World History According to the DANKEST MEMES
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- Let's learn about our past using educational dank memes
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11:00 if you are wondering, German trenches were overall more pleasant to live in because they accepted the fact that stalemate would occur, and so took time into improving conditions in them. The British didn't and so their trenchers weren't as comfortable to live in.
I also heard that that made the British more encouraged to take German trenches, and Germans weren’t to excited to take English trenches. I don’t know for a fact though
Drew: reacts to history memes
Also drew: *doesn't recognize a spear*
هلا والله
@Lorenzo Nivellini He literally said "what is that a spike?"
@@magical_blue is that some round worms
Your username is awsome dude😂
"is that like a spike or something"
bruh
_A POINTY SPIKEY BOI_
6:52 Da Vinci be like: "Don't forget to ring that church bell for better notification. Also, before the painting process begins, it would be great if you join my patreon for exclusive 'Da Vinci' tank schemes and a free replica of the Mona Lisa!"
Hi Trump!
As an italian who comes from the 1400's I can approve
About the Dutch Empire: They basically took some Portuguese Colonies, since Portugal wasn't able to defend itself well due to the recent Iberian Union
GEKOLONISEERD
Je moet 1 keer komen broer, 3-0 Nederland - Portugal
@@autismplays5762 Hey hey, you already have the spice memes
@@stijnvroegop1876 van Basten much?
*Nervous Indonesian noises*
I am german and i can say that we learn our history way before third grade (at least i did)
i dont remember when we started it but i guess it was also before
I learn History in the 6. Grade (in school)
don't think the german educational system starts history before 5th grade;
even then the juicy stuff shouldn't appear until 7th grade
@@callHardmoor We definitely learned about this stuff before 5th grade. I'm not sure how and when but we all had knowledge about WW2.
@@hermelamarkos3435i can say i didn't have WW2 history until the 12th grade.
We should have done it in 10th grade, but we barely managed to get to the Weimar Republic.
I think i was in 4th or 5th grade when i first heard something about it (that you shouldn't draw a swastika because it's bad, but i didn't get told why)
10:21
Most widely used weapon in history up to the gunpowder age is a spear. Pop culture be like "haha, sword go _schwing_ "
Well, it's harder to make cool 1v1 spear fights.
niko 2064
Unless it’s a martial arts movie
the spear was the most used weapon in war , this doesn't mean swords weren't present. even if you could say that the only reason swords were improved and widely used was because they were less cumbersome than spears in daily life , and extremly effective against un-armored civilians ... i mean, bandits .
but yea, spears are simply better for the part of fighting .
ps. but swords are cooler.
@@A_annoying_rodent actualy, spears fight ( atleast, sportwise ) are more cool than swords pratictioner fights , at least, for my point of wiev. sowrds fight are always fast and end 1\2 the time for hands hit .
Well swords had more exposure and use in civilian life both during and after wartime so that's one reason they stuck for so long
"exclusive paintings"
Tier 5: Get your very own exclusive fresco.
Yeeted Tomato LOL
Ok
;)
They missed a chance to make 50 cents into venezuelan bolivars
Us: 50 cents
Meanwhile in Venezuelan bolivars
*99999999999999999999999999999999+(--&&_5_$&$%&_&&_&&...........*
The known universe collapses
Time becomes meaningless
@@hklassehutten1476 consider Zimbabwe: 1 ZWB is 0.00276319 USD according to google. I dont even want to do the math how much 1 USD is.
edit, decided to google bolivar, 1 bolivar is 0.100125 USD
@@mikavituhandle Nope, that's the "bolívar fuerte", which was abandoned in 2018. The official currency of Venezuela, as of August 19, 2020, is the "bolívar soberano" or just "bolívar". And boy does it have hyperinflation.
1 VES = 0.00000324063 USD
1:13 me when I realise I can speak Croatian, Serbian, Bosnian, Montenegrian, English, American, Australian, Canadian, German and Austrian-nice
Toni- TXDN
me realizing i can speak: russian, english, german, serbian, ukranian, tagalog, english, american, australian and canadian: cool
Me when I realize I can speak British American Australian Canadian Macedonian Serbian Bosnian Montenegrin Russian Slovakian Polish Czech Ukrainian Belarusian Slovakian and Croatian.
