Ultrakill 5-3 JumplessMayo% [ No Jump, No Fist, Revolver Only, P Rank, Violent ]

hand-made rule by myself
1. ABSOLUTELY NO JUMP
2. Only revolver, no alt-fire, no quick-swap tech
3. Fist can be used if it is only way to progress level
4. End level with P-Rank
This level has dead point and i lost a few run because of stupid hallway when ship flipped.
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[@acemkizi4583]

If you ask me 5-3 is the smartest of them all. Like i could not expect that the entire map turned upside down and the entrance became the exit.But where is the computer????

[@keyarth5573]

The terminal appears to have sentience

[@inflatedego9418]

Find the computer room damnit

[@sploshsploosh]

fell and bounced through the exit to the next stage

[@InsertCurseWord]

Leviathan took it for his poorly made wooden boss stage.

[@_.Ok.]

@@InsertCurseWord Never say that again.

[@Zydra_Zy]

really glad hakita made it if you have under a certian amount of weapons, it's freshness does not decrease. it makes runs like these possible (good run btw!!)

[@sploshsploosh]

well he kinda had to for when you dont have many unlocked tho right?

[@tsquitz]

@@sploshsploosh and so you can experience style in 0-1

[@Dj_531]

Time to dequip rocket launcher

[@disc_00]

@@Dj_531 it only comes into effect when you have 3 weapons or less equipped, things like marksman and overheat included

[@PolishJohnWick]

when the dopamine doesn't hit the same after you completed the game hundreds of times and you must make it harder for yourself to come close to the feeling of difficulty you first felt in your first playthrough

[@KaroxNightshade]

Me, P ranking the game with no weapons equipped but only having 30 hours:

[@rainysunday9664]

Me explaining reason behind my masochism

[@koopertrooper7008]

im no damaging the game rn and already want to bawl my eyes out in 1-3

[@Rob77niner]

man uses only revolver and no jumping, yet still gets more style and is faster than me

[@dumpsterfunny2522]

Am still waiting for "Ultrakill Minos Prime CrippleMayo% [ No Jump, No Fist, Revolver Only, P Rank, Violent]"

[@kuronoss_]

3:52 excuse me sir, here is your double mayo order

[@punchoponcho5238]

Broken Mouse left click%
Edit: I'm never flexing a p rank again

[@elizabethdespair]

glad to see the best level has displayed its superiority once again
- 5-3 enjoyer

[@randomnerd4211]

I can't hear you over my Castle Vein remix
- 6-1 Enjoyer

[@SrakenKraken]

@@randomnerd4211 6-1 is cool and all, but perfecting it is some kind of a medieval torture

[@pannnella]

hhaha nice joke! this level sucks dont lie EVERR! again

[@artman40]

Woah! That must have taken a lot of practice!

[@Official_SteamPUNKS]

Excluding these words, I shall leave 3 words
Ship of fools

[@poisenbery]

Using Dual Wield disqualifies you from this run bc it's fun.

[@_joell_8996]

Ultrakill if it was a good game:

[@quack3891]

still kinda funny that technically one of the comparisons between doom eternal and ultrakill become obvious when you think about how both have a scroll-wheel weapon slot glitch (super jump in any% doom eternal if you're wondering to get to the dev room)

[@sugarpoison]

this is the best P-rank challenge I didn’t know I needed to see

[@jamxiety4672]

The fact that you don't even use alt fire is... Something

[@Yo-ji4ud]

Using the Maurice at 5:56 to jump is really cool

[@KateYagi]

Kinda reminds me of Super Cat Tales, there's no jump button in that game, you instead use walls and ledges to gain verticality.

[@KimMui_]

seriously underrated channel

[@МихаилЧусси-з2ь]

This is absolutely ridiculous. I love it.

[@Lesopal]

tutorial level to new players:

[@444traper]

You failed when you fisted to grab te skull

[@accelerator5195]

i wonder how fucked this guy's motor skills are after doing these

[@HERTZZBR]

trans revolver

[@CongaYT]

How do you put up with this?

[@H3llKeeper1]

Crazy man

[@deaglan6641]

this makes me think that you just unbinded a lot of keys to play like this

[@brodiscool2752]

How did your fresh multiplier not go down

[@ultrakitto]

equip only 1 weapon

[@ignat2k451]

how did you get constant fresh bonus?

[@tally765]

It's because he unbounded all the other weapons, and since it's impossíble to swap to another weapon, the freshness never decreases

[@mrbaja-jc9vc]

3:32 I wonder if he tried to jump and groundslam the idol to avoid punching it, but then realized that jump is unbound and punched it anyways. that would be funny.

[@mrbaja-jc9vc]

oh shit! i just realized the virtue boosted him up so that he could slam it!

[@skxll_mxne]

ok, now dont touch any water.

[@almostcompletelyrandomcontent]

no alt fire either??? god damn

[@benthasome]

why is it called mayo? how is that connected with mayonaise?

[@ultrakitto]

under the mayo somethin

[@benthasome]

@@ultrakitto wha

[@Vazuzzu]

@@benthasome A youtuber with the name "UnderTheMayo" called the game very easy and boring "because the game gives you the best weapon at the start of the game", it being the default piercer revolver. In short, all of his opinions are very wrong and stand in contrary to themselves. Alot of people have debunked his opinions and reviews of the game, proving him wrong, and the community memes on it by doing speedruns of the game with his rules.

[@themeatman4901]

why do you call it cripplemayo%?

[@crimtaineCUS]

It's an inside joke, I think.
There's a regular Mayo% video.

[@palmabolp]

There is a youtuber called mayo and he made a review of ultrakill months ago. In his ultrakill review he said that the entirety of ultrakill can be beaten just with the default revolver and said how there is no need for other guns because default revolver is op. His take on ultrakill was so bad speedrunners created the mayo% run
Also cripple part just means no jumping allowed

[@mongodroid4842]

cripple - he can't jump, reference to video called ULTRACRIPPLED where some other guy did this
Mayo - reference to TH-camr underthemayo because he fucking sucks

[@themeatman4901]

@@palmabolp wait he made a review of ultrakill? been a while since Ive watched his channel

[@palmabolp]

@@themeatman4901 yeah you can go see for yourself his take on it, which is like 10 months ago i think
He also talks about it in another video about style systems in games
But in my opinion both of those are pretty bad takes but yeah see them for yourself

[@Vestige_]

why does your gun always stay as fresh I shoot twice and now its dull

[@Benjae_]

if you unequip every other weapon it stays as fresh iirc

[@Vestige_]

@@Benjae_ OHHHH thank you

[@minu2910]

Original Doom mode

[@tryhardop202]

Jump in 2:03

[@ultrakitto]

slided into ramp

[@TOVB1]

Was that a jump at 4:02? Or am i just crazy

[@ultrakitto]

i step on table

[@pharmatoncoremuzikprojesi2179]

boston dynamics v1

[@sharp8185]

WYSI

[@sebastiannilsson79]

You jumped at 557

[@ultrakitto]

didnt

[@sebastiannilsson79]

@@ultrakitto ohhh it was the morires head mb

[@silly_goober1]

you jumped i think 1:13

[@ultrakitto]

virtue exploded

[@incompetentprick]

"FRESH 1.50x"
HIS ASS IS USING ONLY THE PIERCER.