I just finished listening to the audio while I was working out, Mariah made so many funny jokes no one like sounded like they reacted to so now I have to watch this to see if these jokes were acknowledged because Maria's jokes are top tier 😂😂
I find myself having to do this ALOT I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'll catch her saying a pun or just a quick witty joke & no one catches it. 9 out of 10 times tho Heath will catch it & they'll look at each other & just smile & it's so relationship goals
they’ve addressed in the podcast before lol Mariah said it’s because she says it quietly so she doesn’t blame them for not hearing her. We appreciate it tho lol
It may have something to do with the fact that she is speaking above and beyond their ability or non-ability to comprehend what she’s just said. It is hard for men (in general) to multitask especially while they are speaking.
I’m five months pregnant and sadly going through this journey alone, and y’all’s podcast literally is one of the things bringing me happiness through these bittersweet months. Much love
Mariah- “ go shovel the neighbors driveway for a dollar, and then when they offer you money don’t take! MOST UNDERRATED LINE OF THE EPISODE!! So relatable, and no one acknowledged it.
Congrats guys, I just checked and 75 out of 118 episodes got over 1M views, that's 64% of them. Way to go! I'm so happy for yall, love to see you thriving and love every single one of you. Kudos! lol
its so weird hearing them downplay their podcast. I drop everything the second I get the notification that this is uploaded each week, then rewatch old episodes throughout the week waiting for every Tuesday
i sleep to this shi, i work to this shi, i shower to this shi, i eat my dinner to this shi, i watch it with my mom, call me weirdly obsessed but these guys are my comfort people 110%
Soo I lost my son a few weeks ago and I just want y’all to know it’s nice to have an hour to take my mind off of our tragedy. Thank y’all for being you! Keep it up guys!
@@electralexa99 Well because it is cringe. He is doing the voice that all his friends use when they do it to say how dumb he is. Cringe but what can ya do lol. It's all in good fun.
Zane & Mariah's friendship is so sweet, they translate lil things for each other without making the other person feel judged or misunderstood. Everyone needs a bud like that!
I'll never get tired of this podcast. I hope it goes on forever. You guys could have your kids or grandkids take it over when the time comes. Keep the legacy going for generations!
Lol Heath saying “people hack their phone to make it black and white”… it’s literally the bare minimum of the accessibility requirements and settings lol… it made me laugh
I’m so tired of y’all downplaying your podcast😭 it feels like I’m chillin with friends and it’s so comforting and I’m sure your million other followers agree
We listen to y’all every week because we feel like it’s a vibe and we chilling with friends, literally ANYTHING y’all talk about is interesting. Especially the weight lose !
I’ve got dyslexia, it’s a neuro divergence that affects sequence processing so dyslexia doesn’t affect what you see. I see the same thing that everyone else does but the way it’s decoded and understood by my brain is different. Some might have have some visual distortion but that would be a comorbid diagnosis. Many dyslexic or other neuro divergences are gifted, just because our brain it wired different, this is called 2E or twice exceptional. If you read this thank you. it’s very misunderstood and it’s got a massive pipe line from undiagnosed kids to financial instability, homelessness, substance abuse and crime because of how many kids are undiagnosed and treated terribly by system who don’t know how to identify it. Don’t mean to be preachy but I try and advocate whenever I can since so many others can’t. Thanks for learning a little today. :)
Make sure you guys are seeing a “registered dietitian-nutritionist”!! People who are just “nutritionists” are usually not qualified enough to be giving nutrition advice :) love hearing ur health journeys!
