Black Mesa vs. Crack Mesa - Weapons Comparison
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subscribe or i release the snarks
Release them i want a pet
@@void1n I had it, but we gave it back because it ate my grandmother
Do it you wont
Do it, I dare you
@@DeltaSide875 bruh
Black Mesa Snark: ”aint that a cut lil’ gun?”
13:21
Crack Mesa Snark: D O Y O U S U C K D I C K
13:43
Half life : Alyx Snark: Stuck in a jar.
Vinny: “nooooo!”
ＤＩＣＫＳ
SIRNOSIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Snarkman of the 1st Snark Ground Infantry Division.
2020: black mesa a spectacular half life remake
2014: crack mesa a spectacular crack life remake
black Mesa wasn’t made in 2020
@@csnoot it was released in 2020
Black mesa had there releases basically
in 2012 (Free Version)
in 2015 (Steam Early Access)
in 2020 (Steam Full version)
@@csnoot The full version came out in 2020. By your logic Half Life 2 didn't come out in 2004
In black mesa, they do scientific stuff
And have an alien raid
In crack mesa well, they do crack
And get raided by the FBI
Correction, get raided by the soviets and the *JOOJ*
My dad works at Crack Masa. And every time he comes home he brings sugar with him. He likes it so much he eats it with his nose
OvEn mAn (I know the joke) .......that’s, cocaine, that’s not, good, for your body, bud
@@snipewar4828 are u Walter Junior???!!! xD xD xD
That will happen if you have crack
0:40 guns? Who need them
9:04 Gordon is the chosen one
That can fire doritos too
Fingers,the ultimate weapon like drugs and nuclear weapons
*JOJ*
While demonstrating Black Mesa weapons, look at the top left corner to find something interesting.
Nivec it looks like a flying Ichthyosaur or that helicopter gunship from HL2 lol
@@itwontcomeout5678 Nah, you right, it's a Xenotherus icthycanthus.
Sooo majestic
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND
Oh dont mind him, hes just chillin
Imagine being a H.E.C.U. soldier, standing at your post and guarding an armory, when you hear a scout shout "FREEMAN! IT'S FREEMAN!" Then he gets murdered by a bunch of doritos hitting him in the back and the back of the head.
14:46 Killing someone just to have him dab on you.
COMUNIST DETECTED
GOAL: THE ELIMINATION OF ANY AND ALL CHINESE COMMUNISTS
Snarks: Exist
Memer: Yes this could go great with Full Metal Jacket.
2:35 Looks normal
2:38 *I take my words back...*
He actually shot 8 bullets in one second
The pc:I dont fell...So good....
*Explode*
@@alkaszero8822 did u really count them per sec
You're asking me something of 6 months ago, do you think I remember what I said?
@@alkaszero8822 Original SMG does 10 shots per second...
Thicc Rocket Launcher isn't real, he can't hurt you
Thicc Rocket Launcher: 7:05
Are You Serious, That isn't even the largest rocket launcher you'll see.
Check out that blast radius the explosion effect is smoll lol
The sound effect at 8:00 XD
LoL
Moskau
Weapons:
-Finger Gun
-Pingas
-Overpowered
-The Doomguy
-Automatic Crossbow
-Nuke Launcher
-Musical Tau Cannon
-Shock Jockey
-Dorito Cannon
-Pepsi Grenade
-Combustible Banana
-Tripmine
-Drill Instructor Snarks
-Fists
nuke launcher loook cool
I like how you recorded that on older version of Black Mesa, so the mod wouldn't be broken.
I wish I could release the update faster, but it's kinda hard when you're working on 4 other mods.
If you want, you can compare Campaign Mode too cuz it has more weapons and I actually put effort into it.
it's ok dude, take your time, just finish the mod you're most passionate about
@@kittyluvr yes
4 mods!?
Where?
It's possible to downgrade the version of Black Mesa in order to play these mods that are broken right now?
