@@Washeek If you really want some heresy, think about this. The Chaos Gods are the embodiment of the mortal soul. Khorne is War, Anger, and Murder, but also Strength and Justice. Without him, Survival of The Fittest wouldn't exist. Nurgle is death and plague, but also life and the ability to be contend with knowing that you will one day die. Without him, the natural cycle of life and death would cease. Tzeentch is sorcery and trickery, but also innovation. Due to him, people can be cunning but there are also be people cunning enough to stop their plans. Slaanesh is pain and suffering, but also happiness and joy. If He (She? It?) is gone, all mortals would be soulless husks. The Emperor wants to destroy Chaos. If he kills the Chaos Gods, what we as a race know as "Humanity" (Caring/love, the will to fight against unwinnable odds, the ability to accept our own, inevitable deaths, innovation and intelligence, Etc) will die along with them. Therefore, the Emperor's war against the "Daemons" of Chaos is just as (If not a bigger) of a threat as Chaos itself.
To be fair you acted entirely in self defense. At some point in the near future with in a potential time line one of these xenos might've accidentally bumped in to a human. Such potential hostility can't be tolerated.
A true RP playthrough of this requires mods to give you more ethic points, because vanilla isn't going to let you be Fanatic Xenophobe, Fanatic Militarist, Fanatic Spiritualist, Fanatic Authoritarian.
@@ZackeTheBrute depends, the predecessor to the Imperial cult had billions of followers by the time the emperor got put on life support. Euphrati was seen as a living saint well before the siege of Terra.
A wild super early x25 Unbidden shows up, at the same time as a heated war in heaven on Non scaling Grand Admiral after you spawned next to other purifiers.
It's not violating rights if you never considered them as having rights to begin with. It's not unjust genocide if you alway considered it just to genocide them.
I think it's so considerate of all those civlisations to sprout and rise to offer us a decent fight. Such kindness. Remember that as you trample them into the dust, scum that they are.
*AKTSTHULLY* full blown xenocide in lore is reserved for a few of the most problematic xeno species like the Rangdan, the Lok'Krolls, Barbarus' Overlords, the Lacrymoles and the T'au (procrastinated). Most xenos species are routinely subjugated and treated as resources the moment they seize to be a potential threat or tangible competition.
Stellaris : you can play multiple alien races, form alliances and work together for better future my honest Emperor loyalist reaction : "sniff" smells like heretic
"We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget 'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before"
The chaos beastmen have been slowly expanding their malign influence on Holy Terra. Countless furr-skin cults have established themselves in its sacred soil and are gaining hundreds of followers by the day and our sources have discovered many hidden sites of the furry rituals before we lost contact with them. m'lord Inquisitor, what are we to do?
@@insectslayer1374 same as always. PURGE! First send the flashlights, air dropp some bayonets and if they fail get some space marines. Send them with plenty of heavy flamers. If they fail there is always the final solution(my favourite)-Exterminatus.
I am just waiting for Stellaris to have proper rebellion and betrayal mechanics so you can truly roleplay the Imperium of Man timeline. Really run through the Original good guys stage where we made friends with all the xenos only for them to stab us in the back when our civilization fell on dark times. Then you rise up again and purge them for their betrayal. That would feel damn good.
@@bonogiamboni4830 there was indeed. Before the Men of Iron, humanity was more like the star trek federation but then the AI's revolted, some kinda Chaos based voodoo and while humanity was reeling and crushed by the war all/most of the previous alien "allies" decided that human was tasty and stabbed humanity in the back.
@@FuitThins huh, i knew there was a time before the men of iron but i didn't know humanity used to not only tolerate xenos but openly ally themselves with them.
@@bonogiamboni4830 Before the Age of Strife, Humanity pretty much ran a Utopia. For example: They had technology that was later lost which allowed Hive Cities to dispose of their waste in a way that didn't destroy the planet, meaning they were able to live in harmony with nature. It's what makes their eventual transformation into the Imperium all the more tragic imo
@@cynicat74 The Dark Age of Technology was the Garden of Eden, and then humanity fell from grace and now has to toil and suffer. Another interesting tidbit: ALL religions feature "The Divine of Order defeats the Dragon of Chaos" tale. In the tale of Job, from what God tells the titular character the creation of the world involved Him defeating Leviathan, which is derscribed as a firebreathing reptile. In Sumerian myth, the first god, Marduk, created the world from Tiamat, the dragon of chaos. In Norse myth the world was created by Odin and the aesir from the defeated corpse of Ymir, the primordial giant, who embodied the primal forces of nature and chaos. 40Ks version of that, though not the same thematic concept, is The Emperor defeating The Void Dragon.
