भारत में 70 करोड़ मर्द हैं जो औसतन 60 रुपये महीना शेविंग और हेयर कटिंग में खर्च करते हैं, जो कि एक महीने में 4200 करोड़ होते हैं! अब इस बात में कामेडी यह है कि पाकिस्तान का रक्षा बजट 4100 करोड़ है, और हमसे लड़ेंगे ! नोट- अभी महिलाओं के ब्यूटीपार्लर का खर्च नही जोड़ा है!😂😂
Sachin Tendulkar made his first international tour to Pakistan when he was 16 years old.Then Waqar Younis' ball hit his nose and injured him.But even then, 16-year-old Sachin was not afraid.And that cricket match was a draw.
Sahi bola bhai aapane Sadhvi Pragya Malegaon bam dhamaka😂😂😂 aur nakshal hamla jo hote rahata hai Desh mein pure India .... is hamlabaadi Ko kya Naam doo.. isko aap koi Naam nahin de sakte nahin to India Badnaam Ho jaega hamare Desh mein China Pakistan Pakistan ke aatankwadi sab padhe hue hain aur India ke log bhi India ko barbad karne per pade hue hain jismein sabse bada hath rajnetao ka haat hai sare fasad ke jad yahi neta log hai
Alok Sir, you are best best best best best. Alok, Sir, I'm big fan of you. मुझे आपकी हर एक विडिओ बहुत बहुत अच्छी लगती है। क्योंकि आप द्वारा आपकी हर वीडियो में सबूतों के साथ बात करते हो। You are best best. ❤️❤️
JAY HIND ALOK SIR. FACT AUR PROOF KE SAATH KAISE NANGA KARTE HAI. KAISE JALIL KARTE HAI KOI AAP SE SIKHE. GREAT JOB WELL DONE NICE COUNTER. FROM BHARAT. ❤🎉😊
नहीं हम भारतीय क्रिकेट लभर ये नहीं चाहते कि हमारी भारतीय टीम पाकिस्तान मैच खेलने जाएं। हम अपने खिलाड़ियों के जान के लिए कोई समझौता नहीं करना चाहते। 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
Pakistani kabhi nhi samjhte ki the reason is 1. Wo dahshatgardi promote krte hain 2. Humare jawano ki jo log jaan lete hain humko unke saath koi lena dena nhi koi khel nhi koi trade nhi Simple
Alok brother note this three points: 1) India in IT information Tech. are expert in this field, Pakistan in IT International Terroism are expert. 2) India is great in education that's why in all MNC's CEO are of indians., Pakistan is great in education that's why they are exporting beggers all over the world. 3) Indian play CRICKET, TENNIS or any games in professional ways that's why we are achieving awards, Pakistanis making playing grounds as a prayer ground. That's why i used to tell always EDUCATION is important.
Alok bhai vaise me comment krta nhi hun pr sacchi jb aapne us 2 take k pakistani ki baat pe "OYE" bola na mujhe laga ab ma behen ki gaali aane waali hai😂😅, salute hai aapke calm or controlled mind ko, or vaise bhi in 2 take k logo k liye q apni zabaan gandi krni😊😊
With cricket being an emerging sport in many countries, imagine if Isreal strats playing cricket or host an ICC event, i would love to see how pakistan would react to that. 😅😅.
Jai shree Ram Alok Bhai kese ho Bhai THOKA TOH Ap ne Vakeel ko Pura Achi Tarah Seh Hai But Aur v Nazara Aa Jata Jab Ap ne vo Attvaddi wali Gal kri c Bhai us tym v Keh dete na Pakistani Attvaadi jitne v Hamare BHARAT meh Aye hamari ARMY ne Sab ko Ache seh {THOKA} Aur Aane wale waqt v Hum Aur Ache Tarake seh {THOKEGE} JAI HIND🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏👌👌💪💪
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भारत में 70 करोड़ मर्द हैं जो औसतन 60 रुपये महीना शेविंग और हेयर कटिंग में खर्च करते हैं, जो कि एक महीने में 4200 करोड़ होते हैं!
अब इस बात में कामेडी यह है कि पाकिस्तान का रक्षा बजट 4100 करोड़ है, और हमसे लड़ेंगे !