@@asterlofts1565 These mods are in development:
-Crack-Life: Campaign Mode Remake - UPDATE
-Crack-Life Remastered - UPDATE
-Crack-Life: Campaign Mode CO-OP for Garry's Mod
-Tactical Thot Exterminators (I'm part of the team)
-Crack-Life 2 and Crack-Life VR - Prototypes.
Only Crack-Life: Campaign Mode Remake and Crack-Life Remastered are available right now (they're just outdated). The rest will be released when they are finished.
Black Mesa classic gameplay
Crack Mesa HAPPY GAMEPLAY
4:12 my reaction
The gluon hands are fireee
Force lightning
8:44 Aaah yesss, the Bieber Gun
4:09 thats what its like when your getting killed reloading
13:42 - what I came for
It’s weird how faithful to the original Crack Life it is
Black mesa:
Revolver
Crack Mesa:
PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU!!!!
Black Mesa:
Glock 17
Crack Mesa:
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!!!!
Black Mesa:
Shotgun
Crack Mesa:
FUCk fUck FuCk fuck FUCK fUCK!
Black mesa:
Hivehand
Crack mesa:
Doritos
While saiyng PAU you just said PENIS in portugueese
PEENUS
Black mesa:
Explosives
Crack mesa:
Farting/ crapping sounds
*JOJ*
I love how the CM Shotgun uses Doom sounds
9:36 One year later, and you want the JoJ even more than the first time, right?
*son* : what is crowbar?
*mom* : its a fist
*son* : so my hands is a crowbar?
*mom* : *yes*
I love how the Tripmine is basically the same, other than the explosion sound.
I think it would've been cool if the black mesa devs made a tiny chance that hitting something with a crowbar would make the original noise
2:40 it’s like that one air soft clip when that guy has that ridiculous full auto
"No Full auto in a BUILDING"
Ive seen dat big boi fish floating for 2 days
In HL1 some rare occasions they swimmed out in air or terrain surface.
The Gauss gun had a noise spamm bug as well, Crack life's charging sound reminded me...
He's been floating for 8 months now!! Fish boye ultimate
3:00
I've been reduced to a crying, drooling laughing mess.
How that flying Itchthyosaur is there on Black Mesa weapon show case?
Ask HL1 !
@@danielbedrossian5986
You're right. Culture man.
WHY I ONLY NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS THING IN AIR. THAT FISH FROM THIS MAP
This fish is called Ichtuosaur.
Half-Life 1 mounster my friend...
The Crack Mesa shotgun actually is pretty cool, but for the reload sounds. Remembers me of DOOM
Wow,really good but I think you should take a little break from youtube
Yes he post so quick and with some effort it probably hard
@@CShellby he's really love his fan tbh
You know, the dam In black mesa Remind me of the entrance of Sector 7 from transformers
Yea
I totally forgot about Crack-Life right up until the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman snark popped up,
and it all came flooding back...
I would love to be Gordon in Crack Mesa....
Why???
HE HAS SUPERPOWERS.
6:45 don’t you mean nuke launcher?
What about Fatman
MP5 in Black Mesa - Just a simple Sub Machine Gun
MP5 In Crack Mesa - HANDHELD MACHINE OF DOOM
Im impressed by how you even compare the normal weapon in BM and CM’s Unexplainable weapon
Or put them in the order I should say
I love that a recreation of an old game that started as a mod for that old game now has some of the same type of mods as that old game made famous. Full circle
This video is way too long for a weapons showcase
2:08 there is something forn in the up right corner lol
Flying Ichthyosaur.
Left.
And 8:26
PantsuMann opsie 😅
ngl the crack shotgun reload sound was us while dealing with alot of vortigaunts or soldiers
i like youre videos man keep going
THIS IS THE COONTENT WE ARE HERE FOR
0:28 NO U !
**Clicks on video expecting Cinematic Mod**
How the hell would you think Crack Mesa is a cinematic mod lmao
@@midnightspaces7427 In the community post it says "CM" on the thumbnail.
