I Bought the Most Embarrassing Vehicle Ever Made (Cheapest Hummer H2)

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  • @tonyl7286
    @tonyl7286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Tracksuit, Porsche, H2, gold watches.
    Hudyakov's Garage

  • @stnickwoods
    @stnickwoods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Was the $6200 worth it, just to trolls DeMuro?

    • @CrazycarsMike
      @CrazycarsMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Totally lol

    • @jcargentum
      @jcargentum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Pussy Magnet yellow put it over the top.

    • @drdremd
      @drdremd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I assume you are just hanging on to it to pick Doug up at the airport.

    • @DFWsCars
      @DFWsCars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It honestly wasn't a bad vehicle (well it was bad, but expectedly so). I think if you got one at under 10k, it would hold its value

    • @chris71mach1
      @chris71mach1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DFWsCars, I have to disagree. The H2 was a rolling abortion from the minute it hit dealership showroom floors. I worked at a Hummer dealership when the first ones came out, and we went through more transmissions, rear ends, transfer cases, and front differentials than you might even believe. After I left that job, it literally took me a year to forget the part number for the transmissions cause we replaced so many. The driver's view (as even mentioned in the video) as laughable, and the most common buyer/drivers were small soccer moms who couldn't see shit out of the tiny windows. GM should be ashamed that they did this to the previously proud Hummer name.

  • @nikmcintosh1275
    @nikmcintosh1275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    In that track suit, Tyler looks like he should be squatting in front of a Soviet-era appartment block smoking a cigarette.

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He should buy a Lada as well :)

    • @900108Chale
      @900108Chale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should have worn the same outfit when reviewing his Bentley!
      Soviet Gangsta style!!!

    • @andrewlaw
      @andrewlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Das vidanya comrade!

    • @zhoutorres2677
      @zhoutorres2677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      While eating sunflower or pumpkin seeds

    • @bichplz4375
      @bichplz4375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ril slav

  • @wtfchazpwnt
    @wtfchazpwnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Now get some spinner wheels and a crazy subwoofer setup like you're balling in 2003.

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would be funny if he did that.

    • @trumpstroll7438
      @trumpstroll7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roscoe Wade Oh Q

    • @dparag14
      @dparag14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Roscoe Wade he'll start wearing gold chains and hats now.

    • @eatsleepdrive7034
      @eatsleepdrive7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don’t forget underglow 😂

    • @SchnelleKat
      @SchnelleKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot the fuzzy dice!

  • @RolandtheThompsonGunner
    @RolandtheThompsonGunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Your neighbors must constantly look out their windows and say, "what is this nut job doing this time?"

    • @andrewlaw
      @andrewlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can see the wife peeping from behind the curtain saying "Bryan, he's bought another pointless gas guzzler of a car, he's fucking mental".

  • @robd003
    @robd003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Please wear the tracksuit in all future recordings.

  • @jettivonaviska
    @jettivonaviska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Revved the engine twice, there goes $15

    • @lawnmowerdude
      @lawnmowerdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol the H2 isn’t really more gas hungry than any other large gas truck.

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      lawnmowerdude Found the h2 owner

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marc D Found the dead meme

    • @Stressless2023
      @Stressless2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawnmowerdude It must have worse gas mileage than most other large SUV's of the day since the EPA didn't even rate H2's because they weigh so much. I've read that these get single digits.

    • @stefanwinter1377
      @stefanwinter1377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the head gasket?

  • @EFR-rt1sb
    @EFR-rt1sb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Tyler Hoover is living the life of a millionaire..... from 2003 (In 2019).

    • @bluegrassedc
      @bluegrassedc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Except he is probably a millionaire. He's wearing $50,000 worth of watches just in this video.

    • @wellhellothere91
      @wellhellothere91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bluegrassedc 80k worth of watches, dude's a hero hahahaha

    • @javid905
      @javid905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Josh311 hes wearing fake watches....

    • @EvilDeathFx
      @EvilDeathFx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake it til you make it

    • @NewWorldOrderFilms2030
      @NewWorldOrderFilms2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh311 the gold one is definitely some fake crap watch.

  • @900108Chale
    @900108Chale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You gotta do the 158,000 watt sound system, 38 screens, 8 xBox, 52" inch rims and golden trim all around.

  • @joeyscleaninglady2877
    @joeyscleaninglady2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    You bought the cheapest adidas track suit in america.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's actually government surplus from the Soviet Union Circa 1987.
      It was new in the box with the tags still on it and it smelled of vodka and Windex

    • @RolandtheThompsonGunner
      @RolandtheThompsonGunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was probably previously worn by Russian gangster or a New Jersey Guido.

