“WHO I SMOKE”- Lawyer Reacts (admitting to crimes?)

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  • @shinagain6364
    @shinagain6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    Out of all the illegal acts admitted in this song, the worst crime was their golf club grip

    • @riancallahan9685
      @riancallahan9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean no, but yes?

    • @saintmbmjr6544
      @saintmbmjr6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But really who is moke

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And their music.
      And their attitude.
      And their moral compass.

    • @shinagain6364
      @shinagain6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mattk1693 well, to be fair, the song wasn't bad, but yeah, they're not good people

    • @jesperkuipers9432
      @jesperkuipers9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saintmbmjr6544 nephew of Lmfoa

  • @NeedsVerification
    @NeedsVerification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    This song legitimately references like 8+ open cases in Jacksonville Florida lmaoo crazy shit

    • @0oShwavyo0
      @0oShwavyo0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I was about to say Trap Lore Ross needs to do a vid on Jacksonville FL so I can get caught up on the background, but then it turns out he already has and the thumbnail has shots from this music video in it lol

    • @recklesss117
      @recklesss117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao Duval still wildin

    • @Bhubnipz
      @Bhubnipz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@0oShwavyo0
      Thanks for putting me on that guy, the video about this shit was a crazy watch

    • @0oShwavyo0
      @0oShwavyo0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Bhubnipz hes an interesting character but he puts a lot of effort into researching those videos from what I've seen

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0oShwavyo0 he has a video on Jacksonville

  • @JohnDoe-ks9xx
    @JohnDoe-ks9xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    Tom once again jumping the gun with wanting to go golfing with these dudes lmao 😂

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tom immediately gets murdered

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @wispa1786
      @wispa1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      "Who I smoke? The #2 lawyer on Famous Birthdays"
      RIP in pieces Attorney Tom

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Came down here for this

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always give a benefit of a doubt

  • @channingtaintum
    @channingtaintum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I love how as soon as Tom saw the deeper meaning to the names in the lyrics, he stopped bobbing his head along to the beat and put on his “lawyer” face for the rest of the song 😆

    • @maxcrss2845
      @maxcrss2845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nobody can tell me Tom isn’t a professional :)

  • @conradkorbol
    @conradkorbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    I disagree if you commit murder please post about it. I want them to get caught. As not a lawyer, please snitch on yourself

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Makes it easier for us haha

    • @ridgidmind9026
      @ridgidmind9026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      seriously... pisses me off every time i hear a lawyer telling murderers how to get away with it...

    • @Tocinos
      @Tocinos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@William-Morey-Baker don't get triggered

    • @davidwarford3087
      @davidwarford3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@William-Morey-Baker I'm sure he want's criminals punished. however he probably also thinks that your defense attorney should be able to help you get a fairer sentence, and admitting to a case completely removes the benefit of a guilty plea, you get no reduced sentence. on top of that it could extend your sentence further beyond that as a video like this would demonstrate a complete lack of remorse.

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Wasn't expecting the golf lesson but i loved it. I'm an overlapper myself. 7 handicap.

    • @conradkorbol
      @conradkorbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am disabled. Not sure what handicap that is

    • @captainjamestkirk5350
      @captainjamestkirk5350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@conradkorbol how far over par you play

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@captainjamestkirk5350 wheelchair

    • @Hunter-os5yx
      @Hunter-os5yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@conradkorbol yeah it means he has 7 different disabilities

    • @Pood369
      @Pood369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only played golf for fun a few times. No-one told me about those grips!
      Thanks for the tip!

  • @theCidisIn
    @theCidisIn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    An attorney, a colonel, a TH-camr, a golfer... Is there anything this man can't do?

    • @HowieRaps
      @HowieRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lose 😂

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Be tall

    • @CommandingElbow
      @CommandingElbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your mom

    • @jimmyjohnjuan
      @jimmyjohnjuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I imagine him being "I have a guy" him being the guy in college that had the dank.