नोट- अभी महिलाओं के ब्यूटीपार्लर का खर्च नही जोड़ा है!😂😂
@@sahani9653 hahahah😂😂🇮🇳💪💪
Sahi pakde hai bai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wo toh pure Asia k budget se bhi zyada hoga 😂😂😂
अगर घर मे शेव करे तो कम से कम 300-400 और महीने में एक बार हेयर कट तो मिनिमम 200 तो टोटल 600 महीना 😂 दो बिंदी और जोड़ लो 😎
Bikul right bro 😅😅😅😅
Sachin Tendulkar made his first international tour to Pakistan when he was 16 years old.Then Waqar Younis' ball hit his nose and injured him.But even then, 16-year-old Sachin was not afraid.And that cricket match was a draw.
True
And they say we are afraid of them😂
That is why they are losers
क्या धोए हो आलोक जी मजा आ गया।एक दम धोबी की तरह जैसे कपड़े धोता है😂😂
Pappistaniyo ko 😂😂😂😂
Agree good job alok bhau
भारत एक ऐसा देश है, जहाँ 'पटाखा' फोड़ने वालो का धर्म पता है...
लेकिन 'बम' फोड़ने वालो का मज़हब आज भी रहस्य है😂
Sahi hai
Sab congressi chaal hai
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sahani9653 ek dum sahi kahal hai ho sahani ji
Sahi bola bhai aapane Sadhvi Pragya Malegaon bam dhamaka😂😂😂 aur nakshal hamla jo hote rahata hai Desh mein pure India .... is hamlabaadi Ko kya Naam doo.. isko aap koi Naam nahin de sakte nahin to India Badnaam Ho jaega hamare Desh mein China Pakistan Pakistan ke aatankwadi sab padhe hue hain aur India ke log bhi India ko barbad karne per pade hue hain jismein sabse bada hath rajnetao ka haat hai sare fasad ke jad yahi neta log hai
Alok Sir, you are best best best best best.
Alok, Sir,
I'm big fan of you.
मुझे आपकी हर एक विडिओ बहुत बहुत अच्छी लगती है। क्योंकि आप द्वारा आपकी हर वीडियो में सबूतों के साथ बात करते हो। You are best best. ❤️❤️
वकील साहब, ICC रैंकिंग देखो और बताओ डरना किसको चाहिए I 😂
Vo vakil nahi hai jutha hai berojgar hai sala 😂😂😂
Wah... Alok sir ye baat sahi kaha. chahne se kuch nahi hota
भीखमंगे चले लंगर कराने 😂😂😂😂
Wa gi wa😅😅😅
😂😂😂
Your reaction and reply was superb, Alok.
Jai hind
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Love you bhai❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Gud counter Alok sir salute to you
ध्वज को सैल्यूट नहीं राष्ट्रगान गाना नहीं जन्मभूमि का जयकारा नहीं पर देश हमारा भी है..!😂
Bilkul
Uske upar hinduon ke khoon peena
Desh drohi soch
Desh nahi zameen ka tukda (dar- ul -herb) jispe kabzaa jamana hai.
Hamare liye dharti Ma hai.... unke liye jayedad hai...
Jai hind Jai Bharat 🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Ram Ram Alok bhai 🚩🚩🚩
इंडियन क्रिकेटर डरते है सही बोला,कही बॉम न फार दे ग्राउंड में😂
The correct sir .
Bohoth khub bola Aalok sir.
2 kodi k panjapis
Pakistan ki swapna Pani mein gaya chhapak 👏👏. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
Chapak 😂😂😂
India never go to Pakistan CT 2025,🇮🇳👍❤️✅🚩
Love you Alok Bhai from Jammu❤❤ 1millon tak full sports❤❤har har modi Ghar Ghar Modi love you modi ji❤❤❤❤❤ jai Shree ram❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
आलोक सर जी , आप तो पाकिस्तानियों को ऐसे समझ रहे हैं कि वह हिंदुस्तान जैसी किताबें पढ़ते हैं । वो आसमानी किताबें पढ़ते हैं सर जी 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aaj bohot acche se apne in lafange ko reply kiya hai sir
Ye log laton ke bhoot hai baton ke nehi
Please say something about Furqan Bhatti....he is insulting our Major Gaurav Arya
@@Angrycat8466 tum pakistani channel dekhte kyon ho?