So not dope heads shouldn't talk about eating oxys. Although i use to pop my old prescription meds and 10yrs later I'm 7yrs without heroin but boy did i enjot shooting 50bag and a 20rock mixed with either kool aid packets or squeezed lemon juice from the nearest fast food restaurants. Hopefully a Mcdonalds. The Crack isnt water solluable like the heroin is, putting a flame to it to help break it down? No, the citric acid breaks down whatever(baking soda?)makes it hard so a little .3 of water mix, throw a cotton in there as a medium, draw the solution up, look left right. Check your rear view, nervously seeing if for some reason im being watched Then boom flip the driver vanity mirror cover up, hold my breath, strain or forced stroke effort to make the viens pop, and stick it in my neck while i acurrately took off at the green light, watch the blood enter syring, plunge all of everything that was me or part of me in that instance until who knew! Then i started mixikg crystal due to it lasting longer and more cost-effective/effecient. In my delusional world, even after a real OD where i was pronounced dead for a little over 23 minutes, that havinf the speed mixed in with H would keep me up up/awake/. Which means im breathing. So many "overdoses" are people getting loaded, and nodding out earlier than normal and ya podna dont thunk nothihg of it but when they would fall asleep n slowly loose consciousness from not breathing n it be to late
I cannot TELL YOU how much I relate to Zane and Mariah. When they’re explaining how they think, how they were in school and how they both understand each other.. BOOOYYYY it makes me feel less alone! I cannot for THE LIFE OF ME understand most things like other ppl. I HATED school and was never great at it. I’ve tried for years to tell my family that I just cannot do school and they think I’m just being lazy. Like nooooo, if I could I would go back to college! Lol
My mom STILL TO THIS DAY insists that the only reason she wasn't in "GT" Gifted and Talented is bc all of her teachers assumed each other were nominating her so none of them ended up nominating her. Lol I'd say she's still bitter.
My favourite podcast ever!! Been following you since the vine days. I always listen to your podcast to fall asleep. Most of the days you upload when it’s night time in Germany but today I don’t have to wait till Wednesday because you uploaded earlier 😊🙏🏼 p.s. Mariah, you rock!!! happy international women’s day to you ☺️
You guys make my day. I’m currently in the car watching this while waiting for my dad to get admitted into the hospital and I can’t tell you how much you all have helped me.
I’m so glad I started watching this podcast 😭😭 I was dreading work this morning, but you guys made me laugh the entire drive to work lol. Love your conversation and storytelling 💕💕
You guys don’t give yourselves enough credit for your podcast. You guys are great and funny and you give me a little break from life. Love you guys! ❤️
I have been watching y'all since day 1, watching weekly. I guarantee (and hope) that y'all will win something because you guys constantly make my fucking day by laughing so hard. I believe in you guys.
So excited to see Zane and Heath's transformation, glad to hear they're taking a healthier approach that will benefit them in the long-run, right there with yall! Best of luck
Yo i really appreciate the way mariah explains stuff for zane with my understanding issues she always explains when im also confused with zane its seeet and much appreciated
i’ve been binging this podcast for the past couple weeks and i’m finally all caught up and I honestly don’t know what to do with myself until the next one comes out
i love yall, i highly recommend looking into intuitive eating! i’ve struggled with eating and body image for as long as i can remember, and it really has made me feel so much better physically and mentally! i feel so much more healthy than when i was on a restrictive diet :)
I know i’m late but as someone who’s taking general nutrition, it’s important that if you’re working out you need to eat more food for that energy and to burn. i’m glad you guys are really sticking with this challenge bc you guys are looking great!
I love everything about this podcast. Don’t think that you guys are not interesting! I love everything you talk about, and love you all for everything you bring individually
From what I remember growing up I had equally a good amount of male and women teachers throughout my education. And it so happens that my favourite teacher were the male teachers
the fact that you don't have those aspects that you've said is what makes me stick to this podcast. you can listen to other podcasts and you feel like these people are much better than you .....while here its the real you not scripts.........absolutely love that more love from Kenya,Africa.
You guys have an amazing podcast!! I mean you guys DO in fact move us with each of your stories, facts and just energy!! Your jokes are top tier and this is SO fun to listen to and/or watch!!!!! You guys will win some sort of award some day big or small!! We believe in you❤️❤️
I get so sad when the “alright guys so that’s it for the episode” comes, now we have to wait so long for the next one and I always try make them last in the week
SO glad you guys saw a nutritionist ! it was definitely concerning hearing you guys talking about that crazy diet plan bc as someone who’s dealt with disordered eating/orthorexia, that extreme level of unbalance rarely leads to anything good or truly “healthy”
I love Mariah. She reads the room and I love how she sticks up for Zane and makes them understand what he’s asking.
9
Zane’s the only one keeping candy crush in business. “The different variations of what u can do w the fruits”💀💀💀
How does Zane not know you can refill your lives by changing the clock to a day ahead, open candy crush, then change the date back?
