Lyrics for the whole playlist 0:00 You Think Your Safe ========================= You think you’re safe Without a care But here in Posada You’d be wise to beware The pike with the spike That lurks in your drawers Or the flying drake That will fill you with horror Need Old Nan the Hag To stir up a potion So that your lady Might get an abortion (Go fuck yourself!) 0:40 Toss A Coin To Your Witcher ========================= When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song From when the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil’s horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher "He can’t be bleat" Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horn That bashes and breaks you And brings you to mourn He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He’s a friend of humanity So give him the rest That’s my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O' Valley of Plenty O' Valley of Plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity 3:43 The Fishmonger's Daughter ========================= Oh fishmonger, oh fishmonger Come quell your daughter's hunger To pull on my horn As it rises in the morn For 'its naught but bad luck To fuck with a puck Lest your grandkid be born A hairy young faun Bleating and braying all day, hey ho The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta ta ta Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da La da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da Ta da da da ta, ta da da 4:58 Her Sweet Kiss ========================= The fairer sex, they often call it But her love's as unfair as a crook It steals all my reason Commits every treason Of logic, with naught but a look A storm raging on the horizon Of longing and hearthache and lust She's always bad news It's always lose, lose So tell me love, tell me love How is that just? But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her sweet kiss But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her current is pulling you closer And charging the hot, humid night The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool Better stay out of sight I'm weak my love, and I am wanting If this is the path I must trudge I welcome my sentence Give to you my penance Garrotter, jury and judge But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss Her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh But the story is this She'll destroy with her sweet kiss 7:00 The Golden One ========================= The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist, But the Witcher was quite reluctant The story had a twist The Golden One with the golden rules Two warrior belles with all the tools More dazzling than all the jewels Oh they showed us we're all fools They showed us we're all fools Oh we're just fools The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way 'Cause he was a golden dragon not a man with temples gray, oh The Golden One with the golden rules Two warrior belles with all the tools More dazzling than all the jewels Oh they showed us we're all fools They showed us we're all fools Oh we're just fools The Witcher loved his woman The sorceress beauty But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be The wise sad dragon's truths broke what never could repair But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair Oh the Golden One with the golden rules Two long-necked warriors with all the tools More dazzling than all the jewels Oh they showed us we're all fools They showed us we're all fools Oh we're just fools We're just fools 10:20 Burn Butcher Burn ========================= I hear you're alive, how disappointing I've also survived, no thanks to you Did I not bring you some glee? Mister Oh, Look at me Now I'll burn all the memories of you All those lonely miles that you ride Now you'll walk with no one by your side Did you ever even care With your swords and your stupid hair? Now watch me laugh As I burn all the memories of you Ladies and gentlemen You have been the most beautiful audience! Remember to toss a coin if you can If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar What for d'you yеarn? It's the point of no return After еverything we did, who we saw You turned your back on me What for d'you yearn? Watch that butcher burn At the end of my days when I'm through No word that I've written will ring quite as true as "Burn!" Burn, butcher burn Burn, butcher burn Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn Watch me burn all the memories of you 12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues ========================= It's been a long time travelling On roads that lead to nowhere With hopes and dreams that always rot Sometimes it takes a prison cell The tricks and tales the traitors tell To help you see that freedom is all you've got If I had to do it over, I'd do it all again The wind don't cower to powerful men So lock me and sock me up And throw away the key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me You learn the more you live They say "Don't settle for your lot" Opinion are like assholes, which еverybody's got So lock me up and sock me up And throw away thе key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me Oh lock me up and sock me up And throw away the key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson 'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
timestamps 00:00 You Think You're Safe 00:40 Toss a Coin 03:42 The Fishmonger's Daughter 04:58 Her Sweet Kiss 06:58 The Golden One 10:20 Burn Butcher Burn 12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues
I LOVE Joey's voice. These songs are awesome.
Lyrics for the whole playlist
0:00 You Think Your Safe
=========================
You think you’re safe
Without a care
But here in Posada
You’d be wise to beware
The pike with the spike
That lurks in your drawers
Or the flying drake
That will fill you with horror
Need Old Nan the Hag
To stir up a potion
So that your lady
Might get an abortion
(Go fuck yourself!)
