LOVE ISLAND 2017 IS AWFUL
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To be fair, in a way... I actually flexible too.
JaackMaate you know, I actually flexible once. but no more
JaackMaate jaack im very sorry i called you a purple haired nonce will you forgive me? ps your videos are great
All good Max. Haha.
i cant comment on dying hair im going bright blue soon
"i m not sure"😂😂
" I'd probably take a gaviscon for that"
I fucking screamed mate, quality content.
CONTENT
JaackMaate OF THE QUALITY VARIETY
Ash Eastham I
*i ' m n o t s u r e*
I genuinely appreciate how talented, funny, creative and honest you are!
I failed my sats...
Love island I’m coming😂💗
Molly Watts Did you?
MrYounis26 yeah😂
i didn't even know that was possible oh dear
Same boat bro... 21 ready to go!!!!
HOW DOES ONE FAIL THE YEAR SIX TESTS THAT DONT MATTER WHATSOEVER
The transition from camilla to Chloe fucking killed me
Ashamed to say I'm really into love island this year but agree with everything you just said
"I'd probably take a Gaviscon for that"
'I actually flexible' had me crying with laughter.
The way he said it aswell
Can no one tell he’s saying ‘oi actually flexible’????
'I actually flexible' 10/10 A*
Lydia Greatrix this years contestants are even funnier 😂
Jonathan S fml its so bad! (btw i dont watch it, i hate it! but i saw it once and) A MAN SELLS PENS! SORRY! WOMEN HAVE THEIR TITS OUT, THEIR ASSES PRACTICALLY SHOWING AND THE ONLY GUY WHO PASSED HIS GCSE'S THERE WASN'T WANTED. WTF!!!! I legit hate this show. just full of slags and fuckboys (accept the odd 0.1%)
i would like, but ur like numbers are on 666 😂😂😂
1st class honors
English 100
One of the few that actually make me laugh on youtube.
Yet again, absolute quality mate
you're on every video lmao chill mate
+yes he can be on every vid he wants to be on m8
so fucking true jaackmaate never disappoints wizz
Absolute unit
Yeah this video was honestly fucking hilarious
if jaackmaate was in the love island it would turn into a first class documentary.
He would be the tallest guy there aside from alex lol
He was on it before
Ellie Metaxe yep that’s true
I was actually a bit bummed out that the video ended so soon lol
"Im not gonna go into Camilla" don't think she'd let you love
Gemma Dowling at least she's a respectable human being
Yeah but she's boring as fuck though
hahahaha
I said the most respectable in relation to the rest of them, best of a bad bunch
Saranne Huxton She's clearly more respectable than you.
I actually flexible and England is my city...
i English everyday
Vilius Skirmantas ll
English is a Fun Meme
Get out of my country which is called England
Omg lol 😂
Camilla is genuinely naturally beautiful and was refreshing to see her compared to the other contestants
I completley love that I have found one person that hates this shit as much as I do
Alfie Ayling so glad I found two people that hate it you and jaack
Mate probably all jaackmaate fans hate it, I sure as hell hate the show
don't worry you're not alone there
whats wrong with it?
It's up there as being one of the, if not THE, worst TV programme ever to have been aired.
"It’s not the sex that puts me off so much as the moronic dialogue, as if centuries of literature, poetry and culture had never happened, and in the richest society in history, we are forgetting how to speak."
- Peter Hitchens.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England Amen.
I actually flexible
Goddamn, preach dude
Best comment by far
Not the richest society less than 500 years ago when speach was allot better english people used to throw there shit out of there windows onto the streets never new how to clean there bottom and untill this day dont understand that you need water to clean your ass after a shit u dont step on dog shit and clean it with toilet paper absolutely backwards you people need help
Love Island? Let's face it, it should've been called Fuck Island...I'm so proud of humanities evolution...
SamanthaLois *humanity's
SamanthaLois I'm proud that we've come so far grammar-wise.
The amount of burns on this video and comments 😂
ikr. this generation has gone down hill 😂 all there ever is now is songs on sex, shows on sex. wtf is happeing
SamanthaLois to be fair though if there was an unfortunate typo you could end up with a lot of angry Irish people
"keep your pants in one bed mate"
--mahatma gandhi
I know it's shit and it's the trashiest thing on TV right now but it's my guilty pleasure
How
Declan Harding I like to watch clips and laugh at the type of people on the show. It's at that point where it's so mind-numbingly stupid, it's funny.
