Funny dialogue between Loghain and Zevran.

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  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain."
    *Warden smiles and waves*
    "....You don't say..."
    Fucking love Zev

    • @ammash3000
      @ammash3000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Loghain’s response is what kills me 😂

  • @theonyxdragon
    @theonyxdragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    If you choose Zevran as your champion to duel Loghain at the landsmeet, he wittily comments on the irony of the situation he's been put in.

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lol poor Zevran ever since he joins the Wardens party, the longer he's there, the ironic the situation gets

    • @cameronzalor4997
      @cameronzalor4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@notahamster333 ya forgot a word.

  • @Zezlemetkun
    @Zezlemetkun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    "also were dating now"

    • @Arylwren1
      @Arylwren1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      more like screwing maddly every chance we get.

    • @galsameloof5590
      @galsameloof5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Loghain:”Yes I know this too...Which reminds me, keep it down at night! Some of us are trying to sleep.”

  • @007RAJKOify
    @007RAJKOify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    If you spared Loghain just for this.then its worth it

    • @ViperPilotSleepy
      @ViperPilotSleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @MusicisLife8393 lol no. I spent the whole game calling him stupid to his face.

    • @SeventhheavenDK
      @SeventhheavenDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can just watch it here on TH-cam while sending him to the Maker in my game.

    • @spalenzagabriel
      @spalenzagabriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And to see him being forced to move to Orlais

    • @jamesandthemgiantcheeks2798
      @jamesandthemgiantcheeks2798 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spalenzagabriel far worse than death

  • @briangronberg6507
    @briangronberg6507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Loghain has some great banter with Dog. He's probably the only party member who likes him (Loghain does feed him scraps), and their banter reveals something of Loghain as a child--before he met Maric.
    One of Loghain's moments with Morrigan is almost as great (paraphrased):
    "Great generals are supposed to be old men who sit well behind the front lines."
    "Then I have never been or aspired to be a great general."
    "Ahh. So that explains your loss at Ostagar."

    • @thatoneguynextdoor8794
      @thatoneguynextdoor8794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brian Gronberg Sten likes the marbari too

    • @briangronberg6507
      @briangronberg6507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He does! If the PC dies after killing the archdemon, if one's reputation with Sten is high enough, the epilogue mentions that when asked whether during his travels he met anyone honorable, his reply is that he met only one. Part of me still wonders whether he was referring to Dog rather than the PC.
      If memory serves, I think Shale develops something of a crush on Sten.

    • @ma1ist
      @ma1ist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In one of the codex it mentions that Loghain is a farmers son who tended to the barns or something like that.

    • @pluckybellhop66
      @pluckybellhop66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao Morrigan was so savage sometimes

    • @NamelessPaladin
      @NamelessPaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Morrigan absolutely adores the Dog, and the Dog adores her in return. She gives him treats all the time lol, even though she usually acts all disgusted towards the dog, she has a real soft spot for him.

  • @Freelancer591
    @Freelancer591 14 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "You don't say?"
    I must say this is the one time i found Loghain funny.

  • @charlesw5919
    @charlesw5919 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    definitely a "... no shit" moment.

  • @MiosPanties
    @MiosPanties 12 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Thank you kindly for informing me...... By the way, I want my money back."

  • @CKrudzish
    @CKrudzish 10 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    - I can t believe it... after 100 times play, DA still have something what killed me...
    - Don t say... It s like a birthday cake

  • @rurdywyne
    @rurdywyne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Loghain is a truly amazing party member. I just wish you didn't have to betray Allistair to get him.

    • @noxluxe8674
      @noxluxe8674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Betray? Don't be silly. Alistair is the one who deserts over a grudge, you do nothing wrong whatsoever. It's his own fault for being a whiny little pissant who needs a scapegoat for the death of his adoptive father for all of six months.

    • @rurdywyne
      @rurdywyne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nox Luxe True it's allistair's fault for reacting as such. I really just meant the betrayal of his feelings. If you remotely liked Allistair his ending is so different too. From potential king to a vagabond. I'm sure some people got a kick out of making him a homeless drifter though.

