Kids are so interesting man, they don't care what others think and just do everything how they want but the first one brooo. Edit: OMG this might be the most likes my comments have ever got, thank you so much
theyve probably taken it from what happens around the household. you dont just need to teach your child well,you need to act like a person that they can pick their own personality up from.
That goddamn rock tunnel, I would blindly run around and run into trainers hiding in the dark or wild Geodudes before I would stumble my way out of the tunnel after an hour of running
the kid falling two stories reminds me of that one time I fell from the second floor and to the garage, thankfully i was okay, except my rib was a bit damaged from the fall. after that, i wasn’t allowed anymore near stairs without an adult even near escalators after that. i was a dumb kid anyway and deserved it
Once I slipped and fell on some ice in front of a friends house and hit my tail bone, I also landed on my hands weird and every time I grabbed something it would hurt. I was fine! I just left it alone for a week or two and it went away with time, but every time I go to that friends house whenever we are leaving the friends parent says “bE cArEfUl!!!1” it was funny the first time but like- it’s getting old-
already said this yesterday, but im gonna say it again. congrats on the 900k in this channel pegasus!! every video is perfect and honestly you’re a super good role model for those who watch you, definitely deserve it bro. 🥳🥳
*FACT CHECK: EVERY VIDEO WAS NOT PERFECT. HE WORE HIS MASK WHILE HE WAS IN HIS ROOM ALONE TO MAKE VIDEOS AND VIRTUE SIGNAL. THAT'S QUITE EMBARRASSING. LIKE WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO CATCH THE CORONAVIRUS IN YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU'RE MAKING A VIDEO?*
6:47 Eating a bun (Chinese one), the wrapper is so thin that it rips when you try to take it off. and because it's still wet you can't see shit, and it's hot, and you can't do anything about it but to rip the Pao's skin apart with the wrapper
When I was young, for Father’s Day at school we had to draw and write some stuff about our dad. I said “my dad has brown hair and some grey hairs.” He was not too pleased. And he was around 40 at the time.
Fun fact about me: when I was about 5 I loved to stare out the window and decided it was a good idea one day to stand in my underwear on the porch roof (it was right under my window) I sat there for an hour, waving to anyone who drived by until my brother came to wake me up for pre school. I panicked and almost fell onto the concrete. Luckily I was unharmed and my mom just let me stay home from preschool from the anxiety I gave her. I still continued to do it the next week and fell into a bush, where I continued to walk to my neighbors yard and play with their kids toys while my family had to hunt me down
hey bro i love your videos and i watch you a lot and on your second channel. but like at 7:58 that kid was literally a kid...he don't know shit so i dont think it's fair to call him stupid. that interaction was adorable. Kids are kids they're gonna annoy the hell out of you and will be immature and stupid but who doesnt when they're young lol
another upload, another time i have to hold in my laughter by pinching my nose and covering my mouth. this series is almost the best by far i have ever seen.
Once upon a childhood I legit smashed my head with a ketchup bottle and was bleeding, but not too much. Mom walks in and sees me covered in ketchup, assumes it's my blood and faints. Maid has to come and clean me up and I'm pretty sure that's why I have brain damage but luckily I'm not scared of ketchup 👏👏
I did a double take at 7:42 because almost the same thing happened to someone I know. My mom's friend teaches a SENIOR class at a high school, and was covering a unit on dictators. The last slide on the lecture was picture of Hitler, and she said, "And let's conclude this discussion with one of the most notable dictators of all time, who is?" while pointing at the picture of Hitler. There was absolute silence in the classroom, until one kid raised his hand and said, "Martin Luther King Jr?" She said, "Okay, anyone else?" And some kid piped up from the corner and said "Yeah, that's MLK," with the rest of the class nodding. And no, they weren't joking. She was also being evaluated that day. I'm worried for our generation.
kids are surprisingly tough. it ain't a second floor, but when i was 10 i fell off a bunk bed directly onto a tile floor, face first, hitting my shin on a dresser. besides the pain I was in, I was completely fine afterwards lmao
Back in my day we didn't have Google. We had to play Gameboy in adequate lighting and look through a paperback guidebook for the location of our HMs, and when we taught them to someone they had to keep that move for the rest of the game
As the mom of 6-year-old boy, parenting consists of mainly trying to keep them fhem from inadvertently committing suicide until, (hopefully) develop a healty sense of self preservation by the age of majority.
isn't "I smell pennies" a vine? The June birthday video reminded me of my own dumb kid story: when I turned four, I was so surprised because I remember that I had a birthday the year before and thought I only ever got one.
