is trash.
Praise be to Aslan lol
The guest makes the assumption that the viewers don't support the pakistani guy going to an asylum! Lol!
Don’t worry dude; I doubt you’re getting any followers.
Love this show, but your guest is horrible. Please do better!
What a dumb comparison between the gay club in Pakistan and a whole month of gay flag in not-like-Pakistan countries.
I like the guest and he is definitely funny, but hes one of the weak men who make hard times. Hunter biden deserves no sympathy, addict or not. If you'd seen the laptop you'd agree.
This is like reject the podcast.😂