Someone pick a time and date. We'll meet up just down the road from the cement factory and take it in turns to stand in front of the gate and film ourselves doing a piece to camera.
Like this idea, probably best to take something to ensure personal safety in case he decides to throw his weight about......something like jam doughnuts, sausage rolls and some diet pop should smooth things over.
@@fenpikey He's certainly got a lot of weight but I doubt he's capable of throwing it very far. If ever I've seen anyone with "stroke victim" written all over them, he's the one, and the First Responders will need a fork lift truck !
A jobsworth with time on his hands, you were on the Kings Highway and no laws against filming in public unless a military installation or minors caught on camera, parents permission needed before publication.
@@philhawley1219 The one in our local Sainsbury's looks about 12. Some bandy legged tracksuited gentleman scuttled his way out the store once with bottles under each arm and some in his hoodie, rapidly chased by a member of shop staff. The security guard? He just watched. The shop staff? She came back with all the bottles. We gave the security guy a clap and told him "well done" in a completely sincere way.
He isn't wairing his high visibility vest, perhaps they don't come in XXXXXL. Which is a requirment for guarding abandoned buildings. Its so the rubble can see you and falls elsewhere. So not that much of a jobs worth.
To: Knobby McKnobface, esq. I’ll bet your favourite album isn’t The Pleasure Principle. Good luck dialling 101 with those potato fingers. Then again, every girl’s crazy for a sharp dressed man.
The best thing about East Grinstead is the hospital where pioneering plastic surgery was done by Sir Archibald McIndoe and his team to help horrifically wounded aircrew during the second disagreement. There's a fine statue in the town commemorating this hero.
Queen Victoria Hospital East Grinstead is also a regional centre of excellence for burns patients. It’s a small hospital with a correspondently very friendly approach to visitors, patients and staff. A great place to work.
It's a good job the cement works / eco village site has such elite security staff..! Pretty sure you were on public property but fair dos for not arguing
As an urban explorer, I do enjoy dealing with "security", who have an over inflated view of their powers. All you'd have to do with that guy is let him chase you in circles until he had a coronary..
I enjoyed the subtle music in the background when the blurry jobsworth arrived. In fact I liked it so much I hit the button specifically for that Thanks John, have a nice week
There should be a second button (at least) for extra likes and appreciations during a video. I always hit the button specifically for liking these videos anyway.
@@andymerrett yes, I have specifically hit the button specifically for this on every auto shenanigans video - I don’t see that changing either. And thanks John, your channel fans are all very well indeed - thanks for asking! How the devil are you?
I think we now have the moment of this entire channel "No I don't think so" should be on all the merch! Also, amazing how he managed to hide the tuba as he walked.
One of your best road trips ever. You should return to the Cement Works, I reckon. First, Mr Moody could do with some more exercise. Second, ask him which chippie he uses as there’s no way he pays £17 a time.
"Can I help you?" "No, I don't think so" Perfect answer. The police, assuming they care enough to turn up before you get bored and leave, will merely confirm you're stood on public land and can do what you want. Or they'll tell you where the public land starts and ask you to go stand over there instead, and then lose all interest in whatever you're doing.
Did a tour of Shoreham Cement works in the early 70’s when ‘I t’were but young lad’ learning my way in the Construction Industry. At least we didn’t have to contend with Humpty Dumpty back then. What a happy soul he seemed.
Given that there's a public footpath running along where Jon is standing, and he's outside the gates, he's on public property and is quite at liberty to film. Mind you, they're all about the fun. Take a look at their "site entrance rules": Entering - any vehicle found turning right into site will be banned. Exit - any vehicle found turning right out of site will be banned.
@@andymerrett There's a mine construction project in North Yorkshire with similarly anal rules - it's because of a contract the developers had to sign with the council to get planning permission as it was in a AONB. You have to go this long pointless route that uses more fuel rather than the direct route to "help the environment".
Your videos never cease to be anything less than brilliant. I've learnt to not be drinking a cup of tea while watching them, as I'll inevitably end up spraying it.
Love your encounter with ‘no neck’ who thinks a road is private property and I assume if he is dressed like that can’t be a security guard. Looks like you woke him up and he has to do work.
Easy Grinstead is a very famous place. Dr Archibald McIndoe worked as a pioneer of reconstructive surgery during the second world war. Mainly on badly burned aircrew.This was in the hospital that existed there at the time.