    • @nuetschau0production
      @nuetschau0production 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slavidas!

    • @SSV_Motorsports
      @SSV_Motorsports 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayooooo⚰⚰⚰

    • @Maybe1Someday
      @Maybe1Someday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tri Poloski

  • @epiccheese911
    @epiccheese911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I'll pretend I didn't hear what he said about selling the Lexus. *I'm shocked*

    • @cats400
      @cats400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      epiccheese911 if you watch the car wizard, he said it in a video like last week.

    • @czexybeast
      @czexybeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So sad to see the Lexus go. I liked that truck.

    • @Gabriel-nd3fo
      @Gabriel-nd3fo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He got rid of a landcruiser for a H2? hahaaa

    • @MarkBlaze
      @MarkBlaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      H2's are utter trash.

    • @ptb3937
      @ptb3937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really liked the land cruiser

  • @KenRobinsonchannel
    @KenRobinsonchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I bet Hoovies younger subscribers don’t understand the intro lmao

    • @arminass1681
      @arminass1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahaha

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those were the good days!

    • @olin_7
      @olin_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenny Robinson I do

    • @jadenhorne9362
      @jadenhorne9362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MTV Cribs

    • @cullenwilliams1695
      @cullenwilliams1695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am 14 and I do understand the throwback to the late 90s and early 2000s pop culture so don't be hatin

  • @thedementedmussolinifjb3218
    @thedementedmussolinifjb3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    To quote Nacho from Better Call Saul, "It looks like a school bus for 6 year old pimps".

    • @ToreHansen
      @ToreHansen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epic scene!

    • @fl_omar
      @fl_omar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, thats from BCS!! Same color

    • @thedementedmussolinifjb3218
      @thedementedmussolinifjb3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ToreHansen Yep, I hope they bring Pryce back for BCS Season 5.

    • @davidlyon1899
      @davidlyon1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a 6 year old pimp,whats your problem?

    • @nvls5393
      @nvls5393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what a fucking name. spoonclank plushie.

  • @mauriciomarianocarneiro
    @mauriciomarianocarneiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Challenge, put the H2 on your stairs like the Toyota Land Cruiser!

    • @sir_ma-at_mons
      @sir_ma-at_mons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mauricio Mariano he demolished the stairs

    • @mauriciomarianocarneiro
      @mauriciomarianocarneiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sir_ma-at_mons yeah I remembered, but he will still need a away to reach his door. :)

    • @RonHaslam2001
      @RonHaslam2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      After Land Cruiser climbs the stairs, whole stairs need to tear down for repair. When H2 climbs up the stairs, H2 will tow to junkyard.

    • @DarthVader1977
      @DarthVader1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Challenge*

    • @mauriciomarianocarneiro
      @mauriciomarianocarneiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarthVader1977 Thanks English is not my native language. Sometimes I mix english with the other 4 languages.

  • @RNKid
    @RNKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I'll be honest; I actually love the H2

    • @farmerman7947
      @farmerman7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RN Kid it’s part of the 2000’s drug dealer kit

    • @SuperJmbk
      @SuperJmbk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had one in 04 sold it in 05. Too flashy and the interiors were absolute garbage.

    • @electricdrip4769
      @electricdrip4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEA THERE DOPE

    • @mustansir2581
      @mustansir2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People customize it

    • @beterwithab
      @beterwithab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course, tree huggers are the people that hate them.

  • @mrshadowduh9394
    @mrshadowduh9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Wow you actually did it. You bought the worst car in the world.
    Edit: The fact that you sold the Lexus for this actually tilts me.

    • @DouEditz
      @DouEditz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HOW is it the worst car in the world?

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      one of the worst*

    • @jasonandrsen
      @jasonandrsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DouEditz Daddy Doug said so.

    • @mrshadowduh9394
      @mrshadowduh9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DouEditz Its perhaps not for being unreliable. However, the H2 is ugly, uncool, built during a time when GM was even more shit than usual and has this disgusting early 2000s MTV vibe that makes me cringe so hard. I for the life of me can not like it. I can barely accept it.

