brittany says she’s sharing “little pieces” of herself like she hasn’t completely laid out her every thought and deepest desires for all of us to see, hear, and enjoy
i’m a 20 year old college orientation leader who does not have tiktok and oftentimes i feel as though new students are speaking an entirely new language… i needed this
I dont use any social media. The fads will die off, and when you look at these kids like they're stupid, they blush and speak properly. Ergo... dont play into it...
Bro, as a 23 y/o who’s gone through too much, you’re just a baby. I’m just a baby. Commenter above and her kid are just babies. We’re allowed to goo goo da da through our first attempt at life and appreciate good things, they don’t have to be complicated :p I hope there will always be dancing veggies to soothe our minds and souls, ain’t no reason to be mortified for experiencing joy from the same thing a kid does
i was rly expecting her to say there’s two wolves inside of you at the beginning when she was talking about having two sides (pursuing higher education and pursuing brainrot) lmaooo
reddit stories are the best thing when ur sick for some reason. i remember having the flu and just scrolling youtube shorts for hours bc anything else just made me dizzy asH
My favorite are the ones like “you are forced to move in to a mansion by yourself for 6 months but it’s also raining. Which one you picking” and then it’s got that one sound
fav brain rot : “you’ve been invited to the ball of the white clouds counsel, which dress are you choosing?” or “your birth month is your back rooms + survivability %”
putting redit stories at d is CRIMINAL. because when im going to sleep in my cocoon at night using one finger to scroll thru these accounts and then waking up with an overheated phone and the same video playing about this random womans cheating husband. i know ive slept well
My kid is legit afraid of John Pork, it's like the one thing that awakes her primal fear and just hearing that ringtone from the other room she's like MOM NO
I think as you get older, understanding the new trends, where it comes from and enjoying (at least some of) it is a good indicator of brain plasticity, cause that shit makes no sense at first and it is tough to unpack. It's like new music, being able to enjoy the new without comparing too much to the past and what you're used to is a testimony to one's mental flexibility.
Last year there was a week where literally all i did all day was just sit in my bed and watch reddit stories on youtube shorts. I had nothing else to do. And i loved it
"I'm going to share a little piece of me" Brittany, half the Broksi nation probably knows your dead pets name, grandpa's house, and the condiment you always have in your fridge.
as someone who is not “chronically online” or just not on much at all (pretty much my only active social is youtube) this video shook me to my coreee 😭😭 i don’t even know what half of this means, a lot of it freaks me out 😂😭
little john and his shoe box sized apartment, that he has to expand with galvanized square steel and screws borrowed from aunt not being on this list..... criminal
I'm SO glad I'm not the only one that loves the destruction videos. Those water balloon and water filled glass bottle videos? Literally had me at 3am binge watching. totally brain rot. Fkn love it!
I’m 32 and I’ve never felt more old and out of place than this video and this is a first for me. Usually Brittany hits it, really gets that dopamine flowing but imma have to sit this one out. I thought i knew what brain rot was but i humbly stand corrected
As an educator, I promise you, education and brain rot sure do intersect. My students will not do basic tasks unless I say, "Guys, we gotta lock in" or "I'm bout to crash out"
you should’ve ranked fan fictions too girl, a good ao3 narcos fan fic is S tier brain rot.. just drooling on my pillow as I am reading with a bottle of water under my pit and cracker crumbs under my neck overstimulating my sensory system
the goon fu panda type videos are forever my fav brainrot genre (my friend and me were watching one with the incredibles (edgeibles lol) and now “turn on the goon machine is my catchphrase) my brain is officially rotted
Within the last two days my entire feed has become the "time traveler enters vines" which I think is reaching S tier brain rot based on this ranking lolol
Brittany seriously you make me laugh to tears every time I watch your videos. I’m going through some really tough sht right now & your videos never fail to make my day better. Please remember to always take care of yourself first. You’ve gotten famous due to how funny, relatable, and wonderful you are. But please don’t let the constant media attention tear you down either 🩷 We all love you b*tch!!!!
the simulated car crashes and cars versus gravity on different planets, esp when it’s the sun’s gravity, kills me EVERY. TIME. 😭😭 honestly same with skibbidi toilet. i’m a simple woman
For the simulated content, there is also the ones where they are building a room for, like, 100 children (Jarvis and ChadChad did videos on those) Also the brainrot that is just so much going on nonstop, video after video intersecting with each other and repeating is always a treat
I watched this at Starbucks and im not kidding I choked on it while the chicken vs Persian empire played. the waitress asked if I needed water. I left.