Fuck me 17 quid. Fish & Chips is now considered posh? I mean really - Jesus Christ. I am no mathematician but inflation wasn't that high. Can buy a street in County Durham for that. Sussex can just do one.
When will numptys learn that so long as you're standing on public property then it's perfectly legal to film anything within direct sight of where you're stood regardless of whether or not it's private property 😂
That was my first thought too. If you’re not within the private grounds, what business did he have to even approach? Jon, upload the full, uninterrupted exchange for us all, pleeeeaaase❓🙏🏻😉
@@lollington_bear There are separate laws for buildings concerning national security, but otherwise yes you can film anything from a public place pretty much (unless you're filming e.g. into someone's house)
I grew up in Worthing and now live in East Grinstead so presume you made this just for me! The pedant in me wants to remind you Hedgecourt Lake where you started your West Sussex video is actually in Surrey. I’ll let you off though. 😎
@@andymerrett Sounds like the SIA needs to be informed about them, as IF he was a security guard he should have his SIA licence clearly displayed, which is a legal requirement. He obviously hasn't had any training from his employers about Social Media Content Creators and the legalities about them.
The Bluebell Railway ran a fair sized project to acquire bits of land and re-open the Imberhorne viaduct and nearby cutting to re-connect the preserved railway up with the national rail network at East Grinstead.
Took 10 years planning and few million quid of mostly volunteer donations. The thoughts of management were that they didn't think the membership that donated would want to see a return on their investment. It was a pretty sore point at the first AGM after linking to national rail. Little has been made of the advantage since. The appointment of a new commercial director last week could change that.
‘So they blew the pier in half. That will show them.’ Priceless. Nearly as good as the security person in yellow T-shirt and your response of ‘Oh fucking hell!’ Now I’ve got to watch the last half again because I was laughing too much
.Gov/Military did a whole lot of pointless things like that early in the war! Plus Mr Blobby has probably just escaped off it now rejoined to rest of pier and been eating all the £17 fish n Chips plus Doughnuts.Candyfloss,Rock.Fudge.Toffee Apples.Honeycomb.Nougat and anything else that could shove in chops!
Nice to see that Humpty Dumpty has found suitable work, as a security guard. And so immaculately turned out, in that 'shruddy gamer' disguise, too! A credit to the profession, and possibly one of the S.I.A.' s top license holders.
When I moved to Sussex fourteen years ago the cement works was a friendly, welcoming place full of transport, motor trade and artists. Then it was sold...
East Grinstead - you missed the role it played in the first and second small disagreements, Queen Victoria Hospital is well known for pioneering burns and plastic surgery units run by Sir Mcindoe who was invited and trained with Gillies the 'father of plastic surgery' there was an archive known as the Gillies Archive based out of queen mary's hospital, Sidcup with pastels of the era known as the Tonks pastels - Now we know who ate all the pies at the cement works
This video seems to be following the path my grandparents took through this part of the country. When I was born they were running a pub/hotel in Three Bridges. After retiring from that they ran a sandwich bar in Hayward's Heath, then finally fully retired to Worthing.
Awww I love that respectful attitude "I know I can film here but fair enough I'll quietly move on" doesnt hurt does it, pity the jobsworth cant be like that
how the hell does this not have more views... the effort put into this is clear, production and preformance (presentation, whatever you wanna call it) skills are so good!
John you missed out on so meny places along the route. Woods Mill, Hickstead, Jack & Jill Mills, Edburton, Bramber Castle, etc but well done for getting security his exercise for the week.
at the a22 b2028 roundabout a little actor called tom cruise visits when in blighty he also had a bloody great house in dormansland up the road at arse end of E Grinstead where people who think ther s!*t dont stink live He sold that to that aussie /greek singer who was doing Katie Price for several mills
That car park in Worthing, I really recognised it, but couldn't think why. Then it came to me. While in my youth, I was heading down the A23 towards Brighton in a time where I thought speed limits were..... "Advisory" I was subsequently caught by a police officer and a couple months later I was sent to Worthing Magistrates' Court to claim my prize. While on my exciting visit to the area, I used that very car park. Thank you for unlocking that very buried and very boring memory that I could share with you all!