    • @noxluxe8674
      @noxluxe8674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I certainly did, it was deliciously ironic and I never felt there was any actual reason for him to be made king except that Eamon wanted a puppet on the throne. Anora seemed have to been doing just fine as the de facto ruler. And he's still a handsome and intelligent man with a comparatively good education, expert combat training and experience and a small fortune in loot, weapons and armor. I don't have the slightest sympathy for him for not being able to make a respectable man of himself in the Free Marches.

    • @ViperPilotSleepy
      @ViperPilotSleepy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      horsewhisper3 He wanted Allistair on the throne, just so happens Allistair is a puppet the entire game. He even follows your lead if you play completely evil.

    • @ViperPilotSleepy
      @ViperPilotSleepy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      horsewhisper3 I was just pointing out that Allistair is a puppet. What does Eamon's sister have to do with that?

  • @sharprevan9878
    @sharprevan9878 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Nice to know Loghain has some humour.

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He actually is quite funny.

  • @Sciszm
    @Sciszm 13 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    xD "I'm terribly broken up over it." Ahh Zevran xD

  • @TempeztAriel
    @TempeztAriel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He sounded almost amused at the end. XD

  • @essence5748
    @essence5748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    OMFG Zevran allow me to inform you of your new title, Captain Obvious.

  • @j0hke
    @j0hke 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Warden's like "Awkward..."

  • @LittleMissV
    @LittleMissV 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    zevran: i failed my mission, loghain
    loghain: no shit, zevran! NO SHIT!

  • @DraoiSorcha
    @DraoiSorcha 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Zevran still reigns as king of trolling!

  • @Augusto3506
    @Augusto3506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ''You dont fucking say ....''

  • @TheCorrinefluffy
    @TheCorrinefluffy 13 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ahahaha Zevran, you never fail to amuse me. Seriously. "Well I just wanted to report that I failed my mission. I'm terribly broken up over it."
    And yet, Loghain failed too! He's a warden now.

  • @MrVindoggydog
    @MrVindoggydog 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm terribly broken up over it" Zev is the best

  • @Keoko1993
    @Keoko1993 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this is why Zev is one of my fav characters lmfao

  • @BytheCaye
    @BytheCaye 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You don't say."
    lol more like "No shit."

  • @Braigwen
    @Braigwen 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And then Zev informs Logain of all the ways he is thankful that he did not kill the Grey Warden. Every position and every night... LOL

  • @cameron-yo6zp
    @cameron-yo6zp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The level of professionalism here is respectable at the very least

  • @littleBEExo
    @littleBEExo 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of my favorite things about Bioware is that they add little things like this into their games -- the elevator conversations and such in ME, the conversations in DA... It really takes you into the story and makes the characters that much more believable.

  • @TheGoldenKing20
    @TheGoldenKing20 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zevran: I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
    Loghain: NO FUCKING SHIT, ZEVRAN.

  • @immortan-valkyrie90
    @immortan-valkyrie90 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how Loghain says Grey Warden XD

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was fucking hilarious.

  • @oOo-dj7pt
    @oOo-dj7pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You dont say" xD

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you don't say..." is Ferelden for "no shit, Sherlock."

  • @ClassicToonFan64
    @ClassicToonFan64 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somehow, Zevran, I suppose that the Wardens saving Eamon, killing Howe, "rescuing" Anora, winning the Landsmeet and recruiting him into the Grey Wardens had given Loghain a clue already...

  • @justinanderson3056
    @justinanderson3056 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love that you made your warden look like Leliana

  • @ECiriachi
    @ECiriachi 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear I was about to spill my tea with milk all over the screen when I heard this the first time!

  • @Twarex01
    @Twarex01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Probably my favourite dialogue ever :D

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Why I always recruit Loghain* 😂

  • @mandowarrior123
    @mandowarrior123 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You don't say..."

