@Jazz Feline Your not wrong.They were ordered to miss there shots on them for intimidation and what not.Stormtroopers where elite forces who when were allowed rarely missed.Just look at them steamroll the rebels on Hoth and when inspecting Leias ship for the death star.The joke of them not knowing how to aim is not just unfunny its wrong
I think it's more a case of people in 2012 saying "this is making a mockery of Star Wars" only for Disney to subsequently buy the company and say "hold my drink".
Explains how Ray got born that or a sith mind trick. Imagine having space Hitler for a dad asking you "dew it" all the damn time getting babysat by tarken and Vader no wonder he booked it in to hideing.
It would be funny if in cannon Darth Vader wasn’t clear when he said shooting and the trainers misinterpreted it as dancing. Then they were too scared to ask.
Lol, did you even watch the movie? This exactly happened but he was a Sith force ghost and he was dancing out of joy that his granddaughter survived and the Skywalkers did not!
@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б that would have made him Rey's father/uncle, the most probable explanation are that he found Snoke and made him follow his orders or Snoke is a clone.
Then watch Auralnauts' Star Wars saga. I guarantee to you, you'll love it! P.S. The theme for the final dancefight in the first episode, "Jedi Party", is called "Dance of the Fates".
Tired: defeating your father in a lightsaber battle for the fate of the galaxy. Wired: defeating your grandfather in a dance battle for the fate of the galaxy.
Mind you: Darth Vader's suit is made to give him extreme pain and Discomfort to keep him angry and full of hate. He's putting himself in absolute agony to win a Dance-Off. Talk about balls of steel.
"Anakin, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Sick? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Dance, so funkalicious and so fresh, he could use the beat and the DJ-chlorians to create....life. He had such a knowledge of the funk side that he could even keep those he loved from being served. "
* Grins * “I’ve been looking forward this.” * Proceeds to dance * * Obi-Wan and Anakin bop their heads to the music, Obi-Wan is splitting the dance floor, Anakin dances with so much rhythm and skill, Obi-Wan shouts “You’re on *fire* Anakin!” * Palpatine gets up and dances with unlimited power * *As everyone was busy dancing, the Invisible Hand crashes and kills all on board. *
This is official star wars merchandise. OFFICIAL! not a mod of a different game or some cgi animation a guy just decided to throw together, but something that was actually created by the people who made/worked on the movies. Someone had to go up to George Lucas and say: "that game you made was pretty good, but you know what it needs... dance battles." And by some divine luck he said yes.
People tend to forget that before Disney bought the property that it was licensed to make all sorts of garbage. Every now and then we’d get a decent Star Wars game, but the vast majority of it was crap. Additionally, the prequel movies were universally hated until the generation that watched them as children (and I mean like, 10 and below) grew up. The sad reality is that Disney is the best thing to happen to Star Wars, but that should really tell you something about its overall quality.
@@dr.insaneoivExactly this. Anyone saying that Star wars being bought by Disney was the best thing that could happen is outright delusional. Yeah, a lot of art is going to be bad. But that's the cost of making anything. Id rather awful batshit *original* games be made then generic AAA loot box slop.
@@dr.insaneoiv wow man you really got him there. what a response, truly. boy i sure do love how the internet rewards non-responses solely off their gotcha factor. "everyone was apoplectic for 20+ years." "bad movie quote." so this is how discourse dies. to thunderous applause.
I like to think of this as a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi where the Emperor and Vader decided to show the sick dance moves of the dark side in order to turn Luke.
When Palpatine was shooting for lighting at Luke, it wasn't electrocuting him. He was sending this video directly into Luke's mind and the trauma was just too much for Luke to handle.
"Alright, so you're gonna be motion-capturing for Darth Vader." "Aw, sweet! He's such a cool and imposing character." "Mhm. Now, here: get these dance moves down so we can start" "...dance moves?"
After being humiliated in a dance off, Palpatine faked his death to cover up is horrific defeat. He then for many decades exiled himself to Exegol where he practiced his sick dance moves, but Palpatine was too old, and needed a new body. Trying to enter Reys body, Palpatine accidentally melted his face off with lightning and died.
Me in 2012: This is the worst and most unrespectful thing they have done with Star Wars! Me in 2019: I...I really want to play this...I mean, look at those Sidius' moves, damn!
