Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off

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  • Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's interview with Ellen DeGeneres, where Ellen plays a clip to prove that she is nicer than Jimmy.
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    Jimmy Kimmel vs Ellen DeGeneres Nice Off
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  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    Well it took us almost 9 years... but I guess Kimmel won at the end.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In grown adult time that is around...4 seconds?

    • @kylemurphy8701
      @kylemurphy8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaoooo

    • @heathmerz4760
      @heathmerz4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I returned here to make sure that this was a top comment.

    • @douglasc.shearer1164
      @douglasc.shearer1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROAST!!! LOL

    • @bhimlimbu5541
      @bhimlimbu5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg I'm dyingggg

  • @jayloveanimatingart1792
    @jayloveanimatingart1792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    I lost it at "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen XD"

    • @DeeckyRizzo
      @DeeckyRizzo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +JayLove AnimatingArt Tell that to Portia!

    • @cherrycokeontop
      @cherrycokeontop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @yoop4322
      @yoop4322 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!😂

    • @hildielle5863
      @hildielle5863 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JayLove AnimatingArt Omg same!!

    • @TwoPointInfinity
      @TwoPointInfinity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you havnt finished the video this guy just spoiled the entire thing.

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Looks like Jimmy won the long game

    • @simgroz4118
      @simgroz4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ellen won the battle but jimmy won the war

    • @leyroy1980
      @leyroy1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They both lost
      Practice what you preach

  • @dieselsmoker2425
    @dieselsmoker2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3144

    Without Guillermo that show wouldn't be the same.

  • @minacarolina9751
    @minacarolina9751 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4528

    Both of you would lose to me I'm Canadian

    • @shathedeath
      @shathedeath 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mina's a Canadian?? :o

    • @MonkeyKong21
      @MonkeyKong21 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Justin beiber is canadian

    • @FeatherBrosInc
      @FeatherBrosInc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      >Liking one of the sidiest side characters.
      Stop it.

    • @XnonStudios
      @XnonStudios 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      didnt u die? i cant remember

    • @Frederic_Chopin.
      @Frederic_Chopin. 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;)

  • @kroganoperator
    @kroganoperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    The employees of Ellen must have been rolling their eyes hard after this stunt...

    • @naz_car2135
      @naz_car2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Emma bolter tell that to ellen

    • @ahbengj
      @ahbengj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @mariyastoyanova31
      @mariyastoyanova31 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why what happened?

    • @pongnakalohan887
      @pongnakalohan887 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariyastoyanova31 ellen lost the nice off battle at the end.

    • @mariyastoyanova31
      @mariyastoyanova31 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pongnakalohan887 what happened to the employees though??

  • @theradiatoraffect50
    @theradiatoraffect50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    'I wish I worked for you Ellen'
    YEAH RIGHT

  • @bunbundont_care8762
    @bunbundont_care8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    This aged like milk left in the sun.

  • @saaniasalahuddin9270
    @saaniasalahuddin9270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    "And I love that scarf"
    *Crowd goes crazy*

    • @mrsarz8612
      @mrsarz8612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Ayush1206
      @Ayush1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Especially that black was hilarious

    • @roxytana717
      @roxytana717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      didnt get it!!!

    • @gordonjamesedward1639
      @gordonjamesedward1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its the audience or the speactators or the guest audience. Crowd sounds negative

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roxytana717 fake BLUE

  • @salmax4889
    @salmax4889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4184

    " that's why you don't fu*k with Ellen" best line ever!

  • @Akelfir
    @Akelfir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Guess Kimmel won that nice off.

    • @jacksbob8746
      @jacksbob8746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nobody won they are both not nice.

    • @rafaelfactor120
      @rafaelfactor120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jimmy's not that bad

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacks Bob *FACTS*

    • @tejaysingh1729
      @tejaysingh1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacksbob8746 ayeeee my boy is right here

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kimmel maybe is an asshole in the show and always say something controversial with dry humor. But, I've never heard the news about him threating his employees badly.

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    The fact that Kimmel and his writers and crew actually made a full skit to show how Ellen is nicer than Jimmy shows that Jimmy is nicer than Ellen irl.

