Oh my god, when Buzz died, they can't just bury him because their kid would notice something's odd, they'd have to keep him there, Andy would continue to play with Buzz's dead body as if nothing happened... Do toys die? Do their kids keep playing with their dead bodies while the other toys watch? Jesus Christ this video just ruined the entire Toy Story universe for me D:
Remember Sid? He turned his toys into chimeric abominations and they still "lived". So assumable they never die until they completely lose form and are nothing more than raw material.
Wasn't Woody an extremely rare toy, hard to find according to Toy Story 2? I guess that Andy got the other Woody from a mother who sold her son's old toys without knowing their value.
The fact that after he was "playing" with buzz weird me out. Where is the top of his head. Is it stuck in there? What about the plastic shards of his helmet?
And you’re the most frightening of all, you keep body parts in your trunk. Also didn’t you strap a bear to front of a truck to teach him a lesson, what are you the mafia. 😂🤣 The toy mafia
Kids nowadays don't remember the pain of finding the remote controller when adult swim came on, and your parents thought you were intentionally watching it.
Wait, in the Pinko skit, how's he referencing events from Toy Story 3, which occurred when Andy was in college, but Andy's still a kid? And how's he know about Lotso when no one was around to witness it (as it wasn't the toys who strapped him to a truck but the garbage man)?
“Were irreplaceable in Andy’s heart!” Woody, and Jessy are literally irreplaceable
KripsyKream makes a lot of sense, but woody is one of a kind
KripsyKream so is a heart
@@gillianfleischer5620 not on the black market
That was before eBay was big back in Toy Story 2. They have online stores now so people probably find them easier. 😆😆😆
At 4:33, "You decide what I am!. Okay, you're trash!" DAAAAAHHHH-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Thank you Seth Green!
Damn, Andy really got BUZZed.
Hahahaha nice
😂
Buzz kept flying forever.
Eventually, he stopped thinking.
And then he crashed *INTO THE FUCKING MOON* toy story 5: buzz crashes into the freaking moon! (Joke)
Pinko claims everyone's design is restrive. But buzz was turned into a bong.
No he wasn't, that's a different universe.
It's just part of creativity don't feel too bad
JamesPlaysGames95 Pinko is everyone that gets offended by everything and everyone
@Daniel Vazquez Another type of smoking device its like a huge vape with liquid inside
was it a crack pipe
I didn‘t expect that 2:40 was going to be THAT dark
It's not dark it's creative
I know lmfao, i waas like hooly fuck and burst out laughing
@@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities it 100% was dark
Yeah jeez, that was rough
Then u dont know adult swim well
Pinko is like arguing with someone at Tumblr
When I think of Tumblr I always think of those hot girls in g eazy music video
He really is.
everyone talking bout how buzz became a bong, but not how andy blew buzz
It’s the other way around
106 people have never improvised a bong or more than likely hit one
Don't you know how a bong works
That bit that looks like a penis is the part were the lighter goes
For ages I thought they used buzz as a dildo
Why is nobody talking about the fact that Rex was slapped in the face by a condom
"WHO SAID THESE WERE HANDS!"-Buzz lightyear!
Edit: Buzz is a gangster
"WHO SAID THESE WERE HANDS!" Hahahahaaaa!!
1:04 he’s not MY PRESIDENT bahahaha funniest line in this video
😂😂😂
YOU MEAN OBAMA
You mean Trump?
........He’s not my president
@@honeymustardcheerios1808 He's not if you're not american.
He is if you are american.
@@MrXuliest im american but i dont claim him😬
“I already hate this prick”
Idk why but that made me laugh more than it should
I was scrolling through all the comments to find this one 😂😂
Very funny line, and rather accurate - except for the use of the word prick, that sounds exactly like something Mr Potato Head would actually say.
*_You can't replace Woody because he's the only one_*
Oh my god, when Buzz died, they can't just bury him because their kid would notice something's odd, they'd have to keep him there, Andy would continue to play with Buzz's dead body as if nothing happened...
Do toys die? Do their kids keep playing with their dead bodies while the other toys watch? Jesus Christ this video just ruined the entire Toy Story universe for me D:
Remember Sid? He turned his toys into chimeric abominations and they still "lived".