    • @FarewellRocketShip1
      @FarewellRocketShip1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      go broke

  • @R4MON
    @R4MON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Attorney Tom: “You want legal advice? STOP BREAKING THE LAW (and posting it on social media)”

  • @kamlong7358
    @kamlong7358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "You're not flexing a real gun that could've been involved in a murder" reminds me of a comment by Donut Operator where he mentions similar musicians where they are showing and pointing real guns close enough to the camera where one can read the serials off them and discover that they're stolen

  • @daisybutinhertennisoutfit
    @daisybutinhertennisoutfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Hey Tom! Info about the sample: Vanessa Carlton is 100% in with this one. Not only is it fully licensed, but when people asked her on Twitter “your song is sampled on this song where these teens talk about actually killing other teens???” she doubled down on being okay with it. No copyright trouble for these fellows!

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Whoa I’ll have to read more about this. I just watched the vice doc on that song

    • @damien678
      @damien678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      good for her

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Did she double down on being okay with it, or she doesn’t have the rights for that song so she can’t really do anything about it without getting into legal trouble with the record label/distribution for that song? It’s not quite as black-and-white as it first appears

    • @daisybutinhertennisoutfit
      @daisybutinhertennisoutfit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@egalitarian2207 doubled down. Her opinion was that it was white people being uncomfortable due to some sort of internalized bias again black people using violence artistically (here, in music). said that white violence wasn’t questioned and was viewed as cinematic, and posted the “Stuck in the Middle” scene from reservoir dogs as a comparison (despite the fact that this scene, while over the top, is fictional, and that Who I Smoke is based in our actual current reality in which real teenagers are killing each other). if you look up “who I smoke Vanessa Carlton” you can easily access her response, hope that helps!

    • @egalitarian2207
      @egalitarian2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@daisybutinhertennisoutfit oooooooooooooooooooh shit wtf LOL that’s straight up deluded. I was being super lazy, I appreciate you informing me on my ignorance, Liz! 🙏

  • @wreath626
    @wreath626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Hearing Tom say the title of the vid was enough to kill me😂

    • @MrNabmilf
      @MrNabmilf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like male Siri 😅

    • @FireEggplant
      @FireEggplant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jackpackage9386
    @jackpackage9386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    As the great philosophers once said:
    "Rap snitches, telling all their business. Sit in the court and be their own star witness."
    Dudes don't learn

    • @portersstuff377
      @portersstuff377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that was mf doom

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Do you see the perpetrator?"
      "Yeah i'm right here!"
      😂

    • @harrisonclark3799
      @harrisonclark3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@portersstuff377 the joke is that he said “great philosophers” in reference to mf doom

    • @portersstuff377
      @portersstuff377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@harrisonclark3799 nah that was viktor vaughn for sure

    • @waporvave5121
      @waporvave5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@portersstuff377 MF DOOM*

  • @jaren12072
    @jaren12072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    "Yesterday at 3 o'clock I shot tony with a Glock, yeah I did it I don't care.'
    It's just a song man you can't arest me man.

    • @dlobuckets8743
      @dlobuckets8743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice Jabbar Hakeem vine referet

    • @greenh_ills
      @greenh_ills 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dlobuckets8743 Jabbar Hakeem Vines

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what’s pfp

    • @jaren12072
      @jaren12072 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoTraceOfSense A character from strawberry panic

    • @idislikemanythings2183
      @idislikemanythings2183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not illegal in Florida

  • @derrickchannel1
    @derrickchannel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Deaf people probably think this is just some gentlemen going golfing, not mocking teens who died in gang violence

    • @RoughToughTonkasGotTheStuff
      @RoughToughTonkasGotTheStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      subs not dubs

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RoughToughTonkasGotTheStuff Cultured like fine Parmigiano.

    • @MoonLiteNite
      @MoonLiteNite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No, cause us deaf people can read....

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MoonLiteNite u can?! Oh shit, lot of people going to be very upset with me....

    • @Syllaren
      @Syllaren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least I can guarantee they enjoyed it more.
      Honestly hopefully they are more successful in gang activity cuz they are straight ass at making music.

  • @benb4156
    @benb4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    They actually dropped 6 names: Rod K, Bibby, Teki, Lil Peedy and Trey D. The more you know.

    • @hardcodedsoftware4212
      @hardcodedsoftware4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You listed 5?

