Soldiers Talk About The Funniest Punishments By A Superior (r/AskReddit)
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"What are you gonna do? Take away my birthday?"
Experienced Naval Captain: Hold my coffee, son.
*Crosses IDL again at next midnight*
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That’s some of the most funniest yet horrifying things ever if you think about it
I served in the Colombian Marine corp and we needed to keep our barracks spotless all the time. One of the barracks had a fish tank with several tropical species, during a cleaning procedure of the tank one of the fishes died on us, we didn't thought much of it and were going to trow it away. Before we could do that our Sargent did the examination of the the cleaning and noticed the missing fish, he told him what had occur and that we were planing on trowing it away. He went furious. We were force to do a military ceremony for the dead fish in full white marine uniform, rifles, shooting and coffin included. Us a platoon of 32 men in full uniform was force to carry away a military funeral of 2 hours in middle of the Caribbean sun for a fish while most of the base watched.
I would love to see that
What in the actual fuck?!
THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING
Man must’ve been in love with the fish.
Imagine going through a whole ass military funeral for a F I S H
I heard of a guy who had to report to Sgt. Tree every evening. Sgt. Tree was the one tree on the airfield. His poor kid had to stand at parade rest and tell Sgt. Tree what stupid shit he did that day.
He had to stop because too many officers were laughing while taxiing their aircraft, and it was considered a hazard.
Then assign him a tree away from the runway, corporal Oak
Oh my fuck
I'm laughing to hard at this holy crap
That's nuts.
🤣🤣
A DS I had really disliked his platoon (he was a 2nd Platoon DS, I was in 1st) and smoked them by making them lowcrawl around the bay. He really liked that this one kid from my platoon could make really convincing crow noises and the DS grabbed him to watch his privates lowcrawl. Then he told them to say “I’m a worm!” And so they all started mumbling I’m a worm.
Then hed make the kid who can make crow noises do crow calls, and then the DS told them to curl up so they wouldn’t get eaten by the crow. So every minute or so of them crawling saying “I’m a worm”, the guy would crowcall, and they curl up and say something like “please don’t eat me!” Volunteering to be his battlebuddy was the best thing I’ve ever done
I had a coworker who could imitate roosters, turkeys, Jedi lightsaber noises. Anything.
In my training platoon one guy had to carry around a potted plant to make up for the oxygen lost to the stupid things he kept saying.
XD
For how long?
@@arfcaptainvoid1188 I think it was at least for the duration of the basic training. After that we were all reassigned to other roles and units.
@@sptony2718 oh wow, I wonder if my brother had any ridiculous punishments or saw one, but I think I'm afraid to ask him, lol
Pfff im a warrant, thanks ill do that to the misbahaving cadets :)
I really want to know if the Bruce Willis memorial rock made it through basic
My money is on "yes".
I'd try to take Bruce Willis on deployment as a mascot/backup holdout weapon.
I wanna know how many ppl were legitimately upset(who wouldn't be) that he was dead until they were able to discover the truth.
Its pronounced yippie KIA
First one is stolen
My dad used to have some problems with his temper when he was younger, while in basic training to enter the Air Force he popped off at one of the officers (probably the Drill Sergeant) and received a rather odd punishment the next morning.
He was ordered to go around barracks and flip over every single leaf on the ground. The funny part is that it was hard to tell if you had already flipped over a leaf already or not, and since it was Fall new leaves would constantly fall every few minutes.
Safe to say this had fixed my dad's anger issues, he's a pretty chill and fun guy to be around now, I'm proud to call him Dad.
Drill Sergeant isn't an officer
Solution for temper: Flip every leaf from a tree
@@B0TFrosty It's not as weird as the punishments in the video.
@@primeministersinister625 Gee if you know so much why don't you join the Air Force, I'm sure they could use a smartass like yourself buddy.
@@deusvult51241)Airforce Gay, 2) im already Army. Get rekt nerd
I once had a private who would always forget things he was told to do even though he had a notepad to write them down. So I issued him a small child's colorful notepad and a box of crayons to take notes with. At the next end of day meeting when everyone took out their notepads to write down the packing lists and other important info the look on our platoon Sargent's face was priceless.
"box of crayons".........................Marines?
*Sergeant *
Diego Veloso oh no...
Almost stabbed an E7 by accident. My punishment was to do pushups everytime I saw him.
Context?
@@underwhelmingcuriosity501 See what had happened was, I was playing with a knife, trying to do that thing everyone does where you flick your wrist and the knife opens. I was not gripping it like at all, so an open knife came shooting out of my hands and hit his hand.
I was playing with it and almost stabbed someone because of it.
Hahahahaha so you do tricks.
Wait wait, E7? That would be...a Master Sergeant?
@@physical_insanity E8 is MSG, E7 was sergeant first class.
Military punishments are so creative, very entertaining
Bailey Losse not so cool when you have to do them like me
Hospitaller yep
they're retarded
Only few are entertaining, most of them are cruel.
