*Kratos:* Under contrary... Even after such long durations lived, my memories of ceasing beings beyond your frivolous understandings amongst the conceptually unfound ways, have always remained... I furthermore have knowledge humanity wrongly claimed, you see before you evidence of such very much retained... (Proceeds to very casually rip a hole through Space & Time, safely surrounding evidence in the form of mirror... Giving depictions of crucial ancient events he not only was in, but gifted knowledge imbued as is, even some that aren't too currently ancient like WWl & WWll he too was in, through every woes and wonders of many... Despite what once was thought to have been correctly scriptured or the countless things once thought of as grounded foundations and mere Myth. Though it's shown for all to see of their true history being fantastically unprecedented then once ever believed, it's with as much immaculately described precision without any loose end to concede... Unfathomable existentialism for their foundations of reality, yet an odd aspiring awe filled everyone in the room that day) *Lawyer:* W-Well your Honor you see um, that's merely a... Okay no, not even one as elusive or with due time as Columbo could ever counter or unfuck all of that... I mean... This is something to recall least, never mind what I said before: Categorizing you as a living fossil isn't enough description anymore... But why? Your cover is still blown man... Well, you might as well take on the job of a museum professor or something. *Kratos:* It matters not what cathartic remembrances I have bestowed unfortunately, now I suggest for the greater good of the people here to remain calm... For the agents of versatile ethereal protections will employ cognitive cleansing, for everyone else here, that much will await... In the following moments you will once devalue this anecdote as but another illusion, there's no further irksome dilemma worth expressing for me as well... Regardless of my benevolent natures of today, you may still think that your vastly improved advancements or vascular armies of today, will grant you a sparing chance, should I alone go rouge once more... Even they know better then anyone in the futility of my "Fullest Detaining" let alone make me ever in a state of such "Truest Forgetting" even with the alterations of streaming intuitions, I remain of upmost brewing fruitions... Yes, I am not the only mark left in this or any other realm... In fact, an ally had kept me in line as he will for you... For however unassuming he wants you to believe, forever remain wary with the deceptive Trickster he will much favorably deceive to the disfavorable he fully impede... *Beware of The Hooded Califera In Red's Spark, whose will unknowably imbues to proceed with one's mark, past the inconceivably fragmented barks...*
Therefore the only crimes he can be charged of are specifically war crimes. Although i'm not well versed in this realm, maybe he did commit some prior to the norse saga (or even inside the norse saga).
The variety of crimes hes charged with without taking into account the context makes this seems like a prosecutor on Odin's payroll trying to charge kratos with as many crimes as he can think of
I wouldn't really count Mimir's head as theft. Mimir asked Kratos to remove his head; it wasn't as if Kratos just walked by and plucked his head off. It was more akin to performing a life-saving surgery that has a chance of failure; I don't think you can sue a doctor for a surgery which you consented to knowing full well what the possible consequences were.
I think Kratos owns his own property where his house is. Remember when he got back home after his first fight with Thor, Atreus said Odin paid for the damages to the roof. That implies 1 that Kratos is apart of the Midgard HOA lol and 2 that the property is his
Self defense. Self defense. Self defense. The inciting event except for the original 'trespassing' charge is Baldur's original assault which is not proportional to the need for public safety, so defending oneself from unreasonable force is a defense. The VAST majority of his 'crimes' are to survive Odin's constant assault on them. Also, the Ravens aren't animal cruelty. They're the enslaved spirits of children and aren't destroyed by that action.
Council would also like to point out that the defendant is a known entity. Though he hid himself in a completely different realm, his deeds in the previous one would still be known. Knowing this, Baldur’s assault would have been done with full knowledge of his previous deeds. This is obviously an attempt to incite conflict beyond a single individual, but an attempt at realm-wide destruction on Baldur’s part.
@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818 yeah, it's a little ambiguous as to if he happened to change height somehow, but I basically just think of it as a retconn
Both morally and legally speaking, Heimdall should’ve been killed. He threatened to murder a child and tried to murder Kratos AFTER he gave him multiple warnings.
Yeah, but he is technically a government official that has a VERY high rank. So, it would not apply to him since Odin (I believe) sent him after them. So he would count as a law enforcement in the regarde. But I'm not from 🦅🇺🇲FREEDOM LAND AMURCA🇺🇲🦅 so I could be wrong.