    • @benb4156
      @benb4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@hardcodedsoftware4212 Jitt, sorry I forgot that one.

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lil nine was also one

    • @matrixfan58
      @matrixfan58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jumpout is another one

    • @kmk900___
      @kmk900___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@benb4156 yeah there was 7 actually sad. The 8th is Foolio but he’s alive

  • @j0ndav1s
    @j0ndav1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This might be the most well choreographed murder confession in us history

  • @jjww30
    @jjww30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “If you’re going to commit crimes, do not post about them on social media.”
    Hey guys, I think he’s a good lawyer.

  • @Hunter-os5yx
    @Hunter-os5yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The scam Mr Beast dm you “sent” to Bruce actually made me laugh out loud🤣

  • @beauyork7225
    @beauyork7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "My killer make his face go,
    Thats one thing bout Ksoo"
    Ksoo locked up for a double homicide. They are not talking a delicious dip for chips.

    • @champnotchicken4318
      @champnotchicken4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whats even worse is apparently the police are trying to tie ksoo to an alternate name “facego”

    • @beauyork7225
      @beauyork7225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Truth Hurtz nah, i was right

  • @freakintrenton
    @freakintrenton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I wanna go golfing with them”
    Them: admits to murdering multiple people

  • @brettfo
    @brettfo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    What did we learn today? How to hold a golf club. 😂

  • @defiance6180
    @defiance6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You missed couple things🤣 but still good video. Specifically in the blue collar shirt verse "we let out shots he got shot and went live" that actually happened. And beginning when he said he was smoking on "Trey D"

    • @ethancooper1560
      @ethancooper1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think I’ve ever understood 100% of a song on the first listen, he did good

  • @benlikebike
    @benlikebike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I love your channel Tom. I know you're a lawyer and not a handyman or a tradesman, but we really need to get you an upgraded knowledge hammer. That dollar store piece is oogli

    • @richardhammond6468
      @richardhammond6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A nice Estwing would be fit for a knowledge hammer

    • @benlikebike
      @benlikebike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richardhammond6468 if not a stiletto just for class and the name

    • @sainttrilby7171
      @sainttrilby7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It at least needs a waffle head for emphasis.

    • @My_Alchemical_Romance
      @My_Alchemical_Romance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fancy magical lawyer tool.

  • @TheEasyLifee
    @TheEasyLifee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Crazy part is she 100% licensed the song to them 😂😂😂

  • @HAYDNBBH
    @HAYDNBBH ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The guy with the water pistol was smart to use a water pistol but about 10 seconds later he describes how he found out where a guy worked and got him at work... That literally happened in one of the murders

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm glad my layman's eyes was able to see how fucking terrible his swing was

  • @gregamericano1605
    @gregamericano1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    They really put a whole ass confession into a song… Now that’s artistic on a whole other level

  • @charlesrense5199
    @charlesrense5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A lawyer who golfs? Now I've seen everything!

  • @derateddesign
    @derateddesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    are you sure you still wanna play golf with them

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Have you ever considered dressing as Matt Murdock or Saul Goodman for Halloween if you celebrate it lol

    • @Black_Jesus3005
      @Black_Jesus3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would be hilarious or Lionel Hutz

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daredevil Attorney Tom is best Attorney Tom

    • @viciousimpaler
      @viciousimpaler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like to imagine he is the real life matt murdock and runs around in hell's kitchen at night fighting crime 😂

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@viciousimpaler I hope he can defeat Gordon Ramsay without being turned into a donut or an idiot sandwich.

    • @charlesrense5199
      @charlesrense5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So basically wear a suit for Halloween.
      Hey Tom, do something more fun, okay? Maybe Charlie Kelly? That's kinda your speed, right? Maybe learn to play Night Man on keys? Order a nice, juicy milk-steak?

  • @davidtuell5558
    @davidtuell5558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yeah, my friend worked at the golf club they filmed this at and was laughing his head off the whole time they filmed it 😂

    • @gta123987
      @gta123987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      didnt they just sneak in? didnt ask for permisson so

    • @zaeeee2886
      @zaeeee2886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@millardfilmore1403 Nah u cant really just sneak in to a golf club and shoot a music video there's a vlog out there the day they shot the music video they paid for the time and everything that's how they got the golf carts and clubs

  • @jimmyjohnjuan
    @jimmyjohnjuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The dude that pull the toy gun out said "I was lurking on his page" "I caught him slipping In houston" "then I went live". Incriminating?

