All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need..
Alito and Thomas are proof that our primary criteria for selecting judges should be the strength of their character (honesty, strive for justice and fairness, wisdom) not what we have been using.
The Media Circus the Right Wing stirs up is a Counter Intel stratagem, commonly called "Muddying the Waters". the culture war daily news cycle BS is designed to distract as much as possible, so that things like this slip through the cracks; unless something else brings attention to it...
and we're stuck with them until they kick the proverbial bucket or they decide to step down which usually falls on the 3rd of Never-ary. (Mark it on your calendar).
If we can't oust Alito and Thomas, we need a Democratic Supermajority to add 4 new Justices to SCOTUS - it's constitutional and will solve so many problems.
That'd be fine, but with a supermajority you could also just impeach alito and thomas. Toss in gorsuch, barrett, and kavanaugh too. Alito and Thomas are obviously corrupt. Gorsuch should never have been put on the court. Barrett and kavanaugh lied during confirmation hearings.
Unfortunately the supreme justices police themselves now. New ethics rule of law they created recently for themselves. Wonder why 🤔 (then these flags go up soon after)
All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.
I hope the blatant disregard for constitution is noticed by all voters. If you vote for Donald you can’t complain when you lose youir country… and he has plans to not give it back.
All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need. ..
More flip flops than any summer vacation; I actually met the woman. She may be kind, but she sure as heck doesn't have the backbone that Liz Cheney does.
Stephen, you say Alito got in trouble for his upside flag, and Appeal to Heaven flags. I very rarely disagree with you, but these bastards never, ever “get in trouble “, and like trump, they don’t pay for their unAmerican behaviors or crimes. I love you Stephen. 💙VOTE BLUE 💙
remember. there are rules for "them" and rules for us. they gripe about the elite class (deep state, etc.) and they themselves are just as well part of it. if i even had flown a flag upside down on my property (even in protest) the neighbers woulds have hung me by my ankeles until i cried out...not again and told me it was disrespectful of our country. oh well there are those above the law and above being disrespectful. oh and as just an openion: nothing is going to happen to trump in any of his 91 inditments (yes he got fined 450 mill. one case and 85 mill. in another. but he has yet to pay any of it (reduced to 175 mill.) which he didn't pay, someone else put up the money. trump will come out of this with nothing happening to him. okay rant over.
@@Rose-p5m1v Welcome to politics, where bribery is legal. Ironically enough, if you work for the government (Federal or State) in literally ANY other capacity, you have to take a ton of course on the appearance of impropriety and how bribery is a felon and yadda, yadda, yadda...but if you're a politician, bribery is ENCOURAGED.
@@DIESEL0759We have half a century of conservative government and democrat "laissez-aller" to thank for that. No party is innoncent in this matter! Even Bernie is a millionaire!
How could you ensure that they have no party affiliation? Most US citizens do. A lack of party affiliation tends to imply a lack of interest in public affairs.
Apparently they are not to vote on party lines or even say what party affiliation they have! But all that went down the toilet when Trump came into office! Free for all! Do whatever suits you, who gives a s#$@ about the rule of law and the constitution,; granted I believe the pan of water was already boiling almost spilling over,and they saw "whatever"! Remember how Ted Cruz was interrogating candidate Ms Jackson and he treated her like dirt! That was the first red flag for me! I have never seen such disrespect in my life! From there it has been downhill ! Look at Congress meetings! Shockers I don't frequent,bars or houses of ill reputation! But I imagine that's how people behave,! Not to even mention the movie theaters, where Congresswomen can have sex ,near kids watching a movie!
@@jameskuyper A justice shouldn't necessarily be expected to have no party affiliation, but they should all be moderate, not extremists, and be trusted to always put the constitution first. There are also many people who don't affiliate with any party, but put logic first and agree with certain perspectives of both, which is the proper mindset of a healthy individual. Nobody should be a sheep for either party.
She seriously makes me sick, tRump made fun of her husband’s service, and that is ok with her??? We are a military family, and this in inexcusable. Shame on you Haley.
Only the group that put together that ad is not some random creator, but a self-styled "meme team" that Trump has been photographed with and his campaign manager has actively promoted.
@@martin2289 It's the same people who made that ridiculous "God made Trump" clip. The thing is the quality of their films is actually quite good, but they're ideologically supercharged. That's why I don't believe the claim that it was a mistake. Also it wasn't his human happy pill, they just chose her to "take one for the team"
Many MAGA supporters claim that the Nazis are communists because the translated party name is the National Socialist Workers Party (yes, I have had this discussion many times with MAGA supporters on social media) , so I'm surprised that they would associate themselves with the Third Reich and it's fascist regime in anyway.
ridiculous excuse from speaker Johnson, claiming it's a religious symbol. No politician should display a religious symbol in his office anyway. Your office is the place where you (should) serve ALL Americans without prejudice, and personal preferences that show bias towards a particular group should not enter that room.
