Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ZARKORR! THE INVADER

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  ปีที่แล้ว +48

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    • @TheIntelligentElephant71133
      @TheIntelligentElephant71133 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do the the original remake of king kong from 1986 and the sequel king kong lives i think you’ll find it interesting 👑 🦍

    • @TheIntelligentElephant71133
      @TheIntelligentElephant71133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And tbh I didn’t think the 1998 american godzilla was that bad I thought is was good, perfect and cool to be awesome 😎 🦖 🤩

    • @adamofgrayskull7735
      @adamofgrayskull7735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude you deserve more subs

    • @dlbarnes
      @dlbarnes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep up the excellent work; enjoy your work!!!

    • @Michelleabela5487
      @Michelleabela5487 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @robwalsh9843
    @robwalsh9843 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I used to subscribe to G-Fan magazine when I was a kid. I wrote in about how bad this movie was, and it annoyed one of the filmmakers/producers enough that he wrote about his displeasure of my review. Not a bad attempt at shitposting in a pre-internet era.

    • @ZiddersRooFurry
      @ZiddersRooFurry ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Epic lol

    • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
      @mrgodzillaraptors8632 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s pretty poggers

    • @kurniawanwidisusanto3619
      @kurniawanwidisusanto3619 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If it shit, it shit. You did the right thing
      Not all heroes wear a cape or condom

    • @superdeluxesmell
      @superdeluxesmell ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We stand on the shoulders of giants!

    • @CaptainRufus
      @CaptainRufus ปีที่แล้ว

      And now G Fan has dumb boomer takes talking about how vaccines are bad and Ronald Reagan was great. I don't get JD Lees at all. I don't think he is from Alberta or that he got a particularly bad strain of BC Bud so I am gonna go with Boomer. Canadians aren't supposed to act like dumb Americans dammit! We Americans are supposed to be dumb Americans!

  • @TheBestComicKing
    @TheBestComicKing ปีที่แล้ว +285

    My friends and I joked that the entire movie was just the main character suffering from a major schizophrenic episode.

    • @Omicron9999
      @Omicron9999 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That would have made it way more fun.

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, i have seen movies, where that would actually make the plot make sense.

    • @benderbendingrodriguez420
      @benderbendingrodriguez420 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's like that robot chicken sketch where a kid wins a game of checkers, is taken to outer space by aliens as Earth's ultimate champion to defeat another more evil alien race and saves the day.
      Turns out he was just having a seizure & frothing at the mouth

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonkingbadger6689 yeah

    • @dbsommers1
      @dbsommers1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That does sound better.

  • @mzgreenjeansapproves
    @mzgreenjeansapproves ปีที่แล้ว +94

    See if I had some tiny fairy type person told me I had to save the world, I wouldn't do shit. Not unless she gets her twin sister and sing a song about how awesome I am. Then I'd go fight a giant lizard monster. Otherwise she can go pound sand

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah me too even if i was dreaming!

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You just know the scriptwriter watched Mothra but they could only afford one fairy and no song.

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mothra in ebirah Horror of the deep: I only need 639 hours of singing by everybody on infant island and then I will save my own people!

    • @mzgreenjeansapproves
      @mzgreenjeansapproves ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@petermmm42 oh yeah they also had a whole dance routine "ooga booga" style. I'm not that much of a diva the twin fairies don't need backup dancers 😜

    • @ranchosdelnorte
      @ranchosdelnorte ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man, I'm relieved that you only wanted them to sing a song, I was scared that it was heading into a completely different direction when you start off "unless she gets her twin sister"

  • @ZiddersRooFurry
    @ZiddersRooFurry ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Postal workers were kind of like the grunge of mass shooters-they had a moment there back in the 90's" rofl Your reviews are some of my favorites on TH-cam.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They should really make a comeback. 😏

    • @randybarnett2308
      @randybarnett2308 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Ultimate Terrorist --- a Vietnam Veteran who as a civilian now works at the Post Office, whose a bodybuilder on steroids, member of the NRA, just recently converted to Islam.😎

    • @chrismaynard8600
      @chrismaynard8600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the best lines I've heard

  • @henrygvidonas9573
    @henrygvidonas9573 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Zarkorr looks badass! _Somebody should put him in a movie..._

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wouldn't mind seeing him featured in a videogame like GigaBash first to test the waters though.