Xenos: Look at those humans, they are constantly at war with each other. Why? Humanity: We’re practicing Xenos: practicing?….Practicing for what? Humanity : (Looks to the stars and smiles)
"Brothers and sisters... a legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes that they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive me that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies." -Grimaldus of the Black Templars
you act like Stellaris isn't Star Wars the 40K, we have the tyrranids (preythorians), chaos (the unbidden), necrons (the contingency), the men of iron (AI rebellions) and Eldar (fallen empires). You can roleplay as literally all 40k factions, you have spiritualistic fanatic purifiers (Humans), standard fanatic purifiers (orks), xenophilic communists (Tau)
@@rory8182 that is true, but I think a lot of aspects key to 40k are still missing like an emphasis on ground warfare and multiple internal organizations like inquisitors. More than anything though I'd be interested in seeing a game that is more directly tied with the universe of 40k. In a similar way that hoi4 evokes WW2 with focus trees and relates to events and concepts in it, I think a stellaris variant built directly with 40k in mind and it's stories built in would be really fun, especially if it adds the 40k look. Of course, the more variable and adaptable game that stellaris is now is probably way better than a single 40k specific Sim, since it covers waymore than just 40k would. But since stellaris itself exists already, a 40k game would be neat. Maybe something like how fallen republic recreates the star wars galaxy and aesthetics. Again though this is only a high fantasy. Paradox has games that are a better use of resources than a niche game for one is that would be just an alteratio to an existing one lol. But hey, I'd still be hyped if it happened
I like to imagine this is just an Imperial crusade that wound up really, really far off course and popped out in a neighboring galaxy and immediately went: "Hmm. Time to cleanse." (Also would this make the Prethoryn Scourge the Tyranids, the Unbidden Chaos, and the Contingency the Men of Iron?)
The Imperium of man busting in there like “WHICH ONE AV YA DINNAY KNOW HOW TAE FLUSH THA TOILET AFTAR THEYVE HAD A S H E T?!” Alien race: “It wasn’t me...” Imperium of man: “WELL IT WAS FOCKIN ONE OV YA’S!” *[RACKS BOLTGUN]* “DESGUSTANG!!!”
More Necrons for the for The Contingency. Ancient machines with no known builder? That's more Necron then Men of Iron. Although the Men of Iron would be the prelude to the Contingency when all the bots go bugnuts.
@@MagicalMaster Yeah, but the Contingency isn't advanced enough to be the Necrons. The Necrons can time travel. The Contingency... well... there's a reason that I've been able to ignore them in some of my more meta-focused playthroughs.
@@MagicalMaster Actually, Necrons aren't ancient machines with no known builder. They're formerly a very old & weak organic race who uploaded their consciousness into robotic shells.
The Inquisition:*APPROVES, ENDORSES, HELPS, DESIRES, WISHES,DREAMS, LOVES and AWARDS this work* You have gained the Inquisition's seal of purity,Ecclisiarch's seal of purity and The God Emperor is plaesed.
Recently conquered several planets of an enemy empire, after the conflict ended I noticed that about 80% of its population was on these planets. These planets were unfortunately out of my reach, since I didn't really want to give them back to him I decided to wipe out the entire population of these planets. Later I gave him back the "cleaned" worlds for free so he could see what I had done.
1:41 I read this as “Azula’s Laughter” and thought it was appropriate for a planet-killing superweapon to be named after Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Did this this week. Secured about 1/4 of the Galaxy as the Scourge (Tyranids) hit and I ramped up defenses and set chokepoints with dedicated energyweapon fleets. Just before they hit my Fortress-Systems, the awakend empire (Eldars) declare total war on me and stab me in the back as my normal Fleet is 10k and my best Fortress is around 50k. Their Invading Fleet was 330k. Filthy Xenos.
Still cant forget to please the humanitarian forses by generousloy re-educating the native polulation and re-integrating them back to the the fking soil. Free of charge of course~
It is the right of every sentient being to live in freedom and equality. Fortunately, these xenos barely qualify as conscious, let alone sentient. We are doing them a favor by liberating them from their pathetic alien shells.
"we will start an orbital bombardment followed by an assault charge" "excellent, but.. when exactly will you cease bombardment to avoid friendly fire?" "uhm.. cease .. the bombardment, sir?"
I'm playing a game with pretty much every fictional spacefaring race I could think of thrown in, and the Imperium is currently waging a campaign of genocide against the Salarians after having made an alliance with the Sith Empire. Meanwhile the Salarians found an unlikely friend and savior in the Tau and they have been fighting an on and off war of attrition for almost 50 years now. The worshippers of Tzeench were causing trouble and bullying smaller races until they met the Krogan who wiped them out in a prolonged war that left the Krogans victorious but a shell of their former might, The Worshippers of Slaanesh have allied with one of the most powerful races in the galaxy. The Jawas. (I'm serious I have no idea how their army got so large) The warriors of Khorne founded one of the first galactic federations and immediately proceeded to wage a war of faith against the Covenant. And Nurgle's blessed children are just vibing, having made an alliance with the Confederacy of Vulcan and occasionally fending off attacks by the Sisters of Battle poking at their northern territories.
Aliens: So nice to live in peace in such a big Galactic community I hope the next species to ascend will be great people. Imperium: We are not only great.... We are the best!!! Aliens: Oh.... dear god.
i tried to help the poor xeno children but then i realised the best was to help them is to make them human. so i re-integrated them with the soil and colonized the planet turned the world into a farm. with their bodies now part of a human I'm sure they're experiencing extreme joy
@@Saifty Yeah that must be alot of gameplay hours. I have played 200 hours of the game myself and only finished a campaign twice. Late game just takes forever and isn't to much fun for me. Oh and this was the first video I saw of you and I just had to subscribe. Keep it up. :)
This video made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That may just be my reactor burning out my central nervous system, all things considered. But thank you anyway.