  • @charlesrense5199
    @charlesrense5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    /corrects golf grip
    /rapper admits to outstanding murders
    How's his golf grip now, huh?

  • @MichaelHemotoxin
    @MichaelHemotoxin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Absolutely insane that kids can literally name off the people they helped murder and yet X-Raided was given 25 to life for actual artistic expression in his songs. Mind blowing.

    • @ianthompson2802
      @ianthompson2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell another youtuber is getting machine gun sales charges for just having affiliate link. For metal cards that have a etching of a machine gun. The atf already decided that that design wasn't a machine gun bc it took a fair amount of time to cut out.

  • @JimothyHimbo
    @JimothyHimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Tom, when you hit 1 million subscribers it will be really cool to say I've been here since around 100k. Thanks for the time you take and all the work you put in to entertain, educate, and interact with your community. You deserve all the success and growth that's coming your way. Keep these banger videos coming!!!

    • @AttorneyTom
      @AttorneyTom  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks for the support! These videos are a ton of fun to make!

    • @xxcattoxx544
      @xxcattoxx544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AttorneyTom when u reach 1mil we have to kiss😚

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think Tom playing golf with those guys knowing that they're murderers would be hilarious

  • @TheAleutiansolution
    @TheAleutiansolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tom: yeah, they’re probably fine
    Not even one minute later: we probably shot three dudes

  • @OhSkyeLanta
    @OhSkyeLanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    If the shootings happened to be comitted with a snub nosed revolver of a similar appearance to the toy gun in the video, could that be brought up in court? Also a lawyer telling everyone to stop fighting was pretty hilarious XD

    • @ep3578
      @ep3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you really just ask if a toy gun could be used to corroborate an actual murder weapon? Oh my lord

    • @OhSkyeLanta
      @OhSkyeLanta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ep3578 how will i ever know the answer if I don't ask the question? A lawyer that shot himself in the face still got his client acquitted of murder charges, so nothing is too absurd for the American legal system. Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people that will shame you for asking questions for stupid answers.

    • @DR3ADNAU7Gaming
      @DR3ADNAU7Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ep3578 no stupid questions. Acting out someone's murder or making multiple references and painting yourself as the murderer can definitely be brought up. Enough things line up in enough places shit adds up.

  • @Sevem7m
    @Sevem7m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    After the first chorus, blue shirt then goes on to name specific events and acts that he is seemingly claiming ownership of:
    "I was lurkin' on his page and I caught him lackin' in Houston
    We let off shots, he got shot and went live
    was tweakin' like "Fuck, man, that bitch ain't die"
    "Jump out, thought shit was sweet, 'til we found out the drop (and I need you)
    Found out where that boy workin', then boy clocked 'em out"
    Lol

  • @RichardHuffman
    @RichardHuffman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    TIL that my golf grip is horribly dated. To tell you how long it's been since I played, the grip I was taught is where you had the thumbs parallel to the club handle, with no finger overlap.

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @TresTrefusis
      @TresTrefusis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's still the way I play. The interlock hurts my fingers.

  • @mooseitself
    @mooseitself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Everyone asks "Who Is Moke?" No one ever asks "How Is Moke?"

    • @AlmondGlazedSunrise
      @AlmondGlazedSunrise 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'll do you one better. Why is Moke?

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't think you wanna play golf with these guys anymore 😅

  • @about823jews
    @about823jews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Bro Tom you missed out the whole part where he says his opps said he was in a neighborhood close by so he went there and shot him up then after his opps went live(Instagram live) and he realized his opps didn't die. This was an actual attack that took place. He pretty much self snitched right? Here are the lyrics
    "I tote the rocket when I travel, I'm pistol packin' the heat pack (I'm pistol packin' in Hous')
    I was lurkin' on his page and I caught him lackin' in Houston (we back)
    We let off shots, I thought he got shot then saw he went live
    I was tweakin' like "Fxxx, man, that bitch ain't die"

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well I dont think Tom really speaks Ghetto. As a white boy myself I barely understood what they were talking about most of the time...