I got stuck in the beginning of fire red because back then i couldn't read so I was just waiting for gary to walk in for hours, not realizing I had to give the parcel to the guy in the poke mart.
When I was little I had a similar experience with you in Pokémon platinum and soul silver. In plat I got stuck before the 8th gym when the guy was like “oh the city is in a blackout you have to wait for it to be fixed”. I actually waited for years for it. And when I learnt what you had to do I already lost the cartridge. And in soul silver I just got stuck on the boat and didn’t know you had to go around and talk to the Nic’s.
lol pegasus, i went through that tunnel in pkm blind without flash, basically I followed the players animation, if he hit a wall, the animation would stop and the position of the other trainers were also a dead give away haha
Pegasus, the muffins are wrapped because that's what they're baked in so they don't stick to the muffin pan and can be removed in one piece. It also doubles as convenient packaging, so yeah. Don't complain about it, otherwise you'll start getting muffins that are 90% crumb.
Hey pegasus I want your advice. You are one of the only straight-forward ppl I know who rejected the wish of the society and did what your heart desired. So I am in 10th grade with a huge exam ahead of me but for some reasons I couldn't start my courses early and it feels so frustrating rn. I always hated how my school worked and I hate it even more this year. I want to have a creative career and become a mangaka...but ofc no one will easily accept that. What should I do bro? Maybe your single tip can help me make the right decision
I don't care how pissed I am when I try to find a parking space, If a little kid parked his bike where I was going to park, my day would be so much better. lol kids are funny as hell
Not knowing a muffin wrapper isn't food is inexcusably stupid but so is choosing to eat a part of something that you dont like when there's no reason to. For f sake even if you think it's food you aren't required to eat it. That isn't how any food works.
No offense, but your thing with cupcakes ranks right up there with some of these things. And the liners exist for a reason, they not only help them to come right out of the pan without sticking to it, but they also help keep the cupcakes nice and moist. They're not even remotely difficult to remove, that's weird, man.
SMASH LIKE OR I DRINK YOUR MILK 😋
you can have it
take it
my fridge ran out of milk get rekt
You can gladly take all of it
6 likes lol
1:50 to be fair, he was trying to give the janitor more money with his actions
Yeah, he though he was doing to right thing, he just needed to be educated but megasus is acting they were being an a$$hole on purpose.
yeah i think its cute
@@Thisiswhatmyhandleis I mean they were but their intentions were good
Not unless the janitor gets paid by the hour. If the janitor was, then the kid made 90% worse for that janitor every single day.
“let’s put all the kids in the world in a box and never open it”
every mom ever: but who will do meaningless tasks for me?
Omg yes- 😂😂
Who will I enslave to do labor now?
Alternate title:how to genoc*de the entire species of humans
Alternate title: lord of the flies
Nah that’s more like mah dad
"Put all the kids in the world in a box"
50% Pegasus viewers: *_Adios_*
I'd be fine w/ that, wait no.... I don't wanna be covered with 4 foot sweaty fortnite kids
83%*
@@Spidsle me too
@@Spidsle fork knife
more like 99%
Kids are so interesting man, they don't care what others think and just do everything how they want but the first one brooo.
Edit: OMG this might be the most likes my comments have ever got, thank you so much
The thumbnail tho
Can we all just be like little kids tho?
You really like kids huh? Kinda Sus?
@@bigbunda8629 very MegaSUS
What’s the dream?.........
3:35 the fact a child can already lie so complexly is worrying
exactly someone needs to teach them morals
@@azxriel7172 nah
Lol
kids can experience twitching in muscles because they haven’t fully developed so I think she’s telling the truth but she’s a bit nervous
theyve probably taken it from what happens around the household. you dont just need to teach your child well,you need to act like a person that they can pick their own personality up from.
I’m fairly sure that isn’t MLK 😭💀
@Retro El plus Ray She Oh
damm connor is fast
Hello,connor
maybe
Nah looks a lot like him to me
That goddamn rock tunnel, I would blindly run around and run into trainers hiding in the dark or wild Geodudes before I would stumble my way out of the tunnel after an hour of running
@YeaMan jealous much
@YeaMan *page
Bro the kid who fell out his window feels like a Calvin and Hobbs bit.
