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  • @Ritapita73
    @Ritapita73 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1404

    The middle word in DNA is not *AND* and I just died a little inside. Deoxyribonucleic acid. Hasn't everyone seen Jurassic Park?

    • @ollllj
      @ollllj 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      do not correct an idiot, MAYBE just tell them they are wrong, but not why they are wrong. if they are ignorant enough to not care why they are wrong, THEY chose to suffer, and this likely indirectly benefits you.

    • @winston.422
      @winston.422 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

      forget Jurassic Park, did they not take any form of biology class??? Ig giving them the benefit of the doubt they may be a middle schooler or something but did they really think a proper scientific term was D n' A??? Who would abbreviate something like that in science???

    • @Tessa_Gr
      @Tessa_Gr 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      DNA is such a basic term, there is no excuse. People forget most things they learnt in school but DNA should come up often enough after learning about it the first time, everyone should be well aware what it is and what it stands for.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      pretty sure it was a joke

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      So.... Deoxyribo AND Acid?
      99% of people don't know what DNA actually stands for, just what it is vaguely.

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +579

    Since Zach missed the joke...
    The jeopardy contestant spelled Tinder the way Grindr is spelled.

    • @tsume_akuma8321
      @tsume_akuma8321 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      thank you.

    • @ChromaticGlasses
      @ChromaticGlasses 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Thank you too, but because _I_ missed the joke too and just now I realized

    • @charlesmartin1972
      @charlesmartin1972 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Drei Bieren, bitte

    • @DreameGirl6000
      @DreameGirl6000 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      I thought it was like Tumblr 😭

    • @annamay731
      @annamay731 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Oh heck. I thought it was Damien the whole time. Zach sounds so much like him.

  • @backoffyo9292
    @backoffyo9292 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +282

    6:18 no it doesnt??? the N stands for "nucleic" in the word deoxyribonucleic, and the A stands for acid. DNA deoxyribonucleic acid

    • @dimitricarbone9827
      @dimitricarbone9827 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Me when I spread misinformation (to the other guy)

    • @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339
      @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Exactly

    • @ForkGenesis
      @ForkGenesis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      thank you for existing
      and thank you for the viewers for zooming this comment to the top

    • @kekiboo
      @kekiboo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I had to recheck if I knew the wrong thing this whole time. Thank you, for this comment reassured me

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's the joke

  • @grayqueen814
    @grayqueen814 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +254

    I remember when a girl called me cute... it was 22 years ago.
    That girl was my grandma. She's dead now, and I wasn't called cute since.

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      I think you're cute

    • @grayqueen814
      @grayqueen814 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      @ Grandma? is that you?

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      ​@@grayqueen814 yes Billy, noone will ever love you as much as gram gram.

    • @herrforehead
      @herrforehead 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      You're pretty cute dude

    • @xenosonic9x414
      @xenosonic9x414 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@herrforehead okay, which one of you is grayqueen814's REAL grandma?

  • @Ritapita73
    @Ritapita73 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +616

    Normalize shaming for poor behaviour. Yes. This. My ex left his kids to marry his first cousin and his whole family thinks the kids shouldn't have cut contact when he did it. It's absolutely insane the bullshit people will allow in their own family. I got custody of the kids in the divorce, and they are all now thriving without their father or his toxic behavior.

    • @Matthew-ls7rv
      @Matthew-ls7rv 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Cousin?

    • @Addibaddii
      @Addibaddii 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      FIRST COUSIN???
      IS THAT EVEN LEGAL HELLO?? 😭

    • @frogtank4407
      @frogtank4407 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      @@Addibaddii sweet home albama.

    • @garthvader9916
      @garthvader9916 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      In fairness, if it wasn't for the toxic behaviour, then they probably shouldn't have cut contact with him.

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      ​@Addibaddii You'd be shocked how many places that is legal, sadly.

  • @wynforthewin
    @wynforthewin 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

    The reason the "Tindr" spelling was so funny is because they forgot the e. The e. You know, like how "Grindr" doesn't have an e?

    • @jennatodd9396
      @jennatodd9396 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Why?

    • @wynforthewin
      @wynforthewin 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @jennatodd9396 I think people find it funny that he more likely than not is more familiar with Grindr, which is, ah, a gay male dating site. I think the mix up is cute and funny.

    • @Hyreia
      @Hyreia 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Oooh. I've never seen it spelledn Ironically I've seen Tumblr and Grindr spelled in social media so I just assumed!