    • @about823jews
      @about823jews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@zwenkwiel816 lol I'm white too and I understand that off the top also I'm very knowledgeable in this actual whole case these Jackson boys are crazy! Everyone knows their gangs problem. Lil Bibby is the little brother of rapper Julio foolio. Julio foolio killed youngen Aces Lil brother and Best friend and shit youngen ace almost killing him. A year later they shot up Bibby(16) at a bus stop. A few months Lil Nine fell too who was Julio's friend and teki was Julio's cousin who's been the latest to die during this gang war. What's sad is this all had nothing to do with Ace to begin with it was Aces friend who shot Julio's cousin then Julio's gang shot ace and friend and Lil bro during aces lil Bros birthday party! Aces friend kso retaliated and also did a drive by Julio's house and shot Julio's mom! Though it wasn't fatal Julio wasn't there and made it out alive as well

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@about823jews lol, you didnt really make it any less confusing there but thanks for trying XD

    • @about823jews
      @about823jews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zwenkwiel816 idk what was confusing about any of that but ok lol thanks 🙏 😂😆

    • @wanderingwonder111
      @wanderingwonder111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zwenkwiel816 So the rappers are in a gang. Someone killed a rapper's younger brother. In retaliation, the rappers killed the cousin of that guy. Well the guy they killed are a part of a different gang, causing a gang war. This song is the rapper's boasting about their kills in the war

  • @keym3955
    @keym3955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Att. Tom: What did we learn today?
    Me: Not to self-
    Att. Tom: How to hold a golf club.
    Me: Oh yeah, that too.

  • @jamalsowell3650
    @jamalsowell3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Then they get locked up and say "someone snitched on me" nah homie, you snitched on yourself. These dudes never learn.

  • @kylez9094
    @kylez9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rap snitches, telling all they business
    Sittin in court, they be their own star witness

  • @geeshthegod9573
    @geeshthegod9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro instantly became their lawyer 😂

  • @brendanz
    @brendanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    So nice to see tiger woods have such an influence on these young men🙌

    • @glados4765
      @glados4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This kid straight up stole one of the top comments off the official vid XD

    • @nakedblackman8509
      @nakedblackman8509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whos the tiger woods

  • @ExclusiveElii
    @ExclusiveElii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The most un-hateable person award goes to:
    *Attorney Tom*

  • @marmarbinx3458
    @marmarbinx3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude. I've been wondering about this one. I know so many people self snitch, but nothing this hard. They flat out named every victim instead of alluding to a crime. Like damn, that's some ballsy shit.

  • @Solderpro_1
    @Solderpro_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think it's hilarious that they make it clear and obvious who they claim to "smoke"

  • @HinDoongEe
    @HinDoongEe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You gotta admit though, the cinematography is astounding

  • @IllPropaganda
    @IllPropaganda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I never knew hustlers confessed in stereo"

  • @sliver7993
    @sliver7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *moment of realization* 🤣

  • @blackedmirror5073
    @blackedmirror5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9 Handicap Golfer here. I use a 10 finger grip with the driver because it helps me to hit a straight/draw ball. I’m an interlocker with the irons.

  • @ricotrejo4125
    @ricotrejo4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @5:05 Tom goes from jammin’ to “shit just got real” real quick lol

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pewpewpew, thats the silencer... boom boom boom, thats the grenade launcher...

    • @VictoriousGardenosaurus
      @VictoriousGardenosaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god I forgot about that

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VictoriousGardenosaurus 🤣 soon as this started i just lost it giggling...

  • @My_Alchemical_Romance
    @My_Alchemical_Romance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tom is the gangsterest lawyer I’ve had the pleasure. And I’m sadly a (drug related) 2 time felon who’s seen plenty of lawyers.
    Repeal controlled substances act!
    Keep it gangster, Tom.

  • @Mickey-wh4di
    @Mickey-wh4di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Timing was so perfect, it got me laughing out loud alone in my hotel room

  • @barbrasosi
    @barbrasosi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Obligatory:
    Rap snitches, telling all their business
    Sit in the court and be their own star witness
    Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here!

