You "got sick", not because of magical boogey germs flying around you, but because of an upsetting event occurring: the disgusting city of Portland and all that happened during the show. When you resolve the issue, leave, go on to a more normal city, have a great show, you begin the healing phase of a common cold. People don't get sick from boogey germs, they get sick when they resolve an upsetting event in their lives.
If I remember right, I think he said something about it in one of the episodes of Hey Babe - like he has a deviated septum or something and can't sneeze properly.
Thank you for doing the poddy woddy even when you're sicky wicky babe. Take care of yourself Chrissy! Your health and your family are number 1 priority. #BALANCE I vote for Speshy Weshy as the name of your special 😊❤ Can't wait to see your special!
You "got sick", not because of magical boogey germs flying around you, but because of an upsetting event occurring: the disgusting city of Portland and all that happened during the show. When you resolve the issue, leave, go on to a more normal city, have a great show, you begin the healing phase of a common cold. People don't get sick from boogey germs, they get sick when they resolve an upsetting event in their lives.
Chrissy! My boyfriend & I were at the Portland show and we were so happy you threw those people out. They ruined a good part of the show and kept getting up for drinks too- like 5 times at least during the set. We came from Oakland to see you and honestly, next time skip Portland & came to us in Oakland. At least we’re not pretentious assholes 😂
Was also at the Portland show 😳 was front row and was right next to both guys who got kicked out and I’m glad he did. They were ruining the show by interrupting which got old. One of the guys came back into the show after getting kicked out and they had to call the cops cause he kept abusing the staff.
@@sabrinarene_tarot Ohhh that’s good. Yeah it was very uncomfortable after the show cause he had a full meltdown at the staff so we had to wait like an extra half hour before we got to do the meet and greet. The guy was cool before the show I talked to him because we were both from Eugene I guess. They just happened to be in the same hotel as Chrissy and Sergio
Sorry that happened to you over there. It's awesome that you still wanna go back and support the people even though you had some horrible hecklers. I live in Southern Ohio but I'm from Columbus and the homelessness there is bad I couldn't imagine tents everywhere. God bless those people hopefully they can get some help! Thanks Chrissy D for being so amazing!! 😍
Some people can't handle a Claritin-D and a shot of tequila like my boi Chrissy magnum dong. Hope the next shows go better my guy, love the content these last few years.
I was in the front row next to tattoo guy and in front of the guy who wouldn’t leave. I do not live in the city and I agree with everything you said about it.
@Kirk Villalon You have no idea man 50% of this state is Republican It just doesn't matter they just scam their way through every single time the only votes that count are in the big cities the only woke dirtbags are in the I 5 corridor from Portland to Eugene the rest of the state are completely normal people we have one of the largest gun ownership populations in the country. But unfortunately, they do the voting by district, so if you're not in one of those cities, your vote literally just doesn't count. Oregon doesn't do popular vote.
Thankyou for the real talk Chris! It’s nice when you get down to earth cause your still funny and obviously a smart person with valid points🤘 thanks brotha
Dude. You joke about not being this big celebrity like some of these actors and actresses but for the life of me I don’t understand how your not. People are missing out on your quick wit and talent. You’re frickin hilarious bro lol
Thank you for saying this shit about Portland/Seattle, I’ve lived in the area my whole life, things used to be at least a little bit different but now it’s just insane
Chris, never stop teaching your daughter. My father taught me how to learn and I learned more from reading and researching historic events that my father would reference than I did in public school. He also taught me how to build engines, barns, horticulture, ranching, math, billiards, how to swim, etc.
I was at your Seattle show & loved it. Thank you for popping my comedy show cherry 😘 shoutout to the nasty voiced dude in the front that you absolutely destroyed, well deserved 🤣
Chrissy if you're listening, and i know you are, no one can replace the chemistry between you and Sal, so don't fret my friend. Been a $10 patreon Christian since day 1 and can't wait for the Speshy Weshy. Love ya babe
“Performative Wokeness” from the comments here was SO on point about Portland. I loved your show here. Try Portland (and Oregon) in the summer, it’s beautiful if you get outside the pretentious hipsters that have immigrated here.
No way you lose Hey Babe, the Sal and Chrissy combo....forget about it! Its like Saratoga's peanut butter and jelly! Now DeRosa losing Taste Buds to Quin? Very possible. lol
Pissy Chrissy coming with the fire boomer rants today and I 💚it. Theraflu poddie woddies should be a weekly thing if you end up getting that sponsorship from the Federalist
You definitely came to Portland. Everything you said makes sense.