    • @iforgor8271
      @iforgor8271 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lipstickzombie4981 wdym by “test the waters”?

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do like the design

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iforgor8271 well you know how when someone wants to put a giant monster in a movie, they need to make sure he's popular as a videogame character, first?

    • @bentonmarcum8924
      @bentonmarcum8924 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@iforgor8271 he lives in. East Palestine

  • @matman329
    @matman329 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Great she guessed the monster's' hight, now if she can guess it's weight she could win a prize at the county fair

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Does it have to be numbers or can we just guess a fuckton?

  • @bluesman99999
    @bluesman99999 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Thanks Bimbo fairy." No, Brandon, thank you! I needed the laugh today!

  • @craigsewell8692
    @craigsewell8692 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Why do you look like a mall tramp?" Best line in the movie

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Any movie that has a giant pencil prop for a tiny person is Academy Awards material.

  • @zachsmith1634
    @zachsmith1634 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    14:04-14:12 I’m surprised you didn’t mention that it sounds like they used the T-Rex roar from Jurassic Park 🤣

  • @PWPH1984
    @PWPH1984 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This whole movie feels like what would happen if you tried to make a 70's era giant monster movie and replaced the Kenny role with a fully grown adult.

  • @YeppohTube
    @YeppohTube ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That Jon Arbuckle joke got me good.

  • @ryandtibbetts2962
    @ryandtibbetts2962 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When the mental projection of the tiny cut-rate valley girl is the most entertaining part of the movie...

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not just the 1990s there were a number incidents in the 1980s as well.

  • @SalusFuturistics
    @SalusFuturistics ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:53 "EVIL NEWS" made me laugh way harder than it should have.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IKR it made me think of BET from The Boondocks. "Black EEEEEEEEEVIL Television!" and I read it with that voice lmfao

  • @timberry4709
    @timberry4709 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brandon: "Find out after this commercial break... I guess."
    TH-cam: "As you wish" and inserts a commercial

  • @michaelsinger4638
    @michaelsinger4638 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Someone whose last name is literally Pugh.”
    IDK Florence Pugh seems to be a pretty good actress.

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And she's cute too!😁

    • @benderbendingrodriguez420
      @benderbendingrodriguez420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally first thing I thought lol! She's a fun personality with some good acting range. She was by far the only good part of that shitty Black Widow movie

  • @Dynaman21
    @Dynaman21 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Charles Band tried, but I think at the end of the day, he knew as much about kaiju films as the people behind Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills knew about tokusatsu.

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That show is an embarrassment to super hero shows!

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least the dark haired girl was hot! ❤

    • @the-NightStar
      @the-NightStar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@victorhernandez8723 I find it weird that nobody seems to understand that TTAFfBH was an intentional parody of Power Rangers and was trying to be bad and campy and terrible looking on purpose.

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@the-NightStar It was trying to be campy the same way The Room was a black comedy. That was what they had to do when Tsuburaya refused to give them Andro Melos footage and they had no money for anything.

  • @Brian-qn7fn
    @Brian-qn7fn ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A new Brandon video makes any day great. Also, RIP Lemmy. Also, who in the hell is blocking a Zarkorr video?

    • @JohnSuave
      @JohnSuave ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *BLOCKED BY TOHO*

    • @rubberwoody
      @rubberwoody ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zarkorr

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People with taste? So not those behind Power Rangers Mega Force then!

    • @andrewmarsjr9879
      @andrewmarsjr9879 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too tenold makes me laugh when my day is going bad and he makes it better

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@JohnSuaveLol!

  • @Mitzi_DelverVRC
    @Mitzi_DelverVRC ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Speaking as a big fan of getting scammed out of my money, these Raycon sponsorships everyone's been doing sure have been the best!

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're actually pretty decent I got some for my birthday a couple years ago, still going strong and I seem to have weird shaped ears but they stay in fine
      I was not paid to say this
      God I wish I was, fucking pay me someone!

