Markiplier: Oh no this so bad I need to help everyone, my heart is starting to hurt I gotta quit Gray: Ah whatever let's just try to kill everyone in the worst ways possible and try to get paid for it
Mother: "Come on honey, we're gonna be late!" Son: "Where are we going, mommy?" Mother: " *TO BREAK ALL OUR BONES AND BURN IN PAIN AS THE FIRE SLOWLY DISSOLVES US.* "
Gray: That was the most uncomfortable thing I I’ve ever done in a video game. Also Gray: Splits people in half with police cars, tortures young kids in the Sims 4, and uses innocent people’s bodies in the most twisted game of basketball.
@@isaiahf-d846 The real winner is us, as we are all in one piece, have not gone through a windshield, and can laugh at the pain of this fictional character.
Employer: so your TH-cam search history says you watched a video titled “i got paid to watch people die” Future me: indeed Employer: you’re a perfect fit! Welcome to the US Army!
More fun I knew that this game would be about cars why because I saw a comment going something like: “imagine having gray as your car instructor”. Gray commented: “I think a lot of people would pass” I can see future XD
The whole "There is nothing on this road! How did these two cars meet up??" Sums up Sweden's road network in the north pretty well tbh :D It's more common to hit a moose than another car there xD
@@beckyingrahm5681 Exactly. Ends on an optimistic tone. What really great is you can play with punctuation. "You did more harm then, good." or "You did more harm, then good"
"The accident and the death of his mother traumatized him severely and he had to undergo therapy for 2 years." *Press R to rewind time* "Nobody's mental health improves on *this* channel, dammit!"
I think the game developer needs to add a special "Kevin" mode where you get to experiment with the pedestrians impact on the front hood. This would be played in first person.
That rewind function is overkill in Gray's case. It's bad enough that he'll torture each victim to death... NOW he's given the power to do it over multiple timelines? Yeesh.
I have no idea how you do it, bit watching this videos calm me down no matter what. I can start the video in tears, but listening to you screw up game lives in a bloody and murderous way always relaxs me. This videos are witchcraft and I love it.
I love to think the developers of the games like this and prepare for impact has a good intention but gray plays it the exact opposite of what they want
Driver inspectors: OH my God!!! What are you doing!!? You are INSane Gray:Wait, so you are telling me it’s illegal to hit cocaine infused alcoholics walking out of a *FULL LICOR BAR!?*
Interchangeable with "She looks so peaceful, and then comes Spleens the Cat" just before singing "the song of our people" while you or I or any of the other sims are trying to sleep
HAGhqh Gray: "she looks so peaceful" Me at the same time as gray says it: "and here comes graystillplays" AND the fact that gray gets uncomfortable saving people makes me laugh
I love how the game gives just the slightest bit of leeway & Gray's like: Murder in a thousand ways dammit! There's just new levels of HELL everyday lmao & it's brilliant 😂
"Where the hell is my first u?!" The game characters wanted to tell you "f*** you" but they had to use some of the letters to hide it from the sensors. You'll find the rest of the letters missing eventually.
Normal gamers: Yes I finally beat the level and got a rare item. Gray: Yes clear the leve having the kid take 2 years of therapy is a complete success.
Yeah I hate youtub because he's the evil brother of youtube. Always trying to hide the comments and lie to me about being the first one... I WILL GET MY REVENGE! someday...
I can see. Greys wife coming home like how was your day and greys well i sent a child to therapy and his wife like thats nice honey oh i got you some fresh souls to torture
I've put the playlists of all his videos on shuffle sometimes because I'm bored and I have gone back to before he started doing that and it throws me off a bit and I'm not sure how I feel about it
I found your videos through suggested videos. Gray I love your videos. They are so fun and entertaining. I even recommended my friends to check them out.I recently started my TH-cam channel. Keep it up! Just subbed!!!!