  • @rwe52496
    @rwe52496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I used to work in a recording studio in Jacksonville, Florida called Endangered Wise Men Studio. Yungeen Ace recorded there very frequently. He's very soft spoken and overall a super nice guy. It's cool to see him going places.

  • @jameswilkinson2144
    @jameswilkinson2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As MF Doom once wrote "rap snitches, tellin all their business, sittin in the court and be their own star witness, do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here, f*** around get the whole label sent up for years"

  • @zwenkwiel816
    @zwenkwiel816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Couldnt you easily go for the "I was just making shit up" defense though? I mean these rappers being shot is obviously public knowledge. An aspiring gangster rapper might read about these murders in the paper and claim to be the killer for some easy street cred.

    • @nathanthompson7134
      @nathanthompson7134 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats where corroborating evidence comes into play, if they can find similarity in descriptions and evidence from the case, they can arrest them

  • @MrNuke101
    @MrNuke101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how he singles out the toy gun but they were all posing like they had some imaginary AK's

  • @the_real_ch3
    @the_real_ch3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I guess I just always assumed that committing crimes involved two steps:
    Step 1: commit crime
    Step 2: shut the f*ck up about it

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom: "I'd love to golf with these guys"
    Me: "yeah you might wanna hold that thought for about about 30 seconds"😂

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:39 is the greatest meme I've ever seen.

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Trap lore Ross has a great video covering the whole story of these guys.

  • @NithinJune
    @NithinJune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    his face when he realized was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @iamcrimsonspecter2
    @iamcrimsonspecter2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All of those acts are now for the most part okay in Chicago.
    It's just mutual combat.

  • @CovertSin
    @CovertSin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You don't tell me how to hold my baseball club and I won't tell you how to hold your golf bat.

  • @jurado1010
    @jurado1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:32 on this part the guy says he was lurking on a rival (Foolio) and ended up shooting him. Foolio recovered and went live on IG, that’s why he mentions being surprised he was alive. Self snitching at its finest.

  • @Punkification101
    @Punkification101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your johnny hobo song in your suggestions just made me subscribe. Im wearing a Days N Daze shirt, johnny hobo and mischief brew and defiance, Ohio got me to exist till this day.

  • @Hack_The_Planet_
    @Hack_The_Planet_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    For real though these guys are genuinely disgusting

    • @jacoblloyd2573
      @jacoblloyd2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      low key would NOT golf with 'em

    • @lizb680
      @lizb680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And their rap is talentless garbage, like 90% awful autotune. Can’t believe people listen to it given how terrible they are as people and musicians.

    • @theobsidianshvl
      @theobsidianshvl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lizb680 song still goes hard

    • @Zakayama-gb9yp
      @Zakayama-gb9yp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It does go hard

    • @danthomas6154
      @danthomas6154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet you won't tell them that...

  • @jayseptembro
    @jayseptembro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him pronouncing the rap names in the beginning with a confused face… looooool

  • @corbin_fishing
    @corbin_fishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Early access gang lmao

    • @AttorneyTom
      @AttorneyTom  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao. STOP. This is tomorrow’s video

    • @royrodgersmcfreely2858
      @royrodgersmcfreely2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AttorneyTom yes. Stop. And dont share your secrets.

    • @trashpanda7114
      @trashpanda7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A true fan

    • @brendanz
      @brendanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Show me your ways jedi

    • @romamoran1337
      @romamoran1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh wth the comment earlier than the video 😧

  • @jonsnow8550
    @jonsnow8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Could you make a video on legal precedent? How often is it brought up and how concrete is it?

  • @monickalynn4365
    @monickalynn4365 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can you picture the mafia goons back in the day using social media (if they had it)? Telling all their secrets,snitchin' (basically) on themselves,pics of weapons,loot and cash,etc.,etc?! Hell no

  • @pongangelo2048
    @pongangelo2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's some nice copyright strike, but it's not from Thousand Miles.

