Virgin Girl Learns What It Feels Like | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @TheAndrewSchulz
    @TheAndrewSchulz  3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    THE INFAMOUS TOUR
    8/13 - DALLAS, TX
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    Tickets on sale friday @ www.theandrewschulz.com

    • @peg6sustv461
      @peg6sustv461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hopefully I see you out here in Dallas bro 😎

    • @JaschaShum1986
      @JaschaShum1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious but you telling them truth THO

    • @N1NJ4P1R4T3
      @N1NJ4P1R4T3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Denver sold out :(

    • @ramyemad6325
      @ramyemad6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But when are you coming to Egypt though??

    • @Tidefaninco
      @Tidefaninco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@N1NJ4P1R4T3 When is Denver? I don't see it on the list.

  • @ILLeeT36
    @ILLeeT36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6988

    I’m so glad this guy realized he’s a comedian and didn’t end up stuck doing some menial job instead. He’s a fuckin natural

    • @maverick3069
      @maverick3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Never have I ever agreed with a random comment on YT more!

    • @osloconfidental1807
      @osloconfidental1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is an actual question, no hate! I love his comedy, but he seems so full of him self in podcasts and interviews. Am i completely off, or is it because of his crazy comeup over the years?

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@osloconfidental1807 that's definitely part of it. Early Schulz was way more humble. Only person he doesn't talk over now is Chalemagne cuz he put Schulz on. He better show some fuckin reapect to Charlemagne lol

    • @AH-zs5hf
      @AH-zs5hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@osloconfidental1807 agreed. I really wish his podcasts were better!

    • @skmg2888
      @skmg2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@osloconfidental1807 I mean yeahhh I could see why people portray him that way but to be completely fair, he's almost always the smartest guy in the room, u can tell he has done lots of research on many different topics and cultures, soooo it becomes easy to sound arrogant when you know more than everyone around you lol

  • @mattprosser5429
    @mattprosser5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12699

    I was at this show and after this clip ended Schulz bought her every dessert the club had and had her try every one in front of the whole audience because she was so sheltered. He was wingmanning so hard for that man😂

    • @christophersonawane
      @christophersonawane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

      He's a true bro.

    • @krupert8355
      @krupert8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      Thanks for the extra story! It sounds awesome, wish there was a vid of that part as well :)

    • @sidechain0
      @sidechain0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      That's so cool from him

    • @Wonderlikechild
      @Wonderlikechild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      I was thinking the whole time "this guys is probably so stoked right now actually". Hopefully he realized this guy was wing-manning like a champ for him.. which also made for a good show. Mutual relationship.

    • @sai742
      @sai742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      he is a bro... always

  • @sibithirumalai3208
    @sibithirumalai3208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    The fact that he was roasting that girl without insulting or hurting her feelings shows he a master comedian

    • @dvb8637
      @dvb8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yet he insulted and hurted the confidence of the bf. Smh. Yall are insane.

    • @miahjay
      @miahjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@dvb8637 not really. He just said some things that could’ve actually happened with the bf. I’m sorry but if you’re not screwing for a year and you think you’re not gonna shoot fast from a virgin after that year of withholding is illogical asf

    • @Lrodpotato
      @Lrodpotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miahjay It's possible. But it could also depend on the guy. I dated a guy once who had a hard time cumming in general. He would get hard and we would have sex usually for up to an hour sometimes even 2 hours before he came (he had only been with one girl before). At first I thought it was just me because I was a virgin and maybe just wasn't good at it or didn't have the experince. But even when I felt more confident about it, it still took just as long.
      And I had a fling with someone sometime afterwards who came after 5 to 10 minutes the few times we were together can't say if that wouldve changed but our first time was literally that shoot fast experience where he apologized for it that Andrew described.
      And the guy I'm with now is similar to the first, but that's my limited experience of the men I've been with.

    • @billybobbobson3797
      @billybobbobson3797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miahjay yeah it’s a straight lie to pretend you’re gonna hit it hard and for a long time. He’s practically a virgin at this point lmao.