    • @Samijowubsu
      @Samijowubsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Her mistreating her workers doesn’t help either

  • @gabbylaustin
    @gabbylaustin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4719

    Haha when talk show hosts have other talk show hosts on their talk shows....

    • @lailaalmusawi2184
      @lailaalmusawi2184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bruh

    • @gastonitalita5581
      @gastonitalita5581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      and talk about their shows while they're on the show talking with the talk show host

    • @lanalvr2413
      @lanalvr2413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @JesusMendoza-gt7zh
      @JesusMendoza-gt7zh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh my gosh, talk show host Inception!

    • @gameboyadvance691
      @gameboyadvance691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur talk shows you know a lot about talk shows

  • @elizd1440
    @elizd1440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "I am volunteering at a homeless shelter, I am helping them shelt." I'M DEAD 😂😂

  • @zimuf716
    @zimuf716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    Ellen and Jimmy...
    *Andy and Guillermo?*

  • @MacJaxonManOfAction
    @MacJaxonManOfAction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    This aged about as well as the apple I forgot was in my backpack.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I forgot chicken under my bed a few years ago. That was...fun. Fun, fun, fun.

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @dr.phylisphical9294
      @dr.phylisphical9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the milk i forgot.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Clementine

    • @lucienoon7262
      @lucienoon7262 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      don't forget the bagel with cream cheese!

  • @aramhovsepyan3085
    @aramhovsepyan3085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4384

    PLOT TWIST: It's just a sketch and Jimmy has let the writers to make Ellen win in it, so he's nicer.

  • @jelai2000
    @jelai2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    That's why she's called 'Ellen the Generous'

    • @davidboubion9500
      @davidboubion9500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAO!! That's a good one!! ;)

    • @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362
      @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) you haven't seen that one?

    • @davidboubion9500
      @davidboubion9500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Punitha kaanthan veeraputhran No. I don't know even know what you mean by "that one".

    • @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362
      @punithakaanthanveeraputhra362 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) by 'that one' I mean the joke

    • @mawahashi606
      @mawahashi606 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David Boubion (Davio2012) some people call her that because she's so nice. It's not new

  • @chinatarn
    @chinatarn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    This definetely hits different after that tweet that exposed Ellen as a mean person.

    • @lisaschenke1727
      @lisaschenke1727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that makes the end of the sketch so great because it shows the truth

    • @valgots9425
      @valgots9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he posted something like that?wow,i didn`t expect it from jimmy

    • @helloyesitsme6554
      @helloyesitsme6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@valgots9425 jimmy didn't tweet it someone else did

    • @shinshin2412
      @shinshin2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i checked and read some of the tweets, most of them are so fake. I do think she's kind of a karen tho.

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shinshin2412 I mean you even notice in her show how unfriendly vibes she gives off often xP

  • @hellennxumalo9057
    @hellennxumalo9057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Wow i cant believe jimmy is 52 and ellen is 61 ,they look so young

    • @nienkehuijbens301
      @nienkehuijbens301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hellen Nxumalo to be fair this is a skit from 2011

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You really don't know when this video was uploaded dumbass?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@vn9574 not everyone pays a huge amount of attention to upload and comment dates. To quote the great Captain Kirk, "double dumbass on you!" 😄

    • @RazorsEdg3
      @RazorsEdg3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vn9574 Drop the mic 😂

    • @Itsdrax911
      @Itsdrax911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHOA THAT'S NICE!

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    Is this how Canadians fight?

    • @motionfilms4216
      @motionfilms4216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Gangstabob716 As a Canadian, yes.

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gangstabob716 yep

    • @22planedrivers70
      @22planedrivers70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Gangstabob716 yeah pretty much, I’m Canadian and that’s all I ever see

    • @qualitycontent7694
      @qualitycontent7694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish

    • @julianab9246
      @julianab9246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Take my word as a Canadian yes

  • @lookherenow2
    @lookherenow2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    At 5:16 when Ellen says: "Okay someone give me some water!"
    Jimmy should have said: "You forgot to say please."
    Then the crowd would have gone like: OHHHHHHH!!!

    • @alfriesmacdonalds5879
      @alfriesmacdonalds5879 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Siham HADDI Exactly, tell him.