Your honor, are we serious right now. My client was just trying to live a normal life alone with his son after his minor scuffle with some douche bags in the Greek Pantheon, only to then be dragged on by some annoying neighbors in the Norse Pantheon while trying to scatter the ashes of his dearly departed wife. What could possibly have done?
I find the defendant innocent, but only because a shapeshifting trickster god slipped me a lifetime supply of suspiciously sourced hacksilver during the trial
The stone chests in the norse saga are specifically referred to as coffins, with Atreus even acknowledging the fact that they are stealing from dead people. Idk if grave robbing is a separate charge, but i feel like it's worth mentioning. Rq edit: I believe every red chest is referred to as a coffin, however it's been a couple years since i played the game, so i could be wrong.
I heard that whatever possessions in the chests carry over to Valhalla. So whenever Kratos takes something from those coffins the spirits in Valhalla will lose the stuff that they brought with them.
Pretty sure building a house on a undeveloped plot of land and living there for a decade without anyone bothering you. Is why squatters right laws were written.
6:01 the hog they hunted in The Witch's Woods was a person stuck in hog form as well, which could be chalked all the way up to attempted murder. 12:50 if 2 or more people are caught handling a stolen item (even if they sell it to a pawn shop and you buy it from them), everyone on the chain other than the main perpetrator are "accessories to larceny" 24:07 the berserkers count as defiling corpses, he beheads all of them
Technically Mimir count as a weapon of mass destruction as not only a relic but also sharing illegal information with strangers and them using that same information to kill or use against the authorities. In 2018, there is more than 51 ravens in the game so additional animal cruelty charges. Also, Kratos uses einherjar weapons to kill them which can count as armed robbery or theft of a legal weapon. Kratos steals a boat every time he uses it to move around.(I actually don't know if this real or not) Also Kratos is committing pollution in that Hellheim boat mission due to releasing toxic fumes in the air and not cleaning the destroyed ship. Also, Kratos stopped Baldur from arresting Atreus which could be counted as obstruction of justice. Kratos entering Nidavellir causes a disturbance which can lead to disturbing the peace. There are more crimes but technically if Kratos is not a Scandinavian citizen then wouldn't the punishment be less severe? But wouldn't Kratos be prone to being deported or being a criminal for illegally living in a country?
Reavers but yes that would be a few counts of murder and also during their adventures through alfheim they kill multiple dark elves which are sentient creatures which could count as murder aswell
Laufey lives in that house. He should have rights by marriage. The temple is literally built to be flipped. And Balder, Modi, and Magni attack him first.
The first fight with baldur could be considered self defense since baldur does hit kratos a few times and so kratos responded with a punch to the face Edit I forgot to mention that when a cop arrests someone they have to do it without physically harming them other wise the cop will get in trouble
Here's a question, How many Gods (or otherwise bosses) in the entire series did Kratos actually kill using the Blades of Chaos (and their variations)? And I don't mean just using them to do damage, I mean how many Gods did he land the killing blow with _using_ the Blades.
Surprisingly very little. 1: Alecto (Fury Queen) 2. Maegera 3: Atropo 4: Erinyes 5: Thanatos I can't think of many. I think he has more kills using bare hands than using blades
@@dominus2184 This was my thought. So despite having the Blades be his signature weapon in the Greek games, Kratos would've killed more Gods with his bare hands or other weapons than he did with the Blades. That's kinda funny to me.
To be fair. The only place he was specifically told he COULD NOT enter was asgard. Tyrs vault. Alphiem. Hell. None of these were "restricted" areas, and furthermore, he was never TOLD he was trespassing. Also, while we can say he "stole" from homes and such, there's no way any judge would feel comfortable calling things found in the wild as theft.
Your honor, shouldn't all of this be put under norse laws? also i do believe that there is no official date in wich these events take place, so there is a possibility that none of these laws existed, or were different from their modern counter parts. And odin is more of a dictatorship then anything, so i dont know if that changes anything.
Kin slaying and treachery were even more frowned upon in Norse society than others already did at the time, scheming and betrayal were seen as cowardly and unmanly. Which is peculiar, considering how Odin is described in the sagas (and games). With his cunning and scheming. As well as being a warrior. A lot of contradictions. So I imagine Kratos would have been viewed more harshly by the Norse Pantheon.
your honor, are we seriously going to try the general who won Ragnarok? not guilty at all, we also recommend purging all previous crimes here in Scandinavia as the original governing structure collapsed after Ragnarok.
