Please, Don't Touch Anything ALL ENDINGS

Well, all except Ending 1 which involves not touching anything.
EDIT 9-6-17: Holy crap 42000 views. This is literally 99% of my view count. Thank you.
EDITEDIT 6-10-2023: 277k, wow.
FOR MY PORTUGUESE-SPEAKING FRIENDS::
Pareci ter ganhado um pouco de público brasileiro / falante de língua portuguesa com esse vídeo. Eu gostaria de poder conversar com todos vocês, mas não falo o idioma.
Obrigado por ver meus vídeos e sinto-me à vontade para enviar comentários e tentarei traduzi-los o melhor possível.

[@damiansmith5294]

19:35 Glory to Arstotzka!

[@Gatoraded27]

"Freaking Hacker - Kyle

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

Arstotzka best country!

[@Gatoraded27]

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Ye

[@iplayapex1124]

Glory greatest country

[@drawinggod1990]

NO EZIC BEST

[@fanter6760]

This machine is the true SCP 001

[@Moriramanzou]

He didn’t gate guard ;(

[@d4stanyh3roeslive45]

@@Moriramanzou bro he ment this is new scp

[@Moriramanzou]

@@d4stanyh3roeslive45 it was memetic compulsion

[@fishfeet100]

no its the hands machine considering the boss is a character

[@commandergumballwatterson733]

Wow 69 likes

[@eeveiv8582]

11:25 top moment

[@NeroZashi]

Epic tune :D

[@dunb7269]

This is Alien or baby or Alien Baby?

[@clonybadland423]

​@@dunb7269no is a fetus

[@tanghuachen7274]

Alien invasion part

[@igi1225]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@pantsshitter533]

Wrong game :P

[@cronkhartIII]

Also wrong profile photo -.-

[@Gamerpro-yr4pq]

Random Dude but wat about with the passport?

[@almabiglaen8957]

Pie

[@PotatoBullets115]

Igi122
Glory Arstotzka, Greatest Country!

[@augustomegaz9190]

2019: ends
All good stuff: 0:40

[@FuriousMaximum]

This deserves more likes

[@tango6369]

such a wonderful game. the nostalgia it fills me with is profound

[@delirium3467]

Good old time… i remember being so scared as a kid watching the heart baby thing ending..

[@raibauwu5647]

18:10 my favorite ending

[@chips2569]

Your Senpai mine too bc of the music

[@TypicalBLKW]

11:32 FEETUS YEETUS COMMIT SELF DELITUS

[@sentientgoose1020]

thats a shrimp

[@redactedcookies5360]

​@sentientgoose1020 I have never seen a shrimp that looks like a baby made out of pure flesh with no skin-

[@kevinhoang87]

you looking them up brah?

[@ambiiooo]

Kevin Hoang yes 😐

[@mryoutuber4277]

Nah just wanna see some endings

[@stupidcat9309]

Nah

[@ISimpLegoshi]

Yeah

[@ntnb_.]

Yup

[@mini_tinibrasil3429]

10:15 hora de jogar City Boom

[@Valliac]

I have no idea how this hit 10K views, but thank you.
EDIT: wtf 90k

[@JamesJones-ol1pd]

Valliac true

[@hahalolhahalol]

ta de boas

[@IBrokeMySpaceKey]

probably because people needed clues for all of the endings Valliac

[@Jasper6522]

*Cough Cough* 66k *Cough Cough*

[@PrunselClone]

123k

[@mkaybois2942]

18:36 Stanley Parable Reference?

[@pestmant]

Juan Christopher yep

[@gcawesome2482]

The Stanley parable is one of my favourite games, I love the reference

[@julius00]

a coffe machine ;-;

[@flopees9991]

caio victor vc é o mesmo do imscared do Alan?
o q eu respondi

[@flopees9991]

caio victor não é não malz

[@julius00]

Flops não sei talvez sim talvez nao

[@Valliac]

imscared was more of a horror game than anything else. This a is more of a goofy puzzle game.
Imscared era mais um jogo de horror do que qualquer outra coisa. Este é mais um jogo de quebra-cabeça pateta.
Desculpe, tive que usar um tradutor.