0:40 Toss A Coin To Your Witcher
=========================
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth
While the devil’s horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
"He can’t be bleat"
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horn
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn
He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came
He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He’s a friend of humanity
So give him the rest
That’s my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
3:43 The Fishmonger's Daughter
=========================
Oh fishmonger, oh fishmonger
Come quell your daughter's hunger
To pull on my horn
As it rises in the morn
For 'its naught but bad luck
To fuck with a puck
Lest your grandkid be born
A hairy young faun
Bleating and braying all day, hey ho
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba
The fishmonger's daughter, ba ba ba
Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
Ta da da da ta, ta ta ta
Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da
La da da da ta, ta da da da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da da da
Ta da da da ta, ta da da
4:58 Her Sweet Kiss
=========================
The fairer sex, they often call it
But her love's as unfair as a crook
It steals all my reason
Commits every treason
Of logic, with naught but a look
A storm raging on the horizon
Of longing and hearthache and lust
She's always bad news
It's always lose, lose
So tell me love, tell me love
How is that just?
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her current is pulling you closer
And charging the hot, humid night
The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool
Better stay out of sight
I'm weak my love, and I am wanting
If this is the path I must trudge
I welcome my sentence
Give to you my penance
Garrotter, jury and judge
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss, oh
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss, oh
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss, oh
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
7:00 The Golden One
=========================
The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest
A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist,
But the Witcher was quite reluctant
The story had a twist
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath
But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way
'Cause he was a golden dragon not a man with temples gray, oh
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truths broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair
Oh the Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
We're just fools
10:20 Burn Butcher Burn
=========================
I hear you're alive, how disappointing
I've also survived, no thanks to you
Did I not bring you some glee?
Mister Oh, Look at me
Now I'll burn all the memories of you
All those lonely miles that you ride
Now you'll walk with no one by your side
Did you ever even care
With your swords and your stupid hair?
Now watch me laugh
As I burn all the memories of you
Ladies and gentlemen
You have been the most beautiful audience!
Remember to toss a coin if you can
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar
What for d'you yеarn?
It's the point of no return
After еverything we did, who we saw
You turned your back on me
What for d'you yearn?
Watch that butcher burn
At the end of my days when I'm through
No word that I've written will ring quite as true as "Burn!"
Burn, butcher burn
Burn, butcher burn
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
Watch me burn all the memories of you
12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues
=========================
It's been a long time travelling
On roads that lead to nowhere
With hopes and dreams that always rot
Sometimes it takes a prison cell
The tricks and tales the traitors tell
To help you see that freedom is all you've got
If I had to do it over, I'd do it all again
The wind don't cower to powerful men
So lock me and sock me up
And throw away the key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
You learn the more you live
They say "Don't settle for your lot"
Opinion are like assholes, which еverybody's got
So lock me up and sock me up
And throw away thе key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
Oh lock me up and sock me up
And throw away the key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
Thank you, kind stranger!
Pretty sure you messed that first one up a little bit, but the rest seem pretty accurate so thank you
My friend you have determination previously unknown to man
Like holy fuck bro
timestamps
00:00 You Think You're Safe
00:40 Toss a Coin
03:42 The Fishmonger's Daughter
04:58 Her Sweet Kiss
06:58 The Golden One
10:20 Burn Butcher Burn
12:58 Whoreson Prison Blues
Man I wish this video had more views! Since I've been trying so hard to find every song and you got them all!
They can change any actor, but if Joey ain't ever be part of the show no more, I'll stop watching it fr
Such a good vidoe it so good and sweet. I so love all the song from this show
Looking forward to series 3 songs, latch batch of this Jaskier before franchise implosion.
Shame on me for not knowing the first one bcs i thought knew all by heart- gotta change that
I think because it was never released officially on the album-- this was the one Jaskier sung in Posada (and then he got bread thrown at him)
Jaskiers songs are so GOOD❤ I only listen to Jaskiers songs😂
i love thisss!!!!!!!!!!
Could you maybe add a dot or something to signal what song we're listening to as it plays? That'd be cool. :)
11:42. Commenting for myself
You should put "the witcher" in the title, it's very hard to find the video otherwise.
I got the games I hear tv show it good to