Your honor, given that Odin murdered Ymir, the creator of the realms i argue that the crimes committed against Odin be thrown out on account of his rule not being obtained legally.
Wouldnt the first baldur fight be self defense? Kratos gave him several warnings and baldur swung first. Plus baldur never identified himself as a government agent during the first encounter, so idk if that counts for anything
half the destruction and murder charges were provable self defense moments and the weapons on was his and the other was gifted to him from his wife so yeah lot of those charges wouldn't hold up in a us court
2:07 Not trespassing. In America walking on land is only trespassing if a desire to do crime is planned or fenced boundaries are broken. He did not break anything in this video. 4:40 He's merely doing deconstruction work
Other question, is the trip to Jotunheim really tresspassing? He is the spouse to the queen of Jotunheim, wouldn't he have freedom to travel to Jotunheim whenever he liked?
The axe was gifted to Kratos by his wife, not sure if that constitutes an illegal possession of a weapon. Granted it is a weapon of mass destruction but he did receive it legally
Heimdall was premeditated, a chunk of the game is spent preparing for that kill, the difficulty comes from him attacking first. The plan was to kill him, but if he attacked first, does that stop it from being premeditated? Or is it the fact that they originally gave up on that plan before he attacked?
Kratos went into that fight intending to spare Heimdall, and only took him out at the point in which he was given absolutely no choice but to let the Beast out.
Heimdall was crazy cruel. He really exceeded the limits of self-defense, crushing the defenseless Heimdall him until he dies in the end. There would't be any way to say it was just self-defense. However, in this case, it can be considered he killed him for relevant moral reasons, he wanted to prevent his son's death, so the sentence would be reduced from 1/6 to 1/3. I don't know if this reduction exists in USA, but it exists in my country (privileged homicide)
technically speaking Odin is only lord of Asgard, not all 9 realms, that would reduce his charges by a lot, and the attacks done outside Asgard wouldn't necesarilly count as unlawful with the self defense defense counting how the Asgardians are invadin a lot
“Because monsters aren’t people they don’t have rights…” So were just going to ignore that the bridge-keeper in hel had a family he was working a dead end 9 to 5 for…
there are many charges here that could never stick it is likely his wife Faye owned the land he lives on and it would have been given to him upon her death thus not only not being trespassing but also destruction of his own property which is not illegal and traveling between realms like between countries or states would not be trespassing in of itself the location would have to be privately owned such as Tyr's vault while Odin Rules the 9 realms he like the President in America does not own the whole country legally and many of the chests are not owned and are similar to the hacksilver just lying around also some of those dew's were literally pulled of an unowned tree also a few counts could be dismissed as self defense as mentioned in video even such as his bear son attempting to maul and disembowel him dropping the child abuse charge etc. etc. etc.
Counting trespassing in as mythical and non capitalistic society is insane, trespassing whom s propriety? most of them are not even in Odin s propriety, for me are just public spaces.
"I'm suprised they didn't catch me sooner boy."
Your honor, my client is over 200 years old and clearly senile, so he obviously can't be charged as he isn't of sound mind.
@@DearAnem0ia Yeah, you definitely made a better joke than me.😅
1055 years old
@@TeejR18yes. Took him 1004 years (counting started after Zeus‘ death) to finally calm the fuck down
@@antiker_Lucifer yep well the fall of olympus and Ragnarok are mythologically about 900-1000 years apart
*Kratos:*
Under contrary... Even after such long durations lived, my memories of ceasing beings beyond your frivolous understandings amongst the conceptually unfound ways, have always remained... I furthermore have knowledge humanity wrongly claimed, you see before you evidence of such very much retained...
(Proceeds to very casually rip a hole through Space & Time, safely surrounding evidence in the form of mirror... Giving depictions of crucial ancient events he not only was in, but gifted knowledge imbued as is, even some that aren't too currently ancient like WWl & WWll he too was in, through every woes and wonders of many... Despite what once was thought to have been correctly scriptured or the countless things once thought of as grounded foundations and mere Myth. Though it's shown for all to see of their true history being fantastically unprecedented then once ever believed, it's with as much immaculately described precision without any loose end to concede... Unfathomable existentialism for their foundations of reality, yet an odd aspiring awe filled everyone in the room that day)
*Lawyer:*
W-Well your Honor you see um, that's merely a... Okay no, not even one as elusive or with due time as Columbo could ever counter or unfuck all of that...