    • @zachsmith1731
      @zachsmith1731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the universe is out of tilt. One of us going to die

  • @cccccccmc
    @cccccccmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The double Rolex. I SUPPORT THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY

  • @timothymuruga5103
    @timothymuruga5103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    List of cars you should have kept forever:
    1. Mercedes Benz S600
    2. Toyota Land Cruiser 100 Series. (LX470)

    • @Hamza40000-x
      @Hamza40000-x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ferrari f355

    • @aaron___6014
      @aaron___6014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timothy Muruga best comment of all.

    • @aaron___6014
      @aaron___6014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ameer Hamza he should have kept the burnt Ferrari?

    • @Hamza40000-x
      @Hamza40000-x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaron___6014 yeah

    • @MrPeteragent
      @MrPeteragent 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the Air Cooled Porsche 911.

  • @michaelrichter4941
    @michaelrichter4941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    You sold the Land Cruiser. Wow, this is the first time in years I've actually been disappointed in you. That says a lot to be honest.

    • @ConTheDon187
      @ConTheDon187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're worth good money so it's understandable.

    • @DJ-nn6vg
      @DJ-nn6vg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Landcruiser is too reliable for the Hooptie fleet. What's entertaining about a car that never breaks?

    • @Sebbe40
      @Sebbe40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cry me a river Michael.

    • @user-zm7de9fc9x
      @user-zm7de9fc9x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jeff Exactly. I feel like he ran out of ideas with the Land Cruiser as he did everything in it muddling, off roading, he even crossed a river in it and water got in and it still ran. He did the right move with this hummer he’ll be able to get many content and views.

    • @wezilla21
      @wezilla21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJ-nn6vg you're on point with that

  • @josemanuel5749
    @josemanuel5749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    We officially lost you! Im expecting next an Aztek.....

    • @NarschoolVlog
      @NarschoolVlog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      or a PT Cruiser..

    • @thesilentg3941
      @thesilentg3941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NarschoolVlog Atleast those two are good!

    • @jwitt513
      @jwitt513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that is an embarrassment to drive.

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NarschoolVlog the PT is legitimately a fast and pretty comfortable vehicle. Def not the most embarrassing, the H2 is far worse

    • @darkprince2584
      @darkprince2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god lol I'll unsubscribe if he get one of those piles

  • @RikkoZel
    @RikkoZel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    You have that full slav outfit, It's magnificent

    • @jamie7056
      @jamie7056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah looking good Tyler you just need a HnTight haircut to complete the look

  • @MajorLeagueBassboost
    @MajorLeagueBassboost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    _inhabitant of moskow government housing district, denis bilyichow, next to a captured american military vehicle_
    _1970, colorized_

  • @jundialhaqiqa9907
    @jundialhaqiqa9907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I can't believe you sold that badass Lexus to buy that turd.

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's his business, get a car, make videos, sell it, buy another car, repeat.

    • @ababab28
      @ababab28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eddgrs9193 Sorry guy, but you do get to criticize and give feedback without having to be a filmographer. Wait, you aren't Hoovie's mom are you?

    • @buddhaflipdotcom8470
      @buddhaflipdotcom8470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His completely impractical perspective is his shtick. That Hummer was a total douche wagon in the early 00's and now just serves as an example of failure caused by excess.

    • @3800cruiser
      @3800cruiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I'm mad I didn't get a chance to buy it too. 🤣

    • @jundialhaqiqa9907
      @jundialhaqiqa9907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eddgrs9193 Why are you getting so defensive? I am not attacking anybody I am just stating my opinion, as are you.

  • @Lickxmyxkicks
    @Lickxmyxkicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I guess I’m the small percentage who absolutely loves the H2s and H2 SUTs

    • @traveldestinationh2o731
      @traveldestinationh2o731 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have an 06 H2 SUT. I love it!!

    • @Lickxmyxkicks
      @Lickxmyxkicks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@traveldestinationh2o731 finally got my hands on a h2 and loved the project but could never get it just right. I ended up getting it off my hands before these prices got to where they are now otherwise I would of had a nice yard ornament.

  • @humanbraininrobotbod
    @humanbraininrobotbod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    TH: I bought an H3
    Me: Ha ha how amusing.
    TH: I sold my Lex Cruiser
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Ceziar
    @Ceziar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Import a Lada 1200 (Nova). That would fit your tracksuit properly

    • @aarons7836
      @aarons7836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *niva*

    • @Ceziar
      @Ceziar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarons7836 naw dude Nova was UK name for that shoebox shaped sedan that remained unchanged for decades

    • @tech4pros1
      @tech4pros1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lada 2106 or Samara..