LMAOOO 😭
Liking so that he can read it
too much work. he can prob just afford to buy it so nbd imo
Probs all the drugs lol
Omg I didn’t know thattt🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️I waited for the lives 😂😂
Matt also had me cracking up when he brought up the story of him and Zane taking Oxys to watch tv lmaoo
I just finished listening to the audio while I was working out, Mariah made so many funny jokes no one like sounded like they reacted to so now I have to watch this to see if these jokes were acknowledged because Maria's jokes are top tier 😂😂
I find myself having to do this ALOT I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'll catch her saying a pun or just a quick witty joke & no one catches it. 9 out of 10 times tho Heath will catch it & they'll look at each other & just smile & it's so relationship goals
Mariah is the BEST. Def my FAV
they’ve addressed in the podcast before lol Mariah said it’s because she says it quietly so she doesn’t blame them for not hearing her. We appreciate it tho lol
It may have something to do with the fact that she is speaking above and beyond their ability or non-ability to comprehend what she’s just said. It is hard for men (in general) to multitask especially while they are speaking.
I’m five months pregnant and sadly going through this journey alone, and y’all’s podcast literally is one of the things bringing me happiness through these bittersweet months. Much love
you got this mama!
@@chloer9061 thank you 💜
Heeeey! End of July/Beginning of August baby expected here as well! Enjoying these podcasts as one of my few forms of enjoyment
@@elinoiise I’m due July 31st!! 😁💜 Wishing you a happy and healthy pregnancy 💜
@@cinder.luna98 thank you ♥️
right back at you 🌸
How many of Zane’s addictions y’all gonna expose? This like the 3rd episode 🤣 y’all my favorite
lol this has been exposed before tho
They need parts or series 1, 2, and 3 in the title😂😂😂
LMFSOO
MAKE THESE A SERIES 😂😂
It’s called CLICKBAIT !!
not gonna lie whenever I see that Matt’s not in the thumbnail I always assume he mightve left again😭 lowkey got trust issues now
SAMEEE & then I read a comment saying something about Matt 😂
same i’m always just waiting for the day kenny comes back hahahha kinda miss him honestly but love matt too
I love that Zane always ask for Mariah’s opinion , specially when she’s quiet 🥺
Yes I love their vibe/chemistry!! Such good friends to each other
cause they have the same brain lol
“Look Mariah, look it’s a cooter” CRYING 😂
Y’all should’ve seen my jaw DROP when they said how much Zane has spent on candy crush 🤣🤣
I’m in Walgreens right now. I literally “gaSPHED” out loud.
My guess was $700+. We should've known
@@NuriaLuria lmaoo right! I really was out here thinking like 500$! My jaw was on the floor 😂😂
i almost slipped in the shower when he said it pmgg
Saaame and laughed so hard because Mariah thought 600 was far fetched lmao
Mariah- “ go shovel the neighbors driveway for a dollar, and then when they offer you money don’t take!
MOST UNDERRATED LINE OF THE EPISODE!!
So relatable, and no one acknowledged it.
Congrats guys, I just checked and 75 out of 118 episodes got over 1M views, that's 64% of them. Way to go! I'm so happy for yall, love to see you thriving and love every single one of you. Kudos! lol
Omg amazing!!
That's how Zane can afford buying stuff in CandyCrush 😭congrats haha
@@sp4cey612 to bad Zane couldn't understand this math.
on youtube or audio?
I bet you passed all ur math classes
its so weird hearing them downplay their podcast. I drop everything the second I get the notification that this is uploaded each week, then rewatch old episodes throughout the week waiting for every Tuesday
SAME ITS MY THERAPY
SAME! 🥲
THIS!!!
NO SERIOUSLY sometimes I can’t workout without them 😭
i sleep to this shi, i work to this shi, i shower to this shi, i eat my dinner to this shi, i watch it with my mom, call me weirdly obsessed but these guys are my comfort people 110%
Soo I lost my son a few weeks ago and I just want y’all to know it’s nice to have an hour to take my mind off of our tragedy. Thank y’all for being you! Keep it up guys!
God I’m so sorry 💔
I'm so sorry for your loss Tiffany.