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      my ass doing that shit because of our behated hellsite u.u

  • @TheAutisticrats
    @TheAutisticrats 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    I kiss my mailman's fingers gently when he delivers my mail, to thank him for his gifts.

    • @lordnecro420
      @lordnecro420 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      what

    • @majickman
      @majickman 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      The roughest part is waiting in the mailbox when he's late

    • @pomegfox
      @pomegfox 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      are you autisticrats like aristocrat or autistic rats

  • @grayqueen814
    @grayqueen814 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    9:56 I actually drank raw milk once. It actually tastes... like a cow? It's hard to explain. It was almost worth the three weeks in the hospital.

    • @infinixuty
      @infinixuty 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Three weeks‽‽ Damn

    • @grayqueen814
      @grayqueen814 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      @@infinixuty yup.
      Shattered both my shins. Who knew a cow could kick like that...

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Did the cow at least call you cute though?

    • @AndyTheBoiz
      @AndyTheBoiz 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@grayqueen814 bro did you drink it straight from the cow 💀

    • @welafobie
      @welafobie 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@infinixuty interrobang in the wild‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    8:22 Have you ever considered that Minnie wears heels because she just wants to? It's part of her style, and it makes her happy. And it's not like her heels make much difference since she and Mickey are the same height.

    • @tsume_akuma8321
      @tsume_akuma8321 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      heels are pretty uncomfy though. I sometimes wear them for fun, but are very much fashion shoes and not utilitarian or functionality first at all.

    • @ashleg8350
      @ashleg8350 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Actually, memory serves, Minerva "Minnie" Mouse is canonically *taller* than Mickey.

    • @Abze
      @Abze 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@tsume_akuma8321 as someone who likes walking and standing on their toes all the time, heels are most comfortable for me

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Sometimes it's not about other people. _Sometimes_ you just want to dress up and look nice for _yourself._
      Not everything is always about the men.

    • @tsume_akuma8321
      @tsume_akuma8321 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ No one said that...?

  • @tessiepinkman
    @tessiepinkman 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +207

    The "nobody who actually cooks wants to have another person in the kitchen"-thing spoke to my soul. There's nothing that makes me as stressed and FURIOUS as having someone all up in my business when I cook. I love to cook, it's MY TIME of the day. Nobody should encroach on MY TIME.

    • @Windmelodie
      @Windmelodie 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      And then there is me who loves having others around while I cook so they can do the annoying stuff that I hate doing (peeling potatos, chopping veggies, measuring ingredients like flour etc.)

    • @jamestripwell5965
      @jamestripwell5965 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      There's nothing that makes me more furious than cooking. Full stop. Why would anyone want to be involved in that?

    • @joepearhead6433
      @joepearhead6433 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jamestripwell5965I can tell you've never cooked anything a day in your life

    • @oliverkirkland9332
      @oliverkirkland9332 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Windmelodie Oh I love having others do the annoying stuff first, and _then_ leaving so we're not bumping butts as I do my part (aka the cooking)
      Best of both worlds -- getting help from the ones I love & being the only person in the kitchen

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This mf never played team sports

  • @dimakul2765
    @dimakul2765 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +236

    6:20 nice comment bait, but N in DNA does not stand for "and", it stands for "nucleic" -- "deoxyribonucleic acid"

    • @Tomehawk95
      @Tomehawk95 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Was coming down to type this comment and I see it. Thank you stranger

    • @FaeEn-By_Ace
      @FaeEn-By_Ace 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was going to write this but I couldn’t remember what it actually meabt

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This! Ty

    • @DadVR
      @DadVR 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was abt to comment this lol

    • @tsume_akuma8321
      @tsume_akuma8321 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      doing the science communicators work.
      o7

  • @iainwmacintosh
    @iainwmacintosh 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    11:17 - tbh, as far as I'm aware, the autopilot runs for most of the journey, the pilots are there for takeoff, landing and problem solving in case the autopilot can't solve the issue, so I wouldn't be surprised (also people get understandably concerned when hearing that, but tbf autopilot running for most of the flight probably stops some major issues with expecting a human to be actively controlling the plane for the entire journey)

    • @usbhub95
      @usbhub95 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yeah they can land themselves mostly too afaik but I’m pretty sure any pilot worth their salt would frown upon mucking around in the cockpit, and take their job seriously. It’s not like the automation systems can function in any weather and they can’t make macro decisions like whether to fly around a storm or divert to another airport afaik. The pilots still have significant roles to play

    • @cvviktor
      @cvviktor 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Takeoff is manual only. Landing can be done automatically but requires the airport to have instruments like an ILS array. Also auto landings aren’t the smoothest yet. What the autopilot cannot do is optimize the route for weather and troubleshoot. Also in really bad weather it will probably disconnect. Not to mention that if instruments fail autopilot is no longer an option.