That might have happened?
Calvin and hobbes W
the kid falling two stories reminds me of that one time I fell from the second floor and to the garage, thankfully i was okay, except my rib was a bit damaged from the fall. after that, i wasn’t allowed anymore near stairs without an adult even near escalators after that. i was a dumb kid anyway and deserved it
@YeaMan can't even spell page right so idk man 😭
@YeaMan you smell like you farted 😐
Why do you talk in paragraphs
@@VERYHEVYMAN erm
Once I slipped and fell on some ice in front of a friends house and hit my tail bone, I also landed on my hands weird and every time I grabbed something it would hurt. I was fine! I just left it alone for a week or two and it went away with time, but every time I go to that friends house whenever we are leaving the friends parent says “bE cArEfUl!!!1” it was funny the first time but like- it’s getting old-
“This is why I stopped eating muffins, because they keep going in my mouth”
-Pegasus 2022
Adults really love to make fun of kids knowing damn well they ain't gonna do shit to them.
that 3 year old over there will be punted within 5 seconds of crying i do not give a shit
Me watching this right know as I kid : 👁👄👁💧
@@Perry281_ Pat, you're supposed to take care of Junior!
@@Perry281_ “Right know” Yup, you’re a child
already said this yesterday, but im gonna say it again. congrats on the 900k in this channel pegasus!! every video is perfect and honestly you’re a super good role model for those who watch you, definitely deserve it bro. 🥳🥳
He's so close to the big number skksksksk. Soon we'll be able to say we've been subbed before he even hit a mil 😂😂🥳
I get paid to smoke weed and get high on my TH-cam channel as my career💯 #capitilism
@YeaMan lol
I think Pegasus reminds us all of the good times of youtube.
*FACT CHECK: EVERY VIDEO WAS NOT PERFECT. HE WORE HIS MASK WHILE HE WAS IN HIS ROOM ALONE TO MAKE VIDEOS AND VIRTUE SIGNAL. THAT'S QUITE EMBARRASSING. LIKE WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO CATCH THE CORONAVIRUS IN YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU'RE MAKING A VIDEO?*
6:47
Eating a bun (Chinese one), the wrapper is so thin that it rips when you try to take it off. and because it's still wet you can't see shit, and it's hot, and you can't do anything about it but to rip the Pao's skin apart with the wrapper
3:51, this happened to my niece except she started crying because she thought she dropped me and might have died
@w h a t . yeah lmfao, it took her so long to understand that i wasnt hurt💀
Hahahahahhahah
7:14 looks like someone didn't hear about the I smell pennies meme
thats what i was gonna comment
2:41 Nolan is Stewie's reincarnation
@YeaMan pov u think u have good content but u don't
also u spelled "page" wrong
He definitely had a dream Timmy, he definitely did.
"Why would he say I smell pennies"
Someone never saw the vine
"they dont' pay taxes" yet mr.pegasus yet.
Don't give them any ideas man
7:00 dont bring me into this
When I was young, for Father’s Day at school we had to draw and write some stuff about our dad. I said “my dad has brown hair and some grey hairs.” He was not too pleased. And he was around 40 at the time.
Fun fact about me: when I was about 5 I loved to stare out the window and decided it was a good idea one day to stand in my underwear on the porch roof (it was right under my window) I sat there for an hour, waving to anyone who drived by until my brother came to wake me up for pre school. I panicked and almost fell onto the concrete. Luckily I was unharmed and my mom just let me stay home from preschool from the anxiety I gave her. I still continued to do it the next week and fell into a bush, where I continued to walk to my neighbors yard and play with their kids toys while my family had to hunt me down
900k honestly you deserve more , been awhile since watching such quality content
3:18 kids can actually experience twitching in muscles so she might genuinely be telling the truth lol
2:04 Just like what happened to Pandora, a random person will open the box because of curiousity.
In the notepad, fates are written
hey bro i love your videos and i watch you a lot and on your second channel. but like at 7:58 that kid was literally a kid...he don't know shit so i dont think it's fair to call him stupid. that interaction was adorable. Kids are kids they're gonna annoy the hell out of you and will be immature and stupid but who doesnt when they're young lol
7:42 I had a dream, that all German boys and girls can go to art school freely without Jews denying them
another upload, another time i have to hold in my laughter by pinching my nose and covering my mouth.
this series is almost the best by far i have ever seen.