Gray is friggin amazing. Such a wonderfully perverted mind.... :-D I found him only last April and my life hasn't been the same since. He has Thursdays off, if you didn't already know. And welcome to the mayhem!
Gray; Watch people get into accidents and die.
Me: isn’t that every game you play
‘Accidents’
Yes, yes it is
🤣😂🤣😂
True.
Yes.
slams the like button on this comment way too hard
Imagine having a dream, well a nightmare really, where you're in a car accident, and when the paramedics arrive, they're all Gray.
OH GOD
Ill accept my fate lol
Well shi-
yep ill be screwed
I’m F-CKED
I would absolutely buy a shirt that states, "You did more harm than good." XD
Me too
Same
Karens about masks be like
U could be a troll and give it to someone when they mess up and say "this suits u more than me"
Right under it “Everyone will remember that” in telltale fonts.
Markiplier: Oh no this so bad I need to help everyone, my heart is starting to hurt I gotta quit
Gray: Ah whatever let's just try to kill everyone in the worst ways possible and try to get paid for it
Me: Markiplier u can't quit I gotta taste ur blood first
Mother: "Come on honey, we're gonna be late!"
Son: "Where are we going, mommy?"
Mother: " *TO BREAK ALL OUR BONES AND BURN IN PAIN AS THE FIRE SLOWLY DISSOLVES US.* "
Sounds like fun.
Son: Mom, but we’ve been tortured by many players already!
Mother: Honey, this is GreyStillPlays we have no choice.
Eh......It's better than corona
As long as it does fun, it will be okay
Gray: That was the most uncomfortable thing I I’ve ever done in a video game.
Also Gray: Splits people in half with police cars, tortures young kids in the Sims 4, and uses innocent people’s bodies in the most twisted game of basketball.
Blending people in happy wheels?
Perfecto for pain putter
It checks out, but only because he's Gray.
Thank god it’s Friday. Thursday’s suck. Imagine missing watching a man destroy people’s lives.
I fill it with dnd
No vid yesterday threw me off
This man (Gray) tortures lives everyday so it's the norm for him.
@@isaiahf-d846 Hell yeah, Thursday D&D sessions are the best
"Windshield versus human, human wins."
I would not call the man that just went through a windshield a winner, but alright.
well I wouldn't call the windshield that got absolutely wrecked a winner so I guess it's a lose lose situation
@@isaiahf-d846 The real winner is us, as we are all in one piece, have not gone through a windshield, and can laugh at the pain of this fictional character.
ME AND DA BOYS GETTING THE EPIC VICTORY ROYALE
*gets ejected 40 feet out the windshield*
Tristin Bailey My brother has
th-cam.com/video/7GM_mAQdAmE/w-d-xo.html
"meetings about death"
Soooo, every single one of Gray's videos?
Yup
Uh-huh. (drinks beer) 😀
Yes
"meetings about death" is the name of the support group in heaven for all of the people Gray has "helped" over the years.
@@Shatterverse heaven? they are all on the express lain to hell. that is why they keep coming back to Gray.
Employer: so your TH-cam search history says you watched a video titled “i got paid to watch people die”
Future me: indeed
Employer: you’re a perfect fit! Welcome to the US Army!
I hope my recruiter Amy’s this
I had no idea I was the only psychopath
Gray: Releases video of him playing a game.
The people in the game: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!
The peeople in the game: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
The real Anon here before somebody puts a hate comment on you
More fun I knew that this game would be about cars why because I saw a comment going something like: “imagine having gray as your car instructor”. Gray commented: “I think a lot of people would pass” I can see future XD
When are we gonna merch that says “Those are rookie numbers” I need it in my life
The whole "There is nothing on this road! How did these two cars meet up??" Sums up Sweden's road network in the north pretty well tbh :D It's more common to hit a moose than another car there xD
The scene is set in Kronoberg, that's quite far south. And where they have wild boars, I think.
