A year of bad drinks | How to Drink
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00:00 - Montage of yuck
00:29 - Carbonated Milk - • What happens when you ...
01:58 - Carbonated Dirty Martini
04:38 - Carbonated Old Fashioned
07:07 - Golden Shower - • Ruin a drink with one ...
10:19 - Whiskey Salty
12:40 - Mold Fashioned - • Ruin MORE drinks with ...
16:03 - Misunderstood Oat Nog - • I can’t believe they s...
17:30 - Crown Royal's Salted Caramel
18:37 - Red Espresso Martini - • 5 more times the custo...
21:19 - Fireball Bloody Mary
25:57 - Red Bull Negroni
31:43 - French 75 sub Miller High Life - • Why would actual human...
34:13 - Negroni add Bailey's
36:56 - Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream Zero Sugar - • I drank 60's style Hot...
39:20 - Beet Juice Mimosa - • 5 drinks ordered by th...
40:47 - Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix - • Which Mixer is the Bes...
42:18 - Mr & Mrs T Margarita Mix
43:40 - Barsmith Margarita Mix
45:18 - Dark and Wormy
46:33 - Elvis-tini - • The weirdest thing I’v...
48:57 - People are lying on the internet
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Please do the drinks from the Monster Prom franchise
Love a dirty martini or a white russian. Ive noticed youtubers arn't fond of them. FYI I do carbonate my martini.
Well, my friends and I had this one drink we called Rapidash Piss. Basically, put some foul and spicy stuff and put it out in the Texas heat. I’m sure you can figure out how it got that name with that.
You've mentioned on the previous episode or two that you are of Jewish descent. While this would certainly Target a very small cross-section of your viewership, how about an episode on drinks inspired by Jewish holidays
I posted This In a Previous Video But: The Frosty Mary: A Blue Bloody Mary But Instead of Hot Sauce It Should Incorporate Menthol or Something Minty Somehow For Cooling. Blue Curacao For The Blue Obviously
"my milk is loud, and it demands to know why i would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly"
Instant spoiled milk
"I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist alive.
BACON
These are really funny but honestly, I love the ones where he creates unexpectedly good drinks a thousand times more. The pleasant surprises just make me wanna try to get into mixology.
I agree, but unfortunately the metrics are showing Greg that the videos where he suffers get more views. I really feel for the dude.
@@AmethystEnd right? like, thats starting to be all he makes now. i honestly miss the proper mixology stuff. i mainly just go back and watch old videos from when that was the whole deal of the channel now.
“My drink just threw up in my mouth” is something I never want to experience.
What a great way to start my final week at a bad job! Greg torturing himself and Meredith is back on the show!
I forgot just how much I missed Meredith's contributions until they were back in.
@@scaper8where has she been??
@@jerrykurinsky3891 If I remember correctly, both she and Greg moved at roughly the same times and it wasn't easy even to do remote. Hopefully they can bring her back regularly.
she not back. these are from last year, a montage. Shes off because she had a kid
Congratulations! I left my bad job a few months ago so I feel your joy. May your next job be amazing!
The fact that Greg called Crown Royal bags "dice bags" too makes me feel right at home
You youngsters! Everyone knows Crown Royal bags are "marble bags"!
My grandmother and aunts used them for scrabble letter bags
@gdp3rd why you say that like dice havent been around just as long if not longer than marbles , not to mention dice have been played with game wise far longer than marbles
@@hoopla5502, prior to table-top gaming like D&D most people only needed 2 dice for the games they played - no need for a “dice bag.”
@@gdp3rd dice are ancient, meanwhile marbles are old. You are possibly the later maybe the former.
Me: I've seen all of these (most of them?)
Also me: I'm going to watch Greg suffer again because I can.
Puke-A-Cola’s: changing one ingredient in the original 4 perk a cola recipes to something “worse” or just different in general
Or making the perk-a-colas based on the cursed flavor dialogue from drinking them in game.
PLEASE stop hurting my close personal friend that I've never actually met Greg Howtodrink.
Nearly an hour of Greg turning into Mr. Hyde as depicted by Loony Tunes.
That might be a new and interesting video, "Dr. Jekyll's Formula."
Watching this made me realize that we a super cut of Greg describing wild drinks but completely out of context.
Just a hard cut to “Could you imagine taking an entire spruce: trunk, roots, stem, bristles, pinecones… putting that in your mouth, and then exploding it with a bomb.” And then hard cut to the next one.
This makes me realize how much I have missed Meredith!
it might be interesting to see a bunch of drinks he thought would be awful but turned out good.
I kinda miss the back and forth with Meridith
Did she leave the show?
@@BloodMoonGo She had a baby iirc and took some time off. Dunno if it was permanent.
I Hope she comes back, I enjoy the back and forth banter!
Me too, I hope she comes back.
Shes in this episode guys lol
Kinmen Island Ice Tea: Substitute Kaoliang for the vodka. Substitute a dash of soy sauce for the Coca Cola.