    • @benderbendingrodriguez420
      @benderbendingrodriguez420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mom uses them & says their acc pretty decent. I have no idea if I can trust her opinion on that considering she can barely work her phone unless it's Facebook or TH-cam lol

  • @patrickburns7811
    @patrickburns7811 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how you said "find out after this commercial break... i guess" and the video immediately went to a burger king commercial! 🤣

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Zarkorr does look like an Ultraman monster-of-the-week, FOR A SINGLE EPISODE OF THE SHOW.

    • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
      @mrgodzillaraptors8632 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t disrespect ultraman like that man, ultra kaiju look waaaay better

    • @MD_Chaos
      @MD_Chaos ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s like most ultraman monsters though so not the win win statement

    • @Dr.W.Krueger
      @Dr.W.Krueger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrgodzillaraptors8632
      you obviously never watched the early Ultraman shows. THAT was some low budget f*ckery.

    • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
      @mrgodzillaraptors8632 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dr.W.Krueger at least their designs are charming and had some creativity. Now days the suits look pretty nice

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is one of those occasions where I say "Thank you for watching the movie, Brandon, so that we don't have to."

  • @MovieguruThe
    @MovieguruThe ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Everyone's waiting for Godzilla videos, and I'm sitting here silently waiting for Brandon to review "The Yongary Monster From The Deep"

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro, get in line. I'm waiting for that and The X From Outer Space to be featured to complete my kiddie Kaiju memory lane trip.

    • @DankMothBoi
      @DankMothBoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m waiting for him to do Varan The Unbelievable

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm waiting for him to review Garuda, Reptilicus, and The Giant Behemoth.

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 yeah me too

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine is reigo. Raiga. And raiga vs ohga! The movies are bad!

  • @kingvulturo
    @kingvulturo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zarkorr was always one of those films I kept meaning to watch as a kaiju film fan but after this, I feel like I dodged a 90's bullet.

  • @Belgand
    @Belgand ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Band really does seem to have a thing for tiny stuff. Even including the tiny alien girl in this one as a knock-off of the Mothra twins. If it turned out he had a shrinking fetish, I'm not sure I'd really be surprised.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A shrinking fetish? How wold that even work?... You know what, im not sure i wanna know.

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Zima reference really got me. That sh*t was everywhere.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: 'Zarkorr the Invader' was what I used to call my junk back in high school.

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Way more effective than "Mr. Wiggly."

  • @ComicGladiator
    @ComicGladiator ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Looking at the tiny hot chick, I keep thinking of the Simpsons episode where Homer is Paul Bunyan, and he keeps asking Marge how her Yoga stretching is going...

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Finally! Someone else comments on how hot she was.

    • @bradleyr.6385
      @bradleyr.6385 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s hot AF. What’s the actress name?

  • @callanhutchison1871
    @callanhutchison1871 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How did TOHO not sue the shit out of these guys for using the name Monster Island as their studio name?

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because a movie and a movie studio aren't the same thing.

  • @jonathanmulondo9206
    @jonathanmulondo9206 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You know you're in for a good time when Brandon is reviewing a giant monster flick

  • @DankMothBoi
    @DankMothBoi ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember finding ‘Kraa! The Sea Monster” while scrolling through Amazon looking for cheesy giant monster movies and watched the trailer and thought it seemed boring. I might watch one day…

    • @Sierlea
      @Sierlea ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That one's actually better. It's not *good*, human and monster scenes remain very disjointed, but the lead characters aren't as unpleasant and it has an Italian alien space clam.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact: The suit for Kraa was later reused as a monster of the week in an episode of Big Bad Beetleborgs.

    • @moviedudexd5579
      @moviedudexd5579 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Another fun fact: The suit for Kraa ended being up used in a gay porn movie called Knaked Knights.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moviedudexd5579 The Kraa suit seems really popular with low budget people.

  • @androblade3009
    @androblade3009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got an add after the commercial break joke, lol
    6:25

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:55 Tiny Teenage Mall Tramp🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "WHOA!!!!! That's a great song title!"