I'm so sorry for your loss 😔
i'm so sorry for your loss tiffany ❤️❤️
Sorry for your loss. May he rest in peace. ❤
I love that Zane does the "Zane voice" when doing an impression of himself.
idk why but it makes me cringe every time haha
@@electralexa99 Well because it is cringe. He is doing the voice that all his friends use when they do it to say how dumb he is. Cringe but what can ya do lol. It's all in good fun.
@@electralexa99 yeah i don't think he realizes his voice doesn't actually sound deep like that lol
Reading as he does this 😆😆
I thought the same thing I was like okay Zane 😂😂
the fact i've watched all 118 podcast multiple times is insane to me LOVE YALL
Zane & Mariah's friendship is so sweet, they translate lil things for each other without making the other person feel judged or misunderstood. Everyone needs a bud like that!
I'll never get tired of this podcast. I hope it goes on forever. You guys could have your kids or grandkids take it over when the time comes. Keep the legacy going for generations!
Hands down, my favorite podcast ever and the only one I can listen to the whole thing! Yall need to do this forever 😭
you guys should make merch saying "It was a different time"
or the juice and the funny merch
As a former “gifted kid” I’m also bitter about it cause that shit gave me achievement and worthiness issues. 😭 The grass ain’t always greener
yes bro omg😭 i live off off academic validation now
*off of
I was a "gifted" kid with dyslexia, it was interesting. Not quite fast enough for gifted, but faster than normal.
BROOO SAMMMMEEE
i love how zane is like “i would buy it” about the products they show like ofc u would zane u spent 4k on candy crush lol
Lol Heath saying “people hack their phone to make it black and white”… it’s literally the bare minimum of the accessibility requirements and settings lol… it made me laugh
Zane NEEDS to recreate the video of the lady who was like “back in 2014 during a depressive episode I spent 87 dollars on candy crush”😭
I’m so tired of y’all downplaying your podcast😭 it feels like I’m chillin with friends and it’s so comforting and I’m sure your million other followers agree
YESSS
We listen to y’all every week because we feel like it’s a vibe and we chilling with friends, literally ANYTHING y’all talk about is interesting. Especially the weight lose !
How did no one laugh when mariah said “would you consider yourself Zane and Heaths muse?” 💀💀💀
I JUMPED to the comments as soon as I saw that
uncut gemmmms
i was like nooo they didn’t hear her!!
@@Meld95 uncut jaaaams
FR!!
when I tell you I love this podcast, I LOVE THIS PODCAST!!
Zane & Mariah’s energy/friendship is everything
Just in time to watch on my lunch break! 😂❤️
Same
"Give up what?"
"Like sweets"
"That's not fair"
"Or molly!"
🤣
I’ve got dyslexia, it’s a neuro divergence that affects sequence processing so dyslexia doesn’t affect what you see. I see the same thing that everyone else does but the way it’s decoded and understood by my brain is different. Some might have have some visual distortion but that would be a comorbid diagnosis. Many dyslexic or other neuro divergences are gifted, just because our brain it wired different, this is called 2E or twice exceptional.
If you read this thank you. it’s very misunderstood and it’s got a massive pipe line from undiagnosed kids to financial instability, homelessness, substance abuse and crime because of how many kids are undiagnosed and treated terribly by system who don’t know how to identify it. Don’t mean to be preachy but I try and advocate whenever I can since so many others can’t. Thanks for learning a little today. :)
Make sure you guys are seeing a “registered dietitian-nutritionist”!! People who are just “nutritionists” are usually not qualified enough to be giving nutrition advice :) love hearing ur health journeys!
This really helps as someone who struggles finding the right doctor
THIS! I'm in school to become a RD and we learned that literally anyone can call themselves a nutritionist because it's not a credited title.
thank you!
YES THANK YOU A REGISTERED DIETICIAN!!
So not dope heads shouldn't talk about eating oxys. Although i use to pop my old prescription meds and 10yrs later I'm 7yrs without heroin but boy did i enjot shooting 50bag and a 20rock mixed with either kool aid packets or squeezed lemon juice from the nearest fast food restaurants. Hopefully a Mcdonalds. The Crack isnt water solluable like the heroin is, putting a flame to it to help break it down? No, the citric acid breaks down whatever(baking soda?)makes it hard so a little .3 of water mix, throw a cotton in there as a medium, draw the solution up, look left right.