I wonder, do they make up the punishment right then and there or do they have like some kind of note book with a list of possible punishments and just wait for the perfect situation
Some dude in OSUT (basic for combat engineers) and was mouth breathing, Drill yelled at him to stop wasting oxygen, then demanded the private go to a tree, salute the tree, and thank it for the oxygen.
On basic we had something called the frame of wisdom, essentially just an old target frame from years back. It was located on the top of a massive hill, and wherever we were on camp, you could see it. If you fucked up, your NCO would say something along the lines of “go seek guidance from the frame of wisdom, you have 10 minutes.” Really fun to watch recruits scramble up this hill as fast as possible
Comptemplate this on the Frame of Woe.....smoke them.
I had to salute every leaf falling for a whole morning once, was funny and boring
What did you do
@@americanpanzer4163 I forgot to salute an officer
My husband's nickname for me is Leaf... so if I fell down while walking past you, would you have to salute me?
@@Brievel Only if your name is Annie Oakley or Leafa.
@@meganb.2249 I am named for a tree, actually. Unfortunately. Hence the nickname.
In bootcamp they made a kid in our platoon walk around the squad bay (giant room with 80+ beds where everyone sleeps) at the dead of night and scream to the top of his voice “does anyone want water” while he holds a giant 10 gallon jerry can above his head. They made him do it for an entire week, every night.
What did he do?
@@deathbymonkey69 Ask for water I would assume
@@Minebricker88 no, this would've been serious! Like the whole platoon failing to drink their gosh dang water. Best bet, he was a bad boy and ended up getting dehydrated.
@@thescribe5494 Ah I see
I feel bad for him because everyone who woke up from that I'm sure had to be pissed
jukebox story is a win for everyone I'd say
Well he made money off of it.
Sounds ver abusive
@@sketch__5972 pretty much the armed forces in a nutshell.
@@theblackbaron4119
For real.
As far as military nicknames go you can do WAY fucking worse than "Jukebox".
Silicon Valley: We have the most creative people in the world.
USMC: Hold my crayons.
Fresh out of basic and I got a good one.
During recovery week we get to wear our berets, I don't remember what happened, I think he hit the gator mascot (it was made of porcelain I think) but the conversation went something like this.
DS: Put your beret on top of the gator head, you're going to ask it if you can have your beret back, if he says "yes" you take it and go back in formation, if he says no, go over there [points to direction behind the platoons] do twenty push ups and come back to repeat. Execute!
Trainee: Gator may I have my beret back?
DS: ... He says no.
Trainee: [runs, pushups, runs back] Gator, may I have my beret back.
DS:... He said no.
Trainee [repeat last orders] Gator may I-
DS: He said no.
Rinse and repeat until no one, including other DS, could hold it.
Jukebox is a nickname I wouldn't be surprised to see on a topgun pilots' helmet.
I was on the USS Ronald Reagan on our westpac in 2008 and a few callsigns I saw were "Manjob", "Fluffer", and a pilot with a middle-eastern name whose callsign was "Durka". I don't think they get to pick their own names.
@@Horus175 you don't. Callsigns are a badge of honor bestowed on you, or a reminder about something you screwed up.
SLAG turned out to be Screams Like A Girl, when he was first catapulted of a carrier
My grandma told me that one of the girls in her division could not put her hat on right (she looked like Robin Hood). One day their superior got fed up and made the girl march around the feild, stopping at each pillar or whatever, salute the pillar, and shout “I am Robin Hood, Sir!” Until she got past all the pillars.
US Navy here. A sailor kept spinning his dixie cup hat on his pointy finger, our division commander got pissed and had the guy spin it for the next 2 hours.
Similar story a RDC made a bunch of recruits click their pens in unison for hours because the would randomly click their pens while we studied the recruit handbook.
I love hearing about these stories. That second one is brutal.
Keep watching. The last one is pure evil.
@@leonardoantonio216 *_Keep watching_*
Bruh he posted that comment 8 hours before you. Lmao. No offense though.
@@Shjmkhs you wanna know what's funny though. I actually didn't finish this. Went to bed and just got back on. Going to see what he's on about now.
@@luissantiago5163 Lmao.
@@leonardoantonio216 That last one is amazing and I love it. So good.
My dad’s story,
Whenever they would get a new recruit, they would send him/her to fetch a left handed screw driver from the next regiment over. The next regiment would be in on it and send them to the next regiment and once they’d gone to every single one, the last one would send them to the Officer.
The officer would say “I’ll give it to you if you give me 100 push ups.” Once the recruit was done, the officer gave him a screwdriver, and my dad’s regiment just said “No! This is right handed!” And he’s go to the officer and this would continue until the recruit caught on
My dad had a similar experience when he was in the navy. The officers would send a recruit to the docks to get a "table-top screw" to screw the tops of tables onto the table base. When they get there, the people on the docks give them some random piece of rubbish or other (in my dad's case, a block of wood) and send them back. Just a practical joke they would play, but funny nonetheless.
