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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ต.ค. 2023
- Felt like doing something silly and I've had this picture on my desktop since the dawn of time.
Songs are Dice from Guilty Gear, and Moonsiders from Tekken
(also to be clear I did not make this picture, I figured that was clear because of the opening but I might as well make it explicit)
Speaking of, I found the link to the post: beanytuesday.tumblr.com/post/...
Doesn't appear to be up on Twitter anymore so doing this here. - บันเทิง
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To everyone saying Jimmy doesn't have enough moves, reply to this post with a move name and I'll make a revised Jimmy movelist including your suggestions (gimme the input and name, maybe even a description of what the move looks like). No guarantee I'll use them all, but I look forward to releasing the 10 hour 10,000 move directors cut. Accuracy to the source material is, as always, my chief concern, so gimme a hand (if you feel like it).
I'll start: f, hcf+1 "Touchdown!", a 1+2 grab which powerbombs the opponent and launches for a combo
@@finnbest3775 f3 kick
f4 kick but like a bit harder
f3+4 Kick to the shins specifically
f,n,d,d/f+2 "Jimmy Fist" a move that launches the enemy into the air into damaging combos, if you just frame d/f and 2 he shouts "JIMMY!" and launches the opponent higher up
1, 1, 2: Flame Slash Wait Where Did He Get That Sword
Haha love the video xD and those commenters idea is genius. I’ll definitely comply:
3+4: Knuckle Sandwich Stance (KS) - The *meat* of his kit. Jimmy steps forward and plants his left foot into the ground, lowering his hands and being unable to block while shouting “get ready…” or “watch out…” or “I hope you’re ready…” Stance cancellable. *can sidewalk while in stance
d3+4: 5 Second Rule Stance (5SR) - an evasive cancelable stance that lasts for 5 seconds. Jimmy crouches _really low,_ shouting _”watch this!”_ towards the opponent. If nothing is pressed for 5 seconds, he will fall into a face down head towards position (FDHT). 5 Second Rule leads into a feint called “feint” d3+4~b, a fast unblockable low called “Defilement” d3+4, d4 and a very telegraphed high damaging mid that will make everyone watching scream “bro fell off” if you get hit by it mid tournament run (named “High Knuckle Fist” in past games but will typically be named Knuckle Beater in the english move list, and the players will in turn name it Jimmy Blow, making it really confusing to look up online as a new player) d3+4~qcf+2. It is also cancellable into his Knuckle Stance d3+4~f
f1+2+3+4~f: Power Hour (or Amped Up if reference is too on the nose :^) - with a really tight input frame, Jimmy makes his next move guard crush, forcing him into Knuckle Sandwich stance upon block. If it hits, Jimmy will tackle his opponent into the ground, transitioning itself into a cutscene, alongside horizontal black borders cropping the sides of your monitor, zooming in and out with multiple close up shots of your opponents face that in total, can take up to a minute of gameplay to finish with additional button combinations, dealing high damage. This forces Jimmy into Knuckle stance in the end.
Genuinely I don’t know how tekken even hopes to teach you any character’s moves when you get into it as a new player =.=
Also, someone needs to give Jimmy a tekken 8 dlc gimmick
Edit: oh and feel free to shorten these, i just wanted it to make sense in my head how it would work in tandem with each other and why they would be funny :3
tekken looks normal until you glance at the wiki. jimmy has killed trillions and can also move at light speed
and then he has totally normal hobby: fishing
Oh pay that no mind jimmy been blessed/cursed with the freedom gene.
He’s also an accountant at the local financial firm.
@@rancorious7785 He's the mishima accountant hence when Kazuya glanced over towards his direction, he gained the EWGF. Due to Kazuya giving him the thumbs up of approval, he participated in the King of Iron Fist Tournament IX. He won easily and humbled Reina. Jin was astonished at Jimmy's sheer power, so much so that the presence of Jimmy brought back Heihachi Mishima. Jimmy decided that the universe is not ready for his power and chooses to mask himself as a regular accountant, wiping everyone's memories of him in a mere snap
Blood type: O-
I thought the joke would be that the tekken move list reading would go on for the next 5 minutes
That's what it should've been!