IIRC, they typically prefer implementing core destabilization via cyclonic torpedo barrage. Virus bombs have a _nasty_ habit of being inherently unstable and relatively touchy to use, even by Imperial standards.
For roleplay purposes, imagine every one of those planets was a lost human colony, inhabited mostly by humans. And now you understand _why_ the Imperium was so aggressive.
Proper imperial procedures to follow while establishing first contact: 1) Properly Spit Upon the Xeno. 2) Defile the Xeno with Your Left Foot 3) Take a Bolter to obliterate the Xeno. 4) Fetter the Xeno. 5) Take a Knife to Stab the Xeno. 6) Put Fire Upon the Xeno. 8) Scream "the Emperor Protects" on the Xeno's charred corpse!
1: Determine if contact is a lost human colony. If so, impose the Emperors will to bring the lost back int he fold. By. Any. Means. 2: If not human, suffer not the Alien, Mutant or Heretic to live. For the Emperor!
1:22 Woah! Hey, I’m all for purging Xenos, but do we *really* need to destroy their planets? I’m sure they could become good human worlds! They just need a little… *pest control.*
If they dont understand fun, they only prove our suspicions correct, and make real the jokes and roleplay we have for giggles. Maybe they sweep 99% of the human race, but if even 2 of us survive, mankind shall forever remember the bastards that torched us. The scourge upon the stars will be a hell of their own making.
Lmao, Can't believe I'm just now seeing this. Hands down the best Stellaris vid I've ever seen! Would absolutely be down to see a longer version of this.
Although Imperium HAS some world braking weapons they don't actually use them very often. Exterminatus yes, but even Imperium with its million worlds is aware that life sustaining planets are rare and after a millennium you can try to terraform a exsterminatus planet (sometimes even faster) but if you destroy a planet ( Like Cadia was ) you cant re-populate. Empire is xsenophobic because its expansionist nature it comes into conflict with any other "player" who wants to take space that belongs to Human race by the will of the Emperor. Imperium Does not "seak" to eradicate all life except Human life that Necrons. Neither is eradication of sapient Xenos a thing on Empire foremost agenda. Tau were not a problem until they became a expansionist micro Empire and started to creak close to the space controlled by Humanity and even then Humanity managed to sing a "peace" deal. As long as the xseos are under regulation and are no threat to humanity they are all right. As long as they are loyal to the Imperium it is all right. AND of they have to be able to fight in melee ... very important ... Emperior cant be associated with any race that cant fight in Melee ...
Ironically, the Imperial planet-cracking that most readily springs to mind wasn't even a hostile action: they cored Ghosar Quintus with orbital melta-beams in order to allow their mining crews easier access to that juicy, juicy adamantium at the planet's core.
@@Saifty Can you please do a video where you can show how to create the god ruler for your imperial ruler because I also want to create this type of government for my faction in stellaris
@@spacemarineoftheimperialfi7053 psionic ascension then save scum the shroud until you get it....just be careful that whoever you send is a political leader....I once had a scientist do it and I could not get them to become the ruler as I already had an Imperial structure.
@@TheRealVorynDagoth Is their a video in which I can it so i am able to understand also will i get a city wide planet as my capital in the beginning of the game
Imagine being one of those 3 defense garrisons and seeing multiple titan legions deploying to give you a friendly reminder that existence is only temporary
I think the Game Devs want us to always play like this just to avoid the lag from the species menu in the game. Emperor help you if you turn on the cross breeding options. I got a decent rig and the game just chugs along at glorious 2 frames per second in the late game.
![Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus OST - Children of the Omnissiah[Extended]](/img/n.gif)
What do you wanna see next?
WH3 Content BOIIII!!!!
@@gamingrambles already on it captain !
@@Saifty *Space USSR*
Warhammer 40k Daemon hunters when it's out in May
@@Jack-mz9jz oooo! Would you like to see a meme style video or a let’s play?
"I'll go pacifist this time."
*Xeno glares at me*
"Humanity cannot live in peace as long as the xenos pest lives."
"while the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace"
Gabriel Angelos, captain of Blood Ravens 3rd company
@@Definetlyalive I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND....
@@tarasbaturenko5216 you will soon heretic
@@tarasbaturenko5216 as long as the enemies of the emperor are still breathing, there will be no peace
@@blught4787why do so many find it hard to understand?
“My patience isn’t unlimited, unlike my authority”
Inquisitor Eisenhorn
he did. in fact
not say that in the books
@@gewuerzwanze5627 doesnt he say that relatively early in the first book? If not, where did it come from?
@@Freekymoho it is true but he did not say it. Relisten to the book
@@gewuerzwanze5627 i dont have it on hand. Are we talking some technicality like he 'shouted' it?
@@Freekymoho no in saying he didnt say it to anyone.
He may have mentioned it in his narrators notation somewhere but he didnt use it in dialogue
When using the worldcracker for the first time, you get the "Exterminatus" achievement.
Cleansing Fire.
As said by TTS “fugen hertiiiiiic”
"A perverse war crime is what it is.
We would just call it efficient."
“They have broken from reality, and now too they must pass from it.”