Brittany, i really appreciate this during these trying times!!! As i fall into the pain of my absent wisdom teeth, i appreciated this from keepingme #bored!
Okay so Brittany this is important. The spongebob drill rap song is from an artist called Glorb. He writes really clever and good rap music and then has spongebob characters say them in AI. He does all the editing and sound and stuff himself and they're actually incredible. You NEED to listen to them.
"He is cranking out fat loads onto the Mongolian empire" is a sentence that has never been spoken before
genghis khan
Nah I said that in my Grandpa's eulogy
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🧻🔥❤🎉🔥
ai could never recreate it
None of those words are in the bible
brittany says she’s sharing “little pieces” of herself like she hasn’t completely laid out her every thought and deepest desires for all of us to see, hear, and enjoy
Literally just liked a TikTok of hers that said she needs to hump a couch 😭
The podcast…
@@Eggofficial09 *in extremely soft and quiet voice* the podcast....
Her ape calls 😂
fr it's more like large chunks
"all i do is cry on this app" actually has me fighting back laughter in the middle of the gym
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🆘🆘🔥🔥
Same
i'm in a spa rn and trying not to die of laughter
Ok getting that summer body, slay onika burger
@@CakeChapstick😭
“Declien ❤️” seriously killed me
ME TOO
and the fact that the user name is queef queen tops it off
“oh so you’ll pick up for jesus and not freakbob?” that sentence would send a victorian child into a coma💀
as someone who doesn’t have tiktok, this is like watching a nature documentary
agreed
FOR REAL
no i legit feel geriatric watching this like what the hell is going onnnn lmao
no literally lmaooo. also the way that none of these are funny to me😭😭😭
stay innocent and DO NOT EVER DOWLOAD TIKTOK
"i have personal beef with the sigma content, i would much rather laugh at john pork calling " would send a victorian child into cardiac arrest 😭😭😭
Thank you for this, ive been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes
bro i’m dyiiinngggg hahahahaha
im so scared i read this as it was playing in the vid 😰
As a non-user of TikTok, it honestly sends me into cardiac arrest too 😭🤚🏻
@@dr.aurion jsjsjsjsjsjs FR!!
The Remy the rat edging one and Brittany doing an impression of his nod was ridiculous I nearly peed laughing so hard. Why is that so funny to me
srsly her impression was spot on, so funny lmao
literally made me cryyy
she's so chronically online and i love it
I genuinely CANNOT STAND mukbangs to the point where I’m contemplating a serious case of misophonia
The way they eat, the amount of food, the sounds - it all honestly makes me lose my appetite, they make food look disgusting. 😭
@@sleeplessavenue THISSSS i agree sm
Yeah I straight up had to skip through that part of the video bc I can't stand it
i personally have a collection in my favs w 496 mukbangs in it. i js rlly love food idk
eating gives me rage but I try and edge my rage by watching small clips of eating so I dont punch my step dad at the dinner table
i’m a 20 year old college orientation leader who does not have tiktok and oftentimes i feel as though new students are speaking an entirely new language… i needed this
I deleted TikTok like 5 months ago and I feel like a mother trying to understand this generation 😭
I dont use any social media. The fads will die off, and when you look at these kids like they're stupid, they blush and speak properly. Ergo... dont play into it...
I’ve never owned tik tok or twitter or Snapchat and I’m an ancient dinosaur millennial ☺️
You’re 20 years old policing other 20 year olds and you have no TikTok? Grow up.