Your interaction with the security guard at the cement works made me & bestie laugh out loud! We had a similar experience taking photographs at Cardington Sheds near Bedford! If you haven't already visited there, please do on a future video and look as suspicious as possible, it'll be well worth the effort 🤭
East Grinstead Hospital is the birthplace for modern plastic surgery where British and Allied aircrew injured during World War II, primarily treated by Archibald McIndoe at the Queen Victoria Hospital in East Grinstead. There are also two water mills , and you missed a photogenic spot stone farm rocks overlooking the nearby reservoir, a popular spot for rock climbing. There is also Sackville College, founded as alms-houses in 1609 as well as Standen, the National Trust’s flagship Arts and Crafts country house. Famous for its William Morris wallpapers, textiles and contemporary fittings, the house was built in the 1890s by architect Philip Webb. a lot of history related to East Grinstead right back pre-Roman times.
Amazing video! You mentioning a carpark reminded me that in Fareham, there is a carpark being demolished because it can't support the weight of modern cars, being that they have gotten so heavy over the years. May be an interesting topic to look into!
East Grinstead was a big centre for the UK iron making industry around the time of the small French UK tour. Growing up in Shoreham in the 70s and the cement works hung a grey cloud over the surrounding area like some monochrome micro climate. The thing Worthing is famous for is the stink of the seaweed, particularly on a damp Autumn day, described as ozone by desperate locals but it smelt more like a shatfest tbh. Thank you Jon for making Sunday nicer.
Worthing's infamous seaweed smell has disappeared, to the relief of just about everyone, after the East Worthing sewage works was fitted with a much longer outflow pipe in 2002. No more human-excrement-fed rotting seaweed in the summer!
@@firestarter1888 Happily, not anymore. I think that several winter storms over recent years decimated the weed beds along the coast. I remember the knee-deep piles of rotting seaweed on the beaches all summer, but now there is no seaweed to wash up. The sea should still be avoided after heavy rain because Southern Water still does their thing.
£17 for fish and chips....... That fish better be a freshly caught whole cod served by the trawler man himself, cooked personally by his wife and include a day trip to Jersey on his boat to pick the potatoes.
close ... close ..... bloke called john drives them down from liverppol where they spent 3 days prior to some jock plucking them out the sea in scotland 3 more days before that . The spuds well thats mo for you , an egyptian guy .... in egypt . Carefully grown under the african sun and watered by the piss soaked , chemical enduced with the odd body floating past nile before being shot into the back of a boat and floated upto liverpool .... where factorys bag um before a mate of johns drops them off .
Thanks for yet another great video, Jon. I'm pretty sure that Moody Security Bloke would have been hard pushed to get the Police involved with your alleged trespass since it is a civil matter rather than a criminal one so they couldn't arrest you for it. Not that you need any aggro.
In reference to that security guy, can't help but phrase a line from Snatch... " I thought you said he was a getaway driver?...what the f**k can he get away from"?😂
"Can I Help?"
"No, I dont think so."
A fair assessment.
Fashion tips? Diet plans?
I want to know what happened then!! Is Jon turning into an Auditor! Did the police turn up?
Did he have any Tubby Toast, or Tubby Tustard?
@@barrieshepherd7694 Of course the police didn't show up 🤣 I wasn't breaking any laws.
Wow, that bloke in the yellow shirt really knows how to pick outfits that show off his physique.
He has turned me gay
@@andymassey8105 It's the belly button does it for me. If only he'd do a "Shakira" I'm his.
Jealousy will get you nowhere!
@@andymerrettThose hips don't lie!
You mean the blob
Someone pick a time and date. We'll meet up just down the road from the cement factory and take it in turns to stand in front of the gate and film ourselves doing a piece to camera.
Leave enough time between takes to let Mr Blobby get back to his chair and settle down. Looks like he needs a bit of exercise.
Yes lets do it
Like this idea, probably best to take something to ensure personal safety in case he decides to throw his weight about......something like jam doughnuts, sausage rolls and some diet pop should smooth things over.
@@Kevin-mx1vi Get John to have his drone overhead to film the progress, then play it back to x5 speed with the old Benny hill music on top.
@@fenpikey He's certainly got a lot of weight but I doubt he's capable of throwing it very far. If ever I've seen anyone with "stroke victim" written all over them, he's the one, and the First Responders will need a fork lift truck !
The way you handled the bloke almost wearing the yellow teeshirt was excellent.
It was more of a marquee than a tee shirt.
@@Andy-185a marquee for most, a handkerchief for him.