    • @xeezoca
      @xeezoca 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siham HADDI hahahah nice

    • @lookherenow2
      @lookherenow2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, but still it would have been funny XD

    • @allenl9214
      @allenl9214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lookherenow2 that wouldve defeated the purpose of a nice off. only douchebags try to be a smartass and point out such things to others to make themselves look nice xD

    • @xenublood505
      @xenublood505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      H2OHHHHHHHH!

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    So...who’s here after the Ellen drama?

    • @declanking8746
      @declanking8746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yup

    • @pabloerickgonzalez224
      @pabloerickgonzalez224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well, she is nice... to famous people

    • @magickelfgirl
      @magickelfgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When I started reading about the drama I couldn't stop thinking about this video. Gives a new perspective to things, especially the very end...

    • @Maxmarts
      @Maxmarts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, well, well, how the Turntables...

    • @pedropascalDaddy
      @pedropascalDaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What happened pls @patrick preston

  • @badboy4k8
    @badboy4k8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    This video has not aged well.

  • @michaelmargono
    @michaelmargono 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    dory will swim in his tears

    • @luisbarrios289
      @luisbarrios289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Sarah Masood are you serious?

    • @luisbarrios289
      @luisbarrios289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Sarah Masood I'm not sure if you're being serious or just trolling

    • @megansullivan8607
      @megansullivan8607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "eat my bubbles!"

    • @michaelmargono
      @michaelmargono 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      triggered

    • @boreeen1
      @boreeen1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Margono

  • @iamchris6033
    @iamchris6033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    They should've had Matt Damon come in to really test Kimmel 😂

  • @GaltJohn2008
    @GaltJohn2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "That's why you don't f*ck with Ellen"
    So relevant now, lol

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One has to wonder if that was scripted or real...if Jimmy was quietly trying to tell us without tipping off Ellen.

  • @stephtam535
    @stephtam535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    rewatching this after Ellen got exposed for bieng very rude .... the Ironyyy

  • @poppoppop802
    @poppoppop802 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    ok guys let's appreciate the genius behind ellen giving water to jimmy:
    if jimmy were to accept it and drink, he would admit ellen IS being nice to him which would make him lose the "nice off", and if he was to refuse the water then he would be the not nice guy by rejecting ellen's offer. therefore it's a lose-lose situation for jimmy.

    • @vyomikapandya3113
      @vyomikapandya3113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Danny Z Or he could accept it and compliment her at the same time like "Thank you. You are always so caring" or something like that

    • @denissecortes4118
      @denissecortes4118 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Vyomika Pandya Which makes her seem NICER

    • @summersprossli4031
      @summersprossli4031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would've just sat on the floor and say: "I just can't handle how nice, caring and beautiful you are." Doesn't that seem like i am a nice person? (Sorry for my bad English)

    • @LittleBigTazbio
      @LittleBigTazbio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "I'll save it for the homeless shelter later when I give them food and drink"

    • @himmatulaufa9744
      @himmatulaufa9744 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +LittleBigTazbio good answer!!

  • @LokiCorporations
    @LokiCorporations 9 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Jimmy she literally has the word 'generous' in her name. It's like you wanted to be destroyed.

    • @thekarenator840
      @thekarenator840 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Or.....Degenerate

    • @litedaya7657
      @litedaya7657 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or d jenner is gone

    • @Mintie365
      @Mintie365 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liv Pullman omg you're right! *mind blown*

  • @brianlong9936
    @brianlong9936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was the moment I knew. Any person who is actually nice would be mortified by doing this

  • @noelsartin
    @noelsartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:07 Be careful what you wish for

  • @hellraiser338
    @hellraiser338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2826

    Kimmel has the best skits. Conan has the best remotes. Fallon has the best games

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jacob Vidrine Remotes? What remotes?

    • @emilio1316
      @emilio1316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Lori Wolfcat Its when the host goes to locations around the world and interacts with normal people. Conan is great at squeezing comedy out of these interactions on "remote" locations.

    • @suubierex9396
      @suubierex9396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacob Vidrine | I totally agree with you

    • @tyc9909
      @tyc9909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jacob Vidrine how, bout Ellen?