Life of Chlo no it isn't, it is indeed amazing. The introductions of the contestants are cringy and those are my guilty pleasure in the show.
Aurelia Lucinus it's amazing. The interactions are hilarious as hell and marcel is amazing
this
Best video I have seen all week...👌👌👌👌
It's only fucking Monday.
Well then, what I am trying to say is that your video is probably going to be the only good video I will see this week because TH-cam is full of clickbait. Keep up the good work!🤣😃
JaackMaate for the next video, please do a video based on Ben Phillips! I should imagine you will have a lot to say about him...😂😂
David Martin best video I have see all year
"Stormy? Like not quite stormzy" IM LOST
What dark?....his skin maybe???.....
Who was here when it was called "love Island is a pile of w*nk"
It still is 😂
Well that's all I needed to see of that show...
I actually flexible
This is fucking class mate haha worth every second of attention
Thanks James The Blade 97
Haha it's an old name wish I never used it
Camilla is the best contestant that’s even been on love island
Nymah X no she isn't, biggest wet wipe to ever enter
saintz2k7 name another person who actually stayed together with their partner after they left the island
Maja Torberger Jess and Dom. They are married and have a baby
@@majatorberger3004 literally 2 couples from 2016
Worst
Embarrassingly I like love island but I love the way u take the piss out of it
Ur so fucking funny 😂
James2x same 😂😂
Same lmao
"Jess, we're gonna play Strip FIFA together"
"Sit down, we're not"
This fucking man has the best sense of humour and editing skill I've ever seen.
I M N O T S U R E
Was Marcel in the band *Blazer* Squad?
...😂
No surprise Camilla is from Scotland😂😂😂😂 jk but Scotland genuinely have better schools
Nothing to do with the fact she comes from wealth then? 🙄
Make this a series please, it's hilarious 😂
if Camilla was into women and if i had the chance to date her, I definitely would. Also, even if Camilla didn't win (i'm late to this vid and the season), at least she leaves with a personality, dignity, and, what I would hope, a wonderful career helping people in war torn countries. Hopefully, she has the opportunity to do more in the future. That'd be nice.
ThatPurpleFlounder I know that camilla didn’t win I didn’t watch that season actually I’ve only seen season one and two tbh
ThatPurpleFlounder she came second, so close. ‘I actually flexible’ took the crown with amber.. who Jake didn’t show
"I'm not sure" if that was the funniest video I watched in years
+KLAUS IS THE MAN ledge
*i actually flexible*
I ACTAULLY flexible
Jack are you sure you passed your SATs exams?
i actually clever
He's not sure
Varisha Bhutte// Did you mean STD?
Marcel : I’m not sure
JaackMaate 😂😂 ur great!
Fucking hate Love Island, all my friends love it. I'd rather listen to podcast about towels.
6:42 HAD ME LAUGHING NON STOP OHHH MY TUMMY HURTSSS
*im*
*NoT*
*SuRE*
OH MY you just roasted the shit out of these people and I totally agree. Everyone's hyping up Love Island but when I watched it, it was just a reality show about shallow people (like there's not enough of that)
"There is a hurrican raging inside me.. - You should try gaviscone mate" :DDDDDDDDDDD
" keep your pants in one bed mate" looool ffs
WHAT I'M LIKE IN THE BEDROOM? KINKEEYYYYY
💀💀💀
Finally, someone who doesn't like it.
Marcel looks like a long lost pogba brother
Im not sure
"Stormy as in not quite stormzy" that made me laugh a lot more than it should have 😂
I'm ashamed to say it but I'm absolutely obsessed with Love Island, this was hilarious though 😂😂😂😂😂😭🖒
CatsRants Me too. It's so goddamn good
CatsRants when I first saw my brother watching it I was making fun of the people there like omg they are all so dumb. Then it just sucks your in it’s brainwashing tho I can’t lie
CatsRants Have you played the game app of it? Bet you would love it. I’m hooked into it but never seen the show lol
i only ever watch shit like that when i need to have a good ol' laugh at the minority of society in which is filled with absolute wastes of space. lol
you're stupid
I would have loved to watch a weekly round-up of you taking the piss out of the show. That would require you to watch more of the show tho so. Maybe not 😂
Why do the Scottish people simply say "I'm from Scotland"? Are they not allowed to be more specific as to which city, like the English people??? I don't watch the show anyway, so why am I complaining lol. Great video, haha.