ALMOST wearing it, brilliant haha!
"According to my guidebook, there's nothing here."
As a resident of Burgess Hill, you are absolutely right
"Burgess Hill" is a modern mispronunciation of it's ancient name "Bugger All".
Not entirely true. You have the Bedelands Nature Reserve and...erm...aahh.
Does the Bayleaf Thai restaurant near Waitrose count?
"Can I help?"
"No, I don't think so."
A classic moment, indeed. :)
Or even better - can you tell me something worth knowing about the cement factory?
Do you have anything for Cissbury Ring? A cushion perhaps?
A jobsworth with time on his hands, you were on the Kings Highway and no laws against filming in public unless a military installation or minors caught on camera, parents permission needed before publication.
What the f,, was that? Was it even human?
@@iangrice329 Not really, his name is karen.
Moody Security Bloke - was that the large disagreement?
More like the Lard Disagreement
Yeah he was scared the camera might get in the way of his pork pie delivery
That's the 4th Minor disagreement 😂😂
Security? What’s he going to do, eat the intruders?
@@pdsnpsnldlqnop3330 I have heard the camera adds a few pounds in weight but this is ridiculous 🤣
6:44 - looked like a public place to me.
It certainly is, I confirmed this later via the local councils website, Security got nothing on me... except size and weight.
Excellent music for the gradual waddling approach of the jobsworth security guard.
Security guard? Bloody hell they've let themselves go these days.
@@andymerrett Have you ever met a security guard who looks like a normal person?
@@philhawley1219 The one in our local Sainsbury's looks about 12. Some bandy legged tracksuited gentleman scuttled his way out the store once with bottles under each arm and some in his hoodie, rapidly chased by a member of shop staff. The security guard? He just watched. The shop staff? She came back with all the bottles. We gave the security guy a clap and told him "well done" in a completely sincere way.
He isn't wairing his high visibility vest, perhaps they don't come in XXXXXL. Which is a requirment for guarding abandoned buildings. Its so the rubble can see you and falls elsewhere.
So not that much of a jobs worth.
He'd probably be able to roll after you faster than he could run after you 😂
The comedy of the guy waddling over very slowly was excellently done, well done
You even set your pfp as him for the occasion.
It's always nice when you come across an authentic nob.
"nob" or "blob"?
Not that he's seen his own one for a while.
To: Knobby McKnobface, esq.
I’ll bet your favourite album isn’t The Pleasure Principle. Good luck dialling 101 with those potato fingers. Then again, every girl’s crazy for a sharp dressed man.
@@zoid9969I'd say both
The best thing about East Grinstead is the hospital where pioneering plastic surgery was done by Sir Archibald McIndoe and his team to help horrifically wounded aircrew during the second disagreement. There's a fine statue in the town commemorating this hero.
The hospital is a specialist plastic surgery centre to this day. A fun set if buildings, too, very "put up hurriedly during the second disagreement".
Queen Victoria Hospital East Grinstead is also a regional centre of excellence for burns patients. It’s a small hospital with a correspondently very friendly approach to visitors, patients and staff. A great place to work.
Yes, Princess Ann was here to unveil it in I believe around 2014 or so.
Yes a friend has just had his hand repaired there after angle grinder accident
@@BerlietGBC I also had a disagreement with an angle grinder that was fixed at QVH.
Presume bat fastard was only doing security between modelling jobs
I broke my leg running to the comments when I saw the cement works ‘security’. I wasn’t disappointed by seeing these comments. Well done 😂
Mr Private Property looks like he’s got a touch of Cissbury Ring from his iconic waddle.
It's a good job the cement works / eco village site has such elite security staff..! Pretty sure you were on public property but fair dos for not arguing
Judging by the last few seconds of this video John probably did argue 😅
Arguing with idiots is recommended, if you cave in they will think they are in the right, and it will be worse for the next person.
Public highway I’ll think you will find Mr Blobby
At least he didn't challenge you to a wobble off...only one winner in that competition!
They're dangerous when they're out of their mobility armchairs too.
As an urban explorer, I do enjoy dealing with "security", who have an over inflated view of their powers. All you'd have to do with that guy is let him chase you in circles until he had a coronary..
He isn't chasing anything... other than calories.
PMSL
@@AutoShenanigans😂😂
Well that wouldn't take long.
Probably just disappointed you weren't the domino's man.