He should have been immediately asked to reject the current usage of the flag AND the organizations that use it. You aren’t wrong people. I’m 70, and have been consuming news from day one. ( Thanks Dad 😂 ) The current situation is unprecedented, and one party has clearly lost their minds, a party whose decisions literally affect all of us, almost always negatively. They have a slim majority in the house. It may be the junior chamber, but they are the biggest threat to Democracy today. Their religion is to be your religion at all costs. Literally. This is the most important election in my lifetime. And it’s not for me, I’ll be dead soon. YOU have to get involved, it’s your life they want control of.
I don’t know about the us but in France religious symbols of any kind are forbidden in places of government therefore no gvt officers appointees would ever display any appartenance or would be sanctioned immediately !!
@@nevadak3424it is differenr in other (roman-catholic) parts of Europe: the cross is prominently displayed in state schools, state hospitals, even in nursing homes and government buildings (!!!) buildings)
And as Mitterrand said of Thatcher “she has the voice of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula”. Sadly I think old Tricky Nicky will be lurking in politics for some time, she is incredibly ambitious.
I cannot begin to fathom what it is like to be so fragile and pathetic, that you need to pay someone to feed you constant affirmation… #voteblue #BidenHarris
Trump's a Man Baby. Needs constant attention. He pushes foreign dignitaries out of the way to be in front of the cameras. He keeps his lawyers in the background so he stands out. So childish.
@@scottmoldenhauer8908 A MAGA cult...questioning others "morale" when they will vote for a ex-president in a criminal court, facing multiple indictments? You love DUMP'S fake Christian criminality and scams, yet you speak of "morale?"
@Caras443 murder. In Sacramento they had this hole in the wall called "Murder Burger" Great burgers and milkshakes. Someone complained so they changed it to Redrum" Still a great place
@@ecyor0look at the Nixon/jfk election of 1960. When questioned after the JFK assassination, the results had him winning by a huge margin. In reality, it was a very close election. Seems like people didn’t want to admit the support Nixon with all his controversies.
Stephen is amazing! I can’t think of anyone else who can use the phrase, “great news about me” with everyone still smiling in warmth after he does so. Though I really felt his exhaustion during the COVID miasma lulls & beyond, I’m confident he’s really BACK now. I wish him the Best. He’s “helped me” through some gloomy days with his humor, wit, & transcendency!! 🇺🇸🌱🌸🌷 PEACEFUL Memorial Day!
Vote Blue to prevent some crazy dementia ridden guy who wants to be a dictator. All of us who are affected by abortion and trans issues you must vote blue. I am old and have lived protected by Roe. Now that it's taken away abortion access is the one issue I'll get out of bed for and yell and scream. who do they think they are? I still don't get it. What is it to anyone whether or not a woman has or does not have an abortion? No one else is going to raise the child if that is what happens. I don't get it. I guess they're using the "sanctity of life" argument. These anti abortion people are like old time vigilantes making sure everyone is in line with what they believe. What does it matter to anyone? Maybe the Catholics just want more Catholics. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would care one way or another. This is a mind your own beeswax thing. People are so nosey and must have vacant lives if they are so obsessed with pregnant women. Reproduction is a hot potato. We shouldn't be having more children we can't take care of in a way that is good for them.
Small clarification on the whole swastika thing. That isn't a forgotten symbol, at least in eastern Asia (where it also has a different orientation). It is still a symbol used (called "manji" in India and "wàn" in China) and celebrated as "a mark of well-being". Now, that said, if someone has a Nazi swastika flag, they are 100% a Nazi. If they have a Buddhist swastika, they are either a devout Buddhist or a very confused Nazi.
more likely in the US to be a confused Nazi. Our popular culture still has many reminders of what villains Nazis were/are, so no one growing up here really has an excuse.
"where it also has a different orientation" i feel the need to point out that that's a modern innovation, specifically to distinguish it better. the nazis didn't invert the symbol the first time they stole it.
The Buddhist symbol came long ago. The Nazis just decided to reverse the symbol and use it for their own purposes. They took a revered symbol and associated it with their horrific actions.
@@bdahl4002 hello...the Truth are 1. Democracy is better than dictatorship. 2. The Nation is more important than a selfish individual. 3. Peace of the nation is more important than any political party....WAKE UP NOW !!! COUNTRY FIRST before party 💯💯💯
Nikki took a page right out of the Democrats playbook. She took your money, told all sorts of B.S. about Trump then after getting trampled by trump her true feeling came out. She blew her chance at VP by doing it. Now she’s looking for a new job.
I didnt realize having good legs is required of a president. Its a good thing one of our most popular, notable, and famous Presidents didnt have to roll himself around in a wheelchair. ... ...oh wait.
Manning it with stooges is part of the classic "Drehbuch" (=script) to dissolve the credibility of the democratic institutions and pave the way for authoritarianism.