    • @emilyaguirre8492
      @emilyaguirre8492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ellen has the best jokes

  • @autumnskye180
    @autumnskye180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Instead of roasting ppl we should just have nice offs the world would be a better place

    • @manuelvalladares8088
      @manuelvalladares8088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Autumn Skye I rather not lol

    • @user-nb8ro1oq5n
      @user-nb8ro1oq5n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah Im good, I love a good roast sometimes

    • @miriamtufino6835
      @miriamtufino6835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea same but like people would get mad at each other for trying to be nicer and the other would just compete to be better going back and fourth; therefore, an argument.

  • @Shachi.S
    @Shachi.S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:48 Shelter *noun* - "I'm volunteering at a homeless shelter"
    3:51 Shelter *verb* - "I'm helping them *shelt* "

  • @xoxsofakixox
    @xoxsofakixox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Here after everyone is exposing Ellen to be super mean lmaoo

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      xoxsofakixox Yeah it’s so ironic😂 She wants everyone to think that she’s nice when she’s super mean

    • @Someonestoleyoursweetroll
      @Someonestoleyoursweetroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Combat Mania Warner Media is investigating her show because so many people have complained that it's one of the most toxic environments to work in. They say that she ignores people when they say hi to her, she goes off on people if her hair and makeup isn't done in 5 minutes, and apparently there's racial harassment by producers at her studio.

    • @Thomas-pu2qw
      @Thomas-pu2qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Hanks is the "nicest" guy in Hollywood

    • @maxaguilar3824
      @maxaguilar3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm hear from the future! She has been exposed!

    • @reeceburns8077
      @reeceburns8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thomas-pu2qw yeah little rumour going around he's especially nice to kids

  • @puzzlbite7438
    @puzzlbite7438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    This just proves that Ellen is the generous.

    • @xxunknownkingxx3917
      @xxunknownkingxx3917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

    • @xxunknownkingxx3917
      @xxunknownkingxx3917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JACubed I can just imagine the sienfield theme song after this 😂

    • @Aliejha
      @Aliejha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JACubed ikr

    • @factos4621
      @factos4621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JACubed Damn teach me the ways of good puns sensei

    • @emem3k312
      @emem3k312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JACubed ssssssssssssss

  • @BarbaricToast1502
    @BarbaricToast1502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Jimmy: when I look at your eyes its like im looking though two circles of heaven
    Crowd: meh
    Jimmy: also I love that scarf
    Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @bamboozle3000
    @bamboozle3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This didn’t age well...

  • @mountainshost
    @mountainshost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    After all the negative headlines on papers , she is not nice at all, meanwhile Jimmy is paying his staff out of his own pocket while in quarantine. ( Great for Jimmy, if it is true )

  • @Alex-mp4kl
    @Alex-mp4kl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Wish they could have had Tom Hanks come out, and just be like, "What are you guys doing?" And pay them both exquisite compliments and leave.

  • @UNKOWN-nk5wx
    @UNKOWN-nk5wx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Is it weird that I think that Gillermo is cute and funny

    • @zachbaer7070
      @zachbaer7070 9 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Zanzarologi Uniti Are you sure you're not talking about yourself?

    • @joacobernal9042
      @joacobernal9042 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      OHHHHH..

    • @kevinilango7896
      @kevinilango7896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not at all! He's cute as hell!
      Also he runs pretty fast o.O

    • @ineshaslett2712
      @ineshaslett2712 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UNKOWN123 Nope.

    • @marumartinez4786
      @marumartinez4786 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UNKOWN123 *Guillermo :)

  • @mosub6546
    @mosub6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This hasn't aged well. Has it Ellen?

  • @mysteriousmysteriooo4262
    @mysteriousmysteriooo4262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “I’m helping them shelt.”
    LOL I’m dying 🤣

  • @jacobmcguire1051
    @jacobmcguire1051 10 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I. Cannot. Believe. That for the 11 YEARS that Nemo has been out. I did not know. Ellen voiced Dory
    Mind=blown

    • @Bluemgwes
      @Bluemgwes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How could you not know since Ellen has an incredibly unique and very noticeable voice?

    • @kkaijo
      @kkaijo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol me too! I had no idea Dory was voiced by Ellen. Lol, sure shows what I know about Disney Movies.

