"Noo, Schmitler, please tell me you didn't cut off Karen's ponytail. Are you out of your damn mind? She's going to lose it- I'm not opening up that locker. She has been inside every single locker that I've opened. I refuse to get stabbed for what you did." -CaptainSauce 2020
"Why is your hair weird?" A figure appears behind the man he breaks trough the screen and then fixes it magically the Cap brings out Tomato head but he is no match for crazy diamond
I have seen a complaint of Karen take down a lone manager. It is not pleasant, returned items and apologizes strewn everywhere. The manager curled up in the corner rocking back and forward.
Captainsauce if you read this I just wanted to let you know that your videos always make me smile and laugh and this video is just what I needed because my mom just passed away today and this new video was just what I needed thank you
I've played all of these, now. The most discernable thing about his personality is that he seems like an animal lover. He's brought kittens to the office a few times. Or maybe, I'm getting him confused with the flat-haired guy from the other one.
Please keep going I wanna see how crazy that place gets. Also seeing the boss apologize for the scandal makes me think of "Dissolving classroom." Series. You know the one critical of the sincerity of people making public apologies.
I dont know about you guys but when i just watch the intro to the video I just laugh every single time because i love these videos please cap dont stop making them 😁
fun fact: from last episode: last time: Mr. Green's (aka the main character's) tie in every losing/winning portrait was blue and not green This time: His tie is officially blue.. or is it because the thinker (in 12:40 ) stole his green tie.. question is, was the last times mistake a coincidence, or is it not?
Bro keep up the good content I just watched the spa master ahh she’s fine broke me you always make me laugh when I’m sad Love all your tabs vids keep them comeing
2:35 Pretty sure if I remember correctly, bars in Japan are only open at night after people are done with work. Definitely not like the west where you can go and get shit faced anytime of the day and twice on Sunday
My parents are fighting right now my dad is drunk lmao and I’m here just watching this video😂😂 Gets nine comments get only 2 likes thanks you guys you guys don’t like abuse :)
''or hes dressed like a panda hahahahaha'' dont fuck with my people saucie boy we have power your human minds cant comprehend we will make you dissapear
The boss didn't resign. What happened was when there is any sort if scandal (like that "secret" magazine) comes out in Japan there is a big press conference sort of thing where certain people, depending on the scandal and who's involved (in this case the boss) apologize in front of everyone
Idk who that guy outside the window was, but I think the guy in the locker was a reference to Junkyard Dog, and I know that the man in the ring with tig ass bitties is a reference to Abdulla the Butcher. It is WWE stuff.
Fun fact All pandas are owned by China even if they're born across the world. And once that panda reaches a certain age they're required to be set back to China
"Some are saying it's the best work environment. No windmills to lower property value and call cancer. And no fake news." Sir the question was how do you think the climate crisis can be solved?
Someone’s a gen one Stan so here are the origins of a bunch of pokemon to prove they aren’t nonsense luv ur content btw Origin of some of the new pokemon Copperajah-based on the copper elephant an Asian Elephant and a war elephant Blacephelon-based mainly on creepy clowns and also fireworks Orbeetle-based on a mad scientist,radars and even a ufo Lucario-based on anibus who was in mythology the god of death Duckling/swanna-based on the story of the ugly duckling Empoleon-based on an icebreaker ship and posiden Halucha-based on nacho libres and the patterns on some hawks Luxray-based on how in some myths bobcats where said to have x ray vision Goodra-based on how in some story’s dragons where often replaced with snails Roserade -a plant that is based on a masquerade ball Binacle and barbaricle:based on how barnacles group together and form huge piles on rocks No offense btw I’m subbed
Me: Yaknow, that one employee looks like a depressed ronald reagan. Also the boss: "Welcome to the workplace, the employees you'll be working with is Adolf Schmitler, Donald Deagan, and John F. Bennedy.
I know I'm late to the party, but that was no pony tail. That was a bamboo broom. It's very common in Asia and Asian Pacific areas such as Japan, Hawaii, Philippines, etc.