I'm beginning to really like when Colbert reacts to the crowds response to a joke with the same enthusiasm as a parent who's entertained by a kid doing something sad but adorable.
@@johnbannister9212Bot or just a Troll? Going through the comments and criticizing the comedic quality on different comedy shows sounds like you make excellent use of your time.
Literally. At 85, I'm an antique who has seen this setup from WW2. Think THIS: What if....the dictator DOES 'win' ? Read your history and use your mind: = do YOU wanna be told 'how, when, whether' to live your life? Cuz that's what happens. Eg....read about what Castro did to Cuba! Is the USA next.......?
When he was president, his staff had to spoon feed him information in extremely dumbed down bullet points to keep his attention. His mental capacities at this point couldn't handle a flashcard.
Every time Trump complains about something, I tend to see it as him projecting. So when he says he can’t imagine Biden actually running and that he’ll drop out of the race…that gives me a lot of hope! I think Trump is thinking of dropping out of the race!! 🤣
His ego will guarantee it stays projection. Also with him winning being the only way he's not getting charged ... I hope. The judicial system has proved to be pretty shit.
As I watch America circle the drain, and prepare for the orange dictator to be re-elected, I am grateful for this monologue every day to help me smile at the insanity surrounding us.
Thirty Plus years ago I bought bologna. My kids asked "What's Bologna"? I answered it's a Flat Hotdog. 😂 I thought I owned that phrase because I haven't heard it ever until this monologue. 😊
Maybe he was actually that guy with the horns and face paint at the storming of the US Capitol 🤔 Joking aside, the fact that a Supreme Court Justice is flying partisan flags seems way off to me!
Excellent take on that hotdog imagination. That was real funny, perfectly portrayed. And the smiley. open-mouthed Trump was silly, ha-ha. Love this episode!
The problem is that the only short stories they know are from the Bible. No real lessons to learn there. They weren’t told useful stories like that. Ironic, considering how applicable that one story is to many of their beliefs.
You mean his supporters, who bought $400 invisible shoes because they haven't been made yet? (And likely won't be made after LouBoutin sues for the red soles they have trademarked?)
SCOTUS has become absolutely GROTESQUE🤦♂️🤮
They are the Scrotus. Buncha ballsac hypocrisy.
Just wait until they overturn the 2024 election results in Trump's favor.
GROTUS
Your country has a sickness. You are the badguy in most stories
All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store.
Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers.
The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need..
Alito and Thomas both disgraceful as judges in our highest court. Should both step down. No excuses!
how is the American flag pro trump? please explain.
@@beargillium2369try and keep up. Read
@@beargillium2369 The upside down flag.
Alito and Thomas are proof that our primary criteria for selecting judges should be the strength of their character (honesty, strive for justice and fairness, wisdom) not what we have been using.
@@beargillium2369 Better yet, stop with the purposeful ignorance - it's not funny and it's not clever.
Scotus should be recused & impeached ! Alito / Thomas / Kavanaugh & Barret all need to be ousted.
Don't forget gorsux
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Drawn and quartered.
Justices Alito and Thomas should resign. They're making the Supreme Court a complete joke. 😮😅😂
And they aren't even the ones with stolen seats!!
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They need to take Gaetz and Coney-Barret with them since they lied to get confirmed to the court.
@@womanofsubstance8735 Gaetz isn’t a judge on any court.
@@womanofsubstance8735 Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.
How is it that this Alito flag incident wasn't talked about for over THREE YEARS???
There was just such an unimaginable amount of BS going on it's going to take years to address everything
The Media Circus the Right Wing stirs up is a Counter Intel stratagem, commonly called "Muddying the Waters". the culture war daily news cycle BS is designed to distract as much as possible, so that things like this slip through the cracks; unless something else brings attention to it...
Colbert, "The bowling ball seeing those fingers comimg," priceless! Because Alley-way and his flags are giving the middle finger to USA.
Hope Alito and the rest of the Supreme Court see the clip of his name and face coming on screen and the audience booing.
Alito and Thomas are flaunting it now. No accountability.
SPITTING AND PEEING ON THE CONSTITUTION WHILE GIVING THE NATION THE FINGER, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…..
Their beliefs and prejudices are out in the open now. No need for justices to appear professional and unbiased.
and we're stuck with them until they kick the proverbial bucket or they decide to step down which usually falls on the 3rd of Never-ary. (Mark it on your calendar).
"Here's a Nazi, Cheryl. Get out of there." Perfectly stated!
Always funny, Stephen . . . . "Cheap date!" Good one along with the constant flow of comedy. Thanks for the humour. We all need it.
If we can't oust Alito and Thomas, we need a Democratic Supermajority to add 4 new Justices to SCOTUS - it's constitutional and will solve so many problems.
Please quit looking at our country in terms of red and blue. Divide and conquer devices really like this
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
Yes, look at it in terms of pro and anti democracy.