Yeah sucks to see such a beautiful city get ruined lmao
I live in seattle. Fuck portland
@@davidgreen4084 me too amen!
You "got sick", not because of magical boogey germs flying around you, but because of an upsetting event occurring: the disgusting city of Portland and all that happened during the show. When you resolve the issue, leave, go on to a more normal city, have a great show, you begin the healing phase of a common cold. People don't get sick from boogey germs, they get sick when they resolve an upsetting event in their lives.
@@questioneverything7582 lolololol
Chris, don't ever think we'd ever want you replaced on Hey Babe. Never in a million years. You're the OG babe. Totally and completely irreplaceable. 💕
Sal would have to go back to TruTV. Chrissy pays the bills, babe!
God dam u smoking girl 🔥
Hey Babe wouldn’t be Hey Babe anymore
@@cronus3299 I wish I could find me a smoking babe that likes comedy!
Piiiiieeeeece
The rant about Portland 😂🎉Hey Babe!💩
32:40 I never took Chrissy to be 1 of those silent sneezers 😂 😂 always pictured him to be a loud and proud AHH-CHOO-EY type 🤣 🤣 🤣
I thought the same thing, I even braced myself to hear something ridiculous 😂
@@TeaGF exactly! 😂 I was sure he’d be a snot bomb going off 😂
If I remember right, I think he said something about it in one of the episodes of Hey Babe - like he has a deviated septum or something and can't sneeze properly.
@@yagsfan nvm, he had a hilariously loud sneeze on this week’s Chrissy Chaos in pimpy’s apt 😂 I think like 58:00 cuz I commented on it 😂
Thank you for doing the poddy woddy even when you're sicky wicky babe. Take care of yourself Chrissy! Your health and your family are number 1 priority. #BALANCE
I vote for Speshy Weshy as the name of your special 😊❤
Can't wait to see your special!
Yes! Speshy weshy for the win
Poddy Woddy😂
You "got sick", not because of magical boogey germs flying around you, but because of an upsetting event occurring: the disgusting city of Portland and all that happened during the show. When you resolve the issue, leave, go on to a more normal city, have a great show, you begin the healing phase of a common cold. People don't get sick from boogey germs, they get sick when they resolve an upsetting event in their lives.
“Putin paid them to be there. 5 dollars. Or 5 whatever-the-fucks…” -Pimpy
that works. they should be renamed from rubles to WTFs
Chrissy's Ad reads are the ONLY ones I'll ever listen to. Every other person is an auto skip but Chrissy's Ad reads are GOLD!
Those people at Portland had to be SOOOO bad if even Chris was like "I've never been that stupid while drunk"
THANK YOU BUBBAS, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY BUT DONT DRINK AND HAVE A COLD!! 😅
Take some eddies and you’ll pull threw, even more patreron content too.
“I identify as having Tourette’s, okay?” 😂😂😂😂 these are real life people that actually exist??
The worst part is that they're the majority nowadays. I personally identify as a POS and expect to be treated as one
You can't identify as having a mental illness. You get diagnosed as having ok me. Lol.
@@capealio they're not in the majority, it just seems that way because they make enough noise for twenty people all by themselves.
@@tobytoby8495 I identify as your grandfather
@@EvanSaltare I have to respectfully disagree. Morons are the majority. If you think for one minute a day you are a minority
We met that dude outside in Portland. He was drinking whiskey out of a Pepsi bottle. They paid for meet and greet too! 😂
just like his father. stay classy
Lol so lemme get this straight: the woke people think because they paid money that they're *entitled* to something?! No waaaaaay!
Portland show was f in dope! Haven’t laughed that hard in years thank you Chrissy for the amazing show!!!
Not a whole lot chaos when Chris is sick! I'm still here for it. Hope your feel better!!
More often than not I enjoy these podcasts more than when you have a guest on. Hope you feel better Chris.
Highlight my day babe! Let's get comfy...or anxiety stricken, but either way let's roll!!!
I was the lady boy who made your friend chicken that day, I'm glad you enjoyed it Christopher
Chrissy! My boyfriend & I were at the Portland show and we were so happy you threw those people out. They ruined a good part of the show and kept getting up for drinks too- like 5 times at least during the set. We came from Oakland to see you and honestly, next time skip Portland & came to us in Oakland. At least we’re not pretentious assholes 😂
Was also at the Portland show 😳 was front row and was right next to both guys who got kicked out and I’m glad he did. They were ruining the show by interrupting which got old. One of the guys came back into the show after getting kicked out and they had to call the cops cause he kept abusing the staff.