Apparently, my dad didn't question it until he got back. He just thought they had a tool for everything. 😂
*Everyone gangster until Text-to-speech says "oooOOOOOoOOOOo"*
Our drill made a huge musclebound pfc sing im a little teapot conplete with motions.
Ah, a classic.
“SIR, THIS RECRUIT RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS A FULL DAY OF MERCILESS PT INSTEAD SIR!
A budy of mine was in training at the infantry of the NL army. One time they went on a hike and slept on the field. He forgot his sleeping bag. He was forced to get it, put it on and run around the campus shouting "I am a cumsock" for over 15 minutes.
Private Cumsock
THE PUNCHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE ONE HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER IN LAW
I would have paid to see that!
Ha nice
Is he still doing it😂
Bird Dog legend has it
Really he’s an idiot
USN here. I was at Orlando NTC back in 1990. Had a lot of Butter Bars around for Naval Nuclear Power School there. We call 'em Ensigns, I thick every one else calls 'em 2nd Lieutenants. Any way one day there was a PO1 (E6) and a MCP (E9) talking about something outside one of the buildings. The MC had been in before the dinosaurs. This Ensign comes walking up behind the MC and past them. The PO1 salutes the Ensign. The MC doesn't even acknowledge the Ensign's existence. The Ensign stops and turns around to the MC, "Excuse me chief. Aren't you forgetting something?" The MC turns to the Ensign with a WTF look, then the MC facepalms himself and says, "Oh I'm sorry sir." MC pulls a quarter out of his pocket and tosses it to the Ensign, "Go call your mommy and tell her you saw a real sailor today." Then the MC goes back to ignoring the Ensign.
Army basic in 1999, Ft. Benning GA. Had a recruit who was former Navy. Told us about how one time he managed to put and Ensign on mail buoy watch. Captain of the ship walks by and asks him what Ensign so-and-so is doing. Sailor replies: " Mail buoy watch, sir." Captain replies: "Leave him there another hour.".....Sailors are always fun to talk to...
Dutch navy calls them Adelborst. Officer trainees who do not have their rank yet, and need to complete their task book aboard.
Many of them look down on enlisted personnel.
That's when you get told to find 34 out of 33 first aid kits aboard.
@@benwillems8584 While that would be funny. In the USNavy Ensigns are commissioned officers and do not have to complete anything else officially before assuming duties.
I think a closer comparison could be made to USN Midshipmen. These are people who are in some ROTC program or the Naval Academy, but have not recieved their commission yet. We take them out on Summer Cruises to break them in a little.
Ha!
What did the Ensign do?
@@janeyrevanescence12 .... If he was smart he did not do anything.
An E9 would be the senior NCO of a base or ship and would have the CO's ear and then some. You don't mess with top NCO's if your smart. That E9 had most likely been in 15+ yrs.
One time we had a live fire grenade test, and my battle buddy dropped it. I grabbed him and dove out the window. Boom. For the next 4 weeks of our course he had a fake grenade with the pin pulled, and could never let go. They didn't tell him it was a fake. And didn't tell him it was live either. That shit was bad.
matt dale this is pure evil oh man 😂
Well, I can imagine the strain on his fingers and forearm, but that was rightfully deserved imo. You don't just drop explosives and shit
Happened once in one of my units. He was unceremoniously dragged into the woods where the other guy in the pit beat the ever loving dogshit out of him. He wasnt allowed to touch grenades after that
During basic they were running rescue drills of a pretend house fire. There was a woman in the building pretending to be injured and my mother was outside pretending to be her sister screaming in panic. One of the Rescuers came up to my mother who was frantically screaming to save her sister slapped her across the face and told her to calm down LOL
anytime someone spit, even outside, the drill sergeant's would yell at them and tell them to pick it up and put it in their pocket
If you were caught chewing food in the chow hall while walking, you had to spit it out, go sit down with your tray, stand back up and take it to the trash (whether you were done or not). Harsh, but it's funny how I notice that now that I'm a teacher. I would never make them spit it out, though.
Heard this story from a marine. In his boot camp one morning while their instructor was talking about drill there was a trainee who looked over at some ducks. The guy screams at him "If you think those ducks are more interesting than drill, go chase them" 10 minutes later they came back and had caught the duck. Sgt says "I told you to chase it not catch it, but now that you've caught it you have to take care of it." The trainee had to take this duck everywhere with him for the rest of the day and somehow managed to fit it in his cargo pocket with the head sticking out. He even had to take it into the chow hall and feed it. In the chow hall an officer walks by and sees this bewildered and the trainee's Sgt just looks at him nodding smugly with a deep satisfaction.
1:09 that got me too good. That's just brilliant in every sense of the word.
hah i'd be kinda honored if a navy captain messed with an entire ship just to fuck with me XD
@@oldfrend O MY GOSH id have taken it as a prebirthdat present. I would thank him for thinking so much about me. And maybe in the future...give him a hug...