I mean... This is something to recall least, never mind what I said before: Categorizing you as a living fossil isn't enough description anymore...
But why? Your cover is still blown man... Well, you might as well take on the job of a museum professor or something.
*Kratos:*
It matters not what cathartic remembrances I have bestowed unfortunately, now I suggest for the greater good of the people here to remain calm... For the agents of versatile ethereal protections will employ cognitive cleansing, for everyone else here, that much will await...
In the following moments you will once devalue this anecdote as but another illusion, there's no further irksome dilemma worth expressing for me as well... Regardless of my benevolent natures of today, you may still think that your vastly improved advancements or vascular armies of today, will grant you a sparing chance, should I alone go rouge once more... Even they know better then anyone in the futility of my "Fullest Detaining" let alone make me ever in a state of such "Truest Forgetting" even with the alterations of streaming intuitions, I remain of upmost brewing fruitions...
Yes, I am not the only mark left in this or any other realm... In fact, an ally had kept me in line as he will for you... For however unassuming he wants you to believe, forever remain wary with the deceptive Trickster he will much favorably deceive to the disfavorable he fully impede...
*Beware of The Hooded Califera In Red's Spark, whose will unknowably imbues to proceed with one's mark, past the inconceivably fragmented barks...*
"Your honor, I find the defendant Not Guilty on the grounds that he's a fucking God Of War."
Therefore the only crimes he can be charged of are specifically war crimes. Although i'm not well versed in this realm, maybe he did commit some prior to the norse saga (or even inside the norse saga).
The variety of crimes hes charged with without taking into account the context makes this seems like a prosecutor on Odin's payroll trying to charge kratos with as many crimes as he can think of
You really think odin wouldn't do it?
I wouldn't really count Mimir's head as theft.
Mimir asked Kratos to remove his head; it wasn't as if Kratos just walked by and plucked his head off. It was more akin to performing a life-saving surgery that has a chance of failure; I don't think you can sue a doctor for a surgery which you consented to knowing full well what the possible consequences were.
You sure can. This is why doctors have insurance.
Well, you could argue however that Mimir was Odin’s property.
@C_Cooke and helping a prisoner escape is a crime because mimir was odins prisoner
You're right, he was forced to do this to protect Mimir's right of freedom, to help him escape imprisonment. He provided him aid
I'll use this next time i steal something. The object I stole asked me to do it.
He's old, he probably knows what he's doing.
Guilty.
Young Kratos: Mass Murderer
Old Kratos: Master Thief
I think Kratos owns his own property where his house is. Remember when he got back home after his first fight with Thor, Atreus said Odin paid for the damages to the roof. That implies 1 that Kratos is apart of the Midgard HOA lol and 2 that the property is his
Judging based on the maps I do think that that’s his land proper, like anything within the protective stave
Actually I'm pretty sure it belongs to Faye
@joeymarshall7663 they were married so the house was probably in both their names
@@joeymarshall7663she's dead. It's his house now.
You honour my client was forgiven for his sins in Valhalla and not to mention he is the newly elected president of defence in Scandinavia
"Monsters don't have rights"
That's monsterist...😂
Self defense. Self defense. Self defense. The inciting event except for the original 'trespassing' charge is Baldur's original assault which is not proportional to the need for public safety, so defending oneself from unreasonable force is a defense. The VAST majority of his 'crimes' are to survive Odin's constant assault on them. Also, the Ravens aren't animal cruelty. They're the enslaved spirits of children and aren't destroyed by that action.
Yes, but Odin is considered a government official, so all of it would count as resisting arrest
Council would also like to point out that the defendant is a known entity. Though he hid himself in a completely different realm, his deeds in the previous one would still be known. Knowing this, Baldur’s assault would have been done with full knowledge of his previous deeds. This is obviously an attempt to incite conflict beyond a single individual, but an attempt at realm-wide destruction on Baldur’s part.
@@allybabba self-proclaimed to be honest considering he installed himself after murdering someone so he's more of a dictator
It's funny seeing the thumbnail as I think Old Kratos is supposed to be 6'6".