So assumable they never die until they completely lose form and are nothing more than raw material.
Damn, that's dark
*hits blunt*
If Andy made Buzz into a bong and is fucking girls he isn't still playing with toys idiot
This got dark quickly
Pinko vs Forky
Trash!!! :D
both belong in the trash
Yep
Fuck pinko!
Hes a spork not a fork
I died when the pillow came out 😂
So did buzz
@@frankchen4229 you beat me to it
4:36
“who says these are hands?”
proceeds to high five woody
4:08 got me 😂
"You keep body parts in your trunk... Do you know who else did that? Jeffrey Dohmer."
That wooden thing is 2019 in a nutshell
Who says its wooden, Andy decides not you
unfortunately.
Trac Track sjws in a nutshell
Especially the trash part
Eat your cereal
2:35 I love that reference... " One flew over the cuckoo nest"
“And the farmer, he hauls, another load away! Bye looaad! Bye Looaad!”
Lol, why do I love this part so much?
0:35 "Yeah, I'm a rare variant. F**k you, traitor."
God, I can't stop laughing at this.
1:52 I know about how he was used as a bong. But no one ever noticed his growing region.
Of course a Swedish toy would be made of wood
Ikea
2:00 “BUZZED BY BUZZ”
If there's ever going to be a Toy Story 5, Pinko should be an actual character. He's so funny and original.
4:15 Is he talking about Lotso from the 3rd movie?
"really? what is that holster used for? probably not organic fruit snacks" I laughed too hard 😂
Whoever's doing woody's voice does a great Tom Hanks impersonation
The way he says “or a hotel for tiny clowns” at 3:33 really cracks me up, idk why lol
Wasn't Woody an extremely rare toy, hard to find according to Toy Story 2?
I guess that Andy got the other Woody from a mother who sold her son's old toys without knowing their value.
FIRST OF ALL. I though Andy use Buzz as Dildo. but he use as a bong.
edit: Not my first language.
No it's labotomy
ASHTON HALLFORD don’t criticise him he’s an imaginateur.
Imaginateur actyally I always knew what he did
ASHTON HALLFORD same
Like he said
"Time to improvise"
2:20 And the farmer..he hauls..another load away! Bye, load! Bye, load!
4:50 Eventually, he stopped thinking...
3:39 Twitter in a nutshell
“Oh, Slink!”
“Silly Canine!”
*What a freaking jank*
@Gabriel Chaaya It is canine, that means something relating to dogs. K9 refers to police dogs while canine can refer to any dog.
2:03 yOu KnOw WhAt DaDdY dId.....PoOp
T pose Mike Glosouski “Do you what my daddy did?!”
Me: left you when you were three.
1:44 I wanna know what is happening to Buzz
The plinko reminds of normally triggered vegan hipsters
Yeah it's absolute bullshit
I think that's the joke
Lol
Chip Chaply Yeah, the name implies that. It’s pinko, like Pinko Commie.
Too bad normally triggered vegan hipsters don't get thrown in the trash.
Why does woody sound exactly like the real woody?
Lil Leon Tom Hanks brother Jim does the voice for the robot chicken
They predicted what buzz and woody say in the toy story 4 finale 2:36
Same ending too :0
Wait, really? Buzz dies?
@@peterstangl8295 nah he didn't
@@peterstangl8295 yeah, I was crying for hours
Péter Stangl you tell me
2:20 “And the farmer! He hauls, another load away! Bye load! Bye load!
Truer words have never been spoken from the mouths of any human on this earth.
1:06 Im amazed andy is having hardcore sex and is NOT realizing his toys are alive
TELL MY STORY!!!
According to Breaking dawn "extremely unobservant when his attention is otherwise involved"
Hell no to the nope nope nope!
The fact that after he was "playing" with buzz weird me out. Where is the top of his head. Is it stuck in there? What about the plastic shards of his helmet?
He like “0000h THAT SOME GUD SHIT!!
Everyone in 2019 be like 3:41
And you’re the most frightening of all, you keep body parts in your trunk.