@@MaiaMirabell Yeah. I don't recognise the sign from anywhere I've been driving, but there are wild boars on the road sometimes.
@@MaiaMirabell yeah, and the boars are HUGE. AND EVERYWHERE.
Which is even worse - you hit a moose, you break its legs, it flies up on top of your car and crushes you to death.
Sweden has moose? I thought only Canada had moose.
Gray: "I got paid to watch people die"
Me: "this video sponsored by RayCon Earbuds?"
"You did more harm than good"
I want that shirt. now shut up and take my money.
I want the original quote from the game "You did more harm then good." ^_^
Me: *throws money at the screen*
More t-shirt merch damn it
@@beckyingrahm5681 Exactly. Ends on an optimistic tone. What really great is you can play with punctuation. "You did more harm then, good." or "You did more harm, then good"
I will not screw with the 111
Gray:*makes merch*
Me:i,'ll take your entire stock
"The accident and the death of his mother traumatized him severely and he had to undergo therapy for 2 years."
*Press R to rewind time*
"Nobody's mental health improves on *this* channel, dammit!"
I love how you put „and this happened“ in every title. It leaves 4 questions
1.who dies
2. how painful
4. where’s 3.
Lol
Here before 1K likes.
Spleens ate 3.
I mean you did write it out in a pasta alphabet number 3 in my sim reality
There is no 3 because it is a lucky number, no game that meets Gray is lucky
The third question is the "?????" in every unfinished four-step plan ever.
Gray: Ya know, those movies where the guy dips his fingers into cocaine and licks it.
Me: *Flashbacks to Connor from Detroit Become Human*
New merch idea,
Front: do it the gray way
Back: you won't survive
Yes!
Yeah!
Hell Yeah!!! We shud also have one that says FULL LIQUOR BAR!!!😂😂😂
Yes
I would buy this
Graystillplays: Alright today-
Patients: Get my coffin Ready!
"You did more harm than good" welcome to graystillplays!
I need that coffee mug. XD
The tag line for this channel.
Gray just plays games to show you the completely right way to play. Nirvana is my favorite!
He sounds so happy that they are dying, and I love it
The amazing thing about Grey is that he can turn even very serious games hilarious.
I love when he explains the game and says "that's not gonna happen"
"I cause more harm than good" sounds pretty legit to me.
We need a Tee Shirt with ‘MORE MERCH DAMMIT’ on it
YES
Yes
YESSSSSS
This. Needs. To. Happen.
We need everyone to like this so gray can see it.
I'm not going to lie, my new favorite drinking game is taking a shot everytime Gray says "I'm not going to lie"
Gray helping someone and he's not trying to torture them
Me: who are you and what have you done with grey
using the term 'help' a little loosley
Sometimes he needs to pass the level. Which even then his helping is questionable
Every time Gray plays a new game, he repeats the funni sentence "What if I just let everyone die?".
I think the game developer needs to add a special "Kevin" mode where you get to experiment with the pedestrians impact on the front hood.
This would be played in first person.
No one:
Assassins:I got paid to watch people die
7:14 "Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions, but don't slap the patient!"
@@TeamLotte Doctor Mike would be proud
A TRUE man of culture
“I get payed to watch people die,” we know grey! We are here for a reason
7:14 Gray: OMG i've got to do chest compressions ?
*Doctor mike intensifies*
Chest Compressions Chest Compressions Chest Compressions
Person: *is literally dead*
Gray: So peaceful
Me watching this right before my driving test:
Also me: ohh shiii..
At least it wasn't Final Destination 2. 😀
Ask Gray to be your driving instructor, aslong as u run over atleast one person you'll pass 😂
Best of luck to you!
Did you pass?
Tell me did you run over someone
"dad how did you became billionaire?"
"i watch people die son"
That rewind function is overkill in Gray's case.
It's bad enough that he'll torture each victim to death...
NOW he's given the power to do it over multiple timelines? Yeesh.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I have no idea how you do it, bit watching this videos calm me down no matter what.