@@gidofter_lukge Is not like people valued those years, they seem bad or ignored creations like this Nowadays practically just complain with Disney, when they came to save (almost in a bad way, I must say it) the franchise
Disney did something we didn't think would be possible, make movie's worse than the Holiday Special to the point we'd rather play this game than suffer through another shitty Disney SW film
Vader: “I like to call this one The High Ground” Palpatine: “Is that why you can never do it correctly?” V: “Oh like you could do better” P: “Let me show you a little something called The Senate”
Honestly seeing Palpatine get up walk slowly and then do....THAT with the Royal guard was without a doubt more intimidating then every single villain and villain moment in the entire new trilogy put together like imagine seeing that coming towards you when ur ship gets boarded
When you and the homies have been defeated in battle and you know you about to be either taken as a pow or killed and you see the enemy leader emerge from a cloud of smoke, mutter "must I do everything myself", shoot lightning from his fingers and then absolutely shred it down the hall over your friends fallen bodies to deadmau5
I like the implication that Palpatine would have given up the throne and his ambitions if only Luke had beat him in a dance off. I guess he just never learned to dance on Tatooine.
Guys he has a Lego royal guard as a profile pic. Maybe the comparation more in line with how stupid and creative most of the shit we enjoy is. In other words wooosh hard
This is actually unironically more technologically advanced than the moon landing. The computing power that was used in the landing was miniscule compared to this video game.
@@andrefilipe9042 It's known that that's their armor underneath the robes. One example I can think of where you see them without it is in the force unleashed
Rey: A promising dancer from an ass of a planet, known as "Jakku". Known for making improvised decorations from junk. Kylo Ren: Leader of the dance troupe, known as "Hype-Knights of Ren". A nervous one. Snoke: Kylo's trainer and manager, as well as a CEO of the "First Order" night club chain. Hux: Manager of the "Starkiller" dance club. A hysterical wreck from working with Kylo for too long. Finn: One of the workers on "Starkiller", who got fed up with his work and resigned, then stuck together with Rey in search for better dance clubs. Holdo: A high-ranking member of "Resistance" dance troupe. Kinda zany and known for very strange moves, especially "Holdo Maneuver", which involves bolting through the entire dance floor at crazy speed to body-slam someone. Luke Skywalker: An old dance teacher. Was once teaching Kylo (Ben back then), before Snoke seduced Ben with a higher paycheck and made him not only leave the "Jedi Order" troupe, but also wreck in the meantime. Nowadays, lives a quiet life as a hermit. Phasma: If stereotypical Karen was a manager herself. Wears tons of bling on her dance-suit.
@@penguasakucing8136 Who, do you think, were my inspiration? Anyway... I think Dirk Lasermaster is going to be saddened at his nephew ending up being such a sellout.
"Is it possible to learn these moves?"
"Not from a jedi."
Very good one ! xD
I wanted to like this but let's leave it at 666 likes
If so, I know why Vader really went to the dark side
hahahah
This is why the Jedi had no chance and were destroyed
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Zon Cokun Hahaha this comment made my day
oh god, just can't stop enjoing comments
The uploader needs to pin this comment ASAP. lol
This comment is gold
Not from a Jedi...
The dark side has corrupted Anakin more than I even thought possible...
Obi-Wan Kenobi But his moves are sick!
Obi-Wan Kenobi same
GENERAL KENOBI!
General Grievous you are a bold one to see Vader dance
General Grievous how come I always see you two in any star wars comment section?
Mace Windu: "He has control of the stage and the dance floor. He's too dangerous to be left alive!"
Palpatine: Unlimited power!
@@tdpuuhailee8222 *Does the worm while rave music plays in the background*
@@Chowdboy 😂
Anakin Skywalker: He must freestyle! I need him!
I AM THE DANCE FLOOR
And this, my friends, is how I survived...
With the power of the darkseid of the forcé , the force disco studio
Dew ir
The Dark Side of The Force is a pathway to many dance moves, some may consider to be... Unnatural...
@@lorddarthsidious is it possible to learn these moves?
@@sinisterelmo162 Not from a Jedi...
“If only you knew the power of the dark side”
The Dark Side:
Unnatural indeed...
Come to the dark side, we have sick moves!!
Well in that case sign me the fuck up
I mean in the Dark Side, you ARE allowed to use your emotions.
Bruh if this is the dark side then I'm f***ing joining
Keep in mind this is the most we have ever seen the emperor’s guards do
And Rebels... no, wait, Plot Armor ruined the scene
Most they even done was Lego Star Wars
lol
Except in books.
hardog86 Yup, all we ever see them do is leave
to think some dude behind this kinect is absolutley killing it
I mean you can see him killing it at the top left so
Beat saber but better
Bro is breaking it down
@@Shadierspider5eBeat Saber if it was a good game
@@Stargazing_night_sky Holly shit, he is killing it.
