@Joe Nguyen No shit, Joe. And Leno is welcome to backstab anyone he wants. Which is why Fallon better be careful but you don't miss a thing, don't you Joe?
@@juliusseizure4983 Stop blaming Leno for Conan's sh!tty Tonight Show ratings. This was in 2010. Get over it! Conan got $40 million when he left NBC. Conan is now with TBS and everything is fine now. Jay did what the network asked him to do. Remember also, it was not just about Leno, 165 other staff involved on his show too could have lost their jobs. The Tonight Show is owned by NBC, not Jay or Conan.
Stop blaming Leno for Conan's sh!tty Tonight Show ratings. This was in 2010. Get over it! Conan got $40 million when he left NBC. Conan is now with TBS and everything is fine now. Jay did what the network asked him to do. Remember also, it was not just about Leno, 165 other staff involved on his show too could have lost their jobs. The Tonight Show is owned by NBC, not Jay or Conan.
I remember when I first saw Jay Leno in the tonight show in 1992..he started by saying "Let's see how you all guys feel in 30 years".I was 13 at the time and I feel wonderful and lucky today watching him present either a car or a show of his own.Way to go Jay🇱🇷🙏!
I'm so glad he mentioned the bag situation. I get asked that all the time when I do grocery shopping. I'm like... Well I have to carry them somehow? Lol
That joke was an old bit changed around by Leno, originally told by the late great Mitch Hedberg, look him up, he's hilarious, speaking about going to the store and buying 8 apples and the when the clerk asks him if he wants a bag, he says, "No man, I juggle! I can only juggle 8 though, if I ever get 9---bag 'em up!!" Mitch Hedberg~LEGEND!
Do you want your milk in a bag? That's the question I always get and that's the main thing I need in a bag since the gallon of milk sometimes is wet with condensation and don't need my car seat wet
if i recall, i think it' last year. i bought some lingeries at victoria secret. this lady asked me if i want a bag. i said no cus i'm cheap, wanna save 10 cents. she end up gave me a bag, i guess she doesnt want me to carry the lingeries without a bag in the mall. haha
Function of Comedy. Comedy tends to bring humor and induce laughter in plays, films, and theaters (and Jimmy Fallon show). The primary function of comedy is to amuse and entertain the audience, while it also portrays social institutions and persons as corrupt, and ridicules them through satirizing, parodying, and poking fun at their vices. Excellent work from Jay Leno.
My parents are Jay Leno’s age, in their 70s, and they are still big on Sears and miss it. They would even call it “Sears and Roebuck”, they were also into Montgomery Wards. They looked at Sears like how I look at Best Buy and Costco.
holy shit this is exactly what letterman said conan and leno should do while their whole dilemma was happening. he made a joke saying the only way to resolve it is if conan starts the show, leno comes out to say his little jokes, and conan does the rest.
Really? That’s interesting. I’m a Conan fan and I’ve gotta say, Jay’s stand up here was good. But I’ve been reading some people saying it’s Conan’s fault?
Jay has made several appearances like this over the years since his show ended. It's pretty obvious that he wants it all back again. If he did make a come back with another late night show I guarantee he'd have top ratings all over again. He's still got it
@@issiacmejia3385 you can spin it however. But this a downgrade. They cut his show from 1 hour, to 30 minutes. Gave him a smaller stage. Fired his band. Fired most of his staff. The show, as it was before, has been completely cancelled.
4 minutes of PURE entertainment!!!! He basically bitch slapped Fallon, Kimel, Conan, Ellen......EVERYBODY in 4 minutes!!!!! We miss you Jay, please come back!!!!
Great you had Jay immediately right after his Today interview, sad some people take it too seriously. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is the best!
Who could learn from the best all of them Jay will always be the King of stand up comedy thats why i never watch any of them anymore never this was a major treat online.I 💘 Jay Leno and miss him severely!
Before the Late Night Wars, Jay Leno would kill it on Late Night with David Letterman when he was in NYC. This reminded me of all those great appearances.
@@ObiWanKenobi wah...sounds like your the angry one...who gives a shit...I can't believe there's still people out there bitching about this..Conan,Jimmy,and Jay are millionaires,I doubt they care....but u do for some reason
Jay Leno just showed every late night host what real comedy is! No political views, just comedy! Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and the rest of them that have all taken huge ratings falling could definitely learn a few thing from Leno!