@@PrinceOfChange Ah, another Flashgitz viewer?
It's called "human rights" for a reason
With all this talk of "human rights", why aren't we talking about human wrongs?
@@candersson60 BECAUSE THEY DON’T EXIST
For the MTFKG emperor!
amen
@@candersson60 heretical shit
You don't have to treat them humanely if they aren't human.
But the inquisition treat human in the same way lmao
@@BBYG-ig9ix Heresy
@@trappedsan3932
Dt care im not with the imperium
@@BBYG-ig9ix Double heresy!
@@Washeek If you really want some heresy, think about this.
The Chaos Gods are the embodiment of the mortal soul.
Khorne is War, Anger, and Murder, but also Strength and Justice. Without him, Survival of The Fittest wouldn't exist.
Nurgle is death and plague, but also life and the ability to be contend with knowing that you will one day die. Without him, the natural cycle of life and death would cease.
Tzeentch is sorcery and trickery, but also innovation. Due to him, people can be cunning but there are also be people cunning enough to stop their plans.
Slaanesh is pain and suffering, but also happiness and joy. If He (She? It?) is gone, all mortals would be soulless husks.
The Emperor wants to destroy Chaos. If he kills the Chaos Gods, what we as a race know as "Humanity" (Caring/love, the will to fight against unwinnable odds, the ability to accept our own, inevitable deaths, innovation and intelligence, Etc) will die along with them.
Therefore, the Emperor's war against the "Daemons" of Chaos is just as (If not a bigger) of a threat as Chaos itself.
To be fair you acted entirely in self defense. At some point in the near future with in a potential time line one of these xenos might've accidentally bumped in to a human. Such potential hostility can't be tolerated.
...Unless they'll offer sum goldie clinkies
NEVER. LET THE STARS BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD.
The aliens were all agressive squatters. The stars are humanity's birth right
We Akrans don't bump into humans, we run into them at full speed.
but he should have done the imperium thing, and keep the very smart ape looking guys for new tech.
A true RP playthrough of this requires mods to give you more ethic points, because vanilla isn't going to let you be Fanatic Xenophobe, Fanatic Militarist, Fanatic Spiritualist, Fanatic Authoritarian.
and to make it even more better use the mod We are the imperial navy
If the Emperor is pre golden throne fanatic spiritualist is inaccurate.
@@ZackeTheBrute It would even be materialist I believe
@@ZackeTheBrute depends, the predecessor to the Imperial cult had billions of followers by the time the emperor got put on life support. Euphrati was seen as a living saint well before the siege of Terra.
@@TheCrankyCow billions out of many trillions if not a quadrillion, 100 billion followers is still nothing
It’s not “violating rights” or “unjust genocide” it’s pest control.
You can't talk about genocide if you do not consider them as persons :D
Genocide? This planet was always empty when I got here.
A wild super early x25 Unbidden shows up, at the same time as a heated war in heaven on Non scaling Grand Admiral after you spawned next to other purifiers.
Can't violate rights if they don't have rights.
It's not violating rights if you never considered them as having rights to begin with.
It's not unjust genocide if you alway considered it just to genocide them.
From Warhammer 30K standpoint, this is 100% accurate.
Great Crusader Simulator
See how easy it is when Erebus doesn’t show up?
Normal playthrough: "Xenophobia is wrong"
Imperium of man: "I'm not xenophobic because phobia implies there's something irrational about my hate"
I'm not Xenophobic, because phobia implies fear. *I don't fear no xeno.*
I don't fear them, I just hate them
Nah, it's more like "Phobia? You think i'm scared?"
Imperium of Man: "I'm not xenophobic. Being xenophobia is wrong. And being wrong is for aliens."
Honestly tho it's not wrong like all the xenos are horrible and want to kill humans
As our favorite warlord likes to say, one death is a tragedy, a few million, is a good start.
Hey hey
people
@@AndersMurberg not again
Sseth here.
Ah yes the Techno Barbarian Sovietus Unicus under the King Josiphus Stallingcus
I think it's so considerate of all those civlisations to sprout and rise to offer us a decent fight. Such kindness. Remember that as you trample them into the dust, scum that they are.
Found the greenskin.
I am alpharius!
Aliens be real chill till you hear a 11 ft tank of a man scream heresy so loud it's like he stepped on a minefield of lego
The last bit of "We...we only want peace." reminded me of the Diasporex incident in the 40k universe.
Now I'm sad
@@steelbear2063 Don't feel sorry for those Xenos brother, remember, we are doing the Emperor's will
Purge the xeno wherever you find them brother. In the Empror's name.
@@JIMT412
The Diasporex weren't xenos, they were humans (with xenos). That's why I'm sad
Reminded me of the Nemoidians Anakin cut down on Mustafar.
It's like Great Crusade but fucking Horus isn't there to ruin everything
That could be a series...
"Horus Ruins Everything"
Don't forget that fuck Erebus or Lorgar.
@@01Eldar
With it's prequel 'Erebus Ruins Everything'
@@SWProductions100 And the spin off "Lorgar doesn't help"
@@taliawtf6944Lorgar doesn't help". That's inaccurate. if anything, he made it worse.