I can speak English, Canadian, American, Australian, New Zealandish, Spanish, Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican, Belizean, Nicarauguan, El Salvadorian, Hondurian, Panamian, Jamaican, Venuzuelan, Colombian, Ecuadorian, Peruian, Bolivian, Paraguayan, Uruguayan, Argentinan, Chilean, German, and Austrian.
Me when i realize i can speak German Norwegian Swedish English American Canadian Australian Latin Jysk Sønderjysk Fynsk and Hovedstadsdansk: biolangueaer
Me when i realize i can speak Balinese,Javanese, Indonesian, Melayu, English, American, Australian, Canadian:
Italy: So-mali-a, want pizza?
Somalia: Hiya Italy did you ask if i want pizza
Italy: no its for mali
Mali: yay
Nouzong Her a
Bruh
I’m German and I just realized my cousins are polish ...
Oof
Lol
Oof
OOF
There are so many Polish in Germany. What's new about that? 🤨
In 4th grade we had to do a project about ourselves and one of the things we needed to have was
“What language do you speak?”
And I put American
The German vs British trench meme was referring to how the German trenches were very well made to be more comfortable for the soldiers since they believed the war would last a long time
I’m German,my entire mother’s side of the family is German,I live in the U.S and I take after my American father’s side when it comes to looks,language,and voice. But everyone knew I was German. So when I was a kid and we were in school learning about the Nazis,all the other kids would look at me like 😳
Why are you American
Deja vu, that is literally my life story.
@@person3070 Because they have an American father, and was born in the US so like me they probably inherited most of their fathers nationalism.
I feel kinda bad
00:00
If the German kids are in a German school, then they don’t learn it till they’re 14 or 15
I think I did learn about it in grade school. We visited memorials for people that died in the wars and learned that there were wars and that Germany started them
Depends. At a Catholic private school we have watched films about the Jewish ghettos and concentration camps in 3rd grade.
uh, well I learned about it in 5th grade, even some stuff before that ._.
@@melonlord1414 Germany started one of the wars, the second. The first was started by Austria.
@@kaloyanpalikov7734 I think the start of that war is messy and complicated. I'm certainly not the biggest fan of the position that Germany alone was the reason for that war, but they messed up a lot as well. Without Germany it probably wouldn't have become a world war. All of that is too complicated to explain to grade schoolers, though.
5:37 I mean for almost 500 years history of balkans is called "being part of Ottoman Empire"
Nooo, Croatia was never a part of Ottoman Empire so even then it was complicated on Balkans.
@@abe-01 still less complicated then 20th and 21st century
Well the balkans still has the richest history
Being part of a big empire doesn`t mean nothing is happening
DugThatOutMyself sssshhh get out before the Turks come and start blabing how they didnt do anything bad in the balkans....
for reference, 9 people is a tiny submarine crew. it was a north korean u-boat esssentially, and the south korean fisher was a massive trawler with a very large net. they caught the sub and since both north and south korea give all their citizens military training it didn't take long for them to pull up the sub, try and board it, overwhelm the crew because the south korean fishing crew is much larger, and for the remaining north koreans to try and avoid capture.
"Japanese kids in 3rd grade not learning about their history"
Japanese kids in the 12th grade
*TENNO HEIKA BANZAAAAAAAIIIIIII*
THEY NEVER LEARN ABOUT THEIR HISTORY.
@@ranjanbiswas3233 They denied the warcrimes, they did to the koreans and chinese and many other peoples
@@lucasstrucker7680 japan has a large amount of debt and half of their population is aged , I think that they are planning to die before paying the debt
They actually do
Lack of research
0:26
i guess you could say north america... _lost its virginity_
*slow clap*
I need to high five you for thinking of this XD
13:16 you can hear Drew's brain breaking trying to read a monogram.
Seriously though a history video on the Balkans is a bad idea, your comment section will be pure chaos and no matter what you say someone will find a flaw. It's best to just leave it alone.
Everybody gangsta til some German painter gets into office.