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They got it licensed surprisingly the original artist was okay with it

  • @AdrianRodriguez-yf8kg
    @AdrianRodriguez-yf8kg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Man I don’t know how they found out I whacked those guys the systems rigged free me I ain’t do nothing wrong”

  • @TylerLinkel
    @TylerLinkel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, but why incriminate yourself in a song that you tried too hard to make line up with 1000 Miles?

  • @yamahakid450f
    @yamahakid450f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Who I smoke"
    Is that a 'How high' reference lmao. Smokin that 'Ivory'.

  • @stephybobo1991
    @stephybobo1991 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how attorney Tom says it’s artistic expression and as soon as he hit play they incriminated themselves.

  • @ubahfly5409
    @ubahfly5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FYI, my dear white comrades, to "smoke" in this context does not mean "to kill". They're talking about "smoking a pack" aka celebrating one's death. If Bibby is killed, to "smoke on a Bibby pack" is a way to disrespect the dead. "Who I smoke" refers to who's deaths they revel in.

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why you making shit up?
      Also, I'm not your comrade, sympatico.

    • @GRANKAMILTM
      @GRANKAMILTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the truth, imao.

    • @GRANKAMILTM
      @GRANKAMILTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesbael6255 see

  • @marzmoonshine601
    @marzmoonshine601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always wondered how much I can say to my therapist before she call the paddy wagon 🤔😵😵‍💫

  • @commander_frog
    @commander_frog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My man Big Smoke did nothing wrong

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't he be an accessory?

  • @petervigna3579
    @petervigna3579 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lawyers in 2024: you didnt rap about that did u😲

  • @brunchninja
    @brunchninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom, can you go meta and react to your first vid. What would you do different?

  • @zzzjml
    @zzzjml 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro flexed golf 😂😂😂

  • @hunterwilliams3857
    @hunterwilliams3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Day 1 of asking for a better knowledge hammer

  • @aidank9893
    @aidank9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tom, I’m from Jacksonville so I had to listen to this video with my earbuds in on minimum volume. I’m sleeping with one eye open tonight, thanks a lot lmao

  • @Sonnacs
    @Sonnacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just want to leave this comment here to let you and everyone know I will be saving this video to my watch later so next time I play mini golf with my wife and or friends I can refer back to it for the proper grip of golfing so I can win and rub it all in their face. Thank you.

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      INTERLOCK, OVERLOCK SON!

    • @zealot246
      @zealot246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      make sure if you kill them over it don't rap about it

  • @off-brand_is_fine209
    @off-brand_is_fine209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone, quickly write a rap about general crimes and call it "artistic expressions aka 'I didn't do it'"

  • @thelordz33
    @thelordz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And people wonder why rap is often looked down upon and isn't as well received as other genres.

    • @Xeddicus427
      @Xeddicus427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and it doesn't help when they include someone who can sing along side their...not.

    • @Etrius10
      @Etrius10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looked down upon? Lmao by who?

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:54 - "Nobody could presume that is a real gun" - Um, Tom, you might want to look up 3D-printed guns (aka "zip guns"). They print all kinds of weird-looking guns, including ones that do indeed look like toys, so Nintendo changing the Zapper to be orange is no longer going to work since cops will have to take _every_ weapon they see seriously, even bright orange ones and even ones with red tips. 😒 🤦 VICE did a documentary on 3D-printed guns which shows some examples.

    • @thebotanists5409
      @thebotanists5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You got info from vice bro

    • @stich1960
      @stich1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebotanists5409 I mean vice came down and hung with us to do the mini doc. And personaly I don't understand the fear of colored guns, black guns are boring and it's pretty obvious most times when you have a metal barrel. Maybe it's inappropriate to have kids running around with fake guns 🤔

  • @Ah_Yote
    @Ah_Yote 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even the Lawyer is flabbergasted by the disrespect and blatant admission of guilt

  • @miniaturemachinist6098
    @miniaturemachinist6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I could only understand maybe 10 percent of what they said.

  • @jerubaal101
    @jerubaal101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do they even have their Concealed Carry License?

  • @yeti4269
    @yeti4269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came for a lawyer reacting
    Stayed for tips on my golf grip

  • @NicCageForPresident2024
    @NicCageForPresident2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Key & Peele was hilarious that one is a classic