@@hannahyasuko9850 lol
the "r u guyz lagging 2" hecu line makes me guffaw immensely.
*High Pitch*
Everybody walk the dinosaur!
8:45 may the Gluon be with you
Noclick Im starting to like your vids man
The Snarks are amazing, Hartman Snarks
For some reason the thing that made me laugh the most was the crit sound.
thank god the "bird" is still there chilling.
For those unaware, this is a remake of an old mod called Crack Life that was made for the original half life. So in a way, this is a remake of a mod on a remake of a game.
They should give the snarks an astolfo pillow model.
The Crack Mesa SMG reminds me of when Peter made a spitting/farting noise every time Chris said “Meg”
Can’t believe the Doritos say JoJ when they fire, cs188’s influence still lingers to this day
With the Snarks, I was half expecting the Crack Mesa version to be fucking Pillow Pets
The way how you hold that shotgun remind me of Doom the original
I was so happy to hear that classic snark noise from crack life. It would've been a travesty without it
I like the shotguns doom reference.
Now that crack mesa is out, it really wouldn't be a bad idea to remake scientist slaughterhouse in bms
Thanks to make this video noclick
And fuuny crack life
The only weapon comparison that matters. >_>
Say all you want but that gluon hand from crack mesa is sick af.
Ohh the Ictiosaurus... I did not know we watch actual HL1 cracklife moded!
So basically once you get the CMG (Crack Machine Gun) you've already won
Black Mesa: SubMachine Gun
Crack Mesa: STEROIDS MACHINE GUN
That gluon hand is cool tho, ngl
4:09 it should be called the"Buckgun"
Black Mesa: oh ok cool
Crack Mesa: **CoNfUsEd MtF sCrEaMiNg**
aren't we not gonna talk about why the itchyrasauris is flying
Black Mesa SMG : Normal
Crack Mesa SMG : *GAU-19 intensifies*
1:35 There goes the revenue
6:56 for a second I thought now I'll see a huge explosion but...*fart* 😂
Scientist Slaughterhouse vs Crack life.
Hopefully we get to see them.
i love you videos
I am Heavy Freeman. And this, is my finger.
Why is there a flying Ichthyosaur during the common Black Mesa weapons showcase lol
In Crack Mesa the pistol reload should be smoke coming out of your finger and you blow on it.
Skipped immediately to see the Do You Suck Dicks!
RIP R. Lee Ermy
All the crack Mesa weapons explained in 1 word
Magnum: pootis
Glock: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Smg: POWEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Shotgun: Frick
Crossbow: D A R T S
Rocket launcher: warhead
Tau cannon: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
Gluon gun: Iron-man
Hive: jaaj
Grenade: *fart*
Satchel: Nanners
Tripmine: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Snark: YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME PRIVATE PYLE
Crowbar: Becky, I got you blue
4:00
Great reference to doom xD
Shotgun was doom 2 sound and Penn Gillete while reloading
Did u use the full version (1.0) for crack mesa
Nobody:
Crack mesa shotgun: fak fak fak fak fak
What is that thing that flies under the text? is that the fish from half life 2?
good job!!
no HECU soldiers were harmed in the making of this demonstration
Resonance cascade was the name of the drug
The best and most funi weapon in crack life 13:42
how did automatic closed captioning get pingas right?
it's 2 AM what am I doing with my life?
I wonder if it's possible to rip a railgun model from Quake Champions and port it in Crack Mesa. Besides, QC recently added Quake 3 railgun reskin.
1:31 *PINGAS*
1:34 WHAT THE
The CM SMG!
Now YOU TOO, can roleplay as a fucking A-10 Warthog, only cooler, because even the A-10 doesn't have this level of city leveling firepower!
8:44 Gordon is now an wizard
No he's Gordon
@@CardinalSinner r/woooosh
3:00 *Smg fart noises*
The hecu guy: suck my balls
don't know about you but i cant stop laughing everytime i hear that
lmao, just heard that