Your everywhere
Austrian*
Austrian*
@@galaxyred7 Ethnically yes
@@galaxyred7 You wouldn't get it
Spears were more widely used because they were easier to use with less training and had more range while swords would be used by soldiers like knights
3:34 see drew, I’ve never heard anyone say our school system is too difficult, what I have heard is people complaining about the fact that most of the stuff is useless and the fact that there aren’t enough hours in the day to meet the expectations. I get that the latter could be considered difficulty but it’s meant in the sense of time consumption: things can be easy and still take ages while other things can be difficult but extremely quick. In a sense the “difficulty” of the American primary education system at the very least is the expectation of having 30 hours or more in a day from my experience. This goes for even the “dumb” people I knew, it wasn’t really that they were unable to understand material, they couldn’t allocate enough time to properly grasp the material and get the work done so they didn’t bother and instead just cheated off another person for homework grades. In other words, assuming my experience was to be extrapolated to the rest of the US (which it really shouldn’t be) then the rest of the world would be laughing at Americans for saying something they aren’t saying.
Disclaimer: my experience is very limited, don’t take this as how it is in every area
U basically described the school system of every country not just USA’s
I fell asleep, and it auto-played that garlic bread video. I watched the whole thing while I was asleep.
7:12 "How did they come to that conclusion?"
An Indonesian: Hmm, remember spices? 🤔
Yep defintitely spices. Especially nutmeg, although I don't know why. It's just... Not very good.
10:25
A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even APPROACH the amount of dissapointment I'm feeling
It's the Spear,Drew......
I can relate to the German kid thing.... I actually ended up crying after learning about it
Why don't you take pride because of what Germany is NOW though? Your country is so futuristic and modern, your people efficient. I'd much rather want to be a German than what I really am.
@@enejidjsi5939 Well I am proud of how Germany is today and far it has come, but I feel like being proud of a country also means being proud of its history, and I could never do that.
@@lalesch7731 well tbh on the plus side you get to live in one of the best countries on the planet. you have plenty of opportunity to literally do anything you want. Good luck and have fun in germany!
@@enejidjsi5939 Thank you!
"They're homies still, aren't they still homies?" *Flashbacks to Indonesia in WW2* It's ....complicated
LOL I was thinking about that.
Chad needs a empire
They used to have an empire many many years ago
Chad TheCountry yep
Romania deserves it more since you stole their flag
@SkepticDylan They may have existed before them, but Chad adopted their Flag roughly 80 years after the Romanian one showed up.
The 8 empire
6:19 the fishing boat called in a corvette upon sighting the sub and the corvette sank the NK Sub.
My great grandpa fought in Japan in WWII. Thank you Papa Vancil 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Come on, release the balkan episode
But we gonna have a third Balkan war in the comments.
@@crypt1c_865 only a third?
I'm from Balkan, and I'm already mad
You know now that you mention it all the history teachers I remember having were pretty chill.
8:24 took me a moment but then I Realized the sun never sets on the British empire
6:06 Can confirm this is exactly how us Japanese learn history.
3:28 like, in my country children get thought four languages at the same time
-How tough are you
-How thought am I
-I know the history of Europe
-So what
-INCLUDING THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
- Take my keys of the place you deserve this more than me
0:37 As a Louisianan I can confirm that we plan to reconquer our lost territory to the new Louisianan Empire.
The revolt starts at dawn, gather your men, all towns across our territory. A new empire must be forged!
The Dutch realized: "The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness."
I have a degree in the Canadian language it was a very though degree, it took years of studying and $36,000 CD in tuition fees but in the end it was worth it.
Walter Clementine imagine paying money to get a degree in your native tongue
@@pursuitsoflife.6119 oh no I mean study Canadian English. I only know American english
Drew: sees a spear
Also Drew: What is that? An iron spike or something?
1:11 shut up i am the true bilingual i can speak american canadian australian english croatian serbian bosnian and montenegrin get on my level scrub
I can speak Spanish, Mexican, Guatemalan, Honduran, Nicaraguan, Panamanian, Colombian, Venezuelan, Ecuadorian, Peruvian, Bolivian, Chilean, Argentine, Paraguayan, Uruguayan, English, American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealandish, German, Austrian, Swiss, French and Quebecois
@@lewiss.9632 You won amigo.
be you serb or croat?