This is Canon
This is epic
More canon than you know
This is has a better story than last jedi
No
@@j.franklin21 yes
"After I destroy Alderaan imma destroy this dance floor'
LMAOOOOO
"The dance floor shall be fully operational by then, sir."
Best answer
@@rararasputin8608 “you may dance when ready”
Lol
The Rebels: The Empire are pure evil, and need to be stopped.
The Empire:
The Empire just wanted to trow some mad rave parties. The Dark Star's laser ? Just a very big light show gone wrong.
Someone spilt too much gfuel into the mix
This is why you don’t put a Florida man in charge of the light shows
@@bemotivated8443 bro STFU they vibin
jotaro yare yare daze
Episode IV “A new move”
Episode V “The empire dances back”
Episode VI “the return of the dancer”
Yes
Episode 1 "The Phantom Dancer
Episode 2 "Attack of the Breakdancers
Episode 3 "Revenge of the Crew"
The Funk Awakens
The Last Groove
The Rise of Dancer
10: The Final Dance-Off
The clone funks
rebels dance
Funk one:a dance wars story
Groove:a dance wars story
The dancealorian
The bad groove
The book of danco fett
I consider this canon and you can't convince me otherwise.
same this happened and we're going to let this happen
Susana Almeida I'm disappointed in Vader I thought he was more serious considering HES HOOKED UP TO LIFE SUPPORT 24/7
Susana Almeida Star Wars: THE MUSICAL SAGA
Susana Almeida There is an actual storyline of Star Wars where this happened....
Oh its fukn canon
Rebel locker room: omg the empire is so evil and ruthless
Empire locker room:
Stormtrooper school really covered everything but the marksmanship course didn't they.
I hate myself for laughing at this
@Jazz Feline Your not wrong.They were ordered to miss there shots on them for intimidation and what not.Stormtroopers where elite forces who when were allowed rarely missed.Just look at them steamroll the rebels on Hoth and when inspecting Leias ship for the death star.The joke of them not knowing how to aim is not just unfunny its wrong
@Jennifer Olughor death star locker room: Under maintanance
palpentine walked in there like a boss
(Palpatine busts illegal dance move)
"My lord, is that legal?"
"I will make it legal."
More like Palpatine busts a hip
@@davidmillerant3939 Bust a hip dancing his ass off.
I hear the voice from that comment
@@a15godzilla More like busting a nut, cause DAMN those moves
People really forgetting he’s the senate.
I wonder if this is the perfect example of "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.".
Lmfao YES
Real
More the fact it was attached to Kinect and the other mini games were less than mid
@@TheAxel999I remember having a lot of fun with the rancor minigame. That said I was a child at the time so my standards probably weren’t very high.
I think it's more a case of people in 2012 saying "this is making a mockery of Star Wars" only for Disney to subsequently buy the company and say "hold my drink".
this is how palpatine got girls back in his day.
Explains how Ray got born that or a sith mind trick. Imagine having space Hitler for a dad asking you "dew it" all the damn time getting babysat by tarken and Vader no wonder he booked it in to hideing.
This is how Palpatine got laid
So mom why did you marry a Sith Lord?
He had sick moves.
@@tofuelemental6920 and a sick stick :^)
Ah... I understand now.
Vader in combat: stiff and restricted movements.
Vader in a dance off: Smooth like hot butter.
When movement is painful and difficult, you have to save it for when you really need it.
Maybe the Suit has a party mode, who knows
Demon Eon that’s bc when he dances he feels most alive
He's spreadin it like butter
@@angelomordini6779 well that's obviously why he has a kinect in his meditation chamber
Let’s not forget that there’s some dude behind the scenes nailing those moves
He is the true Jedi master
I like how you can see him at the top left by the stars
@@gravypanic9922 no he is above palpatine the ultimate dark lord
A hero we need but do not deserve.
He is more powerful than Luke, Yoda, and Mace Windu combined
Storm Troopers:
0% shooting skills
100% dancing skills
What do you think all their elite training went into?
It would be funny if in cannon Darth Vader wasn’t clear when he said shooting and the trainers misinterpreted it as dancing. Then they were too scared to ask.
There secretly Back-Up Dancers
I consider this cannon
@@SaraNightfire1 mZMvmVnczX
There are timelines where this is the ending of the original trilogy
your pic tho
I see that the Empire won
in the 2017 special edition
I prefer the one where the Robot Chicken 'yo momma' fight was the way the final battle was settled.