Pro and anti checks & balances.
@@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins That ship already sailed. The reds have declared war on democracy, so we need to dilute the Trumpanzee poison.
That'd be fine, but with a supermajority you could also just impeach alito and thomas. Toss in gorsuch, barrett, and kavanaugh too.
Alito and Thomas are obviously corrupt.
Gorsuch should never have been put on the court.
Barrett and kavanaugh lied during confirmation hearings.
13 districts 13 judges
Alito is a disgrace and should be impeached! Just ridiculous!
Unfortunately the supreme justices police themselves now. New ethics rule of law they created recently for themselves. Wonder why 🤔 (then these flags go up soon after)
What sort of majority do the Dems need in the senate to get a conviction?
Along with Kavanaugh and the other criminal Thomas
@@tinalessia And the others who lied to Congress…Vote Blue 💙🗳️💙
Haven't you heard? Impeachment is just a political stunt now.
Alito and Thomas absolutely love to flaunt their corruption.🤦♂️🤮
All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store.
Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers.
The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.
I hope classes are taught about their Corruption and Illegalities. Both should be in Prison for their various Criminal behavior.
I hope the blatant disregard for constitution is noticed by all voters. If you vote for Donald you can’t complain when you lose youir country… and he has plans to not give it back.
They flaunt their corruption and flout the law.
does anyone expect anything to happen about it? any consequences? removal from the court perhaps?
LOL! Stephen Colbert and his writers are absolutely genius! They make disturbing news insanely funny!
👍🏿
skibidi biden
amen and amen
Impeach Alito and Thomas!! Vote BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! Thanks Stephen C!
Before: The Supreme Court of USA
Now: The Supreme Corruption of trump
All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store.
Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers.
The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.
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Of the GOP, I would add. Trump is just the puppet of many by mutual interest.
Republicans Court with supreme reign.
And billionaires inc.
Supreme Coup of the United States
Haley's delight. Flip flop, flip to the flippity flip flip flopa she don't stop..
More flip flops than any summer vacation; I actually met the woman. She may be kind, but she sure as heck doesn't have the backbone that Liz Cheney does.
Stephen, you say Alito got in trouble for his upside flag, and Appeal to Heaven flags. I very rarely disagree with you, but these bastards never, ever “get in trouble “, and like trump, they don’t pay for their unAmerican behaviors or crimes. I love you Stephen. 💙VOTE BLUE 💙
Sanity.
remember. there are rules for "them" and rules for us. they gripe about the elite class (deep state, etc.) and they themselves are just as well part of it. if i even had flown a flag upside down on my property (even in protest) the neighbers woulds have hung me by my ankeles until i cried out...not again and told me it was disrespectful of our country. oh well there are those above the law and above being disrespectful. oh and as just an openion: nothing is going to happen to trump in any of his 91 inditments (yes he got fined 450 mill. one case and 85 mill. in another. but he has yet to pay any of it (reduced to 175 mill.) which he didn't pay, someone else put up the money. trump will come out of this with nothing happening to him. okay rant over.
Thomas and Alito are Pro-Insurrection.
🇺🇸💙⚖️VOTE ⚖️💙🇺🇸
That makes them Traitors to Our America!
Wait, those are the only 2 that openly and proudly worship Der orange Furher. I would bet the other 4 are also All-In.
@@andreah6379 Kavanaugh had a sexual misconduct case hanging over him, disappeared when he was confirmed. So that's 3
Kennedy2024
“You guys are a cheap date…” perfect, absolutely perfect! PEABODY WORTHY!!!
Luv'd that last bit with the printer. She played it perfectly and Colbert as always did his. 👍🏽
SCOTUS has lost the respect of the people.
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If I might add, because of the right wing justices three of which were appointed by a short-fingered vulgarian.
And that's worrysome on so many levels...
Speaker Johnson is just letting EVERYONE know who is his Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good grief! How many homes does Alito own? All those years of rich republicans bribes sure pay well!💸💰💵
@@Rose-p5m1v Welcome to politics, where bribery is legal.
Ironically enough, if you work for the government (Federal or State) in literally ANY other capacity, you have to take a ton of course on the appearance of impropriety and how bribery is a felon and yadda, yadda, yadda...but if you're a politician, bribery is ENCOURAGED.
@@Rose-p5m1vUnquestioning loyalty to "Das Reich" pays off.
His master is the father of lies. The lord of the flies. NOT the son of God.
@@DIESEL0759We have half a century of conservative government and democrat "laissez-aller" to thank for that. No party is innoncent in this matter! Even Bernie is a millionaire!
"Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming ... " Don't know who wrote that line, but give that person a raise! (Or at least a bonus.) Well done! 💙
That weed bit was brilliantly executed.
Even the PA suburbs smells like weed.
Well done.
I will smoke to that!