@Retro nice try my dude, since im on laptop i was able to look through the frames and i saw it from a mile away.
5:02 every time I believe more that kids don't have fall damage activated
9:30 “he a lil confused, but he got the spirit.”
"i dont like kids ok" but most of his fan base is probably kids
Once upon a childhood I legit smashed my head with a ketchup bottle and was bleeding, but not too much. Mom walks in and sees me covered in ketchup, assumes it's my blood and faints. Maid has to come and clean me up and I'm pretty sure that's why I have brain damage but luckily I'm not scared of ketchup 👏👏
I did a double take at 7:42 because almost the same thing happened to someone I know.
My mom's friend teaches a SENIOR class at a high school, and was covering a unit on dictators. The last slide on the lecture was picture of Hitler, and she said, "And let's conclude this discussion with one of the most notable dictators of all time, who is?" while pointing at the picture of Hitler. There was absolute silence in the classroom, until one kid raised his hand and said, "Martin Luther King Jr?"
She said, "Okay, anyone else?" And some kid piped up from the corner and said "Yeah, that's MLK," with the rest of the class nodding. And no, they weren't joking.
She was also being evaluated that day.
I'm worried for our generation.
My grandpa can confirm Martin Luther king and adolf hitler are the same person
Considering how often “Godwin’s law” tends to show itself these days, that’s even scarier ngl
yoo congrats on the 900k, i just noticed
been here wayy before that and it's honestly so cool seeing you grow so fast
"I have a dream... that one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny"
HSHSSHSHS HELPP
ACCIDENTALLY CONNECTED THE AUDIO TO MY DAD’S CAR -
DUDE HEARD “ *i d o n t l i k e k i d s* “
😭😭😭
This is why I have bluetooth, airplay, and carplay disabled.
2:11 once upon a time you were kid too 🥲🥲🥲🥲
7:09 “I smell pennies” was a joke for a little while. I think one of the protagonists friends from The movie Madagascar said it.
7:57 "Just found out my birthday is the same day as the day I was born. Life is crazy!"
kids are surprisingly tough. it ain't a second floor, but when i was 10 i fell off a bunk bed directly onto a tile floor, face first, hitting my shin on a dresser. besides the pain I was in, I was completely fine afterwards lmao
My lil brother fell off our bunk bed smacked his back on a metal pole , preceded to laugh and walked out the room
@@thebean6496 your brother is insane LMAO
3:00 she makin up complex lies early😂
lol we need more wholesome content like this from Pegasus to distract from the insanity of 2022. 10/10 would eat the chickum again
5:30 THATS EXACTLY WHAT MY LIL SISTER USED TO DO 2 YEARS AGO XD
I hope the kid who drew Martin Luther King doesn't apply to art school one day
@CjOfficial What do you mean why? lmao
8:19 little frat boy
Back in my day we didn't have Google. We had to play Gameboy in adequate lighting and look through a paperback guidebook for the location of our HMs, and when we taught them to someone they had to keep that move for the rest of the game
As the mom of 6-year-old boy, parenting consists of mainly trying to keep them fhem from inadvertently committing suicide until, (hopefully) develop a healty sense of self preservation by the age of majority.
isn't "I smell pennies" a vine?
The June birthday video reminded me of my own dumb kid story: when I turned four, I was so surprised because I remember that I had a birthday the year before and thought I only ever got one.
yea
And the character saying it. was a leprechaun. Next to a rainbow.
Been watching since 400k and now your almost at 1 million.... wow bro time flies
8:06 years later this kid would be doing a vine saying "just found out my birthday is the same day as the day I was born. Life is crazy!"
The one guy in the thumbnail DID have a dream...
like giorno
@@kakyoin7248 shut up
I got stuck in the beginning of fire red because back then i couldn't read so I was just waiting for gary to walk in for hours, not realizing I had to give the parcel to the guy in the poke mart.
*Pegasus ranting for two minutes about how he doesn’t like muffins*
WOOOHOO CONGRATS ON 900k PEGASUS !!
bro has beef with kids💀💀
That one kid watching this: So you chose death? Fair enough.