    • @Mak2Grim
      @Mak2Grim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dvb8637 fairy 🧚‍♂️

  • @balazsh2
    @balazsh2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6977

    "Nobody apologies better than dudes when we come fast"
    lol so true

    • @budapatrik4438
      @budapatrik4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fellow hungarian

    • @meano1367
      @meano1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@budapatrik4438 szia

    • @taylormcgill6643
      @taylormcgill6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Is it true? Cuz i dont know what that's like

    • @meano1367
      @meano1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@taylormcgill6643 you're saving yourself for marriage then? Good lad

    • @JButterZJ
      @JButterZJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@taylormcgill6643 lmao virgin

  • @shahidmeir7379
    @shahidmeir7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    This guy is a real comedian.
    He dont create joke , jokes automatically come from his mind

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That's still creating lol

    • @scottbeaulieu13
      @scottbeaulieu13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sibusiso2841 could be divinity... provided by God; which would then not be created by Drew.

    • @aabhasrai303
      @aabhasrai303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sibusiso2841 were you born yesterday. He's just metaphorising if that word exists.

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aabhasrai303 poor execution. 0.5/10

    • @TopOnePercentCribs
      @TopOnePercentCribs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm, that's how you create jokes son! 🤦‍♂️

  • @elcaballo2601
    @elcaballo2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3566

    He writes the best script, on the spot, while saying another joke.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He is the best at on the spot crowd work!

    • @set7618
      @set7618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He didn't writes it. He improv everything on the spot. 😉

    • @cosettapessa6417
      @cosettapessa6417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@set7618 that’s what he meant genius 😄

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosettapessa6417 OP implied it was scripted.

    • @AeriaIPenguin
      @AeriaIPenguin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol he nice widdit

  • @sunilkumarchandel9824
    @sunilkumarchandel9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    If I go to his show I am sitting all the way in the back 😂

    • @saisaiverba7658
      @saisaiverba7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      still not safe

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      just stare ahead with a blank look on your face like you think he's talking to someone else

    • @asiangin
      @asiangin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh I would love for him to absolutely shit one my life

    • @DocKaosBeats
      @DocKaosBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'm sitting in my car and probably still won't be safe 🤣

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DocKaosBeats I'm just looking at 'Drew and pretending I'm foreign and don't speak English.
      Edit. There's lots of answers to this dilemma

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4183

    I'm shocked at how much this bit made me laugh. Like I know he's a good comedian but dang, I wasn't prepared.

    • @erickalonso13
      @erickalonso13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fr i seen some of his videos but this one made me realize he da real deal...had me cracking up...and he just talking to dat girl

    • @tylerstevens3574
      @tylerstevens3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yall late he been this fire

    • @SergioLSmith
      @SergioLSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh. I got tix to Fargo show n November. I’m geeked

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same man, I was already familiar with a lot of his stuff but this had cracking tfu! My mans is still getting nicer with it every fucking time!

    • @sebastianalvarado2390
      @sebastianalvarado2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr I’m stoned as shit and died lmao

  • @omsuryavanshi4877
    @omsuryavanshi4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    Olympics logo is never gonna be same anymore......

    • @oMietHabEast
      @oMietHabEast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Sss sssss sssss soooooo rrrrr rrrrryyy 😂😂😂

    • @MrKamei
      @MrKamei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @balazsh2
      @balazsh2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it actually is, because it looks nothing like a 5 pussies lol

    • @omsuryavanshi4877
      @omsuryavanshi4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Tiagito P I am officially calling it 5 pussies now

    • @vishalchandne4035
      @vishalchandne4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭😭

  • @goatstatus7738
    @goatstatus7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    This man Andrew’s analogies are second to none 😂😂😂

    • @Yawsuke
      @Yawsuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *second to Patrice* and even Schulzy knows that

    • @EvilSlothsTony
      @EvilSlothsTony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Yawsuke Yes. P. O'Neal is his idol as a comedian.

    • @scottbeaulieu13
      @scottbeaulieu13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yawsuke Fat Pat wasn't even that good... there's like 8-10 comedians who fucking murdered the crowds. Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Prior, old school Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Arsino Hall, Bill Hicks, Carlin, etc were all wayyy fucking funnier than Patrice.

    • @mosabhussein7519
      @mosabhussein7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah second to wax ong

    • @Yawsuke
      @Yawsuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mustafa Khan oh yea i definitely see that. very fair. i’m prolly a bit more biased since i consume so much patrice material his humor is swirling in my head more. pontificators they are

  • @mjdagoat7916
    @mjdagoat7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Mad props to Andrew for always trying to set up some action for the guys with ladies in the crowd. Even when he said dude might have weak D game he brought it back and flipped it around

    • @anthonysteen56
      @anthonysteen56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah and he’s setting up his post show game

    • @joehalliday6081
      @joehalliday6081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some day the world will stop saying mad props. Most have already.