"they want to sit at a table, I said no, let's stand I want to stand....so we're sitting at a table "
-art of the deal 🙄😂😂😂😂
😂💀
😂🤣😂
Sit, stand; it doesn't matter, he would soil himself before they get to the first question.
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This is what happens when you let a crook steal classified documents and blackmail all his opponents with those same documents!
...The documents probably went to Putin, Xi, and several white Christian Nationalist billionaires.
Wow, "Mary Jane" still as popular today as in the 1970s when I was a teenager!!😊
It's legal in my state.
Legal here in Vegas 😊
I didn't like it in the seventies and l still don't like it.
Yeah we grew up
thank mother earth
I love that you say “all the ships at sea,” for our military members ⚓️🌎🫡
It's an obscure homage to 40s radio personality Walter Winchell, who opened his daily broadcasts with it. He was the Rush Limbaugh of his day
@ thank you! How fascinating
I don't understand how Americans can have justices with party affiliations. How can they be impartial at all?
Fun fact: they aren't!
How could you ensure that they have no party affiliation?
Most US citizens do. A lack of party affiliation tends to imply a lack of interest in public affairs.
Apparently they are not to vote on party lines or even say what party affiliation they have! But all that went down the toilet when Trump came into office! Free for all! Do whatever suits you, who gives a s#$@ about the rule of law and the constitution,; granted I believe the pan of water was already boiling almost spilling over,and they saw "whatever"! Remember how Ted Cruz was interrogating candidate Ms Jackson and he treated her like dirt! That was the first red flag for me! I have never seen such disrespect in my life! From there it has been downhill ! Look at Congress meetings! Shockers I don't frequent,bars or houses of ill reputation! But I imagine that's how people behave,! Not to even mention the movie theaters, where Congresswomen can have sex ,near kids watching a movie!
They’re supposed to put that -and religion- aside in favor of the law. At home, they can do whatever but on the bench, it’s law only.
@@jameskuyper A justice shouldn't necessarily be expected to have no party affiliation, but they should all be moderate, not extremists, and be trusted to always put the constitution first. There are also many people who don't affiliate with any party, but put logic first and agree with certain perspectives of both, which is the proper mindset of a healthy individual. Nobody should be a sheep for either party.
Haley flipped when being considered to be Trump's VP.... let's get real here... she's a turncoat...
no respect
She is a birdbrain.
Well I mean they all are. Pretty much all of them shittalked him when he first came out cus they never believed he’d win
@@TheSmarq17 they both are.
She seriously makes me sick, tRump made fun of her husband’s service, and that is ok with her??? We are a military family, and this in inexcusable. Shame on you Haley.
"I'm not a Nazi. I just hire Nazis who can't read background text." --Trump (probably)
That's not the excuse you think it is, Don.
Only the group that put together that ad is not some random creator, but a self-styled "meme team" that Trump has been photographed with and his campaign manager has actively promoted.
@@martin2289 It's the same people who made that ridiculous "God made Trump" clip. The thing is the quality of their films is actually quite good, but they're ideologically supercharged. That's why I don't believe the claim that it was a mistake. Also it wasn't his human happy pill, they just chose her to "take one for the team"
@@martin2289 that information needs to be pushed.
Many MAGA supporters claim that the Nazis are communists because the translated party name is the National Socialist Workers Party (yes, I have had this discussion many times with MAGA supporters on social media) , so I'm surprised that they would associate themselves with the Third Reich and it's fascist regime in anyway.
Yay... weed
ridiculous excuse from speaker Johnson, claiming it's a religious symbol. No politician should display a religious symbol in his office anyway. Your office is the place where you (should) serve ALL Americans without prejudice, and personal preferences that show bias towards a particular group should not enter that room.
When did he say it was a religious symbol? Did I miss that part? I thought he just said it was Washington’s flag
He should have been immediately asked to reject the current usage of the flag AND the organizations that use it. You aren’t wrong people. I’m 70, and have been consuming news from day one. ( Thanks Dad 😂 ) The current situation is unprecedented, and one party has clearly lost their minds, a party whose decisions literally affect all of us, almost always negatively. They have a slim majority in the house. It may be the junior chamber, but they are the biggest threat to Democracy today. Their religion is to be your religion at all costs. Literally. This is the most important election in my lifetime. And it’s not for me, I’ll be dead soon. YOU have to get involved, it’s your life they want control of.
@@saddesklunch2544they said Washington’s flag has been co-opted by the Christian nationalists. It didn’t start off as a religious symbol.
I don’t know about the us but in France religious symbols of any kind are forbidden in places of government therefore no gvt officers appointees would ever display any appartenance or would be sanctioned immediately !!
@@nevadak3424it is differenr in other (roman-catholic) parts of Europe: the cross is prominently displayed in state schools, state hospitals, even in nursing homes and government buildings (!!!) buildings)
Alito's face ... "Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming." dropped me to the floor.