@@Ani-i8k sorry brother
@@Ani-i8k some people from India give him money to talk with him about pakistani cricket team in his live chat. We have loopholes.
@@Angrycat8466 please unsubscribe & blocked him, pkmkb 1 bar inke saath karke to dekho bro,😂😂🤣, from an indian buddhist, amsterdam, netherlands.
@@souvikmukherjee1013 bengali bro ?
Aalok bhai sahi thoka nice 👍
JAY HIND ALOK SIR. FACT AUR PROOF KE SAATH KAISE NANGA KARTE HAI. KAISE JALIL KARTE HAI KOI AAP SE SIKHE. GREAT JOB WELL DONE NICE COUNTER. FROM BHARAT. ❤🎉😊
93000 surender Bali army
*vaali
ओ भाई इंडिया में कोई नहीं चाहता कि इंडियन टीम पाक में जाएं।
Bilkul..👍
सही ठोके हो आलोक भाई....
जयहिंद
5:35 😂😂😂😂 Pel diya Alok Bhai ne 😂😂
नहीं हम भारतीय क्रिकेट लभर ये नहीं चाहते कि हमारी भारतीय टीम पाकिस्तान मैच खेलने जाएं। हम अपने खिलाड़ियों के जान के लिए कोई समझौता नहीं करना चाहते।
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
2 kouri ke pakistani 😂 sir aaj apne pakistani ko khub pela hai. Well-done sir👏
आलोक sir ❤👍🇮🇳
Bilkul sahi baat sir❤❤❤
आलोक जी नमस्कार आप कैसे हो और पाकिस्तान में नहीं जाइगा टीम इंडिया नहीं जाइगा पाकिस्तान में वह संरक्षा नहीं है जय हिंद जय भारत वंदेमातरम है
Alok Sir salute you hamare dil❤ ke bath bolte ho aap
Sir..Amazing .. really was getting Goosebumps..This is one of your best videos..
Ram Ram Alok Sir ❤ Jay Hind Jay Bharat 🙏🙏🙏Har Har Mahadev 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Pakistani kabhi nhi samjhte ki the reason is
1. Wo dahshatgardi promote krte hain
2. Humare jawano ki jo log jaan lete hain humko unke saath koi lena dena nhi koi khel nhi koi trade nhi
Simple
Priya ji woh denial mode main jee rahe hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂एक वकील है और एक इंजीनियर 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
बाप बड़ा ना भैया सबसे बड़ा रुपैया••🇵🇰••😝
Ye bhikaristan ka cricket permote krne ka rheka ley rkha indian cricket team ka
Alok sir and Major sahab we are proud both of you
Pakistan me saab lawyer hai but knowledge zero hai bas inlogo ko Degrees chahiye hota hai 😊.
Sehi bole
Ek number thoka Alok sar
Love you from India
bilkul sahi kaha ha Alok bhai na ye bharat se kisi tarah k koi sambandh rakhe na inko koi taklif ho na hume
21:11 इस मामले मे मै मेजर गौरव आर्य के साथ हूं 💪 अलोक भाई मेजर गौरव आर्य ने भी इसपर वीडियो बनाया है उसपर भी ek reaction do.....
Pakistan ko dusra bada jhataka Paisa bhi kharch karva Diya aur cricket bhi khelne nahin jaenge kaisa laga BCCI ka bada jhataka 😅😅😅😅😅😅
बांग्लादेश भी अब पाकिस्तान के रास्ते पर चल पड़ा है।
Good Aalok bhai
Alok brother note this three points:
1) India in IT information Tech. are expert in this field, Pakistan in IT International Terroism are expert.
2) India is great in education that's why in all MNC's CEO are of indians., Pakistan is great in education that's why they are exporting beggers all over the world.
3) Indian play CRICKET, TENNIS or any games in professional ways that's why we are achieving awards, Pakistanis making playing grounds as a prayer ground.
That's why i used to tell always EDUCATION is important.
Alok sir aap bahut sandar bat krte ho
Super Alok Ji ... You filled them up to nicely 😜
Well done sir, it feel so good. And with proof. 👍👍👍👍.
Yeh advocate shayad affidavit sign karne wala advocate hai 🤣🤣🤣
Good counter alok bhai
Pakistan ke advocate ghasiyare hain kya, cheel ke rkh diya alok bhai ... Boht he umda, atay blessed bhai ❤
खिसयानी बिल्ली खंबा नोचें 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Waah sir I love you.jay jagannath.