  • @glarryg2318
    @glarryg2318 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Postal workers were kind of like the grunge mass shooters." That is such a '90s thing to say in the 21st century. Well versed.

  • @anadin0612
    @anadin0612 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Brandon Tenold. The Canadian King of Crap. The best film reviewer I know.
    Thank you good Sir.

    • @andrewpytko4773
      @andrewpytko4773 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He and Brad Jones should do a something together.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not until he defeats Mark from Wierd Movies in single combat

  • @d1halberdgnoll963
    @d1halberdgnoll963 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The part where the cop goes "Wait, I heard of this, what if he's right?" killed me. Also the hacker guy. Fun little movie.

  • @midwestmonster9886
    @midwestmonster9886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "An alien being appeared to me this evening. And she told me that... that I have been chosen to defeat Zarkorr."
    You're right. This would have been a better movie if it was all in his head.

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:43 Chef...from South Park...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???? Really why is Chef helping the local Sheriff; that part only makes sense in the South Park Halloween special....AHHAHA (>.

  • @kellyrogers4492
    @kellyrogers4492 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What an awesome birthday gift for me, Brandon! Thank you! You’re the best!🎉

  • @wify0241
    @wify0241 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:26 “youll find out after this commercial break?” (Advert)

  • @marcgeorgestewart42
    @marcgeorgestewart42 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    A new episode of Brandon’s Cult Movie Reviews beats a bad day any day

  • @steveward6099
    @steveward6099 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I caught this on TUBI last year or to be more honest it caught me as it just automaticly started playing after RobotJox and I couldn't be bothered to find the remote. It staggers me how many of Bands films often have all the ingredients to make a fun cult movie; everyday slub protagonist, big stupid monster, cheap but charming effects yet its always an absolute bore.

    • @nicolasgarant9124
      @nicolasgarant9124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even Puppet Master, the movie he's most known for is absolutely carried by its premise and effects, because the plot itself is soooo slow and boring.

  • @B1GF3RG
    @B1GF3RG ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the real prequel to the "Postal" games. Hell, this could be the Postal Dude himself!

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:50 - "He also gives Tommy an Atari Lynx to take with. He doesn't want him to get bored on the plane, after all." - I'm afraid I've got some bad news regarding the Lynx's battery life, then.

  • @neonnwave1
    @neonnwave1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun Fact: 'Shining Time Station' is unknown to Americans. It's a Canadian show. Yes, I know it's Thomas the Tank Engine (I grew up with the show myself), but I don't know why the name change. Maybe a rights issue.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh yeah I am getting a Power Ranger like cheesy feeling to this film.

  • @MultiPolarWorldCo-op
    @MultiPolarWorldCo-op ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I can't wait to see them recite the ABC's backwards in real time"
    Me - CBA... Nailed it.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:30 I thought it was just a one-off joke from Seinfeld because of how overwhelming Newman’s job at the Post Office was.

  • @alexlime3440
    @alexlime3440 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You've introduced me to so many fun movies. Thanks for being you

  • @cthulhupthagn5771
    @cthulhupthagn5771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a fan of Charles Band, If I had to guess I would say that the monster footage in this movie was done as a proof of concept by somebody he partnered with, and He started filming before he could find out if the person was able to actually deliver more footage.
    This would kind of track if you have paid attention to his recent activity, there was a movie he put out called giantess attack.
    The movie was actually done as a indie project by a fan of the general who had it crowd funded along with a sequel that I keep seeing advertisements for but apparently never materialized.
    Charles band distributed that film, then hired him to do the special effects for attack of the fifty foot cam girl, which did well enough to net a sequel That has been criticized for much of what you say about Zarkorr. He is also going to release the Giantess Attack sequel and it looks like a 3rd is on the horizon.
    For what it's worth the actresses involved in all of these films seem to really enjoy their part in them and working with him so good for them I. Actually bought the 2 films that are out because I wanted to see the bonus features. , haven't watched them yet but considering most of what you show on this than the average film. I like to watch I don't think I'll be disappointed

  • @DylanYoung1998
    @DylanYoung1998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love watching your videos and hearing you talk about renting giant monster movies when you were younger. That’s exactly how I got into Godzilla movies and staying up to catch the late showings on TV. This channel feels like my childhood, and you’re a pretty cool dude. Metal heads forever🤘🏽

  • @krombopulousmichael5251
    @krombopulousmichael5251 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cant believe there were no slo-mo shots to pad the run time even more

  • @GNAWalker1992
    @GNAWalker1992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coming soon to Brandon’s Cult Movie Reviews: Kraa the Sea Monster. I can’t wait until he tears up Godzilla’s revenge aka All Monsters Attack.