as a gen z, i do not have tiktok but the brainrot has reached instagram atp so unfortunately i still know abt all this stuff 😭
Those dancing fruits have me in a state of unrecognizable joy
They make my son happy and me as well lol
@@sarabrothern2442 I’m a whole 14 year old💀
Bro, as a 23 y/o who’s gone through too much, you’re just a baby. I’m just a baby. Commenter above and her kid are just babies. We’re allowed to goo goo da da through our first attempt at life and appreciate good things, they don’t have to be complicated :p
I hope there will always be dancing veggies to soothe our minds and souls, ain’t no reason to be mortified for experiencing joy from the same thing a kid does
@@Wonderlandish in this economy people got me acting like I’m 30. But thank for this kind message ❣️
A whole 14-year old? Girl you are half a human at that age
The "send it to me please 😭 Rachel😭" not being included in the boomer brainrot is a travesty
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🧤💯🧻🔥🔥
That's not brainrot it's just a sound
show me to me please 😢 send it to me rachel
The lack of Two Wolves inside you on this ranking
i was rly expecting her to say there’s two wolves inside of you at the beginning when she was talking about having two sides (pursuing higher education and pursuing brainrot) lmaooo
reddit stories are the best thing when ur sick for some reason. i remember having the flu and just scrolling youtube shorts for hours bc anything else just made me dizzy asH
Mumu: on
Slippers: slipped
Cigarette: lit
Eyes: closed
hands: off the wheel
Lips: chapped as f**k
Percs:taken
@@disruption915 going: 180 down the freeway
penits: jorked
“That shit’ll make you patriotic” is my new favorite line now
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🆘🆘🔥💯
My favorite are the ones like “you are forced to move in to a mansion by yourself for 6 months but it’s also raining. Which one you picking” and then it’s got that one sound
WoooooooWOOOOOOOOOOOwoooooooooooo
And now you let go… let go
BEOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOUWWWWWWWW
@@yoongiverse. yes that’s the one
@@Lockedboy323 I’m so glad we’re on the same page
those two reasons are why i love you, that is so your brand. "theres two signs. i'm looking, i'm looking and i cant read." gold
I deleted tiktok in 2021. This was riveting. Thank you for sharing your culture.
rumple goocher is calling…. do you pick up? YEA I DO
duh 😛
rumple freakcher 😏😏😏
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🚬🧻🔥🔥
i miss rumple goocher so much
we ride at dawn for rumple goocher
fav brain rot : “you’ve been invited to the ball of the white clouds counsel, which dress are you choosing?”
or
“your birth month is your back rooms + survivability %”
lol
That's my shit! Also, what's your dark fantasy sword or companion? 😂🤤
*shows footage of kinetic sand*
Brittany: “You know what? Slime is going at ‘B’”
tis the essence of slime
the brain rot has got to her
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪💯🆘🧻🔥🔥
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo.i think she would like this comment
Kinetic sand is included under the general ASMR slime-adjacent umbrella lol
What could freak bob possibly want at this hour
11:55 for the people for the clip
you saved my life, ty!!!
Thank you so much!!!
Thank you!!
THANK YOUUU. I’ve been looking for the original for SOO LONG 😭🤣🤣
Ily for this ❤
as someone who's never had tiktok this is fascinating and horrifying at the same time
Same
I just ate 3 pounds of applesauce in a vid 💪🥃🔥🔥
Same, it’s like a masterclass
I have tiktok and haven’t seen most of these😂 I get some random crazy vids too but the app will def cater to you
Love your Kate Bush pfp
putting redit stories at d is CRIMINAL. because when im going to sleep in my cocoon at night using one finger to scroll thru these accounts and then waking up with an overheated phone and the same video playing about this random womans cheating husband. i know ive slept well
this is real shit
this is so real
this is so relatble ive been laughing for 2 minutes straight
This is me but with iceberg videos
never read a realer comment
Hands off the wheel, eyes closed, meditating, brick on the pedal, astral projecting to this.
uh okay? don't need to hear about your anything lol that's gross
@@mar420.74 how’s it gross girl what 😭
@@mar420.74 mayor of frown town over here!
@@mar420.74do you think astral projection is a sex thing?
@@mar420.74 uhhh skibidi?
the fact there wasnt a single 'free lobotomy' video on this list is the real rot
this video brought me a tremendous amount of joy after an awful day thank u freakbob
My kid is legit afraid of John Pork, it's like the one thing that awakes her primal fear and just hearing that ringtone from the other room she's like MOM NO
"and im gonna share a little piece of me" like you dont already do that daily
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🧻💰🥦🔥🔥
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. yummy
u know what’s not brainrot? that blush placement. marvelous
I think as you get older, understanding the new trends, where it comes from and enjoying (at least some of) it is a good indicator of brain plasticity, cause that shit makes no sense at first and it is tough to unpack. It's like new music, being able to enjoy the new without comparing too much to the past and what you're used to is a testimony to one's mental flexibility.