Xxdd
Rise of Skywalker should have ended like this
Wat do u mean? It did end like this
Yeah don’t you remember?
@@imblue7612 He must've watched some shitty edit with bad fanfic-tier battle in the end. Don't hate on him, he was just misinformed.
@@caav56 yeah probably written by reylo shipper
Lol, did you even watch the movie?
This exactly happened but he was a Sith force ghost and he was dancing out of joy that his granddaughter survived and the Skywalkers did not!
Requirements to be the emperor’s guard
-Must have great fighting abilities
-Must be able to fight Darth Vader
- *must be able to dance*
The last one is the most important
-Must be humilliated in every ocassion
Must do nothing
PLAN
No funk, no red robes.
"The Darkside leads to many abilities that many consider to be, unnatural...."
The abilities:
"Is it possible to learn these dance moves?"
@@NotGoroMajima Not from a Jedi.
This is the ritual to resurrect Padme.
Underrated coment
RICHIBOY 654 😉
For The Emperor it was a ritual to resurrect his son (maybe Snoke is his son, who knows?).
Константин Паршуков no
@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б that would have made him Rey's father/uncle, the most probable explanation are that he found Snoke and made him follow his orders or Snoke is a clone.
I won't lie, if dance offs replaced lightsaber duels, I'd still watch 'em.
Then watch Auralnauts' Star Wars saga. I guarantee to you, you'll love it!
P.S. The theme for the final dancefight in the first episode, "Jedi Party", is called "Dance of the Fates".
caav56 AAHHH WHY DID YOU BUILD ME WITHOUT SKIN
@@Laws2 YOU'VE PROMISED ME FLEEEESH!!!
You have to dance fight me
Kind of wish it did for the sequels, they were trash anyways
You weren't supposed to see this.
We'll be good as long as you don't leak that sex tape gramps
OMG, Mr. Emperor!! 😏 Your smooth moves show *UNLIMITED POWER!!*
Damn call me to young for you I don't care
I like how you dance, please let me become a sith too XD
Master how did the rebels apprehend this footage
I can't beleive Disney didn't use the climax everyone was waiting for in the sequels: Palpatine challenging Ray to an epic dance off
Tired: defeating your father in a lightsaber battle for the fate of the galaxy.
Wired: defeating your grandfather in a dance battle for the fate of the galaxy.
If I saw Kylo Rin dancing, I'd cry tears of joy.
This was before Rey was even a twinkle in some writer's eye.
This would have saved the sequal trilogy
Nobody cares about Ray, even Disney
Mind you: Darth Vader's suit is made to give him extreme pain and Discomfort to keep him angry and full of hate. He's putting himself in absolute agony to win a Dance-Off.
Talk about balls of steel.
That edgy shit ain't canon anymore thankfully.
@@LordVader1094 It isn't? Ah damn, I actually liked it...
It made Vader way more unpredictable to me.
@@LordVader1094 "It" is actually canon
Omega Synth don’t listen to him man it’s Disney’s lame ass that made this stuff non canon, but you know what it’s still canon to me
Qui-Gon Jinn
ok no one cares
"Anakin, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Sick? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Dance, so funkalicious and so fresh, he could use the beat and the DJ-chlorians to create....life. He had such a knowledge of the funk side that he could even keep those he loved from being served. "
"...But not himself. "
This is my cannon now
thank you hahahah
+TheGuyOfLegend Not from a Jedi.
Lol! Did his apprentice serve him in the end while he was doing the boogie?
“My dancing skills have doubled since the last time we met count..”
Good, twice the pride, double the fall.
Good, twice the rythm double the drop
* Grins * “I’ve been looking forward this.”
* Proceeds to dance *
* Obi-Wan and Anakin bop their heads to the music, Obi-Wan is splitting the dance floor, Anakin dances with so much rhythm and skill, Obi-Wan shouts “You’re on *fire* Anakin!”
* Palpatine gets up and dances with unlimited power *
*As everyone was busy dancing, the Invisible Hand crashes and kills all on board. *
Isaac Sheaols lmao I heard “you’re on fire anakin” so vividly😂🔥
Count Disco
This is official star wars merchandise. OFFICIAL! not a mod of a different game or some cgi animation a guy just decided to throw together, but something that was actually created by the people who made/worked on the movies.
Someone had to go up to George Lucas and say: "that game you made was pretty good, but you know what it needs... dance battles." And by some divine luck he said yes.