"Daddy needs his Happy Page". Comic gold! Well Done! 💙
As a voter I think Haley has Thatcher’s eyes but not her conviction. Thatcher was awful, Haley is pathetic
And as Mitterrand said of Thatcher “she has the voice of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula”. Sadly I think old Tricky Nicky will be lurking in politics for some time, she is incredibly ambitious.
She lost me .... she promised to do what she could to keep keep trumpiepoo out of the white house. And now???
@@kathybarnett1905a politician? Breaking a promise? Who would’ve guessed! Usually they at least wait until they get into office, though…
Disappointing to hear she would vote for trump even though she acknowledges that Biden is far better on foreign policy.
@@kathybarnett1905 Of course, not even she believed herself.
The umpire analogy bit was SPOT--ON! Colbert does it again!
Not just a pro-trump flag... an anti-American flag.
👍
Two of them at both homes. Republican Supreme Court.
@@audreywellham2413 Are we sure there are only 2 homes?
Someone needs to sell the same flag with the following words underneath the picture:
PRO-WUNDERBAUM
ANTI-TRUMP
Those are the same thing though.
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
As the news gets more dire, Stephen just gets funnier. BTW, thanks for the pull-back on Joe. More, more!
Despite the Swedish theming, Ikea's international headquarters is actually in Leiden, Netherlands, so "Dutch Sheets" would be an accurate name.
Why the sheets though
Tsjonge Jonge Jonge... It's a tax trick. IKEA is pretty god damn Swedish.
I cannot begin to fathom what it is like to be so fragile and pathetic, that you need to pay someone to feed you constant affirmation… #voteblue #BidenHarris
hmmm ,don't know any lesser morale (d) folks who have little concern over their actions? where is it you live?
Trump's a Man Baby. Needs constant attention. He pushes foreign dignitaries out of the way to be in front of the cameras. He keeps his lawyers in the background so he stands out. So childish.
@@scottmoldenhauer8908 A MAGA cult...questioning others "morale" when they will vote for a ex-president in a criminal court, facing multiple indictments? You love DUMP'S fake Christian criminality and scams, yet you speak of "morale?"
@@scottmoldenhauer8908 I'm assuming you are being sarcastic - but no, I do not personally know or associate with anyone as sick and pathetic as Trump!
You can't spell hatred without red hat.
True
And redrum?
🎯👏 well said! 🌊🇺🇸💙
@Caras443 murder. In Sacramento they had this hole in the wall called "Murder Burger" Great burgers and milkshakes. Someone complained so they changed it to Redrum" Still a great place
EXACTLY! Red Hat reverse the words and what do you get?HATRED!🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄
So why are we surprised that Alito flies a flag that looks like air freshener? Maybe he smells something bad, but just does not realize it is himself.
I'm on vacation in NYC and I am enjoying the sidewalk atmosphere. Breathing deeply man 😁
Someday people will wake up from their Trump dream and realise how ridiculous they were
No they won't. They are not normal.
@@whocares2087.1 They'll be true believers and then when no-one's looking in 20 years, they'll start saying they never supported him.
@@ecyor0look at the Nixon/jfk election of 1960. When questioned after the JFK assassination, the results had him winning by a huge margin. In reality, it was a very close election.
Seems like people didn’t want to admit the support Nixon with all his controversies.
maybe 10% at most
More like a Trump nightmare.
Nikki Haley is about as authentic as a masters degree from Trump University.
You're way to kind. She two faced. Greetings from arctic. If we Inupiaq can figure her out, the world know.
She's SPINELESS. She's always been spineless.
At first I thought it said ....mattress degree....THAT could b appropriate....A MATTRESS DEGREE FROM DUMP U🤢🤮🤬😂😂😂😂😅😅😅✌️
@@marshamariner7897 That course of study is only offered at the Moscow campus.
@@marshamariner7897 they sell mattresses. This is probably a real degree there.
This show makes me laugh out loud almost every day. Well done and keep em coming!
Thanks Stephen coffee up my nose and landing on my keyboard! Love your writers 🙂
Vote for JOE and NOT the PSYCHO(S)!
Stephen! You’re *PRE-APPROVED* !
I love that stephen has been having his staff appear more often on video.
Injustice Alito flies flags at home for people that know exactly how many cigarettes they can get for a catalytic converter…
Can you imagine if Trump fell asleep during the debate...lol the world would implode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, the MAGAsphere would, anyway.
Trump's got a bigly powerful imagination: I mean, didn't he declassify all those documents just by imagining it?
Vote Biden in November 💙💙💙💙 lets save Democracy. Thank you Stephen you're so amazing 🎉
I’m voting for Nikki
Fools will be fools…🌊🇺🇸💙
Stephen is amazing! I can’t think of anyone else who can use the phrase, “great news about me” with everyone still smiling in warmth after he does so.