  • @XellDincht
    @XellDincht 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh Zevran, you are truly too awesome by far :D

  • @LilJunnie
    @LilJunnie 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you kindly for informing me.

  • @pranavgrigo2009
    @pranavgrigo2009 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You don't say" ...
    feeling the irony in Loghain voice as he himself became a Grey Warden...

  • @SolarisParadox
    @SolarisParadox 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @EmoCrusher87
    Yes, Simon Templeman is the voice of Loghain. Spectacular actor.

  • @Formypeople68
    @Formypeople68 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THANK YOU KINDLY for informing me

  • @LittleMissV
    @LittleMissV 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL not only did he fail, he joined them!

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “YOU DON’T SAY?”

  • @akira50000
    @akira50000 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I can say is WIN!

  • @nicholasemjohnson47
    @nicholasemjohnson47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zevran should become the Paragon of stating the obvious.

  • @alsdifhkasdjfhbkaldsjfhaksdfh
    @alsdifhkasdjfhbkaldsjfhaksdfh 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You don't say" (the word DAAAAAAAH comes to my mind). Haha, Loghain is so funny...

  • @Linkforlife199
    @Linkforlife199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey look, Leliana became a Grey Warden too!

  • @Probablyacowtbh
    @Probablyacowtbh 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now THAT is beautiful.

  • @manetto
    @manetto 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i laughed so hard when i heard that in the game xD

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dialogue between Zevran and anyone is funny.

  • @Meruruu
    @Meruruu 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maker, that was hillarious!!

  • @JungleEmpress87
    @JungleEmpress87 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL! "You don't say."

  • @BethanyEvams
    @BethanyEvams 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just made my day,haha XD

  • @LindonLeaf
    @LindonLeaf 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROLF!!! This is awesome XD

  • @DarkNaifu
    @DarkNaifu 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol and with you standing right there... Awkward!

  • @parallelpinkparakeet
    @parallelpinkparakeet 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh the sarcasm.

  • @nhoj084eva
    @nhoj084eva 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zevran -hes not the sharpest tool in the shed but hes alrite

  • @Magpie5yndrome
    @Magpie5yndrome ปีที่แล้ว

    It's almost like being knocked off his pedestal reminds Loghain that he is truly just a man. Like, his whole tone changes once Zevran announces he failed the mission. "Oh, we're joking around now? Cool." I feel like Loghain wouldn't have taken that quite as well before.
    I hate hurting Alistair just to get Loghain, but I like to think my Amell eventually made up with him after some time when things weren't so raw.

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, are you telling me Zevran actually failed his mission? I would have never known!

  • @BethanyEvams
    @BethanyEvams 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You don't say" hehe

  • @David_Blake91
    @David_Blake91 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's just so HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • @MazzySE37
    @MazzySE37 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Zevran...

  • @coraline3767
    @coraline3767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loghain always is so sarcastic)

  • @richardalex4516
    @richardalex4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You don't say" Oh Loghain kills me right there XD

  • @CENTRINOaki
    @CENTRINOaki 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can you not like Zevran, he is so funny XDDD

  • @sonwukong666
    @sonwukong666 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have to give up allistair from the party regardless of hwo you play it out. you can however insure that he doesn't leave because of dissaproval by unfortunately making him more serious to the world. All you have to do is make certain dialogue choices after you reunite Allistair with his sister.

  • @AresimSoto
    @AresimSoto 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You Don't Say?"

  • @themrcheezburger
    @themrcheezburger 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a good thing about dragon age, based on which ending you chose on origins you can interpret scenes from DA2 differently.

  • @Macder10
    @Macder10 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    If u folow the questline u`l know that flemeth survived CUZ of hawk "The arrangement"was the faceoff with the warden when she died there was still a piece of her in the amulet and when merril did the ritual she revived

  • @Ruosteinenknight
    @Ruosteinenknight 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Darthreven29 Loghain can substitute for Alistair in role as a tank, with shield talents as well a champion specialization. If I remember their difference is mainly that Loghain has better beginning stats in Willpower than Dexterity and he can't wear any armor than his chevalier-armor set.