I enjoyed the subtle music in the background when the blurry jobsworth arrived. In fact I liked it so much I hit the button specifically for that
Thanks John, have a nice week
There should be a second button (at least) for extra likes and appreciations during a video. I always hit the button specifically for liking these videos anyway.
I rewatched as I hadn’t even spotted the music - thanks for highlighting it
@@andymerrett yes, I have specifically hit the button specifically for this on every auto shenanigans video - I don’t see that changing either.
And thanks John, your channel fans are all very well indeed - thanks for asking! How the devil are you?
I totally missed it and had to go back :D
I think we now have the moment of this entire channel
"No I don't think so" should be on all the merch!
Also, amazing how he managed to hide the tuba as he walked.
And "Ohhh, fuckin' hell!"
One of your best road trips ever. You should return to the Cement Works, I reckon. First, Mr Moody could do with some more exercise. Second, ask him which chippie he uses as there’s no way he pays £17 a time.
Guessing he uses Farm Foods and Iceland a lot
Cement works have barely changed in the last 30 years. Always been derelict in that time from what I remember.
6:24 The trombone was just perfect. 🤣 Thank you for leaving in Chuckles. 👍
My god that was funny 😂
"Can I help you?"
"No, I don't think so"
Perfect answer. The police, assuming they care enough to turn up before you get bored and leave, will merely confirm you're stood on public land and can do what you want. Or they'll tell you where the public land starts and ask you to go stand over there instead, and then lose all interest in whatever you're doing.
Did a tour of Shoreham Cement works in the early 70’s when ‘I t’were but young lad’ learning my way in the Construction Industry. At least we didn’t have to contend with Humpty Dumpty back then. What a happy soul he seemed.
Well, people that size are rarely jolly. It's no fun being that fat.
Given that there's a public footpath running along where Jon is standing, and he's outside the gates, he's on public property and is quite at liberty to film.
Mind you, they're all about the fun. Take a look at their "site entrance rules":
Entering - any vehicle found turning right into site will be banned.
Exit - any vehicle found turning right out of site will be banned.
Think he might have been upset cos Jon interrupted his fifth Uber Eats delivery of the afternoon…those Greggs sausage rolls won’t eat themselves…
@@andymerrett There's a mine construction project in North Yorkshire with similarly anal rules - it's because of a contract the developers had to sign with the council to get planning permission as it was in a AONB. You have to go this long pointless route that uses more fuel rather than the direct route to "help the environment".
@andymerrett TBF, that site is on a fairly fast road. A heavy cement truck lumbering slowly out across multiple lanes of traffic isn't a great idea.
Has to be the funniest thing I've seen on TH-cam all year!
"can I help"
"Yes, tuck in your waistband and take four large steps to your left, there's a love"
6:38 That made my day.😆
Mine too, brilliant way of using an interruption. You'll be influencing mainstream TV with your wonderfully engaging productions....
And the outro too; brilliant...
6:25 for the full segment
Your videos never cease to be anything less than brilliant. I've learnt to not be drinking a cup of tea while watching them, as I'll inevitably end up spraying it.
Love your encounter with ‘no neck’ who thinks a road is private property and I assume if he is dressed like that can’t be a security guard. Looks like you woke him up and he has to do work.
Probably the first time he had to get up out of his chair for weeks.
Obviously upset because he didn't report to the site office as a visitor as per the sign out of shot.
Easy Grinstead is a very famous place. Dr Archibald McIndoe worked as a pioneer of reconstructive surgery during the second world war. Mainly on badly burned aircrew.This was in the hospital that existed there at the time.
06:30 So THAT'S who ate all the pies!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve had a good week John, thanks for asking 😅
£17 fish and chips, presumably to encourage weight loss in yellow shirted security guards.
That yellow shirt guy must have a McDonald's membership.
The Perch on Worthing Pier is actually a very nice, top-quality, restaurant. Well worth a try if you fancy a posh meal out.
Fuck me 17 quid. Fish & Chips is now considered posh? I mean really - Jesus Christ. I am no mathematician but inflation wasn't that high. Can buy a street in County Durham for that. Sussex can just do one.
@@AnthonyCartmell Triedc the Lancing one before the Worthing Pier one was built wasn't that impressed. North Star is great for f&c, same price.
"Can I help"
"No I don't think so... but if there is a buffet we'll let you know"
I thought the guy in the yellow T shirt had come over to eat you.