3:25 horrifying fact: I'm 90% that one is made by one of my students- he has a tiktok with over 200k followers and makes vids just like that
brittany knowing every aspect of art history, but not knowing where mt everest is.. 😭
Sometimes I watch Mulch videos at night and start genuinely crying. They make me feel an emotion I can't describe.
Yes yes thank you one you'll really appreciate I'll link it right now my favorite video in the whole world makes me cry everytime
0:03 hi, old
how did i miss this
HI BALD!
delete it old!
real . ... ..
rotten mango is so real
Those POV cat meme tiktoks have me in the biggest chokehold rn
Last year there was a week where literally all i did all day was just sit in my bed and watch reddit stories on youtube shorts. I had nothing else to do. And i loved it
LOVE: “Design is very human” inventor, he doesn’t get enough credit.
i say it so much
Agreed
my dad walked in on me watching this and waved to you like we were facetiming 😭😭 ronald says hi brittany
"I'm going to share a little piece of me"
Brittany, half the Broksi nation probably knows your dead pets name, grandpa's house, and the condiment you always have in your fridge.
i could get into her bank account w the security questions shes answered tbh
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🏈🧻🧻🔥🔥
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. awesome man
My fave brainrot will always be “so it mine el”
7:39 this killed me THE NOISE 😂😂😂
“I’m looking, I’m looking… I can’t read” 😭
I can’t explain but I am absolutely horrified of john pork
hydraulic press is S tier.
“I find myself somewhere in the middle, there’s two sides, I’m looking, I’m looking; I can’t read”
the echo effect on the roblox chicken nugget at 2:23 made me laugh so hard and i rewound that part specifically at least 3 times 🤣
16:06 this part over here should be nominated as the BEST editing ever☠️ oh my god it’s like the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life😭
I wonder if in 1000 years these videos will be considered performance art to be studied at universities about the beginning of internet creation.
I just ate toilet paper in a vid 💪🆘🆘🆘🔥
It’ll be studied in art history and anthropology classes
It’s gonna be called “MOG 101: Intro to Brainrot”
My favorite form of brainrot is getting upset that I'm a harlot or a baja blast knight in a dark fantasy world based on my birth month.
Where have u been all my life ? I love u content sm 😭😭😭😭😭😭
John pork walked so that freaky bob could freak~
as someone who is not “chronically online” or just not on much at all (pretty much my only active social is youtube) this video shook me to my coreee 😭😭 i don’t even know what half of this means, a lot of it freaks me out 😂😭
Brittany laughing more at the comments than at the video is so real 😭
HANDS OFF THE WHEEL
EYES CLOSED
Check ✅
11:59 the birth of all my editing intros
Oddly true
I love Stanley’s editing, and the little captions at the end *chefs kiss*
Littlest Pet Shop storytelling isn’t it, but the lore of sylvaniandrama pulls me in every time
Sylvanian Drama is epic
sylvanian drama is the account that made me not wanna delete tiktok… but luckily they have an instagram too
little john and his shoe box sized apartment, that he has to expand with galvanized square steel and screws borrowed from aunt not being on this list..... criminal
covered with wood veneer
@@lexihilderbrand3243 eco friendly wood veneer at best😎
I'm SO glad I'm not the only one that loves the destruction videos. Those water balloon and water filled glass bottle videos? Literally had me at 3am binge watching. totally brain rot. Fkn love it!
15:26 I’m sorry but you pretty much described the entire plot of Zoolander 😭
I’m 32 and I’ve never felt more old and out of place than this video and this is a first for me. Usually Brittany hits it, really gets that dopamine flowing but imma have to sit this one out. I thought i knew what brain rot was but i humbly stand corrected
35 and in the same boat 😂
@@personalpandamonium 27 and LOST
I’m 14 and I feel prehistoric when I hear what people my age are saying
big same. I dont have tiktok cuz i'm 30 but really im 65 and only use Fb.. i feel old but also i feel good im not at That level of rot at all.