    • @dextew69
      @dextew69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He provided an excuse for the guy in advance yo

  • @MarkyMark2177
    @MarkyMark2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Lol “She don’t want nothing that starts with a D” 😂😂

    • @spincitynyc809
      @spincitynyc809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He said "D"

    • @MarkyMark2177
      @MarkyMark2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spincitynyc809 fixed typo

    • @Loginius_
      @Loginius_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Great thing about that joke is that even if she said something that started with a D he could have just flipped it and it would have probably been even funnier. Like "See, you do love the D" or a variation . Schulz is on another level

    • @kasey377
      @kasey377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There’s a dude in the camera shot that choked on his drink 😂😂😂

    • @chrixdigit
      @chrixdigit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🌝 Do nuts 🍩

  • @juansek208
    @juansek208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    This man is carrying today's comedy. Thank you, Andrew.

    • @chaitanyajain3127
      @chaitanyajain3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know theo von, Russell peters, Mark Normand

    • @juansek208
      @juansek208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chaitanyajain3127Yes, I do. Andrew is funnier, tho.

    • @xWingzTV
      @xWingzTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chaitanyajain3127 yes we do and those nerds, hillbillies, and untouchables come nowhere close

    • @chaitanyajain3127
      @chaitanyajain3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juansek208 funnier than theo von and Mark Normand no way

    • @chaitanyajain3127
      @chaitanyajain3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xWingzTV that is your opinion

  • @FootballDiary11
    @FootballDiary11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    The only thing that was missing is Alex’s “TUH-HUUUUH” 😂😂

    • @taefithendo
      @taefithendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao tuhuhh

    • @wreina56
      @wreina56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @scottylaub15
      @scottylaub15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @popedizzled_mywizzle
      @popedizzled_mywizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He probably was laughing when he was editing this video. All loud and alone in the post production room.

    • @t.bby619
      @t.bby619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol sometimes you can hear him in the audience

  • @Canemiles
    @Canemiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    The only comedian who is laughing more than the audience.. Enjoying his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chasestringer9619
      @chasestringer9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      D’elia is up there

    • @iamthagreatone4041
      @iamthagreatone4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chasestringer9619 Bert Kreischer

    • @fsinatra1911
      @fsinatra1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what people like about him he's relatable

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normally I hate when comedians laugh at their own bits, but somehow from him it's disarming and fun.

  • @prymestudio
    @prymestudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    If Andrew is your wingman, you're sure getting the girl.

  • @edmundworrell530
    @edmundworrell530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    She was such a good sport, and was laughing just as hard as everyone else. She’s not ruled and ridden by false pride or her ego. Boyfriend better not let her go. He better put a ring on it.

    • @YOLOistAoT
      @YOLOistAoT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Speaking of ring,it's a circle.

    • @GoldenBoyDims
      @GoldenBoyDims 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol relax don’t just jump to marriage after 1 year

    • @sabiotiopablo5787
      @sabiotiopablo5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@adrian ramirez Yeah we just witnessed a mega-simp. Dude tryna get married to a girl he aint even seen or heard speak. Dude probably saying the same to his onlyfans subscriptions smh

    • @Uzodesign
      @Uzodesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, she's a virgin because she claims to be. I'm also a millionaire. Now let me sell you some air.

    • @PhiyackYuh
      @PhiyackYuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simp 🤣🤣🤣

  • @massimomannino9430
    @massimomannino9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    “You’ve been cheated on”😂

  • @pootangclan1505
    @pootangclan1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    “Like a chinese person with freedom” 😂😂😂 i fkin love Schulz

    • @vedantsinha864
      @vedantsinha864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      can someone explain this part to me

    • @noneofyourbusiness9489
      @noneofyourbusiness9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vedantsinha864 China is a brutal communist dictatorship but a lot of Chinese are so brainwashed by their government's propaganda that they don't realize it.