People tend to forget that before Disney bought the property that it was licensed to make all sorts of garbage. Every now and then we’d get a decent Star Wars game, but the vast majority of it was crap. Additionally, the prequel movies were universally hated until the generation that watched them as children (and I mean like, 10 and below) grew up. The sad reality is that Disney is the best thing to happen to Star Wars, but that should really tell you something about its overall quality.
@@mileshill7196 "Somehow, Palpatine returned."
@@dr.insaneoivExactly this. Anyone saying that Star wars being bought by Disney was the best thing that could happen is outright delusional.
Yeah, a lot of art is going to be bad. But that's the cost of making anything. Id rather awful batshit *original* games be made then generic AAA loot box slop.
@@dr.insaneoiv wow man you really got him there.
what a response, truly.
boy i sure do love how the internet rewards non-responses solely off their gotcha factor.
"everyone was apoplectic for 20+ years."
"bad movie quote."
so this is how discourse dies. to thunderous applause.
@@mileshill7196dude you made me believe this comment was made 10 years ago not 3 months ago. No way you believe that.
Rebels: empire hasn’t attacked us in a while
The empire:
They are obviously too busy with more important business than attacking a few rebels.
@@thenut4238 the rebellion was already destroyed, they got stunted on by vader and palpatine so hard their heads just imploded.
But how is R2 there?
@@joshheinrich7100 yes
@@joshheinrich7100 him and C-3PO are hostages.
Execute Dance Move 66
Omnywrench yes your correct.
*Proceeds to shoot some random laser death beam with some Sick Commander Cody moves.*
Que gran comentario
it will be done dance lord palpatine
Lmfao 😂
Everybody gangsta till Palpatine absolutely shreds everyone else in a dance battle
I love your profile pic
66th like
I guess there‘s a reason the royal guard gets such intense training. Not for palpy‘s protection, but cause they need to hold up with him.
INFINITE POWER!!
Keep in mind that he does this probably without the need of force augmentation. Mf is old and built different.
"I will deal with this one *myself*"
_proceeds to throw down the hardest dance moves ever_
“The dark side of the force is a path to many abilities some would consider...fabulous”
Fabulous, you say, where could I learn?
Not from a Jedi. (I mean seriously, you think emotionless space monks dance?)
@5567 5555 agreed obi Wan is the best
Flamboyant
@@thesandwich5321 Emotionless space monks. That's hilarious. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!
This is how Palpy kept himself occupied on Exegol all these years.
Even pure evil must have some hobby. Like dancing.
that wasn't Palpatine. I'm not questioning Di$ney Star Wars, I'm denying its existence.
GenericUsername who cares what you think?
@@omegastar19 lmao, try most ppl who watched that pile of trash. The Skywalker trilogy ended with ROTJ, fanfics dont count as canon
Found the salty boi
Palpatine didnt have to flex THIS hard on us like damn...
To be fair this is the same old guy that did a god knows what scream while doing a 420 spin...
Oh and he's the Senate...
I'M WHEEZING
@@someguyparagon5273 920 degree turn
Yo Palpatine entrance went so hard
I like to think of this as a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi where the Emperor and Vader decided to show the sick dance moves of the dark side in order to turn Luke.
Legends
Skwalker hi do you have battle front
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"Is it possible to learn these moves?"
"Not from a Jedi"
"Join me, and together, we can rule the dance floors as father and son!"
When Palpatine was shooting for lighting at Luke, it wasn't electrocuting him. He was sending this video directly into Luke's mind and the trauma was just too much for Luke to handle.
+Godzilla52 THE EPICNESS IS TOO AWESOME FOR LUKE TO HANDLE
+Godzilla52 Lol
Lol *XD*
Lol next time I watch return of the Jedi I’m gonna imagine that’s happening during that moment
XD
So this is what Kylo ren wanted to finish what Vader started
+Aldair Reynoso LOL
+Aldair Reynoso "Nothing will throw off our moves. I will turn.....the bass you upped"
They need to make a sequel of this
+Aldair Reynoso LOL made my day xD
+Aldair Reynoso XDDDDDDDDDDD R U FUCKING KIDDING ME XDDD DKJASLHDJKASLKHÑDA THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Somehow, Palpatine got his groove back"
No wonder no ones wants to join the Dark Side.
They never tell about the sick-ass moves you'll get
+Drumboy168 Clap clap clap
Konanza i would love to join the dark side
This is the fake dark side there imposters
Very true because there's R2 D2 and 3cpo
Konanza
999th like
"Alright, so you're gonna be motion-capturing for Darth Vader."