    • @MikevanLieshout
      @MikevanLieshout 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tech4pros1 2105/2107 not much of a difference, was just looking at this one: link.marktplaats.nl/m1387374624

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ceziar yos brother.

  • @UnitedMovieMakers
    @UnitedMovieMakers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have a soft spot for the H2. It was such a distinctive car back in the day (especially in that yellow) and I wouldn't mind owning one someday in the future (maybe with some resto-mods).

  • @VinceShuta
    @VinceShuta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Doug: "This is the most embarrassing vehicle you can buy."
    Tyler: "Hold by beer."

    • @ssab9063
      @ssab9063 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doug is not half the TH-camr Hoovie is.

    • @ffhjvbuydb78eb
      @ffhjvbuydb78eb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doug is the most embarrassing youtuber to watch. That's why I don't watch him.

  • @nostalgic_pokemon_memories
    @nostalgic_pokemon_memories 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    it cost around 40k in gas to get that h2 to 190k miles on the dash.

    • @ProlificInvention
      @ProlificInvention 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣😆 Brilliant deduction and math...gotta love that. You win the internets today.

    • @rorybailey3279
      @rorybailey3279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuel prices would have changed over the years so that be a slight variation in price

    • @ProlificInvention
      @ProlificInvention 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rorybailey3279 Yep, water is wet also 😂🤣😆🤔

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone who has also owned multiple 70s land yachts this is not the only vehicle in his fleet that is inches away from single digit mpg. I'm actually surprised it does this poorly. It's not as if this exact same 6.0 wasn't available on GMs other SUVs, it just wasn't the default option. You cannot tout 4.8 or 5.3 mpgs if they aren't available.

    • @purolanpastori
      @purolanpastori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in that case it wouldve costed well over 100k in my home country

  • @JundaComputersGmbH
    @JundaComputersGmbH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This hits me right in the childhood!!! Back in 2003 the Hummer H2 with 26" Chrome Spinner DUB rims, Lamborghini Doors, and a trunk full of Huge Subwoofers with TV screens and PlayStation 2 was the COOLEST along with the Cadillac Escalade, playing 50 Cent In Da Club !!! I used to play Need For Speed Underground 2 everyday, brings back good memories from 16 years ago, Thank you Hoovie!

  • @YNB_Fatty
    @YNB_Fatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I’m actually experiencing severe depression over the fact you sold the Lexus to get this piece of junk 😞

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @obadel5092
      @obadel5092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't forget the anger too

    • @GoldenCroc
      @GoldenCroc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am literally getting panic attacks just thinking about it.

    • @YNB_Fatty
      @YNB_Fatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going through the 5 stages of grieving currently

    • @DarthVader1977
      @DarthVader1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like pizza.

  • @sdluke
    @sdluke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The Wizard is probably thinking: I can probably put 2 or 3 kids through college now!

    • @iliaz7057
      @iliaz7057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With all the money that hoovie has given to him he can put my whole village through college

    • @clansman66
      @clansman66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh but does The Wizard have a lift in his shop that can lift the thing..?

    • @sdluke
      @sdluke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stuart Macrae apparently yes

  • @yepthatsme7029
    @yepthatsme7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “a comeback is NEVER gonna happen”
    2021 hummer: helo

  • @vini1277
    @vini1277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Loved the intro! Please never stop making videos!

  • @Mumblix
    @Mumblix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    YOU SOLD THE LX470 FOR THIS? It looks like a giant block of Government cheese!

    • @justinrgrecky
      @justinrgrecky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was about to post Kraft cheese, But you nailed it.

    • @shawnerz98
      @shawnerz98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was going to say the same thing? I know the LX470 had close to 400K on it, but still. It was solid. This one...ummm...not so much.

    • @evilwoodchuck
      @evilwoodchuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's gubbamint cheese yo

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shows how much no one cares about that bland brand called Toyota.

    • @Cooperdonny325
      @Cooperdonny325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mumblix Grumph GM cars are terrible worst decision ever

  • @BrodyHarris
    @BrodyHarris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You should paint a black 3 on each side of the front doors, only people who have seen zombieland would understand...

    • @pnwvibes_
      @pnwvibes_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jason Groze definitely a neo nazi mobile lol

    • @GreyGav
      @GreyGav 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This needs to happen.

  • @markmalinowski5951
    @markmalinowski5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Exhaust noise is manifold bolts breaking. You can buy clamps to tighten them so you don't have to remove the heads and extract bolts for $50.