@@quinndoherty2006 Jesus seriously? 🤦🏽♀️ what a shame. I just saw Sal this last weekend and he had a few hecklers but luckily they shut up real fast.
@@sabrinarene_tarot Ohhh that’s good. Yeah it was very uncomfortable after the show cause he had a full meltdown at the staff so we had to wait like an extra half hour before we got to do the meet and greet. The guy was cool before the show I talked to him because we were both from Eugene I guess. They just happened to be in the same hotel as Chrissy and Sergio
10:40- “you ladies boys know how to fry a chicken” hahahahaha🐔
This was my favorite podcast episode done by your self.
Sickest episode ever! You are a trooper, Chrissy Sniffle-Snots!!! Bravo!
Missed the Seattle show so we took a train to the Portland show it did not disappoint 😂 I already can't wait to see you again!
That really sucks that happened to you Crissy. I've been hearing so many horror stories from people who visited Portland even before the pandemic.
Sorry that happened to you over there. It's awesome that you still wanna go back and support the people even though you had some horrible hecklers. I live in Southern Ohio but I'm from Columbus and the homelessness there is bad I couldn't imagine tents everywhere. God bless those people hopefully they can get some help! Thanks Chrissy D for being so amazing!! 😍
I’m from Portland. Chrissy Chaos is 💯💯💯💯 on point.
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Some people can't handle a Claritin-D and a shot of tequila like my boi Chrissy magnum dong. Hope the next shows go better my guy, love the content these last few years.
I was in the front row next to tattoo guy and in front of the guy who wouldn’t leave. I do not live in the city and I agree with everything you said about it.
Were they ruining the show for you? I’m glad he kicked them out. They sound awful.
@@stephaniebenton9070 honestly I was mostly worried Chris thought we were with them lol
I live in Oregon and 100% of us agree with you about Portland it is the worst city in the country with the worst people in the country
Y’all voted for it
@@CapnKV Portland/Eugene/Salem votes for it. The rest of the state is pretty different
@Kirk Villalon You have no idea man 50% of this state is Republican It just doesn't matter they just scam their way through every single time the only votes that count are in the big cities the only woke dirtbags are in the I 5 corridor from Portland to Eugene the rest of the state are completely normal people we have one of the largest gun ownership populations in the country. But unfortunately, they do the voting by district, so if you're not in one of those cities, your vote literally just doesn't count. Oregon doesn't do popular vote.
Derrrrp
@@josef2012 Derp
Oh shit Chrissy kindness done turned into Chrissy clap back! I’m here for it
You can’t leave Hey Babe!!!! You guys are great!!!
Thankyou for the real talk Chris! It’s nice when you get down to earth cause your still funny and obviously a smart person with valid points🤘 thanks brotha
I was at the Portland show too and it was siiiiiick.... come back!!!
You’re spot on with the issue of Portland Oregon babe. It’s wild bruh
You and Sal is the BEST combo
As much as I want you to come to Vancouver Canada, I fear it will be worse than Portland 😭
Vancouver is next week and some tickets just opened up. Chrisdcomedy.com babe
“If pimp dies…..athletic greeens baby!”
This makes me LOVE Chrissy even more!
preeeeeeach about Portland!!! Seattle is second to them! Bravo!
Chris I swear as someone from Seattle, we hate people like that too 😭 can’t go nowhere here without all their bs
I live in wallingford, work in a bar and feel like i have to watch everything i say half the time.
Ya it's ridiculous here
Love you Chrissy!!!!!! Don't ever change!
As someone from Oregon & NOT Portland, please come back and do a show elsewhere. We suck a lot less. Everything you said was spot on lol
Even sick this episode is 10x better then "king, sting and the wing" 😒 you always deliver! Feel better soon chrissy!
Today in my Franks+Beans 101 class,I learned that Olympia is Capitol of Seattle.Thanks Prof.Chaos!
Feel better Chrissy. Sick or not it’s always banger episodes. I’ll take what I can get!
I Know Who You Are and Love You!!!!!! Sooo creative and hilariously insightful!!!
And another thing - I would literally never watch Hey Babe again if you weren't on it, you're 100% the entire reason I watch it!
You didnt…
I wonder if this will be a wake up call since that person is obvi such a big fan- maybe they need to hear it from their fav comedian 😬
Chrissy on theraflu is angry. Haha I love it!
The Seattle show was AMAZING! It was so dope to meet you! 🤩😍
Dude. You joke about not being this big celebrity like some of these actors and actresses but for the life of me I don’t understand how your not. People are missing out on your quick wit and talent. You’re frickin hilarious bro lol
Always something crystal 🔮 clear as Portland weathers and Seattle's weather
it's my 22nd bday today ! this is the perfect way to get it started 🥰
Happy 22nd baybay!
