I can be having a horrible, terrible day, and you guys always crack me up, turning the whole day around. Thank you for the awesome laughs. Please, keep them coming! LOL
I don't know what is more funny and horrifying at the same time Having a poop knife and expecting it to be a common thing Or asking someone if they can use theirs
I love the effect at 2:14 - 2:23. That was hilarious! Also, the whole story is over the top and just reminds me that there's so much that I take for granted that it probably isn't safe to assume at all. Thanks for the laugh!
I have a similar story to the poop knife. At some point in your own life, you develop your own habits, your own way of doing things. Living alone, you tend to go for practicality and things that make sense. It's because of this that I decided, for whatever reason, one day, to designate a second washcloth for rear cleaning duty only. This to keep that washcloth separate from what I use for my face and the rest of my body. Fast forward a few years. I made the decision to move a long-time girlfriend in to my apartment. She lived in another state, so this was the first time we were living together. The first few days were the acclimation period, where you get used to each other's company and habits. I worked third shift, which means I usually took a shower and took a nap before work. My schedule went as usual. I showered, I napped, I got up and went to work. I worked my eight hour shift and came home. I stopped into the bathroom to do my business, and I happened to notice that the rag looked wet. I touched it and sure enough, it was damp. This was impossible as I had last used it many hours before; it should be dry. I left the bathroom and went to ask my girlfriend about the wet rag. She said that she had used it to wash her face. I said, "You know I use that rag for my ass, right?" She didn't believe me at first, but I insisted it was true, and took her into the bathroom to show her my two rags. I laughed and laughed. She never used my ass rag again.
My brother used to drop big turds... one was so long our mother asked me to go find a stick so she could chop up that turd so it could get flushed away. Then I had to back outside and throw the stick away as far away from the house as possible.
This is the funniest bit you've guys have done. What makes it even funnier for me is when I played the video for my cousin and he told me his grandmother has a poop knife.
We called it the "poop stick" and was a wooden paint stir stick. We also kept it in the laundry room and the whole family used it. After use, we would wash it off in the laundry tub, and pour bleach on it until the next use.
Oh man. I had a poop knife hidden under the sink stand until it was discovered. My response was "weird. What's that doing there?" After that incident I too replaced it with a stirring stick. And I blacked all that out until just now
In my childhood family, the problem was occasional and mostly only needed by one of my brothers. We used a bent coathanger when we had to, then threw it away.
I was the only 1 who knew of the hidden poop knife in the bathroom growing up. I had to switch to a wooden stir stick as the metal clank on the bowl would give me away
I got lucky a week or so ago.....I finished to see 1 looonngg turd in the bowl...swear at least 10- 12 inches. But it was facing straight into the hole....I flushed and hoped for the best....luckily it went down. But everyone has clogged the toilet at least once and wished they had a poop knife
We needed one for our son, so did my friend. Usually we did not have spinners. They just would not go around the bend. Plunging would have been very gross. Easier to clean and disinfect a knife than a plunger.
@@BrosinHats once I hit 13 the potty humor level elevated in my house, much to my mom’s dismay. “Hey Ben, ya gotta see this!” Followed by the flush that doesn’t even budge the turd. Now I have an 8 yr old I’m grooming 😇
@@BrosinHats followup from my dad who’s 75 by the way lol. He calls it a “propellor dump.” “ I can feel their pain. I have found a small garden spade to do the trick. I guess that would be a "Shit Spade." You need to be able to make golf ball sized uh deposits, before we you can make a warranty claim on American Standard. Besides, no one questions why you dig around in the garden with your "Shit Spade" (at least in the summer,, you can say you are "improving the soil" with a clear conscience. The winter poses its own challenges.”
They had a poop knife, we had a pointy stick. It was in the bathroom though (we only had one) and in a plastic bag, tucked in a small bucket next to the toilet. I didn't know what it was, or what it was for, till one day I finally asked my Mom, "what the heck is that stick in the bathroom for?" When she told me, I was a little floored. But it wasn't a poop knife!
Oh man that was brutally hilarious but at the same time I feel with the guy. In my family we used an old umbrella striped from fabric and wires for the same purpose. It was disgusting but necessary.
Ok, I’m not afraid to admit.. we had a knife(s) when I was a kid. Disgusting twist -I don’t remember if we kept it under the vanity or we ran it thru the dishwasher and it made it back into the eating rotation 😬
A few weeks ago or a month ago I had a giant turd but it went sideways I couldn’t flush it and asked my mom to fix the toilet when she flushed it it was gone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was dieing
A poop Knife? Just the thought of someone taking a giant dump and then chopping it up made my coffee come out my nose. Wanna know what my family does when we take mango sized poops? We use a wire hanger to chop it up.
I had to go bad and so we pulled into a McDonald's. I think this guy or someone from his family visited before me.. The thing was so big I just had to leave. I'll leave out the details.
The log part of your story is actually not that uncommon and quite sad, my granddaughter at a very young age had this problem, the pain she went through was enough to make you cry. Suppositories was the only way to control it.