I can start the video in tears, but listening to you screw up game lives in a bloody and murderous way always relaxs me.
This videos are witchcraft and I love it.
I love to think the developers of the games like this and prepare for impact has a good intention but gray plays it the exact opposite of what they want
Npc: cries
Gray: no tears please. Its a waste of good suffering.
(This Hellraiser reference fits perfectly)
Driver inspectors: OH my God!!! What are you doing!!? You are INSane
Gray:Wait, so you are telling me it’s illegal to hit cocaine infused alcoholics walking out of a *FULL LICOR BAR!?*
that's why those of us in the Man Family don't go out from the FuLl LiQuOr BaR
Colono why u on drugs bruh
Colono Scopy 😂😂😂
@@yulthewizard5323 why not.
ive watched the thumbnail change 3 times and i love every one of them
"She looks so peaceful, and then comes GrayStillplays!"
Interchangeable with "She looks so peaceful, and then comes Spleens the Cat" just before singing "the song of our people" while you or I or any of the other sims are trying to sleep
Oh my god it's happening again..... accounts made because of grey.
@@colonoscopy1861 More like, she starts singing while the Sims 4 start dying.
@@justinAash whatever happened to Carla? and Nugget? and Nugget's Nuggets?
Gray sometimes does the absolute exact opposite of what the game wants to do.
*Save a person's life*
Gray: *Takes a person's life*
OMG -- the success stories made me feel like they all would have been better dying. Wow I'm depressed now
Like damn the kid didn't even get to go to his mom's funeral
@@penguinstarlette4028 sounds like every kid Gray made in AltLife.
10:07 “I’m Connor, the Android sent by CyberLife”
"You did more harm then good" should become merch for this channel.
Gray: *fucks up saving people from a car accident*
Add: you or someone you love has been in a car accident
“Current profile: leanween” 😂😂😂
HAGhqh
Gray: "she looks so peaceful"
Me at the same time as gray says it: "and here comes graystillplays"
AND the fact that gray gets uncomfortable saving people makes me laugh
Gray’s eventual goal is to make us undergo 2 years of therapy just by watching this video 😂
Wait only 2?
The people looked super realistic so my heart partially died despite the feeble comfort knowing it's just a game. Love it still.
Me: I should really sleep now
Gray: Uploads a New vid
Me: Nah, who needs sleep?
Xd
PS: before u wonder, I'm from germany it's midnight here 😂
Nice,I'm from Romania,it's 1Am here :3
Xd
Midnight in the UK now to 😂
4 pm here in America
@@Wolfiie Where in America do you live, it's been a hour after he uploaded and it's 7pm. I live in America btw
Gray controls the universe, even time itself. All of us live in a time loop of his design.
Nobody:
Grey: all right so welcome back to the only game where you can.....
Fail so much that you want to shove a alligator down your throat tell you can't see it, Failer simular.
.....kill everyone multiple times.
Nobody:
Tsn sparrow: grey
Me: gray
Grey*
Gray trying to understand Norrland is really entertaining.
Yep lol
This time, we have Grey driving my cars, and I never getting them back!
Edit: oops, I mean I don’t get them back...
GreyStillPlays the man that can make jokes out of nothing
Who else wants to see Gray play Kerbal Space Program
Yessir
Yes
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YES
THAT WOUKD BE THE BEST THING EVER
Yes
1:03 *victims* that sinister giggle
I love how the game gives just the slightest bit of leeway & Gray's like: Murder in a thousand ways dammit!
There's just new levels of HELL everyday lmao & it's brilliant 😂
Gray: kills 4 people
Also gray: this boar is responsible for these four people's deaths
When you see the title: “Something is wrong, I can feel it”
"Where the hell is my first u?!"
The game characters wanted to tell you "f*** you" but they had to use some of the letters to hide it from the sensors. You'll find the rest of the letters missing eventually.