  • @seanboggs215
    @seanboggs215 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy crap, i never thought I'd hear about this movie again, it was a rental store curiosity of mine back in the day. Great stuff, Brandon, i got more entertainment out of your review than the movie itself!
    Like WAY more! XD

  • @AikisDominator
    @AikisDominator ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh boy, flood of memories just rushed back into my mind, I watched that movie when I was a kid.

  • @Beardo2517
    @Beardo2517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Have you ever thought about reviewing Pulgasari? It has a very interesting production story with the director being kidnapped

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, the NK retelling of a lost South Korean film based on a folktale.

  • @dirkbonesteel
    @dirkbonesteel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lemmy + naked woman, and guitars = Hawkwind

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I do love a giant monster with big horns, the bigger the better in my book

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:48 Always appreciate a Shining Time Station reference

  • @thegnarledpirate9198
    @thegnarledpirate9198 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The movie's lighting is so out there I discovered Zarkorr was red in the making of.

  • @savedbythebelldeepdives
    @savedbythebelldeepdives ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On one hand: It's good to know this exists? On the other hand: Brandon's review is the only way I'm going to see any of it.

  • @Caine7ify
    @Caine7ify ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And supposedly, Spike Spiegle himself, Steve Blum was in that monster suit.

    • @ConstantineFurman
      @ConstantineFurman ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently, it was someone named John Paul Fedele.

    • @Caine7ify
      @Caine7ify ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ConstantineFurman Eh and maybe it was a different voice on the radio in one scene.

  • @paramutpenparkgoon7238
    @paramutpenparkgoon7238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so when will you do other thai movie? I have some movie you might like "ยักษ์วัดแจ้ง พบ จัมโบ้เอ (2517)"

  • @jamiehorton9958
    @jamiehorton9958 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zarkorr looks like he could be a cool Zoanoid for Guyver to fight.

    • @jaydugger3291
      @jaydugger3291 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was thinking that myself. Guyver is so underappreciated.

    • @kidprime6863
      @kidprime6863 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Zarkorr looks like a hybrid of Gomora and Arstron.

    • @jamiehorton9958
      @jamiehorton9958 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had to Google those... sadly, I know very little about Ultraman. That said, I had a few of the toys growing up (I thought they were just Godzilla toys) and I very much enjoyed Shin Ultraman in theaters.

  • @kingtanichi
    @kingtanichi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you next update your Bottom 10 Movies list, Starcrash 2 and War of the Robots are going to have some stiff competition! This was one of the most agonizingly painful movies I've ever sat through! It makes Things look like a legitimately good movie!

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Name a better duo than Brandon & B-Grade Kaiju flicks

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once made a list of The Top 13 Monster Movies worse than Godzilla 1998 just a few years ago.

  • @glennsisler1455
    @glennsisler1455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one thing you didn't get and you should have got it a few watch trancers was that Shield was supposed to be the door off the time ship when they went through when they lost the door all those movies were supposed to kind of like how a little connection

  • @Masterofsome01
    @Masterofsome01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look out, it's Zarkorr! The Imitator, uh I mean Invader

  • @Deephouse_Gent66
    @Deephouse_Gent66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh, that's a relief. Tommy was thinking that just 'HIS' life had no meaning." Dude, this is rare form. Funny thing was, I've always been curious about this movie and KRAA, but obviously not curious enough to see if there's a free version of them on youtube. Now, thanks to this video, I don't need to sit thru either movie. Great content!

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 ปีที่แล้ว

    " Or just find the back zipper and pull the suit actor out." Love those one liners Brandon.