Also didn’t you strap a bear to front of a truck to teach him a lesson, what are you the mafia. 😂🤣
The toy mafia
LOL
OkAY BOoMeR
Lol
Lol
2:38- 2:48 I bet Woody wanted to do that since Buzz came into the picture.😂😂😂😂
2:05 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD DID HE POOP HE POOP
2:51 Whowver does Woody at that scene is great I actually thought it was Tom Hsnks himself
Its Jim Hanks, Tom’s brother
2:40 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest reference
Ah, a man/lady of culture
Actually t-rex wasn’t nature’s perfect killer considering how top heavy they were. A small fall had the potential to outright kill them.
0:56: "What a freakin' jake."
“Yeah, I’m a rare variant. Fuck you traitor!”
Still piss myself laughing.
When Slinky said "Tell my story!" I felt that!
In loving memory of Buzz Lightyear, who went to infinity and beyond
2:10
Buzz had a little too much of some no no juice
3:00 toy story 4 in a nutshell
Andy really just went his room to throw that trash away and dipped 💀
4:50 eventually, buzz stopped thinking
3:40 society these days
Yes...
True
@Daniel Vazquez NICE
Yeah quite shitty
And?
Kids nowadays don't remember the pain of finding the remote controller when adult swim came on, and your parents thought you were intentionally watching it.
Bo beep is a freak in the sheets
The heck
bo peep thick af 😩🍑👌🍆💦
I wonder if it was the removal of most of Buzz's head or the horror of what Andy had done to him that shattered his mind
3:50 you can hear the woody
Pinko is basically that one person who gets offended about everything-
3:55 anyone see the Mouth and eyes
0:44 Andy Coming Home From College
And She Got Favorite Toys in History
Alexander Family what do you mean by “she”??
Was that a condom that fell on Rex's face 1:32
no it was a penis sock
When Andy made Buzz into a bong that seems more like something Sid would do.
2:28 Hamlet and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest reference
2:00 Now his name is Bong Lightyear!
Hi there!
4:30 ahhhh so that's how forky 1.0 was made...
Pinko be like : *DID U JUST ASSUMED MY GENDER?*
2:58 Well, this is just 100% accurate😐 and I'm swedish, so I can aprove🇸🇪
Its funny bc b4 today the skit was actually called toy story 4😂😂😂😂😂
Javon Vasquez It still is
I would dedicate an entire episode following this version of Buzz. 🤪 2:03
Robot Chicken predicted the future at 3:43
The first one is basically toy story 3
AC toy story 4*
@@josephhernandez8013 didnt see it
Freaking boys, thank you for the entertainment
Freaking entertainment, thank you for the boys
What
God, never thought I’d cry tears of sadness because of a Robot Chicken episode.
4:25 - SJWs versus rest of internet
Or SJW when “whatever they are today” get what they want
"Who says these are hands?" *proceed to high five each other* 😂
tO InFiNiTy!-
**gets smothered**
and beyond
**cries**
Smothered, not strangled.
Asphyxiated technically
"Tell me about the stuffed rabbits, Woody."
Wait, in the Pinko skit, how's he referencing events from Toy Story 3, which occurred when Andy was in college, but Andy's still a kid? And how's he know about Lotso when no one was around to witness it (as it wasn't the toys who strapped him to a truck but the garbage man)?
Pinko is the definition of 2019 XD
2:47 "and beyond.." 😂😂💀💀
3:14 got me cracking up
0:26 Andy says he has doubles of His toys but there’s no double of Jessie as you can see.
0:17 But woody was worth a fortune!
He is an antiquety!
that Tom hanks impression is literally identical
2:40 wow, Toy Story 4 Ending
4:17
THE MIFIA VERSION OF TOY story
Spoiler Alert:
They predicted the ending of the Real Toy Story 4 with the “To infinity and beyond part”😂😂😂😭😭😭
4:45 not a flying toy
Thanos: I am the inevitable Hero Killer.
Andy: Hold my weed with your remaining arm, old man.
He had to kill buzz he was going to blow everyone’s cover
1:41
You got a friend in me. (Literally)
0:09 D4C ability revealed
3:00 ...... *God Dammit IKEA*
It's been said that buzz is still flying to this decade.
So he *can* fly after all.
Woody: whats he doin to Buzz?
Me: i don’t wanna know
Thx for the likes!
Andy turned him into a bong.