CONGRATS ON 900K DUDE!!!!
I don't like kids
-Pegasus 2022
Well... _he_ did have a dream, too.
When I was little I had a similar experience with you in Pokémon platinum and soul silver. In plat I got stuck before the 8th gym when the guy was like “oh the city is in a blackout you have to wait for it to be fixed”. I actually waited for years for it. And when I learnt what you had to do I already lost the cartridge. And in soul silver I just got stuck on the boat and didn’t know you had to go around and talk to the Nic’s.
-Realization-
We laugh, but we were also kids once.
Why don’t you like kids man, I like kids… wait wait
There’s no going back, you said what you said, now I will call 911
Eloise is a fairly common name Pegasus always has these moments where he shows that he is super uncultured
lol pegasus, i went through that tunnel in pkm blind without flash, basically I followed the players animation, if he hit a wall, the animation would stop and the position of the other trainers were also a dead give away haha
“I have a dream!”
**draws hilter**
Pegasus, the muffins are wrapped because that's what they're baked in so they don't stick to the muffin pan and can be removed in one piece.
It also doubles as convenient packaging, so yeah.
Don't complain about it, otherwise you'll start getting muffins that are 90% crumb.
7:12 actually “I smell pennies” is a tiktok meme from 2018
0:06 dosent like 80% of his audiance
7:47 My man drew Ken Kaniff
Me being a kid-WELP I GUESS I AM GOING INTO THE BOX
At least the bottom muffin wrapper helps keep the bottom half fresher.
"I don't like kids ok?" Realises half of his viewers are kids*
Pog another vid have been watching you for a long time , road to one mill
7:12
*A certain old meme arises*
(Assuming the drawing was probably old)
"we'll put all the children in a box"
Me and my sister now chanting : ✨in the box in the box✨
love how your profile is the leader of the squirtile squad from pokemon indigo leauge
Been a sub since 150K what a journey through the lockdowns !!!!
1:15 me who just passed through the cave without the flash
🤡🤡
I guess it's only my school that 99% of the time if we made a mess we had to clean it up?
7:14 There’s an old meme where some guy is counting his pennies and then someone breaks into his room and screams “I SMELL PENNIES!”
Him:well I don’t like kids
Me:well I don’t like you
Hey pegasus I want your advice. You are one of the only straight-forward ppl I know who rejected the wish of the society and did what your heart desired.
So I am in 10th grade with a huge exam ahead of me but for some reasons I couldn't start my courses early and it feels so frustrating rn. I always hated how my school worked and I hate it even more this year. I want to have a creative career and become a mangaka...but ofc no one will easily accept that.
What should I do bro? Maybe your single tip can help me make the right decision
I don't care how pissed I am when I try to find a parking space, If a little kid parked his bike where I was going to park, my day would be so much better. lol kids are funny as hell
“I don’t like kids” Sundowner flashbacks
7:52 that lad is from Ireland where I'm from and he's so funny
The kid wants to be an artist, and that not a request
1:22 He does not tolerate fake names. I like this guy.
2 things, I smell pennies is a meme and muffins are baked in the wrappers sometimes
3:26 could of torurttes
Ok but I liked chewing the wrappers as a kid and I never knew why.
Dad: I can't wait for you to carry on my family name.
Me: no.
Not knowing a muffin wrapper isn't food is inexcusably stupid but so is choosing to eat a part of something that you dont like when there's no reason to. For f sake even if you think it's food you aren't required to eat it. That isn't how any food works.
1:40 He a little confused but he got the spirit
7:09 bro it's leprechaun next to a rainbow.
He has reasons to say I smell pennies.
People say they don't like kids, then they remember they used to be a kid, so they realise they hate theirself from the past.
@@StitchdTeeth Wait, really 😳
No offense, but your thing with cupcakes ranks right up there with some of these things. And the liners exist for a reason, they not only help them to come right out of the pan without sticking to it, but they also help keep the cupcakes nice and moist. They're not even remotely difficult to remove, that's weird, man.
dude. im not joking the falling out the window story happened to my uncle when he was a kid
man realy wants this world to end in like 50 years. (He ends up sealing all the kiddos regardles of anything including me in a box)
I have a head ache and this is in my notifications.
I'm looking forward to watching this :)