    • @infinetlagster4409
      @infinetlagster4409 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you know it doesnt hurt to read the credit

    • @seanw7694
      @seanw7694 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha same here

    • @charlottemckenzie-zx1cm
      @charlottemckenzie-zx1cm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cannot believe it has been 11 years

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4782

    This should be Canadian national sport, we can call it White Rap Battle

    • @patrick0uch
      @patrick0uch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      naw, the canadian national sport should be sorry rap battle

    • @andiniaulia5674
      @andiniaulia5674 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      patrick0uch yes omg

    • @ashikra
      @ashikra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arson Bjork 😂

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I toytaly agree with u man it would be one hell of a competition 😂😂

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      patrick0uch I agree with u too😂

  • @mohijain5294
    @mohijain5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is the first thing I did after hearing about ellen

  • @whitesimurgh6363
    @whitesimurgh6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Ellen : I'm the best
    Jimmy : No, I'm the best
    *Conan laughing in the corner!

    • @shreyash2830
      @shreyash2830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True 😂😂😂

    • @6darren6
      @6darren6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foh

    • @ConnorRK-bt2lh
      @ConnorRK-bt2lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Keanu Reeves laughing at home infront of the TV

    • @frostytaco8598
      @frostytaco8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grandma who makes cookies laughs next to Keanu.

    • @Alex-yg3nv
      @Alex-yg3nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frosty Taco hahahahah

  • @veronicamathers8287
    @veronicamathers8287 8 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I *just* had the epiphany at 4:08 that Ellen DeGeneres was the voice of Dory. I can't believe I never noticed. What is wrong with me?

    • @thepeep2236
      @thepeep2236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yeah she announced on her show "finding dory"

    • @laughaholic13
      @laughaholic13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Veronica Mathers I only found out because of that one serious interview she did with Taylor Swift and Taylor said that she was dory and I was mind blown.

    • @SHUX-A7-13
      @SHUX-A7-13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Veronica Mathers RIGHT???

    • @Steve01ification
      @Steve01ification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Veronica Mathers Finding Dory !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lucayanation3337
      @lucayanation3337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Veronica Mathers you just noticed

  • @sk03t62
    @sk03t62 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    5:06 "and i love that scarf"
    everybody screams

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont get it

    • @JibzCastor
      @JibzCastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Maheshrpsharma It's somewhat parody of a rap battle instead you need to be very nice.
      Saying "I love that scarf." probably means you are really nice to her. The audience scream is like Jimmy dropped a punchline.

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JibzCastor feeling like i need to do some Research on it.

    • @Maheshrpsharma
      @Maheshrpsharma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JibzCastor i think i finished my project, "fake blue eyes" is that it???

  • @joeys2643
    @joeys2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Guillermo is like a kid asking their mom (Jimmy) something and then asking their grandma (Ellen).

  • @mohammedmohiuddin92
    @mohammedmohiuddin92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The moment when you feel bad for someone complimenting you 😂 😂 😂

  • @Toph.Beifong.
    @Toph.Beifong. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    To everyone who didn't know Ellen was Dory in Finding Nemo, *FACEPALM* and yes, I would suck at a nice contest.

    • @vyomikapandya3113
      @vyomikapandya3113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Toph Beifong I love your username and profile picture

    • @sultandayel2036
      @sultandayel2036 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @vmokio OHHHHH

    • @faenrir11
      @faenrir11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toph Beifong like, everyone that watched the film as a kid dubbed in their native language? Duh.

    • @GarredHATES
      @GarredHATES 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toph Beifong Marry me

    • @vonaefect3097
      @vonaefect3097 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toph Beifong You know she might have been in the english version, but how would europeans know? lol

  • @kingofmonra
    @kingofmonra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "I think we both know who the nicest is" that's not a nice thing to say.

    • @thefunkyJ
      @thefunkyJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +kingofmonra Jimmy went there and Ellen was being honest. It's not nice to lie either.

    • @DCfCyay
      @DCfCyay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Humor

    • @mikaylac2047
      @mikaylac2047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +kingofmonra maybe they meant each other? lol

    • @mrxxbrian
      @mrxxbrian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +kingofmonra comedians making jokes at other comedians. What a sin

    • @sallyatwater2335
      @sallyatwater2335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +kingofmonra It's a bit they are doing. Don't you get that? They have a prerecorded bit they are doing.