The Ellis Island Iced Tea, a majority of the immigrants who passed through Ellis Island were Irish, Italian, Jewish, Polish, or German. So, Whiskey, Grapa, Arak, Vodka, and Jaeger.
That’s amazingly bad, but also Greg please do this!!!! Also the Ellis Island suggestion from @Senthiuz. You could even do a [blank] Island Iced Tea episode to bring the spittoon back out :P
The Apperation, an Aviation but sub gin for Aperol
made one of these on accident once, was pretty good
Aperration, just a letter off from aberration.
As one of the mold fashion commenters, that’s a lovely color there 😂 glad the taste lived up to it
That "Come all ye faithful" joke has to be one of my fave Greg jokes from last year. 😂 I'm easily amused
Golden shower with a piece of asparagus would make that extremely funny.
I like this sort of callback supercut! Good content, especially when filming and editing new stuff.
I’ve already watched all of these episodes and yet I’m 100% here for this clips show!
I love an hour long recap of me making good decisions, as I don't do any of this. Thanks for the life affirmations!
I’m only halfway through the episode and I have to thank you for risking your soul for our enjoyment. XD
Greg have and always will love your videos, thanks for thr great work!
For what it’s worth, carbonated milk goes extremely well with certain mixes. I personally LOVE carbonated milk with Melon or Peach flavors. It’s INCREDIBLY smooth 💪
I want 3 Bloody Marys and ahhh...a what? So, a "Step-dad Christmas?" And 3 bloody Marys.
So Clamato juice
I'm always fascinated too though by the times you make a horrible drink that turns out to actually be good. I'd love to see a compilation of those
HTD Clip Shows gotta be some of my favorite episodes and I really think it plays to the strengths of the show's deep catalogue!
Do I only say that because of the Simpsons? Probably! Does that make it wrong? I don't think so lol
I had to stop drinking because apparently my GI tract is full of ulcers, and it's videos like this that help make it easier. I'm vicariously making bad decisions through you, Greg. You may be saving lives out here, using nothing but ethanol, a camera, and a DrinkMate.
Love the channel, love the contet 💜 I would really enjoy your thoughts on best rye whiskeys between $25-$50ish, primarily for spirit-forward mixing (ex, old fashioned, boulevardier).
Almost an hour of content?! YES PLEASE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Old content 😢
Hey I have a question, I’ve watched a lot of your videos and am now able to actually start making some drinks! I was looking at your simple syrup/grenadine recipes and saw they used “Parts” instead of another measurement. Is “Parts” by weight or volume or cups or what is parts? I love your content, I look forward to making health potions first!
Parts isn't really a measurement but more of a ratio so it can be any measurement for example let's say a recipe is 1 part sugar to 1 part water it just means equal amounts so it could be 1 cup to 1 cup or like 1 quart to 1 quart. Parts is generally used for recipes where you may want to make very large batches or just a small batch so instead of having to multiply or divide you just fill in one and go from there
This was a fine way to spend my coffee making and breakfast time this morning.
Welcome back Meredith!
I laughed so hard during that milk episode and laughed just as hard here
Greg dear thanks for going through this for us 😊
i love it when greg uses locations to describe taste is the funniest shit to me
Please do the drinks from the Monster Prom franchise
This please
What's Monster Prom?
@@howtodrinkits a dating sim
@@howtodrinkit’s a dating sim franchise
The next "The Customer Is Always Wrong" episode should feature a guest bartender so them and Greg can make their individual interpretations of the various orders and compare them to each other. I'd suggest someone, but I don't lurk enough to know anybody.
I remember most of these. But just had a much more pleasant idea of exchanging the mold fashioned with a mulled fashioned.
This made my day after finishing a 4-hour long physics final
the fact that the Elvistini turned Greg into WWE Hall of Fame manager Paul Bearer makes me wanna try it out of morbid curiosity.
New idea... heating up cocktails that you wouldn't normally serve hot.
A "WOAHHH" of worcestershire sauce is so real man
The champagne of wiskey lol im crying
it's not that i want you to suffer, but bad drinks always make you spew the most poetic of descriptions. a true painter with words.
I'm in tears at Greg's reactions. just what the dr. ordered today!
YAY! Welcome back Meredith’s Voice!!
A few weeks ago, I had a cocktail at a nice lil jazz lounge that used bourbon infused with earl grey tea. The drink was so good, I bought tea bags and a bottle to make it myself.
The infused liquor was great, but my version of the cocktail wasn’t nearly as satisfying. What would you do with Earl Grey-infused bourbon to make a summer drink that still highlights the flavor?
Wow, I really wanna try that now!
@@ImmortalNinja33 You really should! And it’s got me thinking about what other teas I’d infuse with what other liquors, gin seems like a promising candidate for this type of experiment
The spontaneously populating battery acid bottles are inexplicably funny to me
The noise Greg makes at the carbonated Martini makes it seem like a bong-rip so earthly its scraping bedrock.
Thank you for this
I swear I can taste the whisky salty through my screen
Happy to see you back Meredith. Greg needed someone to share his pain.
She’s nto back. Best of clip.