HowToGainTime You give an officer a hug, they’ll probably have you hugging everyone else too, including the one guy in training who hates you. 😂
I was in 5 years active, when I reached 101st at the time reception was at the 5th group sf barracks, as it was being built else where.
One day a guy wanted to go drinking with me at a club, a 17 year old. I declined to drink with him, didn't know the guy but after an hour this guy was sloppy drunk.
We caught a cab back later, and I thought that was the end. But No...
In the morning we had two SF sgts come to our formation, and explain how that young guy stumbled into thier rooms, threw up on thier beds and passed out on thier floor.
For 12 hrs this guy went through Hell in the center of the three buildings getting smoked by these two SF guys.
Never piss off the SF
@Unlisted User You have to be a verified TH-cam I'm pretty sure it's more than 200k subs you cant buy it
That comes off as so incredibly gay.
"For 12 hrs this guy went through Hell in the center of the three buildings getting smoked by these two SF guys."
Like prison level gay too not just regular gay. Blindspot and everything.
That is amazing.
Just out of curiosity, what is a SF sgt?
@Unlisted User bad joke
Unlisted User that’s not a whoosh that’s asking a question that any normal person would take as not sarcastic because a lot of people on the internet aren’t very smart and don’t know what check marks mean next to people’s names. Either you’re trying to make yourself not look stupid by saying whoosh or you’re just not funny
I realize I went on a needless rant after typing all of that but to each their own
I will never forget recruit Padilla.
Secure the peanut butter.
Secure the peanut butter, aye aye sir! Goodnight peanut butter! I love you peanut butter!
Hahahaha
I need the story behind this.
let me guess, Recuit Padilla had PB, Probably was caught eating it in his rack. the TI saw him in bed with the PB and they were a couple for the rest of basic?
I would like to think someone in my unit avoided this because our 1st week shakedown a TI found a jar above a ceiling tile of a unassigned top rack. they couldn't prove it wasn't the property of a hold-over that had that rack before he shipped out.
Stopped the video after "Take my Birthday Away." That one wins. There is no need to go on.
Happened on my dad's ship, someone lost their birthday, but when they came back around the used the date they missed so the celebrated then
Guy in my Platoon thought he got skimped on food during chow(wasn’t our platoons week) snatches the ladle from the server, gets caught in the act, gets ordered to do Iron Mikes around the building for at least 35-45 minutes while screaming, “Extra Biscuits, Extra Gravy!!”
I really hope that the guy that had the Bruce Willis rock kept it as a backup weapon.
That last one i swear is straight up military malicious compliance
I once wanted to be a soldier. I wanted to join the german special forces. Then I saw how athletic you have to be to join them. Now I want to be a scientist.
Lol memtoo
Me too
Fat people problems
Guess you haven't realized how smart you have to be...
Chris H
When you just time travelled from 1943
Some dude in Basic forgot his weapon during field training. A drill sergeant found it and had everyone hold a mini funeral for it. It was pretty funny.
The first thing was actually done to the italian alpini's recruits during the old mandatory year conscription, my father said.
And if the guy couldn't sing well they usually ended up punching the locker in order to fix it ahah.
Ah, those drunk alpini units
My father was with the 4th Regiment (the "Genova Cavalleria", a mechanized regiment) and the "jukebox" was a popular punishment/form of entertainment for older conscripts there, too.
I wonder if it's something that spread between the armed forces of various countries, or just a thing that happened when you put a lot of bored 18-to-20 years old in a military context?
that last one is strange for me. In South Africa if you carrying stuff that prevents a salute you don't salute. Though a brutal one o heard about from some troops want to get back at a officer was where they saluted him non stop, in a active war zone, where there are snipers.
You aren't suppose to salute outdoors. Or while holding work stuff such as ammo boxes. Saluting superiors in the field gives the enemy snipers a woody and so the military wouldn't want people to form a bad habit like that.
Yeah, that young LT was an idiot. If a superior saw that, he would have been pulled aside for a stern talking to.
I don't know about Army but the handbook clearly says if two hands are full or if the subordinate is clearly unable to salute, verbal greeting is suffice
That sound like a fight of "I can be stupider" vs "...hold my beer"
Might be a case of "technically you're supposed to, but with a logical reason not to, it's ok"
>thread is 5 years old
>first post is 10 days ago
seriously toadfilms, im curious as to why you do this?
Not sure but the stories are timeless and still funny. I liked reading them. Not fond of the robot announcer's enunciation.
sonicj Polygon the karma is also super inflated. After seeing a bunch of posts with 30k karma I decided to look the thread up, and the karma was like 300 lol.
Also a bunch of the names are changed too, idk why
maybe its to protect identities or something lol??? or its just a format and only the text changes? both are unnecessary though and its much easier to just take screenshots probably
o k you can just search reddit for the thread name.
sonicj Polygon yeah i know- what does that have to do w my comment ?