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A large part of the job of the pilot is actually to _monitor the situation for problems_ and deal with unexpected conditions if they arise. And most pilots actually take that responsibility very seriously, which means they are always paying attention to what's going on, periodically double-checking things, etc. While it makes for a cute anecdote, I really doubt that most real pilots would actually want to distract themselves from that important task by playing video games, and possibly missing something important in the process.

    • @Charli_Champagne
      @Charli_Champagne วันที่ผ่านมา

      If they do use their phones for non work related things, it’s only at altitude. never on ascent, decent, or under 10,000ft

  • @DRourkey
    @DRourkey 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    I want my last words to be, "the real inheritance won't be revealed until only one of you is left living"
    And the real inheritance is beanie babies.
    They're coming back I swear

  • @violak5099
    @violak5099 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    03:23 i used to help out in a bakery when i was 15 or 16, it was awesome. I was asked to try to save some sweets, made of sugar, nuts, caramel, etc. The "dough" had been poored out on a huge pan while hot, allowed to cool a little, cut, cooled some more and then stacked. They did not wait long enough with the stacking, so the layers partially fused. It was glorious, i could save some produce, and what was left i could take home. That day, that was my payment and i was 100% on board with it.
    Worked in a cafe for a few years a few years later, there i was paid in cake (payment was below minimum wage because "charity", plus i was traveling for 2 hours minimum to get there, but i loved it). I still yearn for chocolate glitter cake. Or cheesecake with clementines. Or poppy seed cake. I miss those cakes. Now i am hungry.
    Now that i think about it, at work we are trading food for help with projects... i guess i am just food motivated.

  • @Aderon
    @Aderon 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    My favorite local pizza shop has one of those split staircases into the upper seating area. In the gap? Giant bronze cowboy-on-a-horse statue.

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +133

    wait till they find out about 100,000,001

    • @justanormalperson7260
      @justanormalperson7260 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      100,000,001/17 truly shattered my soul when I found out

    • @frp3337
      @frp3337 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      My mead hurts

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@frp3337 maybe it expired?

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@frp3337your poor mead 😔

    • @ky_guy
      @ky_guy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@frp3337I really hope you meant head and not meat 😭

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    7:34: My great grandmother was born in 1899. We lost her on Christmas night in 1999. She was this close to having lived in the 1800s, 1900s, and 2000s.

  • @swykitsune6836
    @swykitsune6836 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +325

    dead naming is never ok... unless its twitter or the gulf of mexico

    • @errantwinds-up8uu
      @errantwinds-up8uu 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      I love this comment

    • @z-v-x8324
      @z-v-x8324 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i will never stop dead naming twitter

    • @itsOasus
      @itsOasus 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      GOAT comment

    • @RainbyFIN
      @RainbyFIN 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      Twitter didn't rename itself, Elon did. I am not deadnaming Twitter, I'm refusing to use the dumb nothing-name given to a poor child by the evil billionaire it was handed over to

    • @itsOasus
      @itsOasus 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @RainbyFIN you know what that's a good way is thinking about it.

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    The N is nucleic. please and thank you.

    • @spectrespooks
      @spectrespooks 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah but I don't think any of those people could pronounce let alone spell dioxyrhibo neucleic acid

    • @Not_AvailableLol
      @Not_AvailableLol 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ⁠@@spectrespooksI know this is probably a joke but deoxyribonucleic 🤓

    • @spectrespooks
      @spectrespooks 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Not_AvailableLol you aren't going to believe me but that's a genuine misspelling. I thought it was "di" like "dihydrogen monoxide"

    • @cardnal44
      @cardnal44 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@spectrespooks think deoxys like from pokemon, that helps me

    • @vidhanbhardwaj5863
      @vidhanbhardwaj5863 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​Its not dioxy because ribose is not oxidised rather oxygen deficient ribose is in DNA meaning deoxy​@@spectrespooks