Schmittler was a good artist, given he was self taught AND did not have access to high quality art supplies. Too bad he was never accepted into art school :(
“The only reason you would ever be smiling is if your doing something evil” smiles
"Do you have a problem with Shmittler? Does he smell?"
Yeah he is kinda gassy
FUCK YOU THIS IS HILARIOUS
Haha
Take my like and leave
He gets a group together every so often, probably a weekly game night with some friends.
Implications of smelly neckbeards abound.
Mmm... Why
"Noo, Schmitler, please tell me you didn't cut off Karen's ponytail. Are you out of your damn mind? She's going to lose it- I'm not opening up that locker. She has been inside every single locker that I've opened. I refuse to get stabbed for what you did."
-CaptainSauce 2020
If you need me i'll be avoding this meeting și ce when do we do business în here i kind of figured we were more about growing plants în the office
That's a long quote
@@insanitygaming1526 yeah it is a long quote from captainsauce
"i dont know what a group of karens is called, youll have to let me know"
a complaint. they're called a complaint.
a Facebook group
infestation
I call them Bitches
@@AwakenedRAGEJustin but you sub to morgz
@@jjrr22 go marrying a bagel, muffinchucker
this feels more like fleeing the complex then escaping work
“Anything past 252 is nonsense.”
Eggsecute:
Captain sauce is a gen oner
@@jamesoncroft9860 actually he is a gen 2 player after gen 2 there were 251 Pokémon
That would be more so an eggxecute, or a todorin (i forgot the name, so i think its that)
Looks healthy to me. Idk what you're talking about.
Well every single wall, floor, roof, basically every inch of that building is blue.
Noice
@@sushisama6267 and blue is my favorite color. Still don't see your point
Looks fine to me as well
I really don't see a problem
Why, is there a large naked man in the locker, that just chocked me with a chain?!
There are no accidents. - Master Oogway -
This is fine. - The Dog Who Is On Fire -
@@castleninjafire So true
I just watched king fu panda a few minutes ago
Lol
Shmitler is so sad because he was just told that he couldn't invade Poland.
It feels crazy to think I have comments as old as his videos
It's always funny when he starts a sentence and the game's scenario sets up the end of the sentence while hes talking.
"Why is your hair weird?" A figure appears behind the man he breaks trough the screen and then fixes it magically the Cap brings out Tomato head but he is no match for crazy diamond
Schmidler wants the new captain sauce youtooz
Schmidler is all of us
Yes
Schmitler not Schmidler
"A company that manages money as well as EA manages player expectations"
shots fired
Which is to say, not at all
Lol
The difference between a normal Karen and this one, is she IS the manager.
Basic karen: I wanna talk to your manager!
This karen:I wanna talk to your employee!
°O°
"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"
A group of Karens would be called a “Complaint”
A ton of karen is called a Facebook group
Is that related to a murder of crows?
A group of Karen’s is called a “inhuman”
I have seen a complaint of Karen take down a lone manager. It is not pleasant, returned items and apologizes strewn everywhere. The manager curled up in the corner rocking back and forward.
@@fluffybunny3178 we must call the police department to save the manager
NOTE TO SELF: DON’T DRINK WHILE WATCHING CAPTAINSAUCE VIDEOS
i was doing gingerale and it went out my nose, and SPRAYED all over my pc
worth it
HAHAHA
@@Guhhhshhhsgwhsvhz I was drinking soda and when cap said COOKIE MONSTERS COCK I nearly choked
1:11 " he always looks like his favorite team lost the super bowl" Well his favorite team did loose the largest war in human history.
"Karen has been in every single locker im not opening it"
14:40 "tig ass biddies"
Sauce at his finest lol
Boogar Shugar DELIVERY for captain sauce.
A group of Karen’s is call a complaint.
What number goes from a group to a convention or what ever is after
It’s called a waiting room for a therapist
I thought you called a group of Karen’s an HOA
It’s called a problem
Dang it! You beat me to it
Hey captain sauce, I hope you’re having a great day and I hope you continue to make amazing content it always makes me laugh
it makes me laugh to! it also makes me regret my life choices....
Can we get this to top comment, that’s so damn wholesome and relatable
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
@@whythough8821 Can we really tho?