"Aw, sweet! He's such a cool and imposing character."
"Mhm. Now, here: get these dance moves down so we can start"
"...dance moves?"
"AWESOME! "
That would honestly be one if the funniest jobs ever. I hope the person got payed well.
*backflips
“It’s over Anakin! I have the high notes.”
“You underestimate my moves!”
“Don’t try it.”
When we first met i was but the learner now i know the sway of your hips
*tries to do a backflip and fucking dies*
Jotaro Sans “It’s over Anakin! I have the high notes.”
“You underestimate my symphony.”
“Don’t play it.”
*tears his acl*
Take this thousandth like sir ❤
"Somehow Palpatine Returned"
How Palpatine Returned:
Well can’t wait for him to return three more times ( i don’t this is a joke )
The dead dance!
He literally made a comeback
This is how the emperor seduced rey’s grandmother
can't resist those sick moves
Hello there
Darth Revan General Kenobi, you are a bold one
Would bang palpatine for that sick moves ngl😳
@@Ps5nogames Even me and fans and general neither c':
Obi-Wan: "Anakin Chancellor Palpatine is Evil!!!"
Chancellor Palpatine:
From my point of view, this is a good comment
@Gonzalo Paz *¡¡¡WELL YOU ARE LOST!!!*
Hello there
@@odie-wankenodie8607 Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.
@@kyloren114 The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.
After being humiliated in a dance off, Palpatine faked his death to cover up is horrific defeat. He then for many decades exiled himself to Exegol where he practiced his sick dance moves, but Palpatine was too old, and needed a new body. Trying to enter Reys body, Palpatine accidentally melted his face off with lightning and died.
Cannon as fare I'm concerned.
Makes more sense than Disneys Canons tbh
This writing is better than disney 😂
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of fans suddenly cried out in terror... and got down with the groove.
Don't look at me like that! We have to do something to pass the time when we're waiting for the Rebels to fall into our trap...
***** ;)
Lord Vader wait then why is r2 and c3po there?
gamerz1172 Why not?
*****
c-3po should join---- I hear hes pro at doing The C-3PO HA
Lord Vader My lord, that move... really somethings.... make me wanna know the power source of this ... box? or stations? :D
"And now, youg Skywalker, you will... dance."
Please let this be canon.
WheresPoochie This is the only canon.
WheresPoochie it was
but disney screwed it up
Ah who cares no one is going to care what disney says is canon
Leaked footage of Episode VII
+WheresPoochie Nothing like that is impossible with Disney....
Yes. Black Jedi beat Emperor Palpatine at a rave dance off and usurped his throne. The ending has two autism troopers celebrating.
For an old man, Palpatine's got moves.
And for a cyborg, Vader can move very swiftly.
The power of the dark side
Palps is 92 the Darkside really IS a path for abilities some consider unnutural
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of fans suddenly cried out in terror...and were suddenly silenced.
+Erick Pan-Cho You made my day.
I was the first of the millions of fans....and I was the only to resume the screaming
+Antisepticeye 12131 That would mean that this pony is the second.
I love this comment. Only because they laughed later on.
Feed on that love would you? I daresay I have too much of it.
“You underestimate my power”
Anakin’s hidden power:
“Don’t try it”
(Anakin Busts a move)
Insert creative name It’s not even a fight anymore it’s a matter of who can dance better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Prove to me I'm wrong "Star Wars Kinect is mankind's greatest achievement."
I... I cant
Jacob Celmer No
@@franzweijmer8023 you are wrong
I couldn't if I tried...
It will be until star wars they remake it for vr
Somehow, Palpatine busted a move.
The Emperors New Groove...
You win the internet.
i am dead
More like his new grave...
Clever one
Shut up lol
“Must I do everything myself?”
*breaks out dancing*
emperor should have moves called "the senate" and "it's treason then"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
THE JEDI ARRE TAKING OVAH
UN-LIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAH
The senate is the pose
@Darth Sidious spinning is a good trick
If conflicts in Star Wars had been resolved with dance duels and not lightsabers, surely Palpatine would have won from the start.
Ahsoka, do you know what I have become?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MADE MY DAY MAN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Carlos Avila )
Ashoka: a monster
lol yes
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Me in 2012: This is the worst and most unrespectful thing they have done with Star Wars!
Me in 2019: I...I really want to play this...I mean, look at those Sidius' moves, damn!
Welcome to the dark side
Makes you long for the glory days before Disney got their grubby hands on the franchise, eh?