Thats what the original does but the adaptation is abridged
And only like 5 of them being reliable
and then when the viable moves are found, like 70% chance those deadly 5 are known and studied by other character players since most Jimmy mains just spam those moves along with random stuff in between, making him yet another easy counterable for the average online player.
I got the joke half right. I was expecting a normal ass looking dude named Dave with a move list that was 5 pages long.
n'zig ironmaiden needs more belts
This ain't kingdom hearts bro.
@@parkouremaster yeah its guilty gear, belts are even more overused here lol
@@user-us9tc5zf1gsol alone has like 25 belts last time I counted
he needs a bar too
@@ToastHoarder2 bar and grill please
okay buy Unholy Diver is genuinely the name of one of Testament's attacks
thats how accurate it is
Eight months ago, N'zigg Ironmaiden was created
@@adrianfahreza9477 this picture is a few years old.
@@malacara1335 Check out DIO - Holy Diver if you haven't heard the song
The thing is that this twitter post was made slightly before Testament was revealed and accidentally predicted that to be one of their move names
I love the random English text on N'zig's clothes. "VENGEMENT" is simply incredible.
Thank you for telling me, that makes him 10 times better
very Ragna-esque
r e v e n g e a n c e
where my ENNUI at
Metal Gear Rising -Revengence- VENGEMENT
When Guilty Gear characters become even slightly dull, Daisuke adds another batshit level of insanity to them.
"Our ex-addict ninja is getting old. Let's have him try to become president of a country"
And then he adds belts
Even Paracelsus has 2-3 belts
*via colonization
Next game: "Our ex-addict political up-and-comer ninja's getting old. Let's have him SUCCEED at becoming president of a country!"
For a guy who's getting old hes pretty hot. Hope I'm that handsome at his age.
Of a kingdom. That enforces Japanese language. In Africa. Eastern Chipp Kingdom, specifically
The power level of any guilty gear character directly corresponds to how many belts they have
does Chaos have infinite belts?
@@FunnyValentineRE4LHC is so powerful he superpositioned 9000 belts into one belt.
Does slayers count as a belt
@@JudgeNicodemus as his theme says "TWO THOUSAND BELTS ON ME"
Does a giant handcuff count as a belt
Every tekken character has at least one move with a name something like "HYPER INFERNAL DEATH FIST" and the actual move is literally just a punch.
Literally EWGF
@@OccuredJakub12 They really don't sugarcoat it huh?
Meanwhile GG characters have something generic only for it to send your foe bouncing off of invisible walls on the screen like a fucking pinball
@@IsthatAdamLobcorp
Slayer. You have just described slayer.
Electric wind god fist, spinning demon, literally any of kings moves, etc
N'zig ironmaiden: So what's your story?
Jimmy: The Mishimas killed my dad, you?
N'zig ironmaiden: Nothing much. I am the Amalgamation of a bunch of dead gears grafted together with a simi functional human brain, the brain is a prewar mailman who accidentally walked in the creation of the first gears and he was killed so that he couldn't tell anyone what he saw. Like I said, nothing much.
Least unhinged Guilty Gear character lore
No wonder N'zig is so powerful, he's a Courier.
@@wadespencer3623 But he failed to match the ranger with the Big Iron on his hip.
WAR? MAILMAN? LIKE- LIKE IN FALLOUT?????
little did you know the prewar mailman was actually jamaican
**Insert heavy metal theme about nihilism and being suicidal that randomly switches to upbeat marimba reggae one minute in to signify the character development and his secret love for jerk chicken**
That can’t be a Guilty Gear character, I didn’t spot even a single reference to Queen.
that's only for sol badguy tho. he's a walking queen reference
@@FunnyValentineRE4L
Romeo and Delilah were named after Freddie Mercury's pet cats I believe. Only one I know off the top of my head, there's probably more.
He’s literally named “Iron Maiden”
Forget about Queen, they don't even have one belt. Even Paracetamol has two belts on him ffs.
He is literally named after Danzig and Iron Maiden
inaccurate, jimmy doesnt have 136 moves
Finally someone says it
most of which are just like slightly different normal kicks and punches, but you need to tie a knot with the control stick to execute them
@@undeniablySomeGuyand then there’s Triple Electric Wind God Foot.