My dad was law enforcement and used to constantly complain about how police tv shows were so fake and"that wouldn't happen!!". Jay just brought me back to memories of that. Still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or not. Either way, great to see him again.
Don't understand why everyone blames Jay in that fiasco...if anyone, they should blame Jimmy, he took Conan's place. In reality, it was late night NBC executives who were making those decisions...Jay's contract ended, he was not the one who determined next Tonight Show host...
Она звалась Т because everyone on TH-cam and Social Media, in general, is an ignorant asshole, including you and me in that equation. I thought you've learned that by now. And yeah, everyone else: Get over yourself you salty little wankers, Conan has a show of his own, and it does great. Really, you should watch it, instead of lingering over videos of Jay Leno, trying to discredit the man, for something he had no hand in. Idiots, fucking everywhere, for fucks sake.
Leno is a great comedian. Always has been and always will be. Before the tonight show, Leno was the fucking guy. This shows how hard stand up really is.
What amazed me is the height of all these tv personalities. At one time Leno didn't seem to be that tall when compared to David Letterman or Conan, which would shadow over Leno's height. Then when Jimmy Fallon came around he seemed to be taller than many of his guests. Now that I see Leno next to Fallon and never thought Leno was so tall.
“Jay’s still here?”
“Jay never left”
Uh-oh Jimmy, watch out. You just might end up on TBS.
@@southsideman4891 He makes fun of Democrats. So they won't let him back on television.
@@Rathkryn
Yes, clearly...by having a show on a fairly Left-leaning channel like CNBC.
@@Clay3613 another snowflake trumptard that can't take a joke?
@@EazyE11
What? I was mocking Luscas Akame's comment.
@@Clay3613 aight, my bad.
Very cool that Fallon has Leno come by once in a while. It’s a nice nostalgia hit and Leno still has it.
Jimmy better be careful always having Leno on his show
Jay is almost 70
@Joe Nguyen No shit, Joe. And Leno is welcome to backstab anyone he wants. Which is why Fallon better be careful but you don't miss a thing, don't you Joe?
Conan will come to him in his sleep.
@@juliusseizure4983 Stop blaming Leno for Conan's sh!tty Tonight Show ratings. This was in 2010. Get over it! Conan got $40 million when he left NBC. Conan is now with TBS and everything is fine now. Jay did what the network asked him to do. Remember also, it was not just about Leno, 165 other staff involved on his show too could have lost their jobs. The Tonight Show is owned by NBC, not Jay or Conan.
Stop blaming Leno for Conan's sh!tty Tonight Show ratings. This was in 2010. Get over it! Conan got $40 million when he left NBC. Conan is now with TBS and everything is fine now. Jay did what the network asked him to do. Remember also, it was not just about Leno, 165 other staff involved on his show too could have lost their jobs. The Tonight Show is owned by NBC, not Jay or Conan.
4 minutes of standup and not a single mention of politics. Now that IS refreshing. Thanks, Jay!
Amen! Exactly!
The premise of the bit was angry guy yelling about trivial things that most people would shrug off. Politics aren't trivial.
I agree he litterly just showed every late night host what true comedy really is.
It's refreshing to be away from politics, period.
@@paulettaphillips3659 thats why he followed Carson. Fallon cant get the ratings that Leno did. This was true perfection. I agree with you!!!
"If you think you can cure hemorrhoids with medical marijuana, somebody must be blowing smoke up your ass!" I fucking lost it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When your show is a bomb and you have to bring in the OLD HOST!
U misspelled Shit with bomb
@@sergiomacias5145 You agreed with him, why the "um no"?
lmao jimmy fallon does fine. Leno was literally the unfunniest host on any talk show i've ever seen.
Jimmy is okay Leno sucks
Remember though,you don't blame Conan!
Ahhh...this is that "angry man" who gave the BIGGEST PRANK on Conan O'Brien.
Get a life you bitter man
Adi Adrian conan is a legend fuck leno
Jay had nothing to do with that fiasco....heads of development/programming at NBC at that time, screwed Conan...
Она звалась Т Nah man, fuck Leno
He accepted the job back after they forced Conan out. He didn't have to accept. Fuck Leno.
Honestly the most refreshing monologue in years
FACTS‼️
I remember when I first saw Jay Leno in the tonight show in 1992..he started by saying "Let's see how you all guys feel in 30 years".I was 13 at the time and I feel wonderful and lucky today watching him present either a car or a show of his own.Way to go Jay🇱🇷🙏!