@@gidofter_lukge Is not like people valued those years, they seem bad or ignored creations like this
Nowadays practically just complain with Disney, when they came to save (almost in a bad way, I must say it) the franchise
@@MsAmber82 It's like saving people dying of thirst by drowning them.
i own this game. this is only one of few minigames, gets repetitive real fast but still fun to play with a friend when you're drunk.
Remember. This was BEFORE Disney bought the rights.
Mac Russell yeah, things where much better before
So was Canon now is canon in the legends
@@omega0786 nah
good old days
@@omega0786 I'm mostly making the argument that StarWars has always been stupid shit.
2012: Go away Star Wars Kinect we hate you!
2022: Come back! We didn't know just how bad it would get!
Disney did something we didn't think would be possible, make movie's worse than the Holiday Special to the point we'd rather play this game than suffer through another shitty Disney SW film
Idk a single person that genuinely hated Kinect Star Wars. Like sure the lightsaber and story mode was trash but everything else was fun as hell
Disney made me look back and say you know what? Maybe the prequels weren't that bad after all.
#FORGIVEUSGEORGE
@@GenericUsername-qp1wwI always loved the Christmas special. Was it hard to watch at times? Yes, but it had a level of campiness and cheesiness to it
Literally says no one
The Empire after the victory at the battle of Hoth
On the second death star I presume. Because the dance floor on the first death star is..... You know
Felix Leong on second Death Star but only in a separate room
I don’t care what you say. This is canon.
IM BLUE agreed
The only real canon is Robot Chicken
This is what they do on weekends
Got good news for you buddy, it is lmao.
Of course it is.
Vader: “I like to call this one The High Ground”
Palpatine: “Is that why you can never do it correctly?”
V: “Oh like you could do better”
P: “Let me show you a little something called The Senate”
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MondoManDevout Way more
Maxwell Headroom way, WAY more
@@swbfexplosion4639 way, way, WAY more
My favorite move is "It's Treason Then."
This is why Clone Troopers are phased out. No dance skills.
Did you forget about order 67, they would destroy the dance floor
“You would be wise to surrender”
“Yeah, probably...”
Impairzy this should bê the jedi falem ordem ending
Honestly seeing Palpatine get up walk slowly and then do....THAT with the Royal guard was without a doubt more intimidating then every single villain and villain moment in the entire new trilogy put together like imagine seeing that coming towards you when ur ship gets boarded
When you and the homies have been defeated in battle and you know you about to be either taken as a pow or killed and you see the enemy leader emerge from a cloud of smoke, mutter "must I do everything myself", shoot lightning from his fingers and then absolutely shred it down the hall over your friends fallen bodies to deadmau5
new trilogy this new trilogy that...rent free
@@zilentzaplet me guess you like em?
I’d throw on the disco ball and start shredding
Man is a menace in every aspect, Vaders moves hit harder though especially TK-421
Did they just blow up a populated planet just to have a showy ending to their dance off?
Bless.
Could have been a uninhabitable planet like uranus
+vampricyoda The Empreror is metal as fuck
killerinstinct59 well i had to show Vader the true moves of the Dark side
They gotta dance on the graves of their enemies somehow
vampricyoda gosh bless
I like the implication that Palpatine would have given up the throne and his ambitions if only Luke had beat him in a dance off. I guess he just never learned to dance on Tatooine.
“This move I call: The Younglings”
Webber 56789 *takes out lightsaber*
Younglings start running towards the nearest high ground
Ooh, too soon!
Webber 56789 “Because I killed it.”
He executed it perfectly.
When the Death Star is fully operational
Dance star*
Ah yes the dance star
The same species that went to the moon created this
Pseudo-Intellectual. Have you been to the moon yet or created a game by yourself?
@@Luis-vy9bm I'm not sure he could fit that into his busy schedule of (ironically?) sneering derisively at whimsical works of art.
Guys he has a Lego royal guard as a profile pic. Maybe the comparation more in line with how stupid and creative most of the shit we enjoy is.
In other words wooosh hard
I know right? I mean, the moon landing was pretty cool too I guess
This is actually unironically more technologically advanced than the moon landing. The computing power that was used in the landing was miniscule compared to this video game.
imagine luke goes to confront darth vader and he just pulls out these moves
Why does the Emperor stare into your soul, while dancing...?
Amen brother amen
dtacoms He's telling you, "Join the dark side and you can have sick moves like this. You know you can't resist."
dtacoms because i do.