Im not sure if its possible considering how wholesome comments usually get buried but we could still try
He ain't funny no more sadly
Captainsauce if you read this I just wanted to let you know that your videos always make me smile and laugh and this video is just what I needed because my mom just passed away today and this new video was just what I needed thank you
At least scthmittler doesn't get rejected by his art teacher
Take my like and get out of my house.
I've played all of these, now.
The most discernable thing about his personality is that he seems like an animal lover. He's brought kittens to the office a few times. Or maybe, I'm getting him confused with the flat-haired guy from the other one.
Please keep going I wanna see how crazy that place gets.
Also seeing the boss apologize for the scandal makes me think of "Dissolving classroom." Series. You know the one critical of the sincerity of people making public apologies.
I love that there were wrestlers in this office somehow, and that wasn’t even the weirdest thing in this video. 😂 I’d love to see more!
I dont know about you guys but when i just watch the intro to the video I just laugh every single time because i love these videos please cap dont stop making them 😁
Can we all just appriciate that the cap is doing daily uploads for our enjoyment
fun fact: from last episode:
last time: Mr. Green's (aka the main character's) tie in every losing/winning portrait was blue and not green
This time: His tie is officially blue.. or is it because the thinker (in 12:40 ) stole his green tie.. question is, was the last times mistake a coincidence, or is it not?
Fun fact: nobody has finished the video starts to finish yet.
your right
* Laughs in two times speed *
* cracks kids backs in basement * I don't need to
The power is:
You
Bro keep up the good content I just watched the spa master ahh she’s fine broke me you always make me laugh when I’m sad
Love all your tabs vids keep them comeing
if you see CaptainSauce i want to tell you that i have been watching you since before you had 1 mil. subs, keep on doing what you're doing
It’s not about the milk, it’s about where the milk came from.
Yes agreed
Wrestlers
14:21 Brusier Brody
14:43 Abdullah The Butcher
Wassup CaptainSauce If u see this ....RIP Karen's ponytail lol!
Easily my favorite TH-camr
Same mate.
A group of Karen’s is called a “complaint”
A group of Karens = PTSD, Starbucks, or a Manager’s Nightmare
This game is making me loose braincells.
help
I.O.S he needs help
No
Sos
**loose**
@@sushisama6267 that is proof he is not faking it
2:35
Pretty sure if I remember correctly, bars in Japan are only open at night after people are done with work. Definitely not like the west where you can go and get shit faced anytime of the day and twice on Sunday
65 views:
355 likes:
Me: visible confusion
18:00 you call it a murder, because Karens tend to be old CROWnes
Hahaha
My parents are fighting right now my dad is drunk lmao and I’m here just watching this video😂😂
Gets nine comments get only 2 likes thanks you guys you guys don’t like abuse :)
Nice
Get some help.
My step dad gets drunk to 😭
@@domleo0815 nah this one is a small one they are just throwing glass cups
@@harrywilliams683 lmao the funniest thing is that I’m not lying
The guy with the tig ass bitties is a reference to Abdullah The Butcher who was a WWE wrestler and is now in the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Ah yes, the power of useless spam and bots. The future is wonderful, don't you agree?
No his favorite team did not lose the super bowl, he failed art school
''or hes dressed like a panda hahahahaha''
dont fuck with my people saucie boy we have power your human minds cant comprehend we will make you dissapear
The boss didn't resign. What happened was when there is any sort if scandal (like that "secret" magazine) comes out in Japan there is a big press conference sort of thing where certain people, depending on the scandal and who's involved (in this case the boss) apologize in front of everyone
My god... My sister opened the front door and closed it and hid with all of the lights off and said BOO and I thought I went to hell and back
Idk who that guy outside the window was, but I think the guy in the locker was a reference to Junkyard Dog, and I know that the man in the ring with tig ass bitties is a reference to Abdulla the Butcher. It is WWE stuff.
I noticed this is the third installment of this particular series but I don't remember ever seeing the second
KAREN NOT NOW -captainsauce 2020
Fun fact
All pandas are owned by China even if they're born across the world. And once that panda reaches a certain age they're required to be set back to China
"A unhealthy work environment!" "This is the most healthy work environment I've ever seen."