He’s definitely not lost his appetite
😂😂
he probably was going to eat you
Its a fecking Troll. Tolkein was right all along.
Was that the honey monster who crept up behind you?😂
Sings...."Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, If only you could make us understand". So that's what became of him after Noel Edmunds left for New Zealand. 🤣
The pink ran out.
When will numptys learn that so long as you're standing on public property then it's perfectly legal to film anything within direct sight of where you're stood regardless of whether or not it's private property 😂
There's probably a limit - I mean, you couldn't get a long distance lense and start filming in people's bedroom windows
They never learn. Zombies have no such skills.
I suspect if you tried that outside the Mi5 main entrance you'd be subject to a few probing questions.
That was my first thought too. If you’re not within the private grounds, what business did he have to even approach?
Jon, upload the full, uninterrupted exchange for us all, pleeeeaaase❓🙏🏻😉
@@lollington_bear There are separate laws for buildings concerning national security, but otherwise yes you can film anything from a public place pretty much (unless you're filming e.g. into someone's house)
The shorts and top Laa-Laa was wearing was doing a hell of job keeping that rotund mass covered
I grew up in Worthing and now live in East Grinstead so presume you made this just for me! The pedant in me wants to remind you Hedgecourt Lake where you started your West Sussex video is actually in Surrey. I’ll let you off though. 😎
Hi Jon, great video, I want to go there just to annoy the security guard, take care mate
Easy enough, just stand on any of the public land outside the site and he'll soon be over for a chat :D
The company is called Dudman so they hired a "security guard" to fit the name.
@@AutoShenanigans "soon" is a bit ambitious!
@@andymerrett Sounds like the SIA needs to be informed about them, as IF he was a security guard he should have his SIA licence clearly displayed, which is a legal requirement.
He obviously hasn't had any training from his employers about Social Media Content Creators and the legalities about them.
@@GWorsfold I don't think they make lanyards long enough.
The Bluebell Railway ran a fair sized project to acquire bits of land and re-open the Imberhorne viaduct and nearby cutting to re-connect the preserved railway up with the national rail network at East Grinstead.
Took 10 years planning and few million quid of mostly volunteer donations. The thoughts of management were that they didn't think the membership that donated would want to see a return on their investment. It was a pretty sore point at the first AGM after linking to national rail. Little has been made of the advantage since. The appointment of a new commercial director last week could change that.
Shame Tellybubby cut your filming short.
He didn't, he did a retake, so extended it if anything. Did you watch the video?
‘So they blew the pier in half. That will show them.’ Priceless.
Nearly as good as the security person in yellow T-shirt and your response of ‘Oh fucking hell!’
Now I’ve got to watch the last half again because I was laughing too much
Can't think what they modelled Dads Army on :)
My thoughts precisely.
@@andymerrett That's more like Fat's Army
Severing the pier may have dissuaded the axis from invading there.
.Gov/Military did a whole lot of pointless things like that early in the war!
Plus Mr Blobby has probably just escaped off it now rejoined to rest of pier and been eating all the £17 fish n Chips plus Doughnuts.Candyfloss,Rock.Fudge.Toffee Apples.Honeycomb.Nougat and anything else that could shove in chops!
"Can I help?" "No thanks, I don't need anything to be flattened."
Didn't realise they made weebles at that factory as well
Weebles. I had forgotten. They were ace.
They never fell down.
How did you not feel the earthquake when the fat bloke approached you ? 😂😂😂 good videos 👍
Nice to see that Humpty Dumpty has found suitable work, as a security guard. And so immaculately turned out, in that 'shruddy gamer' disguise, too!
A credit to the profession, and possibly one of the S.I.A.' s top license holders.
When I moved to Sussex fourteen years ago the cement works was a friendly, welcoming place full of transport, motor trade and artists.
Then it was sold...
This makes my day LESS shit! Thanks John!!
bloke in yellow js the funniest shape I've ever seen anyone be
-burger40
I bet your new yellow shirted happy friend, likes the occasional pie or two. Appropriate theme tune for him as well 😆
Brilliant! A comedy 'security guard' and a Cissbury Ring joke.
That cement works/eco village ‘security guard’ is a nice chap, and such a vision of health and peak fitness too.
08:47 Spit my tea out . Cheers John !
08:45 to catch the reference
Oh Dear!
That was a bit confronting at 6:32 Jon!