    • @jasbel671
      @jasbel671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow great tip 👌

  • @MS7.7
    @MS7.7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    **P.I.M.P. 50 cents playing in the background**

    • @gamby16a
      @gamby16a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't know wutcha heard about me...

    • @Klocaine237
      @Klocaine237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUCK 50

    • @ProlificInvention
      @ProlificInvention 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz I'm a motherfuckin P I M P

    • @frankmagana1408
      @frankmagana1408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah this isnt it chief. 50 was an Escalade man. “I put lamborghini doors on that esss-coooo-laaade”

  • @volvogt21
    @volvogt21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Next: Hoovie pays 50k for Jeremy Clarkson's The Excellent

  • @carsorsomethingidk
    @carsorsomethingidk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Hoovie using rust as an excuse to flex his watches once again

    • @memetmamot3433
      @memetmamot3433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      being a rapper persona etc.. that's why

    • @RR137G
      @RR137G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are making a comeback I have noticed a lot of lifted ones on the road lately a lot of older trucks that have been restored to.

    • @user-di1hh4qy6r
      @user-di1hh4qy6r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can hear them scratching each other lol

    • @JamesDavidWalley
      @JamesDavidWalley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm hoping those are fake because, if not, that’s no way to treat $25,000 worth of watches.

    • @of.course
      @of.course 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JamesDavidWalley The way to treat $25000 worth of watches is however the fuck you want because they're yours.

  • @streetpreacher7176
    @streetpreacher7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    That Porsche does look way more expensive now ❤️🔥👍

    • @Gameday2159
      @Gameday2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dat orange doe.

    • @jacobfleming565
      @jacobfleming565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gameday2159 yeah we saw its orange

    • @Gameday2159
      @Gameday2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobfleming565 we did?

  • @NEXUSREIGN48
    @NEXUSREIGN48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the blatant display of material items, the dialogue, camera angles, addidas tracksuit... spot on. this is so good! all that was missing was Korn playing as ambient noise in the background. very creative man!

  • @somedonkus69420
    @somedonkus69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    If you don't put ridiculous spinning rims on it I will riot.

  • @kakhiason3492
    @kakhiason3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Guys come on. Hammer is actually a good investment for Hoovie. He ran the Lexus dry content wise . He can make at least 5 more videos about breaking and then fixing the h2 😂

    • @tml8065
      @tml8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fair enough

    • @JoeManLARockinEmpire
      @JoeManLARockinEmpire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are Absolutely Correct! Right on the Money!✌

    • @cadenarant1529
      @cadenarant1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also he has so many cars someone else will probably enjoy that car more to be fair.....how much time does Hoovie even have to drive it

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5? He could make a whole season about this jank tank

    • @joem5140
      @joem5140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus he can use it as a tow vehicle

  • @kastriotdestani8446
    @kastriotdestani8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jokes on you i actually bought the cheapest one last week for $1500

    • @Ceebo66
      @Ceebo66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Prove it

    • @Iexpedite1
      @Iexpedite1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The jokes on both of you.

    • @mattlauderdale8363
      @mattlauderdale8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry, but the joke is on you for being crazy enough to buy it. lol

    • @caleblastname6969
      @caleblastname6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      prove it

    • @kastriotdestani8446
      @kastriotdestani8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guys you keep asking me to prove it but I’m unsure how? Should I start a TH-cam channel?

  • @Scdouglas
    @Scdouglas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That outro physically hurt me. I should sue you for my medical bills after watching that.

  • @rufusbailey1637
    @rufusbailey1637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Best Open Ever...MTV Cribs was perfect for the H2!

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brought back memories from watching that show when it was popular. I was a kid when I first saw it.

  • @joannaatkins822
    @joannaatkins822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Well! You're going to need a new heater core hoovie. That water isn't coming from the weather

  • @JagHeterAlfred
    @JagHeterAlfred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This somehow makes me angrier than when you buried your cars.

  • @kyleburns9439
    @kyleburns9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You... gave up a Land Cruiser for this?? bruh

    • @Walem_B
      @Walem_B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know man. But that teaches us how he got successful. Insanity is his brand and ppl love to watch him make poor decision financially

    • @bluegrassedc
      @bluegrassedc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Worst decision since trading his NSX for the 355.

    • @kyleburns9439
      @kyleburns9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mey Bbobb fair enough.... just sad to see it go :/ it was very similar to 100 series I grew up in!