That last one reminds me of the robot chicken 'Stormtrooper' skit with the Emperor on the escalator. Good shit
literally exactly what i was thinking of. that was so funny.
Probably what they did too
-go- -around-, -drill- -sergeant-, -I'm- -waitin'- -on- -an- -omelette-
E g G
Dont omelette MRES FUCKING TASTE LIKE SHIT
I cant stop fucking laughing, how did he not get killed instantly
@@nancichapman2120 Oh, this wasn't MRE omelette. This was real omelette.
@@Atzy ah I though it was a mre one they were talking about because I rather starve the eat one of those
My dad is in the army. One time he forgot his gun, and the greater person (I don’t know what they’re called lol) yelled at him, and told him to walk back and fourth, doing the chicken wings thing with his arms, and yell “QUACK QUACK” for a long time. He said that a lot of people were laughing at him 😂
They are called "superiors"
@@ganrice2984 oh
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Text to speech: amoosing
oooOOOOOOoOOOo
ghooOOOOOoooost
@@SpinalFluidDrinker "I'm a Goo-hurst"
@@PuffTheMagicDragon11B thats how you say it...
Declan Ferguson I say Lootenint how do you say it?
I had to salute pigeons and seagulls for an hour in RTC San Diego back in 88'. Any of you old salts who went have got to remember the insane amount of pigeon and seagulls that hung around.
They still have us do that hahaha. One of my favorites I remember, recruit Broadway got distracted by a plane leaving LAX so one of our DIs had him chase it hahaha
RTC SD in 84. Lots of birds and none of them human. 😂😂😂
I honestly thought Bruce was dead when I read the memorial rock story.
I once didn't have a pen. Made the huge mistake of asking my Expiditor got one.
He gave me this dumbass silly looking pin that had a smiley face and hair and said "Name him" the first name that came to my mind was steve. So he said "Steve is your new wingman. He will be with you any time you are hear. And ill ask for him."
A WHOLE YEAR goes by with him periodically ask for Steve until a few months ago. He asked for him one last time and we burried him out back. He said "its time to lay Steve to rest." Followed buy a plethora of pen puns.
Gotta love Steve.
I was being an idiot in the back seat of the car (age 8-ish) And my mother told me to slap myself. So I did, as hard as I could. Left a massive hand shaped welt across my face. We were on are way to CPS. She had fun trying to explain it to the worker.
tl;dr I love my mother and was willing to follow any order. She ordered me to slap myself. I followed through.
OrderOfGamers r/innocentmaliciousconmpliance
You're a true gamer bro
Your hand was probably smaller than her's, she needed to mention the size difference.
DS: "Beat your face!"
Pvt: "Sir, yes, sir!"
*Pvt smashes his fist in his face and proceeds to knock himself out*
DS: "Not like that!"
DS: "With the other hand!"
New PFC in Korea. We had an officer fresh out of ROTC. (My military folks will understand this.) So he thought he knew everything about the army....yadda yadda. So we were understaffed and I was the training NCO in a platoon full of PFC's. Next highest rank was 1SG. so i ask this 2LT for his certs since he inprocessed 2 months ago and never turned them in to me. He goes on about how he didnt have to do them and how he out ranked me. So i told the commander and he informed me to think of an alternate solution to turning in his certs. If it was logical the CO would approve it. So after a few minutes I told the 2LT if he could bring me Flightline by COB I would not bother him about his Certs for 2 weeks. (This was around 0700) he agrees and disappears for the entire day. Said LT shows up at close out formation in a 1TON hauling gallons of fucking Flightline paint and an entire company of Soldiers from the Airfiled Detatchment (to include 1SG and CO of said Detarchment.) After we close out formation the Detachment 1SG starts talking to me, my CO and my 1SG about how funny it was seeing an angry 2LT asking his entire unit for flightline and everyone laughing at him. By the end of the week I had all of his Certs and he learned not to mess with a Soldier who has had way more experience playing F*** F*** games in the military.
should have asked him to include his ID-10-T form with his certs.
@@killer13324 forgot about that one lol
@@keithscott7869 and from what my dad told me [he was in the Navy for 16 years] you're supposed to tell them to grab 100 yards of flightline.
Can't forget about needing all of the grid squares either
I got got when they asked for titanium Fallopian tubes...
Third one should've answered "YIPPEE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER, SIR!"
He would’ve been dead
He would have been shot 😂
He would have died hard.
You should try it.
I laughed in formation in 2009 and I had to do 200 push-ups because of it. I never laughed or smiled in formation again.
Bro the first one
If I were ‘Jukebox’ I would cherish it, and sing many songs. Maybe It’s just cuz I personally like singing
It’s kind of a cool nickname to be honest
You dont get punished, you get mentored.