@@Aaa-vp6ug And it's just a Spin Kick
@@Calmtimer and the move named “Spin Kick” is actually Three kicks
Jimmy's look: 😊
Jimmy's lore: 🗿💀🥷🤖🇧🇷🦠🙈☄️
Tekken players deluding themselves into thinking that its the game with "normal" characters is so fucking funny
Tekken does have a lot of characters that outwardly look pretty normal but then they hit you with some utterly outlandish shit
it also has characters that are just wierd from the getgo, but those seemingly normal oddballs are very characteristic of Tekken
Isn't that virtua fighter?
Now we're not trying to say we have normal characters, but it's a hell of a lot more normal than whatever is going on with Zappa
I mean, I'm not saying Tekken is normal. I'm saying Leopaldon looks a bit out of place wrestling anything on tekken's roster.
The punchline was that Tekken characters are fucking weirdo freaks of nature, too.
Okay but "King Blizzard and the Scissored Visard" really does sound like a Guilty Gear overdrive!😭
Tekken movelist not containing 400+ moves split across 7 stances is absolutely inaccurate. Jab, jab but thrown while crouching, jab but aimed slightly at the gut, jab but thrown while standing from a crouch, jab but thrown from a shifted guard so it's actually more of a left straight and it's one frame slower and also has different frame data and properties. WHY YES IT'S ALL PERFORMED WITH THE SAME BUTTON, HOW'D YOU GUESS?
My dumb ass interpreted "jab while thrown" as "jab when you don't tech a grab" like damn King counterplay goin hard and he still high-tier
Don't forget the jab that leads to 4 different stances based on what direction you input and said stances hyperfocus on a different limb
jimmy is missing about 104 moves to be lore accurate tbh
Tekken characters have 2000 moves each and they're all like: punch, slightly punchier punch, punch 2 inches to the right (sidestep punish), punch while slipping on a brown banana peel, a kick but performed with your fist instead (electric)...
"I hope you're ready for a knuckle sandwich" sounds exactly like something a Tekken character would say
I swear Asuka says something really close to this in her Rage Art
It's pretty much Steve
"wanna try me?"
bro you forgot the tekken attack thats called eruption:demonic world sinking kick and its just a normal ass push kick but the screen zooms in when you use it
What's most accurate here is that N'zig's music references are almost entirely metal or heavier rock of some kind and then you just have Sting from The Police.
King blizzard and the scizzored vissard is permanently part of my vocabulary
It sounds like a small time cover band of King Gizzard ngl.
Inaccurate, Jimmy should've had about 200 moves, 100 command chain grabs and also be the bastard son of Heihachi Mishima and also appear in Tekken 8 solely as Jin's cheerleading team
You must hate Lars, huh.
@@chrisrockett5897 he's like one of my mains, ironically enough
@@chrisrockett5897 then again, he doesn't even have that much moves or grabs too
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Yeah.
Chipp Zanuff vs Terry Bogard
That's the wrong SNK character who's in Tekken
@@IslanderIsaac I mean yeah but Geese isn’t wearing wrangler jeans or doing normal punch 1.
dont forget the tekken character has a move list 8 times longer for some reason
I mean, Potemkin:
Glue sniffing large man.
Moves (that you need to know):
Spine Crasher
Harder Spine Crasher
yo no way king blizzard & the scissored visard is my favorite band!
KB and SV are my favourite albums
G A M M A K N I F E
The funniest part abt this is that Unholy Diver is, in fact a move in guilty gear
Tekken fighters in a nutshell:
"Hey this is a guy who does Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and wears a regular gi"
Okay-
"His backstory is that he is a orphan Navy Seal who traines by wrestling boa constrictors in the amazon and he wants revenge on another character for being the ceo of a company that turned his baby brother into a cyborg mutant named 'JORGE'. Said CEO is not a main villain."
What?
"Oh and this is a kickboxer from Belgium."
Oka-
"They are the vice president and one of their favorite fastimes is roundhouse kicking formula race cars at mach speed and eating delicious waffles with lots of syrup."
W...wha-
"And this is Toby..."
That... that is an alligator...
"An alligator who knows Savate and has a family to feed and is fighting in the tournament to earn income.... His homeland is Florida, USA."