"no regard for civilian casualties" oh i absolutely regard them. I REGARD THEM, as a success.
1:48
can't spell slaughter without laughter lmao
Nice
😁
I too want to commit some laughter with extra S
It is a shame you cannot deny their surrender, for the authentic Imperium experience.
Just leave noone to surrender then, lul
Exactly you are surrendering well that makes killing you all far more simple
you can't ? sad death korps of krieg noises
You can with becoming the crisis
*AKTSTHULLY* full blown xenocide in lore is reserved for a few of the most problematic xeno species like the Rangdan, the Lok'Krolls, Barbarus' Overlords, the Lacrymoles and the T'au (procrastinated). Most xenos species are routinely subjugated and treated as resources the moment they seize to be a potential threat or tangible competition.
Xenophobe? You mean a homosapien loyalist?
H O M O S A P I E N M A X I M A L I S T !!!!
Remember that all xenos are homophobes
Xenos repelius!
Based?
homosapien SUPREMACISTS
I'm Markus Wulfhart, and I approve this message
this action has my consent
I hate lizardmen more than vampire
SUS
BY SIGMAR NOOOO !!!
KISLEV
Stellaris: you can play as multiple alien races.
Warhammer fans: Laughing Intensifies*
Stellaris : you can play multiple alien races, form alliances and work together for better future
my honest Emperor loyalist reaction : "sniff" smells like heretic
They're not "war crimes." They're works of art. Every screaming, suffering xeno child is another musical masterpiece.
Suffer not the xeno to live, for it would lie and it would cheat to undermine those who in truth, are it's superiors.
If you knew there were aliens reading youtube right now you'd not be shitposting like this.
@@0thPAg begone xeno collaborator
Slaanesh welcomes you
@@NspPrick Degenerate. My armor is disgust. My shield is hatred.
"We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more
And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before"
We know we ought to hate 'em
they're different, you see
@@skidaddleskidoodle we've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and tv
@@falxblade1352 the gospel truth has been spoken of in shows like Alien and V
Ye messed up, heretic! There's another line between yours and the last one that goes "the folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be."
The Blood Ravens just took all of the aliens’ territories as a gift
they found out relic worlds were a thing
40K Imperium: *Can't be Xenophobe if THEY'RE NOT HERE*
You can't be Xenophobic if there is no Xeno
You can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist - spacenapoleonhitler
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
The Imperium: “You’re talking a lot of shit for a filthy zeno”
"You're talking a lot of shit for a (foul xeno) (abhorrent mutant) (filthy Heretic) (abominable inteligence) (hedious traitor) in Exterminatus range"
The chaos beastmen have been slowly expanding their malign influence on Holy Terra. Countless furr-skin cults have established themselves in its sacred soil and are gaining hundreds of followers by the day and our sources have discovered many hidden sites of the furry rituals before we lost contact with them.
m'lord Inquisitor, what are we to do?
@@insectslayer1374 same as always.
PURGE! First send the flashlights, air dropp some bayonets and if they fail get some space marines. Send them with plenty of heavy flamers. If they fail there is always the final solution(my favourite)-Exterminatus.
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg
* whipmering * yes my lord....
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg I don’t think peaceful Xenos exist…
I am just waiting for Stellaris to have proper rebellion and betrayal mechanics so you can truly roleplay the Imperium of Man timeline. Really run through the Original good guys stage where we made friends with all the xenos only for them to stab us in the back when our civilization fell on dark times. Then you rise up again and purge them for their betrayal. That would feel damn good.
There was an original good guys stage?
@@bonogiamboni4830 there was indeed. Before the Men of Iron, humanity was more like the star trek federation but then the AI's revolted, some kinda Chaos based voodoo and while humanity was reeling and crushed by the war all/most of the previous alien "allies" decided that human was tasty and stabbed humanity in the back.
@@FuitThins huh, i knew there was a time before the men of iron but i didn't know humanity used to not only tolerate xenos but openly ally themselves with them.
@@bonogiamboni4830 Before the Age of Strife, Humanity pretty much ran a Utopia. For example: They had technology that was later lost which allowed Hive Cities to dispose of their waste in a way that didn't destroy the planet, meaning they were able to live in harmony with nature. It's what makes their eventual transformation into the Imperium all the more tragic imo
@@cynicat74 The Dark Age of Technology was the Garden of Eden, and then humanity fell from grace and now has to toil and suffer.
Another interesting tidbit:
ALL religions feature "The Divine of Order defeats the Dragon of Chaos" tale.
In the tale of Job, from what God tells the titular character the creation of the world involved Him defeating Leviathan, which is derscribed as a firebreathing reptile. In Sumerian myth, the first god, Marduk, created the world from Tiamat, the dragon of chaos. In Norse myth the world was created by Odin and the aesir from the defeated corpse of Ymir, the primordial giant, who embodied the primal forces of nature and chaos. 40Ks version of that, though not the same thematic concept, is The Emperor defeating The Void Dragon.
I tried to play nice with Xenos but I guess I am just too much of a humanitarian.
Nothing more HUMANitarian than killing all non-HUMANS to make room for HUMANS to expand.
@@Skynet5885 Seems only natural...
They are condescending bastards
Heresy
Xenos: Look at those humans, they are constantly at war with each other. Why?