Check your rear view, nervously seeing if for some reason im being watched
Then boom flip the driver vanity mirror cover up, hold my breath, strain or forced stroke effort to make the viens pop, and stick it in my neck while i acurrately took off at the green light, watch the blood enter syring, plunge all of everything that was me or part of me in that instance until who knew!
Then i started mixikg crystal due to it lasting longer and more cost-effective/effecient. In my delusional world, even after a real OD where i was pronounced dead for a little over 23 minutes, that havinf the speed mixed in with H would keep me up up/awake/. Which means im breathing. So many "overdoses" are people getting loaded, and nodding out earlier than normal and ya podna dont thunk nothihg of it but when they would fall asleep n slowly loose consciousness from not breathing n it be to late
Zane going from talking about taking oxys and watching to spending 4K on candy crush is a new level of concern 🤣
I mean this with the utmost respect to their relationship, Mariah is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life
I cannot TELL YOU how much I relate to Zane and Mariah. When they’re explaining how they think, how they were in school and how they both understand each other.. BOOOYYYY it makes me feel less alone! I cannot for THE LIFE OF ME understand most things like other ppl. I HATED school and was never great at it. I’ve tried for years to tell my family that I just cannot do school and they think I’m just being lazy. Like nooooo, if I could I would go back to college! Lol
y’all need Unfiltered march that says “it was a different timeeee” and make it like vintage looking!!
My mom STILL TO THIS DAY insists that the only reason she wasn't in "GT" Gifted and Talented is bc all of her teachers assumed each other were nominating her so none of them ended up nominating her.
Lol I'd say she's still bitter.
My favourite podcast ever!! Been following you since the vine days. I always listen to your podcast to fall asleep. Most of the days you upload when it’s night time in Germany but today I don’t have to wait till Wednesday because you uploaded earlier 😊🙏🏼 p.s. Mariah, you rock!!! happy international women’s day to you ☺️
At this point you guys need to release some merch that says “it was a different time”. You say it so often 😂
I love how Zane wears his little glasses during the ads 😂😂
My favorite day of the week because of this podcast. I look forward to it every Tuesday after school. Love you guysss.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love Mariah!! She’s just so cool and funny
Best podcast this world has to offer, thanks guys
My motha says it, Unfiltered says it, and I can’t wait to tell my children it; “It was a different time.”
2 minutes in and I’m dying “look Mariah it’s a cooter” lmaooooo
You guys make my day. I’m currently in the car watching this while waiting for my dad to get admitted into the hospital and I can’t tell you how much you all have helped me.
praying for your dad sweetheart
Praying for your family 💜
Thank you so much❤️It’s very appreciated
Its cool now when zane or heath talk about their moms I can visualize it, love it 😊
Omg the new ending outro with the music and everything 😆😆 I can't express enough how much I look forward to Tuesdays. I love you guys
This is the highlight of my week!! I always try to just watch a little each day so I have enough until the next video!
me 😂 or i’ll rewatch cause i miss wlot of jokes sometimes 😂
Yesss omg
I’m so glad I started watching this podcast 😭😭 I was dreading work this morning, but you guys made me laugh the entire drive to work lol. Love your conversation and storytelling 💕💕
please guys do not stop, your podcast is part of my weekly doses of happiness
me thinking in my head “nah i got this one , he spent like $1000 , MAYBE $2000” an he said a WHOPPING $4000 😭
IK he’s gotta be just trash at candy crush 😂
“Are you guys moved when you watch this podcast?” Yeah bitch moved to tears, I’ll be laughing until I cry 😂
You guys don’t give yourselves enough credit for your podcast. You guys are great and funny and you give me a little break from life. Love you guys! ❤️
Matt's face when he said "You need help," has me howlinggg
Best part of the week, plz never stop this podcast
This podcast keeps me going 😩💗
this is the best podcast to just chill out and smoke a blunt to😩
Perfect timing while I’m on my lunch break! 🙌🏼 Love you guys!
i love this podcast exactly how it is. it would be so cool to see you guys win an award. this has been my favorite podcast from the start ♥️
I have been watching y'all since day 1, watching weekly. I guarantee (and hope) that y'all will win something because you guys constantly make my fucking day by laughing so hard. I believe in you guys.
i appreciate yall posting once a week for our entertainment. really never want it to end PLEASEEEE
They really do mention Euphoria at least once per episode 😂 "Okay Rue" 3:00
So excited to see Zane and Heath's transformation, glad to hear they're taking a healthier approach that will benefit them in the long-run, right there with yall! Best of luck
Today has been one of my lowest points in my life.