Genuinelly this
I love how unholy diver is literally just one of testament’s moves too
You forgot to pentuple the movelist for the tekken character
Sting (like the guy) fucking killed me
Jimmy looks kinda cute ngl ☺
There's no way that's a guilty gear character, they don't even have one belt.
You can tell op has a grudge against Steve
As a Guilty Gear fan, I would play the absolute shit out of N'zig Ironmaiden.
Incorrect tekken at least takes 30min to list all of the moves (usually its 1 hour but you can speed it up)
Jimmy needs 172 more moves to be accurate
I dont even know which side is which and i think its funnier that way
N'zig Ironmaiden having random words that somehow correlate to them is VERY Guilty Gear. I mean Asuka has words on his Not-Eye.
Oh yeah, because Tekken is very well known for having completely normal and straightforward characters
Like Karate bears, boxing kangaroos, octopus ninjas and masked men who speak tiger.
Well that is way more straightforward than “Respected doctor turned murderer driven insane by a patient he couldn’t save only for it to be revealed she was killed by someone else because he knew the cure for death” or “drug addict turned ninja turned president of a country in Africa” or “Basically god driven insane by knowledge making everyone grow as people by making himself the villain.”
To be fair, compared to anime fighters that's still pretty tame.
@@Necromitzu1 this and the fact you still at least have a number of normal characters with realistic names and designs, meanwhile GG characters are all quirky af lmao
That's the other side of tekken characters
@@cosmic5665 Other side of what? Family who controls the world and make a habit to throw their members into cliffs/volcanos/space? Chinese martial artist who picks fights against thunderstorms? Blade if he was a ninja from Naruto? Idol girl who breakdances you to death? Or maybe one of the 4 robot people?
Sure, Guilty Gear has much more over the top characters: Dandy Vampires -(he's back!!!)- , toon force surgeons, billiard playing and hair wielding assassins, Whatever the hell Bedman is...
But it is disingenuous at best to say that Tekken characters are any close at being like "Jimmy" over there...
If Jimmy puts on a pair of Levi's, he instead enters a demon form
Its all fun and games until jimmys lore is that he harbors an ancient demon within and he is the true villain somehow
0:15 LOL, KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD
Jimmy also has a 9 part move that insta kills enemies with his blood stones
Who could forget the classic Tekken character
(Animal) wearing a hat
In N'zig's arcade mode ending, he cries about his dead girlfriend.
In Jimmy's arcade mode ending, he saves his favorite taco stand by repelling a meteor with a baseball bat.
"Another big win for the Home Town Hero!" (N'zig silently weeping in the background)
My favorite Guilty Gear characters are the ones that don’t have any actual connection to what happened previously but force you to reevaluate the setting solely because of what or who they are. Like the guy who just pulls up with an actual alien in his coffin.
A lot of characters are powerful because they’re gears or magic users, which makes sense with the story and worldbuilding.
And then some people just have time powers, or a spirit dog, or a real alien, or a shadow demon, just for kicks, and I think that’s great.
Then there's Johnny, who from what I've seen so far, is pretty much just rule of cool personified
@@alibekzholaman2923Nah that's spot belong to Slayer
@@heisj-bn1my"they act like 2 legends can't co-exsist"
@@longbeing It's the greatest
OMG this is a classic image I was so happy to see this on my homepage
The difference between a fighting game, and a Metal album that comes with a fighting game
wait till Jimmy gets Destructodisc
That tekken movelist is unrealistically short
God, I wish I were clever enough to write like that Guilty Gear character intro.
I love goofy shit like this.
Also, the move "Sting (like the guy)" is just Ironmaiden turning into Feyd-Rautha.
Love how Ironmaiden is just a fuck ton of metal band references
That's inaccurate. The Tekken character wouldve have 60 things in his movelist as a minimum.
Watch out for jimmy dude he's no joke
KGatLW AND Guilty Gear?!? Woah
Inaccurate, Tekken character movelist is less than 5 pages long.
Jimmy got that Paul strength.
And the you have KING a Mexican Wrestler wearing a Leopard Mask that only Roar and fold you like a Omelett and break every single bone of your body in One Long Grab combo-
Not just one, like 3 or 4.
Dorya
Dorya
Dorya
People have to undestand how pleasant it is to hear that
Don’t forget the Raptor and the Kangaroo who both have boxing gloves.