Though I really felt his exhaustion during the COVID miasma lulls & beyond, I’m confident he’s really BACK now. I wish him the Best. He’s “helped me” through some gloomy days with his humor, wit, & transcendency!! 🇺🇸🌱🌸🌷
PEACEFUL Memorial Day!
Vote Blue to prevent some crazy dementia ridden guy who wants to be a dictator. All of us who are affected by abortion and trans issues you must vote blue. I am old and have lived protected by Roe. Now that it's taken away abortion access is the one issue I'll get out of bed for and yell and scream. who do they think they are? I still don't get it. What is it to anyone whether or not a woman has or does not have an abortion? No one else is going to raise the child if that is what happens. I don't get it. I guess they're using the "sanctity of life" argument. These anti abortion people are like old time vigilantes making sure everyone is in line with what they believe. What does it matter to anyone? Maybe the Catholics just want more Catholics. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would care one way or another. This is a mind your own beeswax thing. People are so nosey and must have vacant lives if they are so obsessed with pregnant women. Reproduction is a hot potato. We shouldn't be having more children we can't take care of in a way that is good for them.
I am husband is son is
Small clarification on the whole swastika thing. That isn't a forgotten symbol, at least in eastern Asia (where it also has a different orientation). It is still a symbol used (called "manji" in India and "wàn" in China) and celebrated as "a mark of well-being". Now, that said, if someone has a Nazi swastika flag, they are 100% a Nazi. If they have a Buddhist swastika, they are either a devout Buddhist or a very confused Nazi.
Thank you @Kanuck👍🧓
confused nazi ^^ nice, though i do wonder, what would a nazi be if they were *not* confused?
more likely in the US to be a confused Nazi. Our popular culture still has many reminders of what villains Nazis were/are, so no one growing up here really has an excuse.
"where it also has a different orientation"
i feel the need to point out that that's a modern innovation, specifically to distinguish it better. the nazis didn't invert the symbol the first time they stole it.
The Buddhist symbol came long ago. The Nazis just decided to reverse the symbol and use it for their own purposes. They took a revered symbol and associated it with their horrific actions.
I WILL BE VOTING DEMOCRAT , until we have a NEW Republican party .....Nikki disappointed me badly💔💔...
Like you will see the truth someday and realize the terrible mistake your making.
@@bdahl4002 hello...the Truth are 1. Democracy is better than dictatorship. 2. The Nation is more important than a selfish individual. 3. Peace of the nation is more important than any political party....WAKE UP NOW !!! COUNTRY FIRST before party 💯💯💯
Nikki took a page right out of the Democrats playbook. She took your money, told all sorts of B.S. about Trump then after getting trampled by trump her true feeling came out. She blew her chance at VP by doing it. Now she’s looking for a new job.
@@YesJustice good morning, 1-Watch Biden’s speech at that black college about Democracy. 2- The boarder, 3- Biden is supporting Hamas thru the U.N.
Kennedy
I hope everybody enjoys their holiday weekend! Make sure to get out and vote blue when it's time to vote! 🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🔵☮️
Kennedy2024
You have some damn good writers. You always brighten my day.😊
Please never retire. When we all pass way you can retire sr.
I didnt realize having good legs is required of a president. Its a good thing one of our most popular, notable, and famous Presidents didnt have to roll himself around in a wheelchair.
...
...oh wait.
Thank you so much for this. I'm disabled myself, and this made me smile and feel better about myself and my own capabilities.
SCOTUS is the worst🤢
Scrotum Court of the United States
SCROTUS
Manning it with stooges is part of the classic "Drehbuch" (=script) to dissolve the credibility of the democratic institutions and pave the way for authoritarianism.
I've always wondered why Stephen is always so chill. Now I know. Thanks New York City! 🇺🇸
"To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!"🍻
-Homer J. Simpson 😂
I'm beginning to really like when Colbert reacts to the crowds response to a joke with the same enthusiasm as a parent who's entertained by a kid doing something sad but adorable.
There are actual real jokes on this show? without prompted audience applauds. Sorry, shucks, this is the US
@@johnbannister9212Bot or just a Troll? Going through the comments and criticizing the comedic quality on different comedy shows sounds like you make excellent use of your time.
I love when Stephen says, "And all the ships at sea!" ❤ ⛵❤
IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!
VOTE BLUE LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸
Um; they DID impeach Drumpf; three times.
Literally. At 85, I'm an antique who has seen this setup from WW2. Think THIS:
What if....the dictator DOES 'win' ? Read your history and use your mind: = do YOU wanna be told 'how, when, whether' to live your life? Cuz that's what happens. Eg....read about what Castro did to Cuba! Is the USA next.......?
Because our lives DO depend on it. Or at least our lives as we know them!
F that
Voting against Trump is not voting for the best candidate. I'm voting Kennedy, the best candidate we've had in decades.