  • @BlackVortex93
    @BlackVortex93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh how the tables have turned.

  • @eefsss4603
    @eefsss4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whoever wrote this sketch: A++++

  • @jackmanne6238
    @jackmanne6238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This was hurting my brain the whole time I kept expecting them to roast eachother but they kept saying nice things lol 😂😂

  • @Merlinthehappypig
    @Merlinthehappypig 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This competition was so fixed. That scarf compliment should have won it

    • @abdelkariml
      @abdelkariml 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You must be the smartest kid in class

    • @ReptileeLoverr98
      @ReptileeLoverr98 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

    • @Merlinthehappypig
      @Merlinthehappypig 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Cory Akins You know i was joking, right?

    • @axcentrixx
      @axcentrixx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha Abdelkarim L and Cory Akins didn't catch the sarcasm in the original comment.

    • @ReptileeLoverr98
      @ReptileeLoverr98 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently not.

  • @Necromancer0225
    @Necromancer0225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I'm actually volunteering at a homeless shelter tonight, yeah, I'm helping them _shelt_ " 😂😂😂

  • @AjaySensei
    @AjaySensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This didn't age well.

  • @HosseinHadian
    @HosseinHadian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I think Jimmy is nicer. In reality (i.e. behind the scenes), he agreed to lose the "nice off" match, so this makes him the nicer person! :)

    • @manvendradikshit6567
      @manvendradikshit6567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And who told you this.

    • @mohamedtaleb8684
      @mohamedtaleb8684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dude it’s scripted \

    • @user-bq3xl4db4m
      @user-bq3xl4db4m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hossein Hadian That’s not what matt think

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or they both agreed, in their niceness, that lying to millions of people would be very not nice, and so they agreed to show the truth lol

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree dude but that might be cause I can't stand her so irritating and fake

  • @oliviarabishaw6062
    @oliviarabishaw6062 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is how every fight in the world should be like battling it out for nice complaints instead of hating each other and saying rude complaints

  • @TheFrostyrune
    @TheFrostyrune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Alternate ending: Oprah walks in and gives everyone new teslas.

  • @IMPASHAEV
    @IMPASHAEV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think Jimmy Kimmel should of call Matt Damon and tell him something very nice and invite to his show. He would win nice off

  • @marcuspfitness6120
    @marcuspfitness6120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "And I love that scarf" best line ever

  • @ValeriesGal
    @ValeriesGal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    They need to do another nice off with more celebrities.

    • @hasanwith1s
      @hasanwith1s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kanye vs. Donald Trump. On second thought nvm.

    • @lilliefaith1208
      @lilliefaith1208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hasanwith1s Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston

  • @zoyaaly685
    @zoyaaly685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This is by far the bizarrest thing I have ever seen in my life.

    • @makaylaht4818
      @makaylaht4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be most bizarre

    • @mensjewelry1
      @mensjewelry1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @curiousmind_
      @curiousmind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "bizarrest" this is by far the 'bizarrest' word i have ever seen in my life.

    • @charlotcote3442
      @charlotcote3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's far moore bizzare in 2020

  • @electricmaster23
    @electricmaster23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow... Ellen is better at acting than I thought.

  • @saaniasalahuddin9270
    @saaniasalahuddin9270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I'm loving the response of the crowd to everything the two are saying 😂

    • @suf1728
      @suf1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @Legends-of-Matty
      @Legends-of-Matty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then thank the writers and producers that tell the the audience to make noise

  • @destineewhitener
    @destineewhitener 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    we need more nice offs in the world.

  • @Butterfly_Girl_3
    @Butterfly_Girl_3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *deep and heartfelt compliment*
    .crowd nods.
    *and I love that scarf.*
    .crowd goes crazy.

  • @gniiktaeyng7420
    @gniiktaeyng7420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I wish the world played this "nice off" Game 🤞

  • @baller9real
    @baller9real 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    That's why you don't fuck with ellen...haha lol...I love ellen.

  • @sydsjk
    @sydsjk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    Hard to beat Ellen thegenerous:)

    • @thelearner873
      @thelearner873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I can't believe that pun got just this much likes.