Woot woot! Another trip around the sun! ☀️🌎💫 Happy birthday, Lex! 🎉🥳🎂
thanks so much babes ! 💗
Thank you for saying this shit about Portland/Seattle, I’ve lived in the area my whole life, things used to be at least a little bit different but now it’s just insane
Chris, never stop teaching your daughter. My father taught me how to learn and I learned more from reading and researching historic events that my father would reference than I did in public school. He also taught me how to build engines, barns, horticulture, ranching, math, billiards, how to swim, etc.
The rest of Oregon is with you!
Portland is the worst!!
Definitely not this whole side of the country, those people are unbearable
Derrrrp
I was at your Seattle show & loved it. Thank you for popping my comedy show cherry 😘 shoutout to the nasty voiced dude in the front that you absolutely destroyed, well deserved 🤣
Really excited for your special Chrissy this is going to be the start of big things glad to be able to witness it April 6th?
I live in Portland metro - you nailed it. The most “entitled, passive-aggressive, woke assholes” is sooooo true.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE
PLEASE do the Rock’s black turtleneck/denim combo with the fanny pack and chain!!!!
Your career is definitely not ending tomorrow or anytime soon. It's just beginning Chrissy Careers ❤️
Drove 3 hours for your Portland show! It was absolutely a great time. Converted my bf into a Chrissy Chaos fan!
Love you Chrissy. Thanks for coming on for us. I hope you feel better. Keep rising. Fan for life here 💯
My anxiety was getting so high
Thanks
You will never lose hey babe. 3 weeks will be over before you know it. Big strokes you got this.
Rasta Jeff just shouted you out he’s a huge fan Chris you should get him on the podcast!!!
Best intro on youtube!
Chrissy chaos at work dude… HELLL YESSS
Love you babes. Feel better Chrissy.
Lmao you were so pissed at the show babe. I love it here in Portland though! Gotta love the chaos
Never been, but def don't wanna go
Watching back yard bar wars rn and. Hris is super funny and everyones else is bombing
Great episode, MANIFEST DESTINY BAYBEE!!😁😁😁
Correction: you had MANY people walk out of your Seattle show. 3 that I witnessed 🤠 What can ya do. Easily best show I’ve ever been to. ChrissyPNW
Chrissy if you're listening, and i know you are, no one can replace the chemistry between you and Sal, so don't fret my friend. Been a $10 patreon Christian since day 1 and can't wait for the Speshy Weshy. Love ya babe
I enjoyed it babe, sick or not sick 🙌🏼
Loved it no worries on the time hope you feel better mate
I’m in Indy and going. Can’t wait!!!
Well, Portland sounds like hell on Earth.
Get some ticky wickys for Myrtle Beach!!!
Hope you're over the stuffy wuhfy by tomorrow king! Thanks for making my day better.
Convincing wifey we gotta go to the Indianapolis show
The answer to your question “why would you say that to a 6 year old” because it’s hilarious. 😂
Feel better Chrissy D🙏
I worry same thing… can’t prevent kids from doing drugs but can give them information and ways to stay safe when they’re out with friends
Never change!
This ep was great, babe!
Chrissy always makes amazing Poddy Waddys🙏
Those damn West Coast hipsters got you sickeyyy wickeyyyy
“Performative Wokeness” from the comments here was SO on point about Portland. I loved your show here. Try Portland (and Oregon) in the summer, it’s beautiful if you get outside the pretentious hipsters that have immigrated here.
I think you did another amazing show Mr. D, get well soon 💪
Keep your kids busy people. Busy and accountable would be ideal. The people they hang around with is important as well
born and raised in portland, its a nightmare
No way you lose Hey Babe, the Sal and Chrissy combo....forget about it! Its like Saratoga's peanut butter and jelly!
Now DeRosa losing Taste Buds to Quin? Very possible. lol
We want that edit when chrissy was talking about Portland. CLIP IT!
Sounds exactly like what you'd expect from a comedy show in seattle😂
I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABES!!! CHRISDCOMEDY.COM
Anxiety tuesday relief
happy AnxietyTuesday yall ganggang buzzbuzz xoxo
Let's go chrissy specials!
love this energy
Pissy Chrissy coming with the fire boomer rants today and I 💚it. Theraflu poddie woddies should be a weekly thing if you end up getting that sponsorship from the Federalist
Also that anonymity you talked about is right on