(coughs in French) Gentlemen. I see the briefcase is safe. Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem... Soldier: And a knife!
first the important thing , wait.. noises on do for cats , SPACE KITTYS! BUGS DARED EAT SPACE KITTYS! EXTERMINATUS TIME FOR METEOR CANNONING BUG HIVES! and second daw , do love this kind of stories where sure you have the culture clash of ''ohno , not MORE DEATH worlders now they are competing with each other for the FUN to butcher us'' and said 'death' world species have some reason for it like , faster synapses then average , capability for meat diet etc yet aliens in trouble that even if they arent very martial themselfs is not morons or such about what they see happen it just they arent as good at it like zeeeee deeeeeath wooooorlders ohhh XD
To all writers: please don't start your stories with "The pounding continued." Actually, scratch that. Please start ALL of your stories with "The pounding continued." Even if it makes no sense in-context and is never expanded upon.
I thought the same thing and felt it deep even if we ain't sweeping trenches it's the point of traditions being kept alive " from the shores of Tripoli to the halls of Montezuma"
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Even the space marine knows "Happy wife, Happy life"....
"We are humanity. We're here to help... and boop the snoot of cute aliens."
Terrifying! lol
Fear The Boop!!!
Never make mad a person that not only knows where you sleep at night... but you are USED to them moving next to you during the night!
Who also cooks your meals…….and knows how to use your wood chipper
"I do believe I'm on fire. excellent!"
The cat said magnificent
@@raymondcarter1137 I was quoting the spy from TF2
@@Blue_color_of_control I was quoting the cat that caught its tail on fire while the dog was freaking out.
I guess both were similar
(coughs in French) Gentlemen. I see the briefcase is safe. Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem...
Soldier: And a knife!
Surprised there wasn't a "boom headshot" when the bio ship's head was taken.
To be fair they weren't listening in on the communications yet so maybe there was?
The boss has spoken 😂😂
first the important thing , wait.. noises on do for cats , SPACE KITTYS! BUGS DARED EAT SPACE KITTYS! EXTERMINATUS TIME FOR METEOR CANNONING BUG HIVES!
and second daw , do love this kind of stories where sure you have the culture clash of ''ohno , not MORE DEATH worlders now they are competing with each other for the FUN to butcher us'' and said 'death' world species have some reason for it like , faster synapses then average , capability for meat diet etc yet aliens in trouble that even if they arent very martial themselfs is not morons or such about what they see happen it just they arent as good at it like zeeeee deeeeeath wooooorlders ohhh XD
"I still need to sleep at night": if we don't help my wife is likely to try killing me while I sleep.
Do no fear thy enemy, your mate is far scarier.
To all writers: please don't start your stories with "The pounding continued."
Actually, scratch that. Please start ALL of your stories with "The pounding continued." Even if it makes no sense in-context and is never expanded upon.
Subtext says that it was the bioship eating the hull but that’s a fair assumption
Early!! Whoo!
Looks like we're having Cu'rab tonight, boys!
Edit, Misheard Cu'rav as Cu'rab, but I'll leave the typo because it's funny.
Thankyou Sir... You have excellent taste in stories. 👍👍
Adorable. This had such a cute end. Good story. Is there a wider universe?
Good one. Thank you both. UKUK
Nice!
What? No bayonet at the end of the coil gun?? What kind earth warriors are they? I see they lost some tradtions in the future.
I thought the same thing and felt it deep even if we ain't sweeping trenches it's the point of traditions being kept alive " from the shores of Tripoli to the halls of Montezuma"
Boarders should use cutlasses, not machetes.
and the occasional pair of hand axes, lol.
They were training. They didn't have all the proper equipment.
Space Marines are just crayon eaters from our future. The art of swordsmanship is beyond their collective knowledge
Earth Colonial MARINES....HOOOO-RAHH!!!
Marines would never sound like army.....
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Nice, but the screen shots were a little off, at least on my computer.
Noice