  • @alecrisser12
    @alecrisser12 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    12:13 Oh please, yes do that!!! I write jokes and some of them are quite dark or offensive. Nobody who's been offended by my jokes has asked me to explain them. I would be happy to explain. My jokes are meant to make people laugh and help people cope with the world we live in, not to make people upset. If you've read this much then you deserve one of my jokes, and this one is perfect for explaining. Someone said that they're afraid of women. I responded "I'm afraid of elevators but I'll still go inside of one.". Explanation: This is a crass joke that objectifies women to make a point about objectifying women. The point of the joke was to make the person who was generalizing women realize how they're viewing them with an absurd hypothetical. It's a jovial coping mechanism to not knowing how to respond to someone saying they're afraid of half of their species population because of their gonads.

  • @transmascdruid77
    @transmascdruid77 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    I'm so happy that this subreddit has expanded to include BlueSky.

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    1:08 YES *slams table* *1-second awkward pause* YES! That's exactly it!

  • @smileyj6825
    @smileyj6825 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    The only type of twitter worth half a shit, fr fr.

  • @Angelicguardion
    @Angelicguardion 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    7:41 same thing happened to my great grandad. My mom made him chicken and dumplings, last meal he had, and he died in the middle of the night. Still tease her about it to this day, and this happened about 20 years ago

  • @Milo-pi7jc
    @Milo-pi7jc 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    4:53 well here we call the piece "Paard", which is Dutch for horse. I've never seen any angry chess guys here

    • @ultralowspekken
      @ultralowspekken 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      We also call it horse in my country lol

    • @liljatupsu
      @liljatupsu 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      In Finnish it's "ratsu" which means steed

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    6:18 ooh ooh! I know this one! Deoxyrybo-Nuclaeic Acid is what DNA stands for, so substituting N for & is incorrect.
    The Deoxyrybo is also probably what the Pokemon Deoxys was named after.

    • @Hirobrinee
      @Hirobrinee 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      did they sort of do the same thing for zygarde? like is it also named after something scientific or something 😭

    • @BaranCemCesme
      @BaranCemCesme 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I was on my way to comment this

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Hirobrinee zygote, I believe

    • @Hirobrinee
      @Hirobrinee 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@gummyneighborino7217 yeah i think that’s what it was😁

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Hirobrinee had to reply, pokemons been mh thing since i was 6 lol

  • @_dr.mayhem
    @_dr.mayhem 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    04:09 so no one cares how buying 99 batteries individually would save you $1220....?

    • @dudical111
      @dudical111 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah I was thinking "wait what"

  • @taraj3884
    @taraj3884 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    13:58 tfym tear it out that is the coolest set of stairs ive ever seen

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    6:50
    "You have kids, how the frog do you not know?"

  • @ashleg8350
    @ashleg8350 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    8:40 They afforded the house. They *CAN'T* afford to decorate it.

    • @donovanmarks1865
      @donovanmarks1865 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They can't afford the house. They don't live in the house. it's a model house/ show house. That's why it's undecorated.

  • @bridgetbenson6291
    @bridgetbenson6291 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    11:34 I did that when my therapist said "great question". And now i have no idea what a resolution of PTSD looks like. Lol

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    5:17 that’s because gen X was taught if you aren’t 10-15 min early, you’re late.

    • @dudical111
      @dudical111 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      HELP I'M BORDERLINE GEN ALPHA AND WHAT TIME IS ON TIME
      ARRIVING EARLY IS RUDE
      BUT ALSO POLITE
      AND ARRIVING LATE IS IRRESPONSIBLE
      BUT ALSO GIVES THE OTHER PEOPLE TIME TO PREPARE
      WHAT DO I DO

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @ early, within five minutes is the appropriate time. So five to three minutes early. Early enough to get ready and be at your work station ready for work on time.

    • @dudical111
      @dudical111 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@erikarussell1142 Wow, you acvtually responded! Thanks!

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ of course!! Lol

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@dudical111 show up early to scheduled work/professional events, show up late to large personal gatherings like parties, and a little on the early side for interpersonal meetings like dates and such

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    13:37 Visual storytelling at its finest.

    • @connolec
      @connolec วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's familiar with the grind..r 🤣

  • @mojiberus
    @mojiberus 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    4:02 Some Sonic games kinda do that. Second player can pick Tails and help you by flying

    • @justuspariah
      @justuspariah 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The post in the video is why Tails was created. A second playable character for those too young to really play the game.