[@flopees9991]

Valliac eu confundi ele com outro doge desculpa

[@CarlosAM1]

2018 and still watching.
And if you are on 2019... hi future stranger! Hows the world?
Edit: According to some people from 2020 there seems to be a global pandemic, this did not age well.

[@Valliac]

No better, but we're still here.

[@LarryCucumber]

Too tru

[@LarryCucumber]

@@Valliac also, is this your most popular video?

[@Valliac]

@@LarryCucumber seems like it.

[@microbialdoormat]

Wow. Imagine if someone sees this in 2020. If so, hello!

[@amogus7]

19:45 look at stop-frame
Edit: from 1 fast play-pause

[@akosorosz7453]

11:14 is probably why you're here

[@bananasauz4337]

Thank you.

[@MDG-mykys]

I do love this song

[@zachariahdavis5973]

Holy shit it's final boss

[@theawesomemogor420]

11:29 *Mr. Le Bloody Demonic Fetus appears.*

[@m1co294]

19:29 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!

[@guga-chan339]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!!!

[@desireemanalo9694]

I’m impressed, you had learned all the basics, although you have not made a vr version, I loved it so much, and the graphics of the game in the video is so good, you better put a resulting comment for this game so when you made the video I wished it would have better graphics and everyone would also love your videos, thanks for the videos!!!!

[@ryannclaudiomouramagalhaes2000]

19:28 i got the reference

[@UselessnessSoph]

Project zorgo?!

[@user-bi8tj2yn8e]

@@UselessnessSoph nope, "papers, please"

[@UselessnessSoph]

@@user-bi8tj2yn8e oh

[@spideryyx4255]

everyone did

[@literallyjay5972]

Glory to Arstotzka!

[@salt8889]

Nice video! Definitely what I was looking for!

[@Phobofeelia]

I now find it facinating that all beauty marks on my body end up in a triangle.

[@emirkara8660]

Its MuggyOutside is the İLLUMİNATİ

[@dalekwarrior6515]

19:28 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@rocknatorpokeman770]

sumo Minerva Mink your perfil

[@dalekwarrior6515]

@@rocknatorpokeman770 I changed my channel name and my pfp

[@Nightshift10000]

So basically if you hit the button 20 or so times it becomes “The History Eraser Button” or just shuts the machine off, huh. P.S. love the Cthulhu & Demonic Shodan endings

[@luigifan4393]

19:29 papers please

[@guga-chan339]

Yes,I love this game

[@vysec-3243]

15:33 OMG OMG I WANT ALL OF DEM NOW

[@dummy_the_mannnn]

Krage B's Channel you want demon-possessed abandoned city buildings?

[@vysec-3243]

@@dummy_the_mannnn YES YES YEEEEEEEES DEY R CUTE SLIME

[@dummy_the_mannnn]

Krage B's Channel uhhhhhhh ok then.

[@orlandoteixeira9078]

Well technically you didn’t touch anything because of the Pauli Exclusion Principle, your atoms repulsive forces did, but not you

[@Raskat1234]

11:25 music please

[@Valliac]

Original OST - The Essence of Machines - /watch?v=knPVJ9rj5dM

[@amythomas7825]

Omg thanks

[@ambiiooo]

Valliac tyy

[@chips2569]

1:50 i like that music

[@ratmouserodent]

11:25 i like this music

[@obidadkenobi1404]

Also the 666 ending with the happy buildings it affects the creepy ending picture on the right
*eyes become red and gets horns*

[@genericskeleton8563]

Thank you!

[@maggyrose2003]

Sans

[@slanesd]

+Temmie! :3 temmie

[@Valliac]

+Jacob Schwartz hOI!