Awarded my friend, you get awarded punishments, you should be happy
In upsidedown land it's just re-training
I tought the first one was going to end in brutal military bullying bc they locked him in there but this was actually really funny annoying friend jokes he ended up making money too 😂👌🏻
When my step bro was in the army a Cornell made him watch barnie for 12 hours
Oh noooooo. Oh shit. That had to suck
Ohhhhh that is torture!!!
FRICK!!! What the fricking hell did he do that was that bad??!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jackgibsxxx0750 probably friendly fire or something worse ...
I had to fill sandbags with an MRE spoon, one spoonful at a time, carry them individually 100 meters, stack them dress right dress, once all stacked, dump them out, do it again, ALL day. Once saw a soldier mopping water in the parking lot during torrential downpour.
Bro one guy has commented before you that he had to mop during an outpour.Maybe he was the guy u mentioned.Just some comments above yours.
That last one has been done many times over our whole platoon would chase down our Lt just to salute him and proceed in a huge line
0:08 “USMC here”
Of COURSE the Marines are first up to bat with this one. 😂
Seriously, though, how do the COs of ANY SORT come up with these punishments. Some of them are so out of line, and yet a lot of them are hilarious.
Marines have the most creative punishments lol especially during peace time cause they're so bored
I told my NCO I was looking for a chick block for a HMMWV which I didn’t realize already had a chock block under. He then told me to lay under the truck and be the chock block.
We used to do the saluting thing at the end to the officer students at NNPTC (Naval Nuclear Power Training Command). Thing is, while us enlisted outnumbered them by a significant margin, they were much more organized through merit of being in the same 2-3 classes while we were spread through out many more, so they were able to do it right back to us generally in similar if not superior numbers. It was painful for both sides, but we were all laughing the whole time we did it.
My father likes to tell a story of when he was in the Air Force. He did weather-related things and he had this one new officer show up and start causing issues. Things like him being superior and the enlisted people were useless and he didn't need them, etc. Kind of standard egotistical new officer stuff. Well, my dad and his buddies started intentionally flubbing their weather information. Not by a lot, not anything major, but just enough that every single time this officer put out a forecast, it was wrong in some minor but noticeable way that would make him look incompetent.
Normal people: uhm
Intellectual people: _U-H-M_
I had a pos who had a profile for everything, and thinking she couldn’t be smoked would be a shit all the time. I made that girl untie her right boot, hold the lace up taught while blinking ten times, unlace her left boot and do the same then swap the left and right laces, relive the boots and repeat. After about 20 minutes she is crying and stopped pulling her bullshit.
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In combat*
“Crap I don’t have my rifle, but I do know how to do one thing”
*stands up with stick and backpack screaming at enemy *
NCO “ what the hell are you doing we are being shot at”
Soldier “ don’t worry I got this”
Navy Boot Camp, Great Lakes, 1979. I'm on barracks watch so I have to make a complete round of the barracks every half hour. The barracks is comprised of 6 companies of recruits, each company berthed in its own "compartment" (think of an open-air squad bay, like in Full Metal Jacket). So as I enter one of the compartments there's a guy on his hands and knees blowing the white tag from one of his T-shirts down the center of the compartment. With each breath, he had to stand to attention and yell "Get out of my life, you little white tag!", then kneel down and blow the tag again a little further down the compartment. I was like "Whatever, I imagine I'll see a lot weirder shit when I get in the fleet". I wasn't disappointed. Oh, for the benefit of the uninitiated, for some reason the Navy has this real hard-on for the tag labels in t-shirts. You're supposed to tear them out. Guess this guy didn't.
There was a stop sign on the campus. Whenever someone would be out of line, the team leaders would say “Go touch the stop sign.” It didn’t matter where they were on campus. 😂
8:30 Imagine that the name "Ghosr" stuck to you for the rest of your career. People would thought that is because of a badass events happened to you but it was actually because you were an incompetent fellow.
That’s lowkey how Ghost from MW2 got his nickname
When my dad was in basic training, my grandpa had sent him a banana muffin along with a letter. My dads superior thought it was hilarious and made my carry the muffin around with him Wherever he went. When his superior would call for a muffin check my dad would have to present the moldy muffin to him. My dad kept the muffin incased in multiple plastic bag for about 12 years untill he decided to have the muffin cremated with my grandpa.