    • @thegreatgatsby8180
      @thegreatgatsby8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vedantsinha864 as a fellow Indian, you disappoint me. Don't even know what the Chinese did to our Indian soldiers and you don't know its a dictator 😶

    • @kafka886
      @kafka886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up

    • @kafka886
      @kafka886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up

  • @2Thessalonians1_7
    @2Thessalonians1_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That dark mood lighting on his face when he’s grilling that woman is great

  • @ishanbasu6533
    @ishanbasu6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This why you don’t sit front row at an Andrew Shulz show

  • @rcnewman51.
    @rcnewman51. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “Your gunna hear the best apology”💀🤣

  • @sunilkumarchandel9824
    @sunilkumarchandel9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Andrew wouldn't be Andrew without the front row 😂

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same with russel peters lmao

  • @notorioezz
    @notorioezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You handled that perfectly. I bet you did what relationship therapists fail to do just by using honest humor. 👏

  • @SpaNkeee
    @SpaNkeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Andrew Schulz is just something else!
    The guy literally has no script just goes onto stage and plays/roasts with the crowd

  • @hobaibfahim849
    @hobaibfahim849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    that Olympic logo joke 😂😂😂

  • @teddykambouris5516
    @teddykambouris5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He’s a natural and very witty and you clearly see u need to be intelligent to be a great comedian I’ve seen a few of his clips and he encountered with the audience on countries and politics he’s great

  • @h1murashi
    @h1murashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You like a Chinese person with freedom."
    Caught me off guard, laughed harder than I should. Had to explain to my mom I'm not going insane. XD

  • @StoneyVision
    @StoneyVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is one of the best comedians alive! No one has made me laugh harder during these times. Big ups!

  • @sweatysausage3954
    @sweatysausage3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    this gotta be one of Andrew's best segments. i almost died laughing

  • @angrycharcoalcat
    @angrycharcoalcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This man has to be the funniest comedian out there atm, the way this guy can just come up with these one liners is insane haha

  • @greenblackswerl
    @greenblackswerl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I wish that I had his ability to be so quick witted. He’s just on, ALL the time. Such a talented dude.

  • @kuza3318
    @kuza3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I bet Andrew happy as fuck the country opening back up after Akash peer pressured him into buying Bitcoin at its peak.

  • @dannydacruz7698
    @dannydacruz7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man Andrew really knows how to tie a joke together to funny😂🙌🏽

  • @seeworthyglass2880
    @seeworthyglass2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Im watching this in a Publix break room cracking up right now. This was great! Thanks for making my day before I go back to work.

  • @user-hb9ts8jh5d
    @user-hb9ts8jh5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:35 THAT FIST BUMP THO

  • @IllDawgable
    @IllDawgable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Andrew is the ultimate villain in a comedic drama you hate to love

  • @derekseven1647
    @derekseven1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This man's spontaneous humor is genius. He could just pick on someone in the crowd and go for a while that's very creative.

  • @Sheen023
    @Sheen023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Respect to all the virgins out there saving for marriage.✌️

    • @takieddiine5048
      @takieddiine5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's hard asf

    • @Sheen023
      @Sheen023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@takieddiine5048 😂

    • @commanda3536
      @commanda3536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

    • @rrchicken117
      @rrchicken117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Virgins by choice? Who's choice though xD

    • @Maz-zb9uf
      @Maz-zb9uf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Saving yourself for disappointment,

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    His crowd work is too damn good. Can't wait to see him live

  • @Tom-PlaylistKing-Smith
    @Tom-PlaylistKing-Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want one of my sons to meet this lady. What a blessing. That young man should hold on to her.

  • @pwbets6386
    @pwbets6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The crowd work is second to none. I do not know how someone can consistently come up with so much material on the fly. 200 IQ right here

  • @mikesayers5157
    @mikesayers5157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Andrew, keep doing what you do. Love your interaction with the audience and you are incredibly funny. Respect from South Africa.

  • @Indi
    @Indi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He tryna set my man up for success tho 😂🙌

  • @shadylemons101
    @shadylemons101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Schulz is one of the greatest. Hilarious and relevant jokes off the top of his head. Wow.

  • @KR-jg7gc
    @KR-jg7gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Notice how the dude was offended and laughed at nothing when AS was going off on him..
    Then he changed it and made it about himself..
    Top man. Top comedian.