It’s an intimidation tactic
He is the Emperor, He Sees
I like how someone had to design a new costume for the emperors guards just so they could dance with him
I too love that. This new costumes are even flexible than the originals.
Im pretty sure thats the armor under their robes
Not a new design, the guards normally wear robes, throw them off in combat typically.
@@HelixGuile4444 I hope so. We never got to see them without the robes back in the movies I believe.
@@andrefilipe9042 It's known that that's their armor underneath the robes. One example I can think of where you see them without it is in the force unleashed
Return of the Jedi is a lot different than I remember...
He ain't called the emperor for nothing.
Damn nobody gonna even mention the fact how palpatine managed to keep a straight face that whole time? Like bro didn’t even break a sweat.
This is canonical footage showing what Palpatine was doing in between Return of the Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker
Kkkkk
Breno Pejon
kukluxklankillskindly
But the death star was destroyed... Ik it's only a joke 😂
This feels like something that Robot Chicken would make.
They made something very similar.
DANCE DANCE COUNTER-REVOLUTION!!
that would b totally wizard!
This video proves how pretty chill the empire really is.
Long Live The Empire
Dude, maybe we could, like, join it or something.
They got cookies and the freshest moves around the Galaxy, this is the offer i'm looking for
@@TheDoof0412 consider the offer made my friend
Nah, those aren't stormtroopers, because they absolutely did not miss.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:02 This is the opening of Rise of Skywalker
i mean... from what weve seen lately... probably
Might as well. Why not I won't complain after I saw Luke drinking titty milk
That would be an improvement.
I´m afraid Kylo Ren will never live up to Dart Vader in terms of dancing
I'd be willing to accept this as canon to redo the sequels.
Rey: A promising dancer from an ass of a planet, known as "Jakku". Known for making improvised decorations from junk.
Kylo Ren: Leader of the dance troupe, known as "Hype-Knights of Ren". A nervous one.
Snoke: Kylo's trainer and manager, as well as a CEO of the "First Order" night club chain.
Hux: Manager of the "Starkiller" dance club. A hysterical wreck from working with Kylo for too long.
Finn: One of the workers on "Starkiller", who got fed up with his work and resigned, then stuck together with Rey in search for better dance clubs.
Holdo: A high-ranking member of "Resistance" dance troupe. Kinda zany and known for very strange moves, especially "Holdo Maneuver", which involves bolting through the entire dance floor at crazy speed to body-slam someone.
Luke Skywalker: An old dance teacher. Was once teaching Kylo (Ben back then), before Snoke seduced Ben with a higher paycheck and made him not only leave the "Jedi Order" troupe, but also wreck in the meantime. Nowadays, lives a quiet life as a hermit.
Phasma: If stereotypical Karen was a manager herself. Wears tons of bling on her dance-suit.
@@caav56 yoda: smol midget fucking got some sick ass moves
@@caav56 this is something Auralnauts would write
@@penguasakucing8136 Who, do you think, were my inspiration? Anyway... I think Dirk Lasermaster is going to be saddened at his nephew ending up being such a sellout.
Okay Fascist “Boomer” Trash
2:19 My boy Sheev has the moves
Just discovered this game exists.
My life is complete now.
Exept that this is literally the only part of the game that is remotely functional or even good.
Well... then it's worth to play on its own xD
Alpharius93 Nah. Just go play Dance Central. It's better in every possible way.
MajorLeagueGamer838 But it's not Star Wars ;)
“Are you threatening me master Jedi?”
“The senate will decide your fate”
*Dead Maus intensifies*
“I AM THE SENATE”
It's Deadmau5
*darthMau5
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 *darthMau1
*fucking breakdances in the air and bitch slaps kit-fisto*
No one wil ever convince me this is not canon.
i got you 66 likes
It is cannon this will convinse you
But Disney won’t admit it
"The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many sick moves some consider to be unnatural"
“What would happened if rebels haven’t won battle of Endor?”
Emperor Palpatine: 2:19
They all died so we could see palps fucking shred it the dancefloor.
Worth it
This truly is the most crucial addition to the star wars canon
Much more important than the disney movies
Vader: *Pulls off a TK-421* “You would be wise to surrender.”
Me: *Only knowing the Trash Compactor* “Yeah...Probably...”
>When you know what trash compactor move actually is
Ahaha
*gets froze in carbonite in bespin*
>When you actually get what these sequences of lines are from
The fact that old ass Palps could do this is incredible. How the hell does that robe not get in the way?
The Dark side of the groove is a pathway to many abilitys some consider to be... unnatural.