  • @silvertotodile6958
    @silvertotodile6958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The man sounds like something meant to PARODY a monster movie, that name is so absurd.

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re a classic brother. I’m glad you’ve been around as long as you have been and kept up giving us great content 👍

  • @heresyinsider
    @heresyinsider ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Brandon. Was a subscriber back on the old channel that got deleted and was even a friend on Google plus when that was a fucking thing. It's always good to see when you upload a review of an unhinged movie. Keep it up bud.

  • @GoGojiraGo
    @GoGojiraGo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zarkorr looks like Red from The Legend of Spyro. And he stole Rexy's roar.

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact in early 90s, I was a postal clerk. I was actually working in the post office when the news about the ex-postal clerk shooting up his former workplace came out.

  • @DefConprime28
    @DefConprime28 ปีที่แล้ว

    @7:46 who else immediately thought of Sinbad from jingle all the way in that radio station scene where he says I'm a post tow worker and this is a bomb in a present

  • @Equ3strianGam3r
    @Equ3strianGam3r ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is everything they're watching on TV flipped horizontally?

  • @synthetics_music
    @synthetics_music ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's really saying something when the best thing about this movie is at the end credits 😂
    Thanks for posting this Brandon, made my day !

  • @mephosto
    @mephosto ปีที่แล้ว

    bonus points for laser eyes. it's a power you don't see much in giant monster movies.

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How much more 90s could this be? Zarcore U Know The Score.
    Nice Hawkwind t-shirt.

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I first heard of this Charles Band Godzilla knock-off from the Angry Video Game Nerd.

  • @DchanZockt
    @DchanZockt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After these attempts by Full Moon to try something like Godzilla, you might want to watch their attempt at the time to build something like the MCU. Because I read that their films Mandroid, The Chronicles of Benjamin Knight and Dark Angel were supposed to be set in the same universe. And there were probably plans to form a team out of these. So the B-movie version, of The Avengers ("The B-vengers" so to speak).

  • @MegaZeo
    @MegaZeo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You know you're in trouble when the movie stars someone whose last name is literally Pugh."
    Hey! Florence Pugh takes offense at that. 😛

  • @adam346
    @adam346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was thinking more in the same scenario of "Attack on Titan" but taking out the suit actor works to.

  • @wolfmanwarman
    @wolfmanwarman ปีที่แล้ว

    I had been trying to find this movie for years now! All I could remember was the laser beams and the shield at the end! Thanks Brandon!

  • @danielross5292
    @danielross5292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting that Tiny lady character looks like Those Japanese Two Tiny Fairy's from that Mothra movie's Dude?🤔

  • @johnrust592
    @johnrust592 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I vaguely remember seeing this movie. Apparently, it was so bad I buried it in my subconscious, and watching your review of it brought it back to the forefront of my brain. Yeah, thanks for that!

  • @PureRageFitness
    @PureRageFitness ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always a good day when a new video drops.

  • @anamericancelt6534
    @anamericancelt6534 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember seeing this on tv when I was a kid. Never knew the name. Tried to look it up a few years ago but google didn't understand "man kills monster with a reflective shield".

  • @lordkek5817
    @lordkek5817 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do a review on the Black Devil Doll franchise. It's so funny and perfect for a review.

  • @ImpinAintEazy
    @ImpinAintEazy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been waiting for you to cover this movie.

  • @Blindgenxgamer
    @Blindgenxgamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol. I remember the whole postal worker thing from the 90s. Phew, the 90s...make me miss the 80s

  • @oobrocks
    @oobrocks ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the woman in the back seat…just kept rolling her eyes 😅

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂 Who remembers the game POSTAL? The 90's were frign awesome

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:02 - So it is like the 2014 Godzilla, then, just show the attack via a radio or TV then cut away.

  • @LadyAstarionAncunin
    @LadyAstarionAncunin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Huh. Funny that the guy, instead of thinking, "Hey, cute girl," is like "Mall tramp!"
    A movie about a schizophrenic proto in/cel was a bold choice.

  • @slyane7320
    @slyane7320 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Brandon's tee-shirt Hawkwind....Lemmy's og band! Brandon has ALOT of great shirts...lol!!