  • @1E11evenMoto
    @1E11evenMoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This dude definitely got the kitty that night

  • @jaymill121
    @jaymill121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Open her uppppppppp!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thisistodd190
    @thisistodd190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Andrew Shultz the only one keeping comedy going. GOAT

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This man is a blessing to earth
    Making me laugh my ass off no matter what I’m going through

  • @latebloomers9410
    @latebloomers9410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg one of the funniest clips of comedy I’ve ever heard. Damn near had to pull over. Really crying and laughing out loud omg, I love how raw and unafraid he is to go there.

  • @IScreamedWolf
    @IScreamedWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Your crowd work is something serious lmao

  • @stevesanchez1975
    @stevesanchez1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love Andrew so much, all of his videos are gold 😩

  • @Sheriff_K
    @Sheriff_K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how he said he didn’t want to pressure her.

  • @Gregory-ud6zq
    @Gregory-ud6zq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s crazy how good at improv he is

  • @ayushagarwal14996
    @ayushagarwal14996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dude the improvisation from circle to Olympic circle is awesome

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s the 👑 of crowd work and just keeps getting better.

  • @casual80sgamerguy14
    @casual80sgamerguy14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You are definitely on your way to being one of the goats fam!

  • @tammyjohnson8161
    @tammyjohnson8161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This young woman is a good girl. And he is such a great man.

  • @mgtowpablo7680
    @mgtowpablo7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Butter cream cake” 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @kriptoniteXD
    @kriptoniteXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Andrew never disappoints! This guy is going to be a legend.

  • @whiteowl2092
    @whiteowl2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He gon be ready. He practicing every day.

  • @SunkenEgo
    @SunkenEgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    THE GOAT IS BACK WIT ANOTHER BANGER🔥🔥🔥

  • @rivxrrr9875
    @rivxrrr9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Nobody is talking about how actually sheltered that girl is😂

    • @maeganlozano7058
      @maeganlozano7058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does sheltered mean in this context exactly? Sorry I’m not from the US. Does that just mean being a virgin?

    • @TimmehTRP
      @TimmehTRP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@maeganlozano7058 sheltered as in not experienced many things (as if she's been in a shelter for years)

    • @missmayflower
      @missmayflower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew is.

    • @sparrowhawk5673
      @sparrowhawk5673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What a foolish statement.
      If a person never eaten ice cream in their life it doesn't mean their "sheltered"
      There is so much more experiences in life than sex. Honestly I've experience more in my life time than any average person does. Yet unlike the majority trend could experience life without sex, marriage or an anchor of reporting to a certain other.

    • @mansasedanu-kwawu5122
      @mansasedanu-kwawu5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sparrowhawk5673 thank you

  • @carlpedro8427
    @carlpedro8427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    She's not saving herself for marriage, but she's been holding out for a year? My guy needs to cut his losses and move on.

    • @filipivan5125
      @filipivan5125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      True, too old for that waiting game.

    • @elijahwise3060
      @elijahwise3060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was looking for this comment smh. This guy...

    • @Wesspinna
      @Wesspinna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She sound real dumb too

    • @crise1
      @crise1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She not even that baggable, like 6.3 on the dime piece scale.

    • @vickysharma6561
      @vickysharma6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crise1more like a 5 on her best days lol

  • @Lavanyaved
    @Lavanyaved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Butter cream is never going to be the same again. 😂

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck pronouncing that name.

  • @machinesandthings7121
    @machinesandthings7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that you put up all the crowd work. Wish more comics would do this.

  • @phaserra
    @phaserra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like his improv skills, it's just you start to notice his topics sometimes are all sex jokes. Maybe because a lot of couples listen in, but still.

  • @john8480
    @john8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “s-s-s-sorrrrry”😂💀

  • @nickeyd1ckery
    @nickeyd1ckery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I genuinely did a spit-take at "S S S S S SORRYYY"

  • @Anigkutulhu
    @Anigkutulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That first time together, they'll be thinking of Andrew. 😂

  • @mohlachi
    @mohlachi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is the master of crowd-work. The way he'll be free-styleing hecklers on the spot is amazing! Jokes just roll off his tongue. My new favourite comedian.

  • @shivasantosht
    @shivasantosht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I had a 18 hrs work day crash, came to youtube, this is first thing that popped, made me laugh, thanks Schulzy 🙋🏽‍♂️ 🇮🇳

  • @AutomationCodeMonkey
    @AutomationCodeMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude legit looks like he loves his life tellin jokes, fuckin love it.