Have you thought of mounting a charge of Public Indecency against that object..? 🤢
hehehe.... I get these "interactions" weekly from members of the public and over zealous security types. You get used to dealing with them.
@@AutoShenanigans next time have a Greggs handy, easy distract them.
@@JohnSmithShields What's a Gregg's? (I'm DownUnder)
@bryan3550 a UK based bakers, who are probably best known for making sausage rolls.
What no high viz jacket on the Security guy, how unperfectional! 😂
Considering you could see that T shirt from orbit......
Maybe they don't come in 50XL
@@ptonpc 🤣
@@spadgefox684 🤣
Great video Jon, i wonder what lard arse said when he rang the police. He probably got distracted by the pizza shop number and hit redial instead 😂
🤣
Probably complaining about the Fish and Chip prices😂
I just had stella come out of my nose in the middle of weatherspoons at the trumpt.
Loved your comment on Cissbury Ring, particularly as I've just had a colonoscopy a couple of hours ago...
Interesting 🤔
His security uniform was very intimidating.
Chuff me, they really did put humpty dumty together again , Jon,me duck ! 😂🤣
It's possibly one of the best interactions with a security gaurd I've seen... The music as he walked up behind you 😅😅😅
“There is something rather large and exciting for us to look at” - there certainly was 😂
Wow! That guy has so much mass, it bends the light around him!
East Grinstead - you missed the role it played in the first and second small disagreements, Queen Victoria Hospital is well known for pioneering burns and plastic surgery units run by Sir Mcindoe who was invited and trained with Gillies the 'father of plastic surgery' there was an archive known as the Gillies Archive based out of queen mary's hospital, Sidcup with pastels of the era known as the Tonks pastels - Now we know who ate all the pies at the cement works
**Stewie's Tuba Intensifies**
This video seems to be following the path my grandparents took through this part of the country. When I was born they were running a pub/hotel in Three Bridges. After retiring from that they ran a sandwich bar in Hayward's Heath, then finally fully retired to Worthing.
I can confirm that there is nothing in Burgess Hill, but the rocky road bridge was fun and dangerous I miss those days!
Shouldn't you have found some people to help push the security guard back in the sea?
Pushing would be difficult. Might try rolling him.
That would cause a tsunami and tsunami’s are usually bad news.
When I was at school in the 70s, we had a guided tour of St Francis, probably the strangest school trip I have ever been on.
Awww I love that respectful attitude "I know I can film here but fair enough I'll quietly move on" doesnt hurt does it, pity the jobsworth cant be like that
ending: I want to go there just to troll that guy!
When the weeble came out I had to laugh.
As far as I could see, you were outside of the gate and so NOT on private property.
quite right, There was no point at which I was on private property, despite what tweedle dum thinks.
6:34 "Can I help? No, I don't think so" 😂
how the hell does this not have more views... the effort put into this is clear, production and preformance (presentation, whatever you wanna call it) skills are so good!
Man in the yellow t shirt startled you😂
Most excitement the security has had in years! He even put his chocolate bar down to confront you!
John you missed out on so meny places along the route. Woods Mill, Hickstead, Jack & Jill Mills, Edburton, Bramber Castle, etc but well done for getting security his exercise for the week.
Is the Scientologists HQ still in East Grinstead?
@@philhawley1219Saint Hill Manor. Apparently still the national HQ but no longer global HQ
at the a22 b2028 roundabout a little actor called tom cruise visits when in blighty he also had a bloody great house in dormansland up the road at arse end of E Grinstead where people who think ther s!*t dont stink live He sold that to that aussie /greek singer who was doing Katie Price for several mills
That car park in Worthing, I really recognised it, but couldn't think why. Then it came to me. While in my youth, I was heading down the A23 towards Brighton in a time where I thought speed limits were..... "Advisory"
I was subsequently caught by a police officer and a couple months later I was sent to Worthing Magistrates' Court to claim my prize. While on my exciting visit to the area, I used that very car park. Thank you for unlocking that very buried and very boring memory that I could share with you all!
Your interaction with the security guard at the cement works made me & bestie laugh out loud! We had a similar experience taking photographs at Cardington Sheds near Bedford!
If you haven't already visited there, please do on a future video and look as suspicious as possible, it'll be well worth the effort 🤭
You met the Shoreham Cement Wofks only resident.
His pregnancy is well over 9 months too!