Somebody give that guy a snickers or what .
😂😂
Zed | You’re not you when you’re hungry
😂
Zed he sure is *hangry* 😂
LOL
Remember when Sears was Amazon..pick something out of the catalogue and BAM! 8 weeks later it was there!!! Too funny.
You're a tool for liking Leno
LMFAOO that iPhone and grocery bag bit had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
"here's the angry guy I saw on the street"
-Jimmy Fallon 2019
Angel Almanza. What about the angry guy, who is ranting and raving in the White House?
@@TheKaiTetley Who's that?
Lol
@@TheKaiTetley butthead troll ungrateful ass
I miss him and David Letterman. Cobert is not funny and I don't even watch the others-too late.
Why is he still hanging around in the NBC hallways?
Maybe he is still looking for Conan, to apologise. Hmmmmm
Lmao he's off his meds. Fuck Leno
He has a car show on cnbc
CARMSFAV What happened to the feud?
When ever the rating is down they bring him to give the show a boost
That Sears joke though probably the best in a long time!
Great job Jay and no politics, love it. bring him back for more.
Leno did talk politics on rare occasion -- most notably, when he cracked a joke involving Obamacare and Anthony Weiner's photos.
How it should be. We watch to escape the shit world of politics and work.
Ah the yearly upstaging of Jimmy Fallon by Jay.
I LOVE IT. Real comedy.
Wow this feels like some old school Jay.
Had flashbacks to good old days lol. Actually made me laugh.
#metoo hahahaha! Awesome monologue!!!
Ain’t nothing of this funny
lenos a bum and fallon’s nothing to write home about either. #Letterman
I miss the news things
I do miss the Leno/Conan days. I miss when late night shows didn’t try to go viral
They should bring him back often.
I'm so glad he mentioned the bag situation. I get asked that all the time when I do grocery shopping. I'm like... Well I have to carry them somehow? Lol
That joke was an old bit changed around by Leno, originally told by the late great Mitch Hedberg, look him up, he's hilarious, speaking about going to the store and buying 8 apples and the when the clerk asks him if he wants a bag, he says, "No man, I juggle! I can only juggle 8 though, if I ever get 9---bag 'em up!!" Mitch Hedberg~LEGEND!
Must have had shitty ass Cola Well, thank you for this unnecessary piece of trivia nobody asked for... -_-*
Well here in Europe most of us bring their own bags. We try to use less plastic/paper bags.
Do you want your milk in a bag? That's the question I always get and that's the main thing I need in a bag since the gallon of milk sometimes is wet with condensation and don't need my car seat wet
if i recall, i think it' last year. i bought some lingeries at victoria secret. this lady asked me if i want a bag. i said no cus i'm cheap, wanna save 10 cents. she end up gave me a bag, i guess she doesnt want me to carry the lingeries without a bag in the mall. haha
This was such a good bit for Jay to do. He embodied the "old man yells at the sky" character perfectly
Sears catalog...8 weeks later! That was so true! 😂
The Sears joke got me 😂😂😂
Function of Comedy. Comedy tends to bring humor and induce laughter in plays, films, and theaters (and Jimmy Fallon show). The primary function of comedy is to amuse and entertain the audience, while it also portrays social institutions and persons as corrupt, and ridicules them through satirizing, parodying, and poking fun at their vices. Excellent work from Jay Leno.
4:25 When your job replaces you with someone younger.
looooool
Way to state the obvious!!! Great reply
Team COCO!
☝🏽Leno isn’t even trying to hide the fact he wants the show back.
@@allank3530 well leno is clearly better than Jimmy Lmao
Why doesn't leno come do this any more? We need more of him.
Been a while since I laughed at a tonight show monologue
Shut the fuck up you domestic stapled mutant!
quiet .....troll
@@jacobeverett8955 if you think Jimmy fallon is a great talk show host you were born yesterday.
that was funny to you?... pathetic
@@joeys4c it's better than the usual shit that they call a monologue
😂 I'm loving angry Leno 😠
Wow that was great! Good material from a master
My parents are Jay Leno’s age, in their 70s, and they are still big on Sears and miss it. They would even call it “Sears and Roebuck”, they were also into Montgomery Wards. They looked at Sears like how I look at Best Buy and Costco.
I miss Leno ranting on TV this was refreshing to see and hear
You tool
holy shit this is exactly what letterman said conan and leno should do while their whole dilemma was happening. he made a joke saying the only way to resolve it is if conan starts the show, leno comes out to say his little jokes, and conan does the rest.