Thankyou Alok ji 🙏🏻
Alok sir app bilkul sahi THOOOOKA😂😂
Pakistani Education Dikha Diya Pakistani Advocate Ne. Bechara Kya Karega Jaisa Education Milega Vaisahi Gadha Banega Na🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂bilkul😂😂😂😂
You are right sir
Jo Aantakwad ko badhava de us ko kamane ka moka qu de
Firr wahi pesho se humare par Aantakwad bhejega
Jai Hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏💙
Thank you Alok bhaiya
Haa darte h bhai Pakistan jaane me pta nhi kha fat jaye bomb 😂
Alok bhai vaise me comment krta nhi hun pr sacchi jb aapne us 2 take k pakistani ki baat pe "OYE" bola na mujhe laga ab ma behen ki gaali aane waali hai😂😅, salute hai aapke calm or controlled mind ko, or vaise bhi in 2 take k logo k liye q apni zabaan gandi krni😊😊
Bilkul sahi baat ❤❤❤
Bilkul sahi Dhokha ..sir aapane
Let's leave our cricket forever for Indian soldiers.
@@user-fd2wi3wi7c y should be leave cricket, what should u like to say...?
बहुत अच्छी तरीके से काउंटर कियाहै अपने इंडिया को पाकिस्तान नहीं जानाचाहिए
Andar tak ghusa dia 😂 mast thoka😂
Sir travel vlog badiya banate hai bas toda us area ka highrise building bhi dhikhayenge to or badiya vlog banega love from bihar ❤❤❤
अलोक संर का आज रौद्र रुप देखने को मिला😅
Alok bhai I really like the way you counter and show facts thanks keep it up we all support you
last punch was awesome
Country First. Cricket is secondary. India must maintain its stand. India must keep Pakistan on the ventilator for life.
Pakistani army champion trofi my khylygi india team ki jagha 😊 Asim Munir captain 😊😊 note meelega 😆
With cricket being an emerging sport in many countries, imagine if Isreal strats playing cricket or host an ICC event, i would love to see how pakistan would react to that. 😅😅.
Jai shree Ram Alok Bhai kese ho Bhai THOKA TOH Ap ne Vakeel ko Pura Achi Tarah Seh Hai But Aur v Nazara Aa Jata Jab Ap ne vo Attvaddi wali Gal kri c Bhai us tym v Keh dete na Pakistani Attvaadi jitne v Hamare BHARAT meh Aye hamari ARMY ne Sab ko Ache seh {THOKA} Aur Aane wale waqt v Hum Aur Ache Tarake seh {THOKEGE} JAI HIND🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🙏🙏👌👌💪💪
Good 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Indian cricket council 😂😂😂🙏🇮🇳🙏
t20 wc bhool gaye shayad wakil sab 🤣🤣😂dar te hai🤣🤣🤣😂
Bharat ke prati Pakistan ke jilon mein jahar bhara hai
Good 👍
6:03 Pakistan chahta hai ke Bharat ka bachcha bachcha tabah ho jaaye... Aur ho gaya 😂
Mast thoka
Aise hi pelte raho sir ji mujhe bahut maja aata hai aap ki video dekhni hai 😂😂😂😂
Pakistani Courts must be working in the same way without any proofs and with these kind of lawyers.
Evidences facts इनसे पाकिस्तानियों का दूर दूर तक कोई नाता नहीं है।
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
I knew this was coming when I saw this video on real entertainment
Nailed it alok sir ❤❤❤❤❤
Jai hind alok bhai 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
👍👍👍👍👍👍
Wah Alok Sir kya dhoya h
Alok Sir,
Yeh log ka dar kaise hoga. Yeh log ko pata hai ki yeh log harega. Isliye har ne ka dar nahi hai.
At 8.08-9.32😂😂 right Alokji,..at 11.44-14.51✔️✔️absolutely right Alokji,
Champion trofy india main honi chahiye
Are sir ye kalma padke wakil bana hai!!
Bilkul sahi sir 😂😂😂😂
Main hun Indian Main Nahin Chahta ki Pakistan mein Hamare team ke Log Khele Jay Hind