This is oddly wholesome
When my niece, a former Marine, was at basic, she had a habit of talking when she shouldn't. During one PT stint, she made a comment to her neighbor and the DI told her, if she wanted to talk, to go to the wall and talk to it for 5 minutes. So my niece did. Carried on quite an animated conversation (responding as if the wall was actually talking back) from what she told me. The DI admitted defeat and just asked her not to talk unless she was off duty. :o)
My dad told me about one time he did something (don't remember) in basic (army) and he had to walk around in a circle carrying his M1 straight out in front of him for quite a while (couple of hours, at least).
well there was this time where myself and some others whilst still in school got to go out and have a week of army experience training. We the girls (just three of us) had one building and the boys another (around ten I think?) but anyway it was early evening and we were getting ready to enjoy the evening with a movie that we did every night at the end of the day. But before we were finished getting ready (mainly cleaning up the building for inspection) when we heard shouting. We all peered out of the upstairs window of the room we had been cleaning to see the Drill Sargent screaming at the boys who had forcefully been shaving one another's eyebrows off. We could only watch in wonder those who still had eyebrows were being forced down to do pushups (the boys of which who committed this crime were not fit enough to do more than ten at a time) to the sally song (bring sally up and bring sally down) and if they fail they start over. When the Sargent noticed us watching he told us to come down and give the boys a hand aka add extra weight with out kit bags. Safe to say that was one story we would not forget oh and of course we were told to refer to the pair as eyebrow one and eyebrow two
We have something similar to that in Israel, usually for Juniors. Me and my entire grade had it recently, being Sophomores.
It was from Sunday to Wednesday (was supposed to be longer, but we had some holidays right afterwards) and holy shit, we had to do a lot of push-ups. We literally had to do push-ups if our bottles weren’t all the way full. I’m talking about FULL full. It was sad, since sometimes we would try and fill our bottles with water, and the things would be completely dry, and then we wouldn’t have time to go and fill them up elsewhere because it was too far.
Also, my team had to write attendance reports or something of that sort. We were apparently good enough to be upped by our commander, which makes things more difficult, yet also means we were better than the other teams. (It was fairly obvious, because when it was lights off, only our tent was quiet. The other tents were loud as hell.)
Painting rocks and giving them names is always fun
Devil dog.. what's that?
Oh, that's just Rock Lesnar.
~a real conversation I've had haha
We had fire doors at the end of each floor in our barracks (3 floor barracks). One room accomodates 6 soldiers, and this one soldier broke the seal on the fire door in second floor. His platoon leader was tired of the shit his platoon kept doing, so he ordered the soldiers room to guard that door 24/7 for the rest of the week. They weren't allowed any assistance from the others, only the victim soldier and his roomates were allowed to guard the door. Keep in mind this door led to a fire pole and nooooothing more lol.
We loved seeing them in the middle of the night when we went to the bathroom, and they would sit at the end of the hall all dozy and barely awake.
One of my teachers said how they each had a locker that had to be locked every night. One guy left his locker unlocked so his whole platoon had to take everything out of the room and put it out in the snow. Exactly how it was in the room. They all had five minutes to put it all back. He said after that every body would check their lockers like 5 times to make absolute sure they were locked.
The salute punishment fro the LT was a real punishment at one point. The book Rifles for Wadie, which I think was based on a real civil war account said that when their Cpt got in trouble the entire company formed a line and saluted the man for 2hrs straight, with people running back to the back of the line after they went through, or something like that.
In Iraq my unit was on Camp Liberty. The MPs pulled one of our soldiers over on the fob for not wearing a seat belt. So the 1st sgt had a seat belt harness made just for him. He had to wear his seat belt harness everywhere for a month.
Lmao, my dad was in the Irish army and my older brother had gotten into his ammo box the night before and filled it with toy cars. Then when my dads superior came round to check everyone's ammo box, he said 'I'm not even going to check yours, (dads name), its always perfect'
Close call
What did he do to your brother?
Absolute legend.
Canadian combat engineer here,
During our Dp1 (our basic trade training) we end up getting inspected almost every day and multiple times a day during the first few weeks, and there is a tradition that one of these inspections (without warning) will be something we all call "March of the sergeants". during a regular inspection, you would typically see two maybe three and on rare occasions up to all five of your instructors going from room to room looking you over and messing with you. But for the march of the sergeants, every combat eng master corporal and sergeant is invited to come help inspect your troop and you can expect 50 to show up, all with their own games.
They got me early for having an air bubble in my canteen meaning it wasn't filled up all the way so I was given a full canteen and was made to run to every candidate on after the other shake my canteen in their ear, then the full one in their other ear and yell 'THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUBBLE AND NO BUBBLES" which wasn't fast enough so that eventually it just became "BUBBLES NO BUBBLES" but this let me see every room throughout the entire hour-long inspection.
I would run into a room and everyone was at attention staring at the far wall, id run to the nest and everyone was clapping their shaving cream filled hands above their head in unison, the next two guys on opposite corners of the room were tossing the contents of their drawer each other that had all been laid out folded and measured to be clean and identical to everyone else. Next, it turns out an entire room of four guys had made the same mistake as me as they all ran out and started following me with their not quite full canteens, and right when they showed up some other guy had a foggy gas mask lense, so of course this means we all need to wear our gas masks. By this time there were also at least four other groups of guys running through the hallway bumping into our group doing similar punishments but yelling different things. Two were running with the buttstock of their rifles saying "My butt is filthy", another from my room had accidentally left his polishing cloth on top of his shined boots for inspection (he would leave it there to prevent dust) so he was spinning the cloth above his head yelling about how he protects his boots, two guys were walking in circles around each other yelling out each others service numbers, and a rather intimidating buddy of mine caught me off guard and got an inch away from my face and yelled as loud as he can "I'VE BEEN LIED TO MY ENTIRE LIFE" and then walked off to inform the next guy of this fact who was in bed, with all the lights off trying to sleep, because a master corporal said he looked tired. later a sergeant found him and said he was a casualty and had our team and the polishing cloth guy medevac him to the vending machines, at which point we found him to be breathing fine and have a normal pulse so we were asked why we were standing over this guy if he was perfectly fine and got right back to informing the troop of our lord and saviour bubbles no bubbles...shortly after they found one of our twenty litres (5 gallon) water jerrys had a bubble in it.