"Some are saying it's the best work environment. No windmills to lower property value and call cancer. And no fake news."
Sir the question was how do you think the climate crisis can be solved?
Karen and her friends looking like knock-off mean girls on Wednesday, and complete the high school drama too.
This is the most healthiest your work environment has ever been.
Finally, more of my favorite youtuber.
I have a tabs suggestion I call it “your boned”
50 skeleton archers in a line
100 skeletons swordsmen in a phalanx
6:16 what did you say about my hair
A group of vultures: a murder
A group of birds: a flock
A group of Karen’s: a complaint
A group of crows are murder
Edit funny comment tho
Not vultures to myknowledge
Little nitmars 2 is out !!!😍😎😉
Please make this a series 😆 I’m enjoying it way too much
Someone’s a gen one Stan so here are the origins of a bunch of pokemon to prove they aren’t nonsense luv ur content btw
Origin of some of the new pokemon
Copperajah-based on the copper elephant an Asian Elephant and a war elephant
Blacephelon-based mainly on creepy clowns and also fireworks
Orbeetle-based on a mad scientist,radars and even a ufo
Lucario-based on anibus who was in mythology the god of death
Duckling/swanna-based on the story of the ugly duckling
Empoleon-based on an icebreaker ship and posiden
Halucha-based on nacho libres and the patterns on some hawks
Luxray-based on how in some myths bobcats where said to have x ray vision
Goodra-based on how in some story’s dragons where often replaced with snails
Roserade -a plant that is based on a masquerade ball
Binacle and barbaricle:based on how barnacles group together and form huge piles on rocks
No offense btw I’m subbed
cap your almost to 2 mill subscribers, congrats.
As an American, CaptainSauce is my emotional support Canadian.
Me: Yaknow, that one employee looks like a depressed ronald reagan.
Also the boss: "Welcome to the workplace, the employees you'll be working with is Adolf Schmitler, Donald Deagan, and John F. Bennedy.
I know I'm late to the party, but that was no pony tail. That was a bamboo broom. It's very common in Asia and Asian Pacific areas such as Japan, Hawaii, Philippines, etc.
keep going cap you are the best i have been watching your for 3 years now and you never cease to make me laugh every time thank you.
First thing I heard is shmitler. Yeahhh. Normal captain sauce.
I like how captainsauce said mister pink was new when he was in smitler place in the first game
I'm pretty sure a group of Karens is called a retail worker's nightmare.
Badolf Smhitler cut Karen’s ponytail
Petition for CaptainSauce to make job simulator videos again!
6:35
It was you all along! POULTRY MAN!
I expect nothing less from captain sause 🍅
So close to 2,000,000!
Love your Channel Captain I've been here since 900k and have watched every video since and even some before Cant wait for the Youtooz😁
Sauce tabs has new secret
Units
I believe a group of Karens is called "A Manager's Nightmare", or simply "Nightmare" for short.
Captainsauce: I think Mr. Shmitler may not be good in decisions for this corporation.
*Mr. Shmitler left the chat*
He’s the most mature PG channel you will ever find
In that situation it would be a trio of karens but four or more karens is called "a flock of wild karens"
sometimes in business you just fail upwards is my new catchphrase
The earliest I've ever seen a video from you cap
Hope y’all are having good days
How did you know that those chicks are babies? ALL THE CARBS BAYBEE!
I like how he casually burns ea in the begging
Does anyone else want the captain to do a video/series on the Sims 5 when it releases
I still love the outro!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤💣💣💣💣💣💣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Guy: *tries to steal statue*
Me: what is he- why is he twerrking XD
When Sauce uploads everyone be like 😀
Seems healthy to me
Very very healthy
18:02
A complaint. You call a group of Karen's, a complaint of Karen's.
The 3 Karen’s group is known as “the power trio” or “the ultimate trifecta”....deadly in all forms
Schmittler was a good artist, given he was self taught AND did not have access to high quality art supplies. Too bad he was never accepted into art school :(
Does anybody know what the context is for the red head bobbing bull?