There was a morning DJ at a local radio station a few years back with similar familial poop issues. They were all nba-tall people. They'd drop huge deuces 4-6 times a day every day. They relied on a poop stick, though.
I can be having a horrible, terrible day, and you guys always crack me up, turning the whole day around. Thank you for the awesome laughs. Please, keep them coming! LOL
This story gives new meaning to cut the crap! 🤣🤣🤣
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LOL 😂😂😂 it on every t.v. comedy sitcoms " Cut the craps," LOL 😂💩🧻🚽🪠😂
I don't know what is more funny and horrifying at the same time Having a poop knife and expecting it to be a common thing Or asking someone if they can use theirs
I love the effect at 2:14 - 2:23. That was hilarious! Also, the whole story is over the top and just reminds me that there's so much that I take for granted that it probably isn't safe to assume at all. Thanks for the laugh!
Thanks! And yeah, totally. That's a great perspective to have 🙂
I have a similar story to the poop knife.
At some point in your own life, you develop your own habits, your own way of doing things. Living alone, you tend to go for practicality and things that make sense. It's because of this that I decided, for whatever reason, one day, to designate a second washcloth for rear cleaning duty only. This to keep that washcloth separate from what I use for my face and the rest of my body.
Fast forward a few years. I made the decision to move a long-time girlfriend in to my apartment. She lived in another state, so this was the first time we were living together. The first few days were the acclimation period, where you get used to each other's company and habits.
I worked third shift, which means I usually took a shower and took a nap before work. My schedule went as usual. I showered, I napped, I got up and went to work. I worked my eight hour shift and came home.
I stopped into the bathroom to do my business, and I happened to notice that the rag looked wet. I touched it and sure enough, it was damp. This was impossible as I had last used it many hours before; it should be dry.
I left the bathroom and went to ask my girlfriend about the wet rag. She said that she had used it to wash her face. I said, "You know I use that rag for my ass, right?" She didn't believe me at first, but I insisted it was true, and took her into the bathroom to show her my two rags. I laughed and laughed.
She never used my ass rag again.
OMG! LOL.
The guys need to tell this story! I laughed so hard at the end of the second paragraph bc I knew what was coming! 🤣
I am surprised you don't have more subscribers, 11k subs is a lot, but you guys are hilarious.
Thanks! We just got started a few months ago on here. We've been on TikTok for a while and have more over there 🙂
For this type of situation always carry your American Express card. Don't leave home without it.
That's a damn shame. HAHAHA!!!!
My brother used to drop big turds... one was so long our mother asked me to go find a stick so she could chop up that turd so it could get flushed away. Then I had to back outside and throw the stick away as far away from the house as possible.
Just watched these with my son, almost crying laughing, would love to see more!
This is the funniest bit you've guys have done. What makes it even funnier for me is when I played the video for my cousin and he told me his grandmother has a poop knife.
If is extra dense, they might have to scrape it around with a crapula.
I can't stop watching this? The other guy's face is priceless.
I actually clicked on this as I was eating breakfast. LMBO!
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If you have a turd where both ends touch the bowl and the center is out of the water it is called a bridge over troubled waters.
Ahahahaha
We called it the "poop stick" and was a wooden paint stir stick. We also kept it in the laundry room and the whole family used it. After use, we would wash it off in the laundry tub, and pour bleach on it until the next use.
Oh man. I had a poop knife hidden under the sink stand until it was discovered. My response was "weird. What's that doing there?" After that incident I too replaced it with a stirring stick. And I blacked all that out until just now
In my childhood family, the problem was occasional and mostly only needed by one of my brothers. We used a bent coathanger when we had to, then threw it away.
OMG! My family too!
Y'all are hilarious ...thanks ....
Cwazy story .,.this one
What å f....😂😂😂😂best story this year period 😂😂😂
My poop knife growing up was literally a piece of kindling y'all are getting fancy with your poop knife lmao.
Same. I switched to wood after I realized the clank of the knife on bowl would give me away. I was the only 1 who knew of it or used it
Having a "poop knife" should the #2 worst of your problems
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@@BrosinHats thanks I feel "flushed" 😂 sorry
A long screwdriver can perform the knife function. Make sure it's a flat head, rather than a Phillips. Easier to clean.
I was the only 1 who knew of the hidden poop knife in the bathroom growing up. I had to switch to a wooden stir stick as the metal clank on the bowl would give me away
Oh man…I’m dead!!! 😂😂😂😂
I remember my friend's mom was in the bathroom for a minute and she came out and said,"It's a boy!" I was rolling on the floor in tears
How is the wife just realizing this? Seems this would've come up at some point in their relationship. Something smells a foul here.
ok i'll come back when im not eating...
Sounds better than using the toilet bowl brush 😅
I got lucky a week or so ago.....I finished to see 1 looonngg turd in the bowl...swear at least 10- 12 inches. But it was facing straight into the hole....I flushed and hoped for the best....luckily it went down.
But everyone has clogged the toilet at least once and wished they had a poop knife
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This is great. 😂😂😂 You can also use baking soda and vinegar to dissolve it a bit.
We needed one for our son, so did my friend. Usually we did not have spinners. They just would not go around the bend. Plunging would have been very gross. Easier to clean and disinfect a knife than a plunger.