  • @JBM425
    @JBM425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Having driven Hummers in the Army, I have to admit the H2 was a lot more practical for civilian use than a "civilianized" Hummer. While it wasn't a "real" Hummer, it still managed to capture the spirit of the original in a pretty good package. I really loved the look of the yellow H2s. It's too bad it was the victim of GM's demise.

  • @popanz25
    @popanz25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Tyler, after all the years and purchases, how the hell do you still surprise me?? Kudos.

  • @schiz01d
    @schiz01d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    you should definitely make the Prius' inverted twin project and convert the Hummer to electric power

    • @jordanbanko5347
      @jordanbanko5347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      schiz01d could you image how many KWs it would take to power this thing?

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strong competition. Arnold Schwarzenegger already drove one.

  • @SkullkraneEntertainment
    @SkullkraneEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite TH-camrs reviewing my dream car (unironically)! Love it!!

  • @rv9990
    @rv9990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hummer needs some 24" forgiatos and RDBLA colorflip wrap, YO!

    • @gpatty6538
      @gpatty6538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      skurt 😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @Suethes
    @Suethes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Only 2min in and the clip is already legendary :-)

  • @oakohcan
    @oakohcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2 watches, Adidas tracksuit, Hummer h2
    Midlife crisis confirmed

  • @pspuser1991
    @pspuser1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Thank you for not taking yourself too seriously. It's amazing

  • @HighPeakAutos
    @HighPeakAutos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You’re dressed like my grandmother when she plays tennis 😂

    • @niklasheuer5162
      @niklasheuer5162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      High Peak Autos is she a 30 year old russian dude?

    • @jimmypena2442
      @jimmypena2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whilst wearing two Rolex watches?

    • @HighPeakAutos
      @HighPeakAutos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Peña Hahhaa minus the Rolex’s

    • @HighPeakAutos
      @HighPeakAutos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niklas Heuer Hey, don’t judge! 😂

    • @hal752
      @hal752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe you could do one of your down to earth reviews on one of these?

  • @ManWithNoName.
    @ManWithNoName. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man your awesome for backing up this car, not sure what up everyones ass about it. Probably jelous they couldn't afford it when it came out. But as a child this tank was a dream! Thanks for being non-bias about it, subbed!

  • @DDMSteveB
    @DDMSteveB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    You could have done much worse? Like sell your LexCruiser for this? That would have been worse.
    Wait.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet he got more than $6200 for his Land Cruiser.

  • @MrMohammed960
    @MrMohammed960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:11 with that adidas tracksuit you should've posed as the internet's favourite meme, the Slav Squat

    • @mabehalzuqyadeek
      @mabehalzuqyadeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A.D.I.D.A.S. All Day I Dream About Squatting

  • @thefoss7759
    @thefoss7759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video. Great editing. It really felt like i was watching cribs!!

  • @albatrosrexha1593
    @albatrosrexha1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Tyler you’re an awesome entertainer man, nice job with the intro, very funny, although you should have put the Phantom in the line up too to really seal the deal 🤣🔥🔥

    • @mediumunwell
      @mediumunwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wizard was probably working on it

    • @stephenreed3381
      @stephenreed3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mediumunwell Sadly the next video confirms this. But it would have been hilarious.

  • @TakuroSpirit77
    @TakuroSpirit77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Paint a 3 on the side, a la Zombieland and DO IT FOR DALE!

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:38- *GMC Hummer EV has entered the chat*

  • @TheBlackz05
    @TheBlackz05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Water on carpet = heater core leak/windshield leak

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wet carpet and smell of glycol = heater core leak = bad. Wet carpet and no smell of glycol = windshield leak (= not so bad) or heater leak and someone hasn't bothered to put antifreeze in the cooling system (= worse case)

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not all the chicks dripping wet or anything

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smell of ammonia = urine leak

    • @nross33
      @nross33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s most likely the roof market lights gaskets, all my h2s had this same issue and every H2 still on the road has had this issue at this point

  • @xxflash-ninjaxx4662
    @xxflash-ninjaxx4662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Adidas track suit but no Hardbass smh
    0/10

    • @WoodstaS
      @WoodstaS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's not even squatting. Someone give this man a bottle of vodka, quick!

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      is this a boris face reveal video?

    • @AndrewAMartin
      @AndrewAMartin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WoodstaS Nah, bottle of Henny... (Hennesey)

    • @WoodstaS
      @WoodstaS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Complementary Hardbass, enjoy blin! th-cam.com/video/WNuqo8ScAi8/w-d-xo.html

  • @FriscoBoatersGarage
    @FriscoBoatersGarage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man... you pulled it off perfectly!!!! The tracksuit and double watches!!! Well done!