Humanity: We’re practicing
Xenos: practicing?….Practicing for what?
Humanity : (Looks to the stars and smiles)
"Brothers and sisters... a legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes that they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive me that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies."
-Grimaldus of the Black Templars
It's not Genocide, it's clearing up end game lag.
It's also a little bit of Genocide.
Egg breaking ...something, something... Omelette.
@@fyka2902 MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL GENOCIDES HERE GUARDSMAN, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY XENO!
Genocide is a morally upright, perfectly justified way to deal with scum that have no place in your glorious empire.
@@Skynet5885 "I was wrong, you're not a genocidal maniac..."
@@fyka2902 MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL XENOS
God I dream of the 1 in a trillion chance they ever make a proper W40k stellaris dlc or spinoff. I know it'll never happen but a man can dream...
Theres some OK mods
@@chrissy9008 Sadly I think most of them are broken or abandoned.
you act like Stellaris isn't Star Wars the 40K, we have the tyrranids (preythorians), chaos (the unbidden), necrons (the contingency), the men of iron (AI rebellions) and Eldar (fallen empires). You can roleplay as literally all 40k factions, you have spiritualistic fanatic purifiers (Humans), standard fanatic purifiers (orks), xenophilic communists (Tau)
@@rory8182 tbh the Imperium is also kind of a fallen empire.
@@rory8182 that is true, but I think a lot of aspects key to 40k are still missing like an emphasis on ground warfare and multiple internal organizations like inquisitors. More than anything though I'd be interested in seeing a game that is more directly tied with the universe of 40k. In a similar way that hoi4 evokes WW2 with focus trees and relates to events and concepts in it, I think a stellaris variant built directly with 40k in mind and it's stories built in would be really fun, especially if it adds the 40k look.
Of course, the more variable and adaptable game that stellaris is now is probably way better than a single 40k specific Sim, since it covers waymore than just 40k would. But since stellaris itself exists already, a 40k game would be neat. Maybe something like how fallen republic recreates the star wars galaxy and aesthetics.
Again though this is only a high fantasy. Paradox has games that are a better use of resources than a niche game for one is that would be just an alteratio to an existing one lol. But hey, I'd still be hyped if it happened
I like to imagine this is just an Imperial crusade that wound up really, really far off course and popped out in a neighboring galaxy and immediately went:
"Hmm. Time to cleanse."
(Also would this make the Prethoryn Scourge the Tyranids, the Unbidden Chaos, and the Contingency the Men of Iron?)
The Imperium of man busting in there like “WHICH ONE AV YA DINNAY KNOW HOW TAE FLUSH THA TOILET AFTAR THEYVE HAD A S H E T?!”
Alien race: “It wasn’t me...”
Imperium of man: “WELL IT WAS FOCKIN ONE OV YA’S!”
*[RACKS BOLTGUN]*
“DESGUSTANG!!!”
More Necrons for the for The Contingency. Ancient machines with no known builder? That's more Necron then Men of Iron. Although the Men of Iron would be the prelude to the Contingency when all the bots go bugnuts.
@@MagicalMaster Yeah, but the Contingency isn't advanced enough to be the Necrons. The Necrons can time travel. The Contingency... well... there's a reason that I've been able to ignore them in some of my more meta-focused playthroughs.
@@MagicalMaster Actually, Necrons aren't ancient machines with no known builder. They're formerly a very old & weak organic race who uploaded their consciousness into robotic shells.
I think the Prethoryn are actually based off of the Tyranids in some way, and the Shroud is based off of the Warp. So that would make sense.
"The galaxy is Mankind's birthright. The stars are ours for the taking."
Well, the stars that remain after Exterminatus.
The Inquisition:*APPROVES, ENDORSES, HELPS, DESIRES, WISHES,DREAMS, LOVES and AWARDS this work*
You have gained the Inquisition's seal of purity,Ecclisiarch's seal of purity and The God Emperor is plaesed.
Y’see, these aliens don’t realize we have the greatest weapon of all.
Several trillion credits of discretionary spending.
Recently conquered several planets of an enemy empire, after the conflict ended I noticed that about 80% of its population was on these planets. These planets were unfortunately out of my reach, since I didn't really want to give them back to him I decided to wipe out the entire population of these planets. Later I gave him back the "cleaned" worlds for free so he could see what I had done.
"We accept your surrender."
"So you'll spare us, right?"
"..."
"So you'll spare us, right?"
"Yeah I'll spare you. But my world ending weapons wont."
Now that is what i call a clean slate. Well done son, the Emperor is proud of you. the Galaxy is pure.
Alien: We only want peace!
Space Marine: And I will grant you peace, xeno, the Emperor’s peace! BLAM
1:41 I read this as “Azula’s Laughter” and thought it was appropriate for a planet-killing superweapon to be named after Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Did this this week. Secured about 1/4 of the Galaxy as the Scourge (Tyranids) hit and I ramped up defenses and set chokepoints with dedicated energyweapon fleets. Just before they hit my Fortress-Systems, the awakend empire (Eldars) declare total war on me and stab me in the back as my normal Fleet is 10k and my best Fortress is around 50k. Their Invading Fleet was 330k.