    • @thelearner873
      @thelearner873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      'cause it was cheated...duh...I was feeling bad for you.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love that

    • @DwnGoz
      @DwnGoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More like Ellen Degenerate

    • @ninjane8599
      @ninjane8599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm still waiting for that one guy to say "but it's spelled degeneres!!1!!1!

  • @destinydailey4433
    @destinydailey4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oooh this hasn't aged well

  • @PoojaSharma-zs8xx
    @PoojaSharma-zs8xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Best line...
    Thats why you don't f*** with Ellen
    😂😂😂😂

  • @jamescrud
    @jamescrud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Nobody commented on how Guillermo ran off and jumped over a bunch of stuff like it was nothing? That pudgy little dude's got some parkour skillz.

  • @VIPeR010icoN
    @VIPeR010icoN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    This must be a Canadian thing

    • @mz576
      @mz576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh my god, stereotypes!!! Just because you're a canadian doesn't mean that you automatically are nice, say aboot and say "eh".

    • @mz576
      @mz576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Kalie Bartlett thanks, someone finally agrees with me!

    • @Bentami
      @Bentami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I vouch for him. I see this happen at my school everyday.

    • @callysto_ii
      @callysto_ii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Mashaal Zaidi I've been in rez in Canada for two and a half month. I have yet to find a Canadian who isn't absolutely adorable, sorry mate ;)

    • @lukaorevic7560
      @lukaorevic7560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mashaal Zaidi eh, it's aboot everything there is about being a Canadian, isn't it? Sorry, don't want to offend you. I apologize. I shouldn't have said anything...

  • @superspoon0
    @superspoon0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has not aged well..

  • @Chickenman91916
    @Chickenman91916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    In reality I feel like Jimmy is the nicer one, although Ellen is a big giver

  • @TheGamersGrotto
    @TheGamersGrotto 10 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Okay.. I realize this is a scripted skit... but regardless of that fact.. I'm sorry Jimmy.. but Ellen is hands down 1000x nicer than you.. I've actually had the fortune of working with her in the past and she is a real sweetheart. :)

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah actually I did... and I honestly don't care that a 14 year old child calls me a faggot :p

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Speak to me in proper English not broken up dialect and maybe I'll take you more seriously.. until then you are just a fucking troll and a child. :)

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She was a celebrity voice coach at Voice Worx Recording School in Toronto, Ontario Canada for a year.. Essentially a teacher for students attending the school to learn the ins and outs of the Voice Over Industry... She gave us scripts, had us read the lines while using the recording studio and judged our performances.

    • @ericmoser3247
      @ericmoser3247 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still you've missed the point :-)

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy Dziewurski Really? :O I seriously wish I lived in Canada, I have no idea where to find voice over schools here in the US as it is.

  • @chris-xj7ql
    @chris-xj7ql 7 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Ellen needs a Guillermo

    • @PedroRodriguez-dp6pv
      @PedroRodriguez-dp6pv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Crosley I believe that you meant Guillermo

    • @chris-xj7ql
      @chris-xj7ql 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pedro Rodriguez I knew I spelt Guillermo wrong

    • @masjovi
      @masjovi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Andy faaaar more better than guillermo ;-p

    • @mariana1994
      @mariana1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chris Crosley Andy Lassner ahahha her producer. He's my spirit animal/patronus.

    • @uchechuwkuokere7566
      @uchechuwkuokere7566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chris Crosley she does twitch

  • @oothmansahabdulalim9319
    @oothmansahabdulalim9319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the way Guillermo made his exit

  • @imasharky
    @imasharky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why was she carrying around an ice cream sandwich in her pocket? LMFAO

  • @jaohel03
    @jaohel03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Ellen is a rolemodel.

    • @peonylee4773
      @peonylee4773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Nick Simon Spitting hateful words to strangers jusr because he or she is different...At least we all know you are not a role model to follow. Lolz.

    • @HorseyGirlRides
      @HorseyGirlRides 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Nick Simon First off, you were being homophobic first not transphobic make your mind up.
      Second of all, your ability to be cishet doesn't mean Ellen isn't a role model.

    • @peonylee4773
      @peonylee4773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Why don't you be a comedian too? Cause you are hilarious.