Gray, we live in Florida and my mom and sister are sky diving in a few weeks. Please have mercy.
I like how people start praying to him since he seems to always play GOD
Normal gamers: Yes I finally beat the level and got a rare item.
Gray: Yes clear the leve having the kid take 2 years of therapy is a complete success.
TH-cam: there’s 37 comments
Me: can I see the-
Youtub:NONO NAH
Yeah I hate youtub because he's the evil brother of youtube. Always trying to hide the comments and lie to me about being the first one... I WILL GET MY REVENGE! someday...
Beat Pop exactly
Beat Pop lmaoaoaoaoooa
I love how they spelled it " You did more harm THEN good". Yes Gray, You did more harm then. GOOOOOOOOD
0:28 the second anyone hires u it becomes clear they have no clue who u are
Tho i feel Gray would make a great Lawyer, not sure why, i just do
or they know exactly who he is
I'm kinda surprised that Grey didn't find this game sooner...It's perfect for him 😔
I can see. Greys wife coming home like how was your day and greys well i sent a child to therapy and his wife like thats nice honey oh i got you some fresh souls to torture
you know where else you get paid to watch people die?
Retirement homes.
At this point I believe that Gray is unable to play anything that doesn't bring misery to people, un.
deidara.....
Correction every game he plays he somehow makes it bring misery to people
for normal people, watching people die for money is a lot of trauma and nightmares.
for graystillplays? it's free money!
Gray: The mortality rate is going to 100%.
Me: The current record is 300%, but that was an amputation, not a car crash.
"Human being vs. Windshield. Human being wins." I meeeeaaaaan...
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
Gray Still Plays startings: alright
*alright*
I know this is a joke, but there is one guy. CliqueProductions starts every video off with like 6 alrights. Just saying😂😂
I've put the playlists of all his videos on shuffle sometimes because I'm bored and I have gone back to before he started doing that and it throws me off a bit and I'm not sure how I feel about it
He just starts with a calm “alright” then proceeds to torture the people in these games, lmao
actually that's what vanoss normally says at the start of video's for years now
Love the idea of a T-shirt saying “I did more harm than good”
This no joke popped up while I was watching License to Drive
Gray: Sees game called "Accident"
-"Yes."
Funfact: In Germany we have a specific verb for "you do more harm than good" it is called "verschlimmbessern"
We call them Democrats in America
@@TallulahSoie I'm not even touching that one
Grey tried to grey chest compressions but actually nearly nailed it
0:48 top left: leanween
Are you saying you have a pencil--
Nevermind.
The only TH-camr who can consistently make me literally laugh out loud!
Me sees title: hold up
Also me after noticing gray did it: its fine
Jesus, Gray's titles are getting better and better
When did Grey update his background pic on the channel page!? Lmao spleens looks great! 👏
0:20 i can feel where this is going
When he said “hey sir r u okay” my Siri thought he said hey Siri and replied
I like that Gray can make depress loking game to a fun 5 star rating game
I found your videos through suggested videos. Gray I love your videos. They are so fun and entertaining. I even recommended my friends to check them out.I recently started my TH-cam channel. Keep it up! Just subbed!!!!
Gray is friggin amazing. Such a wonderfully perverted mind.... :-D I found him only last April and my life hasn't been the same since.
He has Thursdays off, if you didn't already know. And welcome to the mayhem!
This was the first video I have seen by this man and I felt physically and emotionally connected to him.
When you get in an Uber but when you get in, you see that gray is the driver
Crap
I def want you to play more of this. There are more accident victims awaiting you Gray.
Lmao I thought this dude used to be a padawan friendly TH-camr
We NEED Gray to put
"You did more harm than good."
-Accident
On his about page.
I think Gray’s life saving measures could use some working on. He’s still too moral.
Wow, this was uploaded at the start of my shift. Nice, content when I get home is what I loved about school.