But yet yall still make me laugh.🤧❤️
Yo i really appreciate the way mariah explains stuff for zane with my understanding issues she always explains when im also confused with zane its seeet and much appreciated
Matt's laugh when he is like for real CACKLING literally sends me
Its pretty amazing how far this podcast has come. Now devin is adding true segments. Loving it!
This is sort of like the radio. I put you guys on for sound, and entertainment at all different times
Unfiltered is here! Time to kick back and just vibe. 😎
I watched this high and honestly sometimes Zane makes me feel like I am not high enough🤣
Zane the last few minutes, I thought we lost you
Mariah! You are so smart and beautiful! Your success has shown that whatever happened in school has not effected your awesomeness! Keep ballin’ girl
I tried to show my friends your podcast and they don’t understand it ever but I be wheezing that’s all that matters 😭🤣
only podcast i tune into every week! Love you guys!
I swear all of the talk about growing up really triggers deep memories I didn't even know I still had..
i’ve been binging this podcast for the past couple weeks and i’m finally all caught up and I honestly don’t know what to do with myself until the next one comes out
Thank you Mariah for explaining the last bit lol, Zane I was confused for sec too.
i love yall, i highly recommend looking into intuitive eating! i’ve struggled with eating and body image for as long as i can remember, and it really has made me feel so much better physically and mentally! i feel so much more healthy than when i was on a restrictive diet :)
zane doing a different voice while impersonating HIMSELF is KILLING me hahaha
honestly this is the only pod cast i truly love to listen to and genuinely enjoy , you all should be up for an award.
Just finished the Heath episode in dropouts and I'm just in time for this episode :)
Same
what’s dropouts?
@@8CheerleadingGirl8 another podcast
everytime they have to explain soemthing to Zane it makes me realize Heath's true patience God bless you heath
Notification squad!!!!
I know i’m late but as someone who’s taking general nutrition, it’s important that if you’re working out you need to eat more food for that energy and to burn. i’m glad you guys are really sticking with this challenge bc you guys are looking great!
Someone make an edit of Matt's facial expressions throughout this episode lmaoooo
I love everything about this podcast. Don’t think that you guys are not interesting! I love everything you talk about, and love you all for everything you bring individually
From what I remember growing up I had equally a good amount of male and women teachers throughout my education. And it so happens that my favourite teacher were the male teachers
I love your podcasts they are very entertaining I can watch them all day!
I wish they showed the images they see bc sometimes I’m confused on what they see
I am having the worse day ever , and like always this podcast always makes my sad day into a good one. love you guys so much 🤍
the fact that you don't have those aspects that you've said is what makes me stick to this podcast. you can listen to other podcasts and you feel like these people are much better than you .....while here its the real you not scripts.........absolutely love that
more love from Kenya,Africa.
You guys have an amazing podcast!! I mean you guys DO in fact move us with each of your stories, facts and just energy!! Your jokes are top tier and this is SO fun to listen to and/or watch!!!!! You guys will win some sort of award some day big or small!! We believe in you❤️❤️
Heath really said he put his body through the riggers instead of through the ringer
I like watching you guys because you unlock memories from my childhood.
ive been so down and in my head over the past couple of days, and you guys are just such an amazing breath of fresh air
This episode came at just the right time. Needed this laugh today! Thank you guys
I get so sad when the “alright guys so that’s it for the episode” comes, now we have to wait so long for the next one and I always try make them last in the week
SO glad you guys saw a nutritionist ! it was definitely concerning hearing you guys talking about that crazy diet plan bc as someone who’s dealt with disordered eating/orthorexia, that extreme level of unbalance rarely leads to anything good or truly “healthy”