Filthy Xenos.
Success is commemorated, failure barely remembered.. :D
Fookin' accurate roleplay there.
Xenos filth: WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?!
Chad Commissar: You we’re born…
“Let’s celebrate what unites us all…
Xenophobia.”
-Ahriman
To quote TFS Frieza: "I can't quite be racist against a race that doesn't exist"
Finally someone is actually caring for human rights
Still cant forget to please the humanitarian forses by generousloy re-educating the native polulation and re-integrating them back to the the fking soil.
Free of charge of course~
It's HUMANitarian for a reason
"We only want peace!"
"You should have thought of that before evolving into a sapient species!" [EXTERMINATUS]
I now watch this every morning instead of coffee. The lust for conquest fills me much more than caffeine ever could.
Watch this AND drink coffee. Overload your heart
Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year~
Let's find a slimy ugly alien to fear
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
Let’s learn to love our neighbors like the Christian learned in rome
We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see
We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
The folks who ought to know have told us how its got to be
"We... we only want peace!"
"Peace was an option you never had."
It is the right of every sentient being to live in freedom and equality. Fortunately, these xenos barely qualify as conscious, let alone sentient. We are doing them a favor by liberating them from their pathetic alien shells.
Now this, this is art. *"The Art of Conquering Stars For Mankind's Glory"*
Now it's time to sing the song, cmon kids, all together now:
GENOCIDE, MINING
GENOCIDE, MINING
GENOCIDE, MINING
GENOCIDE, MINING
GENOCIDE MINING
GENOCIDE MINING
GENOCIDE MINING
AND EXTERMINATUS!
"we will start an orbital bombardment followed by an assault charge"
"excellent, but.. when exactly will you cease bombardment to avoid friendly fire?"
"uhm.. cease .. the bombardment, sir?"
"The bombardment will cease when we expend our munitions, General. Not a moment sooner."
To quote some salt shaking xeno-phobes:
“This isn’t war, this is pest control”
When your house is infested with roaches, you don't call a clown to entertain them, you call an exterminator to exterminate them.
I'm playing a game with pretty much every fictional spacefaring race I could think of thrown in, and the Imperium is currently waging a campaign of genocide against the Salarians after having made an alliance with the Sith Empire. Meanwhile the Salarians found an unlikely friend and savior in the Tau and they have been fighting an on and off war of attrition for almost 50 years now.
The worshippers of Tzeench were causing trouble and bullying smaller races until they met the Krogan who wiped them out in a prolonged war that left the Krogans victorious but a shell of their former might, The Worshippers of Slaanesh have allied with one of the most powerful races in the galaxy. The Jawas. (I'm serious I have no idea how their army got so large) The warriors of Khorne founded one of the first galactic federations and immediately proceeded to wage a war of faith against the Covenant. And Nurgle's blessed children are just vibing, having made an alliance with the Confederacy of Vulcan and occasionally fending off attacks by the Sisters of Battle poking at their northern territories.
That's a clusterfuck alright... also, the Jawas? My friend, how could you let this happen?
Glorious. I can't believe aliens have the damn cheek to exist on our planets before we get there.
Aliens: So nice to live in peace in such a big Galactic community I hope the next species to ascend will be great people.
Imperium: We are not only great.... We are the best!!!
Aliens: Oh.... dear god.
Well animal protection rights don't extend to space animals.
We can't even enforce human rights
Animal rights are a joke
Me plays the imperium route in all games
My family is concerned about my sanity
*"If God wanted you to live, you would have been created with his image."*
- Average Warhammer Fanatic
i tried to help the poor xeno children but then i realised the best was to help them is to make them human.
so i re-integrated them with the soil and colonized the planet turned the world into a farm. with their bodies now part of a human I'm sure they're experiencing extreme joy
I sometimes like to cheat and give myself more energy credits under the justification that I unlocked Fiat Currency.
I appriciate the hours of gameplay for this 2 min video dearly.
Thank you! It’s the reason my videos take so long to make since I literally play a whole campaign per video.
@@Saifty Yeah that must be alot of gameplay hours. I have played 200 hours of the game myself and only finished a campaign twice. Late game just takes forever and isn't to much fun for me.
Oh and this was the first video I saw of you and I just had to subscribe. Keep it up. :)
@@kolumdium I really appreciate it, thanks for your support buddy!
This video made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That may just be my reactor burning out my central nervous system, all things considered. But thank you anyway.
I feel like the neutron sweeper would have been a better choice for the imperium, it's kind of like virus bombs.
IIRC, they typically prefer implementing core destabilization via cyclonic torpedo barrage. Virus bombs have a _nasty_ habit of being inherently unstable and relatively touchy to use, even by Imperial standards.
For roleplay purposes, imagine every one of those planets was a lost human colony, inhabited mostly by humans. And now you understand _why_ the Imperium was so aggressive.
Stellaris probably the only game in existence where evil playthrough is fun.
I had to laugh when the xeno said please, we only want peace. Oh. Poor xeno. You want peace. You may rest in peace. THERE IS ONLY WAR.
A world cracker being called Azulas laigther is litterally perfect
By the emperor this brought a tear to my eye
Proper imperial procedures to follow while establishing first contact:
1) Properly Spit Upon the Xeno.