6'4 as of the Norse saga. In Greece he was 7'8
@@Latedozer Oh lol
@@Latedozerthe weird thing is in gow 2018 comic he is almost the same height as his greek self
@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818 yeah, it's a little ambiguous as to if he happened to change height somehow, but I basically just think of it as a retconn
@@Latedozer yeah I agree
"Your honor, my client was acting in both self-defense of himself and his son. I motion to dismiss the charges"
Both morally and legally speaking, Heimdall should’ve been killed. He threatened to murder a child and tried to murder Kratos AFTER he gave him multiple warnings.
Yeah, but he is technically a government official that has a VERY high rank. So, it would not apply to him since Odin (I believe) sent him after them. So he would count as a law enforcement in the regarde. But I'm not from 🦅🇺🇲FREEDOM LAND AMURCA🇺🇲🦅 so I could be wrong.
Your honor, are we serious right now. My client was just trying to live a normal life alone with his son after his minor scuffle with some douche bags in the Greek Pantheon, only to then be dragged on by some annoying neighbors in the Norse Pantheon while trying to scatter the ashes of his dearly departed wife. What could possibly have done?
I find the defendant innocent, but only because a shapeshifting trickster god slipped me a lifetime supply of suspiciously sourced hacksilver during the trial
The trespassing charge for Valhalla cannot be used - he was invited there.
Not by the people who owned and maintained Valhalla. Hence why the Valkyries were so shocked with Kratos being there.
Kratos actually could serve his sentence being an immortal tbh
He'll be freed once he outlives the justice system that imprisoned him.
he would be charged for being too good of a woman pleaser
We can NEVER forget that.
You do not deserve 32 like you deserve way more
@@lukethegoldenminecart1297 agreed
The stone chests in the norse saga are specifically referred to as coffins, with Atreus even acknowledging the fact that they are stealing from dead people. Idk if grave robbing is a separate charge, but i feel like it's worth mentioning.
Rq edit: I believe every red chest is referred to as a coffin, however it's been a couple years since i played the game, so i could be wrong.
I heard that whatever possessions in the chests carry over to Valhalla. So whenever Kratos takes something from those coffins the spirits in Valhalla will lose the stuff that they brought with them.
I feel like those charges only count for the actual coffins, not the chests with the red light
@clips-are-random
I think that's only for the Norse myths themselves, not the actual God of War series
Pretty sure building a house on a undeveloped plot of land and living there for a decade without anyone bothering you. Is why squatters right laws were written.
That was sooner than expected, I'll expect the big bad boss ranking by Thanksgiving
6:01 the hog they hunted in The Witch's Woods was a person stuck in hog form as well, which could be chalked all the way up to attempted murder.
12:50 if 2 or more people are caught handling a stolen item (even if they sell it to a pawn shop and you buy it from them), everyone on the chain other than the main perpetrator are "accessories to larceny"
24:07 the berserkers count as defiling corpses, he beheads all of them
Like 64 charges of genocide...that seems like a good starting point
Technically Mimir count as a weapon of mass destruction as not only a relic but also sharing illegal information with strangers and them using that same information to kill or use against the authorities.
In 2018, there is more than 51 ravens in the game so additional animal cruelty charges.
Also, Kratos uses einherjar weapons to kill them which can count as armed robbery or theft of a legal weapon.
Kratos steals a boat every time he uses it to move around.(I actually don't know if this real or not)
Also Kratos is committing pollution in that Hellheim boat mission due to releasing toxic fumes in the air and not cleaning the destroyed ship.
Also, Kratos stopped Baldur from arresting Atreus which could be counted as obstruction of justice.
Kratos entering Nidavellir causes a disturbance which can lead to disturbing the peace.
There are more crimes but technically if Kratos is not a Scandinavian citizen then wouldn't the punishment be less severe? But wouldn't Kratos be prone to being deported or being a criminal for illegally living in a country?
I feel like the death of Odin should count as regicide and Ragnarok should be counted as sedition and unlawful overthrow of a sovereign state.
He is the court himself
Who gon arrest him?
Someone do the math and add up the charges from the Greek saga with the Norse saga and then calculate a new life and prison sentence.
You’re someone! Let me know your findings.
@@TheOriginalDuckley bro hit him with a "you got a brain, use it"
for the greek saga technically the gods forgave him for all his crimes in gow 1 and prior so that doesn't count
using the US judicial system is also interesting you could really do this using any countries laws and it’s be just as interesting
this is a great idea i always wondered what crimes kratos committed in his life
If my man is under American Law, then 1, he is innocent until proven guilty and 2, he should have a rebuttal opportunity at everything you present.