He looks like he ate the rest of the residents. 😂😂😂
Loved the music to accompany the arrival of that big lad with the shorts on 😂
East Grinstead Hospital is the birthplace for modern plastic surgery where British and Allied aircrew injured during World War II, primarily treated by Archibald McIndoe at the Queen Victoria Hospital in East Grinstead. There are also two water mills , and you missed a photogenic spot stone farm rocks overlooking the nearby reservoir, a popular spot for rock climbing. There is also Sackville College, founded as alms-houses in 1609 as well as Standen, the National Trust’s flagship Arts and Crafts country house. Famous for its William Morris wallpapers, textiles and contemporary fittings, the house was built in the 1890s by architect Philip Webb. a lot of history related to East Grinstead right back pre-Roman times.
Was the opening shot at Felbridge lake? My brother used to live just by there.
There is also the wonderful Chequer Mead Theatre.
Worthing, my old stomping ground! I hope you popped into Sussex Model Centre on the way back!
Amazing video! You mentioning a carpark reminded me that in Fareham, there is a carpark being demolished because it can't support the weight of modern cars, being that they have gotten so heavy over the years. May be an interesting topic to look into!
Electric Vehicles are even heavier than ICEs, the future seems to be heavier and heavier
They knocked one down in Shrewsbury 25 years ago. For that very reason.
Now we know who ate all the pies! Excellent video and well handled John.
East Grinstead was a big centre for the UK iron making industry around the time of the small French UK tour. Growing up in Shoreham in the 70s and the cement works hung a grey cloud over the surrounding area like some monochrome micro climate. The thing Worthing is famous for is the stink of the seaweed, particularly on a damp Autumn day, described as ozone by desperate locals but it smelt more like a shatfest tbh. Thank you Jon for making Sunday nicer.
Worthing's infamous seaweed smell has disappeared, to the relief of just about everyone, after the East Worthing sewage works was fitted with a much longer outflow pipe in 2002. No more human-excrement-fed rotting seaweed in the summer!
never noted Worthing's sea shore oders - must visit at the wrong time of year. Jon missed the nice little cinema next the southdown bus garage
@@highpath4776lived there for 20 years. It hums.
@@firestarter1888 Happily, not anymore. I think that several winter storms over recent years decimated the weed beds along the coast. I remember the knee-deep piles of rotting seaweed on the beaches all summer, but now there is no seaweed to wash up. The sea should still be avoided after heavy rain because Southern Water still does their thing.
£17 for fish and chips....... That fish better be a freshly caught whole cod served by the trawler man himself, cooked personally by his wife and include a day trip to Jersey on his boat to pick the potatoes.
close ... close ..... bloke called john drives them down from liverppol where they spent 3 days prior to some jock plucking them out the sea in scotland 3 more days before that . The spuds well thats mo for you , an egyptian guy .... in egypt . Carefully grown under the african sun and watered by the piss soaked , chemical enduced with the odd body floating past nile before being shot into the back of a boat and floated upto liverpool .... where factorys bag um before a mate of johns drops them off .
That option is available further along the beach, but not on the pier!
Thanks for yet another great video, Jon. I'm pretty sure that Moody Security Bloke would have been hard pushed to get the Police involved with your alleged trespass since it is a civil matter rather than a criminal one so they couldn't arrest you for it. Not that you need any aggro.
In reference to that security guy, can't help but phrase a line from Snatch... " I thought you said he was a getaway driver?...what the f**k can he get away from"?😂
What a jobsworth - throwing his weight around - literally. Apart from that - an excellent video per usual.
"Can I Help?"
Yeah, where can I get cheaper than £17 Fish n Chips, if anyone would know he would!
The oversized matey in the yellow shirt is probably my favourite moment in any of your videos.
I liked this video so I pressed the button specifically for that 👉🏻
Something large and exciting…… brilliant!
What £17 for fish and chips that’s crazy 😮⚓️🧲
It’s a restaurant rather than than a take away place. It still is an overpriced restaurant though (but a nice location).
I wanted to be a security guard but got rejected because I couldn't fail the intelligence test
I recall being sent to boarding school, steam train from Forest Row to East Grinstead. The following term this journey was by car. Thanks Dr Beeching!
If Jon did any subject as long as he has his chirpy comical way it would be a good watch 👍👍
Interesting uniform on the 'Security Guard' 😂😂