Follow up question for Johnson: why are you at this moment flying George Washington’s flag? Pathetic press corps.
Thank you for bringing so much joy in my life at the end of a stressful day!!
Imagine printing his mood boosting news stories for him and still somehow thinking that he has the mind and temperament to be in power.
When he was president, his staff had to spoon feed him information in extremely dumbed down bullet points to keep his attention. His mental capacities at this point couldn't handle a flashcard.
Every time Trump complains about something, I tend to see it as him projecting. So when he says he can’t imagine Biden actually running and that he’ll drop out of the race…that gives me a lot of hope! I think Trump is thinking of dropping out of the race!! 🤣
I'm doubtful, but I hope you're right.
You may actually be on to something.
His ego will guarantee it stays projection.
Also with him winning being the only way he's not getting charged ... I hope. The judicial system has proved to be pretty shit.
Unfortunately, "Not Going to Happen G.I. "
He's likely projecting that he's going to fall out of the race when he's finally sent to prison. He knows he's going to be found guilty.
This was a particularly well written monologue. Shout out to the writers!
As I watch America circle the drain, and prepare for the orange dictator to be re-elected, I am grateful for this monologue every day to help me smile at the insanity surrounding us.
He's not going to be re-elected.
"We've got a great show for you tonight. "
Sorry, Stephen, nothing could top that monologue. You are the absolute best.
You're killing me. So funny. Brilliant.
He is great and his writers are too.
Great analogy with the ump in a Yankees shirt.❤❤❤
"...and antique doll that moves closer every time you look away," Nailed it Stephen.
😀
Summer?...there's still a patch of snow still left in my backyard.
Thank you Stephen for making me laugh….the reality is heartbreaking 💔
A headline in the Guardian. "the unified reich line was a message not a mistake" !
Absolutely was a message just like he always does
Justice Alito will blame Clarence Thomas's wife this time!😂
And that would be a more believable excuse.
Love ya Colbert! ❤
Thirty Plus years ago I bought bologna. My kids asked "What's Bologna"? I answered it's a Flat Hotdog. 😂
I thought I owned that phrase because I haven't heard it ever until this monologue. 😊
Already having withdrawal symptoms.
Need more Colbert.❤ Leave it to me to stop smoking weed just when it’s “everywhere”.
Alcohol companies outlawed Marijuana because it was a huge competitor. Image, the same affect, but NO HANGOVER.
Just infertility….
@@gary3074 even better.
@@JaNouWatIkVind Any reason you're deciding to be a dick?
@@gary3074 Wasn't that just anti-drug propaganda?
I wouldn't say "same effect." No one gets stoned and beats their wife...
Dude threw his wife under the bus over a stupid flag.
Dude threw half the country under the bus with his Roe/Wade ruling. What's another injustice to a woman to him?
Apparently, his wife is also a piece of work, every bit as much of a radical loon as he is.
"SITTING AT A TABLE"...WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT...BLURBLING SOUNDS FROM HIS DIAPER.
Colbert & his staff do such a phenomenal job. I love how crisp & spot on the observations are!
8:58 He wants to stand, so he can stroll and prowl around, and behind Biden, like he did with Hillary in 2015...
$20 says we eventually find out that Alito is a qanon person.
that already happened
Maybe he is... Q!
Totally
Maybe he was actually that guy with the horns and face paint at the storming of the US Capitol 🤔
Joking aside, the fact that a Supreme Court Justice is flying partisan flags seems way off to me!
should have bet more money; there's no way he wasn't. He has to be...
Excellent take on that hotdog imagination. That was real funny, perfectly portrayed. And the smiley. open-mouthed Trump was silly, ha-ha. Love this episode!
"...and antique doll that gets closer every time you look away."
😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Haley folded like Dutch Sheets.
Anyone traveling this weekend stay safe.
I never travel on Holidays.
Keeps life simple
You & Evie need to come up with a skit or Memorial Day cards.
We miss her.❤
Glad to see Ham Rove still getting some mileage out there.
We can laugh and make fun of Alito all we want, but he still holds power.
Trump in prison 2024
crime disappears as they begin looking for a cell mate
Trump in min security Country Golf Estate (prison) 2024
😎🫵🏻💙🇺🇸 approved!
@@kaylamadison8347-Responsible for daiper duty! 💩🦨
The country is too corrupt, never will get jail time
Trump supporters are like real life people who swear up and down that the Emperor is actually wearing clothes.
I'm very thankful indeed that this emperor is wearlng clothes 🤢
That encouraging fable being disproven is a source of endless frustration.
@@justsaying14and diapers
The problem is that the only short stories they know are from the Bible. No real lessons to learn there. They weren’t told useful stories like that. Ironic, considering how applicable that one story is to many of their beliefs.
You mean his supporters, who bought $400 invisible shoes because they haven't been made yet? (And likely won't be made after LouBoutin sues for the red soles they have trademarked?)