[@maxcoxon6287]

SANS PUT THE SOCK AWAY - Papyrus

[@maggyrose2003]

Lol

[@rayfluffos]

Obrigado cara

[@t_h_e__e_n_d]

11:25 i like this music

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

11:29 It Lives in a nutshell

[@springrhythm8242]

Oh yea it does look like It lives

[@somepersonontheinternet6879]

Proto-

[@tutu38ao11]

How did you came up with the code for 24:23

[@obidadkenobi1404]

Ok *WHAT THE FRICK I GET SCARED WHEN THAT AWAITING INPUT SHOWS UP*

[@Solongsocialmedia]

13:48
Vader: HI, IMA BLOW U UP CUZ IM VADAR!!!

[@FuroskiGoRawr]

what did you even do on the clock ending-

[@vinnycrimson]

Babeh fetus song/Theme/OST *Idk how to really call it XD* _The Essence Of Machines_
Hope i helped! =D

[@jbmusic1118]

18:14 *Song?*

[@camilo23rm]

Please, don't touch anything ost - Leviathan

[@psychopato3629]

How you have discovered the colors code?

[@Rivwe]

just noticed this video was uploaded on my 11th bday

[@tayasminlins5178]

Eu sou horrível em decorar números e letras/I'm horrible at decorating numbers and letters

[@adamrizkymubarak]

VR version was here

[@adamrizkymubarak]

And that 23 dislikes is some persons are not reading the desc bc theres no first ending

[@whismoonawknomyy]

I'm freaked out in the illuminatti one cuz it crashes your game

[@ahmetbey701]

hes looking at youtube

[@iamagamer5777]

Ahmet Bey that true he is just searching it up without anyone knowing
besides you can tell by taking a little while to do something 😧
But in the other hand nice video who ever did not press Read more is an idiot
those people who did press read more is smart and nozy cause what if I say something top
secret...
But wait there's more! not saying it's a bad video just saying he/she is searching
the answers...wich makes the video more faster...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔yeah😆
so much editing my sentences...I should stop..
LOL I forgot what was I was going to type..😅😐🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔ahhhh forget it🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😑😐WHAT WAS IT 😲

[@IronIsKing]

@@mrgcat4337 Please don't say that.

[@ozcari1924]

yeah

[@ruinernergigante5085]

Kanıtın ne gerizekalı?

[@theikeabird]

i m late but how do i get all my clocks/timers to all have the green light???

[@Valliac]

iirc, your computer's clock has to be at midnight.

[@carecacabeludoblehb]

PLEASE JESUS STAY WITH ME

[@xeniafotakou7293]

ProGames Emmanuel I AGREE. PLEASE JEASUS STAY WITH US. 😨😨😨

[@theaeman]

God Jesus please stay

[@mareeeedensos6348]

*DON'T DIE!!!*

[@brycemcdonald817]

he already did the waiting one without the video

[@tsukai7147]

I need help for the 12:26 one, am I supposed to wait till' the clocks get to the north?

[@obidadkenobi1404]

Just adjust your time to 11:59:50 and wait 10 secs

[@obidadkenobi1404]

It's harder though because the printed pattern is always different so yeah

[@tanghuachen7274]

If the red thing touches the restart lever. YOU LOSE

[@polskabrytania9547]

1:56

[@saint_gb5845]

How to play city boom?

[@Steve1766]

take the hammer open the drawer also type 8008 in the numpad and then insert the red thing that says city boom into the hole under the 2 arrows in the time machine

[@danialopptionallimran605]

You need more subscribers!

[@yamenosama9496]

all the time its was a coffee machine

[@osmanefe4618]

Cool video :)

[@axelgameplays6106]

1:52 shit that scary

[@lautaromarti9110]

axel gameplays what is this?

[@axelgameplays6106]

is satanas

[@m4ribos925]

axel gameplays satanas is satan in greek

[@RiskE80]

axel gameplays you should see it in vr

[@AndrewChumKaser]

The fetus is worse

[@irritatingidiott]

19:28 Paper,Please

[@axvitation]

Uh did you use the wiki to do this? Nvm just asking cause I just want to know....

[@Valliac]

Noscoper Ultra Sans/roblox gaming for one or two of them yes.
I wanted to make sure I got the right sequence or otherwise I'd be going down a whole different path of endings I didn't want.