@@NewPaulActs17 Croat
1:03 laughs in speaking mexican Guatemalan Honduran El Salvadorian Costa Rican Panamanian Columbian Venezuelan Ecuadorian Peruvian Bolivian Chilean Argentine Uruguayan Paraguyan Spanish Cuban Dominican Republican Jamaican Bahama Dominican and equitorial guinean
Pls let me know if I missed anything
3:50 Is actually not true the trade never happened
Thank you for speaking English Drew. I know you’re American and it’s hard, but it makes these videos so much better for us English viewers.
Wat i didnt realise ive been using subtitles
You should try to do Balkan history it's cool and really complicated even for me i am from Croatia and boi it's complicated af but you can still try something🤗🇭🇷
Nitko ti se ne voli upustati u takve stvari lol
That's like jumping in fire
Only need to say once yugoslav and comments will be on fire... Or say k- word
2:27 THREE MONTHS??????? thaaat aged well
10:50 lmao I was assigned to read that book this year
As a Balkan person, I approve that meme!
0:04. Hmmmm thrid grade thrid rei- NAH WE SAY NO NO GERMANY
German kid in third grade: *Are we the baddies?*
German teacher: *Yes Timmy. Yes we are the baddies*
Lol “japanese and dutch people were buddies”
They put dutch people in work camps and made indonesia independent
That's buddies to the Japanese
“George vs George 2”
Britain and America: 😳😨
Every other country: 😂🥳
Germany:we have the stuka dive bomber
U.s.a:we have the anklet dive bomber
Japan:we have a dive bomber that is the bomb and doesn't pull up
6:05 Drew: is that true?
Me a South Korean: INHALES DEEPLY
0:18 actually, monks did fight and were apparently pretty brutal.
In Germany you dont learn about the Nazis until like seventh grade,at least not in full extent.
At least not in school...
The spear was more used than the sword. the Sword, and axe were used by richer people who could afford them while the Spears were more commonly used.
O:38 Every gamer felt that soo much...
LMAO
Can anybody tell me, why the German Trenches were considered to be better. 11:00 Didn´t they also get trench foot?
The Germans started making trenches way before meaning they were able to make them wider and more sturdier without having to worry about doing it whilst being shelled
@@tricksor6589 Thanks :)
as soon as the german advance failed the high command knew they wouldn't get out again until the war was over, so they build some pretty advanced trenches.
The british thought it would only be a temporary state and that they would be on the move in notime
Generally German trenches were made them largely for defensive purposes by 1915, investing in concrete flooring, rooms and beds for soldiers, and creating livable quarters of Germans. They did flood but in comparison to Entente trenches (which were made primarily for the purposes of being abandoned in a couple of weeks were made out of mud. The beds were often dug into part of the muddy trenches, they did not invest in exterminators (rats which plagued allied trenches), and had been nearly constantly flooded (with water almost always seeping inside).
Though there were areas of inactive combat such as near Switzerland and until 1916 the Somme where the British and French had invested in their trenches to make them liveable or otherwise exemptions to German trenches being sanitary and overall liveable such as during the battle of Verdun.
@@callHardmoor well "advanced", you still got your lice, your rats and your shell shock in there
"Imagine carrying a baby for nine months just no name him Drew" OOOF THAT HURTS
13:12 i dont think drew understands that somebody said lets give women equal rights but then the other founding fathers called that guy a simp
Except the Dutch fought with the English for a lot of that territory, and even lost Java to them lol. The real story of the Wreck of the Nisero in 1883 is very interesting because of the political tensions between the English and the Dutch during a hostage crisis in Sumatra, in which the natives captured a bunch of sailors on a merchant ship that ran aground and would only negotiate with the English for a ransom, despite the fact that the Dutch had control over parts of Sumatra, not the English. So the Dutch had to agree to work with the English, while at the same time, tried to successfully save the hostages on their own so they can look good in front of the English. It took a year for those men to be rescued (many died from cholera) because the Dutch couldn't swallow their pride and agree to fully work with the English, even if it meant opening up the ports again to the English.
People making fun of our education system but some how we still have the most advanced military in the world
You really think we americans invented all the technology by ourselves ?
Lol you seriously think that we invented all the technology by ourselves?
This made me look up list of westerners in Japan before 1626
There is now definitive moment in the school life of a German kid, where you are told about the Nazis.