I really do like the year in review style content especially when it's all about comparison. Everyone loves to see your work especially when trying to make conscious decisions about 'what to drink'.
Love your shows, Greg! I still miss Meredith, you guys have great banter, I hope she can come back soon! ^^
I see greg has also mastered the recipe Instant Spoiled Milk
Before you whipped out the Goldschlager I was screaming "Mellow Corn" at my computer screen.
At least the Golden Shower actually tasted like piss.
Cinnamon piss, but still piss.
You need to make rum ham from It's Always Sunny
I’d love to see an episode where the descriptions of past drinks are given and Greg needs to figure out what it is
Nearly an hour of comedy gold!
Heya Greg, I was just thinking about how I haven't been able to sit down and watch any of your stuff recently because of work, and was curious if you were interested in doing a block of "listenable" videos, maybe about the cultural/historical origins of liquors.
Like whatever the background of Jamaican rum is, or mead, or that Native American fermented agave drink I know basically nothing about?
I’ve JUST been thinking about this
@@howtodrink Hype!
Maybe ping Max Miller and see if he wants involved?
Unless you just meant the listenable part 😆
Man i want a full episode about making Jeppson's Malört into good cocktails, including the easy way out if it exists which i presume to be masking it with something else somehow
Also maybe soy sauce
Would you ever do more "How to drink: History" type videos? youtube just recommended me the RDR2 videos on like western myths and weird drinking facts in red dead and I found it interesting. Id be so down to watch more drinking history since you tend to drop small bits of fun facts hidden in episodes lol
around 41:00 what if you made a cocktail with gatoraid/poweraid? would that help lessen your hangover? ya know electrolytes and all XD
A Whiskey Power: Replace the Simple Syrup with Powerade.
"It's not for me, but I won't kink shame."
Was the peak tasting note
Some drink from joy, some from sadness, and some from the morning.
Gregg's reactions to diet and zero sugar sodas vindicates me to no end.
Also I miss Meredith.
I liked the video at the intro already
It's never a dull moment when we get to see you create some combination of spirits that probably need an exorcism to be dealt with.
Just watching it now. Carla's Open Grave from the first season of Cheers, please.
Today in How To Drink, "The How Not To Drink Special"
For the whiskey salty, maybe salmon caviar blended instead of saline solution.
I love that most of these are just horrible ideas with weird subs and then there's just an off the shelf diet soda
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should
I’d appreciate drink recipes I’d actually use at some point I still make that ecto cooler but haven’t seen a casual nice drink in a while.
is there a n2o cocktail vid too?
Gregs descriptions are esoteric... But I can always get it.
Ohh dear... that carbonated milk's going right through Greg... xD
mold fashioned might work if you used a clairin and olive bitters and kinda leaned into this briney dirty old fashioned type beat
At 51:19 :That sounded like Paul Bearer starting a promo for the Undertaker. Which is probably appropriate. I think Percy Pringle (Paul Bearer) was from Georgia too so the peanut butter works for that too.
you should make a recipe book of terrible cocktails, and one of good cocktails. lol
Hey Greg, any Crowns that you like?
"Hi. I'm Ginger..." Made me laugh again.
You should work on a drink, called the Han Solo and then carbonated
I don’t know where else to put this, but there’s an anime called Bartender: Glass of God. Episode 8 features a cocktail competition and I was hoping you’d make some of the drinks and review them
As someone with IBS and lactose intolerance with a strong hatred for milk…. That was a triple kill of a drink for me with that first one.
"So this is a clip show? What are we now, the Golden Girls?"
Check out Bartender Glass of God anime. Figured you might enjoy it or do some drinks from the show.
1:17 - So you created something with the consistency of a Death Note Shinigami apple!
you know a drink is bad, when even drunk you refuses to enjoy it lmfao
My first thought when I heard “whiskey salty” was a salty dog but sub whiskey for the vodka. I can’t decide which version would be worse, but there’s no way I’m going to taste test either of them.
I'm almost tempted to try the Red Bull Negroni. To gauge the level of awfulness first hand.
Whoever came up with that fireball Bloody Mary is a danger to society. I despise Bloody Marys as it is. And then you're gonna put cinnamon in it? Fawk that
I don't know if whether or not you have watched the Anime Series called "Bartender: the Glass of God".
If not, check it out. There could be some drink/cocktails that you may or may not have heard of, or
maybe want to try because its either been awhile or never tried at all. Its actually pretty good and clean.
Otherwise, love your reaction when it comes to cursed drinks.
Enjoy!!
I was a cleaning lady at a resort for several years and sometimes guests would take a last minute pee before leaving and forget to flush, and sometimes we would wait to clean the cabin and the urine would mold. That is exactly what the mold fashioned looks like😂. Moldy urine in a resort toilet
I imagine that after these videos, they just pour all the leftover cocktails into one jug and mix up everything to drink. Lmao
Ages ago I heard someone order Whiskey and mint syrup. I don’t drink so I have no clue how it would taste, but the barman didn’t look particularly pleased or impressed 😆😆😆😆