I've heard the same story a year ago...in Poland. It's very good one but definitely fake :)) love your jokes guys. Keep it up!
maybe not, this happened to us at work
My sons would “give birth” to baby alligators! I told them to sure to crap at school.
Maybe they should invent a toilet that has a “blender” feature (for the oversized cloggy parts of poop/tissue) to use before flushing! 😂
That’s not a bad idea lol besides the spinning blades
Just remember to close the lid first 😵💫
I'm sending this to my dad, who's had the infamous gap spanner more than once.
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@@BrosinHats once I hit 13 the potty humor level elevated in my house, much to my mom’s dismay. “Hey Ben, ya gotta see this!” Followed by the flush that doesn’t even budge the turd. Now I have an 8 yr old I’m grooming 😇
@@BrosinHats followup from my dad who’s 75 by the way lol. He calls it a “propellor dump.”
“ I can feel their pain. I have found a small garden spade to do the trick. I guess that would be a "Shit Spade." You need to be able to make golf ball sized uh deposits, before we you can make a warranty claim on American Standard. Besides, no one questions why you dig around in the garden with your "Shit Spade" (at least in the summer,, you can say you are "improving the soil" with a clear conscience. The winter poses its own challenges.”
“Poop knife!”😂
They had a poop knife, we had a pointy stick. It was in the bathroom though (we only had one) and in a plastic bag, tucked in a small bucket next to the toilet. I didn't know what it was, or what it was for, till one day I finally asked my Mom, "what the heck is that stick in the bathroom for?" When she told me, I was a little floored. But it wasn't a poop knife!
What's more astonishing about this, is that they reused a stick! Why not throw it out and get another clean one for next time. 😂
@@jd4364 I know, I'm just as disgusted as you
Better to have 1 and not need it than to need 1 and not have it
I’m literally horrified 🤯
Oh gosh! That's hilarious!!!
Wasn't that a thing in Napoleon Dynamite? It's not till you're an adult that you realize your family is weird. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh man that was brutally hilarious but at the same time I feel with the guy. In my family we used an old umbrella striped from fabric and wires for the same purpose. It was disgusting but necessary.
I was actually eating while watching this 😂😂😂
Ok, I’m not afraid to admit.. we had a knife(s) when I was a kid.
Disgusting twist -I don’t remember if we kept it under the vanity or we ran it thru the dishwasher and it made it back into the eating rotation 😬
😅 love the honesty
I guess you had to go back to the bathroom again after that Lolo 😂 and got sick 🤢😷 LOL
HAHAHA!!!! Ew!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bearded old guys wheezing for 20 mins is my favorite genre
Seems like these people my have been tampered with. 🤣
Never had that problem I can crap through a screen door at 10 yards and not hit metal.
A few weeks ago or a month ago I had a giant turd but it went sideways I couldn’t flush it and asked my mom to fix the toilet when she flushed it it was gone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was dieing
Wow,Just wow!!!
Right? 😂
I had a friend who had a shit stick
Love it👌
Dump divider 😂
Turd trimmer? Shit shredder? Stool stripper? Crap crusher? Fecal fragmenter? Log lopper? Flusher's friend?
"Mommy can I have a PB&J sandwich 🥪?
"Use the poop knife "💩 🔪
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I need to go take a scat!
Obviously he would've found this out a lot younger that people don't have these knives if this was a true story
My family was so poor that we did not have a poop knife.
A poop Knife? Just the thought of someone taking a giant dump and then chopping it up made my coffee come out my nose. Wanna know what my family does when we take mango sized poops? We use a wire hanger to chop it up.
They had a poop knife?!!
No sh@t?!!
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I had to go bad and so we pulled into a McDonald's. I think this guy or someone from his family visited before me.. The thing was so big I just had to leave. I'll leave out the details.
One time I pooped my pants and I craped my pants
I have a friend who is a social worker and she had a house that she went to and the person had a poop knife. 🤢🤮
For that Poopus
Why is there a Katana in your bathroom? ME: It was on sale and I don't like bending over.
Use a bent wire hanger.
Cut the shit!
The log part of your story is actually not that uncommon and quite sad, my granddaughter at a very young age had this problem, the pain she went through was enough to make you cry. Suppositories was the only way to control it.
It's 7 pm I India. Made my evening. BTW, 6th comm3nt
Shit-Shiv.
Nope, not buying it. I may borrow it at times but I'm not buying it.
sounds like a shit situation
Whang
I feel seen..... but i use plastic disposal. Ew lol 😝
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Me too disposable knifes in the the drawers in both bathrooms
What a $hit story.
A shit shearer?
What a crappy story.
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LOL 😂😂
Ugh...Stopped 20 seconds into the video. Not my cup of tea or poo ...ugh
That's fair. This ones on a slightly different topic than normal 😨
There was a morning DJ at a local radio station a few years back with similar familial poop issues. They were all nba-tall people. They'd drop huge deuces 4-6 times a day every day. They relied on a poop stick, though.
You need a poop knife to disrupt a log jam. Common knowledge.
Only in America 😂😂😂