You kinda always know, that there were the Nazis, who were bad people and you just get more and more details while getting older.
But honestly, it is not even that shocking, well we where 12 years the epitome of evil, but that with the war crimes comitted in Namibia is basically it.
I'd rather be German and feel honestly ashamed of that two times and proud for the great things Germans did, than be British, American or Japaneese, who all have not come to terms with their past.
The French, who I very much like, have also not had a really honest discussion about their past, aswell as a lot of other European, Asian and recently even African countrys.
Every country with a dark past: what war crimes?
Germany who probably has the darkest past:
7:23 thats all of Eastern Europe really...
@Slytherin Girl was not a nice time for post-Soviet countries
@Slytherin Girl And it wasn't nice for anyone in Eastern Europe really
Transition does hurt real bad
Don't you dare make fun of tom scott's 2.5 hours of unedited garlic bread in space
THE PEOPLE OF TH-cam DEMANDED IT FROM HIM VIA A POLL
I think the Dutch and Japanese stopped being friends what with that whole World War 2, invasion of the Dutch East Indies thing....
Same with Germany and the Netherlands. Which is sad because I love the Netherlands.
6:01 italian kids learning about WW2
"right behind you."
*repeated backstabbing noises*
Whenever he said Henry, I thought he was talking to me. Lol
We did have a second George vs. George, it was the war of 1812, better known as George vs. George part 2, White House Boogaloo.
I am from the Balkans I can confirm our history is like rocket science for everyone outside of the Balkans
And BTW Germany could actually have done a full invasion of Britain if the RAF didn't hold
civil war surgeon? in Argentina that happened just last year, it was crazy(and hilarious)
I dunno for how long that has been there but I can see drew is a man of culture having the "bold and brash" by Squidward tentacles in his wall
Drew: "Can we get a George vs. George 2?"
Me: *laughs in big luau and loads bang stick with libertarian intent*
Still waiting for the Balkans history video, Drew.
3:32 I heard a story of a German kid moving to Australia in 10th grade and learning the same things he did from 5th grade
Could you do federal nations vs unitary nations?
Drew pleaaase make the balkans history, it is full of history (including the medieval times which is the most forgotten part of balkan history)
How did the dude on the fishing boat managed to capute the entire personel of a FRIGGING SUBMARINE
and how was he able to mange to inform local authorites so that 5 could get executed?
Everybody gangsta till I don't know how to use this format help
1:09 and New Zealand
I felt the first meme
I don't. I don't really remember learning about it for the first time. It's just something that I always knew.
Do you have any pride in your people?
That sucks man
@@proudsaiyanprince2651 I do take pride in our politics compared to the politics of many other countries, but I don't really feel patriotic about Germany. I do feel patriotic about my German state and Europe though.
@@lmn6023 What politics do you take pride in?
4:27 Actually falling asleep to this video, it's currently 2am.
1:30 I live in small polish town next to the border with Germany. And this is exactly what are they doing. They come to Poland and speak German, and want us to speak German there. And this is f^cking annoying 🥺
Those people are called "Almans" and nobody likes those people here in Germany.
so Stettin?
You know what would be impressive at 5:50 too know and understand the entire history of the balkans and the HRE
Basically... God?
@@IndecentFish Not even God understands this
Drew:i love those books
Me:wait he can read?
2020: a series of unfortunate events
Chinese Kids Learning About Their History on June 4, 1989:
Dont understand the joke since nothing happrned on that day??? Idiot
You really they teach them that kind of things?
@@kousvetkousvet4158 that's the joke
@@lazoptis8592 *So you have chosen death*
Lol my internet doesnt work well so i only saw his comment
Me, an Australian at 9:53
'If only we sold enough wool to buy premium in the flag editing software *sulk*'
Have you ever play European war 6 1914, If you want to try it for yourself then play as the German empire and win a conquest in 1914 consider this a challenge and I really do hope you'll accept it. This game is a really good conquest game in which I hope you like it, please respond if you can.
3:41 that was actually just a rumor.
France: surrender
Italy: change sides
Drew: virgin soy boy paintbrush
Hotel: trivago
XD
7:25
Moldovan people living near the Dnestr:
People who see the whole video, after finishing video: Imagine carrying a baby nine months just to name him drew, he’s just the best patreon supporter.