  • @warmstrong5612
    @warmstrong5612 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Social media closing @6pm would drastically reduce the amount of late night doom scrolling and possibly help improve society's overall mental health.

  • @SaHaRaSquad
    @SaHaRaSquad 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    15:20 This is why I love FromSoftware's level design. It looks confusing and complicated at first, but in the end there's often just one correct path with a bunch of short extra rooms on the side, or a shortcut to a previous area.

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And two hour walk backs

  • @foogod4237
    @foogod4237 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    11:44 no, no, no. You gotta say it _right:_ "I want. a. girl. with. a. short. skirt. and loooooooong COVID!" (a la CAKE: "Short Skirt/Long Jacket")

  • @DuelingDexperts
    @DuelingDexperts 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My wife when we were in college was in a developmental psychology class in which, in a room full of adults working on science based degrees, not ONE SINGLE PERSON knew what DNA stood for. NOT EVEN THE PROFESSOR WHO HAD A PHD. She had to tell them, they all looked at her weird for knowing, and to this day when we see him around professionally we refer to him as "Dr. DNA" 😅

  • @narendratripathi1684
    @narendratripathi1684 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    8:50 This was me in june while interning for John Deere after having a conversation with the Managing Director of John Deere India asking him what his name was and what was his designation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewelliott7294
    @matthewelliott7294 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Over 1,000 views in 10 minutes, Emkay stayed on

  • @abbzehx
    @abbzehx 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    'invigilator' is pronounced like 'in-vij-ilator'. they watch over exams in uk schools/sixth forms (and possibly unis? it's been a bit since i had a uni exam) and stare at you and eat biscuits loudly, despite the fact that if you dare cough too loudly suddenly you're the one disrupting the exam. they're the worst.

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What invigilators have you had that ate biscuits in the exam room??! Never happened to me once!

    • @abbzehx
      @abbzehx 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Redrally happened in my gcse english lit exam. i remember it specifically because i had a raging ear infection and they wouldn't shut up with their little hissy whispers at the back of the hall and their biscuit crunching. three parts pain and five parts wanting to throw myself out the fire escape doors. fourteen years and i'm still annoyed.

  • @Limit19970
    @Limit19970 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9:46 that bathroom looks disgusting and depressing AF. What the fuck.

  • @squidy.tea-png8343
    @squidy.tea-png8343 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    3:50 As a kid, me and my siblings played a game on our xbox 360 called child of light. it was an rpg and on two player mode you got to play as the lil firefly character named Igniculus. you could heal, slow down enemies, and collect exp, and that was perfect for us! there wasn't a competitive element to playing as igniculus, it made the game easier for my older sister, and it actually let us work together in a healthy way! No bossing each other around or blaming the other one for losing, it was perfect! I still remember every time we beat a boss for the first time, especially Crepusculum, Nox, and Umbra, those fight kicked our asses for so long. Child of light is a really good, I gotta replay it tbh

  • @ursadabear2810
    @ursadabear2810 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I cannot express how deeply I relate to “No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen”

  • @xLeLeExHaielOEx
    @xLeLeExHaielOEx 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    8:35 It's all spent on cosplays. They aRE EXPENSIVE

  • @NerdFromColorado
    @NerdFromColorado 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Damn they read the comment section of the last r/facepalm and they complied. I agree with the politics of EmKay, but it’s still miserable to constantly see it everywhere. Thank you guys🎉

  • @FEELZ_SHARD
    @FEELZ_SHARD 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    3:50 that’s just Sonic 2 and Sonic 3(& Knuckles)

    • @spugnoxngubcux9801
      @spugnoxngubcux9801 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Fr it’s literally the whole idea for why they created Tails

  • @KyzenEX
    @KyzenEX 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:13 Same. The kitchen is a hole, private space when someone's cooking there.

  • @TheAnon03
    @TheAnon03 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    8:55 To be fair I've been working where I am now for nearly a year and I couldn't point out the most senior boss there, just heard his name occasionally, apparently he's left now. I still don't know who he was or who replaced him.

  • @emily_furlife
    @emily_furlife 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    8:17 MAYBE BECAUSE HEELS ARE FUCKING AWESOME?! I specially love long boots with heels, make me feel so great, they are so comfy and the sound heels do makes me feel like the center of attention, like "Look over here everyone, momma is in the house!". (Tho I may be a bit biased in the comfy part cuz it's naturally easy for me to walk in them, even running in grass, so, yeah, I still love'em!!!)