Diplomatic immunity is such BS
Remember kratos is over a thousand years old
This is just the crimes we know about and can prove
The murder list in 2018 might be a bit bigger, there was that part close to the beginning where you were attacked by raiders.
Reavers but yes that would be a few counts of murder and also during their adventures through alfheim they kill multiple dark elves which are sentient creatures which could count as murder aswell
Your honor, my client just wanted these hooligans to leave his home.
Laufey lives in that house. He should have rights by marriage. The temple is literally built to be flipped. And Balder, Modi, and Magni attack him first.
The first fight with baldur could be considered self defense since baldur does hit kratos a few times and so kratos responded with a punch to the face
Edit I forgot to mention that when a cop arrests someone they have to do it without physically harming them other wise the cop will get in trouble
Here's a question,
How many Gods (or otherwise bosses) in the entire series did Kratos actually kill using the Blades of Chaos (and their variations)? And I don't mean just using them to do damage, I mean how many Gods did he land the killing blow with _using_ the Blades.
Surprisingly very little.
1: Alecto (Fury Queen)
2. Maegera
3: Atropo
4: Erinyes
5: Thanatos
I can't think of many. I think he has more kills using bare hands than using blades
@@dominus2184 This was my thought. So despite having the Blades be his signature weapon in the Greek games, Kratos would've killed more Gods with his bare hands or other weapons than he did with the Blades.
That's kinda funny to me.
Your Honour, you aren’t even there. So shut up.
Or, Your honour… NUH UH!!!
Trying to kill Odin should be considered attempted magnicide
To be fair. The only place he was specifically told he COULD NOT enter was asgard. Tyrs vault. Alphiem. Hell. None of these were "restricted" areas, and furthermore, he was never TOLD he was trespassing. Also, while we can say he "stole" from homes and such, there's no way any judge would feel comfortable calling things found in the wild as theft.
Your honor, my client has a boy.
He has a dead wife.
And he had an axe. Leave him be….
Kratos be like
"Is that all " ?!?
There's that 1 count of arson, but what about all the times Kratos would've needed the Blades to burn the Hel's Bramble in order to proceed?
If you consider the fact that Faye probably owned the land they lived in before she died, thus Kratos inherited it all, a lot of these charges go away
Your honor, shouldn't all of this be put under norse laws? also i do believe that there is no official date in wich these events take place, so there is a possibility that none of these laws existed, or were different from their modern counter parts. And odin is more of a dictatorship then anything, so i dont know if that changes anything.
Yeah, good luck charging this man. Cops would be too scared to put the handcuffs on, if they don't break.😂
The jar of wine was from his land though
The spear counts also as Cluster munition
Kin slaying and treachery were even more frowned upon in Norse society than others already did at the time, scheming and betrayal were seen as cowardly and unmanly. Which is peculiar, considering how Odin is described in the sagas (and games). With his cunning and scheming. As well as being a warrior. A lot of contradictions.
So I imagine Kratos would have been viewed more harshly by the Norse Pantheon.
video was an absolute banger
You forgot to charge him with attempted regicide since technically odin rules the land and while kratos didn’t kill him he still attempted it
Wouldn’t the cabin have also been Faye’s since she lived their too
your honor, are we seriously going to try the general who won Ragnarok?
not guilty at all, we also recommend purging all previous crimes here in Scandinavia as the original governing structure collapsed after Ragnarok.
Many of these charges will be not hold in court especially in CA
Your honor, given that Odin murdered Ymir, the creator of the realms i argue that the crimes committed against Odin be thrown out on account of his rule not being obtained legally.
Wouldnt the first baldur fight be self defense? Kratos gave him several warnings and baldur swung first. Plus baldur never identified himself as a government agent during the first encounter, so idk if that counts for anything
He is also a felon after gen0ciding a whole pantheon
I mean, Baldur never identified himself so it’s self defense
half the destruction and murder charges were provable self defense moments and the weapons on was his and the other was gifted to him from his wife so yeah lot of those charges wouldn't hold up in a us court
2:07 Not trespassing. In America walking on land is only trespassing if a desire to do crime is planned or fenced boundaries are broken. He did not break anything in this video.