2) Defile the Xeno with Your Left Foot
3) Take a Bolter to obliterate the Xeno.
4) Fetter the Xeno.
5) Take a Knife to Stab the Xeno.
6) Put Fire Upon the Xeno.
8) Scream "the Emperor Protects" on the Xeno's charred corpse!
1: Determine if contact is a lost human colony. If so, impose the Emperors will to bring the lost back int he fold. By. Any. Means.
2: If not human, suffer not the Alien, Mutant or Heretic to live. For the Emperor!
1:22 Woah! Hey, I’m all for purging Xenos, but do we *really* need to destroy their planets? I’m sure they could become good human worlds! They just need a little… *pest control.*
If the alliens research us and find this video it was nice knowing you all
If they dont understand fun, they only prove our suspicions correct, and make real the jokes and roleplay we have for giggles.
Maybe they sweep 99% of the human race, but if even 2 of us survive, mankind shall forever remember the bastards that torched us.
The scourge upon the stars will be a hell of their own making.
I swear these xenos actually think we're equals
I have seen some even thinking that they are superior
'I'm inhumane? There's nothing human about them!"
Its nice to see the good guys still winning.
Lmao, Can't believe I'm just now seeing this. Hands down the best Stellaris vid I've ever seen! Would absolutely be down to see a longer version of this.
You call it genocide, I call it aggressive negotiations!
Stellaris distilled into two and a half minutes of perfection. And the music was perfect.
Who knew ABBA could go so well with mass intergalactic genocide lmao.
*Player playing a pacifist empire*
*Xenos insulted player*
Player: "The universe has rejected us... Enact policy... Purge them..."
I just got the game a few days ago and immediately knew someone was gonna do The Imperium Of Man.
'If we miss a couple, then they'll breed a couple more, and then we'll all be hating twice as many as before'
This video single-handedly convinced me to pick up stellaris
dude same
Although Imperium HAS some world braking weapons they don't actually use them very often. Exterminatus yes, but even Imperium with its million worlds is aware that life sustaining planets are rare and after a millennium you can try to terraform a exsterminatus planet (sometimes even faster) but if you destroy a planet ( Like Cadia was ) you cant re-populate.
Empire is xsenophobic because its expansionist nature it comes into conflict with any other "player" who wants to take space that belongs to Human race by the will of the Emperor.
Imperium Does not "seak" to eradicate all life except Human life that Necrons.
Neither is eradication of sapient Xenos a thing on Empire foremost agenda. Tau were not a problem until they became a expansionist micro Empire and started to creak close to the space controlled by Humanity and even then Humanity managed to sing a "peace" deal.
As long as the xseos are under regulation and are no threat to humanity they are all right.
As long as they are loyal to the Imperium it is all right.
AND of they have to be able to fight in melee ... very important ... Emperior cant be associated with any race that cant fight in Melee ...
Ironically, the Imperial planet-cracking that most readily springs to mind wasn't even a hostile action: they cored Ghosar Quintus with orbital melta-beams in order to allow their mining crews easier access to that juicy, juicy adamantium at the planet's core.
After the changes they’ve made to the Tau Rail guns I wouldn’t be so sure that they can’t fight in melee anymore…
@@Saifty Can you please do a video where you can show how to create the god ruler for your imperial ruler because I also want to create this type of government for my faction in stellaris
@@spacemarineoftheimperialfi7053 psionic ascension then save scum the shroud until you get it....just be careful that whoever you send is a political leader....I once had a scientist do it and I could not get them to become the ruler as I already had an Imperial structure.
@@TheRealVorynDagoth Is their a video in which I can it so i am able to understand also will i get a city wide planet as my capital in the beginning of the game
XD
Smigol saying "why you bullying me" was such a gem, I didn't expect it here.
“Stellaris isn’t an RTS.” Xenos lovers
“That coffee you’ve been drinking is actually the dust of your home world. You’re welcome.” IoM supporter.
Imagine being one of those 3 defense garrisons and seeing multiple titan legions deploying to give you a friendly reminder that existence is only temporary
I think the Game Devs want us to always play like this just to avoid the lag from the species menu in the game. Emperor help you if you turn on the cross breeding options. I got a decent rig and the game just chugs along at glorious 2 frames per second in the late game.
Yes, the devs obviously favor the Imperium
The title suggests that this play style is one of many, when in reality playing as the imperium of man is the only option.
Steps on how to have fun
Step 1 buy Stellaris
Step 2 enslave alien species
Step 3 play Stellaris
Wait a second...
Meanwhile, the xenophiles:
“Stop this now, or we will send a strongly worded letter!”
(I should know, I play xenophiles)
Purge the foul, contemptable, misbegoten xenos!
Suffer not xenos to live
Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion, it's not a war crime if you win ;)
The geneva convention only applies to humans, so against xenos it is a suggestion ;;;;;;;;;;;)
The xenos never signed the geneva convention, it doesn't protect them
NTA
If they had wanted to live, they should not have made the unforgivable mistake of being born a xeno
My favorite part of Stellaris was being able to blow up random planets whenever I wanted to.
*"Go Forth!! Be Swift, Be Thorough, Purge All The Heretics on The Emperor's Behest!!!"*