  • @anoobnoduhgaming9416
    @anoobnoduhgaming9416 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This might be a little off but I think DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    5:00
    Trivia: A lot of comment sections on German websites are closed/locked overnight, since by German law the company hosting it would be responsible for what's posted there. So they lock it when the last marketing-employee leaves for the day.

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Interesting, but also pretty damn ridiculous.

  • @taylorcollins7002
    @taylorcollins7002 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    3:59 Sonic 2 the second player could control Tails on screen, who was basically immortal as his death never caused the main player to lose lives.

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    15:25 then as soon as I find his help order I teleport back to wherever I just was so that I can take the other path and get whatever item is over there.

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    13:05
    Dude put RENTAL CAR TIRES on. Probably hit 500 curbs and twice as many potholes last week alone.

  • @crwlrr5975
    @crwlrr5975 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    6:20 not seeing a lot of "and" in "deoxyribonucleic acid"

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    5:21 Gen Z's bosses think paying their employees minimum wage is as good as paying them a living wage soooooo...

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If you’re trying to live if the minimum possible pay you’re doing something wrong

  • @CatMeow24-qr7uo
    @CatMeow24-qr7uo 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    9:34 HOW CAN I HIRE THIS BUILDER!!!
    I require this man’s expertise!

  • @furo2001
    @furo2001 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    non political twitter is not possible because twitter users thrive off ragebait, the side doesnt even matter

  • @projectarduino2295
    @projectarduino2295 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The “I guess we do’n circles now” meme embodies almost all manufacturing jobs in the americas.
    I feel it in my blood.

  • @leeshajoi
    @leeshajoi 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh hey, Emkay has discovered the "I guess we doin circles now" meme like two months after it was relevant.

  • @jonathanconsumerofcement
    @jonathanconsumerofcement 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:49 depending on whether or not you can talk to snakes even the chamber of secrets doesn’t really have that much of a protection

  • @Kattlarv
    @Kattlarv 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There's a fifth movie rating: "... What did I just watch?"

  • @HarryLarsson-b2n
    @HarryLarsson-b2n 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    6:18 me when i intentionally spread misinformation online (deoxyribonucleic acid)

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    >Social media closes at 6 pm
    >>>How tf am I gonna use locations for my friend or when I'm in danger?

  • @WeepingWillowx
    @WeepingWillowx 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:00 “Oh god I gotta hurry before instagram closes!”

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'm adding politics into this no politics zone. Red Queen for President of Earth.

  • @MiaAngridere
    @MiaAngridere 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The last time I took an Uber, I was so upset over David Lynch's death that my driver gave me a hug when I got out of the car.

  • @macdaddymario
    @macdaddymario วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:23 "Early is on time, on time is late." Wise words to help the younger generation. In all aspects of life. Work, parties, family gatherings... whatever.

  • @mindofbeasts
    @mindofbeasts 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    About that being 10min late thing. Its not that youre wasting 10min of your work time, its more that for example if youre late to a meeting with 5 other people, youve wasted a whole 60mins of work bcs youre late... BE ON TIME PEOPLE

  • @SyedOsmanQuadri
    @SyedOsmanQuadri 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why do i love your censor sound effect, it sounds so funny lol

  • @WantedPencil
    @WantedPencil 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    6:13 idk how ppl think N could stand for and when it begins with an A but i can say it stands for "nucleotide".
    But yeah the spelling is wrong

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Technically, it stands for "Nucleic," as DNA is an abbreviation of "Deoxyribonucleic Acid."

    • @OpposingFork
      @OpposingFork 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      dna basically means ribosome without oxygen

  • @bradencosier80
    @bradencosier80 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9:18 Crazy how if you simply change the ages group from 7 to your early 20s, it changes from a bullying response to an almost certain in. Hell yeah dude, I love bob l'eponge!

  • @charliebrown4799
    @charliebrown4799 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @7:28 reading this makes me realize just how easy it is to die compared to actually living

  • @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942
    @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “A real idiot doesn’t know they’re and idiot.”
    -Some guy I forgot the name of

  • @primal1573
    @primal1573 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    ah yes, safe twitter

  • @GregJumpscare
    @GregJumpscare 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    14:19 this just reminded me of that time I went to see "Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament" in Toronto, Ontario back in 2022 and afterwards my family took an uber back to our hotel and the driver just sat there and drove. I might've enjoyed it more if we talked about the event but I don't know where I would've started.