After it all ended they had flipped every bed and emptied our rucks and drawers sometimes mixing it with your rooms mates stuff some times throwing it down the hall and maybe just using it to cover the room. this was all before breakfast and before we could leave the shacks it needs to be ready for another inspection.
honestly some of the most fun I've ever had.
The saluting story fits r/maliciouscompliance too
Im in the US Army, Private Second Class. at drill 2 Privates weren't listening to one of our SGT's and they were talking. They got called in front of the entire Company and had to jump and scream with a high pitched voice, "Im a happy salmon" this went on for 20 minutes because one of the Privates voice cracked and everyone lost their shit.
What is a "Private Second Class"?
@@Horus175 E-2, bascially when you have your very first chevron. And first official rank
I saw a guy mopping up the quad while it was raining. I have no idea what he did (not my unit) but he was out there for at least 5 hours. 😂
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"plenty of owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo im a ghowowowowowooowoowost noises"
uwu spoowky OwO
I would wear my PC indoors in basic. Forgot my rifle, ran back inside with my PC on. Drill walked in and slapped my PC right off my head. Lol.
For my unit if a boot fucked up they would either dig holes for hours or go find pinecones in the nearby forest and give them a name, background, SSN etc. basically making a pinecone family
11:34 "mu-thair-fuckair"
Whenever we did anything wrong we had to march over to a tree, halt, and then salute the tree for wasting the oxygen that it was producing😂
When I was aboard the USS bonhomme Richard (lhd6)We had one poor undes seaman in deck department who massively pissed off his senior Chief, can't remember exactly what he did because shit happened in 2012, instead of sending him to captains mast he simply had to swab the pier.... In monsoon season in Sasebo Japan from revilee to taps for a couple weeks. Actually put an umbrella on the Cadillac (mop bucket) so rainwater wouldn't fill it up. He had to pull the bucket up the quarterdeck and dump it in a sink in the welldeck head
Fun fact: The very first punishment mentioned here used to be an old-school classic in Mexico's Navy Academy, and I mean decades old.
I think it stopped being a thing until the early '00s.
"Beep beep, Wrong Way," and
"Ooooooo Imma ghost,"
Would like nothing better than to see grown ass men shouting these. 😂
The one with the Bruce Willis rock was my favorite honestly.
Just imagine this poor guy taking care of a rock very seriously, like, treating it like it was his new born baby, that'd be hilarious!
We had to mop the goddamn grass once.
As for the Jukebox story, in USAF basic trainees have a prank to do essentially the same thing. The only difference is that it's a much bigger feat if you manage to trap someone in a locker either through trickery, catching them trying to hide from work parties, or catch them napping (which you're not allowed to do in basic)
Mop up the rain water......during a thunderstorm
My grandfather was in the army (as an artist/illustrator and engineer) He once handed someone a shaving brush to paint a fence with, they complained. He said “you’re right I don’t know what I was thinking”swapped it for a toothpick and said “carry on.” He also used to like to pull classic pranks on newer recruits. Get me some more tartan/plad paint or go to so-and-so (he’s fixing a car) and ask for a long wait/weight he’ll give you one if you’re patient. X
I love these military post shits. My favourites.
My father used one of those punishment tactics on me. So if I did something and screwed up, he’d make me scrub the entirety of our laundry/bathroom with nothing but a toothbrush. And only when he deemed it to be clean, was I allowed to leave.
Truly, it taught me how to be patient. Also, my arms are pretty strong due to the constant motions of scrubbing.
I can only imagine the drill sergeant from Full metal jacket and im not complaining
"I AM DRILL INSTRUCTOR GUNNARY SERGEANT HEARTMAN..." haha
9:30 I saw something a lot like that when i was deployed. First Sergeant comes into our room, digging around in our wall lockers, looking under beds. Ask him what he's looking for. He says "Something I better not find". He then asks me and my two bunkmates to come outside. We see three guys moving out all the funature in their room and scrubbing the floors and walls with toothbrushes. They'd been pissing in bottles and then leaving them in the room. After they cleaned their room, the First Sergeant made them pack up their uniforms/gear, drive out to their work site, build a TEMPER tent, and live in it for a week, in Kuwait, in summer, with no fans or AC.