4:40 He's merely doing deconstruction work
I find the defendant not guilty on grounds that I do not wish to get the Hermes treatment.
Other question, is the trip to Jotunheim really tresspassing? He is the spouse to the queen of Jotunheim, wouldn't he have freedom to travel to Jotunheim whenever he liked?
The axe was gifted to Kratos by his wife, not sure if that constitutes an illegal possession of a weapon. Granted it is a weapon of mass destruction but he did receive it legally
Just cuz he didn't steal it doesn't mean it's not an illegal weapon.
@@TBPthor's committing a crime too then
No he's not, because he's an ally to Odin, therefore he legally possesses the hammer.
whos gonna charge him tho
Faye....maybe
Farbauti, the god of justice.
@@Comicbroe405he's gonna charge himself?
He outlives those lifetimes
Heimdall was premeditated, a chunk of the game is spent preparing for that kill, the difficulty comes from him attacking first. The plan was to kill him, but if he attacked first, does that stop it from being premeditated? Or is it the fact that they originally gave up on that plan before he attacked?
Kratos went into that fight intending to spare Heimdall, and only took him out at the point in which he was given absolutely no choice but to let the Beast out.
@@TBP fair enough, it just threw me off when you said that at first because of the fact that the kill was planned for quite a bit
Can you be charged with terrorism if it's part of a SUCCESSFUL coup de-tat?
Never mind, just got to the Valhalla segment. Lol
Heimdall was crazy cruel. He really exceeded the limits of self-defense, crushing the defenseless Heimdall him until he dies in the end. There would't be any way to say it was just self-defense.
However, in this case, it can be considered he killed him for relevant moral reasons, he wanted to prevent his son's death, so the sentence would be reduced from 1/6 to 1/3. I don't know if this reduction exists in USA, but it exists in my country (privileged homicide)
technically speaking Odin is only lord of Asgard, not all 9 realms, that would reduce his charges by a lot, and the attacks done outside Asgard wouldn't necesarilly count as unlawful with the self defense defense counting how the Asgardians are invadin a lot
Also Sweeden is part of the norse places, which makes the willful dying of surtur and beheading of mimir not count either
He should be charged for dangling the 🥕 to Freya when you know she wanted that !!!
“Because monsters aren’t people they don’t have rights…” So were just going to ignore that the bridge-keeper in hel had a family he was working a dead end 9 to 5 for…
0:31 Canadian? Why does your about page say "United States?"
They couldn’t catch him in Greece, Scandinavia will be no different
blades of chaos hit impact and particle effects in 2018>>>
‘Weapons of mass destruction’ 5:24 is Kratos is Saddam Hussein now? 😂
GoW 3 Kratos was. Didn't trust anyone.
26 counts of felony theft, not petty
Can Zeus be convicted for inciting many of (young) Kratos' crimes?
I mean, we put Trump away for instigating a coup, so...
Bro didnt count self defence
No desecration of a corpse charges?
Throw the child in jail!! Do it!!!
Should these charges be under ancient Nordic law? Or at least modern Scandinavian law?
OBJECTION!
Kratos did nothing wrong in my book
You sound like the overanalyzing avatar guy
Great concept though
Those are stone Coffin's
there are many charges here that could never stick it is likely his wife Faye owned the land he lives on and it would have been given to him upon her death thus not only not being trespassing but also destruction of his own property which is not illegal and traveling between realms like between countries or states would not be trespassing in of itself the location would have to be privately owned such as Tyr's vault while Odin Rules the 9 realms he like the President in America does not own the whole country legally and many of the chests are not owned and are similar to the hacksilver just lying around also some of those dew's were literally pulled of an unowned tree also a few counts could be dismissed as self defense as mentioned in video even such as his bear son attempting to maul and disembowel him dropping the child abuse charge etc. etc. etc.
great vid btw lol
Free my boy Kratos !
Counting trespassing in as mythical and non capitalistic society is insane, trespassing whom s propriety? most of them are not even in Odin s propriety, for me are just public spaces.
tbp on nu doom when?
This is norse so it is technically Sweden 🤓
Also missing illegal immigration. No way he went through the proper channels to be a Norse Citizen
Damn, Athena was right.
Wait sweden allows beheading?!
Woahhhh Tax fraud
Um… oden only owns Valhalla/Asgard nothing else
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he says he’s not American but his desc say United States. explain