Not many people would know Scottish cities a part from like Aberdeen and Glasgow
Bcs people don’t care about Scotland enough to know our places lmao
my guilty pleasure is that I only watch shit content like love Island! love your channel Jack 😶
LOVE ISLAND???
More like THOT ISLAND....
Aaron SIson how unfunny.
@@hoenixe8168 but true though
We are here to mildly ridicule people's arrogance and bad taste, but not to slut shame, I believe
#1 pisstaker
quality video!
When camilla says what she does: "Hang on that sounds a bit... Good" 😂😂😂
The thing about reality shows there is always a smart one (camilla), someone who will start rumors and the rest just idiots. It's almost always like that
'that's enough from that fucking cretin, next' crying
anyone here from his recent love island video haha
Hazman12 omg meee
Nobody:
Genuinely no one:
Not even Jaackmaate:
Marcel: 'I'm not sure'
*i actually flexible*
“Keep your pants in one bed, mate!”
Dude what?
OMG FINALLY SUM1 WHO HASNT SEEN IT EITHER
3:10, that JMX roast got me sooo badddd
I genuinely laughed when you said "I'd probably take a gaviscon for that" 😂😂😂😂
You honestly just make my day everyday. Whether on TH-cam or any social media site, you're fucking brilliant.
Its such a pointless and shallow show but I love it. I didn't watch it from the beginning so this was hilarious
GetNicole'sLook If it's pointless and shallow, how can you "love" it?
It's called a guilty pleasure. Not everything we watch has to be full of educational knowledge. Sometimes people enjoy just watching trashy telly because we love to hate it.
Only people worse than the contestants are the viewers.
agreed. only people worse than the contestants are the viewers - those who don't watch it ironically anyway. i've watched a few episodes of Ex on the Beach lol, which is even worse than the Love Island shit show, and i've watched it just because it's been fucking hilarious to watch when i'm bored, because of how stupid some human beings can be! i have found myself fucking howling at the narrator putting things like 'Gaz and Anita lasted a record breaking 2 weeks!' and 'after declaring his undying love for Jess, Rogan has now moved on to Melissa.' like ffs man hahaha
Thank youuu
Ahh im so sick of everyone talking about it every night
I think they should just bring in porn producers and do it properly
And I don't know about you, but I keep my pants in 18 beds, Harvey's hates me.
i actually flexible
Omg! Those clips of Marcel going "I'm not sure" are brilliant. Such good editing and comedic timing.
“She is gonna quote Gandhi” hahahahahah that made me lose it
*I actually flexible*
Please Please do this years!!
Should have watched an actual episode 😂
Is it me or does I actually flexible sound like Neil from the inbetweeners
couldn’t stop laughing when montana went ‘is the three words i’m gonna use’ and jack popped up like ou!
“I actually flexible” he sounds like Neil from the inbetweeners hahahah
Camilla was my fav from that season 💕💕
The bar was set so low by the two girls who could count to three that Camilla's job made me snort a drink through my nose.
Where the fuck did that come from.
Awesome content mate. I actually.....flexible.
I don't know how I'd live without jack, savaging his way through TH-cam 🤙🏻
I hate love island and this video made me laugh so much
6:38 is what I live for😂😂😂
5:32 me when I bearly pass an exam
Am I the only one who got his joke about jess “let’s go play strip fifa?” And I knew I’ve seen jess from somewhere!!
Wait? Other people dislike this?! Oh thank fuck for that!
I get offended when people think I watch love island lol
1:22 Dom's third word to describe himself is "absolutely cracking smile" 😂😂😂 honestly wetting myself.
Despise the programme tbf
i was wheezing and my parents thought i was having a respiratory attack
Same XD
100% agree, it's a trash show but the guy who does the voice over, Iain Stirling, is incredible, so funny and absolutely lovely and deserves all the success. He's the only thing that makes the show worth watching
Jack I have a question
Is England your city?
Can’t wait for you to do this again with the new cast
My form tutor loves this show and said if he wasn't a teacher he would be on it 😂
I actually flexible
please do one of these for big brother!
I remember this was one of the first videos from Jack I ever saw a few years ago. Too good I need to come back every now and then.
I was a little curious about that show and was thinking of maybe watching it at least once. Now, you've completely removed that possibility from the equation. Thanks!
Guess what...
I actually flexible