[@axvitation]

okay

[@Valliac]

The other thing is, while I did use the wiki for 1 or 2 endings, there's also no vids that I could find for all endings that had people who wouldn't shut the fuck up over them.
So while 99% of my other videos have talking, this is my one video so people can see all the endings without a ton of commentary.

[@benjanegesek8643]

thank you

[@Discwriter]

3:43
This Game Was Released Too Early For Me to Make This Remark

[@rauligvg]

How to do the 17th

[@paturo7024]

how many time pass in the cut from here 12:51? pls answer

[@leoelpro4874]

0:00

[@paturo7024]

@@leoelpro4874 dude its been 3 years you dont have to answer 💀💀

[@thepwner9000]

Game name: Please, dont touch anything
Us: *dont mind if i do*

[@MikuLoverHachune]

THE cross wont work for me!!

[@danonaogames6405]

1:50 surprise

[@obidadkenobi1404]

*every 10 restarts the plane game starts*

[@amogus7]

1:50 Primitive creepypasta that not creepypasta with screamers

[@emiliorobledo3548]

15:31 good ending

[@emiliorobledo3548]

But are happy demons no?

[@blackshark9749]

Nice ^^

[@viniciusvilarribeiro4867]

Glory to Artotzka

[@jasonphilpott8594]

why is ur photo temmie

[@meruian5463]

anyone else got freaked out at 11:31 ???

[@meruian5463]

ughhhh phobia,,,

[@meruian5463]

but hey! the song is good! :3

[@amythomas7825]

Sorta,but the song is amazing anyway!

[@sarinho1526]

If you guys dont know, the song name is The Essence of Machines. ;)

[@Gatoraded27]

Nope

[@bububu-bu_bu-bubu]

このゲームよりゲームの音楽が落ち着く

[@moisespleytez]

He say something like that: This game has a music less heavy than his is (sorry, only 390 days in Duolingo english and japanese :'v)

[@M1ss1ng_St4r]

25 endings
25 minutes of the video

[@tutu38ao11]

How did u come up with the 4020 code in 17:20

[@Valliac]

24th - Ocean Ending
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code I III II II III I (1 3 2 2 3 1) in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the right to reveal a two-digit panel with the word Bender on it.
Enter 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 into the panel.
Water springs out of the ground and a boat sails on the newly created sea.
Requires completing game

[@ikkidragneel6793]

glory to artozska

[@Smart1k]

I didn't know this game was made in Russia!

[@itz_edu4rdo23_yt]

1:51 you have failed the vibe check

[@ethancolle4222]

30 endings?

[@MikkeConDobleK]

What i can do in the minute 13:40 idk

[@jaxpianoteacher]

So you going t Africa?, because that elifant looks like from Africa ya know how I know that, because I was born there ‘v’

[@Alfiesmum2013]

When is blood baby ending

[@jorgelopezroman5147]

12:06 What does this refer to?

[@lightyagami7109]

The alien is 5563 subject 559 and it was a worm like creature

[@kapzduke]

why are there no timestamps

[@Lord_The_Dragon]

Eu não entendi o do relógio
I didint understand the clock ending

[@link001]

Me neither

[@marinasutlovic8159]

moor good in vr

[@Colorscope33]

Not the 312213?

[@georges2773]

I like the song to

[@mraa9938]

*WE HAVE A CITY TO BURN*
03:40
~CYBERPUNK 2077~

[@Cnhportgazwithin]

Yin Yang has good music

[@alexm7777]

Why didn't you show the Pacifist ending?

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Isn’t there a Stanley parable ending?

[@MDG-mykys]

18:35

[@DogXLoc]

Ele estava vendo video

[@muriilouwu]

Video muito bom

[@percythelittlegreenengine1507]

This scary yes I am a year late but whatever it’s still scary

[@bidi238]

3:39 welcome to the further

[@georges2773]

I’ve done the hit the boton with hammer it was scery

[@mateussemh7464]

13:38 why 3232323 ?

[@KENANDBEN098]

11:56 blood baby

[@xyuof1025]

sand monster :(