    • @electrongaming5227
      @electrongaming5227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Nick Simon You are twelve aren't you?

    • @Hannah-iv9bj
      @Hannah-iv9bj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellen is awesome 🙂

  • @lokken23
    @lokken23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    ellen degeneres is dory??? OMG that's why I loved that movie.

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      You're a little late :P lol

    • @Brasz
      @Brasz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I only just realized too, but now that I think about it, it all makes sense!

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dory is based on ellen

    • @allycookie2009
      @allycookie2009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ky No, no. Ellen is the voice of Dory.

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ellen is the voice because dory is based on her, and how she always changes the subject

  • @creativeflame_
    @creativeflame_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Ellen's eyes are gorgeous 💙💙

    • @joeylee6094
      @joeylee6094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are. Something about blue eyes

    • @delciann9674
      @delciann9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Adobs😍😍

    • @davidm1277
      @davidm1277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shame the rest of her is ugly asf

  • @Swift19850
    @Swift19850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    02:10 I wish I worked for you Ellen
    Ellen Employees:😅...😔

  • @zoeytomlinson4556
    @zoeytomlinson4556 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    when she said "i'm so worried about you getting dehydrated" i grabbed my water and gulped it down for some reason....

  • @SunitaSingh-lm7hw
    @SunitaSingh-lm7hw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Ellen - Power
    Jimmy - Sarcasm
    James - Cute

    • @Subzeroinfero
      @Subzeroinfero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      jimmy fallon - drama queen

    • @fray4147
      @fray4147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it’s Ellen degeneress

    • @2.7bviews3
      @2.7bviews3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guillermo - hilarious

    • @shadowmonarch3155
      @shadowmonarch3155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guillermo : golden coat

    • @kshitiz.maurya
      @kshitiz.maurya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Conan - SONAAAA!!!

  • @joeys2643
    @joeys2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If the water were given to me I'd give it back and say I care about you more than myself

  • @2008aner
    @2008aner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What the hell did I just watch 😂

  • @niruyasivanand8405
    @niruyasivanand8405 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Guillermo is just so cute in that video

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I wish someone would say "Ellen DeGeneres is generous."

    • @uptonroboticsptyltd3665
      @uptonroboticsptyltd3665 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      People should not allow you to make wishes.

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess you meant "Ellen DeGeneres is the generous." For it has a better pun.

    • @AcaTea
      @AcaTea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MikaeruDaiTenshi Actually, no, because even puns have to be grammatically correct. Also, a pun is a pun, it does not "have a better pun" it simply "is a better pun" which it isn't.

    • @lydiamae3595
      @lydiamae3595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aca Tea I know this was a month ago since anyone was here, but really it would be punnier if you said "Ellen is the most DeGeneres" because both you and the other guy weren't really puns they were just kinda okay jokes.

    • @AwkwardlyYou
      @AwkwardlyYou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellen DeGeneres is.........ge(cough cough)

  • @mohammedmohiuddin92
    @mohammedmohiuddin92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That moment when you don't know weather you should feel good or bad when you get a big compliment😂😉😉. You can't feel good because you lose the game, and you can't feel bad for someone complimenting you 😂😂

  • @lh7369
    @lh7369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This aged as well as that banana I left on my desk at work before lockdown

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg...no, no comparison - the banana is worse!! Ewwwww.

  • @meaninglesscandy5978
    @meaninglesscandy5978 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is how kids should fight at school.

  • @anishaweekes2986
    @anishaweekes2986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "That's why you don't f* with Ellen Best line ever 😂😂❤️

    • @CryoticMienshao
      @CryoticMienshao 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's funny is i read this comment as she said that

  • @hepenlokath1646
    @hepenlokath1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:52 the way Guillermo running 😂😂😂

  • @leiajiang7877
    @leiajiang7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Turns out she's not so nice, or NOT NICE AT ALL.

    • @choo4033
      @choo4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened?

    • @laurens2671
      @laurens2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Choo NikkieTutorials went on the Ellen Show and talked about how bad her experience was, and how bad Ellen treated her. Then a bunch of people started saying their bad experiences when meeting her.

    • @farah9583
      @farah9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leia Jiang why are u saying that

    • @choo4033
      @choo4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@farah9583 Read the other comment dude