Guilty Gear is the only franchise I can think of that makes Tekken look normal by comparison.
However, Guilty Gear is severly lacking in boxing kangaroos.
(Sadly Tekken is too these days...)
Guilty Gear's the only franchise to you? I dunno, there's Bloody Roar, almost every other anime fighter, Fighting Vipers/Fighters Megamix, etc.
@@chrisrockett5897 The chances of us getting a new Bloody Roar are sadly zero, because Konami.
And there's some cute and softspoken housewife named Dizzy with unholy nuclear power
Where is the other 200 moves for Jimmy?
Jimmy here doesn’t look like here’s here to throw down, he looks like he’s here for a job interview at Subway.
Tekken/Street Fighter Characters: I am a buff guy/gal who punches and/or kicks a lot!
Guilty Gear Characters: *BED*
Listen, Bedman? is a great character in every way but on the tier list.
Alisa, Yoshimitsu, any of the other robots, Dr. Boscovich, literally any of the animals, literally any of the devils/angels, and Eliza want a talk, and that's JUST THE TEKKEN SIDE.
@@chrisrockett5897 *BED*
@@chrisrockett5897Ok but do they have a buff fucked up man who fights with a flag of his own country, thinks babies come from eyeballs and is canonically 5 years old?
Inaccurate. Movelist in Tekken should be a two-paged essay.
Should've used happy chaos and king,
move list: gun and being a gay witch
Move list: imma grab ya
That's why I love guilty gear, name a character that doesn't have a belt (in strive)
Street fighter characters: Johnson, a random buff fighter from idk belgium or something, and he can fire a magic airblast for some odd reason and can do inhuman spin kick moves.
Average Tekken roster:
Angry Spaniard
Hong Kong Cop
A bear that knows Karate
Taekwondo delinquent
The Devil
Karate man (the Devil's father)
A bear that knows Kung Fu
Lucha Libre Jaguar Mask Man
Military-grade combat Robot
Yoshimitsu
Yoshimitsu's just a genetically enhanced leader of a weird tribe of people.
I'm just waiting for them to give me my damn Raptor back.
Accidentally made Guile
Tekken be like: “Here’s a random man off the streets, he knows how to street fight, also he suplexed 4 elephants and punched a alien”
"Unholy Diver" is an actual move in Guilty Gear used by Testament
HEY, you forgot to mention the level of COOL and SUAVE that Tekken characters bring.
I mean look at Wang. They made him dropped out, instead of full and boring.
Okay the last thing I expected when clicking this was a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard reference.
Jimmy is high-back tier but has a matchup against a low tier that completely invalidates his archetype so every Jimmy main gentlemans to only using the moves that don't fuck each other over
The character intros for both are so accurate it’s hilarious
What happens when Fashion students and Sports Studies students have a fight.
My money is on Jimmy.
I love this meme because it led me to discover king gizzard and the lizard wizard
Okay Street Fighter, what do you have?
Sf: We got this guy. He can punch and kick and stuff.
Go on...
SF: (sigh) and he throws fireballs...
There it is.
King gizzard and the lizard wizard reference is goated
Friendly reminder that the original GG game was supposed to be an edgy one off game. Daisuke wasn’t expecting the game to be as popular as it did
this was a good excuse for the artist to make a fire ass character design
It's nice that you include the original artist's handle at the beginning of the video, but the least you could do is also link to it in the description.
Reminder that Paul was an equal to Kazuya until he and law becomes Good friend and Goes Regular Show Mode, Its Fun but how the Mighty have fallen.
0:17 “sting (like the guy)” lol
guilty gear puts way too much effort into their outfits. Tekken gives you way too many moves.
This.
Forgot Jimmy's other 100 moves
I appreciate the gizzard reference
NRS be like: this one too is a zoner.
Street fighter be like: me like feet
Incorrect the move names for tekken aren’t named bizzare things like “sin smiter” “clairvoyant fatal violet” “jewel snatcher” and “last rites”
>kid can only name like 5 dad bands
lol, king gizzard?
What’s the song that plays during the N’zig part?
I want to say it's from Revelator but I'm not 100% sure
Inaccurate.
There's no numpad notation
Tekken also has a bear
Definitely not enough belts
Not accurate, N'zig ironmaiden is not NEARLY buff or thick enough,