  • @EAZZEE
    @EAZZEE 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    fun fact about the TY gingerbread man post:
    that post made a bunch of people (including myself) buy that plushie, to the point that they sold out MULTIPLE times!! :)

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Grandpa makes a balls joke and laughing uproariously on deathbed?
    All things considered, not a bad way to go.

  • @SteelCityCreative
    @SteelCityCreative 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    6:18 DNA is shorthand for deoxyribonucleic acid lol

  • @That1Queer
    @That1Queer วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:16 I never expected Okinawa to be mentioned in the first 20 seconds!! Real small world, huh

  • @ElementalofAir
    @ElementalofAir 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    2:58 - I'm the circle

    • @superik408
      @superik408 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i eated the circle

    • @SoapySoappp
      @SoapySoappp วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i eated the circle

  • @Lavenderflowergacha
    @Lavenderflowergacha 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:58 the one who somehow makes a triangular prism and gets fired. 2:58

  • @DarukaEon
    @DarukaEon 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wait... the tire thing... is it really cheaper? Asking for a friend. 😂

  • @subgeta07
    @subgeta07 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Here's a game series that gets absolutely SLEPT on that's honestly great for kids, fun for adults who have way too much going on, new game+ mode, collectibles, and has this afoementioned "little buddy" mode: It's called Knack and Knack 2 for the PS4. Super underrated game that my son and I loved playing together when he was younger.

  • @kolpik3708
    @kolpik3708 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My grandma (we're all pretty sure she was bipolar or something like that) baked a ham, put it on the floor for the dog, and then passed away peacefully on the couch with a Quincy marathon playing on the TV and the volume turned up to max.

  • @FallenOne669
    @FallenOne669 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That last one is the main reason I deleted Black Myth: Wukong. So much of the game is missable that I stressed over whether or not I was going in the wrong direction to find everything or that I did something out of order.

  • @ArcIsConfused
    @ArcIsConfused 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid, there is not AND there ffs

  • @angelcaru
    @angelcaru 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "AND" DOESN'T EVEN START WITH AN N😭😭😭😭

  • @ReynaDraws
    @ReynaDraws 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How dare TH-cam hide this from me for. 2. *_DAYS_*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    2:08 Does your kid also like eating coffee beans with a spoon?

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      What does this mean?

    • @Kompressor808
      @Kompressor808 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@idontknow2469shadow the hedgehog

    • @thegoldenguy9777
      @thegoldenguy9777 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      damnit, why did i get this?

    • @thegoldenguy9777
      @thegoldenguy9777 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@idontknow2469 It is a reference to shadow the hedgehog, as there is a meme about him liking latinas, and he eats coffee beans with a spoon.

    • @SolarisTheDis4
      @SolarisTheDis4 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@thegoldenguy9777 and the bean-eating is canon, and the latinas thing MIGHT be canon too, from SxSG's Takeover.

  • @Karl-p3t
    @Karl-p3t 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:50 I feel bad for your poor mother who has apparently never been frogged

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Okay the four movie ratings work so well for me

  • @Tsunamicat108
    @Tsunamicat108 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    14:04 nah bro place a save point there
    perfect spot for some determination

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh man, in my area we still get phone books dropped off yearly. I think they're just getting thinner.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      By the time they stopped delivering them to us (about ten years ago) they were just down to the yellow pages.

  • @nijapyrosphere4145
    @nijapyrosphere4145 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That hot guy spelling Tinder...
    using the same word structure as Grindr
    Coincidence...?
    I THINK NOT!

  • @kidvette2004
    @kidvette2004 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Am I the only one relieved that this video isn’t one of the hour long format?

  • @Looking-for-More
    @Looking-for-More 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a chess guy, I feel like most real chess people actually do call it a horse occasionally. For example Hikaru hasnt said the word "knight" in years

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:08 For the Cruise phase entirely possible. Especially on long haul flights. The Internet connection is the most questionable part.
    There is really nothing to do outside liftoff, landing, emergencies and the occasional radio handovers.
    12:25 You can set it up to only react to your voice.
    In fact you probably have to, if you want it to work while locked.

  • @thinkericegaming218
    @thinkericegaming218 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    GUYS I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE I JUST HAD TO DIVIDE 51 BY 17 IN A COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING AND NOW I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION WITH THE SAME THING OMGGGG