is this an age thing??? i’d say it’s more of a comparison as to how much of your life has been spent watching dumb shit on the internet lmfao
THE BRAIN ROT QUEEN OF BROSKI NASHION IS RANK OUR BRAINOT WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A SCOUPTIOUS MEAL YALL !! 😍😍
Just letting u know a bot copied ur comment
“Who cleans this!?” Is always what I’ve thought of those dropping videos I love that the queen had the same though ❤😂
As an educator, I promise you, education and brain rot sure do intersect. My students will not do basic tasks unless I say, "Guys, we gotta lock in" or "I'm bout to crash out"
here from the lime tiktoks that were YEARS ago
The only S-tier brain rot in my life comes straight from the gates of Broski Nation
It’s as if she new I needed something to watch while eating
you should’ve ranked fan fictions too girl, a good ao3 narcos fan fic is S tier brain rot.. just drooling on my pillow as I am reading with a bottle of water under my pit and cracker crumbs under my neck overstimulating my sensory system
the goon fu panda type videos are forever my fav brainrot genre (my friend and me were watching one with the incredibles (edgeibles lol) and now “turn on the goon machine is my catchphrase) my brain is officially rotted
Within the last two days my entire feed has become the "time traveler enters vines" which I think is reaching S tier brain rot based on this ranking lolol
it’s like brittany knew i needed to take a 18:36 min long shit
brittanys laugh is so contagious
11:59 BRITTANY IM HOLLARING
Brittany seriously you make me laugh to tears every time I watch your videos. I’m going through some really tough sht right now & your videos never fail to make my day better. Please remember to always take care of yourself first. You’ve gotten famous due to how funny, relatable, and wonderful you are. But please don’t let the constant media attention tear you down either 🩷 We all love you b*tch!!!!
12:00 here’s the clip for the edits! :)
Thank you so much
I love you
We are here for that only 😂
tysm dude
THANK YOU
Headphones in✅
Eyes closed✅
Hands off the wheel✅
Brain rotting✅
brittany: “i’ve been trying to stick to a tighter budget recently”
girl you just spent $90 on squishies and over $100 on pickled garlic😭
Exactly I need to be restrained
The make up, the little touch of glitter, the bangs, she’s looking good🔥🔥
Omg i was watching you last night i was laughing so hard 😂😂😂 ilysm and you have a big part in my heart and in my inspiration, ly hun 🤍🤍🤍
listen i think youtube asmr is a different world than tiktok asmr. i dont think i would call youtube asmr brainrot
Floptropica has left the chat. *Cue Jiafei scream*
freakbob speaks to me on an unusually high level
real, we just understand each other
Gworl, how in the world you still not a Floptropican!!? It's about damn time u get into Floptropica and bless your life with it!
I was so disappointed that there was not a single Floptropica mention at all; like come on we know she’d be so into it 😭😭
Loved this theme, great job Brit!💓👊
I really needed this video today, love you Brittany🩷
15:03 not the right quizz it has to be the one with Kanye talking
the littlest pet shop videos being f tier wounded me gravely
This is beautiful. And the acotar in the back? Blessed. This is blessed content
the simulated car crashes and cars versus gravity on different planets, esp when it’s the sun’s gravity, kills me EVERY. TIME. 😭😭 honestly same with skibbidi toilet. i’m a simple woman
The way I SCREAMED when I saw the Littlest Pet Shops. LPS Popular flashbacks commence
Frrr I was like no way that’s my childhood 😭
I was money hungry at 9 and sold all mine at my family’s garage sale, regretted it forever
For the simulated content, there is also the ones where they are building a room for, like, 100 children (Jarvis and ChadChad did videos on those)
Also the brainrot that is just so much going on nonstop, video after video intersecting with each other and repeating is always a treat
looking stunning as always, supreme leader
whyd you comment three times
@@anonymouspotato9061 cuz it’s a free country
I watched this at Starbucks and im not kidding I choked on it while the chicken vs Persian empire played. the waitress asked if I needed water. I left.
As someone not on tiktok this is like gazing through a portal into the bad-ending dimension
Brittany, i really appreciate this during these trying times!!! As i fall into the pain of my absent wisdom teeth, i appreciated this from keepingme #bored!
Okay so Brittany this is important. The spongebob drill rap song is from an artist called Glorb. He writes really clever and good rap music and then has spongebob characters say them in AI. He does all the editing and sound and stuff himself and they're actually incredible. You NEED to listen to them.