  • @CrazedWolfen
    @CrazedWolfen 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROFL love zevran's smartass attitude

  • @StudlyFudd13
    @StudlyFudd13 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    lolololololol. God I freaking love Zevran

  • @ElectromagNick
    @ElectromagNick 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
    Loghain: *Looks to The Warden, then back to Zevran and gasps* I had no idea! Surely I'll have to be careful not cross them, as they'll no doubtably seek revenge!

  • @YukiRoseKurigami12
    @YukiRoseKurigami12 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't stop laughing too much XD

  • @eshaaa0
    @eshaaa0 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i failed my mission"
    Noooooo X]

  • @SolarisParadox
    @SolarisParadox 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @NinjaZiloni
    "Hardened?" You mean you have to choose the "everyone is out for themselves" option?

  • @JuneShepardN7
    @JuneShepardN7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bwahahaha oh Zev 😂😂😂

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @playover17 The mission ends sooner if you lure the zombies towards you, they don't seem to like running in without reason. Also, I don't want to give spoilers, so I'll keep it concise; You can become a Blood Mage if you use your MC in Eamon's castle at a certain scene where you need a mage. Arcane Warrior is found in the Brecillian Forest, deep inside after you pass through just keep checking the rooms for everything (easy to miss). Morrigan will teach Shapeshifter and you can buy Spirit Healer

  • @DraconicMorphine
    @DraconicMorphine 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg hahaha this really made me laugh

  • @Macca1969
    @Macca1969 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Too funny lol. Loghain is really cool. I've grown to respect him a lot more after reading the stolen throne. It is too bad you can't recruit him and keep Alistair on the same team. I don't have the heart to betray Alistair lol.

  • @immasword
    @immasword 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    1 person is zevran after he betrayed the gray warden

  • @Altaranalt
    @Altaranalt 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha, that's awesome.

  • @CamperCarl00
    @CamperCarl00 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zevran: U MAD!?

  • @KyvannShrike
    @KyvannShrike 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hehe... awkward :P

  • @tiffanishearing1201
    @tiffanishearing1201 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you spare Loghain, he leaves no matter what.

  • @Ruosteinenknight
    @Ruosteinenknight 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @shiromori Part of it's game mechanics since Loghain can almost in every way substitute Alistair in combat.

  • @KiraKuchiki2
    @KiraKuchiki2 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I failed my mission."
    NO SHIT!!!

  • @AyaChan4861
    @AyaChan4861 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic moment of my life lol

  • @SaiyashaMisamurai
    @SaiyashaMisamurai 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Paperkut16 Yup! You can choose to spare his life at the landsmeet. There's also a mod for pc that lets you romance him...

  • @Machthall
    @Machthall 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zevran and Oghren have to be the best dialogue characters!

  • @xXxGilbertNightray
    @xXxGilbertNightray 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This would be a moment where Loghain is thinking "Well I can see the Warden is alive so I know you didn't kill her...but thank you for informing me of your failure even though I am not blind yet..."
    I'm serious I'd be sarcastic if I was Loghain

  • @alsdifhkasdjfhbkaldsjfhaksdfh
    @alsdifhkasdjfhbkaldsjfhaksdfh 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHA! Epic! "You don't say!"

  • @psychomantis108
    @psychomantis108 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zevran: I still get payed... right?

  • @Mokiq
    @Mokiq 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Think that it werd that they did say it near her

  • @werewolfgirl1995
    @werewolfgirl1995 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol,I love Zev he's a little clueless sometimes though

  • @Arcadia117
    @Arcadia117 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    best dialogue in the game xDDD zevran owns

  • @Cephsus
    @Cephsus 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rofl, thats so class!.

  • @xxprincesszeexx
    @xxprincesszeexx 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    -sigh-

  • @darthopal
    @darthopal 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @JaminKoehn I love both styles but I agree Oblivion does get kind of lonely :(

  • @XellDincht
    @XellDincht 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    looks like he is disgusted because he is one too...