  • @LongLiveCoffee
    @LongLiveCoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:35 a moment of silence for my girl in black leather jacket

  • @Equitine
    @Equitine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andrew is the king of crowd work.

  • @brycekamin
    @brycekamin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Olympic joke had me dead

    • @samsheepdog697
      @samsheepdog697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The intersection of circles actually look like pussies

  • @adamorsmthing123
    @adamorsmthing123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:07 guy in the background laughing jesus

  • @Rahul_bhardwaj2024
    @Rahul_bhardwaj2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He is so good at it, I really doubt he even prepares for the show. Schulz and Anthony Jeselnik are hands down the best in their art !

    • @rolandmeyer3729
      @rolandmeyer3729 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, proxy catapult, Bill Burr says hi.

  • @gohanuchija1072
    @gohanuchija1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brooo she left tha dude hangin at 00:33 😂😂

  • @MamiTT237
    @MamiTT237 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol Publix marble cake??? Oh dear lord! 😂😂😂

  • @miguellovos5525
    @miguellovos5525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His crowd work is beyond anyone’s besides the legend

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He laughin but he dyin inside

  • @eugenesesmaiii3278
    @eugenesesmaiii3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Olympic rings analogy was so fucking amazing 🤣

  • @mehraanaa
    @mehraanaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm a virgin and i was uncomfortable the whole time i watched this🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SiberianExile
      @SiberianExile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Respect it takes real strength

    • @maeganlozano7058
      @maeganlozano7058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same lol. Damn uncomfortable but I was laughing at the same time

    • @srslee5966
      @srslee5966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one cares

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SiberianExile or not, for some people is pretty easy XD

    • @SiberianExile
      @SiberianExile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nessyness5447 ofc for losers its like breathing.

  • @genemounce8302
    @genemounce8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:45...and I'm slap'n an invisible mic against my leg LMFAO !

  • @baddestmanontheplanet7338
    @baddestmanontheplanet7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That was amazing! Andrew keeps getting better. You’re on 🔥 son

  • @maverick3069
    @maverick3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Andrew you owe me a laptop! I spit out my coffee on it laughing watching this! That olympic logo joke was pure brilliance!

  • @Southforthewinter
    @Southforthewinter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Shulz crowd work better than his written stuff. That’s like a rapper who freestyles better than written bars.....

  • @High_Key
    @High_Key 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only cream left just somehow worked out so perfectly. No way that was intended.

  • @sunilkumarchandel9824
    @sunilkumarchandel9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    At his comedy show back benches are more costly

  • @guesswho6925
    @guesswho6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is a role model! Very rare! Good on her

  • @AndrewD624
    @AndrewD624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    She's not waiting for marriage, but she hasn't got with the dude after a year? Something wrong here

    • @Daniel_deez_nutz
      @Daniel_deez_nutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      For reallll, red flag 🚩

    • @dasaniwaterdude9439
      @dasaniwaterdude9439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably shit-testing him tbh, seeing how long he'll stick around to see how much he values her.

    • @amunra7390
      @amunra7390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      These bitches never know what they want. They frustrate and break good men’s pockets. He needs to stop simpin and get a real one.

    • @billwayne6775
      @billwayne6775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      They going to break up and she’ll have sex with the next guy in two weeks

    • @AEHudg
      @AEHudg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ya'll tripping, she investing too (time, emotions, thoughts and energy) you give all of that plus ya body 2 a cat that's gone switch up soon as he get it or a lil while after. He not doing something right if she don't feel safe enough to give it up. Period.

  • @sharanjanjikhel02
    @sharanjanjikhel02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man Schulz is mad intelligent he picks jokes out of thin air what a legend

  • @kari8187
    @kari8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That first “sorry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeremiahtitustoussaint3772
    @jeremiahtitustoussaint3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can hear him as Bojack Horseman

  • @eerie_genetics8459
    @eerie_genetics8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s always looking out for the bros

  • @galacticpills
    @galacticpills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last part is just killer 🤣

  • @kennethholmes4174
    @kennethholmes4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude is a beast; Andrew needs his own comedy sitcom, I said it first(I think)!!!🎭🎭🎭