  • @Mavinski1
    @Mavinski1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You Sold the Landcuser!!! ... Omg you kuku! You sold the best car in your fleet. I have a headache.

  • @hungryhungryhummer
    @hungryhungryhummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I still love the h2s. As long as it has the 2008/09 interior. I think this is a much better review than Doug’s

    • @mome6889
      @mome6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/whoooooosh

    • @Eidrian111
      @Eidrian111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doug just went full imbecile in his review. This one is way better.

    • @R32LMedition
      @R32LMedition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont like the 08 09 dash.

  • @rosetwinz
    @rosetwinz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The Hummer come back is neva gona' happen" didn't age well 🙌🏾

  • @Captain_DeSync
    @Captain_DeSync 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    *Vortec is the most invincible engine GM made.*
    *Starts it up*
    *Hears some knocking sound*
    Me: I’m sure it’s pretty reliable.

    • @AT-sl9kf
      @AT-sl9kf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its a diesel bro

    • @WookieDrives
      @WookieDrives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It'll make that noise well into the 300k mile range. That Era of Vortec tended to get piston slap on higher mileage trucks.

    • @swagsononthabeat7950
      @swagsononthabeat7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The best gm engine is the 5.7L 350 oml

    • @keon5779
      @keon5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AT-sl9kf No, its not.

    • @elitesniper923
      @elitesniper923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's an exhaust leak haha those 6 liters are pretty stout.

  • @kenjirotakahashi
    @kenjirotakahashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can’t tell if Hoovie is aiming for the Slav look or the Mexican soccer player look with that tracksuit🤔

    • @CynicalBastard511
      @CynicalBastard511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Guzman then he got it all wrong because the sneakers should black and white and from the same maker of the tracksuit (Adidas).

    • @dudenamedclem
      @dudenamedclem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely Slav, he just needs to learn his squatting skills.

    • @SydneyChromatic
      @SydneyChromatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GTA 4. Niko

    • @jimmypena2442
      @jimmypena2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A failed rapper that spent his wealth on two Rolexes with dead batteries

  • @mikebagwell8229
    @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when you and Doug throw rocks at each other. Doug just schleps around with other people's cars, but Hoovie has the nads to buy garbage and THEN review it.

  • @albertdadon5708
    @albertdadon5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hoovie got 2 Rollies on his wrist 😂😂😂

    • @CyberlightFG
      @CyberlightFG 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess, the watchface really says "Rolie".

  • @micahgoodson9988
    @micahgoodson9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Says all stick to my *New Years* resolution
    *buys hummer H2*

    • @yasintuncer2285
      @yasintuncer2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he got the car buying pass from the car god jay leno

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New Year's Resolution: _(noun)_
      Definition: The first lie of the year 😂

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being fair - it isnt a car

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mycosys Yeah, it's a beast!

  • @maximilianoluera6679
    @maximilianoluera6679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “the 6.0L vortec is one of the most bulletproof engines ever made”
    *$4000+ repair bill from the wizard*
    feels bad man

    • @TheModusOperandiLine
      @TheModusOperandiLine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why you lying bro?lol There are tons of 6.0 parts everywhere. You can get a built 6.0 for under 3k at any performance shop ... 3 day return as well lol

  • @trondhaugland1208
    @trondhaugland1208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Posterboy for "never leg day".

    • @NakedChicken69
      @NakedChicken69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L.K dude he has 2 watches on the same arm, that isn’t light.

    • @ItsTimePictures
      @ItsTimePictures 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @L.K he doesn't even do pushups

  • @joecerverizzo7686
    @joecerverizzo7686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "When I signed with the Lakers in 98; my homies Kobe & Shaq told me to treat myself." - Tyler Hoover

  • @sirot5561
    @sirot5561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doug and Hoovie = the ultimate FRENEMIES!!!!! 😏

  • @kylianvanhoorn2859
    @kylianvanhoorn2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You should buy the cheapest maserati quatroporte in the us

    • @chefcc90
      @chefcc90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would it even move?

    • @iPhoneAppReviewer
      @iPhoneAppReviewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make Souljaboy an offer on his, he needs the money.

    • @killakam123321
      @killakam123321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iPhoneAppReviewer nah soulja boy rich again now. But that sad Maserati needs to go

  • @dailydrivenH2
    @dailydrivenH2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ill buy it from you dont call Tavarish 🤣😂😅
    Just email me . Im building a 6x6 H2 so yes i can use this .