Really? That’s interesting.
I’m a Conan fan and I’ve gotta say, Jay’s stand up here was good.
But I’ve been reading some people saying it’s Conan’s fault?
@@JuniorRDZ04 conan's fault for putting himself out of a job? that's like saying the titanic was the passengers fault.
@@coolpianoman10 - Yeah, I was thinking the same.
I love Jay. I grew up watching him...I miss this guy.
Jay may be retired, but his energy will never retire.
Jay has made several appearances like this over the years since his show ended. It's pretty obvious that he wants it all back again. If he did make a come back with another late night show I guarantee he'd have top ratings all over again. He's still got it
FACTS‼️
Nah when he returned to the Tonight Show in 2010, the ratings were worse than when Conan had it.
Inside the Coffee Bean was a Starbucks lmao
Leno's still got some great jokes up his sleeves haha 👌🏽
Thanks to his crew of full time writers.
He WAS funny. Now he's a bitch.
So nice to see jimmy launch this mans career
TEAM COCO!
Aw somebody thinks they’re the only one with opinions these days
Yet youre here watching....
#teamcoco
I could tell within a few seconds of him talking that I was out.. thanks for your assumption though
*TEAM COCO:* watch "Conan" on TBS, not waste time trolling "Tonight Show" videos featuring Jay Leno.
Would have been better if Conan was the angry guy and stole the tonight show to himself lol
Get over it already. Conan fans are the worst lol
Tony Vega 👏👍🙌
Conan fans don't even support him. They just cancelled his show due to low ratings.
@@joeybaseball7352 okay buddy. It's not like he has a 4 year contract, new stage format/ brand new podcast. I support him. "fake news"
@@issiacmejia3385 you can spin it however. But this a downgrade. They cut his show from 1 hour, to 30 minutes. Gave him a smaller stage. Fired his band. Fired most of his staff. The show, as it was before, has been completely cancelled.
It was so refreshing to actually hear a funny opening! Love J!
4 minutes of PURE entertainment!!!! He basically bitch slapped Fallon, Kimel, Conan, Ellen......EVERYBODY in 4 minutes!!!!! We miss you Jay, please come back!!!!
Someone should give this guy his own late-show
The most underrated late night host.
Glad to see him back
HE'S BACK FOR THE SHOW AGAIN DON'T LET HIM IN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Love you Jay! Thanks for the laughs!
So cool how Jimmy and NBC keeps Jay involved
Great you had Jay immediately right after his Today interview, sad some people take it too seriously.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is the best!
Leno is so cool.
Holy shit it’s Jay Leno. I actually seen his last episode he did on the Tonight Show before Fallon took over so seeing him back is nostalgic.
I too watched him leave the show... twice!
Miss you Jay
I miss Jay, and Johnny too.
Jimmy Fallon inviting Leno back for guest monologues feels a lot like the gingerbread man trusting the crocodile and sitting on his nose.
Thank you for reminding me how much I don't miss Jay Leno.
butler i love his car collection and get he comes from a totally different time, but my god if he isnt the most forced comedy ever
Who could learn from the best all of them Jay will always be the King of stand up comedy thats why i never watch any of them anymore never this was a major treat online.I 💘 Jay Leno and miss him severely!
You are missing a lot
he must be getting ready for a Netflix special
Mr. shah yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Probably trying out material
comics don't try new out material on tv
@@mike10dude hes probably checking if he still got it. Got to keep money coming in for his car collections, maintenance, and repairs.
@cpk1994 that is true
@cpk1994 let's hope there isn't a me too movement against him like every celebrity that is getting close to retiring.
With a $1,000 phone, ya better have something damn brilliant to say!
Before the Late Night Wars, Jay Leno would kill it on Late Night with David Letterman when he was in NYC. This reminded me of all those great appearances.
That was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! That is some of the funniest damn material I've ever heard. Blowing smoke up your ass. Wow!
Glad to see he’s still around.. He’s usually on Last Man Standing with Steve Allen .. He’s still great ..
"Steve Allen" ???????
Yeah, remember when he was Steve the Tool Man Staylor?
@@candycrystall6241 No, I remember Tim Allen played Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Must be two different shows.
Steve allen has been dead for years 🤣
“I’ll just put the ice cream in my pants.” 😂
Holy shit a monologue with no political bait.... what’s the catch?
youtube comment of the year
😂IKR@Richard Peck
That we have a republican president. He only uncivil towards Democrats or Monica Lewinsky.
@@samuela9245 karpinteria mesas
That need to bring him back
#TeamCoco
Old people jokes, great
Apple never made the iPhone 7s lol...
gosh i miss jay
Miss the tonight show with jay leno
Said no one. The only Tonight Show anyone misses is the one with Johnny.
Jay is 72 years old still looks good for his age. Fire woke fallon and put back leno
I forgot last time I laughed so hard like now. Thanks Jay! Thanks Jim.
Those iPhone jokes were so good
This guy has a lot of potential he should replace jimmy and get his own late night show
jimmy really has jay leno on like once a year to do a tonight show monologue and I like that
His voice on "The Tonight Show" is so refreshing... hey kids that's Jay Leno he was the host before Jimmy Fallon
Oh I remember! The guy who fucked over Conan O’Brien?
Hey kids here 's a joke he was before conan too.
Obi-Wan Kenobi Conan’s doing alright now
@@ObiWanKenobi wah...sounds like your the angry one...who gives a shit...I can't believe there's still people out there bitching about this..Conan,Jimmy,and Jay are millionaires,I doubt they care....but u do for some reason
Yeah, we can ALL remember 5 years ago.. 😂
Long live Jay Leno !!!!!
it's good seeing Jay Leno I missed him.
Absolutely nailed it
This was awesome 😂 - how much more camera on an iPhone do ya need?!? 😀😀😀
Hah! Also like the part about the "pen". It's not even a pen, it's a stick. And what's with the string...🤣Good stuff
Jay Leno just showed every late night host what real comedy is! No political views, just comedy! Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and the rest of them that have all taken huge ratings falling could definitely learn a few thing from Leno!
Totally miss Jay's street questions to people. Always so good. And the photo booth stuff too.
Lol damn everytime I see Jay Leno all I can think of is that "Public Shaming" episode of John Oliver now.
Funny thing is Jay would never let anyone open up for him ever on Tonight show
@@TheGAMESHARQ Jay is not a funny comedian...he just got a lucky break and we all went " how he get here ..oh well not much we can do " 😂😂😂
"A NYMPHOMANIAC SITTING ON A WASHING MACHINE" I fucking died😂
Ohhhhh how I miss Leno! Used to watch every night
Jay and jimmy are the kings of these
My dad was law enforcement and used to constantly complain about how police tv shows were so fake and"that wouldn't happen!!". Jay just brought me back to memories of that. Still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or not. Either way, great to see him again.
I love that Jimmy has Jay come back on the show!
Jay rocks!! Used to work for the show when he was a host...he's awesome! Sweet and considerate man!
I assume you're not Conan or Letterman.
Sweet and considerate? Umm yeah, I bet that’s not how Conan describes him
That does matter. I respect that. Word always gets out, either way.
Don't understand why everyone blames Jay in that fiasco...if anyone, they should blame Jimmy, he took Conan's place. In reality, it was late night NBC executives who were making those decisions...Jay's contract ended, he was not the one who determined next Tonight Show host...
Она звалась Т because everyone on TH-cam and Social Media, in general, is an ignorant asshole, including you and me in that equation. I thought you've learned that by now.
And yeah, everyone else: Get over yourself you salty little wankers, Conan has a show of his own, and it does great. Really, you should watch it, instead of lingering over videos of Jay Leno, trying to discredit the man, for something he had no hand in. Idiots, fucking everywhere, for fucks sake.
Jimmy Fallon will never ever have a standing ovation like the legendary Jay Leno
I like Jimmy's show.
Jay Lano is a true legend. My evening just got so much brighter.
Leno is a great comedian. Always has been and always will be. Before the tonight show, Leno was the fucking guy. This shows how hard stand up really is.
Not one political joke. Well done.
Chief Tapatio no Monica lewinsky wasn’t on the news that’s why.
He killed it!
The angry man should have been Conan.
What amazed me is the height of all these tv personalities. At one time Leno didn't seem to be that tall when compared to David Letterman or Conan, which would shadow over Leno's height. Then when Jimmy Fallon came around he seemed to be taller than many of his guests. Now that I see Leno next to Fallon and never thought Leno was so tall.
Conan’s job still hanging out at nbc..
Awesome & true. Thanks Jimmy, thanks Jay. You ROCK!