    • @joacimlopez9735
      @joacimlopez9735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thought you were joking at first. Then I saw your profile pic and realized you were being serious.

    • @dailydrivenH2
      @dailydrivenH2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joacim Lopez yes i was its a long process an it’s been done before but at a shop not as a DIY build

    • @dailydrivenH2
      @dailydrivenH2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vincenzo i will

  • @carycoller3140
    @carycoller3140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had one. I loved it. I miss it. One of the best vehicles I've ever owned, and WAY more reliable than my current 750Li, that's always throwing up check engine lights.

  • @realjohnboxall
    @realjohnboxall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Channel idea - "Hoovie's Watches".

  • @phreak1118
    @phreak1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Jay Leno would certainly not approve of this Tyler.

  • @Tokenomics1
    @Tokenomics1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And obviously a Hummer come back is never gonna happen"
    Never say never!

  • @daddydoug9430
    @daddydoug9430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Niko want to go bowling?

  • @AJGreen-cn8kk
    @AJGreen-cn8kk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Enzo said " aerodynamics is for guys who can't build engines".

    • @jeffanderson7256
      @jeffanderson7256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he was more than wrong 😂

    • @AJGreen-cn8kk
      @AJGreen-cn8kk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffanderson7256 I'm used to people disagreeing with me, but rarely see people disagree with one of the great race car builders of his time.

    • @MS7.7
      @MS7.7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AJGreen-cn8kk Welcome to the Internet where facts becomes opinions.

    • @AJGreen-cn8kk
      @AJGreen-cn8kk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MS7.7 They're now "alternate facts"

    • @9inchpp
      @9inchpp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MS7.7 Yeah and whatever enzo said was also his opinion. You think ferrari's wedge design was for shit and giggles

  • @chadlackey5103
    @chadlackey5103 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your best intro yet! Awesome work!

  • @Karmy.
    @Karmy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Shoulda bought that VehiCROSS instead...
    R.I.P. Lexus

    • @jebbush8491
      @jebbush8491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That Lexus ain't dead, it's probably fighting some war in Africa or the middle east by now

    • @MidshipRunabout2
      @MidshipRunabout2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's probably exported to some Arabic country and doing extreme desert offroading.

  • @Bahraini_Carguy
    @Bahraini_Carguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember when I was a kid back in mid 2000's when i played NFS UG2 & Midnight Club 3 Remix. I thought the Hummer H2 & H3 looked cool and bling. I question my childhood now

    • @splewy
      @splewy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember the H2 was garbage even in that game.

    • @WildWhiteFang
      @WildWhiteFang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont feel bad i wanted a VW beetle, or a pt cruiser when i was a kid, today i wouldnt even sit in one

  • @thephao4327
    @thephao4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Alright, let's give it the beans" Is one of the best things I ever heard.
    From a car channel.

  • @JohnJones-oy3md
    @JohnJones-oy3md 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:13 - "The Owen Wilson 'Wows' are coming out" ROFL

  • @mochronik
    @mochronik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You're not embarrassed Hoovie
    but we're embarrassed for you

  • @ozzy5480
    @ozzy5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hoovie you’re on trending I’m so proud

  • @spicywaters203
    @spicywaters203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wrap the hummer camo white and then make it electric (0-60 ~ 4seconds)

  • @charlie9976
    @charlie9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Damn, my boy hoovie out here flexing on us with that yacht master 2 and gold rolex, not sure on value of the gold one, but yacht master 2's retail around 45k

    • @ReedTheEnd
      @ReedTheEnd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They’re fake...which perfectly completes the persona he’s going for in this video

    • @FerrariUSA18
      @FerrariUSA18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The gold one is a Daytona, going for around 30-40k

    • @SimpleCarGuy
      @SimpleCarGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie thought that was the joke

    • @masoodrahman2098
      @masoodrahman2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They must be the cheapest that's for sure

    • @hunterpogo
      @hunterpogo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not fake, check earlier videos

  • @michaelouz
    @michaelouz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Trading a Land Cruiser for an H2 to ironically explore the many strata of neo-con lifestyles that permeated the 00s? This is a spicy, spicy move, and I'm here for it.

  • @hanskinslo326
    @hanskinslo326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Car Wizard is already shaking his head.

    • @eustace2c2
      @eustace2c2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like counting all the money he will make.

    • @VQ.Family
      @VQ.Family 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol